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PHONE BEEPS

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-Someone's popular.

-It's just Whitney.

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That's not the first time she's tried

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to get hold of you in the last 24 hours.

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Johnny?! Did you know about this? I could kill Sharon.

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Where's your dad?

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FRANTIC KNOCKING

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Mick, answer me!

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-Yeah, babe, what?

-What you doing in there?

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I must have fallen asleep.

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I was about to bust the door down.

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I need you in the living room. Family conference, now.

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All right.

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You all right, Curtis?

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Ooh - "Tonight, come celebrate the grand opening of The Albert

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"with free cocktails and canapes."

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-All I can say is the owner of this establishment must be very generous.

-She is.

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Come on, let's go.

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-Sharon, am I reading this right? "Free"?

-That's what it says.

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-All night?

-Well, on selected cocktails.

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I knew there'd be a catch. I'll think about it.

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You do that.

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Mum! You all right?

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Oh, yeah. As if everyone wasn't looking at me already.

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-No-one's looking at you. Don't be silly.

-Is that all right?

-You look beautiful.

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-Thank you. I'm late for work, darling.

-Carol! I've got a full caff in there...

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-Sorry, I got held up.

-Yeah, that's fine... Just take all the time you need, yeah?

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Oh! So that's how you shut Ian Beale up.

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Where's Dad?

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I think he's already left.

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Oh, but I didn't hear him come in last night.

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Yeah, well, you know what you're like. Sleep through anything.

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-Right, well, I'm going to go. I'll see you later.

-See you later.

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PHONE BEEPS

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You're not going, are you?

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Why don't you just come back to bed?

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I've got a really busy day.

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I've got to go.

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See you later.

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Have you seen these? They're plastered all over the Square.

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Free cocktails and canapes. She's doing a spread now. How can we compete?

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If you're worried about a few vol au vents and a prawn ring, we ain't going to go out of business.

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It's all we need, with the market maybe closing. If only we had the pool table!

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-We could've started the tournament tonight.

-Relax, L. Nancy's on the case.

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We're not competing with this mob. The Albert's a poncy bar. We're a boozer.

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Yeah, but what else has she got up her sleeve? That's what I want to know.

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I blame you for this. You were supposed to be my eyes and my ears.

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-I've said I'm sorry, didn't I? I made one mistake. If it was Nancy that did it...

-Er...

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OK, fine, fine. If it was Lee that had done it, then,

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you would have shrugged it off and gone "Oh, that's Lee," and all would've been forgotten.

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Don't you bring your brother into this. He's out fighting for his country. What are you doing?

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-What is it you want from me?

-I want you round there kissing Sharon's backside and getting your job back.

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Do you think you can do that?

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< It's nice to see the family getting on(!)

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And you can put that cigarette out, right now.

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If I wanted my ceilings yellow, I'd have gone with the magnolia.

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If you want to smoke, do it out the window, or outside, I don't care.

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This house is getting very crowded

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and you are in my bottom two, so be warned.

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Outside? I can't manage the stairs in my condition.

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Well, if it's the stairs you're worried about, I'm happy to give you a nudge.

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Come on.

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L. Go easy on Johnny. He said he was sorry.

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Cheers. Thank you.

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I like the scarf.

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You don't have to say that.

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-No, I actually do.

-Thanks. What can I get you?

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Nothing. Actually, I'm just looking for my dad. Have you seen him?

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No. Not since yesterday. Why?

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What is it?

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Well, he didn't come home last night... I don't know.

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I know there's something's going on with him.

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Listen, you'd better sit down, Lauren.

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Mess.

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Sharon?

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If you've come here to help tidy up, you're a bit late.

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If I was you, I wouldn't give him the time of day.

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Just give us a few minutes, yeah.

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I'll be upstairs.

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I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

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Well, I don't know what you do at the Vic - that's between you,

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your mum and your dad, but you do not steal from my bar.

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-I don't make a habit of stealing from anyone.

-So why did you do it?

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To make friends.

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I'll put back everything I took.

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It's not about that.

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You know, this place means a lot to me and I trusted you.

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Look, Johnny, you've done the right thing. You've apologised.

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So you can go.

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What about my job?

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Well, I'm not sure this is the right thing for you at the moment, Johnny.

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What is the right thing for me, then?

