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He'd better not try and contact me today. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
He won't, will he? I mean, he could. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
Just stop, Ben! All right? Just get the thought out of your head. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
I don't get it. He snapped, you know, just like that. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
-FRONT DOOR SHUTS -Lauren! -Hiya. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
-Are you going to work? -Yes. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
Um, will Luke be there? | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Yeah, probably. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
Luke's dumped him, Lauren. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Cos he found a card in his wallet that said "Project Dagmar" | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
-on it and, when he's asked him about it, he went mad. -What are you telling her for? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
-Because... -Dagmar? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Isn't that... I'm sure that's where Kathy used to work. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
Yeah, exactly. I asked him about it and he got annoyed. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:09 | |
Annoyed? He throttled you, Ben! I'm telling you, that man is unhinged. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:14 | |
-We're on the home stretch now, baby. -Mm-hm. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Till someone breaks in and takes the lot. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
-Shirley! -Knowing our luck. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
-Oi, our luck's changed. Ain't that right, L? -Yeah. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
I must admit, I didn't think we were going to manage it, not at first. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Well, you know what has done it? Us lot, all pulling together. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
Bit of team work, us against the world. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
We're going to keep the Vic. The developers can go and hang! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Do we know any electricians? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
No. Why? | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Loan sharks have cut Karen's electric off and I want to help her. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
-What about Konrad? He does all sorts. -Who's Konrad? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Oh, that's Mother's Polish admirer. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
I do have admirers! Why did they cut her electric off? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
Oh, she got herself into a load of trouble. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Borrowed money from the wrong people. Now they're threatening the kids. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
I'm bringing tonight's karaoke forward. We're going to start it at lunchtime. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Yeah, that's going to go down like a lead balloon. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
-SHE SIGHS -Going to get a collection going. She needs 200 quid. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
I'll give Konrad a ring, ask him to go round there. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
-Thank you. -Morning. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
-Morning. -Morning. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
Did you sleep all right? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
Yeah. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
-Morning. -Morning. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Have you got five minutes? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
Yeah, it'll have to be a quick five minutes. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Megan, I'm going to need that report on my desk before lunch, please. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Why are we still here? We should be back in the hotel. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
That was amazing, wasn't it? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
No, no, no, no. Not here. We've got to be careful. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
Oh! I'm not going to be able to keep my hands off you all day. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Well, you're going to have to. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
I've got a meeting with Luke most of the day. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Yeah. Um, what's Project Dagmar? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Is Tom Cruise in it? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
No! It's something to do with Luke. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Never heard of it. Why? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
OK, so... | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
Ben said Luke that went for him when he asked him about it. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
What? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
No, never heard of it. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Come here. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Um... And...that'll be all, Lauren, | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
if you could just keep me up-to-date with the... | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
-Photographs? -Photographs. -Yeah, of course. -Yeah. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Um... Do you want the door open or closed? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
Closed. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
You do realise that a birthing pool is loads bigger than that? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
Well, it's all I can get my hands on, innit? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
For a fiver down the market. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
It's a good workout, you know. You want to give it a go? Go on. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
You mean you're tired and you want me to do it? No, thank you. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
So, come on, then. All this is for your new blog, innit? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:09 | |
-V-log/vlog, cos it's a video. -Yeah. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
Yeah? There's no point in doing it | 0:04:13 | 0:04:14 | |
if my followers can't see it, is there? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
You see, I'm looking into different options for the birth | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
cos I don't want to get caught out like I did the last time, | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
and it's less traumatic for the baby if it's born in water. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
-How do they know all that? -I don't know. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
And it's better to introduce them to water at the start. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
And who knows? They could be going for gold in...2040. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:36 | |
Don't you want an Olympian for a nephew or niece? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Think about it. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
-TV: -So there is a flipside to living in paradise... | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
You all right, babe? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
What have I done now? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
Nothing. I just think we need to talk. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
What we spoke about last night. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Yeah, we talked about it. I thought it's sorted, innit? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
-Is it? -Well, yeah. We were cuddling all night. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Look, I've made a mental note. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
I promise to keep my fists to myself in the future, all right? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
