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09/01/2018

Tiffany's back and immediately causes mischief. Masood's day goes from bad to worse. Karen tries to secure her future for the sake of her family.


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HE SIGHS

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BANG ON DOOR

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HE SIGHS

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Hiya, I've got a delivery for you.

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Just need you to sign here for me, please.

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-Great, have a nice day.

-Yeah, you too.

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CREAKING

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HE MOANS

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CREAKING CONTINUES

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HE SIGHS

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CLATTERING

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CREAKING

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-Come on!

-Come on!

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LAUGHTER

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RINGING TONE

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Mr Hawkin?

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Hi, erm...my name's Stephen Douglas.

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No, no. No, we haven't met.

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Listen, I've... I've got a bit of business to put your way.

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-What's that?

-Research.

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Do what?

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I printed it off at school.

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Everything you ever need to know about detergents, spin cycles...

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What's the point? She ain't got a hope, anyway.

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Course I have!

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Right, you told him to get back to where he came from,

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you called him an asylum seeker,

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and then you told him to sling his hook.

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He's giving Mum an interview, isn't he?

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Yeah, but only because she made him think that she was someone else.

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The minute he sees it's you, you're dead.

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Maybe.

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Ain't lying down yet, though.

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Here...have you tried getting in that bathroom this morning?

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-She's been in there for the last hour at least.

-I'll have a word.

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What I don't understand is why she's even here.

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I thought you were supposed to be going off to Wakefield.

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Please tell me you're not leaving her here with me.

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No, of course not.

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Right. Cos I ain't that desperate for company.

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Look, I'll, erm... I'll talk to her, all right? I'll explain.

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I couldn't do it last night, you know,

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she's turned up for a surprise visit -

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I can't just say, "Get on the next train home," can I?

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-OK.

-Morning!

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Afternoon.

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Come on!

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Huh? Where we going?

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I've been dreaming of this for months.

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What?

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Ah! Oh, no!

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You missed a great party.

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Er...yeah. Business, Chacha Ji, business.

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Well, if you've come to fix the wallpaper

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or to clean up the coffee stain...

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..I've already seen to it.

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Oh, right. Er...

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Ooh... Something smells nice.

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Landlord's inspection.

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-What?

-Didn't I tell you?

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Oh, yeah.

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Regulations, red tape, it's the curse of the small entrepreneur.

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Yeah, you know, I've just got to make sure

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everything's shipshape and Bristol fashion.

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-Bristol fashion...?

-Yeah. It's a figure of speech.

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-Morning, Chacha Ji.

-What's wrong with you?

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-Mm?

-You look as though you slept in those clothes.

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Er... No, no, I've been up for hours. I...

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I've been taking care of all my businesses, you know?

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Ice-cream vans...

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Landlords' inspections usually take place BEFORE the tenant arrives,

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don't they?

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Did you actually shower this morning?

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Yes, I told you, I've been rushing here, rushing there...

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Yeah, I haven't even had time for breakfast.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello?

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Yes, I'll be there.

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-She's here.

-Oh!

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Right on time!

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Who is?

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Hello, Daisy!

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THEY CHUCKLE

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Come! Welcome home!

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I, er... I usually do valuations at the shop.

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Yeah, well, anyone can walk in down there, can't they?

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What, you don't want no prying eyes?

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No, these have got sentimental value.

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I didn't want any old punter walking in, copping an eyeful.

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Seems disrespectful.

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Let's take a look.

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Sentimental value, you say?

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Yes.

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My old auntie, God rest her soul. They were all hers.

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Lady of taste, eh?

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Yeah?

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I mean...

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..yeah.

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Careful lady, too, was she?

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How do you mean?

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Kept all the receipts?

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Oh.

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That's the thing - she was a bit forgetful about that sort of thing.

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Well, a lot of old people are, aren't they?

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Not just old people.

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I take it this is a cash transaction?

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Depends how much.

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I could maybe stretch to ten.

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Ten grand?

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You want more?

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A lot more.

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OK.

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You find me those receipts, I'm more than happy to revise my offer.

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WOLF WHISTLE

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Zip it!

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What's a few pieces of paper matter, hmm?

