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Geeza here, his old woman found out he's got a whole | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
family on the other side of the country. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
Wife, chavs... I mean, how does he have the energy for that? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
Is this your way of telling me there's another Mrs Carter, | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
with a load of little Carters running around somewhere? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
-Oh, leave off, you lot have put enough years on me. -Oi! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
Young man...? You going to help me in the barrel store or...? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Yeah, course... I do want to try and catch Ted and Joyce | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
before they go to court, though. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Wonder how long they'll get sent down for. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
Well, lets hope it doesn't come to that. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
I thought you'd forgiven them. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Nah, I said I understood how it happened. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Forgiveness is something else. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
-Morning. -Morning. -Morning. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
All right... | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
-Babe, ya all right? -Excuse me.... | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
It's all ruined! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
I'm dreading the boys coming back, can't bear telling them | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
about Bronson. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
It's going to break their hearts. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
They're going to look after him, aren't they? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Yeah, course they will... | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
They're not going to know he likes his tummy rubbed or he won't eat unless someone's with him... | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Are we getting the electric back soon? I need to keep Rooney warm. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Why couldn't they have taken him instead of Bronson? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
They're not going to want him, are they? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
There must be a way we can get Bronson back. They can't just take someone's pet! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
-Do you think they'll come back, Mum? -Oh, it's only going to get worse, ain't it? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
You know, another 200 quid interest and what happens when we can't pay that, yeah? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
You know, it's going to end up being thousands. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
I need a fag. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Oh! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
I'll be at your back gate in two minutes... | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
You're not going to work. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Why not? | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
I've got other plans. You-and-me plans for the day. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Sounds promising... | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Meet me at your back gate, yeah? | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
OK. Bye. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Any idea how long you've got off at Christmas? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
No, not yet. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
I bet you'll have one of them office parties, won't ya? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
I've never had one of them. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
I suppose so, dunno. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Lovely day out there. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
Bet you wish you weren't stuck in an office all day. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
I'll, erm, just go and get little man ready... | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Here, I'm going to go for a run. You fancy it? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Since when do I run? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
Yeah. You all right? | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Yeah, I'm fine. I just needed some space. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Yeah, I thought we got past this yesterday, babe, | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
but we haven't, have we? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
And I said I'm sorry. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:51 | |
I mean, what kind of geeza would I be if I just let him | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
crack on with you like that? I mean, I don't... | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Oh, "He started it", yeah? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
Woody... | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
..I want to marry a man, I don't want someone in a playground. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
I'll work on it. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
Yeah. I know. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
Look, let's go for a run. We've got two hours. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
No, no... | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
I'm going to go and see Stacey, all right? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Yeah, all right. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Whit...? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Yeah? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
We're all right, ain't we? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Yeah. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
Thanks. You're a life-saver. I mean it, a real hero! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:47 | |
Now all we've got to do is find 200 quid... | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
I'll go round mates, see what I can get. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
We got to stay positive, yeah? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
Off on your holidays? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
Court. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Oh...today, is it? Good idea, taking a bag. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Here, if you end up in Dickens Hill, ask around for a Malc Jenkins. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
Tell him you know me, he'll look after ya. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Hopefully it won't come to that, eh? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
I'll keep an eye on your flat for ya. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
We're for the court. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Wonder if their electric's been turned off, as well. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Que sera, sera... | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Good luck! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
Here ya... | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Thank you... | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
So listen to this. Billy asked me if I fancied learning embalming. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:55 | |
Not whilst I'm eating, bruv... | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
Nah, I'm just saying, it got me thinkin', you know, like... | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Am I just there to pass the time or is this, y'know, an actual career? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
No-one wants to be an undertaker. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:04 | |
Why? Job security. People are always going to die. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
So... when you moving into Luke's, then? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Well, save you leaving there every morning, | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
to come back here to get changed for work, dunnit? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
-I ain't moving in with him. -You mean he hasn't asked you. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
I mean, I'm me own person. I like me independence, don't I? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
Such a bird. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
At least one of us gets some action, eh? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Yeah... Right, I'd better get going, cos Billy'll be on one. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
Oh, yeah... | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
What? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Well, it's your turn to pay, innit? For the bacon butty. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
Me wallet's in me coat. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
Oh, yeah? Present from Mr Wonderful, is it? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
It's Luke's! I must have picked up the wrong one! | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Well, ain't you going to look through it? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
I bet it's full of gold cards and receipts for posh restaurants. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
No, I ain't looking through Luke's wallet. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Yeah, all right. Right, I'll catch you later, then. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
See ya later. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
You've got to tell her. Everyone knows. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Well, not everyone. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
Three people said congratulations. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
Three people that I don't even know. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Well, I've got followers, innit? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
You need to tell your sister before someone else does. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
Look, I just got to find the right time. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
