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You know what you are, don't you, Mick Carter? | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
Oh, what's that now? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
A dirty, rotten... | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
..cheat! No-one rolled that many sixes in a row! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
Unless they've got the magic touch. And I think that you well know... | 0:00:38 | 0:00:43 | |
LINDA LAUGHS | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
My eyelashes hurt. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
If you will drink sangria like it's going out of fashion! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
-Is the bathroom free? -I'd give it five minutes. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
Or maybe ten. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Oh! | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
I feel like I'm going to die. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
-Well, you can't, can you? Not today. -Why not? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
You know why. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
You know, don't you? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
What's the matter with your face? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
I'm renewing my wedding vows, you string! I told you this last night. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
I'm going to ask her today. I need to sort a few things out. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
-I need you to hold the fort. -I can't even hold my breath! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
-I'm begging you, Mother! -You only got married two years ago. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
-So? -It's not like an Oyster card. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
What ain't? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
-Please don't tell me you've been playing this. -Yes. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
-We need more air freshener. -Anyone heard from Whit yet? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
I expect she's too busy rubbing factor 50 into Woody's white bits. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
She takes after her Auntie Kat, the gob on her. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
-You sure she didn't keep you up all night? -No. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
-I weren't really sleeping anyway. -Whit, you've had a lucky escape. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
Listen, as soon as I get through to Bianca, I'm going to be out of your hair, all right? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
-Do you want to go to Milton Keynes? -Well, it ain't Malaga. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
But at least no-one there knows my fiance dumped me. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
-Right, get dressed. We're going for breakfast. -What? No. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
-Stace, I'm not hungry. -I don't care. You've got to face them sooner or later. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
-That'll sort you right out. -Well, I think it's a great idea. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
That's why you're my favourite child. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
How much is this second wedding going to knock us back? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Because we're down to the bones on our backsides, in case you hadn't noticed. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
-Well, it ain't all about money, though, is it, Mother? -What ain't? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
A waterbed. I want one. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
-Who has a waterbed these days?! -Yeah, I know. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
-They went out of fashion with the old yuppies, didn't they? -No! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
It's medicinal. I've got a bad back. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
What's wrong with a couple of cushions? Anyway, we can't afford to splash out. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
-Every penny has to go towards that 50K. -Well, we're not that far off. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
Well, we'll see. I'm going to make a start on them books today. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
What? Oh, you can't because my mother's volunteered. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:02 | |
-Ain't you? -I don't think so! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
She loves all that maths stuff. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Yeah, two from the bottom, three from the top, and one big one! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Yeah, that's right. So, er, Linda, I would like you to go up West and go and relax | 0:03:09 | 0:03:14 | |
and go and get yourself something nice. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
Few quid ain't going to make a difference, is it? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Are you going to tell me what's really going on? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
I've got a surprise for you and I want you out of the way, all right? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
-Is that good enough for you? -Oh, a surprise! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
I suppose I could do with a nice, new sparkly top for Christmas. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
-Nothing too expensive, but I've got to look good for the punters. -Lovely! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
And maybe, when I get back, I'll have a little surprise for you. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
Oh, yeah? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Mm-hm. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
How about a rematch? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
See? Now, I don't want you to go. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Ha-ha! Well, I'll be back soon. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Right, we're on. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
So, get that down you. Go on. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
There we go. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Oh... | 0:04:07 | 0:04:08 | |
Told you, spas are for blokes and all. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
They're doing 20% off a back, crack and sack today. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
I'm serious. You need to open yourself up to all possibilities. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:19 | |
Relax, look after yourself, mind and body. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
If I wanted to ponce around in a dressing gown, | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
I'd do it in here for free. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Well, you never know. You might make new friends. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
Not the kind that come with a criminal record. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
-Father Ted popping around again, is he? -JP? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
I thought his name was Aidan. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Well, it is. It's a nickname. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
-Funny him turning up after all this time. -Yeah. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Well, he heard I've been ill and wanted to see me before I snuff it. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:47 | |
-I take it you're not keen. -He's a bit full of himself, if you ask me. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Well, he always was, | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
but I could have been banged up with a lot worse. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
What was he inside for? Actually, I don't want to know. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Right, I'm going to take Denny to school. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