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These are the real deal, aren't they?

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Definitely.

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The problem is the people I can sell to.

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With a receipt, I can sell to anyone.

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Without a receipt...

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..I can only sell to a certain type of customer.

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No questions asked.

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OK.

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Ten it is.

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But I keep this.

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Hello...?

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I'm in the office.

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I'm here for the interview.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, no.

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Just listen...

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I don't.

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Not to racists.

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That wasn't personal.

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You weren't talking to me?

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I... I didn't think you was you, that's... That's the point.

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What?

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I was being, er...

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..public-spirited.

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Are you from some sort of home, or something?

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Er... We've had all sorts rooting round these empty places

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the last few months, and, er...

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..well, a few of us have decided that we ain't having it no more, yeah,

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so we've started these regular patrols, you know,

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like, checking up on places.

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That's what I was doing yesterday.

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Making sure your business was safe.

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How do I know that you're the owner?

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I mean, I ain't even met you before, have I?

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So why didn't you say all this then?

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Well... I'm explaining it now, ain't I?

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Still don't excuse you telling me to go back to where I came from.

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I...meant Hampstead.

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Look, I'm working FOR you.

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Not against you.

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Yeah?

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So now we got that clear,

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how's about seeing if I can, you know,

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start working for you properly?

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Thank you!

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Mm!

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Taste that grease!

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SHE CHUCKLES

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Ain't they got grease in Milton Keynes?

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Even the cows up there are plastic.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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I've so missed this place, you know.

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Yeah. I will, and all.

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What?

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I'm moving, Tiff.

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I'm leaving Walford.

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Where are you going?

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Wakefield.

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It's Yorkshire.

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Wait, so when's all this happening?

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Well, that's sort of the point.

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Erm... Soon as I can manage.

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Obviously it won't be straight away, not with you turning up.

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But it'll probably have to be tomorrow or the day after that.

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Tiff, look, I don't want you to think I'm just kicking you out,

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cos I ain't, you know? I've...

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You've got plans.

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Yeah.

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Can't just change them cos of me.

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Still, we've got a couple of days, haven't we?

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Mum...

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Erm...

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I'm going away for a few days.

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Where?

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Er...visit Courtney.

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That's a bit sudden, isn't it?

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Yeah, well, it's a spur-of-the-moment sort of thing, you know?

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And you're going to visit Courtney?

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Yeah, I ain't seen her in ages.

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Well, what about the Arches?

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I've got it covered.

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So, who are you really going to see?

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-What? I...

-You haven't mentioned Courtney in months,

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now all of a sudden you can't wait to dash off and see her?

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It... It's not Luke, is it?

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I mean, he ain't fed you some old sob story, has he?

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I just want to get away.

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After everything that's happened lately, I...

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I just need to get my head straight.

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But, erm...

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..before I go, I...

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HE SIGHS

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Er...

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Saw it out on the market.

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Ben...!

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Thought of you.

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Oh!

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-Now, don't get too excited - they ain't real.

-Oh!

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Thank you!

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So what's it for?

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Does there have to be a reason?

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Can't I buy my old mum a present now and again?

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Oi, you, less of the old!

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You have a nice time, yeah?

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Ben...?

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What, I can't give my old mum a kiss, neither?

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-I told you...!

-I know, I know.

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Less of the old.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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You said on the phone you had years of experience.

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Or was that just as fake as your accent?

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I've got more than just experience.

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Four boys, two girls, that's what I've got.

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Let's start with the boys, shall we?

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Growing lads with bits.

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Do I need to spell it out?

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I've had to deal with every sort of stain you can imagine,

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and some you just don't even want to.

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You know, most people would have chucked the old clobber out,

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got new, but I didn't.

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I rescued it, got it back to as fresh as they came,

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straight out the catalogue.

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And then there's the girls. Huh...

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That's a whole new set of horror stories.

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The stories I could tell you about them...

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Maybe we could skip that bit.

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But it's the same thing, innit?

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Issues, problems.

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I've dealt with it, I've bought the T-shirt,

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and I washed it after that, and all.

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You know, I can fluff, I can fold,

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I know my detergents from my conditioners,

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my larges from my smalls, my whites from my colours - no offence -

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and my quick spins from my blow dries.

