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CROCKERY CLATTERS

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Why would he just turn up like this?

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Cos that's what he does.

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So, your new best mate too scared to come

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-and get the stuff himself, is he?

-Is that yours?

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Oh, no, I thought it was your nose you'd cut off to spite your face.

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Running a successful business

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is about making the right decisions at the right time.

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That little gem was in your in-flight business magazine, was it?

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You're either a winner or a loser in this world.

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-Well, let's hope you're not a loser, then.

-Don't you worry about that.

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It's how you come out the starting blocks that counts.

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Not how you finish.

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DOOR BUZZER SOUNDS

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Leave it.

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-< Karen.

-BUZZING CONTINUES

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Mum?

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Ignore him and he'll go away.

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< Karen! Do you really want to do this?

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< Well, come on, girl, I just want to catch up.

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BUZZER CONTINUES

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< Karen, do you know how cold it is in this van?

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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Kaz!

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Ah! Here they are, the East End's answer to the Waltons.

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-We told you last night to jog on.

-Where's the other two?

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They're at their dad's.

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-A proper dad, a bloke who wants to spend time with their kids.

-Son...

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Look at you.

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What happened to the scrawny little boy I used to know?

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What do you want?

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I want to see my family, catch up.

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Keegan, you want to see your dad?

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Want to spend some time with your old man?

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I'm late for school.

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Another time, yeah?

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Be gone when I get back from work,

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otherwise it won't be your van that you're leaving in.

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Mum, you know he never turns up unless he wants something.

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-Promise me you're not going to fall for this nonsense again?

-Course.

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Your son don't want to see ya, I don't want to see ya,

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-so get in your clapped-out van and do one.

-Hey, you don't mean that.

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-Kaz! Come on.

-DOOR SLAMS

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Remember, Kee, the bloke's bad news.

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Always was, always will be.

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REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS

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HE CHUCKLES

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Bottom line is that takings are down.

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Yeah, well, having a crack den in the gents don't help.

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We need to get our nuts together.

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Think of a way to get her back to her old self.

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Yeah, well, is being her old self really what we want for the Vic?

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Please, don't anybody suggest that we start selling craft beers.

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No, no, this is our gaff again, so we do what we do.

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I was thinking maybe Dickie Ticker...

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-Comedy night?

-Stop it.

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-Not after what he did with that pickled egg.

-Yeah, yeah.

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What about an Open Mic night? That's always good for a giggle.

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Yeah, we could do a little duet...

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# I wanna really, really, really wanna zig-a-zig, ah... #

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Yeah, all right, Beardy Spice,

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we want to bring the punters in, not scare 'em off for life.

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What we need is Johnny and his special quiz nights.

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Yeah, come on, then. Come on, ideas, team, ideas.

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Yeah, it's looking good out there.

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Yeah, it'd be looking a lot better if the workmen actually showed up

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when they were supposed to.

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You should crack the whip more, you were always good at that.

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What is it you actually want, Ian?

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I was just passing. I just thought I'd, you know,

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pop in, see how it was going.

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Us local entrepreneurs we gotta stick together, haven't we?

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I mean, must be long hours, getting this place off of the ground

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and then going home and looking after... Gunter?

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Hunter.

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Hunter, Hunter, sorry. Hunter.

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Or does your husband look after him?

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I'm not being rude, but I've got a hell of a lot to do.

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No, no, sure, sure...

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Look, maybe we could catch up later? Talk business.

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Ian, I don't think...

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Mel, I've got a lot of good contacts in Walford Commerce.

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OK, I could put you in touch with people

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who'll help you make a real go of this place.

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-It's all about good contacts.

-I've got contacts.

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Well, obviously, not good enough ones, judging by your contractors.

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Look, you've been away a long time, I can help open doors for ya.

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OK, why don't we have a quick catch up around six-ish.

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-All right. In the Vic?

-Whatever.

-All right. It's a date.

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As the old Maori proverb goes, "E mua kaikai, e muri kai huare."

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Sorry?

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"Early risers get the pickings, latecomers only get spittle."

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You won it, fair and square.

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I'm not taking your money, Patrick.

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-Look, take the damn money now, man.

-I don't want it.

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I pay my debts, you know,

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because I don't have to listen to you

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crowing about how a teenage girl beat me.

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Stock up on some more rum, or stick it in a charity box

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if it makes you feel any better.

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It's your money, Patrick, you can do with it as you please.

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I thought you needed money to go to Oz?

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Well, I'm not going to get very far on 50 quid, am I?

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Unless you're going to add a couple of noughts to it.

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HE SCOFFS

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Got it sorted.

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-What?

-Steak night!

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-Steak?

