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Oi! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
You going to move this van or what? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
-I'm going to get some breakfast, darling, you want some? -Please...! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
Mmm, Mummy looks good! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
Broke it, set it, broke it, set it... | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Just leave me alone. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
HE BREATHES HEAVILY | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
It's only a trial! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
You ain't going without a bit of bacon. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
She's proud of you. We all are. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
-I thought you had school? -Oi! | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Mum, Phil's going to flip if I'm late. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Keanu! It's a bit of bacon! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Here you go, Patrick. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Same again, please, love. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
Slip us an extra rasher? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Hey, man, you got no chance at all. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Yeah, but I'm a growing boy, ain't I? This young lady can see that. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
You're sure about that? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Since when did we do extra rashers? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
Oh, it's to shut him up. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
-Ian! -Kia Ora. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
-Mick? -Yeah, all right, babe. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
I was going to do you a nice bit of breakfast. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Mick? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
-You're chucking our money away! -He shoved petrol through our door! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
-He's not coming back. -And if he does, the alarm will go off. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
-You're scared. I get it. -I'm just being sensible. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
No, it got a bit lairy. You're jumping at shadows... | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
-Don't make this a joke. -I'm not laughing! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
I'm just saying he's not coming back. Trust me, baby. Yeah? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
You break anything, and you pay for it. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
Yeah, well, when I was doing my apprenticeship... | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
No birds, no dramas. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
Yeah, yeah, sweet. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
And don't wear your breakfast. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
-Sorry... -CAR HORN HONKS | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
First customer. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Keanu? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
If today ain't my day, it will never be. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
You got buff, son! Come and give me some love. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
Come on. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
-All right, see you, Marie. Thanks. -See you later. -Cheers. -See ya. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
-Thanks, Mum. -What is that on your face? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
You gone all hipster on me or something? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
No, I just thought I'd try something new. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Well, don't try it for too long. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
-So, don't you want to go to sleep? -Flat bed. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
All the way from New Zealand? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Yeah, I mean, obviously, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
-you wouldn't splash out if you're paying for two... -How's Peter? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
Yeah, he's doing a lot better. I read this article on the way out... | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Yeah, and what about Simon? Did you see Simon? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
They give you this magazine, you know, when you fly business. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
-It was all about the key to success. -Just a minute, love. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
The past is in the past and it must stay in the past. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
The future is for the making and today is the day to make it. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
-Right. -Oh! And I'll tell you the other thing about New Zealand... | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
-All right... -Yeah, I should go and serve, I think... | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
It is full of 50-somethings who retired too early, | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
and thought they should travel didn't know where they should go | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
so they end up where you can drive on the left and it looks like Wales. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
-Is it? -Yeah, and I'm not going to end up like that. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
That's where they shot the Hobbit. I am no-one's Hobbit. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
I'm going back to where I'm best. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
Well, I thought the past was the past, you know, | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
-and it was yesterday... -Rebuilding the Beale empire. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
All right, I've even learnt a Haka. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
OK, if I do it every morning, it gives you focus and determination. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
I'm like a glacier. And I mean you should see their glaciers over there. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
I mean, nothing is going to stand in my way. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
You'll have to show me this magazine. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
-Tomorrow is today and today starts with the chippy. -No! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
-I've had a flat bed. I'm not tired. -Ain't no-one here serving? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
-"Rudeness is a short cut for fools." -I ain't ordered a lecture. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
I ain't ordered anything yet. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
-Well, the manager will be with you... -I'm the owner. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
..when she's had her morning motivation. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
Actually, I need to go and see a supplier, | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
so maybe tomorrow can start in here? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
I knew you couldn't cope without me. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
Do you know, some days, | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
I can hardly put the kettle on. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Right, young sir, what can I get ya? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
HE HUMS TO HIMSELF | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
You're a horse! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
I was working out a move. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Pat'n'Ted. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
"Patented". | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
Do I look like a horse? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
You should put a bet on. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
When is it running? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Tomorrow. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Is this whole paper just... | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Ted... | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Check. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:49 | |
-What's 6:1? -Six to one. It means it's rubbish. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
Means it's a good return. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
Are you playing? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
You want to bet on things where you can control the outcome. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:08 | |
Like chess? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
Check...mate. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
50 quid. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Next game. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
You should be saving for Australia! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
I never said I was the one playing. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Is there a problem? | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Boy knows his stuff, like watching a surgeon go to work. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
Think it could be a leaking slave cylinder. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
He'll have it done for you this afternoon. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
Well, I'll wait. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Listen, you can tell Aidan Maguire this place is off limits... | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
