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Do you know her? I said, "Do you know her?"

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-Sorry, mate, I haven't got a clue who she is.

-Ian!

-Who is he?

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-Ian!

-Who is he?

-Get off me!

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Ian, it's me! Wait! It's me. Look, it's me!

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-So you don't know her?

-No, mate...

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Just, just...

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MAN GRUNTS Quick, Ian, run!

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Run!

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Quick! Quick, where's your car?!

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-What you doing?

-Let me in!

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-No!

-Ian, quick, they're coming. Pease let me in!

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Please.

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ENGINE STARTS

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HARRY: So...didn't work out with the Wotsit, then?

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No.

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Find himself a younger model, hmm?

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Does it matter?

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Suppose not.

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So, what can I do for you?

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Well, come on. I haven't got all day.

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I need your help.

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Yeah.

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Course you do.

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ENGINE STOPS

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There you go. You should be safe now.

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What you waiting for?

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Not one for big reunions, then?

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I don't know what was going on between you and that bloke,

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but I just don't want to get involved. My life's complicated enough as it is.

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He was my boyfriend.

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Ex-boyfriend now.

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SHE SIGHS

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Look, er...

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if I could just get cleaned up a bit, have a bite to eat...

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I know we had our run-ins all them years back, but...

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I have changed since then.

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Haven't you?

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Sorry.

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Same old Ian Beale.

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Where you going to go?

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Back to where you found me. Where else am I going to go?

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See you in another 20 years.

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Er, h-hold on. I can rustle you up a sandwich or something.

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But that's it.

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ENGINE STARTS

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Jodie getting married.

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Seems like only yesterday she was asking me for a wedding Barbie.

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I know, and remember how obsessed she was with it?

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I can't give her the day of her dreams, Harry.

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Neither can Darren.

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But you can.

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You seem to be forgetting one minor point -

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-she's not mine.

-I know.

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But you raised her. You loved her like she was your own flesh and blood.

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Cos I didn't know the truth.

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Are you telling me you don't ever think about her?

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You don't miss her?

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I mean, don't you want to be there?

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Be the one to give her away?

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And what about you and me?

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Two weeks ago, you wouldn't even take my calls.

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I know, I know, and I'm sorry about that.

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I'd really like it if we could just put the past behind us.

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Try and be friends.

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One thing you and me never were, darling, was friends.

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I'm willing to give it a go if you are.

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For Jodie's sake.

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SHE SIGHS

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Well, I never thought I'd find myself back in Albert Square.

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I can't believe you're still here.

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Come on.

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-Is that who I think it is?!

-Er, yeah. Come on.

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-Oh, but...

-In, in!

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All right!

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All right, Ian?

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All right, Pat.

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This is Pauline's old place, isn't it?

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Yeah, it was, till she passed away.

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Oh.

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Sorry.

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Is, er... Is Mark still around?

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He died.

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Yep.

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The HIV?

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It was...

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It was a few years ago now, but he got to see the world before he went.

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I was always telling him he should ride that bike further than Walthamstow.

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He was a good mate to me, Mark.

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Always getting me out of trouble.

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Like you at the club, coming to my rescue.

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It was nothing - doesn't matter.

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Sorry for, er, kissing you.

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Knee-jerk thing.

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It's all right. I didn't really mind.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Oh, they'll probably go away.

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LOUD BANGING AT DOOR

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-Look, it's your ex. He must have followed us here.

-What?!

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Look, this isn't your problem.

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-I should just go out there and face him.

-No.

-KNOCKING CONTINUES

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I'm not going to let him hurt you again, OK?

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Just wait here. All right?

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Well, where you going?

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Come on, cheer up. It's still your birthday!

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If the bouncer remembered me, d'you think the dancers will, too?

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They'll remember all right.

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-Thought you were at some strip joint.

-Talked him out of it, didn't I?

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It's his thing, not mine. I think it's degrading to women.

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-Yeah, right.

-Did Tiff get off all right?