-Yeah, I got all that lot

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for 30 quid off the meat van near Turpin Road.

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What's the geezer do?

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Empty his bins straight in the bag?

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Fry it up a bit, put a load of gravy on it, and then pile on the chips.

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-Are you sure it's even beef?

-Think about the mark up.

-It stinks, look.

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Look at it, Fifty Shades Of Grey.

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Yeah, well, maybe it's...

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only a couple of days near it's use by date...

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Yeah, yeah, if it was used last week...

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Look, there's no way that that's off.

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Look, even if it's not off, you can't serve that as steak.

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I'm trying to make us money here.

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Yeah, well, unless you can make that edible, you just wasted 30 notes.

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Good luck.

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SHE GRUNTS

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We dancing? Romancing. We prancing? Sorry...

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Now, that is the face of a winner.

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Well, you know, but I broke my own rules though, you know.

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Ignored the form, Put my money on a name.

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-Destiny Woman.

-Destiny?

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-Mmm, 12:1.

-Nice!

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Strongest force in the universe, my friend.

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That may be so but at the end of the day,

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man has to make his own choices.

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True, my brother, true.

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And I've made a few bad ones.

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But not today, not today.

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Yeah, man!

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What's this?

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That's Ian making Britain great again.

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Here, you know about catering.

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What can I do with that in the Vic later on?

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Ugh! Put a hazard sign on it and cremate it.

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It's fine.

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Offcuts of loin and braising steak?

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Yeah, all right, Huw Fearnley what's-his-name,

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-what do you do after you've braised it?

-You got loads of options.

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Well, what would you do if it was you?

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Thank you.

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Adios, Senorita.

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I was hoping you could slot me in.

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SHE GROANS

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No salt.

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He ain't going to have changed, is he?

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-If he's here to upset Mum, then...

-Saying he wants to catch up.

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Saying he wants to see me, like... What's all that about?

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Right, I know he's your dad, but him suddenly turning up like this,

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you've gotta ask yourself why?

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And, knowing him, it ain't going to be for anything good, is it?

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I was going to leave, but little horsey told me to stay.

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So, am I going to get a service or not?

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Why don't you do it yourself? Always was your thing.

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Ah...

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That's my Kazza.

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No-one calls me that.

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You really think you can turn up here after five years

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and just expect me to welcome you with open arms?

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Well, you did after Keanu.

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Yeah, I was young and stupid, then. Still thought you was God's gift.

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-I took on another man's baby.

-Yeah, and then scarpered again

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-when your own son was born.

-Then I come back and took on a whole tribe.

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-What are you doing?

-Well, it's dirty.

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Don't you dare.

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Well, it's not as if you ain't seen it all before, right?

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If you take anything else off, then...

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Well, looks like I'm stuck here till my laundry's done.

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Maybe we should catch up while I'm waiting?

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RADIO PLAYS RACING COMMENTARY

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FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

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You haven't seen my phone, have you?

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-Have you checked in the kitchen?

-No.

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Move. Ah.

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Here you are. Oh!

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Will you look at the state of this sofa!

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All we're sitting on is the frame.

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Come on, it's comfy enough, man.

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Really?

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Do you know, if that sofa was a dog,

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we'd have had it put out of its misery by now.

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Huh.

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DOOR CLOSES

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Oh. Oh...

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COMMENTARY CONTINUES

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-RADIO:

-..Lucky Prayer from Benny Bunting in second.

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At this early stage, Rogue Element tracks them in third...

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You still all right to cover the chippy later?

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Yes, course, but what are you playing at?

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I thought you came back to build your empire not disappear all day.

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You can't build an empire unless you're going to look the part.

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-Oh! New clothes?

-Yeah, new clothes maketh the new man.

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So, where are you going to be tonight?

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-It's just a meeting.

-With who?

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Just a meeting, not with anyone important.

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Ian, can we make tonight a bit later, please? About 6.30?

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-I've gotta sort out some dinner for Hunter.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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-That's fine. 6.30.

-Great. See you later.

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A meeting!

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She wants some advice from a successful businessman.

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SHE SCOFFS

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-It'll be done first thing tomorrow, love, all right?

-Yeah.

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I'd get out of here quick, darling. I just came in for directions.

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What's the matter? You turned shy?

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No, I'm more concerned I'll throw up my breakfast.

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Eh! This is the body of a god.

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Cross dressing?

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Well, if you're into it, I'll give it a go.

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Is that a smile?

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Do you remember we used to hang out in that launderette,

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just to keep warm, under the towers.

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You'd sneak out, we'd meet up.

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Your mum would have had a fit if she knew it was me you were seeing.

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Always had good instincts, my mum.

