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08/09/2011

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It was weird. They just... It's crazy.

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It's nice, though.

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-Got to have a bit of attention once in a while, ain't you?

-Why not?

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Let's go and have a cup of tea.

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-And you actually spoke to Qadim?

-Yes. I wasn't exactly well received.

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But we talked things through. And I'd expect Amira to be in touch very soon.

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Really?

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Oh, come on, that's great, isn't it?

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What have I missed?

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Yusef went to see Qadim for us.

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-And it sounds like he might have actually got somewhere.

-Which is great, isn't it?

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Yes, that's great.

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Right, well, I'd better get back to work.

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Zainab.

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BABY GURGLES

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I read that if you stand at the bottom of a well and look up, yeah,

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-you can actually see the stars, even in daylight.

-No way!

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-Yes, way.

-We should try it.

-We need to find a well first, don't we, bruv.

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You know, sometimes I wonder if you two actually sprung from my loins.

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-Did our father actually just talk about his loins?

-I think he did.

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THEY LAUGH

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-All right, ladies?

-Hey.

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-Mind if I join you?

-Pull up a chair. Join the celebration.

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-Tyler's been confirmed as the missing link, has he?

-Very funny(!)

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Actually, we're celebrating ripping off little old ladies.

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-Oi, oi? Keep your voice down, will you?

-Oh, yeah?

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What you been up to?

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Let's just say a little bit of gold landed in our lap,

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-courtesy of Dot's new lodger.

-Right, there we go. Three specials.

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Cheers, ta.

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Oh, and the same for Michael.

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Yes, sir. Food to your liking, sir?

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Between you and me, I don't come here for the food.

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-Oh, is that right?

-Yes. I've got a bit of a thing for one of the staff.

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-Lame!

-Shame. Marie's already spoken for.

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You got owned! Sorry.

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Shut up and eat your lunch,

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otherwise I'll start talking about my loins again.

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Right, here you go. Take that, and, yeah, I'm sure you'll be very happy.

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All right, drive safe. Take care.

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Yusef.

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I thought I told you not to interfere in my family business.

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I'm sorry, I thought it was great news.

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If I acted out of turn, I apologise.

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And I didn't want you to find out like that.

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-Didn't want me to find out at all!

-I know you don't like it.

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Nor do I. But if Syed and Christian want to get married, there's nothing you can do.

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Syed's happiness is all that matters.

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So I would very much appreciate it if you would stay out of matters that don't concern you.

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Are you sure you're entitled to such a long dinner break on your first day?

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Oh, yes, Dr Khan is very, very easy going.

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Well, don't you go taking advantage of his good nature. Remember, you're only temporary.

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-You've changed your tune.

-I may not be happy about you working there, but we need every penny we can get.

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I wish I could help more. I've got nothing left to sell.

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Let me buy you lunch, ladies.

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-How charming of you.

-It can't be easy, living off a pension.

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Still, at least you got the money from Dad. Keep you going for a bit.

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200 quid? You've got to be joking, haven't you?

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Really?

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Oh, I heard they were worth a lot more than that.

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But I don't know. I mean, I don't get involved in Dad's business. Beginner.

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PUMP SPLUTTERS

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-What you doing down?

-What's it look like? Working.

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-Yeah, I know, but you're supposed to be...

-No fuss, Alfie.

-Kat, listen...

-Alfie.

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The barrel needs changing and we need some more mixers, OK?

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Yes, love, what can I get you?

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A pint, please.

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Do you think Dr Khan will be all right

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with you using your work computer for your personal purposes?

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Yes. It'll be fine.

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-There!

-Oh!

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There's my candlesticks.

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1,000 quid?!

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God!

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I think we should pay Mr Moon a little visit.

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-Going somewhere, Mrs Cotton?

-No, just seeing these ladies out.

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I think we're better off without her.

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One smile and her legs turn to jelly.

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Oh, Dr Khan, I replied to that drinks invitation you had for tomorrow afternoon.