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-Go on, please tell me cos everybody else seems to know but me.

-Johnny...

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I knew you were going to waste my breath. No-one listens to me anyway, do they?

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You all right? What's the matter?

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I can't believe you've been hiding something like that from me.

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What do you mean? What are you talking about?

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-What, were you just not going to tell me?

-Can you just tell me what you're talking about?

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Don't you get it? If you could have that gene then I could have it too, Dad.

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Yeah, well, I just didn't want you to worry, Lauren, not till I got the results back.

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And Abi, she's got her exams to focus on.

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I don't want to stress her out, do I?

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Right, well, I'm coming with you... to your appointment. Carol told me it was today.

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Lauren, it's only a blood test. I don't get the results for weeks.

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I don't care. I'm coming with you.

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You shouldn't have to go through this on your own.

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All right, fine, I'll go and get changed and then we'll go, yeah?

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Dad?

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You don't have to keep secrets from me.

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Yeah, I know.

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You said nobody listens to you.

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Well, go on, I'm listening.

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What you said back there wasn't just about the job, was it, Johnny?

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No, I'm just angry at myself for messing things up. Just as I was getting somewhere.

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-Things ain't exactly been great at home since...

-Since?

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Since I came out.

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Dad's been brilliant, but it's Mum.

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She thinks she's open-minded

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cos she bought a Joe McElderry Christmas album but the truth is

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she can barely even look at me.

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Which is weird, cos she's the one person

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I thought would stand by me the most...

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Yeah. Yeah, course.

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But she just shut down on me

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and I spend every day trying to win her back and I can't do it any more...

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I'm at uni. I'm the first one in our family that did that.

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You gave me the job at The Albert

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and I really felt like I was winning her round.

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She even called me "sausage" again the other day,

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which I know sounds completely ridiculous, but that means I'm on her good side.

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You know, when I was your age,

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I was a nightmare trying to get my parents to notice me.

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I was always playing up.

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I wasn't trying to get a job and go to uni.

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if I did, it would probably have been a different story.

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We all make mistakes.

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Learn from it, move on and don't steal from other people's bars.

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-I really am sorry.

-Yeah, I know you are.

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-Which is why I want you behind my bar tonight.

-Really?

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Really. I can't be doing without my best-looking barman, can I?

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I thought Curtis was your best-looking barman.

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He's not a patch on you, sweetheart.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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PHONE BEEPS

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Cheers.

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Dad? Something happened last night

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and I don't want you to freak out about it.

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But you know I went out with my mates?

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Yeah.

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I almost had a drink.

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I didn't.

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I had the chance to and I didn't.

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But it got me thinking maybe I can.

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Maybe I can have just one drink.

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Lauren, it don't work like that. You can't just "have one".

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It don't matter if you feel like you're in control.

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Yeah, I know, but what? Am I just never going to drink again?

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Well, maybe, yeah.

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You've done really well up to now.

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Why are you just going to throw that away?

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I dunno. Moment of weakness, I guess.

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Come here.

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Right. I'm going to go see what's taking them so long.

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PHONE BEEPS

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Mum?

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You've got a visitor.

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Sorry for just turning up like this.

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But you haven't replied to any of my texts so...

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Johnny, I was really drunk last night, OK?

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Yeah, yeah, they say the truth comes out when you're drunk, don't they?

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I'm sorry.

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No, I'm sorry.

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Sorry that I opened up to you.

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-Don't be like that.

-I told you things.

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I told you things I'd never told anybody before.

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-I said things that I hadn't even said out loud.

-Yeah.

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-And all along you was just trying to get in my pants.

-No, Johnny...

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What if it was the other way around? What if a boy did that to a girl?

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He'd be accused of taking advantage.

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I don't know. I don't know, Whit. I don't know where we are any more.

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-I thought we were mates.

-We are, Johnny.

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Yeah, and that's all.

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-Yeah, I know.

-Do you?

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Yeah. I promise.

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Come here.

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Come here.

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-Did we just have our first fight?

-Yeah.

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I'm going to go back to work and get some lunch.

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-I'll see you later?

-Sharon gave me my job back at The Albert.

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It's the big opening tonight if you want to come.

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-Cool.

-All right.

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-So! How did it go?

-Great. I got my job back.

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No, I meant with Whitney!

