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What's all this in aid of? | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Well, I thought I'd get my new boss a sandwich | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
-and come and see the kids. -I ain't complaining. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Janet? Come on, you've got to get up, darling. We're going to be late. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
So how's it going, Will? | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
You not eating that? | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
My tummy hurts. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Yeah, course it does. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
Tell you, Jay, my head is spinning with ordering coffin liners. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
Who'd have thought you'd have so many to choose from? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
What's up with you, then, eh? Thought you liked school? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
It's cos he can't play football, ain't it? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Cos he lost his new football boots. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
-Cost me a bomb, they did, and all. -Oh, dear. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
Will you pick me up like you used to? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
I can't, mate. But maybe I can see you after school. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
-Course you can. -There you are. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
I'm minding Dennis as well. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Listen, Jay, Honey knows you're on the straight and narrow... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
-so stop worrying, yeah? -Yeah. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Janet? I am not going to tell you again. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
-Are you saving that thing? -Problem? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
No, it's your house. I'm saying nothing! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Have you never heard of retro? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
I just think it gives off good vibes. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
There's been many a mad night stood around this thing, | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
-I'll tell you that now. -Morning. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
I won't ask if you slept well. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
We heard otherwise. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Shouldn't have been listening then, should you? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Who is he? | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
A banker...called Brian. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
You can't just bring random blokes back! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Lil just asked me who the strange man was in the bathroom. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Waste of time. Tell her that from me. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Turns out he's married. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
You ain't just chasing rich fellas around, | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
hoping they'll bail you out, are you? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
-You got a better idea? -Er, yes. Stop wallowing, | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
get off your backside and pay the rent yourself. How about that? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Right, well, I'm going to go for a shower if that banker hasn't | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
stolen all the hot water. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Slater girls don't need a man to latch on to. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
We're better than that. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
Not me. I've never been without one. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Nev said I couldn't cope without him and guess what? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
Oh, prove him wrong! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
How? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
Actually, I have just had an idea. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
I just couldn't resist these. They're lovely and silky. Feel. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Mmm, classy! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
And my shoes. Oh, my shoes! | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
They were a bit pricey, weren't they? But Lee insisted. 75 quid. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
Whoa, let me see! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
Wow, you really have taken it up a notch. I thought I'd seen it all. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
-What do you mean? -Well, he means they're perfect. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
You're really going to look the part, baby, don't worry about that. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
I can't wait. It's actually killing me! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
Well, it's going to come round sooner than you can blink. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
I'm telling you that now. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
It's just a shame that me and Ollie weren't with you. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
We could've got him some little shoes an' all. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Hold on, what's this? Egyptian cotton and ditsy flower print. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
Oh, yeah, I just picked out some duvet covers for your gift list. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
And you thought I'd like ditsy flowers? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
-I don't know what YOU'RE laughing at. -What? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
You've never had a problem with my choice in bed linen. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
No. You know, real men, they love pink petals. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
They're really nice, Linda. They really are, | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
but we were going to bling up the bedroom a bit. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Oh, I see. Oh, well, I'll just scratch that bedding, then. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
Actually, Mum... | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
..I think we'd sooner pick our own stuff. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
Oh, yeah. Course. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
But we really, really need, like, | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
your help with the wedding favours. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
Jane, are you sure you don't want anything to eat? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Quite sure, thanks. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
Sounds like you lot had a good time last night. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Yeah. A bit too good. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
Can you believe it? They ain't taken our recycling bin! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Look at that! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
Contaminated? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Yeah. That means we've not separated the recycling properly. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Oh, for crying out loud! We waited long enough as it is. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
-There's rats everywhere! -It's a good thing Dad's away. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
I only came back to top up my flask anyway. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Look, Kathy, what I said last night, | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
I was just trying to get everyone off my back. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
What, about the darts? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Mm. I'm not ready for all that just yet. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
You know, especially not today. My head's banging. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
OK, well, if you're sure. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Trust me. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
I ain't in the mood. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Something's up with Jane. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
