12/06/2011 EastEnders


12/06/2011

Eddie Moon's arrival in Walford has dramatic consequences for Michael and Kat, Max toys with an unsuspecting Greg, and Ricky prepares to break some difficult news to the kids.


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-Breakfast.

-Oi, oi, oi. No, no, listen, I've got to get Amy up.

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-I've got to get Amy up...

-Come here.

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I've got to get her up in twenty minutes.

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Michael, I've got to put the washing on.

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Me, you, my mum, your dad, who used to be married to my mum

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and then my dad who beat up your dad. How is that casual?

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12 o'clock sharp!

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I don't know, I'm not sure it's a good idea.

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Whatever my feelings towards the man, it's his son's wedding. He wants to be involved.

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-Besides, the more...

-Am I going the right way for Albert Square?

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Down there. You can't miss it.

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I'm so proud of you. My little entrepreneur.

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It's flip-flops, Mum.

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Yeah, well, it's only for the summer, though, isn't it?

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You all right there, love?

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-Will you pass me one of them clips down there, please.

-What clips?

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-You know, the clippy things.

-I don't know what you're talking about.

-Lauren, the clippy thing!

-Careful.

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GLASS SMASHES

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You're paying for that.

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-What's the matter with you? You off your head?

-And that one.

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Lively round here, ain't it?

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Oh, you have no idea.

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SIREN WAILS

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HE KNOCKS

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Nice and cold. That'll teach you for distracting me.

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I've missed you, Rox.

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Amy, come on, get up.

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Amy, sweetheart, come on.

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-She's not here!

-Huh?

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You've left the front door open again!

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I've got a bad feeling about this.

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-Bianca's going to get four years.

-You don't know that.

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-Have you looked in here?

-Yes.

-Here you are, what's this?

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Right, let's go.

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Amy?

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She gets four years then Morgan'll be...what,

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-eleven when she gets out?

-Ten.

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-Will he?

-Besides, four years isn't going to be four years, is it?

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She'll be out in two.

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It's still a long time, though, innit? However you look at it.

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What am I going to do?

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Do what you're doing, Ricky. You love your kids.

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PHONE RINGS

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Yeah, but is it enough, though? Hello?

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Yeah, speaking.

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Er...

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Do you mind if I call you back? Thanks.

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-I got it.

-What?

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The job in Dubai. I got it.

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-What's all the banging about?

-No way!

-It's only three weeks.

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-What about the kids?

-Amy!

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Oh, my God.

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-That is mine.

-I know.

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I'm not going anywhere. You are.

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All this "recovery" rubbish, you know, I've put up with a lot

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cos I thought it was worth it. I thought you were working really hard on it. But you weren't, were you?

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You couldn't even be bothered to go to one meeting.

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-Well, if you can't be bothered, I can't.

-I went to the meeting. I went.

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-Yeah, course you did.

-I went last Friday and I'm going again today.

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Well, why didn't you say?

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No. Not good enough, Phil.

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Thought it was about time I got it back.

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You've got to trust me, Shirley.

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You do trust me, don't you?

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They were just there. I didn't see them...

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-Is Amy all right?

-Yeah, she seems to be.

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-Have you called an ambulance, Nan?

-I didn't call one.

-Why not?

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Cos where an ambulance goes, so does the police.

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-Not renewed my car insurance.

-Well, his pulse is fine. And he's breathing

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I'll see if he's got any ID. What's this in here?

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-Oh!

-What is it?

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Afia, it was mine when I got married.

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The moths have had a go at it but I've had it fixed. You'd never know.

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-It's good as new.

-Mr Ahmed.

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Come on. Uncle.

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I don't want you there today.

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Tam's my son.

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And I'm his wife-to-be.

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Look, I know how you feel about me, but...

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This isn't about me.

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This is about Tam.

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It's killing him.

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These fights and arguments.

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He's putting on a brave face, and making jokes, but...

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Please.

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It's just a stupid wedding meeting.

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Please, just take it.

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Just take it, please.

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Dad's bought him a new one.

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Ricky!

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Oh! It's all right, mate, she's fine.

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-Where were you?

-She nearly got run over.

-Hey?

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It's all right, she didn't. Some bloke DID. He saved her.

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I was worried about you.

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Here we go, all right.

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-He's a journalist.

-How can you tell?

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I don't know. He's got a look. Maybe a copper.

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I thought you said he had a look.

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Do you know who the prime minister is?

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-What kind of question's that?

-Carol.

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Well, that's what you ask people when they've had a bang on the head.

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-Listen, I'm sorry, I got to go.

-A bang on the head?!

-Excuse me?

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You ran me over.

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-Well, you were standing in the road.

-To stop you running over a kid.

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Well, I would've stopped.

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-Come on, look, we better go.

-You didn't stop.

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-You hit me.

-Hit?

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That's an exaggeration.

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-What would you say?

-Nudged.

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-Nudged? Nudged?!

-Look, we've really got to be somewhere, sorry.

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-Wait a minute, I ain't finished yet.

-Yeah, well I have.

-Her daughter's being tried for attempted murder.

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-GBH with intent, if you must know.

-What she do? Nudge someone?

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They're a very aggressive family.

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-Now you listen to me.

-Carol, just leave it. Let's go.

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-Well, who are you?

-You a copper?

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-What's so funny?

-I ain't a copper.

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Right. So why have you got this?

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Who are you?

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No. No. Uncle Eddie?

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Alfie.

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How you been?

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-She's fine.

-Yes, I know, but she might not've been, Michael.

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Yeah, but she is.

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She had to be saved by a complete stranger. Where were you, huh?

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Where was I? I was the same place as you, remember?

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I'm a terrible mother, aren't I?

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You're a wonderful mother.

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I can't do this on my own. I can't.

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-You're not on your own.

-Really?

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Yeah. I'm here, aren't I?

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Yeah. With your flies undone.

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Poor little Amy. What chance have you got, eh?

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What chance have you got with us two in charge?

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Oh, I don't know, what was it? I think 15? Was is 15?

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You ain't seen each other for 15 years?

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When I saw it, I couldn't believe it.

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Little Alfie with a kid of his own.

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Yeah, and still a big kid himself.

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When I read what that woman put you through, I had to come and see you.

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-Right

-So, um, you're his uncle, yeah?

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No. Eddie's granddad is my granddad's brother.

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-So what does that make you two?

-I don't know, what is it?

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Second cousins? Once removed?

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-Twice? Twice removed, is it?

-Confused.

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-That's what it makes us.

-Yeah.

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Eddie's... Well, he's Michael's dad.

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-Do you know Michael?

-Oh, she knows him.

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I met him once. Couple of years ago.

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I ain't seen him for a while.

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Leeds, I last heard. Try and keep in touch with him on the phone

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but you know how it is.

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It's hard keeping track of people, ain't it?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Right, that should do it. No permanent damage.

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We need a signal.

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What kind of signal?

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If it all gets too much then I'll do this...

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Then you can step in.

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-What's my signal?

-I don't know.

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How about...

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You look insane.

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Your father hasn't turned up.

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And we still have the haar to make so, chop, chop, huh?

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We'll get through it.

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How does it work? I mean, do you get a gold star every time you turn up for a meeting?

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And then if you get ten gold stars do you get a free cup of coffee?

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-Coffee's a quid.

-That's a rip-off.

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I'd want a nice glass of wine for that.

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-Have fun.

-Yeah, right.

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-See you later.

-See you later.

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OK, I've got one. Guy in the green jacket.

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It's just a game, Whitney.

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-Five.

-Five? He's cute.

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No, he's not cute, he's dorky,

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he's got jeans that are too small for him and his mum probably dresses him.

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Right, my go, my go.

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What about him, there?

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-Eight.

-You always say eight.

-No-one's above an eight, Whitney. Not even Jake Gyllenhaal.

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-You're so picky.

-I'm not picky.

-Yeah you are. Shirley? Do you want some flip-flops?

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-How's it going, ladies?

-Yeah. Really, really, good.

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Yeah, we've sold one thing.

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-Yeah, but, apart from that it's going really, really, really...

-Good?

-Exactly.

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OK, good.

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Nine and a half.

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-Yeah, I know.

-He can see you, then he can go.

-Tommy's his grandson.

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-I don't want him knowing about it. Any of...

-All right, Ed?

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For the little one. It's a rabbit.

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Are you sure it's not a dog?

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No.

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Any chance I can see him?

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He's sleeping, sorry.

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Definitely a dog.

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It's a rabbit.

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Boo.

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-Phil, I was just...

-Stalking?

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-No.

-Spying?

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I thought you were going to the meeting.

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I am. It don't start for half an hour.

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-You really don't trust me, do you?

-Do you blame me?

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I'm going, Shirl, all right?

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-How can I be sure?

-Just have to take my word for it.

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-I hate this.

-Yeah, and it's a barrel of laughs for me, innit, eh?

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Don't even think about it.

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-It's Dubai, Ricky.

-So?

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So it's not a couple of stops on the district line, is it?

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It's only three weeks. You know, it's three months' pay for three weeks.

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Yeah, and who gets no pay to look after your kids? Muggins here.

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-So? How'd it go?

-Yeah, good, she'll be out by Christmas.

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-Oh, really?

-Yeah, something about her being remorseful

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and Connor being all right and a load of other stuff I didn't really understand.

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You should've seen her face. I've not seen her smile like that in months.

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-So, all at home for Christmas, then.

-Yeah.

-The kids are going to go mental.

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-Your cheapest, finest bubbly, please.

-BABY CRIES

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Just a sec, yeah.

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'Who's making all that noise, little man?'

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You're awake, are you? Ready. One, two, three.

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-I got you, I got you.

-Oh, look at him.

-Yeah.

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Come on, then, sit down here with me.

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He's still not talking yet, though, are you?

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What are we trying to teach ya? You know what it is.

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# We all follow West Ham... # You sing it.

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# Over land and sea... #

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See? Nothing. Not yet, anyway.

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-Maybe he ain't a Hammers fan.

-You what?

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# I'm Orient till I die I'm... #

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Oi, oi, oi. That's enough of that.

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Don't you listen to that, young man.

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You're a big boy, ain't ya?

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You want to hold him, Eddie?

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-It's been a while.

-Here you go.

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Go on, then. Here's your Uncle Eddie.

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Here you go. Good lad.

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-Hello.

-Who's that?

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How old are yours now, then?

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They're in their 20s.

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Much less trouble when they're this age, I tell you that for nothing.

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Now don't you be giving your dad any jip. You hear me, Tommy?

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You be a good boy for your dad.

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Don't put pink flowers next to pink flowers. Space them out.

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-I think it looks nice.

-It looks tacky.

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-What is wrong with the two of you? Have you got fleas or something?

-DOORBELL

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-How about we just finish this up and then head back to work?

-DOOR OPENS

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-It could be worse.

-You reckon?

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Hello.

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OK, don't panic. J.Lo's here.

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You know, J.Lo in that film.

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The one where she's a wedding planner. What's it called?

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The Wedding Planner?

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-That's it.

-I asked Denise to come round. You don't mind, do you?

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Ooh, that's a lovely one.

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'People bringing you your food,

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'waiting on you hand-and-foot. Nice place you got here.'

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Some nice furniture.

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I know a thing or two about furniture.

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-Ah!

-Ah!

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See this here?

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Tommy, see this here?

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50 quid, I'd give you for that.

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Not bad, eh?

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-Ain't he got your eyes?

-Give me him.

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Come here, darling. Where were you?

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-I was just making his bottle, weren't I?

-You don't leave him alone.

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-He wasn't alone. I was with him.

-You don't leave him alone, Alfie.

-Kat!

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Look at him. Look at his little face.

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He's fine.

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-Kat, it doesn't make any sense. What you doing?

-He's just another person, yeah?

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Another person that wants a piece of him.

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I want him to go.

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Right.

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So, how about we hear from someone new again today?

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Anyone? Don't all jump at once.

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Phil, how about you?

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Er... My name's Phil.

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This is my second meeting.

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And, um... Um...

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Take your time.

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Well, uh...

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I'll go.

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Sure. Go ahead, Rainie.

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I'm Rainie and I'm a drug user, alcoholic, you name it.

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My latest addiction is fruit gums. Can't get enough of 'em.

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I guess I'm struggling a bit at the moment, cos...

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..when things were bad...

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When they were really bad and I was, like, climbing the walls and stuff,

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I had this friend that I really felt I could talk to.

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Actually, to be honest, he was a bit more than a friend.

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If I could remember what it was we got up to,

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I'm sure it was pretty amazing. I don't know. Er...

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It just...

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It just feels lonely sometimes, you know, this sobriety lark.

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And I miss having a mate.

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So that's...

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That's me for now.

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That's it, really.

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-Nine and a half.

-Another 20 quid. Doing all right, ain't we?

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You rated my brother nine and a half. That's more than Jake Gyllenhaal.

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-And you say you don't fancy him.

-I don't fancy him.

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All right, look me in the eye and say that then, Lauren.

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You can't! You actually can't do it! Please, listen to me, please!

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This is the guy that got Stacey up the duff, right?

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And then married Janine voluntarily.

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Please don't go there.