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You were the first girl I loved.

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Mm! Then there was that bird from the bookies'.

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The sort from the newsagent's and don't forget my mate, Liz.

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All right, I messed up a couple of times.

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But I could see you weren't happy. You deserved better than me.

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And when Keanu threatened me, I thought just keep on going, mate.

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I mean, you probably would've found yourself a new bloke by now, right?

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I mean, why wouldn't you? An amazing woman like yourself.

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But I just couldn't go.

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Couldn't leave.

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Kazza, I've been a fool.

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Even more of a fool than I look now.

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But I want you back in my life.

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I want to know who my children are.

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I don't even know if I've got grandkids.

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And why should I believe it'll be different this time?

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Cos I'm different. I'm older, wiser, that fire in my belly's dying down.

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I want to take it easy now.

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I've got a new job.

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I've got much more to offer you.

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I've got my life in order...

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nearly.

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Hiya. All right?

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Right. How's it looking?

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Yep, all good. Did you and Linda put out flyers?

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Yeah, I whacked it on a board out the front.

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-This meat is a bit lean...

-Good.

-And you're sure this ain't Jekyll?

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No, it's fine, it's just cooked up a bit different than I'm used to.

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Well, if anyone can weave their magic...

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What's with the spuds?

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Curry and chips. couldn't get more East End than that, eh?

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Go on, trust me, I should know. Have a go. It's proper pukka...

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No, I think I'll let me mother have a go. Love a Ruby, don't ya?

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I'll have a plate later on.

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Well, you don't want to insult the chef, do ya?

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-Good?

-Mmm.

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And there's me thinking you'd bought a bag of moody meat.

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Looks like we're all set to go, don't it.

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RADIO: They turn into the famous home straight...

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Oh, Patented, come on now, man, where are you? Come...

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-RADIO: Betty Jim with Curry King tucked in behind...

-Oh, no, no, no.

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..and as they approach the final flight,

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it's Betty Jim still being pushed by Curry King.

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Curry King takes it well.

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And Patented is moving into contention on the outside.

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-Patented, yes, come on!

-Patented is now picking up.

-Come on...

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-Betty Jim is fading with Curry King still strong.

-Come on, Patented.

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-Come on, come on, Patented.

-Patented now upside Curry King.

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Half a furlong to go and only a neck in it,

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-Curry King, Patented.

-Yes! Yes!

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-Patented just in front.

-Yes!

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Final few strides. Curry King, Patented...

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Can't be separated as they cross the line together...

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-Come on, yes, yes!

-Desperately tight...

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-But it's Patented the winner.

-Yeah! Patented! Yeah!

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Yeah, man! Patented!

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Patented!

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Pat and Ted.

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Yeah, man.

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Yeah, man!

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Patented.

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Yeah, man!

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What?

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Oh...

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You can have the drying on the house,

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add it to the maintenance you never pay me.

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And when I slip into my pants I'll remember you.

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I really missed you, Kaz.

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-You always end up hurting me, Mitch.

-I used to.

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Hey, look, can I come for a cup of tea, eh?

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It's going to be freezing in the van tonight.

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No strings.

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Oh, look who it is.

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The Invisible Man...

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Mother, punters need Rubies.

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So, what went down, then?

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Maguire's gone. Everything's sweet.

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It's over.

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So just go home, go home to your missus, go home to your little girl.

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Go enjoy the rest of your life like I'm doing.

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-Nice shirt.

-Ah, thank you.

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-What's that? Curry and chips?

-Yep, and a drink, all for six jib.

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Sounds good. Fancy it?

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-Sure, why not.

-I'll grab us a table.

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-You all right?

-Hiya.

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Can I get you a drink? Sure, yeah, white wine, please.

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Here you go...

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Thanks.

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All right.

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-What can I get ya? Couple of curries?

-Yeah, yeah, please.

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-That'd be good.

-All right. You get your drinks at the bar.

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Still a white wine?

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Yeah.

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Oh, I've already got one, thanks.

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Oh, right, oh.

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Jack, have you met my ex, Mel?

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Yeah, yeah, I have, yeah.

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Got to hand it to you, Mother, you and Mas, you've cooked up a winner.

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-Everyone loves a curry night.

-I know. Look at 'em, look.

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They can't get enough of it.

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And we did all of that

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without serving it in a flowerpot or on a slate.

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Luck, innit, eh?

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I was just about to send out a search party.

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I had a few late washes that needed finishing.

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-Pizzas?

-Yeah, I thought I'd treat us all to dinner.

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-Seriously?

-Keanu, love...

-One day, Mum.

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-You couldn't even do one day.

-You don't have to be like this...