You can make an appointment. You'll feel like a new man. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
Is that what you want, is it? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
-A new man? -Don't tempt me. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Denny? You ready? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
MOBILE BUZZES | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Two teas, when you're ready, Kath. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
-There was a mix-up with the flights. -So, how come Woody's not here? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
Woody's was fine. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
-Yeah, I booked the wrong date. -So, he went on without you? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
Well, he's got a job out there, so... | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
-What, you going to join him later, then? -Yeah. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
And if you believe that... KATHY CHUCKLES | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
-There you go. -You remember the days before these yokes | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
-killed off the art of conversation? -Vaguely, yeah. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
Can I get you something to eat? | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Ooh, I could chew the leg off a scabby donkey. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
But I'm watching my weight. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
So I couldn't tempt you with a sausage sandwich, then? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
I'm sure you could. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
-So, tell me more. The silver fox over there. -What about him? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:22 | |
Well, I haven't seen him round here before and, trust me, | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
I would have noticed. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
-Er, you are spoken for! -Ha-ha, this is true! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:31 | |
Can I have a coffee, please, Kath? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Um, hi, darling. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
Um, you're not avoiding me, are you? | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
I hope I haven't scared you off with my little...proposition. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
Call me... Call me when you can, yeah? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
-There you go. -Where did you find it? | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
It was just under the bed. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
It was my mum's. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
So, are you excited? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Er, yeah. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Yeah, I am, actually. I can't wait. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Yeah, tonight's the night. The plan finally comes together. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
It's Carmel. Again. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
-The thought of you and her shacked up together... -What? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
-It's funny, is it? -A little bit! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
But we're doing this for us, you and me. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
No-one else matters. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
You and me. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
I've been thinking about you and me a lot lately. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Bigger picture, Max. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
-Listen, I've got something I'm going to ask you later. -Oh, yeah? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
Keep her sweet until tonight. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
-I'll see you. -See you later. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
Yeah, very good. And, then, in the land of...fairies and all that, | 0:08:01 | 0:08:07 | |
there was a beautiful flower called Mummy. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
-Babe? -And one night, the flower was visited by a very special seed, | 0:08:11 | 0:08:18 | |
called Daddy. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
-And this seed flew all the way up into the Mummy flower... -Yeah! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
We're going to... Babe, no, that's... We don't need that. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
I am teaching our daughter the miracle of life. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
No, you're messing up her head with seeds flying up and... | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
It is very important to prepare the older | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
sibling for the arrival of the new baby. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Yeah, but babe's going to be fine. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
You're going to be chill, aren't you, babe? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
-Hm. -Yeah. -Here you go. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
-What's this? -My birth plan. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
You need to know it inside out. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
-As it were. -You've got nine months. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
You're a slow reader, Vincent. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
-OK, but later, yeah? -Vincent! -No, I'm busy. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
-I've got... -Busy? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Forget it. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
OK. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
OK! I'm... Let's look at it. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
DISHES CLATTER | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
CUPBOARD DOOR SLAMS | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Right, here you go. A little drink in there for you. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Tell Joey the Wig I owe him. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
All right? Go on. Mind how you go. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Ho-ho! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
Get on this, look! Rose Gold. Class, isn't it? | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
-Why didn't you get her a ring? -Cos that's what I got her last time. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
-She's going to love it. -Looks like it's come out of a cracker. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
Done them books yet, have you? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Can you give me a hand? I'm going boss-eyed, sitting here. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
-I would, but I've got to go and get this engraved. -What with? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
-Something poetic. -Made in China. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
You got no soul, you. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:53 | |
Honestly, heart of stone. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
-Cup of tea. -£1.20, please. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
Keep the change. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Thank you. Should have had that sausage sandwich, you know? | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Beats a scabby donkey, hands down. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Next time. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
-You've got mates, got a job. -Yeah, they threw me the leaving party. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
Oh, Whit. In a couple of weeks, they'll all be gossiping about someone else. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
I've got to get going. B's expecting me. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
I don't suppose you've seen Max this morning, have you? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Have you tried the Vic roof? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