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So...

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..any questions?

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When do you want me to start'd be a good one.

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Is that the tree, then?

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Yeah?

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Huge tree!

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So you've had Daisy before?

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-Mm.

-Oh.

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I've got this.

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She would have been here earlier, too,

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but the social worker had to check the place out first.

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I mean, that's why I had to re-hang the wallpaper, and, er...

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..you know, clean up the coffee stain, and...

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Anyway...

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-What?

-..don't let us hold you up.

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-What?

-Well, shouldn't you be finishing your inspection now?

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Oh, I haven't even started yet.

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Since that one turned up, my goodness!

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Can't take my eyes off her.

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She reminds me of Tamwar when he was that age.

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Yes, apart from her colour, her race

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and the fact that she's a girl.

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Yeah, apart from that.

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Do you know, I don't believe it!

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-Ohh!

-What?

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I haven't got any curly fries!

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Curly fries?

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Just imagine what your Chachi Ji will say! Huh?

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She will say...

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.."How could you forget to bring Daisy's favourite curly fries?!"

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Oh...

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Well, I can get some for you.

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The Minute Mart are bound to have them.

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Shouldn't you be starting your inspection?

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That will keep.

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Mm.

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-Well?

-In the bag!

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-You got it?

-As good as.

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So you ain't got it?

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No, I will, though. He just needs a bit of time to think about it.

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I'm telling you, he's on the ropes. No going back.

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Every question he asked, I answered.

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Even answered questions he didn't ask,

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and some he hadn't even thought of.

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So what about you calling him an asylum seeker?

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Oh! Misunderstanding.

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"We don't need no asylum seekers squatting round here."

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Yeah! We had a good laugh about that.

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-Mwah!

-What was that for?

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-A little thank you.

-Thank you for what?

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For all his disgusting little habits.

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Knew all that'd come in handy one day.

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Handy!

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SHE LAUGHS

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So...

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..where did you get to last night?

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Business.

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-Really?

-Mm.

-At that time?

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Well, when opportunity knocks...

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So, erm...what line of business are your aunt and uncle into, then?

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-What?

-Well...

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..earlier on, I saw a young kid going into the house.

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Right, well, I'm not being a nosey parker, or nothing, just...

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Just a good citizen.

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-A good citizen?

-Yeah.

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Well, you see a young kid being rushed into a strange house

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with two people who obviously ain't the parents...

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Makes you wonder.

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Oh.

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Well, it's something of a mission of theirs.

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-A what?

-Mm.

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Something they've been doing for years.

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Oh, go on.

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Yeah, I want to book myself on the first sailing,

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going tomorrow morning.

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Yeah.

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HE SIGHS

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HE CHUCKLES

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-DOOR OPENS

-You had a bit of bother here?

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All right.

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Got them.

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-Got what?

-The fries.

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How could you have forgotten to bring Daisy's favourite fries?

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Oh! Well, we've got them now.

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No, we haven't!

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Chacha Ji?

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These are crinkle cuts, not curls.

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-What?!

-Look!

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And that's important because...?

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All right, I'll go and change them. I'll be back in five minutes.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello?

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Yes, could you hold on just a second, please?

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Arshad, you go and change them - the poor child's waited long enough.

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-WHISPERS:

-Social services.

-Oh.

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Hello?

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You help Daisy with her picture.

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Yes, she's settled back in just fine.

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You lied to me! You let me go off on one yesterday to Sharon.

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I must have looked a right mug.

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I mean, how did you even find where all that stuff was?

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Dad's been acting weird for ages. It was obvious something was going on.

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And remember the day Maguire marched through the funeral parlour

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like he owned the place?

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I thought...put myself in Billy's shoes...

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What's a nice, quiet place to hide something?

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Oh, and there's nothing much quieter than a coffin, is there?

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But it still don't explain how you got in there.

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Oh.

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Yeah, of course you took my keys, didn't you?

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I borrowed them.

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If it hadn't have been me, it would have been one of them.

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They're a bunch of snakes, Jay.

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One of them would have been bound to turn the others over.

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So you thought you'd turn THEM over instead?

