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All right, champ! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
What d'you fancy doing today? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
You can't keep this silent treatment up. You're going to have to talk to me at some point. | 0:00:55 | 0:01:01 | |
'We've a team of researchers here in the park, tracking the elephants and letting me know what's going on.' | 0:01:05 | 0:01:10 | |
-Remind me why we're going to the pub at alki-o'clock? -Cos I want to get a swift one in before we open up. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:20 | |
-Take the edge off. -Still don't see why we got to work today. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
Thought I was the slacker in the family, not you. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
We've worked bank holidays before. What's so special about this one? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:31 | |
Nothing. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
Here we go... one for you, one for you... | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
# Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, | 0:01:44 | 0:01:51 | |
-# Happy Birthday dear Anthony... # -All together! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
# ..Happy Birthday to you! # | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
-There you go. Bet you thought we'd forgot, didn't you? -Course I didn't. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
-Cheers, Alfie. -Twenty-five! I remember being that age. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
-You got so much to look forward to. -Yeah. And you could still knock back the booze without a raging hangover. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:10 | |
Which is why our real plan for the day is a beer-fest in here... | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
followed by a special birthday surprise. Why are you worried? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
Cos I know what your special surprises are like! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
-Line your stomach with this, then. -Cheers, Kat. -Shenice helped me make it. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
Where is she? She was here a minute ago. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Here Birthday boy, come and blow it out, make a wish. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
DIALLING THEN ANSWERING MACHINE CLICKS ON | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
'Hello, this is the Moon family. Leave a message. We'll call you back. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
Morning, lads. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
# Happy Birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear Anthony... # | 0:02:46 | 0:02:53 | |
'How can you be 25 and I haven't aged a day? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
'I'm sorry I can't be there. Have a good one, son.' | 0:02:56 | 0:03:01 | |
Son... | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
'Messages deleted.' | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Bet you can't wait to get back to the Spanish weather. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
You won't get any summer colds over there! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Had a good time, though, didn't we? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
I'll miss you and Alfie. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Can't spend your last day cooped up in here. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
How about we... go for a picnic? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
We could invite Tiff and Bobby. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Let's go downstairs and have cake with the boys. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
It's getting more homely, don't you think? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
-What's that smell? -It's the fish from the shop. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Lovely. You ready, then? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
You sure you still want to come? I mean, after... | 0:03:57 | 0:04:02 | |
Look, just cos it's not going to be a double wedding any more | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
-don't mean I can't be involved in my daughter's big day. -Really? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:11 | |
Really. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
-I wish you could come. -More time I spend at work, more money we'll have in the bank. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
He's right, and there'll be other wedding shows. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
I doubt they'll all have the theme "brides on a budget". | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
Still, can't all be Kate and Wills, can we? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
-Whatever we do, I know it'll be special. -See you later. -See you later. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
-Were the police asking questions about Ryan again? -Yeah. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
They're just worried. Cos he had to go away. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
For a while, like Mum and Dad? Or forever? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Well, I know that he's out there somewhere, and that he's safe. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:07 | |
But he can't come back to London. For a little while anyway. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
That's why you've been upset? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
-Mm. -You've still got me. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
I know. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
You go upstairs and get ready for Shenice, OK? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
What you been saying to Ryan? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
-I haven't heard from him in days, and I know it's down to you! -You don't know anything. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:39 | |
I know that we were fine before you stuck your nose in! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
-What have you been saying to him to put him off me? -Nothing. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
This is nothing to do with you. It's all down to me. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
-Don't want to go. -Shenice is going back to Spain tomorrow, isn't she? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
-Don't want to go with YOU! I want to go with Mum. -Mum can't have you, so tough! Bobby! | 0:05:56 | 0:06:02 | |
All right, Bobby? Come here, mate. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Bobby... Bobby! You listen to me, you are going to that picnic. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:09 | |
-I don't want to go with you! -Whoa, hold on. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Your dad's going to no picnic. He's going to have a drink in the bar with the lads. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:16 | |
Ant's birthday, more the merrier, eh? And you, young man, go upstairs with Shenice and Kat. Good boy. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:22 | |
Have you or Mo said anything to anyone about...? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Course not! Schtum, innit? Come and have a laugh with the lads. Love to see you. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
-Kat'll keep an eye on Bobby. Come on. -I'd rather stay at home. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
