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There's a load of different prices | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
depending on how many you have in the brass section. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Oh, and that harpist I was showing you last night, | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
she is available for the ceremony, | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
but I've got to call her back this afternoon to confirm. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
It's so sweet of Mum paying for everything, | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
but there's no time to organise it. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
-L, L, calm down. -I am calm, Mick. But we've got a wedding to plan. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Not technically a wedding, though, is it? | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
I'll shut up. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
I know, I'm just saying, we've got a lot on our plate at the moment. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
-Are you going to call the swing band? -Yeah. I am, darlin'. -Good. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
And don't forget I need you to sign off on the playlist | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
for after the band but before the karaoke. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
It was your idea. | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
Hard at work? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
-What's this? -Little job for you. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Problem? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Don't look at her, you look at me. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Your brother's done one of his disappearing acts... | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
..so I need you to step up. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Mum? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
Mum, are you OK? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Mum... | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
-It's not working. -Try it again.. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
What are you doing in here? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
-Nothing. -Have you seen my trainers? -They're in the bathroom. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Now hurry up, you're going to be late for school. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
You did get rid of that phone, didn't you? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
Cos it's bad to lie. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
-Yes. -Good, now hurry up. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
You've got a nerve. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
I need to put one of these up on the front door and one of these in here. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
What is it? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
You're talking out of your bottom. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Council will never approve it. Look at 'em. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Well, there'll be a consultation period but we're pretty confident. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Are you buying a drink? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
-What? No... -Then get out. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
Cos until New Year, this pub is ours. Not yours. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
They ain't got their permission slips, cos they ain't going. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
Cos I ain't got the money to pay for it, that's why. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Yeah, ta-ra then, love. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Who was that? | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Mrs Dickson from up the school. Wants to know why Chatham and Riley | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
ain't going on the Santa's Grotto trip. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Nosy cow. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
They're really not going? It's all they've been talking about. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Have you got the cash? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Well, there you are, then. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
Why ain't you at school? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
-It's inset day. -Another one? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Don't be hanging around here all day, yeah? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
I've got my shows to catch up on. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
-Either of yous got anything? -What do you think? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
We need to find that money. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
-Hey... Denise is here. -Hello. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Listen, I'm not stopping, | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
I just wanted to check we're still on for dinner tonight, yeah? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
-Um... -The restaurant. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
I can't do the Indian. You know, | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
just the thought of it just turns my stomach. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Oh, right, well, we can just go to the Vic. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
We could have a drink there and decide later, yeah? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
-Yeah, OK. -Yeah? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
Do you know, I was exactly the same with Libby. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
The mere thought of an onion bhaji, oh, it would make me heave. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
Funny, that, innit? PHONE RINGS | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Oh, that's Kush - I've got to take it. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
-So I'll see you later, yeah? -Yeah. -See you later. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
You'd better go to work. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
-I can't let 'em get away with this. -They already have. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Right, they've got the council in their pocket and a legal team | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
that know we forged your signature on the freehold. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Sometimes you've got to know when you're beaten. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
This is our home. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
This was our home. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
Maybe Fi's right - these places aren't what they used to be. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
-It's 2017... -Yeah, well, the locals won't have it. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
What do you think's going to happen? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
The Pearly Kings and Queens are going to march in here | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
and save us to a chorus of the Lambeth Walk? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
It's over. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
This place has been good to us. But it's over. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
So...we're going to focus on what we've got. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
We're going to plan the best party this square has ever seen. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Then we're going to leave with our heads held high. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
-L... -Our heads held high. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
Don't know why you're bothering, mate - | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
give it a week, they'll be knocking us down. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
That IS why I'm bothering, my man. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
Ah, Norway spruce? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
Yep, well, via Peckham. Don't drop needles, apparently. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
We'll see. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
Well, they can't stay here. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Well, it's not my fault, the paperboy didn't turn up. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Not my fault either, I'm afraid. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Can you just turn a blind eye? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
-Honey. -Yes. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
You do realise that I'm now a full-time council employee? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
And I wouldn't be doing my duty if I just let... | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
I can deliver them if you want? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
-Why aren't you in school? -Inset day. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Paper rounds are meant to be carried out before or after school. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
I'm sure your area manager would agree. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
BANGING ON DOOR | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Carmel? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
Go away! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Well, I'm sorry, darlin', but I can't do that. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
So you're just going to have to open the door. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
