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Can't believe somebody else is gonna be living in our flat. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
They're welcome to it. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:30 | |
We did have some good times there though - you, me and Mum. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
SHIRLEY SCOFFS | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
-Shirl... -What?! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
-You don't even miss her, do you? -Oh, what do you want me to remember? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
The time she took a chunk out of my arm? | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
She was our mum. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
When it suited her. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
Oh, do you know what, I ain't doing this today. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
Tina.... | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
Don't you stand there like butter wouldn't melt. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
You just cost me six grand. | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
So less of the attitude, yeah? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
You know, you're gonna start toeing the line. No more weeing upstairs. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
And if I see you with another pair of knickers in your gob... | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
that's it. I'm going to phone the vet, do you understand? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
-Mick? -'Mother.' -How's Nancy? | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
'She's good, yeah. On the mend.' | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
Oh good. Good. Send her my love. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
'How's the boozer?' | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
Yeah. Yeah. Everything's fine, y'know, ticking over. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
'Sweet.' | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
You know what, I reckon we've turned a corner. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
-'How's Lady Di?' -Yeah, Lady Di's all right. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
'Put your lips on her for me, will ya?' | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
She's with me now. Giving me attitude as usual. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
'Aw, I'm over the moon she's better.' | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
-Listen, Mick... Mick, I've gotta go. -'Hold up a minute...' | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
No, no, no. Everything's fine. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
I've gotta sign for a delivery. Bye. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
Busy drinking your winnings? | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
I never had you down as a music buff. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Oh, not a buff as such. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Nonsense! A man of hidden talents. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Next time I'm nabbing you for my team! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
-Er, where you off to, then? -What's it to you? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
If you're planning on meeting my Shaki, then think again. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
I'm just being a mate. It's not like he's got many. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Trust me - he doesn't need friends like you. Off you go! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
Remind me never to get on YOUR bad side. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
As if you could ever get on anyone's bad side. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Derek! Don't forget we've still got a delivery to unpack. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
-We're already behind. -Oh, that will be me holding him up. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Best get out of your hair. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
Yeah well, I want to cover a lot of training. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
And with Helen coming in late, we've plenty to be getting on with. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Have either of you seen Lady Di? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
No sorry, Shirley. Is she missing? | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
No, we've had a row. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
I'll let you know if I see her. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Mick's going to flamin' kill me. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
Derek. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Er, excuse me. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
I'm looking for the Queen Victoria pub. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
I could take you there if you like. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Don't worry. I'm sure I can find it. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
How about a drink later? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
-SHE SCOFFS -I've got tights older than you. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
So is that a yes? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
Call me when you hit puberty. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Hello. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Hello, you. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
What are you doing? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
Abi? Is that you? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
Morning. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
Where have you been. I've been worried stiff about you! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
What are you on about? I told you I was going to see Donna. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Yeah, but you didn't answer your phone. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
I was in two minds whether to call the police. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
My phone died and I left the charger here. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
I'm sorry, Grandma. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Oh, well. I suppose there's no harm done. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:09 | |
What do want for your breakfast? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Oh, no. I'm not hungry. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
Nonsense. You can't go to work on an empty stomach. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:17 | |
What's happened to your cardigan? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
CHUCKLING: Oh, yeah. I spilt Jagerbomb on it. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Honestly, I need a bib. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
You've been drinking into the early hours again, have you? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
That ain't proper behaviour. Not for a respectable young woman, Abi. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:31 | |
Oh, did you decide what reading you're going to do on Sunday? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
Yes. I'm reading from the Book of Ruth. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
Do you want to hear it? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
Yeah, sure. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
"Now it come to pass, in the days | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
"when the judges ruled, that there was a famine in the land. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:55 | |
"And a man came from Bethlehem..." | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
No, I want to report a missing dog. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
What do you mean, am I taking the mick? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Shirley... | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
-Oi, you in the habit of dog nicking? -I'm sorry? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
You will be when the Old Bill nick you for dog-napping. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
I found him wandering around by the Tube. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
-You're lucky he wasn't hit by a car. -It's a her. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Then I suggest you take better care of her in future. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Stuck-up cow. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
This is cosy. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
Oh, come on, Brains. I said sorry. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Look, even if it was a bet, you must admit he was proper fit. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
Woody. Just leave it. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
What, he needs to lighten up. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
No! You tried to set me up. For money! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
I was only trying to help you get your end away. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Yeah, and you didn't think I could do that myself? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
