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-SHE SCREAMS -Put me down! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
Oh! Why did you do...?! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
-What are you doing? You frightened me! -Yeah, well, I thought I'd give you a heart attack, | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
-then I'd give you mouth-to-mouth! -What are you doing here? | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
-I'm on leave, ain't I? How are you? -Oh, I'm fine. Don't do that. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
-Good to see you. -Yeah. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
-Cor-getti. -Courgetti! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
It's all the rage. It's very healthy, very modern. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
-Well, what's the matter with pasta? Even you can't mess that up. -I'm making the effort here. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
Me and Mick, we never get to eat together any more, just the two of us. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
-What's that smell? Ooh! Mary Berry! -I'm doing spag bol. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
-With "courgetti". -You what? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
-It's very modern, apparently. -Mm. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
-Er, Mum? -What? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
Nothing, just, um...was wondering | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
if maybe you'd like to keep your eye on the bar for us this evening. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
-Mm, does that mean you're giving me my job back? -Yes, it does. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Sparkling water under the bridge. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
-Does anyone know who that bloke is on the Square? -What's he look like? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
-Small little geezer, muggy little face. -Oh, Ian Beale? -No, no. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:36 | |
-Some muppet that looks like he knows Whitney. -I swear I recognise him. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Sorry, darling. Ain't got a clue who you're talking about. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-Oh! Courgetti! Nice! -Ah, thank you! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
Finally, someone with a little bit of class round here! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
-Yeah, come on, you. Come and help me with this delivery. -Save me some. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
-I've been thinking. -Oh, yeah? Hurt, did it? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
Why did you let Whitney come back and stay here? | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Well, she's paying rent, ain't she? We need the money. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer, | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
-is that what it's like? -COMEDY ACCENT: -Courgetti! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
You leave my "courgetti" alone! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Did he go down for his afternoon nap? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Yeah. Yeah, I'll be home to put him to bed. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Sorry, yeah. Er, | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
I'm still here. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Where did you disappear to this morning? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
-Nowhere, just following up on a lead for a job. -Good lad. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
-You home for tea? -No, I'm at a mate's tonight. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
You sure? We're having pizza. Extra garlic and herb dip. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
They do a big one now and all. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Benefits have come through, have they? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Mum, why don't you buy a frozen pizza from the shop? | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
-It'll be half the price! -They don't do the dip! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Right, I'm late for picking up the boys. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
-MOBILE RING -If you change your mind about tea... | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
CONTINUES RINGING | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
-So, how long you on leave for? -Couple of days. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Have you seen Lee? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Yeah, yeah, I was with him last week. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
We went right out on the lash in Dover. Had a three-day hangover. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
-It was brutal, Whit. -So, he's all right then, yeah? -Yeah, you know Lee. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:18 | |
Oh, he told me about the divorce proceedings going ahead and all that. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
-Finally happening, is it? -Yeah, looks like it. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
I got the official letter through this morning. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
-I've, um... I've got to get this over to my mate's house. -Oh, yeah? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
-What is it? -It's a babygro. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
-Is it? -Yeah. -All right, I'll come with you. -What? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Yeah, babies love me. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
-Seriously, I'll come. -OK. -THEY CHUCKLE | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
OK. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
-How many glasses? -Just a straw, please. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
A couple of glasses. I'm waiting on Kush. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
-Date night. -Ooh! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Whit? Where are you? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
Can you give me a call when you get this? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
They reckon the negotiations could go on and on. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
-Who knows where we'd end up. -Oh, Ted, I don't care about Brexit. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
-I just care about the fact we might be in prison by the end of the week. -Oh, here we go again. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:14 | |
It's not, "Here we go again." I've never been there. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
-You? You're acting as though you're a seasoned criminal. -Ha. -Thank you. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Sorry, don't mind me. I'm just waiting on my fella. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
It's your court hearing in a couple of days, isn't it? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
Yes, it is. Thank you. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Sorry. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
It must be a worry. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Denise, why don't you join us while you're waiting? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Oh. Well, that's very kind of you, thank you. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Cheers. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
Keanu, you ain't listening to me. I just left the after school club. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
They weren't there! That's what I'm telling you! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
The woman reckons some bloke picked them up. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
I don't know who! They let my kids go off with a stranger! | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
Yeah, they were saying they thought it was their uncle. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Yeah, I'm heading home now. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
Hey, Lauren. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