-What?! -Oh, nothing. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
That'll be him. Speak of the devil, eh? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Hello? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Yes. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
This is Carmel Kazemi speaking. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Right. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
Now? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
OK. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
I'll be right there. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
So, the old boy's in the coffin, right? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
And the daughter's giving me grief and she says to me, | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
"You haven't put his glasses on." I said, "He's dead, love. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
"He ain't going to be watching telly any time soon." You know what I mean? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
People are funny about stuff like that, though, ain't they? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
HORN TOOTS Coming! | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
Wow-wee! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
See? I'm not avoiding you. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
You gave me such a fright. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
-Um... -I'm sorry, Carmel. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
I just needed a bit of time to think, that's all. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
-Yeah, about us moving in together. -Er... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
It's a big step and I've screwed it up a couple of times before. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
-Look, Max, I, um... -What, you change your mind? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
No, it's just I... Um... | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
I really can't talk about this right now. I've got to get changed. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
It's all right. It's all right. Breathe. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
Yeah, I've... I've been summoned by the council. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
I've got to go there right now. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-About what? -I don't know. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
There's been some developments in the investigation, or something. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
What does that mean? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
I don't know. It's not going to mean anything, is it? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
You didn't hear the snotty cow on the other end of the phone. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
I mean, what if...? What if they think I've leaked those documents? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
Yeah, but you didn't, did you? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
I'll never get another job. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
-Look, I... You can let yourself out, can't you? -Yeah, yeah. Course. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
-You can stay a bit longer, if you want. -No, you ain't got the room. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
-What was Max doing on the roof? -Oh, I don't know. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
-Him and Lauren were up there yesterday. -Why? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
-MOBILE RINGS -Hello? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
Woody? Is that you? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
An unknown number. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Block it. Whit! | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Stacey, I can't help it. I want to talk to him. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
-Well, he's made his feelings clear. -Yeah, maybe. Maybe not. -Oh, Whitney. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
Just go to Milton Keynes and forget about him. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
Right, listen, I don't care what it says on the paperwork. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
-It's a mistake. -Yeah, it's a very beautiful mistake. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
I tell you what, when I get the money from the car lot, I might treat myself to one of these, mate. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
I never ordered it. And I ain't paying for it! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
Come on, let me take it for a little test drive. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Ain't you got a dead body to go and bury? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
Grandad ain't going anywhere, is he? Especially without his glasses! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
Jay! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
-Look at this. -Jay! -Come on! -Jay, get out, will you? -Come on! -Get out! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
It's nice, though, isn't it? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Yes, it's nice. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
What's that? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:46 | |
It's for you. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Come on, then, Johnny boy, give it to me. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
£49,882.91p. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
-Beautiful! -We'll easily make the rest up tonight. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
I can't wait to see Fi-Fi's face when she finds out we've raised the money. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
-I hope she chokes. -Yes! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:06 | |
-Whit. -What are you doing here? -Did you miss your plane or something? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
-Is Linda around? -No! | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
-Where's Woody? -I need to speak to her, Mick. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
I said, she's not here! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:17 | |
What's happened? Why are you still here? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
-I shouldn't have come. -No, Whit. Come upstairs, have a cup of tea, or something. -Yeah, yeah. Come on. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
-Come on, we'll go upstairs, have a cup of tea, all right? -No, it's not all right! | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
Very domesticated. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Call me sentimental. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Reminds me of the old days. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:39 | |
Our cell was always spotlessly clean. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
-I've been calling you. -I said I'd be in touch. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
-So, you had a ruck, what? -No. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Um, I waited and waited for him and he didn't turn up. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:02 | |
Oh, he didn't even have the guts to face you! | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
I told you he was a wretch, didn't I? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
If I see him, he'll be picking his teeth up off the pavement! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
Linda likes him. He likes Linda. They're mates. Maybe she could help. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
Listen, you're better off without him, Whit. You're... | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Do you mind, Mother? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
We've got a pub to run. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
Yeah, all right. Well, Woody's run out on her, hasn't he? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
I need you downstairs. You understand, don't you, Whitney? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
-I'll come and give you a hand, if you want. -Mick, can I have a word? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