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He's a nightmare, OK?

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SHE CHUCKLES

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Don't go there, I mean it.

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I'm watching you.

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No, I'm interested in the job.

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Really, yeah. No, it's just I can't say for definite yet.

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Can I get back to you in a couple of hours? Is that all right? Cheers. All right, mate?

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How's Amy, is she all right?

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Yeah, she's fine. Thanks.

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Trying a bit of bribery to keep her in the house.

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-All right, well, listen, the bloke who saved her's in here.

-Reckon he deserves a couple of pints. Cheers.

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It's worth a few bob, this.

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He's winding me up. How much do you reckon then, yeah?

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Couple of hundred.

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No. Seriously?

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The dodgy paint job's devalued it, though. What numpty did that?

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PHONE RINGS

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Eddie, 'scuse me a sec, I've got to get the phone.

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You still here? What are you? Rag-and-bone man?

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Antique dealer.

0:20:190:20:21

-Very swish.

-You made it back, then, in one piece.

0:20:210:20:24

Any collateral damage?

0:20:240:20:26

It was an accident.

0:20:260:20:28

Wind her up, watch her go.

0:20:280:20:30

-You think you know me?

-I know your type.

0:20:300:20:33

I know yours.

0:20:330:20:36

Go on, then.

0:20:360:20:38

No ring on your finger, so you're single

0:20:420:20:44

or you like people to think you are.

0:20:440:20:47

I reckon you're one for the ladies.

0:20:470:20:50

Young ones. You know, arm candy.

0:20:500:20:52

Ones who don't answer back.

0:20:520:20:54

I don't think you like people telling you you're wrong.

0:20:540:20:57

-Am I right?

-No.

0:20:570:20:59

My turn.

0:20:590:21:01

You're single,

0:21:010:21:04

had your heart broken on more than one occasion.

0:21:040:21:07

Bitter about it.

0:21:070:21:08

Like to have an opinion about everything, make judgements.

0:21:100:21:14

You used to be wild and fun.

0:21:140:21:17

You miss it.

0:21:170:21:19

You haven't done anything spontaneous in years.

0:21:190:21:23

Yeah, well spontaneity has its time and place.

0:21:230:21:25

Right on every count, aren't I?

0:21:250:21:27

Typical Moon. Helping yourself to a drink, eh?

0:21:290:21:32

-Alfie.

-What?

0:21:320:21:34

Mikey!

0:21:360:21:38

How are you, son?

0:21:410:21:42

-Crystals?

-And glitter.

0:21:540:21:56

What is wrong with being traditional?

0:21:560:22:00

-It's a bit dull.

-Complex designs perfected over thousands of years are a bit dull?

0:22:000:22:05

-You like them, don't you?

-I don't mind.

0:22:050:22:08

Where's Masood?

0:22:110:22:13

-I don't know.

-D'you know, I think he feels a bit bad...

0:22:140:22:18

-about everything.

-I'd hope so.

0:22:180:22:20

Why don't you go for fresh flowers?

0:22:200:22:23

Why don't you keep your opinions to yourself?

0:22:230:22:25

-Where are you going?

-Work.

0:22:300:22:33

-Thanks for the tea... and palpable tension.

-Well done.

0:22:330:22:37

It's not Denise's fault, is it? It's you! And Dad not being here.

0:22:370:22:43

-It's...

-Tam.

0:22:430:22:45

Tam, I'm sorry.

0:22:450:22:48

It's not your fault.

0:22:480:22:50

I told your dad to stay away.

0:22:500:22:52

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-Thanks.

0:23:020:23:04

You want one?

0:23:090:23:10

No, thanks.

0:23:100:23:13

-Was it good?

-Was what good?

0:23:130:23:15

You know...

0:23:150:23:17

No comment.

0:23:170:23:19

You can't remember either?

0:23:190:23:21

Me and Shirl, we're...

0:23:220:23:25

We're good now, you know.

0:23:250:23:27

-We're back on track.

-I'm pleased.

0:23:270:23:29

I am.

0:23:300:23:32

But I meant what I said.

0:23:320:23:35

(I miss you.)

0:23:350:23:37

I hate these things.

0:23:380:23:41

Yeah, well, you'll soon get back in the swing of it.

0:23:410:23:43

Soon they won't be able to shut you up.

0:23:430:23:45

-See ya.

-Bye.

0:23:450:23:47

-See you tomorrow, Phil?

-Yeah, yeah.

0:23:470:23:50

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

0:23:500:23:52

You all right, Ed?

0:24:050:24:08

How long's he been here?

0:24:080:24:10

He's been here a while.

0:24:100:24:13

I feel really bad, I should've told you.

0:24:130:24:16

Wouldn't've made any difference.

0:24:160:24:18

Whoever said time's a healer ain't met Michael.

0:24:180:24:21

I really think it's doing Whitney good being out there.

0:24:230:24:25

She's much more like her old self.

0:24:250:24:27

Chatty and having a laugh.

0:24:270:24:29

Oh, it was so funny, right, we were creasing up.

0:24:290:24:32

Darrell who owns the fish stall... D'you know Darrell?

0:24:320:24:34

-You probably don't. It's not really funny if you don't know Darrell.

-Are you talking to me?

0:24:340:24:39

Ryan, d'you want to come out tonight?

0:24:390:24:42

-Like, for a drink or something?

-Why? Are you and Whitney going somewhere?

0:24:420:24:46

-No.

-So, what, then? On a date?

0:24:460:24:50

-No.

-No?

0:24:500:24:52

I don't know.

0:24:520:24:54

Ah, bless.

0:24:540:24:55

Lauren, you're my sister's mate, yeah?

0:24:550:24:59

Forget it.

0:24:590:25:01

You got yourself a groupie, Ryan.

0:25:010:25:02

Hello, darling.

0:25:040:25:06

Right, you going to buy your investor a drink?

0:25:060:25:09

Lauren?

0:25:120:25:13

-How did it go?

-Boring.

-Course it was boring.

0:25:160:25:22

It's full of whining alcoholics.

0:25:220:25:24

You're wearing it.

0:25:270:25:30

I thought I'd only lose it if I didn't.

0:25:300:25:32

So, did you meet any little friends at your "meeting of minds"?

0:25:330:25:38

No.

0:25:380:25:40

It's priorities, Ricky. It's all about priorities.

0:25:460:25:50

You know, kids have to be top.

0:25:500:25:52

Oi! I'm talking.

0:25:520:25:54

-Your ears bleeding?

-No, but your head is.

0:25:540:25:57

Makes a lasting impression, your mother-in-law, don't she?

0:25:590:26:02

Oh, mate, that's a nice way of putting it.

0:26:020:26:04

Dubai. I couldn't help overhearing.

0:26:040:26:07

I tell you what, the more she drinks, the louder she gets.

0:26:070:26:10

You want to go, then go.

0:26:100:26:12

Yeah, well the thing is I got kids, so...

0:26:120:26:15

Ain't like you're walking out on them.

0:26:150:26:17

No, of course not. I'd never do that.

0:26:170:26:19

-No, course you wouldn't.

-Thing is, I really need the money as well.

0:26:190:26:23

She ain't going to like it.

0:26:230:26:26

Tell her you're being spontaneous.

0:26:260:26:30

-He's going.

-Good.

0:26:390:26:42

This ain't right, Kat.

0:26:420:26:44

-He's not a monster.

-I didn't say he was.

0:26:440:26:47

-What, so, that's it?

-Yep.

0:27:000:27:03

What, you decided? Just like that?

0:27:030:27:07

It was spontaneous.

0:27:070:27:09

-What did

-he

-say?

0:27:090:27:10

-Nothing. Carol...

-Who are you?

0:27:100:27:13

Who are you to give advice?

0:27:130:27:17

You really hate me, don't you?

0:27:170:27:18

-I don't hate you. I nothing you.

-You nothing me?

0:27:180:27:21

-What makes you think you can tell other people what to do with their families?

-He didn't.

0:27:210:27:26

Your son clearly doesn't want to know you.

0:27:260:27:28

-What does that say?

-Carol.

-Well, it's true, ain't it?

0:27:280:27:31

-It was interesting to meet you.

-Yeah, go on. Nothing keeping you here.

0:27:310:27:35

-She's right.

-No.

0:27:420:27:43

No, Eddie, she's drunk, all right?

0:27:430:27:45

Look, if Michael ever changes his mind...

0:27:450:27:47

Who am I kidding?

0:27:500:27:52

Take care of Tommy, won't you?

0:27:550:27:58

-Make the most of him.

-I intend to.

0:27:580:28:02

Eddie.

0:28:110:28:13

He's your grandson.

0:28:160:28:17

Tommy. He's your grandson.

0:28:190:28:23

Oi! Michael.

0:28:390:28:42

Michael! Make yourself useful.

0:28:420:28:47

You must've been, what...

0:28:510:28:54

-about seven or eight when I first took you down Brisbane Road.

-Yeah.

0:28:540:28:57

-Had you on my shoulders, remember?

-Yes, I do.

0:28:570:29:00

-And the ball hit you.

-Right in the mush, yes, I remember.

0:29:000:29:03

I thought you'd be crying, but you were laughing.

0:29:030:29:05

Course I was, Eddie. You were being beat by Chelsea!

0:29:050:29:07

-But I love that you're still an Orient fan.

-Yeah, till the day I die.

0:29:070:29:11

-Or till the day you win, whichever comes first.

-Oi, oi, oi! Less of that.

0:29:110:29:16

It's good, you'll be able to take Tommy to the game soon. Yeah.

0:29:160:29:21

Who'd have thought? A grandson.

0:29:210:29:23

Here y'are. In case you need a ride home.

0:29:230:29:27

-She don't mince her words, does she?

-Excuse me.

0:29:290:29:32

Kat! It's me you're angry at, ain't it? Not him.

0:29:370:29:40

All right, so he knows he's Tommy's granddad.

0:29:400:29:43

So what, darling? What's the big deal?

0:29:430:29:45

He'd have found out eventually. He's not interested in any details.

0:29:450:29:48

-I don't know what the problem is.

-Me either.

0:29:480:29:51

I know a rotten apple when I see one. And he ain't one of 'em.

0:29:510:29:54

He won't take Tommy. The worst that'll happen,

0:29:540:29:57

he gives him too many sweets and rots his teeth.

0:29:570:29:59

You've just got to look into his eyes and know he ain't bad.

0:29:590:30:02

-Big, kind, sparkly...

-Maureen! All right, thank you.

0:30:020:30:05

We got the message, darling.

0:30:050:30:07

Kat, you're getting worked up over nothing, darling.

0:30:070:30:10

Any post for 31?

0:30:120:30:15

-There you go.

-Thanks.

0:30:150:30:17

-That one for me?

-Yeah.

0:30:280:30:30

And they're off!

0:30:360:30:38

Tiffany is in the lead...

0:30:380:30:40

-Tiffany!

-Sorry.

-Dad?

0:30:410:30:45

-It's all part of my training.

-For an egg and spoon race?

0:30:450:30:48

-I just washed that floor. Clean it up, please.

-Dad?

-What?

0:30:480:30:51

-It's PE today.

-So where's your kit?

-I don't know.

-Where's his kit, Ricky?

0:30:510:30:56

What's that?

0:30:560:30:58

-I'm going. Tonight.

-Going where?

-Are we going on holiday?

0:30:580:31:03

I've got a photographer tonight. Do a few promotional shots.

0:31:060:31:09

And Ronnie's going to be here. So I don't want any trouble.

0:31:090:31:13

Keep her away from me then.

0:31:130:31:14

-You look rough.

-Just your reflection in my eyes.

0:31:160:31:19

Your dad being here. Doesn't change anything, all right?

0:31:210:31:24

-Your dad's here? Since when?

-I don't want him giving you any ideas.

0:31:240:31:29

You said you want nothing to do with Tommy. He's mine and Alfie's.

0:31:290:31:32

-You agreed to that.

-I did agree to that, yeah.

0:31:320:31:35

-So that's clear, nothing changes?

-That's clear. Clear, yes, sir. Clear as day, yeah. Eddie Moon, eh?

0:31:350:31:40

With his charm and his arm round your shoulder. Everyone's mate.

0:31:400:31:45

If he was dying on the street, Jack, I wouldn't gob on him.

0:31:450:31:48

He ain't that bad.

0:31:480:31:50

-Come on. Down.

-No.

-Now.

0:31:530:31:55

-No!

-You're going to be late for school.

-Who cares?

0:31:550:31:58

-Who cares if no-one's going to watch me?

-It's her egg and spoon race.

0:31:580:32:03

-I've been practising for weeks.

-You're obsessed, Tiff.

0:32:030:32:06

We'll watch you. Won't we, Carol?

0:32:060:32:09

We'll do everything, love. We'll take you to school. Look after you.

0:32:090:32:13

-Won't we?

-You know how I feel about this.

-Well, I will.

0:32:130:32:17

Even if Granny Carol can't be bothered.

0:32:170:32:21

I've got to put food on the table. I've got to clothe them.

0:32:210:32:24

Carol, he's got this job. He ain't going to turn it down.

0:32:240:32:28

-I won't let him.