-What now? -He, um... He ain't from Aidan. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
I know him. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Lot of tension around here, eh, son? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
-Ian loves a samosa! -Well, just give him a couple of days | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
-to find his feet. -Everyone loves a samosa. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
Well, they will do, if I ever get to work. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
He, er... He doesn't know. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
He wasn't even happy with me giving you the job. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
You lied to him? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
No, I was just a bit economical with the truth, that's all. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
Yeah, well, I won't have him ruin my business. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
His business. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
I'm not scared of your son. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:34 | |
No, neither am I. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
Yeah, well, he won't even notice I'm there. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
If you want a reduced price, you can have yesterday's. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
Nah, he don't like tomato with his cheese. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
-"Unadventurous people..." -Give us a bun instead. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
It's his first day with Phil. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Oh, good luck to him. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
Oh! You're back! | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
Oh, Kim. As sharp as ever. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
He's been in bed all the way. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
No, not in bed. Had a bed. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
And Kathy's got you working already? Respect to the woman. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Gone to see a supplier. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
And respect to the samosas! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
Have you been to the chippy and tasted 'em? Full of flavours. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
Very flavoursome. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Yeah, I went to the towers looking for you all, | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
but some geezer said your mum had moved around here. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Yeah, they moved on again since. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
-What, and you stayed? -Yeah. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
On your own? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Yeah, on my own. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
Couldn't believe it when I saw the towers all boarded up. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
I thought, "How am I going to find my princess now?" You know? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
If she wanted you to find her, she would've... | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
And then, my clutch went, I find the nearest garage and boom! | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
I mean, come on, this is what you call fate. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
TOOLS CLATTER | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Look, I'll, er... | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
-I'll nip off until you've finished, yeah? -Yeah, she's gone. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
So, there's no point you sniffing. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
All right, son. That's cool. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Give us a call when you're done. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
I've only been playing a few months! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
It's like taking sweets from a baby! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
Remember your openings. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
You know, man, I've got a new woman, you know? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Only me! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Brought the worker a sticky bun. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
-Mum... -I would've brought it earlier, | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
but I got caught by a stubborn stain. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Yeah, you need to go, all right. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
So, how's the morning been? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Mum, Phil don't like people coming here. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Yeah, maybe I got a car that needs servicing. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
And maybe you can't drive. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
Look at you, in charge of a garage. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
I ain't in charge, Mum. If Phil comes back he's not... | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Oh, come on. I've just bought my son a treat for his lunch! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
No, he'll be back soon. And when he comes back, he's not going to... | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
All right, stop keeping me from my dryers. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
Mick? Over, is it? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
-Funny. -Jumping at shadows, am I? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
More abrupt. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
No, my son's not abrupt. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
"What are you selling foreign food in here for?" | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
"What you selling foreign food in here for?" | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
No, you come round here and be me. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
I thought this was just you showing me | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-how we were going to persuade him? -Come here. Come on. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
-SHE GROANS -OK, this is how it goes. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
"We sell chips, Masood. And fish. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
"Fish and chips. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
"Sausage and chips. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:54 | |
"Pie and chips. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
"This is a chip shop." | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
Yeah, well, you still haven't come up with a single reason | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
why he's not going to kill the pair of us. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
"Is this called Masood's Plaice? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:02 | |
"No. It is called Beale's Plaice. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
"Because it is mine. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
"The Plaice of the Beales. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
"I do not go away on holiday to come back to find my chip shop, | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
"my shop of chips, my lovely shop of British chips | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
"my British chip shop of British chips | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
"with British salt | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
"and British vinegar to find..." | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
Samosas? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
-She found me on the internet, you know? -Just stop talking, yeah? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
Yeah, man. Me and her, back in them days... | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
Think it through. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
Now, what you want to go to Australia for, then? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
No! Bernie! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Oi! | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
-Started as a mistake. -What, the impression or the samosa? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
Oh, no, the impression was on purpose. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
So, how can a samosa be a mistake? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
-Just hear him out. -Whose side are you on? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
She's been persuading me | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
that you're not a pig-headed, obstinate little... | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
No, I never said "pig-headed". | 0:12:18 | 0:12:19 | |
Right, so, this samosa, it just dropped itself in the fryer, did it? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
-Actually, people love them. -People love chips. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
-Chips and a samosa. -Yeah, which they go to the curry house for. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
-Only round here they can't... -Don't go there. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
Because the curry house is shut, because the owner was so incompetent. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
-Yeah, you went there... -Look, Masood asked me and... | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
What? And you went behind me back. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
Well, you were busy off being a glacier! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
We sell chips, Masood. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:41 | |