We all need a little helping hand now and again. Ain't that right, T? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
-I'm keeping out of it. -I don't even know what you're doing here. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
It's not like anyone likes you. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
-Johnny! -No, no, no, I'm sorry, | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
I'm sick of him walking round with that stupid grin on his face. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
-All right, mate. -No, no, no. I'm not your mate. No-one is. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
So just stay out of my way, all right? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Smells of polish in here. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Yeah, Sharon's got us spring cleaning before that suit gets here. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
I'm sorry about earlier. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
-Forget it. -Right, I've cleaned the oven and restocked the fridge. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
What you worrying about? We're still running the pub. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
It's good to make a first impression. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
Well he can take us as he finds us. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Billy dropped this off earlier. I forgot to tell ya. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
What is it? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Open it up and you'll find out. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
You know what, I think it's time we started to celebrate. Trace? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
Don't you think it's a bit premature, Shirley? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
For the first time in a long time, we've finally got some money coming in. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
-So can we get the builders in now? -Damn right we can. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
CHEERS AND SQUEALS | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
STIFLED LAUGHS | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
There she is. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Right, that's this one bathed | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
and ready to impress the chicks at playgroup. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Lauren? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
Sorry. Did you say something? Hello. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Nothing important. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
Is everything all right? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
Three job rejections overnight. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
It's like they took one look at my CV and then they just run away. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
And no news from the job at your dad's place? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
No, they would've called by now. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Still, maybe it's for the best. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
How? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Because that way we get to spend more time with you, don't we? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
I just never... | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
never thought I'd be one of them mums, y'know, that just | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
sit at home all day in an old cardigan. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
That wouldn't be so bad, would it? Apart from the cardigan bit. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Look, Dad is giving me more and more responsibility at the restaurant, | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
OK, and...pretty soon I'm going to be able to take care of all of us. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
-You shouldn't have to. -I want to. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
Maybe in a couple of months, | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
you know, we can talk about having another baby. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Listen. You don't have to think about that now, OK. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Let's just focus on the time that we've got together, yeah? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Right, I'm going to take him. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Say bye-bye to Mummy. Say bye-bye. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
-Bye-bye. Good boy. -Bye-bye, darling. Love you. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
I'm so sorry. It's just we were expecting a... | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
What? A man? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
A fellow feminist, I see. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Erm... I'm sorry about the dog-napping thing. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
It's forgotten. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
Listen. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
I'm just here today to get the measure of the place, that's all. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
This is your pub. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
I just want to see how we can improve efficiency | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
and maximise profits. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
Why don't we start with everyone's name? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
Well, I'm Woody. Bar manager. Nice to meet you. How you doing? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
I'm Sharon Mitchell. Also bar manager. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
Ah, two bar managers? Little bit excessive. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Well, Linda, she doesn't do things by halves. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
I'm Tina Carter. I'm just here cos I'm on compassionate leave. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
My mum died. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
I'm Whitney. I'm a full-time barmaid. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Johnny Carter. I just help out when I can. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
And you must be the cleaner. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:05 | |
I've gotta say, you're a marvel with that mop. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Shirley Carter. Licensee. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
I stand corrected. Well, Shirley - | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
how about we start by going through this year's accounts? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
I take it they're all up to date? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
How come you're not at work? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
I called in sick. I couldn't face cleaning out the kennels today. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Lucky you. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Ohhh, I'm never drinking again. DONNA LAUGHS | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Why did I let you talk me into playing Ring of Fire? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
-Oh, stop whingeing. At least you got a kip in this morning. -Nope. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
Grandma guilt-tripped me into picking hymns for her | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
to sing at church. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
She wasn't happy that I was out all night. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
You're MEANT to be having fun - | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
not living as Dot's spinster-in-training. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Yeah, and last night was a right laugh. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Well, next time you have to do the walk of shame, | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
maybe get changed in our spare room first. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Yeah, beats getting interrogated, I suppose. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Well, any time you need to crash, you know where we are. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
How about tonight? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:01 | |
All right, slow down. You'll be moving in at this rate. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
You serious or...? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Well, why not? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:08 | |
I mean, if you're going to hang out there | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
why not pay for the privilege. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
I don't know. I mean, I couldn't do it to Grandma. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
What? Dot's the strongest woman on the Square. She'll be fine. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
You need to loosen up a bit. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