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Yeah. The other two are about to start their Harry Potter-thon.

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-Thanks for talking to Shenice. She seems a lot better now.

-Yeah, she does.

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-Alfie, I need some muscle.

-You came to the right man.

-Tyler, I need you. Bring your brother. Come on, quick.

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-Thank you(!)

-You an' all.

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Kat, hold the fort darling.

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-You got to admire her front.

-PATRICK:

-Oh, I'll say.

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What do you think you're doing?!

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Just earning the housekeeping.

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I'll have no part in your ill-gotten gains.

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Suit yourself.

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Whoo!

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Next round's on Rose.

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Your sister has got an amazing gift.

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I'm going to go put some more make-up on now, just in case tonight's the night!

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Meddling with things you don't understand. No good is going to come of it, Rose.

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-I'm only spreading a little happiness.

-I'll drink to that.

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I'll drink to almost anything!

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Oh, what is it they say? Be careful what you wish for.

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Can I, er... Can I help you?

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-You'd better hope so.

-You throw another punch, you WILL regret it.

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You want to throw your weight around, mate, start with me.

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-Just leave it!

-Hold on. Whoa, whoa, stop! Both of you, can we just stop?

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Nice to meet you. I'm Alfie Moon, I run the Queen Vic. We don't want violence.

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Let's sort this out like adults. Can we do that? OK, good.

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Just give me the girl and the money and we can forget we ever met.

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-What girl?

-What money?!

-She doesn't want to be with you any more. Just accept that.

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What you talking about?

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Mandy. She doesn't want to be your girlfriend.

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You mug! She told you she was my bird, and you believed her?

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She's a tart from the club - my club -

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and the only reason I'm after her is cos she robbed me of five grand of cash.

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-You've got a stripper in there? Nice one!

-I don't believe you.

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-ANTHONY: You went back to the club? ALFIE:

-She could be anyone, Ian.

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-I know her.

-ALFIE GROANS

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So she wasn't lying about that, then?

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-I don't think she took your money, OK?

-Why don't you go and ask her?

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Fine!

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Come on, Romeo.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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Mandy?

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She WAS here.

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Ian.

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HE SHOUTS: Where's my money?

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I don't know, all right, mate?

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I have idea where it is, or where she is.

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You'd better hope I find her back at the club.

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Otherwise, you - YOU - will be hearing from me again.

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-You dirty dog, you!

-All right, all right!

-Was it the hot brunette?

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Me and her have got previous, if you get my drift.

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Lads, lads, time out. Go back to the pub. I'll see you there.

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TYLER AND ANTHONY: # Oh, Mandy... #

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-VANESSA:

-Darren.

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I've got a surprise for you.

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Your dad and I have been talking and, er, he wants to pay for your wedding.

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I feel awful about the way we left things, sweetheart.

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Let me make it up to you.

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Thank you.

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Even if you and this Mandy have got history, you don't know nothing about her, mate.

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-She could up to all sorts, couldn't she?

-Yeah, she always was.

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What was I expecting, trying to help a girl who'd just fallen out of a lap-dancing club?

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-What sort of fool am I?

-You're not a fool. You're like the rest of us - red-blooded male.

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Why don't you come over the Queen Vic, drown your sorrows? Come on.

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Nah, I'm all right - not really in the mood.

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Do us a favour though, and, er, keep Bobby overnight?

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-Yeah, yeah, course I will.

-Just in case he turns back up.

-No problem. Talk to you later.

-All right, bud.

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< DOOR CLOSES

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-You two OK?

-Yeah!

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Thank you, thank you, thank you!

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Blimey! You're on a right old sugar rush.

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Now I'm staying here for good, I'm going to put posters in my room!

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Whoo-hoo!

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Hadn't heard from you, so I thought, "If the mountain won't come to Mohammed..."

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Phones out of order, are they?

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Never liked phones. Too impersonal.

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So, fancy going for a drink?

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-Or we could see what's on at the flicks.

-I can't, I've got the kids.