You don't think that she knows? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
She's hungover, that's all! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
KNOCKING | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
I'll get it. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
I'm going to need your help with the salon. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
Stacey's come up with an idea to get the cash flowing. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
What sort of idea? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
Well, there's no point me having a swanky salon if no-one's | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
prepared to pay the prices, so I'm gonna slash them for a week or two | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
and that's where you come in. Social media promotion or something? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
I'm a web designer. But carry on. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Right, OK, well, I need clients in there today. Lots of them. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
Can you do it? I ain't no good at tweetering. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Are you sure you want to do this all again? Special offers? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Babe, I wouldn't be going backwards if I really didn't have to. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
All right. Well, come on, then. Let's get you set up. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
-Paris? Just like that? -Yeah. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Well, you can't compete with that, can you? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
What is my mum playing at? She was late yesterday an' all. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Amy! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Hello! Give me a hug! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
I've got something for you. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Here you are. Right, take this and buy yourself | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
a Mickey Mouse or something. It's leftover euros from Ibiza. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Thank you, Mummy. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
You just make sure you have the best time ever. OK? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
I love you. I love you. OK... | 0:06:00 | 0:06:06 | |
-Look, I'm sorry. I know you had plans. -Yeah. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
But listen, you can keep next weekend free and then you can | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
take her shopping and stuff. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
OK, honey, let's go to school. Say, "Bye, Mummy!" | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
-Bye, Mummy! -Bye! -See you later. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
So I was just passing and I thought I'd say hello. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Oh, we ARE honoured. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Anyway, what are you doing up and about so early? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Hang on. Shouldn't you be setting up the stall? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Oh, too tired for all of that today. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
You're going to have to go back tomorrow. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Says who? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Well, I know where you're coming from. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
What with my bladder and all the kicking, I only got about two hours. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
Anyway, must get to work. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
Anyway, I was just wondering if you'd seen Dot? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
-No, why? -No reason. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
I thought you were going to see her...to say sorry. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
Listen to me now, man. Dot is a good friend | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
and life is too short to have bad blood, all right? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
I hope you two lovebirds haven't forgotten | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
that you are in charge tonight. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
-No, of course, we ain't. We're looking forward to it, right? -Yeah. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
I still can't believe that Jane said yes! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
It'll do her the world of good to have a proper night out. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
But who's going to look after her? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
-I ain't playing Florence Nightingale. -I'll help out if I can. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
-We all will. -You need to concentrate on your game. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
I just thought - this is gonna be your last shift tonight, ain't it? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Yeah! No more stinking of beer trays. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Oh, cheers, son! That's really lovely of you(!) | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Now, I promised myself I wouldn't do this till Monday, | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
but you know me. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
-What is it? -Well, open it and see! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
-Get hold of that. -Oh... | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
-Oh. It's a pen? -What are you talking about? It's a posh pen! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Yeah, all the office execs have them. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
No, it's lovely. Thanks, Mum. Really nice. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
We just wanted you to know | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
-that we couldn't be more proud, could we, Mick? -Beyond. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:12 | |
It's...it's only a little something. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Sorry about the wrapping, but I was determined to do it myself. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Oh, Jane, you didn't have to bother with this. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
I'm planning on spending tomorrow pretending it isn't happening. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Still think I'm 26 in my head. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Don't we all? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
You know, you shouldn't have let me drink so much last night. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
I'm just not up to it. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
So, have you had it out with them about the books? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
No, not yet. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
The last time I accused Steven of something, he was innocent. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
I felt like a right idiot. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
But why would Ian be defrauding his own restaurant? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
Money's tight. Perhaps he doesn't want to worry me. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Yeah, but Ian? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
He ain't Snow White, Sharon. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Not so long ago I caught him...applying for | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
a credit card in Lucy's name. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
He didn't send it, granted, but he might have. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
What are you going to do? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Wait till he gets home tomorrow, bide my time. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
The last thing I want is to point the finger at the wrong person. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
Look, Jane, I know you're saying you don't want to go out tonight... | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
-No, I don't. -..but this is exactly why you should. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
I'm not leaving you here home alone with all this in your head. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
So, please, have another think about it, yeah? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