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I thought I told you not to bother.

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I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood.

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And I put you down for a plus one

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in case you wanted to take someone along.

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Why would you go to Yusef for help?

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I didn't. He went to see Qadim off his own bat.

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That's what he does! He ingratiates himself.

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He worms his way in.

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Makes people indebted to him.

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-Why didn't you come to me? I'm still your father.

-I know. I'm sorry.

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Amira was like a daughter to me.

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I'm no happier about Yusef getting involved than you are.

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But if it gets results, then that's all that matters.

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-Oh, looks like trouble.

-Fiver on the old biddies.

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Mr Moon?

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Good afternoon, ladies, what can I do for you?

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You can cut the flannel for a start.

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You know why we're here. Your boy ripped me off.

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-I gave you a good...

-I'm talking to the organ grinder, not the monkey.

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What my friend means is that there has been a little misunderstanding.

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The little misunderstanding being you ripped me off.

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There's obviously been a misunderstanding. We're a reputable business.

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We checked the price on the Internet.

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Those candlesticks are worth a grand.

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So if you know what's good for you, you'll give me what you owe me.

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And don't think I'm scared of Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dumber there.

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There's no need for that sort of talking, Cora.

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I'm sure that Mr Moon here will rectify his mistake.

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Well, you've put me in a very difficult position, ladies.

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I'd like to help, I really would. But, as they say... "Buyer Beware".

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You'd better beware unless you put this right.

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I tell you what, I'll give you 200 quid extra...

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as a gesture of goodwill.

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I want what I'm owed.

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Right, 300.

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Now, that's my final offer.

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Take it or leave it.

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-They're worth a lot more.

-Maybe they are. If I can find a buyer.

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But I'd say that 500 is a fair price.

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-Pleasure doing business with you, ladies.

-You are a highly disreputable man.

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Don't think you've heard the last of this.

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Oh, come on, Cora, it's over now.

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Let us not stoop to their level.

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I think that worked out quite well, considering.

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I don't know what site they're looking at,

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but those candlesticks are worth eight grand a pair!

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Yes.

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PHONE RINGS

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Phone? Phone?

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Ah.

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Yes, hello.

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Amira.

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All right, ladies?

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-Ripped off any old biddies lately?

-You just missed the fireworks.

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Yeah, Dot and her pit bull wanted more cash. Blasted Internet.

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"You are a highly disreputable man."

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-What happened then?

-He sent them packing, didn't he?

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Yeah, and a few quid in their pocket to keep them quiet.

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Yeah, so we can all sleep easy now.

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Such a bleeding heart.

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With the money we make from that sale,

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we'll be able to pay off our creditors.

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So, yeah, I'll sleep very well, thank you.

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I didn't know we had any creditors!

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Just one of life's little realities that I protect you from.

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Come on, Tyler, let's load up.

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Good boy.

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Ignore him.

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Be good to have some extra cash floating around next week.

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Tyler's fine.

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Michael, honestly, do you really think he's up to it?

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Golden Boy? Yeah, course.

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Don't tell anyone, but just to make sure, I've set him up with a right mug.

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Anyone with a bit of extra cash, a bit of insider knowledge will make a killing.

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Don't tell anyone, though. Keep it between us.

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And Yusef has no right getting involved.

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I agree, OK. And I made sure that he understood that.

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And you haven't heard anything from Amira?

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No.

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But if I did, if she were to get in contact, then...

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..think there's a hope that there might be some kind of reconciliation?

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I think that ship has sailed, Zee.

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Yeah. Of course.

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But you know, I don't want to see Syed getting hurt again.

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What are you saying?

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If Amira were to make contact, then is it the right thing to do to pass on her details to Syed?

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Well, yes. Of course. If that's what Syed wants.

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-And we want to make Syed happy, right?

-Yes.

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And then there's Amira. I mean, she's the innocent party in all of this.

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She should be free to move on with her life, shouldn't she?