-Oh, won't you? Their mum's in prison,

0:32:280:32:31

their dad's going to be halfway across the world.

0:32:310:32:34

I'll watch your race.

0:32:340:32:37

All right, ladies. Good morning.

0:32:380:32:40

-Have you seen Michael? He didn't come home last night.

-There she is!

0:32:400:32:44

My favourite little girl. Nice to see you again.

0:32:440:32:49

-Roxy, this is Eddie. He saved Amy from the car.

-Eddie!

0:32:490:32:52

Oh, thank you so much. It's so nice to meet you.

0:32:520:32:55

-I have to give you a kiss, I'm sorry.

-No need to apologise.

0:32:550:32:58

Thank you, thank you. So, how d'you two know each other?

0:32:580:33:02

What are you wearing?

0:33:070:33:08

-You are a class act, ain't you, Max?

-'Do you like 'em?

0:33:090:33:13

-'Your favourites, ain't they?'

-Babe, you got your key?

-Yeah, yeah!

0:33:130:33:17

Will you just stop doing this?

0:33:170:33:20

-Got something for you.

-Babe, where's my work?

-It's only little but...

0:33:290:33:32

-It was in a blue folder.

-You mentioned it...

-I wish you wouldn't move my stuff about!

0:33:320:33:37

I haven't touched anything!

0:33:370:33:39

Don't I get a kiss?

0:33:430:33:45

Right. Seaside or shopping. Your choice.

0:33:520:33:56

-Why are you being nice?

-I can be nice.

0:33:560:33:58

Let's go to the seaside. We don't even have to get out the car.

0:33:580:34:02

We can just sit in it, staring out to sea. Please, let me help.

0:34:020:34:05

-I can manage.

-OK. Why is it old people do that?

0:34:050:34:09

You're at the beach, get on the beach. Stop just staring at it.

0:34:090:34:13

-Oh, Granny, please...

-Let go!

0:34:130:34:15

Stop squirming or you'll miss your chair, you great lummox...

0:34:150:34:19

Oh, fine.

0:34:230:34:25

Oi, dirty stop-out.

0:34:440:34:47

I think the table's dead.

0:34:470:34:49

Why didn't you tell me?

0:34:530:34:55

Your dad, he seems like such a nice bloke. You never talk about him.

0:34:550:34:59

I thought he was dead.

0:34:590:35:01

-I know it's hard to believe, but I'm a good listener.

-I need a shower.

0:35:010:35:04

All right, Mikey.

0:35:040:35:07

Come here...

0:35:080:35:09

-Michael, all right?

-Yeah.

0:35:110:35:14

It's Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael.

0:35:150:35:18

My leg has gone to sleep. We haven't sold anything in ages.

0:35:250:35:30

I need a wee.

0:35:320:35:33

Oh, my God, Lauren! Stop moaning, you sound like Carol.

0:35:330:35:36

All right, Lauren?

0:35:360:35:37

I don't know what you expected. Well, I do know what you expected.

0:35:370:35:42

These are all one size so they should fit you. Just about.

0:35:420:35:45

-I know you're only hanging round with me to flirt with my brother.

-Ryan? You and Ryan?

0:35:450:35:50

-No.

-Yeah, she wishes! For some reason.

-I'm going to kill you.

0:35:500:35:53

-How much?

-Tenner, please.

0:35:540:35:58

Unrequited love, eh? Don't worry, darling.

0:35:580:36:01

Give it a few months, you'll forget his name.

0:36:010:36:03

Happy anniversary!

0:36:050:36:07

Well, I've got a factor 50, a factor ten,

0:36:160:36:21

and...some teabags just in case.

0:36:210:36:24

-Just in case what?

-They don't have any. This is Africa I'm going to.

0:36:240:36:28

-No, it ain't.

-Oh. Ain't it?

0:36:290:36:33

Ricky, if Carol's not 100% behind this, it'll be tricky.

0:36:330:36:36

Mind you, I don't know who she thinks she is having a go at you.

0:36:360:36:39

Her parenting skills ain't up to much.

0:36:390:36:41

Morgan's going to school with holes in his shoes. You know how humiliating that is?

0:36:410:36:46

I've got to do this.

0:36:460:36:47

Well... Dubai, then... Where is it if it ain't Africa?

0:36:470:36:52

He doesn't even know where Dubai is.

0:36:570:37:00

This IS Ricky. He probably don't even know we're in London.

0:37:000:37:04

I just know that Pat's going to cry off.

0:37:040:37:06

I'll be the one ferrying 'em back and forth.

0:37:060:37:09

Mind you, her parenting skills aren't up to much. Oh! You still here?

0:37:090:37:14

-Despite your attempts to finish me off.

-It's all right, I got it.

0:37:140:37:18

You made up with Michael then?

0:37:180:37:20

Huh. I didn't think so.

0:37:200:37:23

-Seems like a bit of a cold fish to me.

-He's a good boy.

-You reckon?

0:37:230:37:27

Not so sure myself. I reckon he's got a bit of a mean streak.

0:37:270:37:30

Carol, you'll understand. You've got kids, right?

0:37:300:37:34

I won't have you talking about my son like that.

0:37:340:37:37

-It's weird, don't you think?

-I don't know.

0:37:470:37:50

He's never mentioned his dad. Not once.

0:37:510:37:54

I reckon they've had a barney or something. Thank you.

0:37:560:38:01

Right! What d'you reckon? I'll do something with my hair. Put a bit of slap on.

0:38:010:38:06

-You look lovely.

-SHE SIGHS HEAVILY

0:38:060:38:10

-What?

-Nothing.

-What?

-Nothing!

-You're chickening out!

0:38:100:38:15

Rox, I'm not.

0:38:150:38:18

Do you know what's going to happen to you?

0:38:230:38:27

You're going to end up one of those old, lonely bags,

0:38:270:38:31

holed up in a house with loads of cats.

0:38:310:38:33

And all the little children are going to run past going,

0:38:330:38:36

"That's where the crazy cat lady lives!"

0:38:360:38:39

Come on. I've got a babysitter and everything.

0:38:410:38:44

-A night out will...

-Do me good. You keep saying that.

-You said it for me.

0:38:440:38:48

-What are we going to do with your hair?

-I don't know, cut it off?

0:38:480:38:52

-ROXY LAUGHS

-Let's see.

0:38:520:38:54

Hey!

0:38:540:38:56

We've got hours yet.

0:38:560:38:58

Cheers. I don't see what the problem is.

0:39:050:39:08

-She's fallen for Ryan.

-Nothing's happened, has it?

-No, not yet, but...

0:39:080:39:12

He's bad news, Max. Not to mention he's, what, twice her age?

0:39:120:39:16

-Sorry, V. I still don't get it.

-Oh! Sorry for showing an interest in your daughter.

0:39:160:39:20

Are you feeling a bit hormonal or what?

0:39:200:39:24

Does it ever even occur to you that sometimes I might want to be involved?

0:39:240:39:28

Yeah. All right. Fine.

0:39:280:39:30

We should sit down and decide how we're going to approach this.

0:39:300:39:33

-I'm not sure I know what "this" is. But fine. Whatever you say.

-Good.

0:39:330:39:37

-For Tommy.

-No...

-Hey! Buy him something he can keep.

0:39:400:39:45

A rocking horse or something.

0:39:450:39:47

Whatever kids like nowadays. I ain't got a clue.

0:39:470:39:50

-You don't have to do that.

-I know.

0:39:500:39:52

-Cheers.

-Cab's here.

0:39:540:39:57

Bye, then.

0:39:570:39:59

Don't leave it so long next time, all right? Take care.

0:40:100:40:13

Shame he couldn't stay a little bit longer, really.

0:40:220:40:25

What?

0:40:250:40:27

Janine?

0:40:330:40:35

Ugh... No, thanks. I've already been beaten up by one granny today.

0:40:350:40:41

-It's your brother.

-I've got my own problems. Lydia hit me.

0:40:410:40:44

-Yeah? What did you do?

-Oh, of course, instantly it's my fault!

0:40:440:40:48

-If I had to place a bet, yeah.

-I've been very restrained actually.

0:40:480:40:51

I could've killed her a few times over by now but I haven't.

0:40:510:40:55

-Very restrained.

-Still, I suppose there's always time.

0:40:550:40:58

-Listen, Ricky's taking that job.

-Oh, great.

0:40:580:41:02

So I get to stay at home with a geriatric mental case

0:41:020:41:05

while he's swanning off in Dubai?

0:41:050:41:07

-I don't know why I bother.

-Does he even know where it is?

0:41:070:41:11

Ricky's not as clever as you, and he won't go as far as you.

0:41:110:41:15

But that job means the world to him and the way things are going,

0:41:150:41:18

he's not going to be able to take it.

0:41:180:41:21

Clearly you don't give a damn. So don't bother yourself, Janine.

0:41:210:41:26

You really think I'm cleverer than him? Ho-hoh!

0:41:260:41:30

-You skiving?

-No. You?

0:41:340:41:38

In a manner of speaking, I suppose I am.

0:41:380:41:41

-Did my grandma really run you over?

-She tried her best.

0:41:410:41:45

You should get one of those lawyers off the telly. Sue her for damages.

0:41:450:41:49

-Thanks for the advice.

-You're welcome.

-Think I'll leave it though.

0:41:490:41:53

Your nan strikes me as someone you don't want to get the wrong side of.

0:41:530:41:57

-She hates you anyway so it won't make no difference.

-Is that right?

0:41:570:42:01

You told my dad to go to Dubai.

0:42:040:42:06

Oh, I think he made his own mind up about that.

0:42:060:42:09

-You've got to respect a man's decision.

-I don't care what he does.

0:42:090:42:14

-It's my little brother and sister.

-I expect they'll miss him.

0:42:140:42:18

-They'll miss him a lot.

-Well...you tell them that your dad had his reasons.

0:42:200:42:25

They may not like it, but he knows what he's doing.

0:42:250:42:28

Don't be too hard on him. I'm sure he feels bad enough as it is.

0:42:290:42:33

Liam.

0:42:360:42:38

Eddie.

0:42:420:42:43

-Good talking to you, Eddie.

-Likewise, Liam.

0:42:430:42:47

Didn't get very far, did you?

0:42:470:42:48

-Who's going to be there?

-I don't know. Nice people. Me, Jack...

0:42:510:42:57

Oh, that's ten minutes she's late now!

0:42:590:43:02

That is the last time I'm using this babysitter. Right, you. Up, come on.

0:43:030:43:08

I can babysit.

0:43:080:43:09

-Be careful.

-I am. You can't rush me.

0:43:110:43:15

What d'you think?

0:43:170:43:18

BOTH CHANT: No, no, you can't go! No, no, you can't go!

0:43:180:43:23

We're going to put glue in the locks so he can't get out.

0:43:230:43:26

-And we're going on strike.

-Do you even know what that means?

-Um...no.

0:43:260:43:31

-Liam!

-We can't give him a hard time, he feels bad enough as it is.

0:43:340:43:39

-There are some problems at home.

-Typical man.

-What?

0:43:410:43:47

How long has it taken for you to say that? You running away?

0:43:470:43:50

-You go for the jugular, don't you?

-Well, are you?

0:43:500:43:53

So, you and Michael.

0:43:530:43:57

And you say I go for the jugular.

0:43:590:44:01

Bit like the elephant in the room, isn't it?

0:44:010:44:03

-It was a mistake.

-With a happy outcome.

-Yeah. A very happy outcome.

0:44:050:44:11

Do you want to hold him?

0:44:110:44:13

That's it. Say hello to your granddad.

0:44:180:44:22

-He's beautiful.

-He's got good genes.

0:44:240:44:26

You're like a boomerang, you are, Eddie.

0:44:300:44:32

Bad penny, more like. Alfie, make up the spare room.

0:44:320:44:37

-Eddie's going to stay here for a few days.

-Eyy!

0:44:370:44:40

-Get him out of that grotty hotel.

-Good boy.

0:44:400:44:45

MUSIC PLAYS: "Make You Feel My Love" by Adele

0:44:470:44:50

Sorry, I don't really see what the problem is.

0:45:110:45:14

-Neither do I, if I'm honest.

-She's got a thing for Ryan.

0:45:140:45:17

-Right. Nothing's happened, has it?

-Not yet, but he's bad news.

0:45:170:45:21

He's twice her age. Sorry, Greg. Must be a bit boring, this family stuff.

0:45:210:45:26

Yeah, well... Don't be long.

0:45:260:45:29

-What are you playing at?

-Sorry for taking an interest in our daughter.

0:45:370:45:41

Ohh! All right then, what's happened?

0:45:410:45:45

This isn't my usual style, and please don't tell anyone but...I'll help.

0:45:470:45:52

Wiping runny noses, doing the school run,

0:45:520:45:55

pretending to be interested in their day, blah, blah, blah...

0:45:550:45:59

-Right.

-He wants to do this. Ricky doesn't want anything.

0:45:590:46:03

He spends his life trying to make other people happy.

0:46:030:46:06

-MOBILE RINGS

-Never quite understood it.

0:46:060:46:09

Please. Carol, let him do it. I will help.