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Besides, why are you assuming I want to spend the evening with you?

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Well, I really enjoy your company, Pat, and...

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well, I had hoped it might...

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develop.

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Oh, dear.

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I come round here with no warning, expecting you to drop everything.

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No wonder you're less than enthusiastic.

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How're you fixed for Friday? I've got two tickets for a skiffle band in Hackney.

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Skiffle? I don't think so.

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SHE SIGHS

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Norman, you're a lovely man.

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It's just that I'm not in the market for a...

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You know. Sorry.

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Right.

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I'll see myself out.

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-It was a misunderstanding. Once I saw her face, I couldn't put it right.

-You'll have to!

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-You know Shenice is better off with us.

-She's Martina's kid. We can't just steal her!

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-I know.

-We know what that feels like, remember?

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Do you know how much work it is looking after an eight-year-old full time? How much it'll cost us?

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I get it, all right. Just leave it with me, yeah?

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Cheers, mate.

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What can I get you, darling?

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Oh, hello!

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Oh, hello, Jean.

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What a lovely surprise.

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-I was thinking about you earlier.

-Were you?

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Not all day, obviously - just in passing.

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-Anyway, how are you?

-Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, yeah.

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Good - the reason I was thinking about you was that I took a lot of photos on Fete and Fortune Day,

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-and you're in loads of them!

-Really?

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Alfie took some nice ones of us two together, actually.

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-I wondered if you'd like to see them some time.

-Yeah, that'd be nice.

-Now?

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-Actually, I'm in a bit of a hurry...

-Later in the week?

-Yeah.

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Thing is, I've told Kat and Alfie that I'd help out in the pub most evenings. How about Friday?

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Friday...

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-Do you like skiffle music?

-Yes! Love it!

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-I've got two tickets for Friday night. If you'd like...

-Lovely!

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Right. I'll bring them along.

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-I'll see you then, then!

-Yeah. Right.

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I'm looking for a girl. Blonde, petite,

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little bit grubby. She works this area.

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What's it worth?

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So, er...

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You're under arrest.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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I still can't believe it, mate. Ian Beale pulling a stripper.

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Worried he's moving in on your territory?

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A stripper. I suppose that's all she is to you, isn't it?

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-Does it ever occur to you she might have a name?

-I didn't have you down as a militant feminist.

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-She's not. We don't like women being objectified.

-Whatified?

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'Scuse me, mate, it's 2011, and, actually, women are equal to men these days.

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All right, so what exactly can you do better?!

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Driving. Why else is Formula One all male?

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You know what? He does have a point.

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And poker. Don't get me wrong, girls can be good, but they lack the killer instinct that makes a player great.

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-That is ridiculous!

-Is it?

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Why don't you prove me wrong?

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-Let's have a game - boys V girls.

-Count me in!

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Nan, you don't play cards.

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-I do a lot of things you don't know about, darlin'.

-THE MEN CHUCKLE

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Me too. I'm a real poker fiend.

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Well, I ain't partaking, cos gambling is a sin.

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I got better things to do with me time.

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How about we have 20 quid stakes, then, yeah?

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A tenner's enough.

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All right, fine. Winner takes half the pot, and we split the rest amongst the groups.

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But if there's four of you and three of us, we'll need another bloke.

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What about you, Mr T? Can you play poker?

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-HE CHUCKLES

-It's like asking Beckham if he can kick a ball.

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-Right, I'm going to go get the cards, then.

-I'm going to go toilet.

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Listen...are you sure about this?

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It's a tenner stake in a pub poker game against girls and grannies.

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Hardly the Blackjack scenes from Rain Man!

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Relax. I'm different now.

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All right.

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-Lauren, I've never played poker. Have you?

-We'll just wing it.

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It's all about bluffing, innit? Besides, my nan and Grandma Dot's sister know what they're doing.

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Is poker very much different from bridge, do you think?

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Can't remember. Last time I played,

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I had a bubble perm and shoulder pads was in.

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Oh.

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Oh!