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Yeah. Just ignore me. I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.

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It's just...

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..there's so much going on and it came as such a shock to me, you know.

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Zee.

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I could go and see Qadim if you like.

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Save you having to go through all of this.

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No.

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I can cope.

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So it's 1900, silver, with a 15-jewel escapement movement.

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-You know your stuff.

-It was Harry's pride and joy.

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He used to bang on about it.

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The movement's knackered, though.

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That was Harry all over.

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-I reckon it's worth a few hundred to the right buyer.

-So that's where I come in.

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I thought with your contacts...

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All right. Well, leave it with me. I'll see if I can get it working.

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I'm sure we can come a mutually beneficial arrangement.

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Ooh. I like the sound of that.

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Tell you what, why don't you let me take you for a drink and we can discuss terms.

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What would Carol say about that?

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Well, I wasn't planning on inviting her.

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Come on, it's just a drink.

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-Or do you have to get Carol's permission to go out for a drink with a pal these days?

-No.

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Maybe another time.

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Sure.

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-And I'll let you know about the watch.

-Thank you.

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-Yep?

-I've got no more clients, so I'm going to head off.

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Right.

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-Everything all right?

-Yeah, yeah. Great.

-Yeah, great. Great. Great.

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You are all right with me being here?

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Yeah, yeah, course. Yeah, whatever Jack says, goes.

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I dunno, just maybe...

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Just try and fit in a bit.

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Don't worry, love, I'll turn the camp dial down to a ten.

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-Ta ra.

-See you later.

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Camp dial...

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..that's funny.

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Ray. Hello, mate. Michael Moon.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, not bad, not bad. I need ring girls for next Tuesday.

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Actually, Ray, can I call you back?

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Something's come up.

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Shut the door.

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That does not look like the face of someone with good news.

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Your father is one tough nut to crack.

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That's not news I want to hear. Maybe I should find someone who's up to it.

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I'm up to the job. It just might take a little longer than I thought.

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-We don't have time.

-You can't rush it!

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Look, I need Carol to dump him next week.

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You need to up your game, lady.

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Next week?

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Next Tuesday.

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Tuesday...

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..to be precise. Otherwise you don't get paid.

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Oh, and Jodie, she gets married in a dress from a boot sale.

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Why Tuesday?

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I don't like Mondays.

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So you need to get back out there, don't you?

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And do what I'm paying you to do.

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Oh, and I'll be docking you for that watch an' all.

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Hey, here he is.

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-Looking good, champ. Looking good.

-Yeah?

-Show us your guns.

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Boom!

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-Thought I'd get some training in.

-Yeah, good man.

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-Got to get in shape for the big day, right?

-Good man.

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-Yeah, you're going to walk it.

-Yeah, we've got like four days left.

-You will be brilliant.

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Listen, Mike.

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You sure I'm ready for this?

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Yeah. Course.

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-The other geezer don't stand a chance, Ty.

-Yeah?

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-MOBILE BEEPS

-Come on, get in the game. Get in the game.

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Excuse me, I've got to take this.

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'Dr Kahn, your next patient is here.'

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Send them through.

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-All right, what you doing here?

-Getting my tickets for Tuesday.

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-Ah.

-All set for the big day?

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Yep, the other bloke don't stand a chance.

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-How come your name's not on here?

-Weren't important enough to make a billing.

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-It's only my second fight, innit?

-Oh, right.

-Yeah.

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-Dad wouldn't approve. Thinks I'm too hot-headed to be good.

-But Michael thinks otherwise?

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Yeah. Yeah, he's been great.

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He's fast-tracking my training. Pushing me and all that.

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He said after I win this one, we can get some proper fights.

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"Proper"?

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Like, licensed and that.

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-Great.

-You won't say anything to Dad, will you?

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No. Course not.

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-He has enough problems with his business and all that.

-Sure.

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Thanks, Vanessa.

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-You're a dark horse, ain't you?