And fish. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Fish and chips. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
-Sausage and...? -Sausage and chips, yeah. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
-I thought you was all about adventure now? -Right, pie and chips. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
-In a world that didn't look like Wales? -It's a chip shop. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
-Just look at the books, Ian! -Yeah, I will look at the books. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
I'm going to look at about how much I'm paying you. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
I could've started this again on the market. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Yeah, right my business, my decisions. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
-Ian, you're just jet-lagged. -I am not jet-lagged! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Kept all the profits to myself... | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
You keep going on about these profits, what profits? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Sorry, love. We're closed. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
-Oh, hello again. -Hey. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
Could I have a couple of samosas, please? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
Oh, a couple of samosas, sir? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Actually, make it four. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:18 | |
Four samosas. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
Yes, please. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Four profitable samosas. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
Well, get cooking then! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:25 | |
I'm sorry, we're actually a chip shop. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
I don't pay you to stand around, Masood. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Get cooking. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:32 | |
I never made you lose your money. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
No-one has lost anything. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
That's your Australia fund. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
-You can beat him. -Oh, yeah, course I can. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
I believe in you. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:10 | |
You just care about your 50 quid. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
-I told ya, Phil don't like... -Hey... | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
I just brought you some lunch, kid. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
-So, how's it going? We winning? -We're getting there. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Getting there? You're charging me by the hour, boy. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
You'd know all about that, wouldn't you, Mitch? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
Look, I got this new job, yeah? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
They're putting some flats up by the docks. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
I could ask around, see if they need any labourers, or whatever? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
I've got a job. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
Qualifications as well, actually. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:54 | |
That's good. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
That's well good. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:57 | |
I'm well in with these guys, you know? Learning fast. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
I'll be a property developer soon just get a couple of houses. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
I just gotta get the finance behind me, you know? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
-Yeah, well, we've not got the money, Mitch, all right? -Look, son. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
I'm glad you're doing well for yourself. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
I always said you should get a trade. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
You're done. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
Could you check this tyre for me? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:18 | |
It's a bit bald and it's an easy pull, please? | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
So any girlfriends? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
Girlfriend, eh? You ever see Kandice, eh? | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
How's your brother? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:30 | |
-Brothers. -Ah, right, yeah. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Yeah, yeah. And your sister? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Bernie's fine. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
I was talking about Chantelle? | 0:15:38 | 0:15:39 | |
She's moved out. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
Has Mum got a fella? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
-Hey, listen, you go anywhere near my mum... -Hey, be nice, man. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:49 | |
I still love her. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
Yeah, well, she hates your guts. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
-You can't stop me from finding her, son. -Watch me. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
HE LAUGHS Ain't you sacked yet? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Nah. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Yeah, well, Mum wants to know what time you finish | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
cos she wants to get some chicken and celebrate. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
-Come on, then. Show us your new toys. -You need to go. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
-Have you got a grinder in there? -You can't, Phil's in a bad mood. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
All right. Chill out. Mum sent me. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Ah... Your... | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
Your phone was ringing and... | 0:17:03 | 0:17:04 | |
Samosa? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
Check. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Checkmate. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
50 quid, yeah? | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
I told Chaconia I'd be online. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
Chaconia? What sort of a name's that? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
Double or quits? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:06 | |
Few more miles for your Australia fund. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
I said I believed in you. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
Had a good teacher, didn't ya? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
I don't want to see you again, Mitch. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
You can't escape fate, son. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Say hello to Mum, yeah? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Did he pay his bill? | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
Mitch! Mitch! | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
ALARM BEEPS | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
Must have been Lady Di. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
BARKING | 0:20:09 | 0:20:10 | |
Lady Di! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
It's not her fault! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
Turn that thing off! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Tomorrow starts today. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
I think you spelt my name wrong. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
The past is in the past. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
There's no B in Masood. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Do you know how I start my day? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
The night before, obviously. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
With the Haka. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:36 | |
Oh, cultural appropriation. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
Have you ever flown in a flat bed? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
I really missed this, you know. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Running a business with you again. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
-It was better with Jane. -Was better with Zainab. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
Yeah, but Masala Queen was good. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
-But this, this is going to be just... -Right, Masood, | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
I don't know what my mum has led you to expect... | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
I told her, he might be pig-headed and obstinate, | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
-but once he hears the till... -You work for me. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
When I just made chips for you, I worked for you. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
OK, you finessed this idea whilst you were an employee of Beale's. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
-Yeah, but you don't own my head! -No, I think you'll find that I own | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
the intellectual property rights to all of the samosa business. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
I agreed a 50% stake with your mum! | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
-Cooking is in your job description. -I don't have a job description! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