You've got 32 likes and 16 shares already! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
Come again? | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
Basically, I reckon you're going to be quite busy later. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
See? I told you you could do it! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
You should put all the stock on offer an' all. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
You will help me, won't you, if I get busy? | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
I'm a hairdresser! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
You're a girl! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
All girls know how to slap on a bit of nail polish. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
What's all this? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Your unique opportunity | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
to experience the best at the lowest price. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Oh, I see. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Can I interest you in a quick one before the rush? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Oh, no, I'm still... | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
feeling the effects of your last massage, thanks. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Well, if you wouldn't mind spreading the word around the market. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
-Course I will. -Thank you. -And good on you, girl. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
-Keep putting yourself back out there. -Thanks. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
Ladies, welcome to Elysium. So what might you be after today, then? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:16 | |
Nearly survived my first week. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Don't know how Honey's put up with me, though. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
You should take her out. Celebrate. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:25 | |
I'll look after the kids if you want. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Yeah? How you fixed for tonight? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Only everyone's going down The Feathers for the darts. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
Blimey. You do know how to treat a lady, you, don't you? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
Shut up. She'll love it. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
Besides, I'll take her for something to eat first, won't I? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Yeah? Where are you going to take her, McKlunky's? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Behave. Might do Will a bit of good as well, | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
you spending some time with him. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
-What do you think's happening now? -What do you mean? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Well, you know, him not wanting to go to school and that? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
What, you saying you never wanted to bunk off school? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
I've just noticed he's been a bit quiet lately, that's all. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
He's all right, they both are. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
I'd know, wouldn't I? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Yeah. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:11:04 | 0:11:05 | |
This is more like it, eh? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
A leisurely lunch in good company. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
Beats standing in the freezing cold with a toasted sarnie every day. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
If you make a habit of this, you could lose your licence, you know? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
You don't think I deserve a little treat every once in a while? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
Hey-hey. Well, I have a little treat lined up for next week. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
-Oh, have you now? -Yeah, man. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
They're showing Brief Encounter at the cinema in the afternoon. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
And it's the silver screen... | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Silver screen? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
For pensioners? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Yeah, well... | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
You think taking me to see an ancient film, | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
dipping custard creams in my cup of tea is treating me like a lady? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
I've got news for you, Patrick Trueman. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
Yeah, but it's one of my favourite films. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
I am not a pensioner! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
An afternoon at a spa or some fine dining is more to my taste. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:10 | |
I'm working on it, baby. I'm working on it. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
I mean, this food tastes pretty darn good to me, yeah? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
What, Ian Beale's glorified chippy? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
It isn't exactly what I had in mind, Patrick, but we're working on it. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:26 | |
HONEY: We do have to keep this quiet, all right? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Cos if Derek finds out I've left you with these boys... | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
No-one's going to find out. Honey, I just want to help, all right? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
I've missed them. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
-Yeah, they've missed you, too. -Where's Janet? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
Oh, she's all right. At a playdate. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
-All right. Come on, then, boys. Let's go. -Have fun! | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
-All right, see you later. -See you. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
There's definitely something bugging him. Has Dennis said anything? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
Nah... | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Look, bruv, what's the matter? You even listening to me? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Don't want to bump into my mum, do I? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Might say something I regret. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
-Well, you know why she did it. -Yeah, yeah, we know. She cares(!) | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
You're lucky to have a mum who cares about you, mate. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
Cos I ain't going to have a dad for much longer. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
Not with her sticking her oar in. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Why's that man staring at us? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
I dunno. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Let's get home and we'll stick some popcorn in the microwave, eh? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
She said she didn't want to see no old people film! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Are you kidding me? | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
What, Brief Encounter? The one with the fit doctor? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
-That is a classic, you know? -Yeah! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
People with taste would know that. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
Oh, so you saying that Cruella ain't got no taste? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
I could've told you that, Pops. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
That woman's got ideas above her station, that is for sure. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
Although, I must admit she does have her... | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
..good points. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
Yeah, man. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
Ugh. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
I bet Dot would love to see that film. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
