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17/01/2014

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David, I've got something to tell you.

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I'm pregnant.

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Eh?

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And...

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I need to know that you'll stand by me.

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Is humour part of your therapy?

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It can't do any harm, can it?

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Where did you find it, anyway?

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In the kitchen bin.

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Do you reckon it's Bianca's?

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Why are you doing that?

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Doing what?

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Eating.

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Cos it's breakfast...

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B? What's the matter?

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Eh, come on.

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Kat, listen, the sooner I get there, the sooner I get back, all right?

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What am I going to do without you?

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Sweetheart, you're going to be busy enough looking after Tommy

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and of course Bert and Ernie, all right?

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Make sure you keep me updated, OK?

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My nan left you a bag of stuff here.

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-There's anti-snakebite powder...

-Ooh!

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..spider repellent, shark repellent,

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some sort of kangaroo spray and Factor 200 sun block.

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Don't know how she managed to get that so quickly.

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There's a surprise. She's also left me an invoice.

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-Probably heard about Masood's money.

-I won that fair and square, OK.

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I ain't got long left. I don't want to waste it talking about Masood.

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ENGINE ROARS OUTSIDE

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Are we at war or something? Sounds like a tank.

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Oi, oi, come on. Oi, never mind that.

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So listen up, I've invested some of the cash, OK?

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So when it gets here,

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-I reckon you could turn it into a nice little earner.

-It?

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Yes, all will be revealed, my darling. Don't you worry.

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DOOR SLAMS

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I forgot my phone.

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Here you go. I was going to come and find you.

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Actually, Tam, you're going to be late, bro, you know, so...

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maybe it's best you...

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I know it's a sore subject but - Shabnam?

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You going to talk to her?

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I'm going to let her cool off first.

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I've got a plan.

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I'm going to get Tam his money back.

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Yeah, well, tell Alfie to be lucky, yeah.

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-And if he can, can he get Tiff a koala bear.

-Tiff, come on!

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Don't worry about the stall, I've got it covered. All right, see you later.

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Hang on everyone. Listen, I got an announcement to make.

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-You're going to do it now?

-Yes, I am. Everyone else round here knows.

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-You're...?

-We are officially a couple. Again.

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That's wicked. About time.

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Do I get a present?

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No. Go on. Out. Tiff, come on!

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-See you later, boys.

-See ya.

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-Don't I get a hug?

-I would do but I feel a bit sick.

-Oh, charming.

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-Just got a bit of a dodgy tummy.

-What, you've been sick again?

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I got to go to the stall, but I'm quite happy for you both.

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That's either a really bad hangover or...

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Hello? Oh, already?

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Oi, I'm talking to you.

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Great. Ah, wicked, great. All right, mate, I'll be straight out.

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-Cheers.

-Who was that?

-What was it you were saying?

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Well, it's obvious, isn't it? She's got morning sickness.

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Ooh, I hope not.

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Right, catch you later. I've got to dash.

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ENGINE RUMBLES

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Oi!

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Oi! What do you think you're doing?

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Dad, what is happening?

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Put that back!

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What do you think you're doing? Put that back!

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Oi, who's in charge here? Put that back.

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Now!

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Dad, can't you just make them stop it?

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What do you think you're doing, David?

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Get them put this back. Now.

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It's a new dawn, Max.

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What, and you didn't think about talking to me?

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That's my name up there.

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HE CHUCKLES

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There you go, babe.

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Oh, ta. I was in right state last night. Embarrassed myself

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getting all emotional about Lee.

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You're a mum, you're allowed to.

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Anyway, we're going shopping later. Bit of retail therapy.

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Well, if you're free we could go...

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What about me?

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You want to see Mamma Mia?

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No, you're all right. I'm busy.

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We could get tickets for the matinee and do a little

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"Money, Money, Money" together.

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-You like ABBA, right?

-As much as anyone.

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I saw the film five times.

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Afterwards, we could slide into a bar for hair of the dog.

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You've got yourself a date.

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I need to check out a few bars, anyway.

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Are we a match made in heaven or what?

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Look, I need some ideas, you see.

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Now, I wasn't going to say anything but if I manage to find

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the right premises, then I'm going to open my own bar.

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I think you'll find that's "we" are going to open up our own bar.

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Oh, look at you two. So where you thinking of? Up west?

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No. No. Here.

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We fancy making a bit of our own "Money, Money, Money".

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Sounds amazing. What a great idea.

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Yeah, we've got a bit of damp in here, maybe a touch of rot.

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I just wanted to get a price, really, to get it sorted.

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All pressure on the nose, of course.

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Don't get too excited, mate, we've counted them beer barrels.