-She's in bits. -My heart bleeds. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Today was supposed to be about you and Linda renewing your vows. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
-Do you remember her? -L's sweet. She knows there's nothing going on. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
Yeah, because she thought Little Miss Innocent in there was halfway across the world. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
It's Spain. It ain't halfway across the world. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
You want to watch your marriage go down the plughole, I won't let you! | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
You get rid before Linda gets home! | 0:15:53 | 0:15:54 | |
Ah, the poor chickens. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
They still keep them cooped up in those battery cages, you know. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
Terrible. You know, swimming in their own filth. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Drives each other mad. Pecking at each other's eyes. Cannibalising. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
Sound familiar? | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Bit like a night in Her Majesty's Boutique Hotel, wouldn't you say? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
-Enjoy. -Thanks. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
What's the matter? Gone off the chicken? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
You ain't changed, have you? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
Ah, lad. Over here. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Take a pew. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Phil. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Look, I know you two are acquainted, so let's cut out the small talk. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
Down to business, all right? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
-She gone yet? -Let her dry her tears first, eh? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
Oh, what? Do you want her to stay? | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
-Something you want to tell me, Mick? -Like what? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
-About you and Whitney. -There is no me and Whitney. -Prove it. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
-All right, Shirley. Give us another water, please. -I'm not your skivvy. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
-I thought I might find you in here. -You all right? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
-I'm in the clear. -No! -Yeah. -Oh, well done! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
-See? Told you, didn't I? -Yeah. I feel like a weight's lifted. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
I knew I'd done nothing, but you can't help but feel guilty, can you? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
Daft, isn't it? | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
-When people start pointing the finger... -Tell me about it. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
I'm sorry I doubted you. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
I knew you had nothing to do with it really. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
It's all right, don't matter. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
Sure? | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
Oh! And they have decided to make me full-time! | 0:17:44 | 0:17:48 | |
-Oh, yeah? -Today just gets better and better. -Oh, that's good. Right. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:53 | |
What are you having? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
Um, why don't we go back to mine and celebrate properly? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
-Show me the map. -OK. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
What's in it, then? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:10 | |
-Bits and pieces. -Must be worth quite a bit, though, yeah? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
Won't be happening at all, if you don't shut up for five minutes. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
Look, don't worry. There'll be plenty in it to make us all very happy. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
Might even crack a smile on his ugly mug. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
The trick will be to get the goods off without anybody getting | 0:18:22 | 0:18:26 | |
a sniff and that's where you come in. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
Yeah? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:29 | |
-You know the area. -Like the back of my hand. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
-PHIL SNORTS -Find something funny? | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
Yeah. You've been here five minutes and now you're an expert. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
I grew up round here. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
What, you think this is your manor? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
I think you'd better leave us alone for a couple of minutes, Vincent. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
I know places. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:50 | |
I said, leave. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Now. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
Don't listen to this one. He ain't got a clue. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
I'll talk to you later. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
He's a grass and he'll have you over. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
I'm not as stupid as I look, you know? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
I can smell a Gombeen man from 100 yards. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
Well, I ain't working with him. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
This is my plan, my job, my team. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:24 | |
What I say, goes. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Do you have a problem with that? | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
And what if I have? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Then it ends here. You go back to your quiet life. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
Put up a few more shelves. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
But I have to say, it has been good catching up. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:45 | |
One minute, you're dumping me. The next, you won't leave me alone. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
You're mental! | 0:19:55 | 0:19:56 | |
I believe the word you're looking for is generous. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
-I don't want it! -It's a gift, what's the problem? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
-You like it, don't you? It's top of the range. -Why are you doing this? | 0:20:01 | 0:20:06 | |
I'm good to my friends. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:07 | |
We stopped being friends when you tried to strangle me. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
Well, not just friends, obviously. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
If it ain't gone by the end of the day, it's going to the scrap. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
Missed me? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
Oh, Mum. Did you have a good morning? | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
Mostly window shopping, sausage. Mostly window shopping. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
-Linda. -Oh, you done them books? -Yeah, I've done them, but I think you should have a look at them, | 0:20:27 | 0:20:31 | |
-make sure they're all right. So if you... -Give us a chance, will you? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
-Well, there's no time like the present. -Where is he? -Oh. Dad's upstairs. -I'll go get him. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:38 | |
No, I want to go and show him my new top. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
You can't go up there. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Why not? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