Here, I done you some breakfast. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
I had my breakfast at the appropriate time. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
And I ain't partial to fry-ups. Gives me heartburn. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
-My Andrew loves a morning fry-up. -That'll account for his size. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
You eat it, stop it going to waste. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
Food don't come cheap these days. And that reminds me, you'd better get a job, start paying your way. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:58 | |
Cos I can't be worrying about bills. Dr Khan said I mustn't be put under stress on account of me migraines. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:05 | |
Oh, I was doing a wash, so I done your smalls. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
"Small" being an overstatement. And I done some of your dresses. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
-Unless you intend to hang around in that thing all day? -I love my kimono! Comes from Japan. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:15 | |
Fancy yourself as a geisha girl, do you? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
Out me way. What a mess. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
Morning, ladies. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
-What do you think of my kimono, Arthur? -Yeah, it's nice. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Oh, my days, I overslept! I'm s'posed to be working with Darren on the car lot. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:30 | |
Ain't you got time to have a few words with Whitney? She needs her friends at the moment. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:36 | |
I'll try and see her after work. Kinda thought she wanted her own space right now. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
I shouldn't have thought so, Arthur. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Great strapping lad like you - you can't go to work on an empty stomach. Here, I've done you a breakfast. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:49 | |
Don't see you in here very often. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Just fancied something quick and easy. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
I suppose you don't do ready meals, being in the catering trade. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
My Stace calls them No Mates Meals. On account of, you tend to... | 0:08:22 | 0:08:27 | |
I'm told the toad in the hole's very good. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
How could he just go without a word? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
I know we hadn't been going out that long, but I thought we had a real connection. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
-You hardly know him, Lauren! -You wouldn't understand. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
No. Cos I've never had that with anyone, have I? Except for Billie, and he's dead! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:54 | |
-Yeah, and everyone else has been a user, or a liar, or just plain twisted up here. -OK, Whitney. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:59 | |
I'm sick of your whining! Last week you said it's all about you. Who's it about now, Lauren? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:04 | |
Who's doing that now, eh? Have you even thought about how I might feel? In the last few days? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:09 | |
I've lost my brother! And how I feel so sad about Rob, after everything he did to me. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:16 | |
And I don't even know why! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
Sorry. I didn't think. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Just go... just go. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
I thought we'd go to the Vic for a drink. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
I've got more important things to do with my time. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
I promised Jim I'd make him a batch of fancies. That is, if I can find my cake tins. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:55 | |
You ain't shifted things around, have you? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
-Cos you know I don't like no-one fiddling with my drawers. -No change there, then. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:04 | |
-I'll go on my own then, shall I? -What? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
-I'll go on my own then, shall I? -Yes, if you like. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
Oh. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
Listen, sweetheart, I don't want you out all day cos you've got duties to do. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
-Paddy's not here today and them glasses are not going to pick up themselves. -Oi, you. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
What'd your last slave die of? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
-I don't mind. -Thank you. See, you don't mind. Good girl. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
I'm glad you changed your mind, mate. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-Like you said, it's good to be amongst friends. -Shouldn't you be wearing black? -Kat! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
-Mate, I didn't say nothing. It was her. -If it ain't Hugh Hefner! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
Except Hugh Hefner doesn't have to claim his wife's dead to pull the birds. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:55 | |
-And he's twice your age! -Kat! -Who else you told? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
Hello again. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Listen, Ian, mate, it'll be old news by tomorrow. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:05 | |
Look, who cares? Things can't get any worse. You going to come over and join us for a drink? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
I'd love to, but I've got to keep a straight head to sort the picnic out. The lads'll look after you! | 0:11:09 | 0:11:15 | |
-You know the boys, don't you? -Barely. -They're the Moons. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
-They'll be all right. Ant, Ty, got room for one more? -Yeah, s'pose. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
Want a cushion for that chair, Granddad? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
-Why was Mo calling you Hugh Hefner? -THEY LAUGH | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
I hate bank holidays. All this enforced jollity. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
You're a hard woman you know, Cora Cross. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
-I'll pop over and see my old friend, Dot. -Patrick Trueman, you are going nowhere. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:52 | |
Now put your hand in your pocket. It's your round. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
-Patrick? Patrick Trueman? -Yes? | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
Dot has told me SO much about you. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
-I'm her little sister, Rose. -I didn't know that Dot had a sister. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
She didn't mention me to you? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
Um... | 0:12:12 | 0:12:13 | |