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-You saying I'm a thief?

-It was a joke, all right?

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-What you doing in here anyway?

-Helping.

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Oh, right, so we'll let you crack on.

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Shirl, that's it.

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Listen, don't upset anyone, don't flirt with anyone

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and don't do anything except stay safe.

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Right, same goes for you, all right?

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All right, Spraggs? Cases are there, mate.

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Don't want to give you the hurry up, but we do need to hurry up.

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OK. OK.

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-I love you.

-I love you.

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And you, young man, I'm going to bring you back a big present

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-when I come back from Australia.

-Dinosaur?

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Do you want a dinosaur?

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OK, look after Mummy for me, OK.

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You get the rest of that when I get back, all right?

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Listen, take care. I love you.

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-Right, we all set?

-Not even close.

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Listen, we're going to make a detour on the way, yeah.

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-I don't think we've got the time.

-Listen, we'll make time.

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All right. No worries.

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You don't know what it is yet, do you?

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-Say, "Bye, Daddy."

-Bye, Daddy.

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-I love you.

-Love you.

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A bar, Mick. That's what she said.

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A bar.

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-Here.

-For me?

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It's got four sugars in it. Usually does the trick.

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And we're a pub so there's room for both.

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No, Mick. No.

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We are the only drinking establishment this square needs.

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What about R&R? Look, a bar is for snobs and city people.

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It'll sink within weeks.

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That's it. There you go. Problem solved.

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Sharon was raised in this pub.

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She ran a nightclub, she knows this square

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and what she'll have to do to make people flock to it.

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I could swing for her.

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Hello, darling.

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-You ready?

-You going out?

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Yeah. Mamma Mia and a bit of shopping, remember. Why?

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Problem?

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Oh, yeah, see, as it happens,

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cos Shirl ain't working and we've got no cover.

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She's sitting right there, though.

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Yeah, but SHE'S going to the hairdressers.

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These good looks need maintaining.

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That's Shirley for you, lets us down every time.

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You need to get some proper bar staff in.

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So sorry about today.

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Don't worry. I can do a bit of shopping, can't I?

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Lucky you, eh?

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-Catch you later.

-Bye.

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Unbelievable. The cheeky cow.

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She don't even think she's doing anything wrong.

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Here we go. Right, what's the damage?

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Extensive. And very, very expensive.

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-What?

-You've got rising damp.

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It's everywhere, it's probably been left untreated for years.

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Years? How high's it risen, exactly?

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It's a massive job.

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I'm surprised you bought the place in this state.

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Australia?

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I know, it's not exactly the same as a job in Margate, is it?

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Listen, I had a bit to drink last night.

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Obviously I'm not used to it. It left me a bit, uh...vulnerable.

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So...

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..I suggest that if you just give me the money back, I mean,

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it was a game, and it really was a bit of fun - you do have it, right?

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Yeah, well, no - not as such.

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What does that mean?

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Alfie won that money, he didn't nick it.

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Listen, I was taken advantage of.

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That's what happened to me last night.

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You sure about that?

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Cos here's the question - would you give it back

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if you'd won Alfie's money?

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-It's on the house.

-No, don't. I don't think I can.

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I was...I was thinking of taking up knitting.

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-Knitting?

-Yeah, I thought I'd start with something small.

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You know, gloves, kids' gloves. Little bootees.

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Pink, maybe, or blue.

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Are you all right?

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-Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

-Who's going to need bootees?

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You tell me.

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Look, this ain't a side effect, is it,

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you know, of the cancer?

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What? Knitting - a side effect of cancer?

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No, no, no - you saying really weird things.

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I was trying to come at this in a clever way.

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-Just admit it - you're pregnant, right?

-What?

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I found a test in the kitchen bin, a positive test.

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Well, it ain't mine.

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I know what you're thinking,

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that I'm not going to be well enough to help out with this baby...

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Mum, Mum, I am not pregnant.

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Yeah, but you keep being sick.

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That was four bottles of champagne, two vodkas and whatever else.

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Well, someone's done that test in the house...

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-BOTH:

-Whitney.

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That girl. What has she gone and done now?

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I tell you what, I thought she looked a bit glowy.

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No, no, no, she looks too happy.

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Maybe she wants a kid. That'd be a first, wouldn't it, round here?

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Any chance of an orange juice?

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Good girl, having one of your five a day.

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Well, it's just the salon,

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you get this chemically taste in your mouth sometimes.

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That's wonderful.

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I'd planned on giving Jake a surprise -

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he's always liked fast cars so I had a day at Silverstone booked for him.

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What is it, his birthday or something?

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No, I just thought he deserved a treat,

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but they've messed up the booking so looks like it's off.