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I ain't doing it for me, that's the difference.

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-Well, you're the one who's got his hot, sticky little fingers all over this.

-It's for Dad.

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HE SIGHS

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After the year he's had, if one of them

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had it on their toes with his money, it probably would have killed him.

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So, I'm just going to sit on this, you know...

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Do nothing.

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Go nowhere.

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And when the heat's died down and they've all left town,

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with any luck...

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..especially that Maguire maniac...

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..then he gets it back.

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You are playing with fire here.

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-If that Maguire finds out...

-How can he?

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Only you and me know, and I ain't going to tell him.

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Well...

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..least, I hope it's only me and you.

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Oh, and what's that supposed to mean?

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Who bust that door open?

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I don't know.

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-Ain't the first time the place has been broken into, is it?

-Yeah.

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Maybe it was a chancer, you know?

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Saw the place was empty, tried to nick a few tools. I don't know.

0:20:180:20:21

-I keep getting this feeling, as well.

-What feeling?

0:20:210:20:23

Like I'm being watched.

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Yeah, well, maybe, just maybe, that's a guilty conscience.

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-BEN SIGHS

-And I wonder why, eh?

0:20:280:20:30

HE SIGHS

0:20:350:20:36

HE SIGHS

0:20:430:20:44

PHONE RINGS

0:20:440:20:46

-Hello? ON PHONE:

-Hi, Martin, it's Bianca.

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Oh... That's a blast from the past.

0:20:540:20:56

How are you, Bianca?

0:20:560:20:57

I'm great, ta, Mart, how are you?

0:20:570:21:00

Yeah, not bad.

0:21:000:21:01

Is Whit there?

0:21:010:21:02

No, no, she's... She's just popped out with Tiff, erm...

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You can get her on her mobile, have you got her number?

0:21:050:21:07

I've been trying for the past hour, I can't get through.

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Yeah, they've probably gone up west or something.

0:21:110:21:14

Martin, listen...

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I hate to do this, I really do, but can you tell Whit I need a favour?

0:21:160:21:19

JS Packaging.

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Southern Services.

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I Googled you.

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You were sacked from both organisations.

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-That was years ago, before Chatham and Riley.

-The second time for assaulting the manager.

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He tried it on, dirty little todger, asked for it, he did.

0:21:380:21:41

He tried cutting my hours.

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He's the manager - he probably had good reason.

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One week before Christmas.

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Even so.

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I'd promised Keanu this computer game, yeah?

0:21:510:21:53

I was banking on them extra hours.

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All I could see was his little face at Christmas,

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coming down and realising that Santa had blown him out.

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That still doesn't justify assault.

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Assault?

0:22:030:22:04

-SHE SCOFFS

-No.

0:22:040:22:06

I followed him into the khazi, yeah? He thought he'd be safe there.

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He locked himself in one of them cubicles,

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so I picked up a loo brush,

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told him I'd stick it where the sun didn't shine

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if he didn't change his mind.

0:22:160:22:18

Well, he went straight to...

0:22:180:22:20

What do you call it? Er...HR, that's it.

0:22:200:22:24

Told them I assaulted him.

0:22:240:22:26

I mean, I only threatened him with a brush.

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If I'd known I could've got done for that,

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I would have gone the whole hog

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and flushed his stupid bald head down the bog.

0:22:310:22:33

Not helping myself here, am I?

0:22:360:22:38

-SHE SIGHS

-Look, I know I'm no saint, yeah?

0:22:380:22:41

If you Google me, you'll find a list of people that don't like me

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as long as your arm.

0:22:450:22:46

But I will work for you till I drop, cos I need this job,

0:22:460:22:50

and my family need me to get this job, too, cos...

0:22:500:22:53

Well, if you're taking me on, yeah, you're taking them on, as well.

0:22:530:22:57

Cos if, like, I can't get here, say in the morning, yeah,

0:22:570:23:00

well, they'll be here till I sort it,

0:23:000:23:03

so not only are you taking on one person,

0:23:030:23:06

you're taking on four at least.

0:23:060:23:08

But...

0:23:080:23:09

..you're still only paying for one, so, for me,

0:23:090:23:12

that actually seems like a right old bargain.