Or do you want to sit in with a hymn book? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
-You sound like my dad. -That settles it then. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
If even your dad's telling you to get a life... | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
The room won't be there forever. You wanna get in there. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:33 | |
You sure the boys won't mind? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
When have you ever known them | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
to turn down the chance of some extra cash? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
-Oh, when you put it like that... -Yeah? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
Yeah, all right. Why not? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
All right, great! All right, we'll celebrate tonight. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
OK, see you later. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
-SHARON: -She doesn't smile much, does she? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
That'll be the Botox. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
You think we're in trouble? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
Who cares what the blonde calculator thinks? It's our pub. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
We run it our way. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
Er, Shirley. I seem to be missing the figures from last month. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
That's cos I ain't done 'em. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Is everything else OK? | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
I've seen better. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Woody did a ladies' night the other night. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
They were lapping it up. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:17 | |
That's what I like to hear. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Is, er... Is everything all right with you and Johnny? | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
Nah, he hates me. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Look, you can't win 'em all, can you? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Stop trying so hard. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
I don't think we've been introduced. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
Hi. I'm Tracey. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Nice to meet you. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
She's an institution around here. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
So is there anything else we can do for you? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
I think I've seen enough. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Do you mind if I have a look upstairs? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
No, it's fine. But don't go in the kitchen, it's still leaking. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
I'll...give you a tour. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:51 | |
She seems nice. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
The sooner she lets us get on running the pub, the better. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
Is everything all right? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Yeah, they just wanna know if Mum wants a plaque at the crematorium. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
What's the point? It's not like she's going to care, is it? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
I've got a good mind to charge you commission, you know. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
What you talking about? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
Thanks to me, you've gone and got yourself a new housemate. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:27 | |
Well, that's amazing. Who is it? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
It's not that, erm... | 0:12:31 | 0:12:32 | |
Woody from the pub, is it? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
It's better than that. Abs. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Tell me you're joking. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
What, I thought you'd be pleased? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
-She's my ex. -And mine. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
It's not like you're gonna hook up with her again, is it? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
It ain't that, all right. Abi's is a bit... | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
Oh...? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Well, she's an olive short of a pizza. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
She ain't that bad. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
She told me she was pregnant. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Yeah, well... | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
She's got an overactive imagination. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
We all make mistakes, don't we? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
What am I going to say to her? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
Well, you got yourself in this mess. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
You can get out of it. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
Oh, erm... | 0:13:17 | 0:13:18 | |
I've finished the stocktaking exercise! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
Already? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
Erm... | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
I went through and checked them all and put the final figures | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
down on the form. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:27 | |
Oh, so you counted all the items individually? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Yep, tins, boxes, the lot. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:31 | |
Did you stop and serve at any point? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
Yep, there were some customers and a few queries | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
whilst you were out the back. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
But I always resumed where I left off. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
And did you mark off each row as you went along, like I said? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
To avoid counting anything twice? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Well... | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
no. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:51 | |
But I think it's pretty accurate. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Yeah, well, according to this, | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
we should have 48 tins of mushroom soup. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Yeah, that did seem a bit excessive. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
Have I done something wrong? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
I'll just, just add it to my list. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
OK. What do you want me to do next? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Take a break? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
Ten minutes? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
Take the full hour. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Thank you. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:17 | |
Hello! | 0:14:19 | 0:14:20 | |
I have just got the most amazing throw for my new bed. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
And I was thinking maybe a cleaning rota. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
-Cos you know what the boys are like. -The thing is, Abs... | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
There's been a bit of a hiccup. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
What sort of hiccup? | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
The boys don't want you moving in. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:33 | |
Well, why not? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
They said some rubbish excuse about not wanting to live with an ex. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
Oh, well, erm...it's probably just as well. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Who else would stay in and watch Eggheads with Grandma? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
So that's it? You're just going to giving up? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
-But you just said... -Er, no. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
We're not gonna let Beavis and Butt-Head ruin our plans. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
-But they've made up their minds. -So? We will change them. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
One way or another, Abi, you're getting that room. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
Lauren. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:04 | |
Hello. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:13 | |
'Can I speak to Lauren Branning, please?' | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Lauren? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