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I can't believe how much you want to pay for.

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-Harry, there's really no need to take care of EVERYTHING.

-Least I could do.

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I've missed so much already.

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Like the engagement party.

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-I take it you did have one?

-Well, no...

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-Aww. That's a shame.

-We didn't want a fuss.

-Why not?

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I mean, It's a big deal, getting married.

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Just because things didn't work out between me and your mum, it doesn't mean you have to play it down.

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He's right, darling. You should have everything you ever dreamed of.

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-Surely you agree with that, Darren?

-Course.

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My girl deserves the best, and that's what she's going to get from now on.

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I'll open another bottle.

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So, come on - tell me what ideas you've got, then.

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Well, the colour scheme...

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-Why you letting that creep worm his way back in?

-That creep is doing what you couldn't -

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-giving my daughter a wedding day she'll actually WANT to remember.

-I'm still working on it.

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And you're still broke!

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I'm sorry if Harry being back on the scene is a dent to your ego,

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but the only person who really matters here is Jodie.

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-I've only thought as far ahead as a buffet...

->

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-Why're we leaving?

-Too many fish.

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-Got a light?

-Fish?

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In poker, you're either a fish or a shark.

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Fish are novices, and beginner's luck can be very dangerous.

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Catch you out every time.

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Cheap tat.

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Sleight of hand's more my game.

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Whoo-hoo!

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THEY CHUCKLE

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-FAT BOY:

-Need a hand, Whit, you just let know, OK, babe?

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Oi! It's boys versus girls, you muppet. Whit's doing fine.

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All in.

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Ant?

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OK.

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All right. But wait.

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I am parched. It's my round. Give us a hand, bruv.

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-You're in the middle of a game!

-They can sweat it out a bit longer.

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Same again, please, Kat.

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I'll bring them over, darling.

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-What you got?

-Two pair. Why?

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I've got nothing, yeah? Whit - she's bluffing it.

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You've got this. Go all in, we split the winnings, yeah?

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All right, all right, chill out, bruv! Victory is ours!

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So, er...feeling pretty confident, are we, Whit?

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I'm out.

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All right, turn 'em over.

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Whitney's got a pair of nines...

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..against...

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-..a pair of fours. Whitney, you win! Pair of nines.

-Do I?

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-Do I?! I've won!

-Well done, ladies!

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In your faces. She out-bluffed you. You guys are suckers!

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Oh, and I'm taking this.

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About the, er, strip club?

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Lying through his teeth.

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He was gagging to go in. We got turned away.

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Blokes - they just lie and let you down.

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Yeah. Well, I'm definitely off them for the foreseeable, anyway.

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I've laid the groundwork. Watch and learn, pal.

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Watch and learn.

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-I'm just going to stick this outside.

-All right.

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-You really surprised me tonight.

-I did?

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Yeah. The way you were with Jodie.

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Much as she wants this big, lavish do, it means more to her that her dad'll be there on her big day.

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It means a lot to me, too.

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Shame you won't be there to see it.

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-What?

-Oh, didn't I mention?

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I'll do all the stuff I've promised on one condition -

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that you're not at the wedding.

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-Jodie'll never have it.

-You wouldn't have to tell her before. Cry off on the day. Say you've flu.

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Thing is, she needs to get used to you letting her down.

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Cos by the time I'm finished, you won't figure much in my girl's life at all.

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Why are you doing this?

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Cos I can.

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No, you can't. I ain't letting you do this again, Harry - to Jodie or Vanessa.

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What's wrong?

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I'm sorry. Your dad ain't here cos he loves you. He wants to show your mum up.

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-He just told her she can't come to the wedding.

-Is that true?

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I think Darren misheard what I said. Isn't that right, Vanessa?

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I know you was trying to help, but Jodie deserves the truth.

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You're more important to her than him. You should be at the wedding, Vanessa.

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Darren's right, babe. I'm so sorry.

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Sweetheart, they've got it all wrong.

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I've been such an idiot, just like before. How could you do this?