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Yeah, fine. It's all sorted.

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Good.

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-So, have you not got anything to say about me getting my job back?

-What do you want? A gold star?

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You're lucky, after what you did.

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Sorry, what is wrong with you?

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-Excuse me?

-I'm over it. I'm over it, Mum.

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I'm over trying to impress you. If nothing I do is good enough for you which clearly it's not,

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then don't bother coming tonight. I ain't doing it for you anyway. I'm doing it for Sharon.

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At least she cares about me.

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Wasn't that bad today, was it?

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And who knew Max Branning was scared of needles?

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No-one, Lauren. And it's going to stay that way, all right?

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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I'll get it.

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-Are you expecting anyone?

-No.

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One second.

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-You all right?

-Yeah. I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

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-No, no, not at all.

-OK, I've got some really good news that you might want to hear.

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-What is it?

-I got us a meeting about running the lettings campaign on Walford Common.

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What? That is amazing!

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-I know!

-Come in. Come in. We're just having dinner.

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-Oh, no, really, it's fine...

-No. No, it's all right. Dad, you don't mind if Lucy comes in, do you?

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Er...no, no. It's fine.

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You'll show Sharon up, looking like that.

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I don't think so.

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Course you will. You look gorgeous.

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I mean because I'm not going.

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I thought you wanted to check out the competition?

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Allegedly, Ian Beale's on nibbles

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so I can imagine how pretentious it's going to be.

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-You two coming?

-Won't be a minute, girls. I'll meet you downstairs.

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All right. Hurry up.

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Johnny needs you there.

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Rubbish. Did I tell you what he said?

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He's not doing it for me.

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He's doing it for his best friend Sharon.

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And you believe that, do you, L?

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That's a real shame.

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Cos I remember when his best friend used to be his mum.

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Mum, why don't you come tonight?

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-Just for a bit.

-What? Let my hair down?

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Honestly, darling, I'm tired.

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-Just come and have one.

-No, honestly, I'm shattered. You go.

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Have fun... be young!

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Ready?

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-Yeah. See you later, then.

-See you.

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DANCE MUSIC THUMPS

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Where did you find these people?

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I told you I was after a new crowd, didn't I?

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Sharon's certainly wearing the trousers tonight.

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How's it feel to be the woman in the operation?

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I don't know. Why don't you tell me?

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You're the one she's had in the kitchen all day preparing finger food.

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Oh, here she is!

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Thanks for coming. No Linda?

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No, no. She sends her apologies. She's run off her feet at The Vic.

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Oh. Go and get a drink, yeah?

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You know, if you was my wife,

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I wouldn't want to go off and leave you at home.

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If I was your wife I wouldn't be at home.

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I'd be diving head first off the nearest bridge.

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That's what I mean. You're a feisty one.

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Not going to down to watch your little Nancy

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taking her turn behind the bar tonight?

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-You mean Johnny.

-That's who I'm talking about.

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-Just pulling your leg!

-I don't like you talking about him like that.

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Like what? Like the way you do?

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Do us all a favour, and drink yourself to sleep.

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Whoa, whoa, slow down. No-one's going to take it off you.

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They will in a minute when it's empty, won't they?

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Can I have a Sex on the Beach please, Senor?

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-Yeah, and three Zam-brucas.

-No probs.

-Sambuca.

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What's with you two? Are you on a mission or something?

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Terry, you have gotta live each day as if it's your last,

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cos you don't know when it's going to be, do you?!

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Here we go, get that down your gregory, girl!

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-Cin cin.

-Cheers.

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So basically, the developers on Walford Common are looking

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for a lettings company to manage their properties.

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And it's really competitive.

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Yeah, but Lucy told them that we could offer them

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-a reduced commission and they said that they'd meet us.

-Smart move.

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Yeah, what did your dad say?

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He didn't bat an eyelid. But that's not surprising.

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Well, no offence, Lucy, but your dad's an idiot.

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They can't all be like you, Max.

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Well, to us!

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To us!

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Check her out. Su Pollard called. She wants her glasses back.

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Who's Su Pollard?

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I thought you said Linda weren't coming?

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Don't say a word.

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I've already re-applied my mascara once this evening.

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-I'm trying, Mick. I am trying.

-I know you are.

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Linda, you made it.