No, I'm sorry. I think you must have the wrong number. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
All right. Bye. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
Did you call me? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
It's nothing. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
OK, right. So let's pretend I'm the customer wanting a refund. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:38 | |
Run me through what you'd do. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
I'm sorry, which button is it again for returns? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
I will get there. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:51 | |
Yeah, look, erm... Helen's gonna be here shortly. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
So why don't we...? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Why don't we just leave it, leave it for today? | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
OK. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:01 | |
-Hiya -Oh, all right, Abs? | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
Yeah, I thought I'd get started on dinner early. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
Don't want you drinking on an empty stomach, do we? | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
Oh, yeah, erm... | 0:16:15 | 0:16:16 | |
Did you...speak to Donna? | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
Oh, yeah. Everything's fine. I mean, it's probably for the best. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
So was there anything else? | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
I thought I'd cook us all dinner. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
A little thank you for letting me crash last night. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
Oh, well, that's nice, but there's really no need. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
Well yeah, of course there is. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Now you go and get comfy, and I'll sort the rest out in here. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
-All right. -All right. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:39 | |
Has Tina said anything to you? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
No. Why? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
-She just seems a bit quiet, you know. -Do you know... | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
I've actually got a mate of mine I could set her up with. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
Woody! This is what I mean. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:57 | |
You keep going on. Just stop trying so hard. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Three hours I've been sat in that meeting | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
and not so much as a biscuit. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:04 | |
The joys of planning. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
And now I've got a load of planning applications | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
-to go through by tomorrow. -Well, if you ever need a hand, | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
I've seen a lot of fine print over the years. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
I might hold you to that. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
Who's that, Johnny? | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Oh, she's a business consultant. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
She was sent over by the freeholders to help "improve efficiency." | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
With legs like that, she'll have no trouble pulling the punters in. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
Oh. Oh, no, she doesn't work here. She's just here to offer advice. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
Thank you both. You've been really helpful. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Is there anything else we can help you with? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:33 | |
I think we can work on maximising your revenue but from what I can | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
see, it's a lovely little pub. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
So what we'll hear from you in about a month? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
Tomorrow, actually. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:41 | |
I'd like to outline a few suggestions to boost turnover. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Don't forget your coat. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
Well, we're looking forward to it already, aren't we, Shirley? | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
Woody. Put some music on, will ya? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
MUSIC: I Only Want to Be with You by Dusty Springfield | 0:17:54 | 0:17:59 | |
Turn it off. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
Ignore her. Turn it up. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
I said turn it off! | 0:18:02 | 0:18:03 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
What are you doing? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
Derek, leave him. Let him go. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
I think you should put that back. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
What you gonna do about it? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
Well, I can't do anything about it. But the police? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
That's another story. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
It's your word against mine. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Perhaps. But the CCTV footage might change that. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
It's just there for show. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
That's as maybe. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
But is that a risk you really want to take? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
Go on, have another look. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
Give them a nice big clear shot of your face | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
so they can work on that, eh? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
But on the other hand, | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
if you want to avoid the whole thing, you could just put it back. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
You see him checking me out? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
I could have him done for sexual harassment. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
Don't listen to him. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Oh, I've heard much worse than that in my time, believe me. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Mind you, he did have my heart racing a little bit there. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Oh, no, I'm sorry. Yes, The Minute Mart Manual. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
It expressly discourages confronting shoplifters. I'm sorry. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
Yes, you're right, it does. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
Actually, I think what you just did there, | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
you were kind of brilliant. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Really? | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
Yeah, you know what, I think you and I are going to get on just fine. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
Fancy a cup of tea? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
Yeah. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:49 | |
So how is it? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
Oh, it's very good, Abi, very good. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
Feel free to come and cook for us any time. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
I think the four of us make a good team. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
Yeah. I could get used to this. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
What about you two? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
Hang on a minute. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:10 | |
Oh, you think you can butter us up by cooking for us, do you? | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
Well, it worked, didn't it? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
We already told ya, the answer's no. It ain't a good idea. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
Why not? I'm here all the time anyway. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
What difference does it make? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
We just think it works best the way it is. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Oh, so you're happy to eat my food and drink my vodka | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
-as long as you can send me home after? -Yep. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
What you doing? | 0:20:32 | 0:20:33 | |
You can't stop her moving in and keep all the perks. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