-I shouldn't have said anything.

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-Don't worry, your secret's safe. And congratulations.

-Thanks, darling.

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-Congratulations? What are we celebrating?

-None of your business.

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No, it's all right. Don't expect you to keep secrets from Alfie. Me and Sy, getting hitched.

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Shut up! That's great news! It needs announcing.

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Ladies and gentlemen... Ow. What do you do that for?

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-It's supposed to be a secret.

-Sorry, mate, schtum.

-Lummox.

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No, it's just we've got to get a few things sorted, you know. Like Sy's divorce.

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-Just a minor problem then(!)

-Yeah.

-Yeah, I'm sure you'll sort it out.

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You know, love conquers all. If you want to take a break and put your feet up...

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I'd make sure I checked the paperwork if I were you.

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Alfie tried to pull the "I'm divorced" stroke on me when we got married.

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-No way!

-Well, I was, technically, a little bit married, I suppose.

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He got a fake registrar. Fake snow.

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In fact, everything was fake.

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No, no, sweetheart, not everything was fake.

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You know, I should even probably get my ring checked over, make sure that's not fake and all.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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-I wanted to apologise for earlier.

-There's really no need.

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And also to hold out an olive branch.

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Come in.

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Please.

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I was wondering if you'd like to accompany me to a function tomorrow afternoon?

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It's a tedious medical drinks thing and I'm committed to a "plus one"

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and you'd be saving me from having to take my septuagenarian receptionist.

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That sounds very interesting.

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Why don't we go into the kitchen and we can discuss it over a cup of tea.

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She called earlier.

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I'm sorry. This is all my fault.

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I was thinking of destroying it.

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I suppose you think I'm awful.

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Awful? No.

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Confused? Yes.

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I suppose you think that Masood's right, as well.

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That I should tell Syed about this.

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-Masood knows about this?

-Not that Amira got in contact, no.

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I see.

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So what are you going to do?

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Er...I agree with Masood, you know, it's the right thing to do.

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Syed is our son, after all.

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He deserves to be happy, but...

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But?

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But...

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..if I tell him...

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then the wedding...

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that could go ahead.

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Then don't tell him.

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-What?

-Maybe I was wrong for interfering. Maybe you were right.

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Maybe this is what's best for Syed.

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And if you believe it's the right thing to do for your family, then...

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-And you wouldn't tell anyone?

-No-one need ever know.

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I could probably do a deal on the catering. I've got a great idea,

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how about I get two of those plastic bridegrooms and stick them on the cake?

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Which part of "no fuss" do you not understand?

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I know, but sometimes, people say one thing when they really mean another, don't they?

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You know, Alfie, that is really sweet of you.

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Once everything is sorted out, you'll be the first to know.

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-See? Master of knowing what people are thinking.

-Is that right?

-It's a gift.

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So what am I thinking?

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-I don't know, I've used up all my powers for the day.

-What a surprise.

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No, OK, I can do this.

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OK. Make your mind go blank. That was quick.

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Get on with it!

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All right. You're thinking... Oh, I can't say that, you saucy mare,

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not in public. What's the matter with you?

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What am I really thinking? Concentrate really hard.

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OK, all right.

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You're thinking your husband is the best husband in the whole wide world.

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See, I told you he was a fake.

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No, I tell you what, I'm getting...

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Ooh, all the powers are coming back to me all of a sudden...

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I know what you're thinking.

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You're thinking your husband is an inconsiderate fool, who's always putting his foot in it.

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Even though he doesn't mean to.

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And it ain't enough he knows he's really hurt you.

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But deep down... he knows you'll forgive him.

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Because you know how much he loves you.

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And that you love him, too.

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Blimey.

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Looks like Nan's got competition after all!

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Skiving off early?

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I wish. Just off to get more stock.

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Oh. Busy day?

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Well, the motors are flying out. And the commission flying in.

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How you getting on with your half of the cash?

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Yep, it's all in hand.