When you're screaming for gas | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
and air, as they take you into the delivery room, yeah? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Look, I get it, all right? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
You don't want to upset your sister over the whole baby thing... | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
I mean, how is she going to react | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
when I casually tell her that we're having a baby? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
This needs careful planning. I can't just tell her like that... | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
Shame you didn't think about that before broadcasting it on your vlog. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
You know what? That reminds me - we've got to book the photographer. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
What for? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
For the Beyonce-inspired maternity pictures, of course. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
Please. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
So he got jealous. That's a good thing, innit? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
How would you feel if Moose was all over you and he did nothin'? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
He weren't "all over me". He was only flirting. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Yeah, I get what you're saying. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
He shouldn't act like he owns you, but... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Just suppose some girl was flirting with him. You'd have her eyes out. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
No, I wouldn't. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
I would. Anyone gives Martin the eye, my claws come right out. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
I guess it could be worse. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
You know what this is, don't ya? | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
You ain't even divorced yet, Whit, | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
and you're going from being Lee's wife | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
to Woody's wife, with no time to yourself. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
What would you have said to them, anyway? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
I just would have wished them luck. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
They've really been going through it. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I have to say something. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
He shot you! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Yeah, because he thought I was an intruder. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
-It's as much my fault. -What?! -I'm not going over this again, Mum. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
Well, I'll never get it. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:48 | |
I'm with you, Linda. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
Someone shot me, I'd hold a grudge rest of my life. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Shows you Johnny's a better man than me. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Just pray they get off with a light sentence, eh? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
At the end of the day, we don't want them | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
going down for a long time at their age, do we? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
-You give me five clues... -No. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
..and then I get three chances to guess... | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
No clues, no chances... | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
I'm not moving until you tell me where we're going. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
I told you, it's a surprise. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
OK, well, then, why didn't we just get in your car? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Because I had to leave it at work. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
I'm pretending we're in an all-day meeting. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
-That's clever. -Mm, I'm not just a gorgeous face. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
No...no, not till we get there. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
Right, OK. I thought we could spend a romantic day. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
Oh, romance. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
First of all, we're going ice skating. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Then we're having lunch in a very secluded dining experience. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
-Uh-huh. -And then we're booked into a romantic boutique hotel, | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
where we can order room service and... | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
And... I like the sound of that "and". | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Good. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Excuse me. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
I'm nearly there now... The laundrette on Bridge Street, yes... | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
I know I'm running late - I don't need you to tell me that - | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
but I'm still going to need a coffee, | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
so they're just going to have to wait. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Yes. Dad. I'm nearly there! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
Well, it's all ready for you to pick up. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Great, all right, all right, Miss Morris, | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
I'll see you later. Yep, bye. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Right, that's everything set up. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
Did you go for a run? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Nah... I had to change the barrels. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:12 | |
Now, Whit... I've been thinking about everything you said... | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
and you're right - I shouldn't have lashed out at Moose like that. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
I need to sort it out. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
He just got under my skin. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
But I was thinkin', when your divorce gets sorted... | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
..what about if we go down to the registry office | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
and set a date for the wedding? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
Still want to get married, don't ya? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
You don't think we're rushing it? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
I mean, we're still getting to know each other, really. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
I know all I need to know... | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
You're kind, loving, always putting people first before you. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
And you're beautiful and sexy. What more do I need to know? | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
I need to... I just need to see Stacey. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
Again? | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
-All right, Linda? -Oh, all right? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
You look like you're on a mission. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
I'm trying to get ahead for Christmas. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
I need all the help I can get. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
-Do you know, she's been sitting there for ages. -Really? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
Yeah, Kim says she saw a couple of blokes carrying out the TV yesterday. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:11:31 | 0:11:32 | |
Oh, who's that.? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Oh, here. Talk of the devil. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
I'll catch you later. Hello. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
No, nothing in particular. Why? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
Yeah, course I can. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
Karen? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
They took our dog. They took Bronson. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:59 | |
Who did? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
He ain't even worth anything. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
Oh, darlin'. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
It's all right. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
Yeah, he said all these lovely things to me | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
and none of it made me feel better. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
Hm, that ain't good. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
No. He means it, I know he does. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
For some reason, he thinks I'm wonderful. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
Yeah, well, men can be deluded. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
No, I do love him. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
I just don't know. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
Maybe you just need a little bit of time apart. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
You can come and stay here if you want, for a couple of nights. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
In the mad house. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
See that's what I want - a houseful. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
Kids. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
It's what I wanted with Lee. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
What, not Woody? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
Do you think I'm being a right ungrateful cow? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
I seem to be finding fault in everything that he does. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
DOOR KNOCKS | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