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I think it's time for you to leave, Harry.

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You won't even make it to the altar.

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I don't want you to worry. Jack's raising my commission - I'll have loads more money.

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Hey, see?

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We will get you the wedding you deserve. I promise.

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You sure you don't want a solicitor, Mr Beale? You ARE entitled.

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I don't need a brief. This is clearly a case of wrongful arrest.

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And when you're forced to release me, I'll press charges against both of you!

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I'm an upstanding member of this community. I know your bosses.

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That's as may be, but you still offered my undercover colleague money for sex.

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That's not what happened and she knows it, OK? I was out looking for my friend.

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I believe your exact words were,

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"I'm looking for a girl. Blonde, petite, a bit grubby."

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-You have very specific tastes.

-That's what my friend looks like!

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Just before you were picked up, we had a call from a local club-owner, Paul Ward.

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-Is this man known to you?

-No.

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Only, Mr Ward reported a female employee and a man fitting your description

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who, coincidentally, lives at your address, for stealing £5,000 of his money.

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Do you know anything about this?

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I don't have to answer these questions.

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That is your vehicle, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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And this is you outside the club.

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-It's not how it looks.

-Want to know how it looks to me?

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It looks like you turned up to case the joint,

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then you returned, waited for your girlfriend to steal the money,

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created a diversion and helped her make a swift getaway.

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That's not what happened, all right? I can explain it all.

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Really? Because we searched your car after we brought you in,

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and this is what we found inside.

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-That's not mine. I've never seen it before!

-Mr Beale, if I were you, I would get that solicitor.

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Back in a minute, kitten. Be good.

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Martina. Hello, darlin'. It's Alfie.

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FRONT DOOR CLOSES

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MANDY: Hi.

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-How the hell did you get in?!

-Well, I... I never left.

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I, er... I hid upstairs when I heard the farackus. I came back down and you were gone.

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Have you any idea how much trouble you've got me in?! I got nicked for handling your stolen goods.

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YOUR stolen goods!

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No, that money was rightfully mine.

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I only left it in your car to keep it safe. I can't believe you let the police take it!

0:26:160:26:20

-I didn't. They searched my car cos they nicked me for kerb-crawling!

-You're still kerb-crawling?

-No!

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I came looking for you!

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Yeah, well, I'm a stripper, Ian, not a hooker!

0:26:280:26:31

You know what, Mandy? I don't care what you are, all right? Just get out of here.

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-Without that money, I have nowhere TO go.

-Well, it's not my problem.

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Look...maybe I can talk to Paul,

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-do a deal, get him to drop the charges.

-Yes, Paul...

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He's not actually your boyfriend, is he? He's the club boss. What else have you lied about?

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Nothing, I swear!

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Know what, Mandy? You haven't changed.

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You always were a cheap little slapper,

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so just crawl back into the gutter you came from.

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What I said earlier, about you being like Mark? I take it back.

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Like I care.

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He never wasted a day of his life.

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But you? You're still in the same place you grew up, in a house full of ghosts,

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STILL hanging out in seedy bars cos you can't get a real woman.

0:27:170:27:21

-I don't have to listen to this. Go on, out!

-I wish YOU was dead instead of Mark.

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You might as well be!

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Mandy...

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Bus fare.

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-That one's nice.

-It's gorgeous.

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Darren, what's the new limit on the dress?

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Money's no object. Choose what you like.

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-PHONE RINGS

-There you go.

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Just going to get this.

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Darren's right, you know. There's no-one I want at the wedding more than you.

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Except the groom, obviously!

0:28:060:28:09

This rise in commission. How much more are we talking?

0:28:090:28:12

Two per cent?! I thought it was going to be a little bit...

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No, no. Jack! Course I'm grateful.

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Oh, good, you're still here.

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Listen...

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I was thinking about what you said.

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And you're right.

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So...?

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What exactly is it you want, Ian?

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I've got a spare room, OK? So, if you need somewhere...

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..I'd like you to stay.

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