0:46:140:46:19

I'll get this.

0:46:200:46:22

-Ronnie with you?

-Jack, I tried. I really did.

0:46:520:46:55

-Do me a favour, keep an eye on him, will you?

-Yeah, all right.

0:46:550:46:58

-Oi. Couple of people I want you to meet.

-Let's meet them then.

0:47:020:47:05

Mate, can we do that photo? Do you mind?

0:47:050:47:08

-That's excellent, thank you.

-Cheers. Thanks.

0:47:190:47:23

-We done?

-Yeah, I guess we are.

0:47:300:47:33

Hey, there he is! All right?

0:47:350:47:38

Yeah, it's looking good, innit?

0:47:380:47:40

Tan, where are you going?

0:47:400:47:42

-Tan, we ain't finished yet.

-Well, I have.

0:47:420:47:45

-We ain't sorted out this Ryan thing.

-Look, there's nothing to sort out.

0:47:450:47:48

-Vanessa thought there was.

-She's trying to get you to notice her. I know, I've been there.

-Where?

0:47:480:47:54

When you were cheating on me.

0:47:550:47:56

Sometimes I'd create a family crisis. Try and get your attention back.

0:47:560:48:00

She's trying to get your attention, Max. Cos she knows she's losing it.

0:48:000:48:04

-I'm just worried about our daughter.

-Yeah. Course you are.

0:48:050:48:09

Oh, for the record, roses - not my favourite.

0:48:090:48:12

-Come on! Hit him!

-Come on!

-Blimey, nearly perforated me eardrums.

0:48:190:48:23

Come on, I've got a lot of money on this!

0:48:230:48:26

Think you can kiss that goodbye. Oi, son, come on, jab!

0:48:260:48:29

-Eddie. Jack Branning.

-This is Michael's business partner.

-Oh! And old friend.

0:48:290:48:35

I remember the name. Great place you got here.

0:48:350:48:37

-Used to do a bit of boxing, way back when.

-Yeah?

0:48:370:48:40

-Michael never told me that.

-Come on! Keep your guard up, you wally!

0:48:400:48:46

Just go and say hello to him.

0:48:500:48:52

People change. Please. Come on. Do it for me.

0:48:520:48:54

HE CHUCKLES FEEBLY

0:48:540:48:56

He's going to love that. Great.

0:49:040:49:06

Right. I'm not going.

0:49:110:49:13

-What?

-I'm not going. You know, it's too far away, isn't it?

0:49:130:49:18

-It's foreign. Plus I want to see Tiffany in her egg and spoon race, don't I?

-You're going.

0:49:180:49:23

-You are definitely going.

-Definitely.

-I didn't make this for nothing.

0:49:230:49:28

-Come on, Ricky, admit it. You want to go.

-What about the kids?

0:49:280:49:32

-We're all right, aren't we?

-Yeah.

-See? They're fine.

-What about you?

0:49:320:49:36

I'm fine. They're fine. We're all fine. You're going.

0:49:360:49:40

Carol. Can I have a word?

0:49:400:49:42

-Janine, how'd you manage that?

-You said it. I am the brains of the family.

0:49:440:49:48

Why do you call him Granddad?

0:49:510:49:54

-Cos he's ancient.

-Charming, ain't she?

-What does that make me?

0:49:540:49:58

-Er... Great, great, great...

-Stop right there!

-Got a minute?

0:49:580:50:03

-Fight number two's about to start.

-No, no.

0:50:070:50:09

I've got a good feeling about this.

0:50:090:50:11

BELL RINGS

0:50:160:50:19

Reminds me of the club I used to train at. Surprises me.

0:50:190:50:23

-You hated that place.

-What do you want?

0:50:250:50:28

Look, I know we've not been friends recently.

0:50:280:50:32

But a grandson... Didn't you think I'd want to know about that?

0:50:320:50:37

One for Anthony, one for Frankie

0:50:460:50:49

-and one for the other one.

-Tyler.

-Whatever, yeah.

0:50:490:50:52

Treat 'em. Take 'em on holiday somewhere.

0:50:520:50:57

Somewhere far away.

0:50:570:50:59

What's it going to take for you to get over it?

0:51:020:51:05

Truce? ..Oh, my God!

0:51:110:51:14

Don't get your hopes up. I've still got a pulse.

0:51:140:51:18

Why didn't you call me?

0:51:180:51:21

I did! You selfish, selfish girl!

0:51:210:51:25

Laugh if you want. I would if I were you.

0:51:400:51:44

Put up with this nonsense from Harry for years.

0:51:460:51:49

I didn't expect to have to do it again.

0:51:510:51:53

Don't worry. I won't say anything.

0:51:550:51:58

-What's the matter with you? You ill?

-Something like that.

0:52:020:52:06

Yeah! I've won, I've won, I've won!

0:52:130:52:18

Eddie, Eddie. Where's Michael?

0:52:200:52:23

How comes you and your sister are so different?

0:52:260:52:30

-SHE SIGHS

-You're clearly drunk.

0:52:300:52:32

They say it's your parents, don't they?

0:52:330:52:36

They say it's your parents. The way they treated you.

0:52:360:52:39

I think she's probably asleep now so...

0:52:390:52:41

Is it because...is it because she loved your dad and you didn't?

0:52:410:52:47

-I'm interested.

-I'm going to go.

0:52:470:52:51

What is it with her? You know, wanting to...fix stuff?

0:52:530:52:58

"Do it for me, Michael". All that.

0:53:000:53:03

She does that because she wants to make it better.

0:53:040:53:08

-We ain't spoken for about five years.

-So what did you fall out about?

0:53:120:53:15

-I wish I could remember.

-Can't have been that bad then, can it?

0:53:150:53:20

You look for a silver lining in everything, don't you?

0:53:210:53:24

Let me tell you. Life's an awful lot of grey cloud if you don't.

0:53:240:53:28

Seven to one. Seven to one! You going to come clubbing? Alfie!

0:53:280:53:33

You know, I've never apologised for...for what happened.

0:53:360:53:40

Why'd you do it?

0:53:440:53:45

-I don't want to make excuses.

-Then don't.

0:53:480:53:53

D'you know what it's like to lose someone?

0:54:000:54:03

That moment when you find out that they're...that they're gone.

0:54:040:54:09

I actually don't know why I did it.

0:54:130:54:15

I ask myself that same question every day.

0:54:150:54:19

Michael? Are you OK?

0:54:240:54:29

-Call me every day.

-Course I will.

-Bring us back a monkey.

0:54:290:54:33

-They don't have monkeys in Dubai.

-Don't they? Where is it then?

0:54:330:54:36

It's, um...United Arab Emirates.

0:54:360:54:39

-Come here.

-Listen, don't worry about me, all right?

0:54:430:54:47

-I'm going to be fine. I love you.

-And I love you too.

0:54:470:54:53

Hey! Come here.

0:54:580:55:01

-Right...

-Go on.

0:55:050:55:07

Cheers, Carol.

0:55:070:55:09

-Thanks a lot.

-Take care, darling.

0:55:110:55:14

Well, who wants pizza and ice cream? It's my treat. Come on!

0:55:270:55:32

-He says he can't even remember what they argued about.

-Rox...

-What?

0:55:350:55:39

It's good. If they can't remember, then it can't be that bad, can it?

0:55:390:55:42

-Don't try to fix things.

-I'm not trying to fix things.

-You are!

0:55:420:55:46

-I'm not!

-Hey, here he is! Ding ding, round one!

0:55:460:55:49

Manage to escape from Mo then?

0:55:490:55:51

-She don't take no for an answer.

-Tell me about it.

0:55:510:55:54

Cos she loves you and she wants your babies.

0:55:540:55:56

She's going to have your babies, Eddie, I can see it now.

0:55:560:55:59

Got chased by a randy bull across a field once.

0:55:590:56:02

Quite a similar experience. THEY LAUGH

0:56:020:56:04

Oh, listen, what you've got to have, everyone talks about it in Walford.

0:56:040:56:09

-One of her speciality breakfasts.

-Shut up, Alfie!

0:56:090:56:12

-Try the eggs, Mo's eggs.

-Alfie, shut up.

0:56:120:56:14

I was hoping to wash my hair before I go.

0:56:180:56:20

He's a doctor. What does he care?

0:56:200:56:22

-I care!

-It's how you feel you should be worrying about,

0:56:220:56:27

-not what you look like.

-I'm not worried.

0:56:270:56:30

He'll give me some tablets, sort it out. End of story.

0:56:300:56:33

Right, well, get him to give me a ring when you're done,

0:56:330:56:36

and don't forget to tell him that you're in a lot of pain, like all the time.

0:56:360:56:40

A bit of discomfort, a bit of arthritis. He'll say the same thing.

0:56:400:56:44

-Now come on.

-All right, all right.

0:56:440:56:46

And don't forget to tell him you fell over.

0:56:460:56:49

-I know doctors. I know what to say.

-Have you get everything?

-Yes!

0:56:490:56:53

-Have you got your tablets?

-Yes!

-Have you got your bag?

-Yes!

0:56:530:56:55

All right!

0:56:550:56:56

-Ah, finally decided to get up did you?

-Been awake for ages.

0:57:020:57:07

Shame, shame because you missed Jack.

0:57:070:57:09

Yeah, he came to pick Amy up for their play date.

0:57:090:57:12

-Oh, I'm gutted.

-Yeah, bet.

0:57:120:57:14

-You OK?

-Yeah.

0:57:150:57:18

-You sure?

-Definitely.

-OK.

0:57:180:57:21

So why did you leave early last night then?

0:57:240:57:27

Michael?

0:57:280:57:30

-Michael!

-DOOR CLOSES

0:57:300:57:34

Postcard from the grave.

0:57:340:57:37

Pardon?

0:57:370:57:39

That's what some people say about grandchildren.

0:57:390:57:42

I think they're wrong, though.

0:57:420:57:44

-I think it's a new lease of life.

-Yeah?

0:57:440:57:47

Not when it's your turn for the two o'clock feed.

0:57:470:57:49

I've been there all right.

0:57:490:57:50

Michael didn't sleep through till he was about three.

0:57:500:57:54

Bit of a handful was he?

0:57:540:57:56

Still is.

0:57:560:57:58

Great thing about grandchildren, you know,

0:57:590:58:01

all of the fun, and none of the worry.

0:58:010:58:04

-Here you are.

-KAT LAUGHS

0:58:040:58:06

-TOMMY CRIES

-Oh, sorry.

0:58:080:58:10

It's important...

0:58:110:58:13

family.

0:58:130:58:15

Yeah.

0:58:170:58:18

Yeah, it is.

0:58:180:58:19

All right?

0:58:190:58:21

I dream of the day when they invent a car that don't go wrong.

0:58:210:58:25

Well, then you won't have a job.

0:58:250:58:26

Well, I said it's a dream.

0:58:260:58:28

Phil...

0:58:280:58:29

..that support group's happening tonight.

0:58:300:58:32

Keep up with their schedule, do you?

0:58:320:58:34

No, I just happened to notice. I thought you might want to drop in.

0:58:340:58:37

You know, bit of a top-up.

0:58:370:58:39

I don't need it, Shirl.

0:58:390:58:41

I'm doing all right. OK?

0:58:410:58:43

-If you say so.

-I do say so.

0:58:440:58:48

Mikey.

0:58:520:58:55

I was hoping I'd see you.

0:58:570:58:59

Yeah? I was hoping the opposite as it goes.

0:58:590:59:01

Don't call me Mikey, all right?

0:59:010:59:03

No, right.

0:59:030:59:05

I had a great time last night.

0:59:050:59:07

Thought I might buy you a drink.

0:59:070:59:09

Think again.

0:59:110:59:12

Here, your Tommy's a lovely boy.

0:59:120:59:14

I just had a bit of a cuddle with him.

0:59:140:59:16

I don't want you anywhere near him.

0:59:180:59:20

He is my grandson.

0:59:200:59:22

He'll get over that.

0:59:220:59:24

What d'you want?

0:59:320:59:33

Nothing.

0:59:330:59:35

Here, darling.

0:59:350:59:37

Oh, thanks. I didn't think anyone would want me.

0:59:370:59:40

-Well, you're wrong, cos I want you.

-Orange juice.

0:59:400:59:43

Have you got time for a cheeky one?

0:59:430:59:44

-This is hardly the time or the place, is it?

-A drink.

0:59:440:59:46

I know, no I haven't.

0:59:460:59:48

-I can see you have.

-It's a break, ain't it?

0:59:480:59:50

I've just finished with a client's dodgy pelmets.

0:59:500:59:52

-What d'you want Tanya? G&T?

-I'm OK.

0:59:520:59:54

-Go on, you'll be all right. Have a little one.

-I said no.

0:59:540:59:56

Trace, get us a G&T, small one, and a pint. Cheers.

0:59:560:59:59

Dodgy pelmets, eh?

1:00:001:00:01

In my case, dodgy floorboards. I need a craftsman's touch.

1:00:011:00:04

We've got a fair few things need doing at home.

1:00:041:00:06

The bedroom floorboards creak.

1:00:061:00:08

It's hardly a loft conversion, is it?