I dunno. Must be the postman. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
-WOODY: -I want to speak to Whit. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
Mick. Double vodka. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
Right, you, sit down. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
-I don't want to be no bother... -Just sit. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
I should never have gone to them for the money but I was so desperate. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
D'ya know what that's like? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
I've an idea. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
We've had it bad before but never like this. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
I try and put a smile on it for the kids, y'know... | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
But today, it's... It's hard, you know? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
You need to go to the police. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:40 | |
And say what? I never signed nothing. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
I ain't got a leg to stand on. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
-You can't let them get away with it. -You don't know these blokes. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
No, we just got to find the money we owe them | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
and hopefully they'll leave us alone. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
-That'll be £5.20, please, darlin. -It's on the house. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
Thanks. I really appreciate this - I do. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
You're here. What happened? | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
Suspended sentence for me and community service for Joyce. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:09 | |
I'm going to be painting railings! | 0:14:09 | 0:14:10 | |
Oh, well, that's fantastic. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
It was Ted's psychiatric report that did it. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
That and that letter that you wrote. We had no idea. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
-The judge read it out. -Thank you. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
This boy of yours, Linda - he's one in a million. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
I hope you're proud of him. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
How do you think I felt? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Telling you how much I love you and you just get up and walk off! | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
-She's got a lot on her mind. -I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to her. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Well, you're in my house. I'll chip in whenever I want, thank you! | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Do you even want him here, Whit? Cos I can get rid of him... | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Course she wants me! I'm her fiance! What you been saying to her? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Nothing. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
Babe, he was mugging me off, hitting on ya... | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
"Mugging you off". | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
You're a typical man, you just made everything about you. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
He was creeping on her. Am I supposed to be all right with that? What kind of bloke would I be then? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
Well, you've upset her. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Well, tell me what I'm supposed to do. Smile? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Ah, better still, I'll turn round and say, "Yeah, mate, crack on, son, fill ya boots!" | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
Do you want to keep your voice down? My baby is asleep! | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
Will you stop it?! It's not just about that, anyway. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
Well, what is it about? Are you on your period or something? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
Cos it's the only way I can make sense of it. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
Oh, where you going now? Off again, are we?! | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
We're going to talk about this, Whit! | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
-Lunch? -Just sent Lance and Cole on theirs. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
Ah, well, I'll go to the cafe, then. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
I had a look through his wallet. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Course you did. And...? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Oh, don't tell me it's full of blokes' numbers. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
"Project Dagmar". | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
What's that? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Dagmar is the name of the bar my mum used to work at. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
The one Luke's dad raped her in. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
What's my boyfriend doing walking around with it | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
written on one of his business cards? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Cheers. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
I thought last night was the last night I'd ever spend in my bed, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
I really did. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
I thought I was going to be banged up with a load of glue-sniffers! | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
She's always had a very vivid imagination. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
It's not imagination, it's on the telly every week. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
Overcrowding, underfunding. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
Drones going everywhere. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Well, tonight we'll be sleeping in our own bed and that is that. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
And I'm really happy for ya. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
We'd better get that electricity put on. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
I'm not having another candlelit night. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
Had enough of that in the '70s. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:49 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:16:51 | 0:16:52 | |
I'm not insecure, you're getting married. You're off-limits! | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
Off-limits?! I'm not your property, Woody! | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
You're going to be my wife! Well, hold on, what's this all about?! | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Are you saying you don't want to marry me? Is that what it's all about? | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
-Maybe I should go up. -Just let them get on with it. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
C'mon, Whit, this can't just be about Army boy now, can it?! | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
-Whit, talk to me! -I don't know, all right?! I can't think straight! | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
It's all happening too fast! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
What, about us? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:15 | |
You told me you wanted me to get you a ring. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
You told me you wanted to get married. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
-Yeah, I know... -Right, you near enough proposed to me, | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
so I went and got you a ring and took you to the Isle of Wight - cos that's what you wanted! | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
I told you that I was scared to commit, | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
that I didn't know if I could settle down. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
You knew how I felt about letting someone in but you convinced me | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
it was the right thing to do, and now this...?! | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
I just don't get it! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:39 | |
I love you, Whit. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
I love you, too. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
It's just happening so fast! | 0:17:56 | 0:17:57 | |
I got the letter from court, my divorce is starting. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:03 | |
I can't keep up. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
You're the one who said you wanted to get married on Valentine's Day. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
Look, we can take our foot off the gas, | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
if that's what you want? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
Is that what you want? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
Nah - I want you. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
You're the first person I've ever met who's even made me | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
think about settling down. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
And now that's all I can think about - making you Mrs Woody. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
See, that's better. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Look, I know I'm not great marriage material, babe. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
I've been a lone wolf for a long, long, long time. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
I'm trying...because I want to be the best husband for ya. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
I know. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Take no notice of me. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
Stop being silly. All right? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
And I promise I won't go around smacking every single | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
bloke that hits on you. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
Just most of them, anyway. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
Come here. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