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-I don't want to hear it.

-Mum, why is he even here?

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Not to cause trouble.

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That's a new one.

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Yeah, and he ain't eaten today.

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Look, he's just popped in for a cup of tea

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and a bit of pizza with us all. That's...

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So, who wants pepperoni and who wants barbecue chicken?

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-Mum?

-Make us a cup of tea please, darling.

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You, erm, you need to leave.

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Actually, I was going to ask your mum if I could stay the night.

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-Here we go.

-Just one night, two tops.

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-No...

-I mean, I can sleep down here.

-I sleep in here.

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-I'm sure we could sort something out, eh?

-No, I'm sure we can't.

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No, come on, I think it's just best you leave, yeah?

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A pot of tea and a pizza, guys. Hmm?

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And a chance to find out what you've been up to all this time?

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All of you...

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I changed your nappies, put a roof over your head.

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Loved you all the same.

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I'm asking for one chance.

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Mum said she wants you to leave.

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All right, Son.

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Fair enough.

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It's a stuffed crust.

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Well, I never thought I'd be sat in here with you again.

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You and me both.

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That's what I learnt in New Zealand.

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It's all about new opportunities and being ready to seize them.

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And what opportunities can you steer my way, Ian?

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-Because that's why I'm here.

-Here you go.

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Here is a list of registered tradesmen,

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all approved by the Walford Commerce group.

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Reliable and good value for money.

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Still the same old Ian, saving the pennies.

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Well, it's good business to look for deals,

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and as for the same old Ian, no.

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Is that right?

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Yeah. You never get anywhere in life if you stand still.

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You have to keep moving forward. The past is in the past.

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-It's what's ahead of you.

-And what's ahead of you, Ian?

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Grub's up.

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Where's my curry?

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Well, the chef told me to say that he's aware that you don't like curry

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but he thought you might like this...

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Seems like my curry's a hit again, how does that make you feel, Beale.

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It's about your level, ain't it? Pub grub.

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Right, turn it in, the pair of you. Mas, kitchen, please.

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And you call these chips? I've seen crispier lettuce leaves.

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I made the limp ones especially for you, make you feel at home.

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-Mas, kitchen.

-Ian, sit down.

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I'll give you your money back, Ian, all right?

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-I want an apology from you.

-You can whistle for that.

-Yeah?

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Oi.

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This was a brand-new shirt and it's ruined.

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You are going to pay for it.

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Had to get lairy, didn't it?

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It wouldn't be our boozer if it didn't.

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Listen, have a chat with that geezer down at the meat wagon.

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-Why?

-Tell him we'll have his off-cuts every week.

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Them tills are rammo.

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Um, I don't think, you know,

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-he'll be able to do the same deal again.

-Here you go, Ian.

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It's money for old rope, ain't it, we can't let this go.

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-We might have to.

-Why?

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What have you done?

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What's in the curry, Mother?

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Well, let's just say it won't be running

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in the 4.30 at Kempton tomorrow.

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Tonight couldn't have gone any better.

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I mean look at the place, top night, us back doing what we do best.

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-Yeah, they don't need to know about the offcuts.

-Exactly.

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I should never have doubted you.

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It'll teach me to look a gift horse in the mouth.

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So, I've got us fish and chips as I was running late.

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You all right?

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Patrick?

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I didn't look at the odds.

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What?

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It wasn't 6:1 as Bernadette said.

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It was...

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..66:1.

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£3,300.

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You won three grand?

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Destiny, woman!

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You know what this means, don't ya?

0:24:100:24:13

-Yeah, I can go and see my...

-Get a new sofa!

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What?

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You've done the right thing, Mum.

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He's given you nothing but grief.

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Why would he be different this time?

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-Night-night, sweetheart.

-Night-night.

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MESSAGE BEEPS

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MESSAGE BEEPS

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Oi, oi, I know it's late,

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but you haven't got any of that curry left, have you?

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-Yeah, I'm sure I can rustle some up for you.

-Blinding. I'm starving.

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I could eat an horse.

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See, the old Ian, he would be stressing about all this...

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-You could say it's an improvement.

-HE MURMURS

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The new me, no, I wake up every morning now, thinking positive,

0:25:500:25:53

-ready to take on anything.

-Even having curry thrown over you?

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Yeah, even that.

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I mean, Masood kicking off,

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everyone stuffing their faces full of curry...

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It just proves I was right about the whole samosa thing

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and securing the intellectual property rights for the chippy.

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I knew today was going to be a good day, OK.

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I could feel it.

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Can you feel it?

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So, what happened to not looking back?

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The past, the present, the future...

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It's what we make of it.

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THEY GIGGLE

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