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WHISPERING: Can't we just throw it? It's weird. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
-It's rude to whisper. -All this stuff's nearly out of date. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
So eat it, then. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Ben... | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
-Right. -We can't just let it all go off. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
What are we going to do, eat them or chuck them? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
-Abi would go nuts. -Yeah, but Abi ain't here, is...? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
I'm sorry to bring this up, all right, | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
but the rent's due tomorrow. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
-We'll have to cover her, then. -OK. Well, I can chip in a bit more, | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
but, I mean, it's tight... | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Yeah, well, we can't do that every month. I can't anyway. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
So what you saying? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
I don't know, Ben. I don't know what I'm saying. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
-I'm just saying that we can't afford it. -We could speak to Max. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
-See what he wants us to do. -That's exactly what he needs right now. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
Right, so what, then? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
We just carry on as normal, | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
until... | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
..until the end. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
So what you doing for business these days? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Erm, ice cream. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
-Ice cream? -Mm. -Nice. What flavour? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
-All of them. -Oh, Mas, come on. It was a joke. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
Oh! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
-So the flat? -Yeah, well, it's OK. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-"OK"? -Mm. I mean, it could do with a lick of paint. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
So maybe there's a deal to be done. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
No. I've got five other people seeing this today, | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
yeah? Five tomorrow. I don't need to do any deals. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
Yeah, maybe I haven't got time for any more viewings. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
All right. I'll take it. Yeah. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
It's a month up front and a month's rent. That's two grand. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
-Yeah. Cash OK for you? -Cash is very OK. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
OK, well, I'll get it to you in an hour or so. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
-Good to have you back, Mas. -Nice one. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Masood! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Hi, Sonny... Yeah. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Business. Sorry. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
-Hello, Trace. -Morning. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Morning, Shirl. Rough night? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Shifts. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Oh. I'm not on it. At all. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
-You're not needed here. -Sorry? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
You deaf? No, Marvellous Mick can't save you now. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Him and Linda have gone. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
-Gone? Gone where? -Watford. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
And when are they back? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
What's that got to do with you? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
Please, Shirl, I need this job. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
All right, I'll help you out. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Thank you, just a couple of shifts, that's all. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Launderette. They're looking for people, | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
but don't put me down as a reference. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Big lazy lump says he ain't getting up. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
Keanu's properly ill, Mum. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
Man flu, more like. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
And if he thinks he's having Chatham's bed again tonight, | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
he's got another think coming. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Any more toast? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
We're all out, Ry. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
Here you are. Have that, sweetheart. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
I'm not hungry. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Anyway, you've got to get a shift on, ain't you? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
You've only been at that school five minutes - | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
don't want detention for being late, do you? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Taylors tradition, ain't it? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
-I'm joking. I've got loads of time. -Argh! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
-The water's freezing! -Leccy again. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
I can't go to school without a shower. I'll be minging. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
No change there, then. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Maybe Auntie Kandi? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Or you could just get a job. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Why's that funny? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
It's my turn. Get some bread and milk while you're at it. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
And your last slave died of...? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Smelling your BO. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Thanks. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Look, I know you don't want to let her go. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
And nor do I, all right? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
But, you know, we can't be homeless either. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
No. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Well, have you been up the hospital? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
I think it'd help, you know. You should say goodbye. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
I'll cover Abi's share, all right? I'll pay for all of it. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
And how you going to do that? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
This place is doing all right. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
It ain't for us to say when Abi's gone, bruv. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
-I ain't ready. -OK. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Gone right off that, I tell you. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
What's that? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
So I just came to see how the house is. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
It's great, Masood. Really great. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Top ten New Year's resolutions most people have already broken by today! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:07 | |