Oh, Rose! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Yes, I remember now. She did mention it. Can I get you a drink, my dear? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:21 | |
I'll have a gin and it, please. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Very exotic. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
I'm Cora. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
And I've got your number. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
-The cars are all done. -Right. Well, sure we can find you something else to do. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:42 | |
-Or you could give me the rest of the day off. -I need you here! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:47 | |
Well, I will need you here, you know. It's going to get busy. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
I put a special promotion online this morning. The punters are going to be flocking any second. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:56 | |
Darren, mate, bruv... it's gone three o'clock, man! | 0:12:56 | 0:13:01 | |
If anyone was going to come, they would have come already. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
-Go on. -Good times, brother! -See you later. -Later on. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:10 | |
Oi, come on. Are you two going to be like this all day? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
-He started it. -She did! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
You're meant to be here for Shenice, not wind each other up. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Whatever the problem is, for today, just forget about it. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
-Tiff, you seen Whit? -Yeah, Grandma Dot's with her. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
When you come to stay, after you went away and there was all that trouble... | 0:13:41 | 0:13:46 | |
you was very quiet then. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Sorry. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
You don't have to apologise. People don't have to talk all the time. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
My sister, Rose, she's never stopped since she got here - chatter chatter chatter. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
It's brought back me migraines. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
So they want me to go to this counselling place. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
-They reckon it's for people like me. "Victims". -People like labels. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:11 | |
Makes life easier for 'em, put people into boxes, give it a name. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:15 | |
But there's more to you than that, Whitney. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
You have to have strength to move on and focus on the good things. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:23 | |
And you have got good things in your life... you've got your family. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
-Ryan. Probably won't see him again. -Oh, you will. Look at Rose... | 0:14:27 | 0:14:34 | |
I never thought I'd see her again. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
There she is, large as life, more's the pity. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
Can't wait to meet her. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
She's down the pub. Some things, they never change. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:47 | |
But I suppose I could pop in if you wanted to meet her? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
Well, thing is, Dot... with the police going round and that... I think there'll be talk. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:58 | |
Let 'em. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
Be strong, remember? Say it to yourself. I am strong. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:06 | |
I'll go and let you get ready. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
No need to get up, I'll see myself out. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
I'll see you later. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
All right, see you. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:22 | 0:15:23 | |
Here he is, the birthday boy! | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
All right, lads. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:28 | |
Where's the old man? | 0:15:31 | 0:15:32 | |
I think he's seeing his secret bird again. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
He's at that antiques fair. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Been going every August bank holiday for years. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Hold on, you're telling me that junk in Moon & Sons comes from actual antiques dealers? | 0:15:39 | 0:15:44 | |
Couldn't he give it a swerve though, it is your birthday? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
I ain't bothered. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Did he get you a present, make up for it or something? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
-Sore point, don't go there, mate. -Nothing yet. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Dearie me, well, that is for you, baby brother. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:59 | |
Cheers, Michael. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Fats, come join the party, mate. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
Better get cracking, only five years left! | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
-Whitney not with you, no? -Nah. Why d'you ask? | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Ain't seen her for a few days, that's all. What you drinking then? | 0:16:12 | 0:16:17 | |
We won't have to scrimp that much. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
-I know. -I'm just going to look at these at home. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
-Want me to come with you? -No, you finish your drink. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
-Hello. -I need another payment. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
Hmm. No. You get paid the rest on completion, as agreed. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
I can't wait that long. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
Then I suggest you try harder. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
You need to be cosying up to him a bit, what you doing? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
You don't even know where he is, do you? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
Where is he? See, you don't know. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
You want more money - earn it. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
I need to see you. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
-Cheers. -Happy birthday, brother. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
Mate! Three more, please. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
Dot, Dot! Come here! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
Is that her? She's made friends, anyway. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
Dot, this is Patrick. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
Well, I'm well aware of that, seeing as he's Jim's best friend. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
-I thought Dot told you about me? -And this is Cora. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
You was at my Tanya's wedding. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
You're married to Max's father, right? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