It's not just about that. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Look, we talked about this yesterday. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
It's dealt with, you know. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
You know you said that I was yours? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Well, you are mine, and I'm yours. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Unless you want one of them open marriages or something. Do you, eh? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
No, of course not. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
So, what are you saying? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
Nothing. I'm not saying nothing. Just forget it, all right? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:46 | |
All right. You know your problem? You think too much. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Right, we've got each other. That's all that counts. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Good girl. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
Is everything all right? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
He thinks it's all been dealt with. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Course he does. He's a man. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
He is one of the good ones and he thinks the world of you. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:22 | |
You just need to mould him into the husband you want him to be. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
You're dwelling on the one negative | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
and you're overlooking all the positives. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
We need electricity. I can't cook! It's freezing down there at night. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:42 | |
Have you phoned the council? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
Well, I ain't got a phone. You know, I ain't got anything. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
I was hoping a mate would come and help us out. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
You know Sparky from the Towers? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
-What, the man with the van on bricks? -That's him. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
I heard he died. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
Oh, well, that'll explain why I can't find him. Poor Sparky. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:59 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
That's them! They're back! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
The loan sharks? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
I've got nothing to give them! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Don't answer the door. They'll go away. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
-SHIRLEY: -Karen! You in there? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
That don't sound like loan sharks to me. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
What do you want? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
Sort you out. Come down and open up. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
I need to speak to Hastings, then we should know more. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
Cool. I'll see you in a bit. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
SHE CLEARS THROAT | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
Oh, er, Luke. Um, what's Project Dagmar? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
Where did you hear about that? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Just around. Why, what is it? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
-Nothing to do with you. -Ah, OK, it's just I thought maybe... | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
We'll talk about this later... when we're alone. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
I've got a mate coming over later on. Get you reconnected. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
I can't pay him back. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
It's a favour. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
-You can pay me back with fags when you get some. -Thank you. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
What were you thinking? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
She was desperate, wasn't she? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Oh, yeah, we've all been there. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Well, most of us. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
They took Bronson. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
What for? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
Cleared us out of everything they could sell, him included. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
I don't know what I'm going to do without him. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
I'm dreading the boys coming back. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Why don't you get Annie Oakley here, standing guard with her shooter? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
You should call the police. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
What, so they can tell the nasty men off? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
The world don't work like that. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Oh, I see. I'm the woman from the privileged background | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
who lives in cloud cuckoo land, am I? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
I take it that these loan sharks aren't FCA-authorised? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
I doubt they're anything authorised. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
Well, they're breaking the law, then. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
You need to contact the illegal money lending team. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
The who? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
My friend, Valerie, got herself in trouble one Christmas. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
They dealt with it. They work with the government, with the police. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
She didn't hear from the loan shark again. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Yeah, but I owe them interest and all that, you know? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
Well, if you don't want to do it, that's down to you. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
I know you've got a chequered history with the police, | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
but they do come in handy sometimes. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
You know, you should listen to her. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
She knows what she's talking about. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
Well, thank you! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
You know what? You don't need to show me these. I know they're great. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
-You just pick the ones you think are best. -OK. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
Oh! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
Last thing I need right now is four hours stuck in the office with Luke. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Save me! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
-Did you see how he acted when you asked him about Dagmar? -Don't you mean... | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
AMERICAN ACCENT: ..Project Dagmar? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
I'm being serious, Josh. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
Ben seems to think it's something to do with Kathy, and I care about her. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Luke dumped him when he asked him about it. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
No, sorry - he throttled him first, then he dumped him. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Look, Luke's a private person. He keeps things close to his chest. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
Just don't antagonise him. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
I don't want him causing problems between us. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
Speaking of which, he'll be back in a minute, so... | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