-Guess what they are? -Yeah. Well, so you're settling in OK? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Yes. I've nearly finished unpacking. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Oh, good, very good. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
-Number one is drinking alcohol. -Ah! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
So I was just wondering | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
if you'd like to organise a date for each month. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
-You know, for the, er... -HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
You know, for the rent that you insisted on. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Because it makes life easier, takes all the hassle away. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
-Number two is going to the gym. -Mmm. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Oh, this is interesting - be less stressed. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:43 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Or a standing order if you prefer? Or cash even, you know... | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
..as you offered. Whatever makes life easier, you know... | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
Do you need some money, hmm? | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
What? No. No, Chacha Ji... | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
..I'm fine. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
I mean, there was a hitch with the New Year payroll. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
You know, the staff need to get paid. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
But it's fine, don't worry about it. I'll deal with it. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
What an honourable man you are. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Yes. Yeah, well, the cash flow is down a little but... | 0:06:17 | 0:06:22 | |
Well, I can... I can give you some money today. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
What? No, I'll be fine, Chacha Ji, honestly. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
-No, I insist. -No, I insist. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
No, I insist! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
No, Chacha Ji, I'll be fine. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
OK. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
Well, you know... | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
If you don't mind. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
Oh. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
But you know I'm not asking. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
Oh, I know you'd never do that. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
I'm offering. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Thank you. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Why don't you just show us around the area? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
How about a cup of tea in the cafe? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Oh, no, it tastes like dishwater there. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Nonsense, Masood, you just don't want to splash out on a cuppa. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
Chalo. Come on. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
I'll get my coat. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
Demanding money from me. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
No! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
-WAILING -Bex?! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
Bex, what's the matter? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
It's ruined. It's all ruined. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
Is that it? Give it here. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Well, what do you reckon? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Punter must have dropped it. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
You don't have punters coming here with cars worth that much, | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
let alone bracelets. And that must be worth at least five figures. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
You've been watching too much Antiques Roadshow, mate. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
Morning, guys. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
All right. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
I'm DCI Alsworth. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
And how can I help you? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
You work here? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Can see why they made you detective. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Yeah, he works here, yeah. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
Could I speak to your boss, please? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
I am the boss. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
I'm investigating a recent robbery. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Could you tell me where you were between 3pm and 4pm | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
-on New Year's Day? -Lying in bed with a stinking hangover. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Yeah, he was. Yeah, we all were. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Aidan or JP Maguire, know him? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
No. Why? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:28 | |
Who else has got keys to this place? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Me, my mechanics. That's about it, really. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
And have you seen any suspicious activity around here? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
What is this all about? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
If you hear anything. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
-What about? -Oh, you'd know. Give me a call, will you? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
Be worth your while. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
That'll be £2.40, please. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Oh, no, no, I'll get this. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
Ah, well, that's very kind. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Keep the change. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Thank you, Mas. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
-Masood. -Beale. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Do you know, I heard you were back. And I was hoping it wasn't true. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
-Aw, you missed me, then. -Yeah, I've missed you like piles. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
Aren't you going to introduce us? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
OK, Uncle Arshad, Auntie Mariam, the infamous Ian Beale. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
-Lovely to meet you. -What do you do, Neil? -Ian. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Oh, he runs this place and the local chippy. Oh... | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
Ran, right? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Why is it boarded up? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
So you're a businessman. Like Masood. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
You're back in business? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
-Ice creams. -Ah! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
-What flavour? -All of them. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
Well, let's hope you do better than when you had the Argee Bhajee. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
I mean, cos Masood here, he's had more failed businesses than | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
-I've had... -Wives? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Can't be much call for ice cream in January. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