If you don't, I'll have to go and get Kim. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Do you really want that one gabbing through the letterbox all day? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
Eh? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
Oh, Carmel, come on, just open the door. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
I can't. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
Yes, yes, you can. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
I was trying to call you all last night. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Yeah, sorry, family stuff. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Did you give your dad that contract? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
I really don't want to talk about my dad right now. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
Josh, why are you here? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:56 | |
I was actually looking for Ian. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Why? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
Please don't tell me that's what I think it is. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
This wasn't my decision. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
Lauren? You in? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
I was... | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
What is he doing here? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
They're evicting you from the Caff. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Oh, Carmel, just open the door! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
All right. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:35 | |
Right...let's start by getting some light in here, shall we? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:58 | |
Yeah? | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
Hey, right... | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Darlin'... | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
Listen... | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
..you cannot shut yourself away like this. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
You can't let him win. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:12 | |
I've got nowhere to live. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
I was meant to be moving in with him. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Why can't you stay here? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Masood wants me out. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
Well, we'll just figure it out. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
OK? But only if you keep going forward. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
To what? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
What have I got to look forward to? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Tonight. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
Me and Kush, we're taking Kim and Vincent for dinner, | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
celebrate the baby. You know, we're going to have... | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
..pre-drinks at the Vic. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
-Yeah, and you are going to come with us. -No. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
No, I can't go back there. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
Well, why not? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
I still love him. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:05 | |
All right? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
-You all right? -Yeah, I'm just having a breather here. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Do you want me to bring you out a pint? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Oi! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
-Mate, are you all right? -Does it look like he's all right?! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
-Call the police. -No! No police. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
All right, calm down, calm down. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Let's get you in the boozer. Come on. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Come on, up you come. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
I guess it was inevitable - you've duped everyone else on the Square. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
-So why not me? -They're not going to get away with this, Ian. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
-Now the notice has been served... -I think you should leave. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
-Get out! -Lauren... Lauren, just leave it, OK? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
-You've won. -You hear that? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
You won. | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
You should go out and celebrate your victory. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
I hope it tastes sweet... | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
..and I hope it was worth it. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
It might be broken. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
It's not broken. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:29 | |
Still not broken. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
You should have chased 'em, kicked the wheels, sent 'em flying. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
Well, I'm glad that you didn't. What if they had acid? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
I mean, every time you turn on the news these days... | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
They were kids, just wanted my phone. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Let's not take it any further. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:51 | |
L, L, L... Just get the geezer a drink. What's the matter with you? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
Sorry. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
I won't be long. It's three dates, was it? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
That's a lot of dates. Give me a nice tip and I might be your fourth. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
There's some nuts, call it seven quid. Thank you very much. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Here is your change and I hope you have a lovely day. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
Take care. What can I get you? I promise you I will not be a sec. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
I've got it, don't worry. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
You what? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
Well, you can't do both, can you? And you're losing customers. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Which means you're losing money. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Right little Deborah Meaden, ain't she? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
So are you going to employ me or what? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
I'll give you a couple of hours just till the mad rush dies down. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
You just stand there, take the money and try not to say anything. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
-OK? -Mm-hm. -Good girl. Right, what can I get you? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
Right, what's taken your fancy today? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
-Better? -Yeah. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:35 | |
There you go, get that down you. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
I'm sorry I'm being such a mess. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Oh, Carmel, can you please stop apologising? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
It's him that should be apologising, darlin'. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
He was set up, he didn't know what he was doing. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
OK. He knew exactly what he was doing. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
And the sooner that you come to terms, see him... | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
Listen, he stole that tender information from you. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
-No, that wasn't Max. -Well, then, who else could it have been? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
You don't understand, I... | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
I offered to give Max that information. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
I said that I could get it for him. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
-You gave it to him? -No. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
No, no, he told me not to in the end. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
Some... last scrap of conscience, maybe. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
Sorry, I'm confused. So you didn't? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
No. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:34 | |
Then he must have taken it from you. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
How else could Weyland have produced the perfect bid? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
You were suspended because of him. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
Now, if you didn't give those documents to him, | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
you've done nothing wrong. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
He stole from me? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
If I were you, I would be straight down that police station reporting him. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
What are you doing back? Have you had lunch? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Cos I've got some eggs. I can make you an omelette | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
-or you just want a fried egg or scrambled egg... -Kim. Kim. Stop. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