-What's wrong? -You know that development in W5 we're launching next week? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
The invites were meant to go out yesterday, but they weren't done. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
-And...? -And there's over 500 of them that need to go out tonight. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
-No. No, I'm sorry, but I can't. -Come on. Please? We can do it together, many hands and all that. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:25 | |
-Just get one of the temps to do it. -No, I need to know that they've gone out. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
Right, so you're going to sit there, stuffing envelopes all night, are you? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
I'll throw in a takeaway. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Come on. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Chatham? Riley? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
-Hello, darling. -Kids, go to your room. -Aw, we're playing. -I said go. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:46 | |
-Now! -It's so unfair. -Come on. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Good boys. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
How did you get into my flat? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
What do you want? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Well, let's start with what I'm owed. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
Shall we? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
-When were you there? -Couple of years ago. With some mates. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Seriously, it's heaven on earth! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
-The clubs are... -There we are. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
-Thanks, Mum. -That looks lovely. Cheers. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
-Oh, enjoy. -You couldn't get us some ketchup, could you, Kathy? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-Yeah, of course. -Thanks. You're a star. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
-Nice, isn't it? -Mm. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
-I'll stuff, you seal. -Mm-hm. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Shall we not just ask Megan to come and help us? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
No, no. We'll manage. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
At least we don't have to lick the envelopes. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
-What? -No, no, nothing. It's um... | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
No, it's just the thought of you licking an envelope like that... | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
It's kind of sexy. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
OK(!) | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
So you think licking envelopes is sexy? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
-Very niche, but... -All right, come on, let's crack on with it. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
If that's your thing! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Hello, Joshy! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Imogen. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
Sorry. Who are you? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
700 quid?! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
Karen, sweetheart, we had a deal. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
You didn't pay and now you owe interest. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
What interest? You never said anything about interest. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
-I never signed anything. -I'll be back later, yeah? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
-And I want my money. -This is bang out of order, this is. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:33 | |
You could always report me to the relevant authorities. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
-Nice couple of nippers you've got here. -You leave them out of it! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
They've got special needs. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Yeah... | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
I thought there was something a bit funny about them. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
-Mum? I'm starving. -What's to eat? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
Who are you? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
He's... He's a mate of mine. This is, er, Lloyd. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
Nice to meet you, fella. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Listen, I best be off. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
-See you later, yeah? -Yeah. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
It's fine. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Go and put the kettle on. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
# All that she wants is another baby | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
# Mm-mm-mm | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
# All that she wants is another baby.. # | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
-FRONT DOOR SHUTS -Kim! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
Oh, here he is. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Take a seat, my lover. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
MASTERCHEF VOICE: I have been slaving away, | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
preparing a MasterChef classic with onion gravy on the side. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:42 | |
It is, the one, the only, toad in the hole! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
Now, cooking doesn't get much tougher than this! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
Yeah, I can't. I've got to get back down to the bar. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
I've just put a toad in the hole for you. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Yeah, the new girl called in sick again. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
I'm going to have to get rid of her. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Um, have you seen the spare keys to the store room? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
-I thought we was going to stay in and everything. -I don't have a choice, do I? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
Well, how long are you going to be? Cos I've got something I want to talk to you about. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
I'm going to be late. Listen, save me some. That looks really nice. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
Well, that didn't go according to plan, did it? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
And it was the first time that Martin changed her. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
-It actually squirted in his face? -That is disgusting, that is! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
I think a little bit actually did go in his mouth. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
How cute is she? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Yeah, face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
You can't say that! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
I've been trying to call you. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
I mean, I was worried. I thought something might have happened. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
Oh, sorry. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
Woody, this is Moose. Moose, Woody. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Yeah. Lee's mate, right? I remember. How you doing? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-Yeah, you all right? -Yeah, sweet. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Right. Well, say goodbye. We'd better be going, yeah? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
OK. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:16 | |
I'm ready. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
-So, when did you get back? -A couple of weeks ago. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