-Business is thriving, thanks. -Really, thriving? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Actually, Masood is hosting a little soiree tonight. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
-No, I'm not. -And you must come, Neil. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
-Ian. -I think I've got meetings and... | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
After the meetings, Masood. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
I wouldn't miss it for the world. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
-Here you go. Your tap water. -Shh! Shh, shh, shh. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Hello, yes. I'm just calling about the waste management | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
and disposal technician job you've got advertised. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
No, I don't really know what it is. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
A bin man, then. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Do you need a driving licence for that? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
DIAL TONE | 0:10:35 | 0:10:36 | |
Hello? Hello? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
You got any jobs going, Kath? In the cafe. Kath's cafe. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
-You see what I done there? -SHE LAUGHS | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Yeah, have you ever worked in a cafe before? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Nah, but, you know, | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
how hard can it be to make a couple of bacon butties? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
A monkey could do it. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Well, I'm sorry, we're not recruiting right now. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
-She sacked you? -Mmm-hmm. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
-With no warning period? No real reason? -No. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
Whit, that is like unfair dismissal. You could totally sue them. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
Oh, yeah, cos I can afford a solicitor. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
I could look into it for you. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
All right, Erin Brockovich. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Who? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Oh, now I feel old. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
Anyway, I thought you weren't moving back in till next week. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
Dad said it was OK. If you're all right with it? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:40 | |
Yeah, of course. It's far too quiet round here anyway. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:45 | |
All right, that should do it. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
OK. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
That looks so good. How did you know how to do that? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Well, I actually used to design my own. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
I had a stall and everything. | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
Well, you should be doing that, then - not pulling pints. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
Nah, been there, done that... | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
I wouldn't know where to start now anyway. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
The market? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
-I say we just leave it. -Listen, The Arches is in your name now, right? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
If Phil has done something dodgy, then you're implicated, mate. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Like it or not. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
The least he can do is tell you what you're messed up in. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
KNOCKS ON DOOR | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
-Jay, I was just off out. -Where's Phil, Sharon? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
Do you want to tell me what the hell you think you're doing? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Show her, Ben. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
Now we want answers, Sharon. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
I can see you, Masood. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
I've dropped a coin. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Well, I don't see one. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
Deposit. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
I haven't had a chance to do the leaving inspection yet. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
I left that house cleaner than I found it, Mas. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
So come on, cough up. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
After the inspection. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Fine...but just get it done, OK? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
-He ain't here. -I ain't lying, Jay. -So where is he? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
-Italy. -Weren't you supposed to be going with him? | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
I had to sort out Denny. We're meeting later in the week. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
-And what about that? -What about it? -Well, it's worth a fortune. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
-Jay's an expert all of a sudden. -And you don't seem that bothered, Sharon. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
And you don't want to touch it. Why's that? Cos you don't want | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
-to get your prints all over it? -Do you know where it came from? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Come on, then. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
How did it get into The Arches, Sharon? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
-I can't tell you. -Sharon! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
I just...I just think it's better if you don't know. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
-OK? -See no evil and all that. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
-Yeah. -Right, well, Ben wants his cut, then. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
-What? -Well, he's involved, ain't he? So come on, fair's fair. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
-This ain't funny, Sharon. -Do I look like I'm laughing?! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
I want my share, Sharon. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
There isn't any money! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
Look, your dad was double-crossed, OK? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
Someone took the cash, the jewellery. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
It's the truth. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
So Phil's messed up, gone away and left him up to his neck in it. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
What, for a few quid? | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Once again showing exactly what he thinks of me. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Ben, it wasn't like that. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:39 | |
Sharon... | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
..it's always like that. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:43 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
There's not much demand for T-shirts right now, Whit. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
Tell you what, you come back and see me in the summer time, yeah? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
Yeah? Thank you. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
Donna... | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
Donna! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
Would you be interested in an exclusive clothing range? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:15 | |