That is correct. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
And I believe you're Tanya's mother. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Yeah. I suppose that means we were family once. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Yes. I suppose it does, in a sort of a way. If you'll excuse me. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:29 | |
Alfie, could I have a tomato juice. Whitney, what do you want? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:34 | |
I think I'll leave you to it, Dot. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
I can't believe they're sisters. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
They're sisters all right. She's Baby Jane, and she's Blanche. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
All they need is a wheelchair. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Your sister's a bit of a live-wire ain't she, eh, Dot? | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
Half-sister. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:53 | |
I suppose that is one way of putting it. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
Thank you, sweetheart. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
You going to fill me in on the locals? | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
If you knew me better, you would know that I ain't one to gossip. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
Of course. Do forgive me. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
Mind you, his auntie by marriage, Jean, she's got an illness. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:12 | |
Passed down through the family. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
Once you get started on the Slaters, you don't know where to stop. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:19 | |
It ain't your fault, you know? Ryan leaving like that. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
You're a lot stronger than you think, Whitney Dean. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
Hi. Fats, can you give us a minute? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:33 | |
Yeah, no worries. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Look, I came to say I'm sorry. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
-How big of you. -I was well out of order before. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
I'm in shock, I'm not thinking straight. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
We're still mates, aren't we? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
Bungee jumping. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:51 | |
Yep, done that. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
No way. You can't have all done a bungee jump as well? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
Bungee jumping, best fun I've ever had with my pants on! | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
MEN CHEER | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Come on, you must've done one! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
I'm sorry, lads, there is more to life | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
than fast cars and dangling off some giant elastic band. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
This is true. There are women! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
-Yes. -Which is why, as a special birthday treat to Anthony, | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
we are going to a... | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
-..lap dancing club! -No. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:19 | |
-Not after what happened last time. -What happened? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
-Nothing happened last time! Did it? -I'm up for it. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
Oh, well... I was thinking family only. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:30 | |
Alfie coming? | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
He reckons he's gotta stay here for Shenice. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
-He'll be all right. Try him again. -Yeah? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
Oh dear, it's all a bit pony, isn't it? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
If you don't want to go, put your foot down. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
Yeah. Maybe I should. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
All right, Whitney? Not until we've had a little chat. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
You'll come, won't you Fats? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
-I don't know, you know, bruv. -Thought it was family only? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
None of us are going, all right! | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Half the tubes are down for engineering and a cab'll cost us a fortune. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
-I could drive! -There you go, we've got a chauffeur. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:19 | |
I'm still part of the party, aren't I? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
Yes, all right. Got to get your kicks somehow, Hef. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
Come on, bruv, it's been ages since we had a proper night out. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
All right. Go on then. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:29 | |
Yes, good boy. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
I was hoping for a friendlier welcome. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
Just tell me what you want. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
I've had the Old Bill sniffing round, | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
asking questions about my recently deceased mate. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
-So? -So I'd rather you left my name out | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
-of any future chats you have with them. -Get your hand off me. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:47 | |
-Or you'll what? -I said, get your hand off me! | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
-You all right, Whit? -Go on, get out. And you never come back in here. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:54 | |
Cos I swear, I'll tell 'em every disgusting, dirty little detail. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
D'you understand me? | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
It's cool, bruv, I got this one. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
Leave it, yeah. It's not your fight, is it? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
He's right. Save it for the ring. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
-Who was that? -Lee. Rob's mate. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
-What? -No. I know you got my back. OK? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:18 | |
See, I told you you was stronger than you looked. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
Come on, let's get a drink. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
Fats! You ready for some lap-action? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
-We're off to the club, mate! -Lap dancing? | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
No, Whit... | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Ty, I don't know if this is going to happen. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
You ain't bottling out on me, are you? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
Me? Nah, course not, course not man! Let's do it, let's do it! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