Good, was it, Thailand? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Yeah, it was. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Until Josh called and said we were over. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
I'm joking! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
Oh, look at his little face. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
We're better off as mates, aren't we? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
-Yeah. -Have you been travelling. Laura? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
-It's Lauren. -You know, it'll do you the world of good. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
I hadn't had a break since uni. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Went straight to GDL, LPC, training contract... | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
I'm a lawyer. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Oh, sorry. I didn't ask what you did here. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
-Um... -Lauren's across all our projects. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Logistical support, mainly. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
-Cool. And where did you go to uni? -Imogen. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
What? I'm just asking. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
-MOBILE RINGS -Answer it. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
Yeah, I'd better. He'll be going down now. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
Sorry. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
She's got a kid? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Yeah? And what? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
The great unwashed, eh? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
-Don't be mean. -I'm not. I'm just saying. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
You look good. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Thanks. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Yeah... | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
This is the part where you say - you look good, too. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
Well, you do. You, er... You look well. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
Hot yoga. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
-Sorry about that. -Everything all right? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
-Yeah, Louie just wanted to say good night. -Oh, that's sweet! | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
Right, I've got to nip to the loo. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Play nice. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:06 | |
So... What's your husband's name? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
I, um... I'm not married. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
Oh, sorry. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
It's just, with the baby and all... | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Louie. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
-He's two, actually. -Right. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
So, are you and Josh together, then? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
-Me and Josh? -Mm. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
No, we just work together, that's all. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
Oh, that makes more sense. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:36 | |
Well, you've got a kid. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
-What's that got to do with anything? -Well, Josh hates kids. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
He won't have anything to do with them. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Or anyone that's got one, for that matter. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Oh, would you like some? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:52 | |
You completely showed me up, rushing me out of there like that. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
-No, I didn't. -I'm not a 1950s housewife, Woody. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Ooh, there they are. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
Mr and Mrs Courgetti! How was it then? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
Do you know what, Mother? Really lovely bit of munch. Healthy. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Aw, Gwyneth Paltrow, eat your heart out! | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
That good, was it? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Moose! What's wrong? Has something happened to Lee? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
-No, no. Lee's sound. -What are you doing here, boy? -Have you seen him? Lee? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was with him last week, he's fine. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
I'm just on my leave, thought I'd swing by. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
-So, Lee's all right then? -L, L, first things first. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
Give the boy a light ale. Go on. Pull the old pump. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:35 | |
Mum, get out the way. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
-What are you doing with that? -It's not working. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
I think the fuse has gone in the plug. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
I'm going to take it to that electric shop on the high street. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
-Can you get me some chocolate, or something? -Oh, yeah. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
-Get me something and all. -No, you're having pizza later. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
No, that's cool. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
OK. I'll get a taxi now. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
See you later. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
That was Izzy. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
You know, Izzy and Harry. They're having drinks in Soho. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
-They asked if you wanted to join. -Er, no. No, I'm good. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
-I'd better finish up. -Laura can do that, can't she? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
-Lauren. -Whatever. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Joshy, text me later when you're done. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
-Nice to meet you. -Yeah, you too. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
"Joshy! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
"Harry! Izzy!" | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
I know. She drives me nuts. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
-In a good way? -No, definitely not in a good way. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
-I just wanted her to leave. -Why? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Cos there's something I've been wanting to do all evening. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
What? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Let's just, um, get all this done, yeah? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
That was embarrassing. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:54 | |
-Joe the goat?! -He actually looked after the goat?! -That is his job. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
-He looks after the regiment's goat. -Nah, nah. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
-You're having a bubble, you, ain't you? -Mick, I swear to you, they've got a goat. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
-Not the goat that they trot out before the rugby matches? -That's it. That's the one. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
-Me, Lee, and the boys, right, we've gone to visit like some football match thing. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
And when we get there, we find out this goat has got its own | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
-house round the back of the barracks. -What? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