Like T-shirts and that. I make 'em, you flog 'em. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
Yeah, sounds great. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
Brilliant! I'll come up with some designs tonight and... | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
I'd want a 60% cut, though. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
You having a laugh? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
Take it or leave it. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Kush, would you look after the stall for a bit? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Oi! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
We don't need no asylum seekers squatting round here, thanks. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
So jog on, mate. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
-Excuse me? -Go on, back to wherever you came from. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
-Hampstead. -What? | 0:15:58 | 0:15:59 | |
New staff, eh? I thought some poncey suit owned this gaff. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
He did. But now it's ours again. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
And you're trespassing. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
So jog on, mate. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
So on a scale of one to ten - | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
the chances of me getting an interview would be...? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Masood! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:28 | |
I forgot the dessert. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
Oh, Masood, go and get some of your ice cream. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
-I... -Go, go, go! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
PHONE MESSAGE ALERT | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
DOOR SLAMS You all right? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
-What's all this? -Lauren called. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
There's a family photo they're looking for. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
They're on the back of a donkey in Blackpool or something. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
-I'll check Abi's room. -No! | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
If anyone's going through her stuff, it should be me. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
Right. OK. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
-It's about time. -Well, I've done the inspection, | 0:17:48 | 0:17:53 | |
and there are some issues. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
-Issues? -Mmm. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
Yeah... | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
There's some stains on the carpet and... Coffee, I think. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
They'll all need replacing. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
There were no stains when I left that house. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
Yeah, and peeling wallpaper, and some damage to the bathroom. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
I've got proof. So, once I assess the damage and do the repairs, | 0:18:12 | 0:18:17 | |
then I can really tell you how much deposit you're due back, | 0:18:17 | 0:18:21 | |
but between you and me... | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
..I don't think it'll be much. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
There were no coffee stains, Mas. No damage. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
So either your auntie and uncle have been wreaking havoc, | 0:18:31 | 0:18:36 | |
or you're trying to swindle me out of my deposit. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
Carmel... | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
Why don't you come to my little soiree tonight, | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
have a drink, and relax, | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
and maybe we can come to some sort of arrangement? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
You know what, I am sick of men trying to take advantage. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:02 | |
-Oh, Carmel... -No. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
So, if you don't give me my deposit back in the next 20 minutes, | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
I will phone my good friend on the Walford Gazette, | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
and make sure that tomorrow's paper has your face | 0:19:12 | 0:19:16 | |
splashed across its front page under the headline "Slum Landlord". | 0:19:16 | 0:19:21 | |
Now, how's that for an arrangement? | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
Thank you. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Business has been good, then. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
Hmmm, thriving. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
What? What do you think I am? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
Begging, really? | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
-Might not be long. -Things that bad? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
You lot were right, I can't get a flipping job anywhere. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
Remember what you always tell us - if you're going to go down, | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
go down swinging. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
You'll figure it out, Mum. You always do. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
Oi, been trying to call you. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
Yeah, my phone's on the blink. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
-Hmmm. -Oh! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
Do you want this flat or what? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
You know, the thing is... | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
..I've found somewhere else. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
Yeah, penthouse. Hoxton. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
You know, duplex, hot tub... | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
-I've been holding this for you. -We didn't sign anything. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
You're wasting my time. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
I think there's some photos in there. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
Ah, tequila slammers. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
Do you remember that night? | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
Forgot we half-inched these. Man, we were smashed. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:25 | |
And she puked all over Jay's new trainers. He was so angry. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
Yeah, that's right. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
Never could handle her drink, could she? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Right little Lucy lightweight. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
It ain't in here anyway. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
Chuck us that bag. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
You know she'd hate this, right, | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
us going through her personal things? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
-She wouldn't mind. -Yes, she would! | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
I'm sorry, Don, but if Lauren wants that photo, | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
she can come and find it herself. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
We ain't touching any more of Abi's stuff, right? | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
You must have something for me. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
Well, I've been in business before, Sean, | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
I've got loads of experience. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
Yeah. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