1:00:081:00:11

No, but it's all work, isn't it?

1:00:111:00:12

-Greg, get yourself one while you're up there.

-All right.

1:00:121:00:16

It's your two month anniversary, ain't it?

1:00:181:00:20

What is that? Wood chip or Formica?

1:00:201:00:21

You might be able to wind him up, but it won't work with me.

1:00:211:00:24

-Has in the past.

-I'm not winding you up. Floorboards sound like Dracula's tomb.

1:00:241:00:27

If you were a couple of bricks short of a wall, naturally, you'd think of Greg.

1:00:271:00:31

He's just the man for it, ain't he? Cheers.

1:00:311:00:34

-I said I don't want this, I don't want it.

-Course she does.

-So do I.

1:00:341:00:36

This orange juice tastes like orange juice.

1:00:361:00:39

-The fact that I'm off it don't mean I can't look.

-It does. What are you here?

1:00:391:00:42

Is this some sort of dare?

1:00:421:00:44

Oh, fair enough, Tanya. I'll leave you to it.

1:00:441:00:46

Actually, Greg, I've got a wall that needs a bit of work.

1:00:461:00:49

Don't get yourself legless, will you?

1:00:491:00:51

-Remember we're going out tonight.

-Don't worry, I'll look out for him.

1:00:511:00:54

You'd do better looking out for Vanessa.

1:00:541:00:57

What do you want?

1:01:071:01:09

Worried about being seen with me?

1:01:091:01:11

Just wondering if you're going later.

1:01:121:01:15

-Support group!

-I know.

1:01:151:01:19

-No.

-Why not?

1:01:191:01:20

Because if I wanted to keep confessing, I'd turn Catholic.

1:01:201:01:24

I can close my eyes and I'm back there.

1:01:281:01:30

It's not like people think it is, is it?

1:01:321:01:34

It's like you've got something that makes the world OK.

1:01:341:01:38

It fixes things, don't it?

1:01:391:01:41

No-one gets that.

1:01:421:01:45

-What was that for?

-Congratulations!

1:01:591:02:02

You're getting engaged. It's brilliant.

1:02:021:02:04

It's absolutely brilliant. Let's do a party.

1:02:041:02:06

Your birthday next week, we'll do a double celebration. What d'you reckon?

1:02:061:02:10

Thing is, we said we'd keep the whole thing low-key.

1:02:101:02:12

In fact, we'd agreed not to tell anyone to begin with.

1:02:121:02:14

-OK. Shame though.

-You know there's a time and a place.

1:02:161:02:19

We're a gay couple. Getting engaged is a bit of an issue.

1:02:191:02:22

Are you getting engaged?!

1:02:221:02:25

-Congratulations! When's the date?

-We haven't got that far yet.

1:02:251:02:28

No, we certainly haven't got that far.

1:02:281:02:31

I'm sorry, I know, I shouldn't have said anything. It's just...

1:02:311:02:34

-I'm so happy about it.

-I can be happy without telling the world.

1:02:341:02:37

You're not going to have one of those long engagements, are you?

1:02:371:02:40

-We hadn't really thought about it. Look, Tan, it's a secret.

-Yeah.

1:02:401:02:43

Yeah, definitely.

1:02:431:02:45

Syed, people are going to have to find out about this sooner or later.

1:02:481:02:52

I'd rather it was later.

1:02:521:02:53

Look, Rox, he's right, all right?

1:02:531:02:55

When you're... When we're ready.

1:02:551:02:57

OK.

1:02:591:03:01

So what, will you wait till your married to adopt the kid?

1:03:011:03:04

Then you'll be a proper family?

1:03:041:03:06

-These things take time. You know how it is.

-Rox, just...

1:03:061:03:08

I thought things were going a bit better with you and the old bag.

1:03:081:03:11

Is there any of our private business you haven't shared with the rest of Albert Square?

1:03:111:03:16

-Sy, please...

-Tan, I'll be back for my next appointment, yeah.

1:03:161:03:19

-All right.

-Sy!

1:03:191:03:20

So, stronger painkillers is that the best you can do?

1:03:221:03:26

I told you. It's all I can do.

1:03:261:03:28

Useless! What about an operation?

1:03:281:03:31

-Not appropriate.

-Why?

1:03:311:03:32

The doctors went through this at the hospital.

1:03:321:03:35

-There are limitations.

-I'm too old.

1:03:351:03:36

That's only part of it, Mrs Simmonds.

1:03:361:03:39

I had an operation on the other knee a few months ago.

1:03:391:03:41

That was emergency surgery. Unavoidable.

1:03:411:03:43

The same doesn't apply to arthritis.

1:03:431:03:46

So when you say too old what you really mean is not worth it.

1:03:461:03:49

I'll take you back.

1:03:511:03:53

I can manage, thank you.

1:03:551:03:56

No, you can't.

1:03:561:03:58

Everyone gets on in years, Mrs Simmonds. No way round it.

1:04:001:04:03

That's your advice, is it? Give up.

1:04:031:04:05

Sit in my wheelchair and wait to die?

1:04:061:04:09

It's easy for you, isn't it?

1:04:091:04:11

Box of pills, pat on the head, job done.

1:04:111:04:14

It's not like that.

1:04:141:04:16

It is from where I'm sitting.

1:04:161:04:20

I don't want to hear it.

1:04:291:04:31

No?

1:04:311:04:33

Well, guess what, you're going to.

1:04:331:04:35

Do you know something, when you and Christian first got together,

1:04:361:04:40

you knew what you were up against, didn't you?

1:04:401:04:44

But you were in love and you weren't giving up.

1:04:441:04:47

You fought for something that was worth having.

1:04:471:04:51

It was worth having, wasn't it?

1:04:511:04:53

Christian loves you.

1:04:541:04:56

He wants to settle down, he wants to have a family.

1:04:571:05:00

He's committed to that, he's committed to you.

1:05:001:05:04

There is not a lot of that left in this world.

1:05:041:05:07

Have a look around. Have a think, Syed.

1:05:071:05:08

It's between me and Christian.

1:05:081:05:10

And your friends, if they're worth anything.

1:05:121:05:17

Look, if you're not up for this whole adoption, relationship thing,

1:05:171:05:22

then I would own up right now if I was you,

1:05:221:05:24

because once you've adopted that kid and you've had the wedding,

1:05:241:05:28

it's all going to be a little bit too late.

1:05:281:05:31

I went to the surgery. They never phoned.

1:05:461:05:49

The doctor brought me back. Personal service.

1:05:491:05:52

That was nice of him. So what did he say?

1:05:521:05:55

Oh, I'm all right.

1:05:551:05:57

-Just gave me some more painkillers.

-What about the fall?

1:05:571:06:01

Well, he took a look, a couple of bruises. Nothing.

1:06:011:06:04

OK, good.

1:06:041:06:07

So, what's next?

1:06:071:06:09

I want my hair done.

1:06:101:06:12

That's what's next.

1:06:121:06:13

Mmmm, sweat and cheap deodorant.

1:06:221:06:25

-That'll be a gym, then.

-That'll be a turn-on.

1:06:251:06:28

Yeah. Weird. I like that.

1:06:281:06:31

You popped in because?

1:06:311:06:33

Because I'm going to the shop

1:06:331:06:35

and I just wondered if you fancied anything for later?

1:06:351:06:39

No. I'm all right.

1:06:391:06:41

Fine.

1:06:411:06:42

Rox?

1:06:421:06:44

Anything you like, go on you choose. You choose, yeah.

1:06:461:06:50

-What is the matter?

-Nothing.

1:06:511:06:53

-Why did you leave early last night?

-Business.

-Yeah(!)

1:06:531:06:57

-I had a nice chat with your dad.

-Did you? That's nice.

1:06:591:07:02

Oh, come on, Michael, come on!

1:07:021:07:05

Just meet him halfway.

1:07:051:07:06

-Chinese? Tonight?

-Yeah.

1:07:101:07:13

Spare ribs. Loads of 'em.

1:07:131:07:15

I know they're little jobs and you're a master craftsman,

1:07:211:07:24

but I want them done properly, know what I mean?

1:07:241:07:26

Obviously. All right, love.

1:07:261:07:27

That better be the same pint.

1:07:271:07:29

-Well, it's similar, yeah.

-I've been calling you.

1:07:291:07:32

-Oh, my phone's on silent.

-I didn't think you'd still be here.

1:07:321:07:34

Take the bedroom floorboards.

1:07:341:07:36

I'm coming in after a night out with the lads, she's asleep,

1:07:361:07:39

I don't want no questions asked, I get undressed on the landing, I creep in, what happens?

1:07:391:07:43

Creak, creak.

1:07:431:07:44

See? He's on to it like a shot.

1:07:441:07:47

I left a G&T when I came.

1:07:471:07:49

Oh, yeah, hang on a minute.

1:07:491:07:52

-Will you leave him alone?

-What?

1:07:531:07:56

-It's not funny.

-Are you sure about that?

1:07:561:07:58

Come off it, Tan. It's a mismatch, anyone can see that.

1:07:581:08:00

-You're punching well below your weight.

-Yeah?

1:08:001:08:02

-Well, I married him.

-I noticed.

1:08:021:08:05

-Question is, why?

-Well, for a start he's not you.

1:08:051:08:08

I bet she goes like a train, don't she, when her blood's up?

1:08:131:08:16

Why don't you say that again?

1:08:231:08:25

-It's a joke.

-No, go on, say it again.

1:08:251:08:27

-Go on.

-It was a joke.

1:08:271:08:29

You've got a mouth on you, has anyone ever told you that?

1:08:291:08:31

-Leave it out, come on.

-Hey. Just a bad joke. Out of order.

1:08:311:08:35

-It was out of order.

-He didn't mean nothing by it.

-You're all right with it?

1:08:351:08:38

What he said about Tanya?

1:08:381:08:40

No, I'm not but I'm not going to start a war over it.

1:08:401:08:42

-All right, I apologise.

-There you go.

1:08:421:08:44

-Takes a man to apologise.

-I don't need your help.

1:08:441:08:47

Listen to your old man.

1:08:471:08:48

Dads - they know best.

1:08:481:08:52

Come here, you.

1:08:521:08:53

Stay out of it, yeah?

1:08:541:08:56

Stay out of my life.

1:08:561:08:58

Oh, will you watch it!

1:09:181:09:22

-Oh, sorry! What an idiot.

-It's fine.

1:09:221:09:25

What do they say, don't cry over it or something?

1:09:251:09:28

-Let me replace it.

-No, no, no, it's fine.

1:09:281:09:31

No, I insist.

1:09:311:09:33

OK. So...why don't I make us a cup of tea?

1:09:351:09:41

-What, round yours?

-Yeah. It's all right. He's out all day.

1:09:411:09:45

Good. Michael's in a strop today.

1:09:451:09:48

He just had a run in with that... What's his name? Jack's brother?

1:09:481:09:52

What, Max? Why? What's happened?

1:09:521:09:54

Don't worry, it's sorted.

1:09:541:09:56

I think it could cause a bit of bother with Michael,

1:09:571:10:00

Eddie being the spare room, that's all.

1:10:001:10:02

But it's not Michael's spare room, is it?

1:10:021:10:04

Sweetheart, there's history.

1:10:041:10:05

I know there is, but I'm not having Michael telling me what to do. Eddie's a nice bloke.

1:10:051:10:09

-I know, he's my favourite uncle.

-There you go then.

1:10:091:10:11

Exactly.

1:10:111:10:13

I'll sort the chips out.

1:10:161:10:18

Excuse me, Dr Khan. You saw my gran today.

1:10:231:10:26

-Lydia Simmonds?

-Yes.

1:10:261:10:28

Yeah, well, all good news, she said.

1:10:281:10:31

She's doing well considering her age.

1:10:311:10:34

Yeah, but basically she's going to be OK?

1:10:351:10:39

Within limits, yes.

1:10:391:10:40

Are you in Walford for long then?

1:10:451:10:48

Remains to be seen.

1:10:481:10:50

Chance to talk things through with Michael, maybe?

1:10:501:10:53

Make things right with him.

1:10:531:10:55

Yeah.

1:10:551:10:57

Yeah, I'd like that.

1:10:581:10:59

Like to have another go, anyway.

1:11:001:11:03

There's lots to talk over.

1:11:031:11:04

Trouble is, he don't seem too keen on talking.

1:11:041:11:08

Look, do you...do you want me to have a go?

1:11:101:11:12

Can if you want.

1:11:141:11:16

DOOR OPENS

1:11:161:11:17

Oh, he said he'd be out all day.

1:11:171:11:20

What's he doing here?

1:11:251:11:27

Cup of tea and a chat.

1:11:271:11:29

-Right...I'd best be off.

-No, no, finish your tea.

1:11:341:11:38

-I have done.

-So have a beer.

1:11:381:11:40

All right with you?

1:11:401:11:42

Not so close!

1:11:591:12:01

I never thought I'd come to this...

1:12:041:12:07

not to be able to do my own hair.

1:12:071:12:10

Well, it's like being in a salon.

1:12:101:12:13

Except for the third degree burns.

1:12:131:12:15

So he's, um...