..best you get back to your desk. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Hello, and welcome to my channel and pregnancy update. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
First off, let's talk about sore nipples. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
-Denise! -Sore nips? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Look, just film it! Come on! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Hello, and welcome to my channel and my pregnancy update. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
Now, I know what you're thinking. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
What's Krazy Kim doing in a paddling pool? | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Well, let me tell you, it is never too early to start | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
thinking about the birth. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
So, over the next few weeks, I'll be looking at the different options, | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
starting with the birthing tank, aka the birthing pool. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
Now, I am a traditional woman, | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
and my ideal birth would be with plenty of painkillers. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:09 | |
Now, I'm talking drugs with a chaser of drugs. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
But they say giving birth in water is very natural | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
and, for centuries, women all over the wor... | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
-Why isn't this recording? -What, you're not filming it? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
No. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
And now I've got to remember everything I just said? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
Look, being spontaneous - that's part of my thing! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
They're not going to be interested in all of this. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
Excuse me! I've got nearly 1,000 followers! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Really? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
Dee, this is it, yeah? I've finally found my calling. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:41 | |
I am reaching out to those people, those little people. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:46 | |
I mean, I'm sharing my life with them. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
And if Mother Teresa was still alive today, trust me, | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
she would be vlogging like a mad woman. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
So, look, just come on! Just film it for me, please. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
From the start, come on! | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
You recording it? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
-Wait. -What? -Yeah. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:04 | |
Hello, and welcome to my channel and pregnancy update. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
Megan, can you hold my calls for the rest of the day, please? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
Hi. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
Hi. Fi, ain't it? | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
-Yeah. Lauren? -Yeah. -Josh in? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Um... He's in a meeting for the rest of the day with his brother. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
Is there anything I can help you with? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
No, just some Grafton Hill stuff. I should have made an appointment. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
MICROPHONE FEEDBACK | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
-Ow! That hurts! -Sorry, sorry, sorry! -Sort it out. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
-Karaoke at midday? -I know, Stace. L's idea. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
-WOODY: Hello? One, two... -I knew it was somewhere. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Ollie's mobile. I'm going to give it to Stacey for Hope. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
-Oh, that's so lovely! Are you sure? -Yeah, course! | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
It's been stuck in a cupboard for the best part of a year. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Oh, thanks, Linda! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Hello? One, two, one... One, two? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
You going to stay and give us a song? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
Er, no, I think I'll pass. See you later. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Oh, actually, actually, we're having a collection for the Taylors. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
They're in trouble owing money and... | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Well, we've all got money problems. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
Look, her kids are being threatened if she don't pay up. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
I might have a couple of quid, but that's all I've got. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Thanks, Stace. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
There you are. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
-Oh, Whit. -Yeah? -Is everything all right? | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Yeah, fine. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
-He behaving himself? -Yeah. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
One, two? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Linda thinks I should focus on all the good things. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
-He's got loads of good things. -One, two, one, two... | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Yeah, I'm sure he does, when he ain't thumping people. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
-See you later. -Bye. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
Hello, Queen Vic! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:52 | |
Welcome to this afternoon's karaoke, | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
and I'm going to kick off with one of my favourite tunes, | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
and I'm going to dedicate it to my beautiful fiance, Whitney. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
MUSIC STARTS | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
Yeah? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
You got the 2020 projections? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
No. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
You haven't even looked. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
JOSH SIGHS | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
I'm sorry. Is there somewhere you'd rather be? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
There's about 1,000 places I'd rather be. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
Why do I always get the boring jobs? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
Sophie gets to swank around properties, develop pubs. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
You get all the fancy lunches and perks. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Oh, yeah. Prison's full of perks. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
Projections for what year? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
What year? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
You're an ungrateful brat. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Sitting here in your comfy office, | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
doing the job you're not qualified for. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
I see the glasses didn't make you look intelligent, so you've swapped for a beard. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
Or is that to make you look manly? Pathetic! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
I haven't finished. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
You've been drifting by, getting away with doing little or no work, | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