Dot? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
Yeah, you could take her instead. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
I mean, she's all on her own. Probably never gets asked anywhere. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:13 | |
And she's your mate. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Why are you so concerned? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Me? No, I just feel sorry for her. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
See you later. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:22 | |
-So Ian hasn't said anything to you about Beale's? -No. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:29 | |
Just that he had to go to this organic conference or something. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
And what about Steven? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
How d'you mean? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
Oh, nothing. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
I just feel bad, you know, being away from the place so long. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Oh, give over, Jane. You've got to concentrate on you now. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
-Right, just give that a minute to dry. -Thanks. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
I'm so glad you decided to come tonight. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
Well, it is your birthday tomorrow. I didn't really have much choice. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
Just hope I don't live to regret it. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Linda said to meet at The Vic soon as we can. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
Drinks on the house. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
The Vic? | 0:14:58 | 0:14:59 | |
That's OK, ain't it? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
Well, it's just the last time I was in there... | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
I don't know if I can face it. All those people. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
People who care about you. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:09 | |
Yeah. Wait till you've had a little drink. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
You're kidding. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:13 | |
-That's it. -Airport please, mate. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
We're going to Disneyland! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
-CHEERING -Come on, let's get in the car. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
Cheer up, you loser. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Do you want a bite of my pickled egg? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
What, you ain't even got a console? How d'you play your games? | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
We used to have one, but...it broke. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Course it did. You ain't even got a phone neither, have you? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
My mum said I can get one as soon as I'm in secondary school. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
How do you all live in this dump? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Our khazi's bigger than your whole gaff. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Yeah, we're moving soon anyway. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
-Where to? -A big place. Where my dad works. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
You're going to live with dead bodies? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
I thought your lot couldn't get any weirder. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
You're not right, none of you. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
I think me and you should have a little chat, don't you? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Oh, you're here! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:07 | |
Now, listen, I didn't want you worrying, so I've been in touch | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
with The Feathers and made sure they've got a disabled loo. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
-..Thanks. -Right, anyway, | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
let's have a toast. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
The Queen Victorious, ladies and gentlemen! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
You'd better whoop their backsides, girls. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
And let's not forget the birthday girl. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
It's Sharon's celebration tonight and all. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
No, it really isn't. There is nothing to celebrate here. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
And...I've got a little surprise for you. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
Ta-da! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
I made it myself. Happy birthday! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Oh, darling. You shouldn't have. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
She really shouldn't have. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
We're going to celebrate tonight, whether you like it or not. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Ain't that right, Jane? Come on, let's knock 'em dead. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
Knock 'em dead, knock 'em dead. Good luck! | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
Excuse me, bar keep. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
-Come on. -MAN: Bar keep... | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
I don't have to go to the darts, all right? I can hang about here. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
What? You think I can't handle that lot? | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
No, course not. I'm just saying, if you need a spare pair of hands. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
No, you go, it'll be sweet. Go on. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
All right. Good boy. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:05 | |
What, did you enjoy the power, did you? | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
-It was just a joke. -Do you see him laughing? | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
I hate bullies. They make me sick. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
Frightening people to get what they want. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
Hang on. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
YOU took them boots, didn't you? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Right, well, listen to this. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:26 | |
You got a problem with him, then you've got a problem with me. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
Right? | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
So I suggest you go and get them before his dad gets back. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
Let this be a lesson to you, Will. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
You stand up to bullies and they'll run, every time. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
Me and you, we ain't got nothing to hide from. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
-There you are. -Thanks, darling. Have one yourself. -Thank you! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
-I was going to go to bed! -I thought you was celebrating. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
Going to bed early IS celebrating these days. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Oh, yeah? What's all this? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Her tutor e-mailed to say she came top of her class | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
for her essay about Jane Eyre. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
-Hats off. -Well done! I never got top marks for nothing. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
Except the one time when I wrote all my times tables up my leg | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
just before a test. I did! | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
Mind you, I've heard it's not just Jane Eyre she's hot on. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
-Oh, for crying out loud! -Tutor's not so bad, either. Do you mind? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
-Watch it, mate. -Oh, it's all right, just leave it. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
-At least someone's enjoying themselves, ain't they? -Yeah. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