Because he's getting your surprise ready. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
-Do you think I should have got her a ring? -No, that's lovely. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
It is, isn't it? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
She'll love it. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
Now, I took your advice. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
And now, you're going to take mine. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
You're a kind, beautiful, caring girl and you ain't no mug, either. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:04 | |
Even if that no-mark don't realise it. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
I think Linda might be able to help. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
Yeah, um, I don't think that's a good idea. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
I just can't sit here and do nothing. I don't know what I'm supposed to do. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
-He just got cold feet, that's all. -It's just that me and Linda, we're back on track now. And I just... | 0:21:14 | 0:21:19 | |
SHE SOBS I don't know what to do. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
Come on. Look, come here. Just... | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
Whit was... She was just, erm... | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
You're supposed to be in Spain. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Yeah, he's run out on her. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
He's run out on her, she's upset. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
-Right. -She's come here to see you, as it happens. Ain't you? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
Me? | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
-Yeah. Has Woody said anything to you, or...? -Me? Why would he? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:49 | |
Do you think you could speak to him for me? | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
I don't think that's a good idea. He's got his own mind. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
OK. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
I'll leave you to it. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
-See you later. -See you. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
-I know what that looked like. -I'll put this away. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:14 | |
-L. -She's upset. It's fine, I get it. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
Dissing me in front of the big man. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
A lesser man would have been offended. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
You know what? I get it. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
Old man sounding off. I mean, it must be hard being out of the game. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
Time waits for no man and all that. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
You're going to come unstuck. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
-And when you do... -Ah. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
I won't. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
You and Maguire, you go back a long way. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
And that's, erm... It's nice. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
But it's time now for the new blood, yeah? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
You take my advice. Stick to selling alcopops. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
Good to see that you keep yourself busy. Shopping, yeah? | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
-I never meant to cause trouble. -What are you talking about, trouble? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
Give my love to Milton Keynes. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
All right. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:24 | |
You keep your nut up, girl. All right? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
Johnny boy! Get me a bottle of bubbly. I want some of that good stuff and all. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:33 | |
-And a couple of glasses. -Mick. -Coming up. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
I'm going to go upstairs and I'm going to go | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
-and ask my wife to marry me again. -I don't think tonight's a good idea. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
-What you talking about? Me and L, we're all good, nothing's changed. -You believe that fairy-tale, do you? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:45 | |
Trust me, Mother. I know what I'm doing. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
Yeah, that's the gear. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
Well, that beats a fish finger sandwich, any day! | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
Are you sure you can't stay? | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
What, round two? | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
What are you trying to do? Kill me? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Can't help it. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
I can't. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
I promised Lauren I'd go and see Louie. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
You're a good man. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
I can't imagine my life without you. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
I don't know. I've got my share of bad habits. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
Well, I shall find out more when we co-habit. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
You might not like the real me. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
As long as you don't pick your toenails. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
Umar used to do that. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
Drove me insane. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Listen to me. I do like to witter on, don't I? | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
I've had a lovely time. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
Good. See you later. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
Go and see your grandson. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
I can take them back, if you don't like them. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
You actually went to the spa? | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
I don't suppose you got your 20% discount? | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
No, of course not! | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
Ooh! | 0:25:16 | 0:25:17 | |
Massage oil! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
Well, you said you wanted me to open myself up to new possibilities. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
I like the sound of that. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
-Looking to the future. -Why don't I run a bath? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
JP. It's me. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:47 | |
I know what I said, | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
but I'm in. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
L? I got something for you! | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
L? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
Linda Bernadette Carter! | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
This is your husband speaking! | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
All right? | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
It's all fine. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
-The council don't know anything. -Yeah, I know. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
Apparently, they got someone in the accounts department for it. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
-Clare someone... -Really? How's that? | 0:26:42 | 0:26:46 | |
I thought you were going to ask me something. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
Yeah. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 |