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-It's good to see you working so hard, Darren.

-Can't let Jodie down, can we?

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No, we can't. So you do whatever it takes, right?

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Well, within reason, obviously.

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Obviously.

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-Well, I'll catch you later.

-OK.

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Eddie.

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I was just going to call you.

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See if you wanted to go out for dinner later.

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Oh, right, spend some of your ill-gotten gains?

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Yeah, I've just had a interesting chat with Dot.

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It's just business. It's nothing personal.

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They're pensioners, Eddie.

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And I'm a businessman.

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-I need the proceeds of that sale to keep this place afloat.

-So that justifies what you did?

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-We all have to make a living.

-Off the misfortune of others?

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If needs be.

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Right, well that gentleman act didn't last very long, did it?

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Or is that just reserved for getting women in the back row of the cinema?

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-I threw some extra cash at them, didn't I?

-Oh, right, well that is very big of you(!)

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Look, it's all done and dusted. Just let me take you out for dinner.

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-Do you seriously think I want to profit from your blood money?

-Now you're just overreacting.

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Excuse me? I've just found out that the man I'm seeing is no better than a common thief.

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-Watch what you're saying.

-If you pull any more stunts like that round here, you want to watch your back.

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Oi. What you doing?

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Painting the Sistine Chapel. What does it look like?

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Listen, I want to thank you for letting it go the other night. I messed up.

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You're a bigger person than me and I thank you for that,

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cos I know that me and you, we'll get through this together.

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You're still sleeping on the sofa.

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What? No, hold on. But I thought...

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-You thought what?

-Well, the way we were in the bar earlier.

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Having a laugh and a joke. With Christian. Me and you.

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-It's like the old magic, ain't it?

-It's called pretending, Alfie.

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Pretending everything's all right.

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-Kat, please. Oh...

-And that's exactly what we're going to do.

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Pretend everything's all right.

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Give the punters what they want.

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The Kat and Alfie show.

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So, come on, the next performance is about to start.

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Everything going to plan?

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Well, that depends. On what the plan is.

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Unlicensed fights? Classy.

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I suppose it's a coincidence this fight happens on the day you want Carol to dump Eddie.

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Who are you - Miss Marple?

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I do not want to get involved in anything illegal.

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Ahh.

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So you draw the line at the immoral, do you?

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What do you call goading your brother into a fight he's not ready for?

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Tyler can look after himself.

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I've heard about these unlicensed fights. Less red tape. Less rules.

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He could get seriously hurt.

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Is that what you want?

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For Tyler to get hurt?

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Oh, you're sick.

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What the hell are you playing at?

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-Do you know what? Get someone else to play your games.

-It's funny...

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It's funny how dates stick...

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..in the mind, don't you think?

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I'll give you an example.

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6th of July, 1989. My driving test.

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I passed, first time.

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10th of May, 1980.

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West Ham won the cup. Trevor Brooking, header...

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..as I recall.

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13th of September...

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..1978.

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The day my "beloved" dad killed my mother.

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Mm.

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While Eddie was out getting hammered, my mum...

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..was at home, eating sleeping pills.

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Oh, she killed herself.

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HE MAY AS WELL HAVE POURED THE PILLS DOWN HER NECK!

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SHE DID IT BECAUSE OF HIM! BECAUSE OF HIM!

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BECAUSE OF WHO HE IS! BECAUSE OF THE MAN HE IS!

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BECAUSE OF THE EVIL PIECE OF SCUM...

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..that he is.

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13th of September.

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That's Tuesday.

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Yeah. Clever girl.

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Clever girl.

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And that's quite good, innit? It's quite fitting.

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Poetic.

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33 years of pain...

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..about to come crashing home in one beautiful moment.

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And you don't care who gets hurt in the process?

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No.

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All that matters is that he suffers...

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Oh, he suffers like I've suffered.

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And if you...

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..don't want to break Jodie's heart...

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..then you'll do your bit.

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