That'll be my Lee next week, | 0:18:41 | 0:18:42 | |
enjoying himself with all his new work mates! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Out on the sauce, celebrating, eh? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
I always said he was too brainy for the Army. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
-And sensitive, ain't ya? -Whit! | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Yeah, your mum said you'd got a snazzy new job. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Good for you! Be nice to be out there, won't it? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Be one of the boys again! | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Yeah, too right. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
Two secs. | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
Same again? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
-DOT: -I nearly didn't let you in, | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
what with all the fireworks and the trick-and-treat hooligans. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
I don't know, it gets earlier every year. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
And it's not just little children, you know, satisfied with a toffee. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:19 | |
No, it's grown men in masks, doing Satan's work for him. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
Well, you can't be too careful nowadays, you know. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
What you come round for? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:27 | |
I hope it ain't about that business with Kim yesterday. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
I've had my fill of it. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
Yesterday? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
Yes. I mean, she come round here, accusing me of all sorts. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:39 | |
I mean, I know she's almost family, but she don't half take liberties. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
Is this all about the bump on that car? | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
Yeah, well, I thought she'd come to apologise. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
But it was the exact opposite. She went off like a bottle of pop. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:52 | |
Dot, all I can do is to apologise on her behalf but, yes, | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
I'll have a word with that girl. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
So it weren't about her that you come round? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
No, no, no, no! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:02 | |
Look, I just happened to notice that they're showing one of | 0:20:02 | 0:20:06 | |
my favourite films next week - Brief Encounter. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
And I wondering if you'd do me the honour of accompanying me. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
Brief Encounter! That was a lovely film. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
It's ages since I went to the pictures. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
But shouldn't you be taking Claudette? | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Ah-ah. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
Not many people appreciate a good thing when they see it. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
Come on, Dot, it'll be fun. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Most exciting thing I've done this week | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
-is buy tickets for the church raffle. -Hey, | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
I might even bring some strawberry bonbons. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
I don't want no tittle-tattle. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:43 | |
What? Two good friends going to watch a film together. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
What is there to talk about, hm? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
MEN: One, two, three! | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Oh, I can't be doing with this. I'm getting off. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
What, now? I'm having fun! | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
Well, you go for it, cos I'd rather be in bed eating sardines on toast | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
and with people who ain't plastered! | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
-I'd keep on eye on that lot if I were you. -Yeah. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
Think I should kick 'em out? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
Why would you do that? They are chucking cash at us. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
You wait till your mum and dad see the takings. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
They're going to be well chuffed. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
MEN: One, two, three! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
All right, all right, keep it down, eh? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
-SLAP -Oi! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Watch it, you pervert! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
What you playing at? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:29 | |
Right, you, out! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
Go on, get out. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
And the rest of you, are you going to behave like adults, or do you | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
want to get your coats and all? It's your choice. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
It all makes sense now. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
What makes sense? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
Kim said she was worried about Dot, | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
but not for the reasons she told me. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
I don't know what you're saying, Pops. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
You blamed Dot for the crash? | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
You threw a tantrum? Eh? | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
You told me you went to apologise. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
You lied to me. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
No, not exactly. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
Please don't tell me you shouted at an old lady. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
And I've felt bad ever since! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
Why do you think I sent him over there? | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
Well, I'm going to tell you something, Kim. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
I'm disappointed in you, man. Really disappointed. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
You must be done in. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:30 | |
Bex said you had hundreds of shares on your post. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
Four manicures, six Brazilians and one Hollywood before lunch | 0:22:33 | 0:22:37 | |
-has got to be a record. -Wow. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
Well, sorry I left you with all them customers. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
It's just Arthur was screaming the place down. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
Ta-da! It's all there. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
See, I told you you could do it. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
Go on, you put your feet up. I'll stick the kettle on. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
Happy now? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Look, she's done good, but she can't do this every time. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
What about next month? | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
I don't know, Martin, but I'm not going to worry about that now. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
PHONE VIBRATES | 0:23:06 | 0:23:07 | |
What are you blanking Mr Lover-Lover for? Trouble in paradise? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
No, I'll call him later. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
That's the right idea. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
Cos once they've had what they want from you... | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
game over! | 0:23:22 | 0:23:23 | |
Right, thanks, bye. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