We're going to face this right now. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Face what? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:13 | |
Look, I'll get pregnant again. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Yeah? We'll get pregnant in a heartbeat and it'll be fine. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
No-one needs to know. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
What if we don't? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
Why would you say that? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:28 | |
Look, it doesn't serve anyone to go on pretending. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
I mean... Least of all you. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
I am here for you. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
Denise will be, an' all. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
But to go on pretending will not change what happened. I mean... | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
..you must know that, right? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:47 | |
You'd make a lovely nurse. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
I was trained as a midwife. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:54 | |
-Do you live local? -Ah, not far. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
Spent a couple of years at Her Majesty's pleasure. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
-Something I'm not proud of. -I'm not judging. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Me mother, she spent a bit of time in the nick. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
Shirley. The naughty-looking one behind the bar. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
Oh, I thought I that was Linda. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
-She's a tour de force, that one. -Oh, yes. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
We're renewing our wedding vows at Christmas. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
You'd think we was organising Live Aid. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
Bit of advice - don't ask any questions, say yes to everything. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:31 | |
Save you a lot of grief. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Never a truer word said. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
I heard that this place is being turned into | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
a block of flats or something. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
-Now, it's none of my business... -Nah, you're all right. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
Yeah... | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
Come New Year... | 0:14:51 | 0:14:52 | |
they're going to give us the elbow and, er... | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
..truth be told... | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
..we're being robbed of our own home. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
So... | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
..Mick Carter, landlord... | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
..have you ever spent time behind bars? | 0:15:10 | 0:15:11 | |
I'm behind the bar every day. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
-Comedian, too. -No, er...I have been arrested. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
-What for? -Oh...heavy stuff. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
I was serving alcohol in tea pots before 11 o'clock in the morning. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:30 | |
An ordinary decent criminal. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
-You? -Ah, Al Capone here. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Well, you know, us Irish. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
We don't know what we want but we'll fight anybody... | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
..to get it. Know what I mean? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
But you do know what you want, don't you? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
You want to stay here, keep this roof over your head. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
It's not an option any more. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
There are always options. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:02 | |
Carmel? | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
I can take it from here. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
Are you sure? | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
-Positive. -Good. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
You wouldn't believe the number of people that come up to me | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
and said they wish they had Irish passports. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
And the number... The number of marriage proposals I've had. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
Uncertain times, eh? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
All the more reason why you've got to create your own luck. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
And how do you do that, then? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Go on... | 0:16:54 | 0:16:55 | |
Ah, forget about it. Tell me more about this wedding. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
Nah, nah, nah, I asked you first. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
A little job, that's all. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
I'm listening. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:10 | |
Mick, forget about it. You don't want to know. Trust me. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
-Enjoy. -Cheers, bye. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
I sold eight. Even that ratty little one. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
-Blimey! -So, you going to pay me or what? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Yeah, 'course I am. 'Course. You've deserved it. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
There you go. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
A fiver? Are you having a laugh? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:35 | |
Well, you should have negotiated your fee, shouldn't you, | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
before you started. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:39 | |
That's what a Dragon would have done. Go on... | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
You're so mean, you are. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
I were only joking, I was going to give you another fiver. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
Oi, love, come back! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
-Bernadette. -What? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:52 | |
That tree you sold me - half the needles have dropped off. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:56 | |
So if you still want that job... you can start Monday. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
Looks like you could sell snow to the Eskimos, | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
so delivering a few papers shouldn't be a problem, eh? | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
-What about Robbie? -Leave Robbie Jackson to me. All right? | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
First shift, Monday morning, 7am. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
Decent! Thanks! Can I ask you a question? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
As my new employer... | 0:18:15 | 0:18:16 | |
..any chance of cash up front? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
I don't think so. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
So the moral of the story is... | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
-Don't get caught. -No, pay your taxes. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
Dad, Mum wants to know when you'll be down? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
I'm having a drink, ain't I, with my new mate... | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
Aidan, this is my son, Johnny. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
Pleased to meet you. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
He's a university scholar. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
He's a potential brief in the making, as it happens. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
-Ain't that right, eh? -Oh, very impressive. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
May have use of your services some time in the future. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:18:52 | 0:18:53 | |
What? What's so funny? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Nothing, it's nothing. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Tell your Mother I'll be down in a minute, yeah, boy? | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
One for the road? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Well, you have twisted my arm. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
So... | 0:19:11 | 0:19:12 | |
..this little thing you was talking about... | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
Well... | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
..if I tell you, it will make you complicit. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
And the money we are talking about is substantial. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
If Old Bill comes calling, it could be serious. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
I think you're just an old geezer who's just all cream and no sponge. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
An old geezer who's inveigled his way into your home. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
You was mugged. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