flirting with your tart out there, | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
which I have to say is a great match - Dumb and Dumber. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
Now, you leave Lauren out of this! | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
I wish I could, but everywhere I turn she's there. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
That, earlier on - | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
calling me out in front of everyone, asking me questions. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
What's the big deal? I only asked cos Lauren said you snapped at Ben over it. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
I will not be questioned! | 0:15:58 | 0:15:59 | |
I am sick of being questioned! | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Keep your nose out and her quiet, or I will personally muzzle her! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:05 | |
So this Project Dagmar is something, then? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
You are as annoying now as you were as a little kid! | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
Like a fly that needs swatting! | 0:16:14 | 0:16:15 | |
Luke! Luke! | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
Well, he seems to know what he's doing. Well, he's Polish, isn't he? | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
Do you think him and Shirley are special friends? | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
Just cos you've got to ask for help doesn't mean you're rubbish. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
Accept it. People like to help. Look at me. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
Sat up here with you when I could be down with Ted, | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
yakking about the price of potatoes. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
This is the highlight of my week, this is. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
Tell me what I've got to do again. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
You know I used to sit at the back of the class. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Well, a bloke from the do-dah team will phone me tomorrow, | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
cos you've not got a phone, I'll bring it up to you, | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
and you tell him everything, and that's it. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
You've got nothing to worry about. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Nah, that can't be right! What, it just goes away? | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
I ain't got to pay anything? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
It might be just as well to have | 0:17:22 | 0:17:23 | |
a couple of hundred quid stashed away, just in case. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
There's no hope of that. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:27 | |
What about Bronson? | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
Will I get him back? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
I don't know. Hopefully, when the police get there, he'll be there, | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
but I can't say. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:39 | |
We're on again! | 0:17:41 | 0:17:42 | |
JOYCE CHUCKLES | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
You should still be locked up. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
And you should have been aborted. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:52 | |
Why would you say that? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
Don't tell me you're siding with him. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
You could have killed him! | 0:17:56 | 0:17:57 | |
Yes, I could have, but I didn't, did I? | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
He's been talking about a certain project we're undertaking. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
It doesn't concern you. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
You know about it? You know about Project Dagmar? | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
Everyone above your pay grade knows. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
What's all the mystery? Why am I always left out of everything? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
-Cos you're as unimportant as your mother was. -Luke! | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
Don't play the peacemaker. It really doesn't suit you. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
Just keep him out of my way from now on. He needs to learn his place. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
You want to teach me it, then, yeah? Come on, then! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
Stop it, OK? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
You keep your nose out of business that doesn't concern you, | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
and you remember that we kept everything going | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
while you were having a little holiday at Her Majesty's pleasure. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
Keep your girlfriend out of my affairs or I will hurt her. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
That's a promise. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
I'm going to interview women about their experiences, | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
and I'm going to call it Tales From The Delivery Room. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:14 | |
That sounds like a horror story to me. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
Ah, but it's all the gory details! | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
You see, that's what my followers want to hear, innit? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
-Really? -Mm. -Is that all 12 of them? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
Yes. Yes, I've had a look online. Nearly 1,000 followers? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:29 | |
Do me a favour! Kim! | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
And it's the comments they leave, | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
you know, not to mention the lewd remarks. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
Kim, you have to stop this. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Stop? I'm just getting started. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
No, no! I am closing you down. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
Once you put that stuff out there, darlin', | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
it's out there for everyone to see for years. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:51 | |
And I'm not having my little niece | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
or nephew reading about how you was mocked. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
Come on, man! Have some dignity. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
You might have a point. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
Yeah. Now, if you want to update on your pregnancy, | 0:21:04 | 0:21:09 | |
my ears are always open, all right? | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:12 | |
OK, so, sore nipples, yeah? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
The first time, it weren't so bad but this time, mate, | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
they feel like they've got clothes pegs attached to them, | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
and I don't mean in a good way, you know. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Go away. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
What's happened? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
I hate him. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Josh? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
He's tormented me ever since I was born. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:41 | |
I mean, he's just jealous cos Dad likes to spend time with me. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
OK, calm down. Let me go and get you a coffee. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:49 | |
No, no, no. I've had enough. I'm not staying here any longer. I'm going home. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