Someone called Mike just called. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
What, and you answered it? | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
He said you know who he is and if you can't call him back in | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
the next hour, he'll come here instead. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:41 | |
Will! What are you still doing up? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
Excuse me, little man, it's way past your bedtime. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
Come on, let me tuck you in. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
Mum, I ain't a kid! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:48 | |
No, it's all right. I said he could, just for tonight. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
-Had a bit of a bad week, ain't you? -Yeah. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
Why? What's going on? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Well, it turns out some kid's not been very nice to him, | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
been picking on him. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
-Not again. Will, why didn't you tell me about all of this? -Sh. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
They said about the Cokers and him moving there. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
-Living with corpses and that. Didn't they, Dennis? -Dunno. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:09 | |
Right, you give me their name, we're up the school Monday morning, right? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
-Nah, it's cool. Jay sorted it. -Did you? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Well, I found the kid and had a word in his ear. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
Oh, thank you, Jay. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
Don't be silly. It was nothing. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
Well, we've decided, haven't we, | 0:24:22 | 0:24:23 | |
tonight, Billy that we're not going to be moving there? | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
It's too expensive so we're going to be staying put. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
Really? | 0:24:29 | 0:24:30 | |
And, in better news, | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
Will cleared out his room and found these. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
Sorry. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
No need to be sorry, boy. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
It's time for bed now. Come on. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
-Cheers, Jay. -Night, Will. -Night, boy. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
Right, I'm going to shoot. Come on, Dennis. I'll drop you off. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
And then I said I'd meet a mate of mine, all right? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
-Yeah, all right. See you later. -Oh, and Jay? Thank you. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:51 | |
BABE CHEERS | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
Big hand for the champions, please! | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
CHEERING | 0:25:00 | 0:25:01 | |
Can you believe it? | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
And no dodgy darts required! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
That's brilliant! Lee, that is brilliant, ain't it? | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
Do you know what, Linda? Jane had the time of her life. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
I know I don't say this often enough, but... | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
-you are an angel, Linda Carter. -LINDA LAUGHS | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
And I really, really love you! | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
Hang on, hang on! We've missed out the best bit. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
Yeah, listen, listen, listen. She's played a blinder. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
Didn't miss the board once! | 0:25:28 | 0:25:29 | |
Should've seen the face on Geraldine Clough! It could've turned milk. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
I gave her an earful an' all. Dirty cheat. Should be strung up! | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
Listen, it's my birthday in nearly an hour, | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
so I think we should get this party started! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
Cheers, everyone! | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
Here we go! | 0:25:44 | 0:25:45 | |
Good time, then? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
I never thought I'd say this, but... | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
I had a ball. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
It was so nice to get out there and just do something different. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
See, there you go. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
You don't have to rely on Ian, you know? | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
I am family an' all. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
He's going to be so proud of you Jane. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
I bet you can't wait to tell him all about it. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Those bunch of idiots were giving Whitney grief | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
and do you know what I did? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:20 | |
Nothing. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
How pathetic is that? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:25 | |
Right, just sort that boat out, | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
because you know Whit ain't going to see it that way. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
Dad, I thought I could handle them, but they were all just laughing. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
The office is going to be full of people like that. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
What, and you reckon you can't hold your own with that little mob? | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
-I can't. I just proved it! -No, because you're better than them. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
Yeah? You've got something going on in here. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
You got that job because you're the best geezer for it. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
D'you know how proud that girl of yours is of you? | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
-Whitney could have anyone she wants. -Yeah. And who does she want? | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
You. So get that in your nut, soppy, please. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
Oh, you're there! You all right? | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
-No, he's brand-new. Brand-new, ain't you, boy? -Yeah. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
You ain't worried about them idiots out there, are you? | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
-Nah. -Good. Cos come Monday, | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
you'll never have to deal with punters like that again! | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
It's a whole new start. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:14 | |
-OK? -Yeah. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:27:52 | 0:27:53 | |
Yeah, I've got it. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
I'm on my way. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:05 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
Question. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:34 | |
Did you really think I wouldn't track you down? | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
It's all there. You can get off my case now, can't you? | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
That'd be nice... | 0:28:42 | 0:28:44 | |
but you're forgetting about the interest. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:46 | |
Interest? Well, that's not fair, is it? | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
I've paid you what I owe. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:50 | |
I'll give you two weeks. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
What if I can't? | 0:28:54 | 0:28:55 | |
I've seen where you work. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
Least you'll get a discount on your funeral. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 |