No, hold up a minute. The goat's got his own little gaff, has he? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
-No way! -Go on, go on. What did you do? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
-We might have got him drunk. -No! You got a goat drunk? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
-In fact, we got him bladdered. -That's horrible. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:34 | |
That ain't even the worst bit. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
A month later, we get a phone call, this goat now won't leave its house. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
The thing's traumatised. We nearly got court martialled for it. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:44 | |
-Poor goat! -I know, I know. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
What's so funny? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
-Him. -You're a bad man, Moose. You're a very bad man. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:56 | |
-Come on, you! -Off his nut, him! Off his nut. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
So, how long you two been together, then? | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
-A while now. We're engaged. -Yeah? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Yeah, as soon as her divorce comes through, we're getting married. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
-Really? -Mm. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
-Well, congratulations then. -Cheers, mate. -Thank you. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
And another person who wrote a really good book in prison was Nelson Mandela. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:25 | |
-Ah, The Long Road To Freedom. -Long Walk To Freedom. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
Yeah, that's the one. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
Hey, I could come out of the nick a best seller! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
-Yeah. -Do you know what? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
There was someone else who wrote their autobiography in prison. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
Hitler! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
This is not a joke, love. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
-All right. Yeah, I'm on my way. I'm leaving now. -MOUTHS | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
I'm sorry, I've got to run. I've got to go to site, | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
some issue about security passes for the night delivery. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
-I'll come with you. -No, no, no. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
It's boring stuff. I'll text you later, yeah? | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Yeah. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
You know you don't have to worry about me, don't you? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:16 | |
No, I know I don't. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
-We're talking about going Mykonos next year. -Oh, very fancy. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:22 | |
-That'll be lovely. -He's not like his dad. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
Now keep that. See you. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
You do know she's completely in love with you still, don't you? | 0:17:35 | 0:17:39 | |
-Do you think you'd ever get back together? -No. No way. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
She kept going on about having kids and buying a place, settling down. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
What's so bad about that? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:49 | |
Mortgage, marriage, maternity. Terrifying. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Nah, she wanted to move at 100mph. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
-And you...? -I've got this place. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
My career. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
And you. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Me? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
What? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Nothing. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
You're still thinking about what I said about licking envelopes, aren't you? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
A little bit, yeah. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
You know it's a good stag, don't you, when you can't remember it? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
-Lee had a good time, didn't he? -What was that fella's name? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
-You know, the one who nicked the Jack-the-Ripper behind the boozer. -Oh, Beanbag. -That's the one. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
What? I always thought Beanbag was a nice boy. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
Aw, his wife and baby, they all right? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
-Good, as far as I know, yeah. -Yeah, yeah. Johnny, get me some more tonic, and you, come with me. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:50 | |
Come on. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
-Get us another pint, would you, Whit? -I think you've had enough. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Oh! How come you ain't told Woody the divorce papers have come through? | 0:18:55 | 0:19:00 | |
Moose! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
Will you keep your voice down? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
I told you, I only got that letter this morning. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
Fair point. Seriously, I am going to need another pint though. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
What do I want to buy that for? My kids have already left home. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
Oi, what's your game? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Here, Mick, don't fancy buying this, do you? 30 quid? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
-You can't sell that moody gear in here. -Why not? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
It's a boozer. It ain't Swap Shop. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Do you remember that? Swap Shop? I used to love that. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
-Who was that one on it? Noel Chegwin. -Keith Chegwin. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:34 | |
-Yeah, that one. -So, what do you say, then? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
-30 quid? -I'm going to have to ask you to leave, my little darling. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
You're driving everyone mad. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
Go on. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:45 | |
I can't believe I spent my night stuffing envelopes. Associate director, | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
-that's what it says on my door. -Yeah, well, you could have asked one of the temps, couldn't you? -Yeah. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:56 | |
Yeah, course I could. But then I wouldn't have been able to spend the evening with you. | 0:19:56 | 0:20:01 | |
Right, I'm going to chuck these in the post. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
I could bring back some chocolate, some salty snacks, | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
-non-alcoholic wine. -Yeah, OK, why not? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Listen, um, I thought maybe we could do something this weekend. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
-Me, you, and Louie. -Yeah. Yeah, course, sounds great. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Well, he's never been to London Zoo. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
He would love it. He's got this thing for giraffes. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
Or maybe we could do something, just me and you, you know? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
Yeah, OK. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
Cool, if that's what you want to do. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