Oh, look, I'll call you back. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
And when I do, make sure you've got something for me. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Ice cream! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Your auntie's having kittens over there. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
-PHONE RINGS Is it ringing? -Yeah, shh! | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
Oh, hello. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
Is that Mr Apopopo... | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
..poodle, please? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Yes, my name's Karen Taylor, and I'm ringing about the assistant's | 0:22:40 | 0:22:45 | |
position on Albert Square. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Oh, yes, I've worked in launderettes all my life. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:54 | |
9:30 tomorrow morning would be splendid. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
OK, see you then. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
Ta-ta. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
Only gone and bagged a job interview, ain't I! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
The thing is, the geezer you mouthed off to is only going to | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
-recognise you. -It's all right, bit of slap, posh frock - | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
-I won't even recognise myself! -SHE LAUGHS | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
-Hey, Whit. -Hey. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
I've just been on the phone to my brother. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Which made you come sit in the dark and cold? | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
He's got this mate, Scottish Dan. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
He's got a couple of empty shop units and, well, | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
he said I could have one. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:36 | |
-Mates rates. -That sounds amazing! | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
-Yeah. In Wakefield. -Where? | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Well, I'd have to move. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
You said no, right? | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
Whit, you can't leave. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
-Walford's your home. -Is it? | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
What's really left here for me, Bex? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
-Aw, shall I get the violin out? -Shut up. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
It's an adventure. It's a new start. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
Vanilla?! | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
That's all I could get at such short notice. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
My parties are not all vanilla parties. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
You said "all flavours". | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
Where's the Pakistani flare, huh? Rose water, mango, pistachio? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:13 | |
Kulfi, Masood. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:14 | |
-Proper kulfi. -It'll be fine. It will be fine. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
Oh, I don't want just fine! | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
What are you doing? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
She blames me for spilling coffee. I swear I didn't, of course. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:26 | |
Oh, let me help. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:27 | |
Oh, and Mariam's found some more problems with the house. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:34 | |
-You know, carpets rolled up. Wallpaper peeling off. -Hmmm. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:39 | |
We didn't notice it before, but you can get it fixed. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:44 | |
Shouldn't cost you too much. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Yeah. No problem. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
So, Masood, I thought you could start with a speech. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
-A speech? -Yes. My entrepreneur nephew. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:54 | |
-No, I... I really... -So that's sorted, huh? | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:24:57 | 0:24:58 | |
-They're early! -Oh, excuse me. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Oh, Neil. Masood, it's your friend, Neil. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
-Hello, Ian. -Ian. Thank you. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Welcome. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
-Make yourself comfortable. -Thank you. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
It's not much of a bash, is it? I would have thought | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
with all your new-found wealth, we'd have had champagne and caviar. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
-DOORBELL RINGS -Welcome, everybody. Welcome. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
-Hi, Masood. -Hi. -Good to see you! -Thank you so much. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
-Masood. -Kush. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
How is Shabnam? I haven't heard from her in a while. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
-Yeah, she's good. She's really, really happy. -Good. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Sit, sit, everybody, please. Make yourself comfortable. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
Food is on its way. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
So, no Zainab, then? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:40 | |
-No. Masood came back all on your own, didn't you? -Yeah. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
-And how's Jane doing, Ian? -Just saw the Taylors on | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
their way over. Think they're bringing doggy bags. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
Yeah, and Kim and Pearl, they won't be long either, will they? | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
Oh, listen, everyone - be very careful, yeah, | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
do not spill your drinks. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
We don't want to ruin the carpet, do we, Mas? | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
You know, I think I need to pop out for a minute. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
-But it's your party! -We just got... | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
No, excuse me. Sorry. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
It's business. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Look how cheap the houses are! | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
Yorkshire? | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
This one, garden. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
Like up north, Yorkshire? | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
Yeah. It's only a couple of hours on the train. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
I was kind of looking forward to us being roomies. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
I've always wanted a big sis. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
Bex, you can visit me whenever you want. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:36 | |
-When you've got your own T-shirt empire? -Yeah. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:26:39 | 0:26:40 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:26:47 | 0:26:48 | |
Whit, someone's here to see you. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
This place is worse than I remembered. Hashtag "what a dump". | 0:26:53 | 0:26:57 | |
All right, sis? | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
TRAIN RUMBLES BY | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 |