-All right, so you'll continue to be paid... -On minimum wage? | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
No, at the rate you are currently being paid. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
While you fly around the world in flat beds? | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
I could discipline you for cooking off-menu items. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Customer. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
ALARM STOPS | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
Well, at least we know it works. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
Last week, I thought... | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
I just thought I'm still here. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
He's gone. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:50 | |
It's over. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
You're not the only one who's jumping at shadows. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
But, like you said, there's no-one there. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
No. We get scared, we talk. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
We remind each other that it's over. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
It's not though, is it? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
Tell him. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:15 | |
You have got two minutes to get back in there. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
-He's trying to steal my business! -Your business? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
-What have you done? -Yeah. Kathy and I were trying to diversify... | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
She didn't have the authority to make the decision. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Oh, and who did, then? The man in the flat bed doing the Haka? | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
Thank you. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
Are you two...? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
-BOTH: -No! | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
I told you. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
Cultural appropriation. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
-If you accuse me of... -Stealing. -No! It's a chip shop! | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
-Where do you think fish and chips come from? -Have I missed something? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
-Portuguese Jews. -No, they're English. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
-They're as English as hot dogs! -German! | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
-All right, Kebabs! No, not kebabs... -Turkish! | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
-Ian, you need to calm down. -Yeah, do as Mummy says, Ian. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
He wants a share of our business! | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
-Which he has been expanding. -Yeah, exactly. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Which I have paid into! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:56 | |
I took the risks not that either of you two are bothered about it... | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
-Masood... -Right, that's it. -No, Masood... -OK, I quit! | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
No, you can't quit. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
You are fired. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:05 | |
This is about you missing Jane, isn't it, Ian? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
Jane's moved on. So have I. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
Ian, I think we should all just calm down. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
She was always too good for you. You may end up being rich, Ian. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
But you will always be alone. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
And samosas, they are my intellectual property. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Hardly a horse's head on our pillow, is it? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
Could be a shooter! | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Well, didn't go off when you put it in there. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
Or drugs? | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
A set-up? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:39 | |
One of his little games, a message. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
Look, if it is from him, if it is some sort of message... | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
-Yeah, then we deal with it. -Together. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
Who frames a message? | 0:23:58 | 0:23:59 | |
Ain't he heard of a text? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
What? What? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
Mick? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:08 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -I love it! | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
I forgot I ordered it. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
I love you, Linda Carter. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Well, you are going to have to love me later. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
Because we've got a pub to run. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
I thought he was going to sack me an' all. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
From your own cafe? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:40 | |
And he didn't sack me. I quit. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
Yeah, well, it was fun, wasn't it? While it lasted? | 0:24:44 | 0:24:49 | |
It had its moments. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
Actually I wanted to ask... | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
Yeah? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
-Only I left the samosas in the shop and... -Of course. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Course. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:02 | |
You know they're from Iceland? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:16 | |
I'm not in the mood, I've just got off a flight. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
You should try a flat bed. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
You, um... You got any samosas? | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
We've got chips. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
I said two minutes. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
-Mel! -Ian! | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
Do you know this plank, Mum? | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
-I thought you were just passing? -I'm reopening the club. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
-What R&R? -E20. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
Do us two small cod and chips, please. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
Yeah, my pleasure. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Extra chips. HE CHUCKLES | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
-I've got a job, you've got a job... -I used to have a job. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
-You used to have a job. -Here, what are you smiling about? | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
-Nothing. -She's after that last bit of chicken. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
This year's turning out to be proper cushty. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
DOORBELL BUZZES | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
10p says Jehovah's Witnesses. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
Any of you fancy finding Jesus? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
-INSISTENT BUZZING -You know, they'll get bored. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
Oi, Keegan! Your brother's eating. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
I'm eating. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:21 | |
Ask 'em why dinosaurs ain't in the Bible. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
SHE CACKLES | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Here, I'll go. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:28 | |
BUZZING CONTINUES | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
Hey. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
-I thought you did a runner? -Yeah, totally sorry, son. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
I totally forgot, mate. Look, there you go. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
£250. It's all there. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
You...you followed me home, didn't ya? | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
It's a big house for just one person? | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
-Yeah, it's flats! -Oh, really? | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
-Karen! -Get back in your van and go! | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
-Keegan! Karen! -I'm not going to tell you, Mitch! -Karen!! | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
Keanu! | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
-Nice. -Yeah. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
Eh, you ain't changed a bit, girl. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
What's he doing here? Unless he was recruited by Jesus? | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
-Don't ask me. -He was just going. -You knew he was about, didn't ya? | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
-Keegan, get back inside. -Wow, you've grown, boy. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
-You're not going to do this again. -Keanu. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
Ain't you going to give your old man a hug? | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 |