1:12:171:12:18

happy with you, then?

1:12:181:12:20

The doctor.

1:12:201:12:21

I told you.

1:12:211:12:23

-Do you have to go back?

-No point. Nothing wrong.

1:12:241:12:26

Got my pills.

1:12:261:12:28

That's nice, you know, your robe thing.

1:12:311:12:34

Kimono.

1:12:341:12:36

Your grandad give it me.

1:12:361:12:38

It's very exotic.

1:12:381:12:40

You can have it when I'm gone.

1:12:401:12:41

We got it off the market.

1:12:411:12:43

It's not really my style. You can leave it to Norman.

1:12:431:12:47

He gets nothing, waste of space.

1:12:471:12:49

When she was ill...

1:12:521:12:54

..towards the end...

1:12:551:12:56

..that's when your mum needed me most.

1:12:581:13:01

I used to do her hair for her.

1:13:011:13:03

Just like you done for me.

1:13:031:13:06

A mother shouldn't have to bury her daughter.

1:13:081:13:12

Do you want a cup of tea?

1:13:221:13:23

I tell you one thing,

1:13:251:13:26

his taste in women has gone right up the scale.

1:13:261:13:30

Yeah? So's my taste in men.

1:13:301:13:32

Glad to hear it.

1:13:321:13:35

Some of his girlfriends, though, cor, dear me!

1:13:351:13:37

Do you remember that, what was her name...

1:13:371:13:40

Melanie?

1:13:401:13:42

You were 15. She was a punk.

1:13:421:13:45

She was a goth.

1:13:451:13:46

Yeah? See, you do remember. Straight from The Addams Family, she was.

1:13:461:13:51

I'm surprised you'd ever find her when the lights were out.

1:13:511:13:55

Do you want another beer?

1:13:551:13:57

No, thanks, love, no. Things to do.

1:13:591:14:03

-Another time, yeah?

-Yeah.

1:14:031:14:05

She's a treasure.

1:14:081:14:09

I know.

1:14:091:14:11

BLENDER WHIRRS

1:14:221:14:25

DOOR OPENS

1:14:251:14:27

My fault, OK? My fault.

1:14:271:14:28

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything. We agreed.

1:14:281:14:31

Yeah, we did.

1:14:311:14:33

I didn't mean to, it's just Roxy says, "How's things?" and...

1:14:331:14:37

it's difficult to keep quiet about something that makes you so happy. Well, it is for me, anyway.

1:14:371:14:43

Come on.

1:14:431:14:45

You know I love you.

1:14:451:14:47

-I know. I just wish that...

-What?

1:14:471:14:50

Oh, nothing.

1:14:521:14:53

I love you, too.

1:14:541:14:56

What you doing, letting him in here?

1:15:051:15:07

Why shouldn't I? It's my flat.

1:15:071:15:09

-I live here!

-You don't get to decide who I invite up for tea.

-Invite who you like. Just don't invite him.

1:15:091:15:15

Michael, come on, he's not that bad. People like him. I like him.

1:15:151:15:18

Yeah, he's good at that. He's good at conning people.

1:15:181:15:21

-He's had a lifetime practising.

-Michael,

1:15:211:15:23

listen, if you...if you just sat down and you talked to him...

1:15:231:15:27

No.

1:15:291:15:30

You just don't get it, do you?

1:15:301:15:33

No, I really don't get it and I'm getting sick of all the aggro.

1:15:331:15:36

So why don't you just pull yourself together and tell me what it is he's done so bad.

1:15:361:15:40

It don't matter.

1:15:401:15:43

Yes, it does. It matters.

1:15:431:15:44

But if you won't talk about it, how can I help you?

1:15:441:15:47

Who asked you to?

1:15:471:15:48

No-one's asked you to!

1:15:481:15:50

Mike...

1:15:521:15:53

Michael!

1:15:531:15:55

Hev never told me he had a bug.

1:15:571:15:59

If she had, I would've been ready for Throw Me Up Before You Go-Go.

1:15:591:16:04

It didn't put him off his appetite. He ate fish fingers and beans,

1:16:041:16:07

and then, wallop, straight back up again.

1:16:071:16:09

Earth to Phil?

1:16:131:16:14

Sorry, what was you saying?

1:16:161:16:18

Projectile vomiting.

1:16:181:16:20

Doesn't matter.

1:16:201:16:21

What's up?

1:16:231:16:24

Nothing. Just...

1:16:251:16:27

a car come in today. Couldn't tell the bonnet from the boot but I'm supposed to make it brand new.

1:16:271:16:32

-Which you can.

-Which I can.

1:16:321:16:36

What else is up?

1:16:371:16:39

I was thinking, you know, maybe I will look in on that support group.

1:16:411:16:45

That's good, Phil.

1:16:451:16:47

That's really good.

1:16:471:16:49

What made you change your mind?

1:16:501:16:52

No reason. Just...

1:16:521:16:55

Like you said - bit of a top-up.

1:16:561:16:58

Maybe it's a good idea all round.

1:16:581:17:01

-Meaning?

-I'll go on the wagon with you.

1:17:011:17:03

-I couldn't ask you to do that.

-Why not?

1:17:051:17:07

I asked you.

1:17:071:17:09

My part of the deal.

1:17:091:17:10

Phil, if...

1:17:121:17:14

..if ever you need any help, then...

1:17:161:17:18

I'd come to you.

1:17:181:17:21

Always.

1:17:211:17:22

GREG WHISTLES

1:17:291:17:31

-Where are you off to?

-Max's.

1:17:311:17:33

Eh? You're not starting now are you?

1:17:331:17:35

-No, no. Measure things up, you know. Suss things out.

-Right.

1:17:351:17:38

Make sure you get the right price for the job, you know? Don't let him stitch you up.

1:17:381:17:43

Look, he was an arse at the wedding. Come to think of it, he still is a bit of an arse,

1:17:431:17:47

-but Max wouldn't do that.

-Don't be late tonight.

1:17:471:17:49

We've got a table booked at the Argee Bhajee, ain't we?

1:17:491:17:53

Oh, we're going to have to do that another time. Max wants to go out for a drink. Talk things over.

1:17:531:17:57

Talk about what?

1:17:571:17:59

He's thinking about getting a loft conversion.

1:17:591:18:02

What? You knew I'd be here.

1:18:081:18:11

It's just...just a bit public.

1:18:111:18:14

Let's go in then.

1:18:141:18:16

Same again, darling?

1:18:161:18:18

Bitter lemon, if anyone asks.

1:18:181:18:20

-OK, that'll be a double bitter lemon, will it?

-That sounds about right.

1:18:201:18:24

KAT LAUGHS

1:18:241:18:27

Your new best mate, is he?

1:18:271:18:29

Since when was you my keeper?

1:18:291:18:31

-I don't want him near the boy.

-He's staying here.

1:18:311:18:34

-He's bound to be somewhere near, ain't he?

-I don't like it.

1:18:341:18:36

You don't want anything to do with Tommy, so it's got nothing to do with you.

1:18:361:18:40

What am I, invisible?

1:18:401:18:42

I wish.

1:18:421:18:44

I need a word.

1:18:441:18:46

See you later.

1:18:461:18:47

Be back in a minute.

1:18:491:18:51

-What's all that about then?

-They're not playing happy families, I know that much.

1:18:531:18:57

Thought I'd find you in here, smarming around Kat.

1:18:571:19:00

Just a quiet drink.

1:19:001:19:02

Simple pleasures mean a lot at my age, son.

1:19:041:19:07

Oh, please.

1:19:071:19:08

-Nothing's ever simple when you're around.

-No?

1:19:081:19:11

-You seem to have a few complications yourself.

-Meaning?

1:19:111:19:16

-Tommy.

-I've told you before, haven't I? He's none of your business.

1:19:161:19:19

Well, that ain't true, is it? Because he's my grandson.

1:19:191:19:22

But I wasn't talking about him and me.

1:19:231:19:26

What then?

1:19:261:19:28

You and him.

1:19:281:19:29

He's your son. He deserves to have you in his life.

1:19:301:19:34

-Cos I'm really going to take fathering lessons from the likes of you, ain't I?

-Look, all I'm saying...

1:19:341:19:39

NO! You listen to what I'm saying!

1:19:391:19:42

Keep out of it! Keep out of Tommy's life, Roxy's life, and my life!

1:19:421:19:48

-All right, Tan?

-Where is he? Greg?

1:19:571:20:00

-Just get him for me, will you?

-He's still at it, babe.

1:20:001:20:03

-Cracking little worker, he is.

-Don't push it, Max, because I'm this close.

1:20:031:20:06

-I'll give him a message. We're going for a beer later.

-No, you're not.

1:20:061:20:10

-We're going out for a curry tonight. Just get him, will you?

-Why don't you and me go down the Argee Bhajee,

1:20:101:20:15

just leave him to it?

1:20:151:20:17

No? All right.

1:20:171:20:18

Greg, you're wanted, mate.

1:20:181:20:20

What's that, mate?

1:20:201:20:21

All right, darling? They're holding the table for us.

1:20:211:20:24

You'll just have to get changed a bit quick.

1:20:241:20:27

-Drink's off?

-Yeah, sorry, mate. You know, got things to do.

1:20:271:20:29

-Another time?

-No problem. I'll leave my stuff here, all right?

1:20:291:20:33

-Yeah, no problem. You got loads to be getting on with.

-Well, yeah.

1:20:331:20:36

-Right, quick tidy up and a change and I'm all yours.

-All right, love.

1:20:361:20:40

Tan.

1:20:431:20:45

See you've got my favourite shoes on.

1:20:451:20:48

-What was all that about being a "buddy"?

-They can shove that.

1:20:521:20:56

-I'm not being lumbered with one of them dorks.

-Did it help?

1:20:561:20:59

Helped that you were there.

1:21:011:21:02

Come on. We went through it together, Phil.

1:21:021:21:06

Yeah. Whose fault was that?

1:21:061:21:08

-It takes two, you know.

-Yeah, one to lead, one to follow.

1:21:081:21:12

-It's over, ain't it?

-Yeah.

-That's what matters.

1:21:121:21:15

It's definitely over.

1:21:151:21:16

-How was it?

-Yeah, you know.

1:21:261:21:29

-Bit like school really.

-Was it the same people? People that you knew?

1:21:291:21:34

Yeah, nothing ever really changes, does it?

1:21:341:21:36

Sorry, it's these heels.

1:21:371:21:40

I know you and Michael have got your problems, but he shouldn't have spoke to you like that.

1:21:441:21:48

-He's always had a bit of a temper.

-It's still not right though. He needs to get over himself.

1:21:481:21:53

Yeah. But you know what he's like.

1:21:531:21:55

Just give it time.

1:21:551:21:56

-Look, if it makes things difficult for you...

-No, no.

1:21:561:21:59

You stay for as long as you want.

1:21:591:22:01

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

1:22:021:22:04

-Please. Be nice for you to spend some time with your grandson.

-Yeah.

1:22:041:22:09

Be really nice.

1:22:091:22:10

Thank you.

1:22:111:22:13

Aw.

1:22:131:22:15

Where have you been?

1:22:271:22:29

Where have you been?!

1:22:301:22:32

I've been worried about you. I left Amy with Jack and I went looking for you.

1:22:321:22:35

-I'm all right.

-No, you are not.

1:22:351:22:38

And you are going to tell me right now.

1:22:381:22:41

Michael, you're going to tell me what is wrong.

1:22:411:22:43

He's been here two days.

1:22:461:22:47

Look at me.

1:22:481:22:50

-I'm a mess.

-Yes, you are.

1:22:501:22:52

They say that talking in your sleep's a sign of stress.

1:22:521:22:56

-Was I doing that?

-Last night.

1:22:561:22:58

I used to sleep-walk when I was little.

1:23:011:23:03

-What was I saying?

-I don't know.

1:23:031:23:05

-A load of rubbish actually, same as when you're awake.

-Yeah.

1:23:051:23:09

Michael, I don't know what you want from me.

1:23:091:23:12

You don't want my help, you want my... You want my sympathy,

1:23:121:23:16

and I don't know what you want it for because you won't tell me.

1:23:161:23:19

-Cos it's none of your business, Roxy.

-Yes, it is. Yes, it is!

1:23:191:23:23

I am the one who has to put up with you. You walk round with a fake grin nailed on your face,

1:23:231:23:28

then it's little boy lost, then it's rant and rave.

1:23:281:23:31

What is it, Michael? What did he ever do to you, I don't get it, that was so bad you can't forgive him?

1:23:311:23:36

Tell me!

1:23:381:23:40

He's a murderer.

1:23:441:23:49

KAT AND ALFIE LAUGHING

1:23:491:23:51

'He killed my mother.'

1:23:511:23:53

John. John, it's Rainie.

1:23:581:24:00

Yeah, I know, long time no see, eh?

1:24:021:24:05

No, course I ain't been anywhere else.

1:24:051:24:07

Listen, I was wondering if we could meet...

1:24:071:24:11

if we could meet up.

1:24:111:24:13

-Thank you, cheers.

-I'll get that.

1:24:231:24:25

-And a tea for me, please.

-No, don't worry about it.