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Max, you ain't got any fast cars that need a test drive, have you?

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No.

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Someone's moody.

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-Here.

-What's this?

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A little treat for Jake. Might soften the blow.

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-That's very kind...

-Hold up. Hold up.

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How about that? Look.

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One each. You'll have a whale of a time.

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Yeah, the thing is...

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he's a recovering alcoholic.

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-Ah.

-Yeah.

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And Mick Carter puts his foot in it.

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You weren't to know.

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I tell you what.

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Leave it with me. I'll come up with something else.

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-You really don't...

-No. I'm on a mission now.

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Anyone see you?

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Box at Upton Park?

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Man U fan.

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-Urgh. Opera?

-Tone deaf.

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-Scuba diving.

-In the Thames?

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He'll probably get swept away in the Thames, won't he?

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Strong currents in there.

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I tell you what you want to do, all right.

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You want to go away together, have a little dirty weekend.

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Listen to me. Seriously, me and L, we do it all the time.

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It's like we're on honeymoon.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello?

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Yeah, speaking.

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Yeah, OK, I'll come and get her now. OK, bye-bye.

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-Got to go and get Bella from school.

-Well, you book that weekend, Sadie,

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because I tell you what, it is guaranteed happiness.

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-Welcome to the 21st century.

-I don't believe it all, David.

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When did you think I was going to get involved in making any decisions?

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Well, you don't have to worry about that no more, do you?

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I've taken all the pressure off you.

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-It's how your lost your hair, weren't it? The pressure.

-Very funny.

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C'mon, Max, it's just a bit of repartee between colleagues.

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-Come on, let's get the chemistry going.

-I want my old office back,

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cos you don't get to make all the decisions.

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Well, I did buy that freehold off Roxy,

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which does give me a slight edge.

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Think of the bigger picture, Max. You weren't doing great.

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But together, the sky's the limit.

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And you've changed the name?

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Phil knew. Course he did.

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That's why they were so quick to push through that cash sale.

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-I should've seen it.

-Or someone should've told us what he's like.

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You wanted a pub, he had one to sell.

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Stop worrying. I'll go talk to him.

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Panic over, Shirley's riding to the rescue.

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He ain't all bad. Only 95%.

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Maybe I could persuade him to pay for some of the building work.

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-And when you say persuade?

-This place was his mother's pride and joy.

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If she thinks it's falling down then...

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The builder never said it would fall down.

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But Phil doesn't know that, does he?

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I like the way you think, Shirl.

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Twice in two days. Careful you don't strain anything, you.

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Excuse me, I'm not that old, you know.

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< Jake? Are you in?

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You're still freezing. School should've called me hours ago.

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You go upstairs and run yourself a bath.

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You all right, love?

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You are in?

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Yeah, uh...I felt a bit dodgy, so I went for a lie down.

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-What you doing home?

-The school's heating went off.

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Result!

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Why don't I make you a nice cup of hot chocolate,

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-warm you up, eh?

-Sure you're well enough?

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Yeah, I'm feeling miles better after a little lie down.

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Tell you what, why don't you go back to work.

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I'll do this and then I'll run her a bath. Here we go.

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Where is she?

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-I'll just go up, then.

-You got a temperature?

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-You're sweating.

-I'm fine.

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-I'll give Lauren a quick call and tell her to cut short her break.

-No!

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There's no need, I've got it covered. I'll see you later.

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OK.

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-Germs. See you later.

-Bye.

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Bella!

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Bella, where are you?

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She's in here.

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Bella, you'll never guess.

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Lauren had to come up here and get some stuff for Mum.

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She forgot her, uh...

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I forgot to make the bed...

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Bella...

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..I'm so sorry. You should never have...

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I don't even know what to say.

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I wish I did because...

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But nothing's going to make this any better.

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It's not right that you've had to find me in here.

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That's not right at all.

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But you need to do something now.

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Can you think about someone?

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Can you think about your mum? Can you do that?

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I know you don't want to do anything for me, I know that...

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but if there's one good thing that me

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and you can do, it's to spare your mum from this.

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Do you understand what I'm saying to you, Bella?

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Because your mum does not deserve to get hurt.

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No.

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This, this will never happen again.

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Ever. I promise you that.

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I will never come to this house again,

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I will never so much as look at your dad again, I promise.

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It's over.

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It's finished, from this moment on, you have my word on that.

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So this is me, just getting my coat...

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..and leaving. For good.

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You just think about your mum. All right?

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Bella...sweetheart?

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Obviously you don't want the Vic falling down.

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Imagine your mum's face. It'd break her heart.

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So we was thinking you could help us out.

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Seeing as there's been rising damp there for years.