Oh and by the way, while we're at it, I'm moving my TV into my room. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:41 | |
You wouldn't. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Good luck playing video games without a telly. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
You know how to play dirty, don't you? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
So what's it going to be? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Abi moves in | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
or you forfeit your gaming rights. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
Fine. You win, all right. She can move in. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
But I don't want no weird stuff, all right? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
All right, I promise. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Look at us. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Like a proper little family, aren't we? | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
You're not gonna to jump, are you? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Knowing my luck, I'd land on Dot or something. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Can you do me a favour, can you just step away from the edge? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
I'm really not good with heights. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
I didn't mean to upset you. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
You didn't. It's just... | 0:21:41 | 0:21:42 | |
My mum used to sing us that song when we were kids. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
I know it's stupid. I just expect her to walk in, you know, | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
with her dress inside out, in a flap about something. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:59 | |
Yeah, I was the same with my dad, when he... | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
Is he dead? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
Yeah, he... | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
died not much older than I am now. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
I was only a kid at the time. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
That must've been hard. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
Yeah, it was. I used to tell my mates that he'd gone away. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:18 | |
Opened up some flash business in the States. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
I said it so many times I actually believed it myself. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
What did your mum do? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
She fell apart. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
Seven years old and suddenly I was the man of the house. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
I actually got myself a paper round. Six quid a week. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
I used to give her every penny. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
A lot of good that did. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
I bet she appreciated it. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
Yeah, maybe. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
I just feel lost. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:51 | |
You know, like I don't belong anywhere any more. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
Yeah, well, you've got Shirl, ain't ya? | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
Shirley's got her own problems. She don't need me around. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:03 | |
It's just as well I'm here then, in it? | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
I hardly know you. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
What's there to know? I'm 34. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
I like women, motorbikes and erm...Sherbet Dip Dabs. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:18 | |
There's more to you than that. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:19 | |
No. I'm as shallow as a puddle, me. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
I don't believe that. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:22 | |
I'm glad you came. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Really? I don't think anyone else is. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Well, you've just, you know, gotta stop trying so hard. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
Why does everyone keep on telling me that? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
Just...just chill out. Stop trying to be everyone's friend. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
Yeah, I suppose I just want everyone to like me. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
Well, I like you. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
-Is that a come-on? -Shut up. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
Hey, listen - you're not the first lesbian I've ever had. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
Oh, yeah, in your dreams. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
-It's true. -THEY LAUGH | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
So come on. You gonna jump? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
Well, Shirley's got me on the late shift. So maybe tomorrow, yeah? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:10 | |
Yeah. Yeah, tomorrow | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
Right, that's all sorted. Dad's gonna cover my shift for me | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
so I thought we could curl up in front of a DVD? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Did my phone ring earlier? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Er...no. Why? | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
That Corinne from Weyland's, | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
she's just e-mailed me saying she tried to call me earlier. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:36 | |
Must have taken your number down wrong. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
Yeah, true. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
Still, you know, there's going to be plenty of other jobs, isn't there? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
Oh... | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
No, I'm through to the next round! | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
What? | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
Yeah, I know. I can't believe it either. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
Oh, ain't you pleased? | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
Yeah, no, of course I am. I always knew you could do it. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:57 | |
Come here. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Oh, good, you're home. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
I've made your favourite for supper. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
Oh, I'm not hungry. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:14 | |
Oh, come on. I made it specially for you. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
The stain, you got rid of it. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
Well, I've still got a few tricks up me sleeve. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
And I know how much that cardigan means to you. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
Come on, eat up. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
I don't want your mother at me. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
I mean, Tanya'll think I ain't taking care of you. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:38 | |
-Go on. -Yeah... | 0:25:38 | 0:25:39 | |
FOOTSTEPS | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
You know what I don't get? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
Is why someone as fit as you is still single. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
Well, I ain't exactly spoilt for choice around here, am I? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
What's YOUR excuse? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:10 | |
I like to keep my options open, I guess. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
So you don't fancy Whit then? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
Why? You going to put a good word in for me? | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
What, and do the graft for you? No chance. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
Gets easier, you know. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:26 | |
It doesn't feel like it. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
Oh, come here. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:31 | |
I just feel completely on my own. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:40 | |
You know, everyone I love leaves me. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
It's my mum, my dad, | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
Sonia... | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
and now even Mick, HE'S gone. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
Yeah, but you're not on your own. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:54 | |
I'm here, ain't I? | 0:26:56 | 0:26:57 |