Right, well, I'll get my people to get in touch with your people | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
and we'll put a date in the diary. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
All right, I'll be right back. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
-All sorted? -I tried. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
Please! My kids are here. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:49 | |
Mum? Who is it? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
No-one. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Got your cash card on you? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Then we're going for a little walk, ain't we? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
Well, it'll only let me draw out 250. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
-I'll be back tomorrow for the rest. -Mum, who is it? | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
No-one. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
I'm just popping back out. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Won't be long. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Joyce, maybe what you got to do, you got to just try | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
and treat it like a bit of a break. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
-Like a holiday. -It's not Butlin's. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
Well, it can't be that bad. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
-Oh, you really don't care, do you? -Oh, Joyce, not this again. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
We could be banged up by the end of the week | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
-and all you can do is make jokes. -Sit down, Joyce. You're making a show. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
No, you are making a fool of me. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
Excuse me. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
I am sorry. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
What did I say? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
-Denise. -Oh, hello! Here he is! This is my fella. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
-Sorry I'm late. I had a bit of a nightmare. OK... -What? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
-How much have you had? -What? Oi! I have had... | 0:21:48 | 0:21:53 | |
-More than the recommended amounts of alcohol for a woman. -Yeah. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:59 | |
-And I'm going to say no more than that. -OK. Let's get you home. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
-Come on. -No, we're going to the Albert. -No, we're going home. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
-Are we? -Yes! -Oh, I like it when you're commanding, darling! | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
You OK? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
Well, not really, son, no. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
Truth be known, | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
I'm petrified. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
MUSIC ON JUKEBOX: Alright by Supergrass | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Mm! Love this track! | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
-Here, how do I...? -Moose, you're not allowed behind.. -VOLUME INCREASES | 0:22:33 | 0:22:37 | |
-Turn that down now! -Oh, you want to dance, Whit? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
-Oi, you! -We can dance. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
No, no, no. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
No, no, no. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
-It's all right. -Get off me. -All right, I'll behave. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
-He's going to get a slap in a minute, I swear. -Oh, just keep your fists to yourself, Rambo. All right? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:52 | |
He's harmless. Go on. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Milk chocolate, white chocolate... | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
-Hey. -Oh, hi. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
How was it? | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Busy. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Pearl asleep? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
Oh, she went down hours ago. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
Um, can we talk now, please? | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
Ah, Kim, um... Babe, I'm out on my feet here. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
Can I, um, eat first? | 0:23:29 | 0:23:34 | |
Yeah, go on, then. Put your feet up. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
-I'll bring it through to you, yeah? -Thank you, babe. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
Cos, um, | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
I wanted to tell you properly, you know. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
With music and dinner. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
And a glass of wine. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
But...no wine for me right now. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:55 | |
Cos, um, I've just found some news. | 0:23:55 | 0:24:00 | |
I didn't believe it at first, so... | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
I did three of them. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
And... | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
they've all come back positive. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
Vincent? | 0:24:16 | 0:24:17 | |
I'm pregnant. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
You, me, Pearl, | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
and this little one. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
Our family's growing. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
-Where's he meant to be staying tonight? -I don't know. He didn't say. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
-Well, he ain't staying here. -Can't just chuck him out on the street. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
He can stay in my bed. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
He can sleep on the settee. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
Come on then, Whitney. Give me a hand. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
Come on. Get up. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
Mum, you all right? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:29 | |
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine, love. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
You go back to bed. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
You sure? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:36 | |
You go back to bed. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Everything's fine. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:40 | |
Love you. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
-I don't get paid enough for this. -MOOSE BURPS | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
Oh, he's rancid! Oh! | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
Sorry, lads. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
-Woody, make sure he gets his shoes off. -I ain't touching his feet. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:18 | |
-I'll get him a blanket, yeah? -Yeah. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
What you waiting round for? A little good night kiss? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Listen, you little mug! You stay away from Whitney! | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
-Yeah, yeah, I get it. You're getting married, ain't you? -Yeah, that's right. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
Yeah, soon as Lee files the divorce papers, isn't it? | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Funny thing is though, | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
he's already done it. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
Wonder why she never told you. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
Weird that, isn't it? | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 |