Here, have a dance on me. Have fun. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
-Cheers, mate. -Come on, boy. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
Fatboy, let me take you through Tyler's Laws Of The Lap. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
Number one, sit on your hands at all times. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
Naughty. Number two... | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
-Where you all off to, somewhere nice? -Just a club. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:06 | |
-Sort of... theatrical dancing. -Oooh! How lovely. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
-Yeah. We'll see you later, Mrs B. -Enjoy yourselves. -Will do. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:16 | |
-D'you want to go home? -No. I'm fine. I just need a bit of fresh air. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:25 | |
-That Lee. He seemed all right the other week. -I know, tell me about it. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
I didn't think about how they all treated you, Whitney. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
I should have been there more, instead of mooning over Ryan. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:36 | |
-He's fine. I'm fine. -But are you? | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
I will be. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
-What's the hold up? -I'm a bit short. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
You can pay me back. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
-Jean, I can smell burning. -So can I. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
I see a dark cloud lifting. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
Sorry, are you talking to me? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
An illness? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
It's better. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Not cured, but better. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
Oh, my. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Your children, they will return. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
-You have two right? -Yes. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
-What do you suppose she's up to now? -Earning her keep. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
I think I underestimated your sister. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
Number 24, don't ask for champagne. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
In fact, don't even ask for fizzy water. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
No Champagne. No water... Why? | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Number 25, it ain't a fairytale in there, mate. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
There are no happy endings. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
And those, my friend, are Tyler Moon's Laws Of The Lap. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
-Right, let the dog see the rabbit. -Yeah. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
-Let's go and watch girls... -What? -..stripping. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
-You've perked up. -Well, it's been a while since our last bender. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:08 | |
Plus, it's me and you. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
Come on. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
-You definitely ain't coming in. Not after last time. -Come on, mate! | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
-Seriously? -Nah, just leave it, Ty. -The rest of us can still go in though? | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
Didn't you hear rule 16? Never leave your wing-man! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
Cheers, bruv. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
Mate, you know what, I... | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
-I am gutted. -Fats, sorry, mate. Another time, yeah? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:33 | |
Well, maybe, d'you know what I mean, like? | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
So how's it going? | 0:25:54 | 0:25:55 | |
She's a bit more quieter than usual. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
I think she's putting a brave face on. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
Reminds me of someone I know. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
Can you have a word? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
-And say what? -I dunno. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Tell her she can still come and visit, that we won't forget her. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
Please, Alfie, you're better at this stuff than I am. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
-All right. -Go back to the pub, hold the fort, yeah. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
Hey you lot, give me five on the high! | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
Five on the low, five on the side, you're too slow! | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Kitten, come here, I want to chat with you. Shenice come here. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
Just want to say, right, me and Kat both feel the same way, | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
we've absolutely loved you being with us here this last month. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
-Why does she have to go then? -Cos she needs to be with her mum. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
Not everyone lives with their mum. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
Nana Pat and Grandma Carol look after us and we don't mind. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
Though Grandma Carol won't make nuggets as much as mum. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
Not quite the same though is it, eh, Tiff? | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
What if I want to live here more than I want to live with my mum? | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
Shenice, you know sweetheart, I'd love you to live here, but.... | 0:26:56 | 0:27:00 | |
-So let her stay then! -What? | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
-Please, Alfie! -Please, please, please! | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
All right, let me see what I can do. CHILDREN SCREAM | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
I still reckon we should have gone to another club. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
You've been chucked out of every other one. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
-I'm offski. -See you later. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
Say hello to your dad for me, if he bothers to show. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
-Thanks for the lift, Ian. -Yeah, laters. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
-So whose round is it? -Yours. -What? | 0:27:29 | 0:27:33 | |
Hi. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:53 | |
-Come here! -You're joking! | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
We can do this the easy way or the hard way. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:22 | |
Your choice, darlin'! Sorry, mate, don't mind us. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
-One last chance. -Ian? | 0:28:25 | 0:28:28 | |
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-Mandy?! -Is she with you? | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
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