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So what do you say?

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This way we all win.

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I've...I've already won.

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So would you rather a block of granny flats go up there?

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Long as they kept the noise down.

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Come on, Phil. You've sold us a dodgy pub.

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You seem like a decent bloke. Must be eating away at you.

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-Tell him how decent I am.

-I'm not having this, Phil.

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No, no, no, do you know what?

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It's my fault just as much as anyone's.

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I was the one who hurried the sale through - should have known better.

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Live and learn and all that.

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Phil?

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I got a bit distracted checking out bars.

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What are they doing here?

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-Leaving.

-Phil!

-See yourselves out.

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Social call, was it?

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They reckon I sold them a dodgy pub.

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-Cheeky sods.

-Not really.

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They were bang on.

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You going to come over and have a butcher's when you get a chance?

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Nice start to your new empire. One miserable partner.

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Oh flipping' heck.

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You've upset Carol now.

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Sorry, David, how exactly have I upset Carol?

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She's got enough on her plate, Max, without all this.

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Oh, priceless. Priceless. Always got to be the good guy, ain't you?

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Look, I need you, Max. On my own I'm good, yeah.

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With you, I'd be great.

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We will soar, we will be the ultimate partnership.

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Right, so we're a partnership, are we?

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And a friendship, yeah.

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Look, I'll even carve our names in this table -

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"David 4 Max" with a big heart round it.

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Yeah, that would be nice.

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We good, then?

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-Yes.

-All right. See ya.

0:24:350:24:37

-You all right, Dad?

-Hello, darling. Pop over when you can, will you?

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Right, tell her.

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-I ain't pregnant.

-You sure?

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-Yeah, I think I'd know.

-Well, it's got to be you.

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Don't be silly, Mum.

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Well, who is it then?

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I dunno. You started it, so find out who it is.

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-Listen.

-What?

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I'm not saying it is her, right,

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but Lauren was round our house last night.

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Hey. I was thinking of making Mum's favourite tonight.

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Want to help me?

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Bella, love. Lauren's right, we have to help Mum.

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It's her we care about in all this - right?

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I know.

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Yeah. Good girl. Come here.

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-What's that? You telling me this is your big plan?

-It's just for now.

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Listen, no offence, Mr Mas, all right? But this is a stupid plan.

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Tam's going to find out.

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Yeah? Only if someone tells him.

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And if you find keeping quiet so difficult, I suggest you move out.

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Have I made myself clear?

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Ha-ha. Yeah.

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So where's my fancy new desk and chair?

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Don't worry, we'll sort something out.

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In the meantime, welcome to Deals On Wheels, partner.

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You couldn't nip out and get us both a coffee, could you?

0:27:150:27:18

I'm gasping.

0:27:180:27:19

What the hell...?

0:27:270:27:29

Where did you get this from?

0:27:290:27:31

-I picked it up from a geezer in Kings Cross.

-Why?

0:27:310:27:35

I thought Alfie told you about this.

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He said this is your gold mine.

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This is a gold mine?

0:27:390:27:41

What do I know about meat?

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What is it, anyway?

0:27:490:27:50

Well, according to Alfie, it's money.

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Outstanding work, Shirley(!) We're still at square one. It's brilliant(!)

0:27:570:28:01

Sharon interrupted.

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So what do we do now?

0:28:020:28:04

Cut our losses and sell up?

0:28:040:28:05

We're not running, L. This bar of theirs,

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if they open one, we will find a way to fix the Vic up.

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We will make it the best boozer for miles.

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Where do you think that's going to leave their poncey little bar?

0:28:130:28:16

-Empty.

-Dead.

-With Phil footing the bill.

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What's not to love about that?

0:28:180:28:20

So we're at war now?

0:28:200:28:22

Well, he fired the first shot and believe you me,

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that was his first and last mistake.

0:28:240:28:26

-Has Lauren been there all that time?

-Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

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-She ain't been at work, no?

-I don't know.

0:28:370:28:42

You all right, Lauren?

0:28:420:28:44

You should've said, love.

0:28:440:28:45

Said what?

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These things are better out in the open, I honestly believe that.

0:28:480:28:52

Sorry, Carol, what you talking about?

0:28:520:28:54

I found the pregnancy test.

0:28:540:28:56

What's this, Lauren?

0:28:580:29:00

What pregnancy test? Why are you looking at me?

0:29:000:29:03

-I'll kill the geezer.

-No. No, Dad... Dad, wait...

0:29:030:29:07

It's all right, darling, we'll get though this.

0:29:070:29:10

No, you don't understand, we need to stop him.

0:29:100:29:12

-Why? What do you mean?

-I'm not pregnant!

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