1:24:251:24:28

Independent lady?

1:24:281:24:30

No. It'd stick in my throat.

1:24:301:24:31

Roxy?

1:24:361:24:38

Is there a problem?

1:24:381:24:40

D'you know what? Yeah, there is actually.

1:24:401:24:42

There is, he's about that tall, he's about 60 odd, and he goes by the name of Eddie.

1:24:421:24:47

Ring any bells?

1:24:471:24:48

Look, if I've done something to upset you, let's talk about it, let's sort it out.

1:24:481:24:52

-Grandad, come here.

-You all right, darling? All right?

1:24:521:24:54

Look at this, all innocent and wide-eyed. It's your number one disciple, isn't it?

1:24:541:24:58

Shall we let him know? Shall we open his eyes to what you really are?

1:24:581:25:02

What am I?

1:25:021:25:04

OK, all right, we'll do this. We'll shout it from the rooftops.

1:25:041:25:08

-We'll tell everyone what you did to Michael's mum.

-Roxy, sweetheart,

1:25:081:25:11

-there's a time or a place for this, all right?

-Did you know about this?

1:25:111:25:16

Alfie?

1:25:171:25:18

-Where are you going?

-Max's, babes.

-No, you're not.

1:25:211:25:24

No, you're taking the day off today. And so am I. I've told the salon.

1:25:241:25:28

-I've just told Max.

-What's brought all this on?

1:25:281:25:31

He has actually. We're seeing so much of him lately,

1:25:311:25:34

it's like everywhere we turn he's there, in our faces.

1:25:341:25:37

Just makes me realise how lucky I am to have you.

1:25:371:25:41

And that maybe I don't tell you enough.

1:25:411:25:45

So, what are we going to do with this day off?

1:25:451:25:48

Well, I was thinking later on, we could maybe do lunch.

1:25:481:25:51

And right now?

1:25:511:25:53

Right now, I thought maybe we could work up a bit of an appetite.

1:25:531:25:56

I thought you were going out.

1:25:571:26:00

-So I came back.

-Do us a favour. Go back out again.

1:26:001:26:03

-Tanya.

-Please?

1:26:031:26:05

-Come on.

-THEY GIGGLE

1:26:101:26:12

Eddie, why didn't you say something to her?

1:26:181:26:21

Defend yourself.

1:26:211:26:23

-Lie to her, you mean?

-No.

1:26:231:26:25

Tell her she's heard wrong, it was all some big mistake?

1:26:251:26:29

You forget something from the shops, Alfie, that's a mistake.

1:26:291:26:34

You don't turn on the oven when you're supposed to, that's a mistake.

1:26:341:26:38

What I did...

1:26:401:26:42

..that wasn't a mistake.

1:26:451:26:47

Hey.

1:26:491:26:51

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I popped in to see Ronnie and, erm...

1:26:511:26:56

..I bumped into your old man and I told him what I thought.

1:26:591:27:02

-Did I ask you to?

-No, you didn't have to.

1:27:021:27:05

It's history, why didn't you just leave it?

1:27:051:27:08

Because, Michael, it didn't seem like history last night.

1:27:091:27:15

Last night it was like you were letting me in, really, for the first time.

1:27:151:27:18

No? Is this him too? Is this what he's taught you?

1:27:201:27:25

Just taught you to slam down the shutters and not let anyone in.

1:27:251:27:29

Michael, please, don't just storm off again. Please don't do this again.

1:27:291:27:34

He didn't teach me anything, darling.

1:27:341:27:37

Michael, I need... I need to talk about this too.

1:27:411:27:43

-MOBILE PHONE RINGS

-Yep?

1:27:471:27:51

Are you serious?

1:27:511:27:54

OK, OK, I'll be there now.

1:27:541:27:58

You going out?

1:27:581:28:00

Looks like it.

1:28:001:28:01

I thought we were going down the snooker hall.

1:28:011:28:04

It weren't my idea to sign up with that bunch of losers.

1:28:041:28:06

-Are you talking about the support group?

-You're the one that put me up to it, yeah?

1:28:061:28:11

-OK.

-So don't give me any earache, all right?

-I said OK.

1:28:111:28:14

-Maybe we'll get away at the weekend, yeah?

-OK.

1:28:141:28:18

Did you get everything?

1:28:241:28:26

Everything apart from the kitchen sink.

1:28:261:28:30

-I couldn't get any of those peaches.

-What?

1:28:301:28:33

I couldn't get any peaches, so I got oranges instead.

1:28:331:28:37

I was just looking forward to a nice juicy peach.

1:28:371:28:40

That's amazing, isn't it?

1:28:401:28:42

The one thing I didn't get is the one thing you want.

1:28:421:28:45

We can get some down the market.

1:28:451:28:47

-And how are you going to do that?

-Easy. You'll push me.

1:28:471:28:51

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know.

1:28:511:28:54

"I don't get much pleasure in life, Janine.

1:28:541:28:56

"A little bit of fresh air on a summer's day, is that too much to ask?

1:28:561:29:01

-"But if it's too much trouble..."

-I was just going to say

1:29:011:29:06

those oranges do look good, though.

1:29:061:29:09

Oh.

1:29:091:29:10

Still, now that you mention it, a bit of fresh air would be nice.

1:29:101:29:16

-Max.

-Your eyesight's still 20-20 then.

1:29:201:29:23

Bit late for a bath, isn't it?

1:29:231:29:26

What, are you actually moving in or something?

1:29:261:29:28

-Anyone would think you ain't pleased to see me.

-I'm not.

1:29:281:29:31

It's a good job it's not you I've come to see. All right, Greg?

1:29:311:29:34

-All right?

-He's having a day off.

1:29:341:29:35

I ain't asking him to do anything, just want him to have a look at something.

1:29:351:29:39

I've been thinking, arches. Changed my mind about that loft conversion.

1:29:391:29:42

These pictures got me thinking - divide the room up nice, don't they?

1:29:421:29:46

-But keep it open at the same time.

-Perfect, yeah.

1:29:461:29:48

Couldn't make me a coffee, could you? It's thirsty work, all this designing.

1:29:481:29:52

What are you playing at, eh?

1:29:571:29:59

Look, I joined that group to keep the peace,

1:29:591:30:01

-not to actually do anything.

-I didn't think I'd have to ask you to.

1:30:011:30:05

I'm just having a bad morning, OK?

1:30:051:30:06

I wanted to talk to someone that I thought might understand.

1:30:061:30:09

And I look like some bleeding heart social worker, do I?

1:30:091:30:12

Cos you never have bad mornings,

1:30:121:30:13

you never need to talk to anyone. You're so perfect, right?

1:30:131:30:16

-Eddie.

-Who?

1:30:191:30:21

Michael's dad.

1:30:211:30:23

-What about him?

-I have found out something about him, something seriously dodgy.

1:30:231:30:28

What's that got to do with me?

1:30:281:30:29

I'm not talking about normal villainy here - he's a problem.

1:30:291:30:32

Well, he ain't my problem.

1:30:321:30:33

-He shouldn't be here.

-So tell him.

1:30:331:30:35

He won't listen to me. You've been known to be pretty persuasive in your time.

1:30:351:30:39

-Yeah, when it suits me.

-Yeah.

1:30:391:30:41

Seeing as I don't know him and he's done nothing to me, it don't suit me.

1:30:411:30:45

Phil, will you listen to me? He's...

1:30:451:30:47

It's true what they say, isn't it?

1:30:511:30:53

-You never lose your touch.

-See you in another five years then.

1:30:531:30:57

No, you'll see me sooner than that.

1:30:571:30:59

Kat and Alfie have asked me to stick around.

1:30:591:31:01

Kat twisted my arm a bit actually.

1:31:011:31:04

Not that I needed it.

1:31:041:31:07

-Jack around?

-Why?

1:31:131:31:16

-Only asking.

-He's out for the day.

1:31:161:31:18

I'm here though.

1:31:181:31:19

My place is free, I've got a few minutes.

1:31:191:31:22

-Men round here. Nice bunch, ain't you?

-You're not normally that choosy, from what Jack told me.

1:31:221:31:27

Mind you...

1:31:271:31:29

he can't have been that choosy either.

1:31:291:31:31

-You're a bit rough, ain't you?

-Thanks for helping make this a really good day.

1:31:311:31:35

-You wouldn't know a good day, your sort.

-Go away.

1:31:351:31:39

HE TUTS

1:31:391:31:40

Dearie me. What was he thinking?

1:31:401:31:42

Look at you.

1:31:421:31:44

Says the man coming onto me five seconds ago.

1:31:441:31:47

I'm having second thoughts, darling.

1:31:471:31:49

May not have learnt much, but I've learnt not to make a mistake like that.

1:31:491:31:52

Ain't learnt any manners, though, have you?

1:31:521:31:54

And who'd teach me?

1:31:541:31:56

-What?

-Who'd teach me manners?

1:31:561:31:59

-What are you talking about?

-What are you talking about?

1:31:591:32:02

You are seriously weird.

1:32:021:32:03

No manners. Weird. Anything else?

1:32:031:32:06

Just leave me alone.

1:32:061:32:08

Oi.

1:32:171:32:19

-How do you do it?

-Do what?

1:32:201:32:23

Put a roof over his head, buy him drinks, knowing,

1:32:231:32:26

KNOWING what he did?

1:32:261:32:28

Rox, have you actually spoken to Eddie about this?

1:32:281:32:31

I spoke to Michael, that's enough.

1:32:311:32:32

Are you telling me it's all in Michael's imagination? It never happened?

1:32:321:32:36

No, it happened but, please, speak to Eddie, all right?

1:32:361:32:39

No, no. So he can try and sweet-talk me?

1:32:391:32:41

-So has Michael actually said what happened?

-Yes. His mum's dead.

1:32:411:32:45

-And his old man killed her.

-Yeah, all right.

1:32:451:32:47

I know Michael's really raw about all this, but so's Eddie, all right?

1:32:471:32:50

Good. So he should be.

1:32:501:32:53

I've put the little man down, he was out for the count.

1:32:581:33:01

-Thanks. Listen about Rox...

-Just been talking to Phil's lady.

1:33:011:33:04

Seems she's been let down on a snooker date.

1:33:041:33:06

-Eddie, you're a brave man.

-He's not the only one.

-Eddie, about Rox...

1:33:061:33:11

I saw something down the market, excuse me.

1:33:111:33:13

Yeah, all right.

1:33:131:33:14

Mmm! This is nice.

1:33:171:33:19

It's all right for you, you're in a nice comfy wheelchair.

1:33:191:33:22

Want to swap places with me?

1:33:221:33:24

-No, didn't think you did.

-Oh, shall we go to the caff?

1:33:241:33:27

Fresh air was what you promised me!

1:33:271:33:30

I didn't promise you anything...

1:33:301:33:32

So, what am I meant to do? Just wheel you round the Square all day?

1:33:321:33:35

-Let's go and sit in the gardens.

-Oi!

1:33:351:33:38

If you're expecting me to play football...

1:33:381:33:41

Give me that ball. Just give it to me.

1:33:411:33:44

Enjoying your little game, are you, boys? Do you want your ball back?

1:33:461:33:50

Go and get it then.

1:33:521:33:53

Idiot!

1:33:531:33:56

-I told you getting out would do us good.

-Yeah, you did.

1:33:561:34:00

Evil little madam.

1:34:001:34:01

It takes one to know one.

1:34:011:34:03

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

1:34:031:34:04

And you can tell whoever that is to take a running jump.

1:34:041:34:08

-Pat?

-Today is our day.

1:34:091:34:12

-Mine and yours.

-What?

1:34:121:34:16

Dan, yeah, it's me, mate. It's me.

1:34:161:34:18

Yeah, fine, fine, fine.

1:34:181:34:20

Listen, I need some prices.

1:34:201:34:23

Right, what is all this?

1:34:231:34:24

I told you, I'm just getting some advice from Greg.

1:34:241:34:27

This is me you're talking to.

1:34:271:34:29

-Doric or square?

-What?

1:34:291:34:30

-Well, the arches? What do you reckon?

-Stuff your arches!

1:34:301:34:34

Good job Greg ain't got your attitude, he'd be out of business.

1:34:341:34:37

You'd be out of this house in no time if it was up to me.

1:34:371:34:39

-That's not very friendly, is it?

-I know you.

1:34:391:34:43

And I know you.

1:34:431:34:44

So you should know when I'm getting angry.

1:34:441:34:47

Pink.

1:34:471:34:48

What?

1:34:481:34:50

You always go pink, you know,

1:34:501:34:53

when you get really angry...

1:34:531:34:56

just there.

1:34:561:34:58

Not pink yet, though,

1:35:001:35:02

so I don't reckon you could be feeling that antsy.

1:35:021:35:04

-I told you to leave me alone.

-Yeah, I know.

-Right. And I meant it.

1:35:041:35:08

Didn't say anything about leaving your husband alone, did you?

1:35:081:35:11

-All right, I've got some prices for you.

-Yeah, lovely.

1:35:111:35:14

See the thing is, if you're going to go and get an RSJ in there...

1:35:141:35:17

You got something to say to me?