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Shirley insisted she could hold the fort, so...

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Oh...come here!

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The place looks...

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I love what you've done with the dolls.

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And thanks for giving Johnny another chance.

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It's not hard. He's a good kid.

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I know.

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I think twerking girl over there has had enough.

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Let it go, will you? You're barking up the wrong gay tree.

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That's why there's so many single women in London.

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They hag it up for as long as they're young enough to dance

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and then they get spat out on the wrong side of 40 with no man,

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no dignity and wearing their boobies as an ankle skirt.

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You're a nice girl. You don't want that.

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-B, I'm going to go now.

-Don't go! Stay!

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-I don't feel like it.

-Oh, come on, Whit, Come and dance!

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-Sorry!

-Well done!

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-What's happened, what's happened?

-Bianca's drunk.

-I'm not drunk.

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-Yes, you are.

-I'm amazing!

-No, you ain't. You're leaving. Come on. Come on, out.

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Come on, Phil - it's only a spilt drink, innit.

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Look at the state of your woman. You need to control her.

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I don't "control" my woman, Phil, I ain't that kind of a bloke.

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-Come on, we don't want any trouble.

-You know she's going through?

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I don't care what she's going through. She don't bring it in here.

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Bianca!

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Sharon, can I get five minutes? Please?

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Four. Chuck us a cloth.

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Ease up.

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Bianca!

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-What are you getting upset about a spilt drink for?

-I'm not upset about the drink, am I?

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I'm not upset about the drink... It's just me.

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It's just everything...

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It's just every time I think about my mum I just feel horrible, don't I?

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Come on, don't be silly.

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You're doing everything you can, aren't you?

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You just don't get it, do you? It's just...

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Every time I think about her, I just feel horrible.

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And every time I look at her I just think that could be me.

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And then I feel even more horrible because I'm just

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thinking about myself when I should be looking after my mum.

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She's so strong and I don't know if I can be -

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I just don't know if I could cope.

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I do.

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Bianca, you're one of the strongest women I know.

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Albeit outspoken, loud-mouthed and sometimes a liability...

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But that's the reason I love you so much.

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Look, worst case scenario, you've got this gene

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and you get sick from it, you'd be stronger than you realise.

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I know it.

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And on the days you can't be strong, I'll be strong for you.

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How does that sound?

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Do you think I'm a silly cow?

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Yeah.

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But I wouldn't change you for the world.

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Come here.

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PHONE RINGS

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Oh, get lost!

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What you done?

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I don't know what I'm doing any more.

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-Let me help.

-No. Don't bother!

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-It's all right.

-Don't bother with me, Johnny! I mean it!

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Just don't bother with me. Or this. Or anything any more, OK?

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I don't want to be your mate no more.

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I can't.

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SIREN BLARES

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Dad! Dad!

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-There's a fire at The Vic.

-What?

-There is a fire at the Vic.

-Oh my... Quick!

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Dad, we're just going to go outside and see what's happening. You coming?

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No. No, you girls go. I need to clear up the kitchen.

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I'll help if you like.

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-I'll catch you in a bit.

-All right.

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Right. Dishes.

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-Tosh!

-What's happened?

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It was a small fire in the living room.

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Luckily we got it before it caused too much damage.

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How? What started it?

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-Looks like it could have been a cigarette.

-Stan!

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Where's Dad? And Shirl?

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They went in the ambulance. They're fine.

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It was only Stan up there. Luckily some lad saved him.

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-Who?

-What lad?

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I don't know - a punter, I think. He went with 'em in the ambulance.

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You all right?

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I'll get the motor.

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I didn't mean to make things awkward tonight.

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It's all right. Don't worry about it.

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I was just really excited about the news.

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Well, you should be. You did well.

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Really?

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Yeah, I said as much, didn't I?

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It's nice to know that someone appreciates me.

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Look, Luce, if your dad found out about this... Or the girls...

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Found out what?

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Shirley!

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-Thank God you're OK.

-I'm fine, I'm fine.

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-What about Dad?

-Old iron lung? Yeah, he's fine.

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Apparently if you smoke 180 fags a day, you don't die of smoke inhalation.

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Tosh said some bloke rescued him?

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Some bloke?

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Right.

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-What you on about?

-Who is it?

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Lee?

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Mum, Dad.

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