You're mine, Whit. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Mine. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
-Where's Pearl? She at nursery? -Yeah. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Aww. How you managing? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
I remember how weird it was when Chelsea went off to nursery. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
I dunno what it was. Made me broody. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
Well, you didn't have anything to occupy yourself with, did you? | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
You see, I've got all my pastimes. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
Oh, yeah, yeah, you've got your blog. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
I must get round to looking at that some time. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
You wanted to see me. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
Oh, well, y'know. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
It's been a long time, so I thought, y'know, we could catch up | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
and share what's going on in each other's lives. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
Hmm, yeah. Oh, great. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
Oh, while I remember, this must have... | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
Delivered to us by mistake. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
Oh. Kim. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Oh, yeah! Oh! | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Oh, yeah, "congrats". What for? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Oh... I-I-I... | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
Why don't you open it? See who it's from. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
It's from you! You know? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
And I'm fuming! How long have you known? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
A few days. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
You have robbed me of getting excited about my new little | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
niece or nephew! Come here! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
Wha... You're happy?! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Of course I'm happy. Come here, Kim. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
I thought you said you'd been ice skating for years! | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
-It's a different kind of ice. -What?! | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
I'm serious... It's completely different, skating outside. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
It's a good job that little old lady was there to help pick you up. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
Did you see her jumping and spinning and everything? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
She must have won some medals back in the day | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
because no-one who looks like Judi Dench should be able to do that! | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
THEY CHUCKLE Are ya happy? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
Yeah. Do we have to go for lunch? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
Aren't you hungry? It's a great restaurant. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
Can't we just go straight to the hotel? | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
It's been a long time coming. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
Yeah. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
I can't wait to get you naked. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
You OK? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
Oh. He's in the gents. Come and sit down. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:50 | |
Sometimes, good people are pushed into extraordinary circumstances. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
Yeah, and sometimes stupid old men get trigger happy with guns | 0:22:02 | 0:22:06 | |
they've no right to have. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
I still cannot believe that we walked free. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
-I can. -I thought I'd never see him again. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
I know he comes home with the big "I am", | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
but prison would have broken him. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
I want you to come over for your lunch on Sunday. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
A roast with all the trimmings. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
That's if we've got electricity by that time. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
Come here. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Thank you. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:37 | |
They've taken everything, even their dog. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
And they still owe 200 quid in interest. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
-No, L, no. -We've only got another seven grand to go | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
and then we've reached our target. It's just 200. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
We'll never get it back. Soon as the loan sharks come knocking | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
again, she'll be over here with her begging bowl. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
You know what your mother used to say. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
Yes, yes - "Give them your ears, but not your money". I know. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
But I want to help, Mick. What about the karaoke tomorrow? | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
I could make an announcement, pass around a bucket. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
Right, anyone want serving? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
Er, have you sorted things out with Whitney? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Yeah. Yeah... | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Just a little bit of wobble, you know what it's like. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Don't worry, we're all good. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
Hey. Day I've had... | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
Hard at it. That's what I like to see. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
Did you pick my wallet up this morning? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Yeah, it's over there. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
We'll have to get different-coloured ones or something. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
Have you eaten yet? If not, can I whisk you away? | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
Yeah - sounds good. Just give me ten minutes, yeah? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
Yeah, I'll wait. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
It'll whet my appetite, watching you work - getting greased up... | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
What's "Project Dagmar"? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
One of your cards fell out of your wallet this morning. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
It was written on the back. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
You couldn't keep your grubby little hands from going | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
through my wallet, you mean. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
Luke, it fell out... | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
Just tell me this is nothing to do with my mum... | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
-Drop it. -I'm just asking... | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
I'm warning you, drop it. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
If it is to do with my mum, I've a right to know! | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
Answer me! | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
Don't you ever use that tone with me! | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
EVER! | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
HE CHOKES | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
You know, I don't think this is working. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
We... We've had our fun. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
BEN COUGHS | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
Should go our separate ways. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
BEN GASPS | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Luke... | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
There you are. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Everything OK? | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
Yeah. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
We did talk. We cleared the air. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
Good. So, you're back on track? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
He... He made this joke. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
He said, "I'll try not to thump every guy that flirts with ya". | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
He makes too many jokes. It's just the way he is. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Yeah, but then he said I was his. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
I'm going to be his wife, not his possession. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
Men get jealous. You know, heated. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
Lee used to, didn't he? | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
Yeah. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
And I swore to myself I would never be with someone like that again. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
I just thought Woody was different. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
I made him out to be something special, Mr Perfect. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
But deep down he's just a bloke from Watford who thinks | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
with his fists every time a punter tries his luck. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Honestly? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
I ain't doing it. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:21 | |
I can't marry someone like that. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
Not again. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:28 |