1:35:221:35:25

-No.

-Only the way I've been hearing it, you've had plenty to say to that girlfriend of yours.

1:35:251:35:30

And most of it's about me.

1:35:301:35:32

So why don't you cut out the middleman and say it to my face!

1:35:321:35:36

Even mentioning your name's a mistake.

1:35:361:35:39

And there's no surprise there...

1:35:391:35:41

because it always is.

1:35:411:35:43

-What are you looking at?

-What is it, you not enough for him?

1:35:561:35:59

-What?

-Got to be some reason for him giving it all that.

-What are you talking about?

1:35:591:36:04

You should keep your boyfriend on a leash, or better still, pack him off to an asylum.

1:36:041:36:08

He's got a screw loose. You must have a screw loose for being with him. ..John.

1:36:081:36:12

Right, folks, if I can have your attention, thank you.

1:36:161:36:19

As you know, in the past we've had darts, dominoes, poker,

1:36:191:36:22

we've even attempted karaoke.

1:36:221:36:23

But for one day... Gather round everybody, for one day only,

1:36:231:36:27

thanks to my Uncle Eddie, the Queen Vic proudly presents to you -

1:36:271:36:32

snooker, look at that.

1:36:321:36:35

I wanted a proper game, I've got a pool table at home.

1:36:351:36:38

Stop whinging, you can have a right laugh on these.

1:36:381:36:40

Me and Shirl up first, yeah?

1:36:401:36:43

-Fiver on me to win.

-Come on, Eddie.

1:36:431:36:47

-You've got no chance.

-Oooh!

1:36:471:36:50

-Oi. What are you doing?

-None of your business.

1:36:531:36:59

Look, about earlier on...

1:37:001:37:02

Yeah, I know, you... I got your message loud and clear, OK, so just leave me alone.

1:37:021:37:07

Cos, this has got nothing to do with you, all right.

1:37:071:37:10

You made that crystal clear earlier on and that's fine by me.

1:37:101:37:15

Yeah, well, maybe...

1:37:131:37:15

maybe I've changed my mind.

1:37:151:37:17

If you want it, then you're going to have to take it off me.

1:37:171:37:20

Stop it!

1:37:201:37:22

Phil!

1:37:291:37:30

Well, don't look at me like that.

1:37:391:37:41

It's not my fault Tiff's got a sniffle.

1:37:411:37:43

It's not my fault I've got a hospital appointment neither.

1:37:431:37:46

-Nothing trivial, I hope.

-You should thank me.

1:37:461:37:49

You've got something much nicer to occupy you here, haven't you?

1:37:491:37:53

-I heard that.

-You were meant to.

1:37:531:37:56

All right, Tan? Nice surprise.

1:38:001:38:03

-Come in.

-I'm not stopping.

-Stick the kettle on.

1:38:031:38:05

It's all right, he's here...

1:38:051:38:07

This is Jed.

1:38:071:38:08

Hi.

1:38:081:38:09

-Jed.

-Yeah. Greg uses him all the time when he wants design work doing.

-Oh, right?

1:38:101:38:16

-I explained how you've been bending our ear about all the work you want doing.

-Has he?

-Yeah.

1:38:161:38:21

And he's agreed to bring some designs round.

1:38:211:38:23

Er, yeah, well... there's no rush, Tan, you know.

1:38:231:38:27

He's here now, ain't he? And he's very conscientious.

1:38:271:38:30

Eddie, what's the matter with you?

1:38:401:38:43

-Like I said, no chance.

-Double or quits?

-You're a glutton for punishment, ain't you?

1:38:431:38:49

-Maybe I was just softening you up.

-Ooh, the original Fast Eddie?

1:38:491:38:52

King of the pint-sized pool table.

1:38:521:38:55

Excuse me.

1:38:571:39:00

Come on, Shirl, rack 'em up.

1:39:001:39:01

I want you gone.

1:39:071:39:09

You're no good for Michael.

1:39:131:39:15

-Told you that, did he?

-He didn't need to.

1:39:151:39:19

Look, don't you think you've done enough to him already?

1:39:191:39:23

Can't you see what you being here is doing to him?

1:39:231:39:26

It's bringing it all back to him.

1:39:261:39:28

Maybe he's not the only one.

1:39:281:39:30

So even more reason then.

1:39:301:39:32

I don't know what actually happened -

1:39:321:39:34

maybe it was some sort of row that got out of hand?

1:39:361:39:39

-Didn't he say?

-That's none of my business, is it?

1:39:391:39:42

I'm just interested in Michael.

1:39:421:39:43

-It wasn't a row that got out of hand.

-Like I said.

-I wasn't even in the same house.

1:39:431:39:47

What?

1:39:471:39:49

What Michael said is right, though.

1:39:511:39:53

You killed her.

1:39:551:39:57

Yeah.

1:39:591:40:01

And that's it, is it?

1:40:011:40:03

He says you killed her, you agree and you both clam up, and you don't say anything else.

1:40:031:40:09

-That kid of yours.

-What about her?

1:40:091:40:13

What if I hadn't been around the other day,

1:40:131:40:16

what if she wandered off proper

1:40:161:40:19

without you looking and, God forbid, something happened to her?

1:40:191:40:24

Whose fault would it be?

1:40:241:40:26

Yours, right?

1:40:261:40:28

Because you're supposed to look out for her.

1:40:281:40:30

I left Michael in a house, alone,

1:40:301:40:33

with a woman that shouldn't have been alone...

1:40:331:40:36

a woman that had problems

1:40:361:40:39

and I knew it.

1:40:391:40:41

What do you mean, "problems"?

1:40:421:40:45

Know the last thing I said to him that night?

1:40:451:40:48

"Look after her," I said.

1:40:501:40:52

"Look after your mum."

1:40:521:40:54

I thought he'd like it, you know, be man of the house.

1:40:541:40:57

I turned around and she was standing in the doorway looking in at us -

1:40:591:41:03

I should have seen it coming, I should have seen it then, the way she was looking at me, as if...

1:41:031:41:10

..as if she was telling me.

1:41:111:41:13

What?

1:41:141:41:16

"You look after me, Eddie."

1:41:161:41:19

That's what she was saying.

1:41:191:41:22

"Not some six-year-old kid, you, like you promised you would when we got married."

1:41:221:41:27

I was always too busy, always had things to do, deals to sort, people to see.

1:41:301:41:36

When I got back...

1:41:391:41:40

..it was him I saw first.

1:41:421:41:44

Bent over her, he was.

1:41:441:41:46

She was just lying on the sofa.

1:41:481:41:51

I thought, "Good boy, he's brought her a cup of tea or something.

1:41:521:41:57

"He's looked after her like I told him to."

1:41:571:42:00

Then I came a bit closer...

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..saw the pills.

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Do you want me to read you a story?

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Do I look three years old?

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You look 300.

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And how old are you?

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-Eight.

-Do you hope to get to nine?

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Is that a threat?

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Cheeky little tyke, aren't you?

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My mum's in prison.

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Turned herself in, did she, tried to get away from you?

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So I've been round plenty of hard nuts. You don't scare me.

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-Does anything?

-Yeah. Ending up like you.

-..Go on, then.

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V, do me a favour. Keep him company, will you?

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He's chewed my ear off for an hour and I've got to phone Lauren, find out where she's got to.

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She said she'd be back by now, she's got revision to do, ain't she?

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Maybe Tanya knows where she is.

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Maybe you could go round there.

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-Again.

-What? Lauren, it's your dad, where are you?

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Say that again?

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Let's just sit here for a bit, shall we? Enjoy the peace and quiet.

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What, in other words, no Max?

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You can't cut him out completely, you know,

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he's the father of your kids.

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And something like that...

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Well, it's a bond, innit? You know, for all time,

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something that can't be broken.

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Are you...are you saying what I think you're saying?

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I have been thinking about it, yeah.

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Kids? What, at our age?

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We're not that old.

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No, I don't really mean age, I mean mileage, really.

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I mean...

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Oh, sorry, Greg.

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No, just...too many times round the clock.

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-And back again.

-Yeah.

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Cheers.

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Any time.

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Do you mean that?

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Cos if I'm supposed to have some "buddy"...

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Like I said, any time, yeah?

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How am I doing?

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-Perfect.

-You sure?

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If I said half those things to Nana Pat, she'd kill me.

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No, she likes it.

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What, someone giving her lip?

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Well, no, she just, you know, she likes someone seeing her like,

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she's not just an old lady in a wheelchair, I suppose.

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Come on.

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-We got any of those ginger biscuits left, all that fresh air's given me an appetite.

-Yes. Here.

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And give the brat one too, might shut her up for a couple of minutes.

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Give her two. With a bit of luck she might choke.

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Tiff.

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-Oh, leave her alone.

-No, you can't say things like that.

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Puts me in mind of me at her age.

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Peas in a pod, we are.

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Tiff, I'm so sorry, love, I got back as quick as I could.

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What have you got to be sorry about, we've been getting on like a house on fire, haven't we?

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You can leave her here a bit longer if you want, I think she really likes it here.

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Oh, yeah, Janine was telling me how lovely you are to be around.

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Come on, Tiff.

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-Come on, darling, let's go home.

-Bye.

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See you.

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Could at least have told her the full story,

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and not left it to your old man.

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You been talking to Roxy?

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Yeah. Not my idea, she came to see me.

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Well, she couldn't get much sense out of you, could she?

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Still, no change there, you never had anything good to say about me, did you?

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Always a mummy's boy.

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Oh, hello, you've finished with Jed already, have you?

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Oh, yeah, very funny.

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-What ain't funny is Lauren.

-Why, what's she done?

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She's meant to be revising, not off shopping. You know about it.

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-You gave her the money to go.

-She's only got one exam to go.

-She's wasting time on that stall.

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She needs a work/life balance.

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-Oh, yeah, you reckon?

-Yeah, I do.

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-So does Greg.

-I hate to break it to you, but Lauren, she ain't actually his kid, is she?

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Well, he'll be just the same with ours. Sorry.

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I didn't mean to let that one slip.

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Yeah.

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Another biscuit?

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You really are trying to choke me, aren't you?

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Look, about what Pat said...

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-She's probably just trying to make mischief.

-No.

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I did moan to her about you.

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As if I care.

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But that was before.

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Before what?

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Before I really realised how much I liked having you around.

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And how much I want you to stay.

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I think we've run out of those gingers.

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That shop sells them, don't they?

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Yeah, I'll go and get some.

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Thanks, Janine.

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It's only a packet of biscuits.

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I thought we'd have a night in.

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Something to eat, something to drink. I opened the good stuff.

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I had to take your mind off my cooking somehow, didn't I?

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What did you go and see him for?

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Michael, I wasn't trying to interfere, I really wasn't. I just thought...

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I just thought I could help, Alfie's right, someone needs to do something.

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You've been talking to that mug as well, have you?

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What did I tell you? Poking your nose into what don't concern you.

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You see, there you go again, this is about you and you're saying it doesn't concern me?

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Because he'll play you, he'll play games and if you can't see that, you're blind.

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I don't think he's playing games.

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See? Falling for it already.

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Unbelievable.

1:48:531:48:55

Michael, he seemed genuine.

1:48:551:48:56

Michael, when he was talking about your mum, he seemed upset.

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He seemed genuinely upset...

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..and what you said, it didn't really happen like that, did it?

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I don't think he's trying to make excuses, I don't.

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-In fact, he said...he said it was all his fault, actually.

-Yeah, yeah.

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Well, that's how he gets you, makes you feel sorry for him.

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-Good trick.

-Well, it didn't seem like a trick to me.

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Says the woman who thought the sun shone out of her old man's backside.

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Why are we talking about my...? We're talking about your dad here, all right?

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What was he, though? Your old man.

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Let's talk about him for a minute. What was he?

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Who you adored so much.

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He was a rapist. And a man who abused his own daughter.

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-Say it. A rapist.

-Stop it!

-A man who abused his own...

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Just stop it now. Stop it.

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Exactly, you don't like it, the truth hurts, don't it?

1:49:491:49:52

I don't like you bigging up my old man like he's a saint.

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You know what, I was trying to help you.

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You know, I wonder.

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I wonder sometimes... if I chose the wrong one.

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Because I look at you...

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..and I look at Ronnie.

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And she saw what her old man was like, right from the start.

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She knew.

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And she would know what mine was like as well.

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Can we just calm down and we'll go back in there and we'll drink our wine?

1:50:231:50:27

-She was always the brighter of the two.

-Why are we talking about my sister?

1:50:271:50:32

But it's not just about brains, is it? No, no. It's about...

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Somehow she's more sensitive,

1:50:381:50:43

more feeling, somehow.

1:50:431:50:44

She's made mistakes,

1:50:441:50:47

she has, yeah, terrible mistakes,

1:50:471:50:51

but she's a woman,

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she's a grown-up woman -

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and not some saggy little airhead

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who still thinks she's Daddy's little princess.

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What is the matter, why are you saying this?

1:51:051:51:07

Just stay away from him!

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And stay out of my business.

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Do you understand?

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Because you and me will be like me and him...

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..dead.

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Yeah?

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This is good stuff. You're right.

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