Weren't you? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Of course. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Any danger of that drink? | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
When I was at school... | 0:20:14 | 0:20:15 | |
-..we all used to plot behind the old Scouts hut. -Mm-hmm. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
So while everyone else was doing as they was told | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
in, like, Maths and English... | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
..we'd be having a little skive. You know? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
And...it made you feel alive. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
Surprised one of you didn't lose a finger. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Oh, Nathan Charles did. I'll never forget it. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
We was all sitting round playing chicken, and he got cocky. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
Oh, yeah, he was giving it the big 'un. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
The next thing we know, | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
we're staring at his little finger on the floor. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
He didn't even cry, you know? He was in shock. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
There was just claret everywhere. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
So we had to run to the school with his digit. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
We put it straight on ice, didn't even wrap it. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
Everybody knows you shouldn't do that. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
I know that now. Caught frostbite, they couldn't reattach it. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
What the hell do you think you're playing at? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
I've got a pub full of punters downstairs | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
and you're up here playing silly beggars and getting sloshed. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
Oh, look at my table! | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
Ah, Linda, it's all my fault. Really is. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:57 | |
Once he got me talking, he couldn't stop me, bless him. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
You know, and really, really thanks for taking care of me, | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
-looking after me, you know. -Right. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
And if there's anything I can do... | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
-Nah, I'm good. I'm good. -It was nice to meet you. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
You, get this place cleaned up! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
-Oh, I've got your coat behind the bar. -Great. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
We should celebrate tonight! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:24 | |
I've got some of those sparklers left over from Bonfire Night. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
-When do you start? -Monday morning, she said. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
But we still ain't got the money for Chatham or Riley, have we? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
I have. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:34 | |
How'd you get all that? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:39 | |
-I earned it. -How? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
Don't worry about that. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:42 | |
I got the money for the school trip. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
Are we watching this or what? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
Go on, then. I'm all ears. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
Got a name I want to run by you. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
What for? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:03 | |
Our sweet-talker. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:06 | |
Go on. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
Mick Carter. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Mick? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
The man who pulls pints? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
You're having a laugh, ain't ya? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:21 | |
A man who just might be desperate enough... | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
..to do exactly what we want him to do. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Do you want to go somewhere else? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
No. We're staying here. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
You're better off without her. Couldn't be trusted anyway. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
-Everything's a game to you, isn't it? -Josh... | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
No, no, I've had enough. I'm going home. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
Let him go. We can celebrate on our own. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Have your usual, will you, Carmel? | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
-Yes, please, Linda. -Oh, no, this one's on the house. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
It's lovely to see you again, my darling. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
-Shall we go and grab a table? -We'll get the drinks here. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
I'll give you a hand. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:23 | |
Right, so, what did the police say? | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
They'll look into it. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:32 | |
What, is that it? Did they give you a crime reference number? | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
-I might pop to the loo. -Carmel... | 0:24:36 | 0:24:40 | |
..you did go to the police, didn't you? | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Just leave it, Denise, all right? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Here we are, ladies. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
Um... | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
Right... Oh, so what are you having, then? | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
I've got an orange juice coming. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:56 | |
Oh, now, before I forget, | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
I know it's pink, but that doesn't matter any more, does it, | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
even if it is a boy? | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Because everything's, like, gender-neutral these days. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
Well, you know what, I've bought a whole lot of blue stuff. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
So, you know, this is... | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
Awww! I'm going to be an aunt again! | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
This is lovely. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:17 | |
-How did you do that? -I don't know. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:23 | |
Stacey, it's me, Jane. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:25 | |
Ignore that call, forget everything I said - it was a mistake. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
It was all a mistake. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
Stacey, you can't tell anyone, OK? | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
Oi, you two, come on! | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Anyone got a light? | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
Will a match do? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
Cheers, darling. Much appreciated. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
Thank you. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:50 | |
If there's any more work, just let me know, yeah? | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
You did good. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:01 | |
Less swing on the bat next time though, eh? | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
-Whoo! -You actually did it! | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
Every time I turn around today, you've scarpered. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
I had to call that swing band. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
Oh, Mick, I don't need swing bands or harpists or performing monkeys. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:30 | |
I think I was just throwing myself into it | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
so I didn't have to think about everything else. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
You and me - that's what matters. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Where's all this come from? | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
Dunno. Seeing poor Carmel. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
Puts it all into perspective. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
Sometimes we don't know how lucky we are. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
You're exhausted. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
Why don't you take the rest of the night off? | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
-We can manage downstairs. -No, I'm fine. I'll be down in a minute. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:01 | |
OK. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
-L? -Hmm? | 0:27:03 | 0:27:04 | |
I do know how lucky I am. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:07 | |
CANE TAPS | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 |