# Boom bang-a-bang-bang | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
# I love you | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
# Such a lovely feeling | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
# When I'm in your arms | 0:22:02 | 0:22:06 | |
# Don't go away | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
# I wanna stay my whole life through | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
# Boom bang-a-bang-bang | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
# Boom bang-a-bang-bang | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
# Boom bang-a-bang-bang | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
# I love you! # | 0:22:16 | 0:22:17 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:22:17 | 0:22:22 | |
MICK: She's got a lovely, lovely voice. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:23 | |
All them flashy customers he sent to the Arches. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
I ain't dealing with them no more. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
This is good now. You're entering the angry phase. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
Trying to tell ME how to run MY business! | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
It's bang out of order, Ben! | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
Why was I even thinking of expanding? | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
I'm fine just the way I am. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
You know what you need to do? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
You need to get that app back on your phone, | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
and you need to get this man out of your system | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
because I'm telling you, if you let him | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
worm his way back in, I will never talk to you again, right? | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
No-one treats my brother like that. No-one. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
Boys? I'm collecting for the Taylors. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Some loan shark's squeezing them | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
and threatening the kids if they don't pay up. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
Oh, really? How much you after, Lin? | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
200. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:01 | |
Here you are. There's 100 quid there. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
Jay, that's amazing! Thank you. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
It's all right. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:13 | |
Well, it's from the Car Lot, innit? Money's coming through soon. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
Right, ladies and gentlemen! Who's up to sing us another song, eh? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
Oh, here we go. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
I've got it. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Moose, what can I get you? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Look, can we have a word? I'm going back to the barracks... | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
Oh, well, whatever you want to say, you can say here. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
Are you sure? | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
Yeah. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:40 | |
Fair enough. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
Look, we've got a name for fellas like Woody Woodpecker in my regiment. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
Call them Grenades. One minute he's calm, | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
the next minute he's exploding. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
Is that right? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
Well, we've got a name for blokes like you round here. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
Sharks. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
You know, cos you swim round girls who've already got fellas. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:01 | |
And the girls, they ain't interested, are they? | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
Cos no matter how much gel you slap on your head | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
or how much you pluck your eyebrows... | 0:24:06 | 0:24:07 | |
..or whatever stupid name you want to give yourself... | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
Wayne. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:14 | |
Oh, yeah, I know, cos Lee told me. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
We had a right laugh about that. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
Talking of Lee, it's funny, ain't it? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
How you only ever turn up out the blue to talk about my divorce. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:28 | |
Trying to catch me at a low point, are you? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
Well, I'm telling you - | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
and anyone else who might be listening - I think your views | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
on women ain't that far off the Taliban you've been fighting. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
-That's a bit steep. -Yeah, it might be, but it's true. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:42 | |
See, I'm not some poor, defenceless little girl. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
I ain't waiting for my hero. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
I am no-one's possession. Nobody owns me, right? | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
So I suggest you march back to camp... | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
..Wayne. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:56 | |
Yeah, all right. All right, I'll go. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
You know, you've never looked sexier than you do now, Whit. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
Mick. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:05 | |
THAT was amazing. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
Happy now? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:16 | |
-You've got to sort your temper out. -Just keep him away from me. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
I'm not baby-sitting him. You have to trust him. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
I don't. Since when did you become so soft? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
It's only Linda from the pub. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Hello. Hi. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
Sorry, the flat's a mess. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
Is it? I hadn't noticed. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
Oh, I see you've got the electric back on. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Yeah, Shirley's mate sorted us out. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
Good, good. Um... | 0:26:30 | 0:26:31 | |
Well, the thing is, we want you to have this. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
There's more than enough in there. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
We had a collection at the Vic. People were very generous. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
What for? No, I don't want no charity! | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
Everyone's concerned for you. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
No. No, thanks and all that, but I can't pay you back. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:53 | |
If it was a collection, no-one will expect you to pay it back. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:57 | |
No-one's ever done anything like this for us before. | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
-DOOR OPENS KEANU: -Mum! Mum! | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
-I was just walking about. He was in the park. -Bronson! | 0:27:01 | 0:27:05 | |
He must have gave them blokes the slip. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
Hello, you! Come here! Come to Mummy, you! | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
Oh! | 0:27:10 | 0:27:11 |