0:23:120:23:14

-HE SIGHS

-What is it about you, Ms Taylor?

0:23:170:23:19

Karen.

0:23:190:23:21

I start every conversation thinking, "No. No way."

0:23:210:23:25

-And then I just...

-Then what? You end up thinking, "Yes"?

0:23:250:23:27

-Well, I've not actually said yes.

-You ain't exactly said no, either.

0:23:270:23:30

HE SIGHS

0:23:320:23:33

Right, er...

0:23:350:23:36

What shall we do now?

0:23:380:23:39

Want some toast?

0:23:430:23:44

Er...

0:23:460:23:49

You hungry?

0:23:490:23:50

I am!

0:23:500:23:51

How about...I make you some boiled eggs and some soldiers?

0:23:530:23:56

CAT MEOWS OUTSIDE

0:23:580:24:00

-CAT MEOWS

-Pussy! Here, pussy!

0:24:060:24:08

CAT PURRS

0:24:140:24:16

Oh, Whit, Bianca rang.

0:24:160:24:18

What? When did she call?

0:24:180:24:19

-Couple of hours ago.

-Why didn't she call me?

0:24:190:24:21

Well, she said she tried but she couldn't get through.

0:24:210:24:24

And did she say how long the school's going to be closed for?

0:24:240:24:27

Yeah, till the end of the week.

0:24:270:24:29

Look, I did explain about your move,

0:24:290:24:31

and she said if you had to go, then she'd understand, it's just...

0:24:310:24:34

Tiff can't be left on her own all day, yeah.

0:24:340:24:36

Yeah, she sounded pretty desperate.

0:24:360:24:39

Well...

0:24:390:24:40

..I suppose it's only a couple of days.

0:24:400:24:43

Yeah.

0:24:430:24:44

-Keanu still in bed?

-Yeah. Staying there, too.

0:24:450:24:48

Mum's going to start asking a load of questions before long, you know.

0:24:480:24:51

-I told him that. He said he don't care.

-DOOR OPENS

0:24:510:24:53

So, as long as no-one else does...

0:24:530:24:56

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:24:560:24:58

And...?

0:24:580:25:00

KAREN SIGHS

0:25:000:25:01

It don't matter.

0:25:050:25:07

There's loads of other jobs.

0:25:070:25:08

Well, you can all do your own washing from now on.

0:25:080:25:12

Cos I'm going to have my hands full doing everyone else's!

0:25:120:25:14

-You got it?

-Yeah!

0:25:140:25:16

THEY LAUGH

0:25:160:25:18

Right, shall we, er...? Shall we feed him?

0:25:180:25:22

There we go.

0:25:250:25:26

Now...

0:25:260:25:28

..maybe we can have a snack for ourselves.

0:25:280:25:29

DOORBELL RINGS

0:25:290:25:31

Masood, can you get the door?

0:25:310:25:33

I'm still on the phone.

0:25:330:25:35

CAT MEOWS

0:25:390:25:40

Oh, you forgot your keys.

0:25:450:25:46

ARSHAD LAUGHS

0:25:460:25:48

Ah...you still here?

0:25:480:25:49

Yeah, Daisy and I are getting along like a house on fire.

0:25:490:25:52

She's made a new friend.

0:25:520:25:53

We found a cat outside the back door.

0:25:530:25:57

Never mind the cat, where...?

0:26:010:26:02

Where's Daisy?

0:26:040:26:05

I want to book myself on the first sailing tomorrow.

0:26:090:26:11

No, no, it's just one way.

0:26:130:26:14

Mm-hmm.

0:26:170:26:18

OK, so if I ain't got a car, I don't need to book.

0:26:200:26:22

OK.

0:26:230:26:24

All right. Yeah, see you tomorrow.

0:26:260:26:28

Oh...

0:26:340:26:36

Sorry, love, if you're looking for a service, we're chocka,

0:26:360:26:38

we ain't going to fit you in today.

0:26:380:26:40

Nice to be back.

0:26:420:26:43

Tiffany's back and immediately causes mischief.

Masood's day goes from bad to worse.

Karen tries to secure her future for the sake of her family.