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The Tanganyika Green

Drama series. Father Brown investigates the murder of a Colonial Postal Service officer when the fair comes to Kembleford.


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Oh, look, they must be here for the antiques marquee.

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It's new this year at the county fair.

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They say they may be having fully qualified experts

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coming from London. Just think of it!

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We might have an undiscovered fortune right under our noses!

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Oh, dear.

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I fear Mammon is upon us.

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Mrs Coombes at the station

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said they'd all sorts in the luggage racks.

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I wouldn't be a bit surprised if half the thieves in the county

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are making their way to Kembleford as we speak.

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They've already had one theft.

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I got one of each kind so we can test them all.

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I'm going to try the Worcester Pearmain first, I think.

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Excellent choice.

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Welcome to Kembleford.

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-Are you here for the county fair?

-We are, yes.

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I'm sorry, I do apologise, this is my daughter, Grace.

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My wife was Tanganyikan.

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Oh.

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-Father Brown.

-Hello.

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Aldous, Aldous Kemp.

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Africa! You must find everything here very different.

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-Are you planning on staying?

-I'm going to medical school.

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If we can find one that will have me.

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Oh, come on, any medical school will be proud to have her.

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I'm sure they would.

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Britain has a fine tradition of scientists

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inspired by apples.

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Come on, Grace, let's check in.

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And yours is this way, sir.

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And that was delivered for you this morning, sir.

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Good day.

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-KNOCK ON DOOR

-Can I come in?

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One moment.

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You see, it has exactly the same pattern as that old bracelet

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they dug up at Chedworth.

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Penelope, do you know anything about antiquities?

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Never get anything valued unless you can afford the insurance.

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Oh, yes, just my luck -

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the only two people in Kembleford

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with no interest in worldly riches.

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I wouldn't be so sure about that.

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Father, you can't sell that, it was a gift!

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Just curious to see what it felt like...

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..to hold a new church roof in my hands.

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"An early example of Harper's English futurist style,

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"carved in the trenches of Arras." £300!

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300?

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Well, I have always said I thought that oil lamp rather...

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ugly.

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Clearly, you don't love her enough!

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Be careful with that, it's Roman.

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I was wondering if it mightn't date from around the same time

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-they found all those coins at Chedworth?

-We're engravers,

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not an auction house. If you want it cleaned, it's one and six.

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It's in lovely condition.

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And the pin and hinge fastener has been in use since Roman settlement.

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Well, at least someone knows what they're talking about.

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John here went to art school.

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Oh, is that an antique as well?

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Oh, yes.

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She's a real beauty.

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Sorry, no weapons.

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How many times do I have to say it?

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We do not turn customers away.

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If a man wants a sword cleaned, he gets a sword cleaned.

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You think we can afford to throw money away?

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I know how things are.

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I came back to help, didn't I?

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Let's go back to work, son.

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I say, I don't suppose you've come across the antiques man from London?

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The only reason you want to know is because the innkeeper's wife

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has been telling everyone how dashing he is.

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-He's staying at the inn! Thanks, Mrs M!

-No...!

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Hello, may I deposit an item in your safe?

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I'm sorry, sir, we don't have one.

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There's woodworm in the bureau and the sheets have barely been ironed.

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Bunty Windermere. May I assist in any way?

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If you know of any alternative accommodation in Kembleford

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other than this hovel, I'd be most grateful.

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Wynford Collins.

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From Chapman & Saunders, the auction house.

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Have we met?

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You'd remember.

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I rather think I would.

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So shall I send someone up to collect your luggage?

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Well, you can't stay here.

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We'll put you in the Chinese Room. Wonderful view of the sunken garden.

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That's very good of you.

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Just give me five minutes to fight the woodworm off my suitcase,

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and I shall return.

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You understand?

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Look, I'm sorry.

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Goodnight.

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Hello?

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Papa?

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Papa?

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Papa?!

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HORN TOOTS

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-I thought the fair was that way?

-Ran out of petrol!

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Dodgy ticker, poor thing.

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You know, Hornby thinks she might have been siphoned.

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Really?

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Riff-raff from the fair.

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Can we offer you a lift?

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No, I'm afraid I am on official business.

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A death at the inn.

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Who?

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A man called Aldous Kemp.

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How dreadful!

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His poor daughter.

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Did you know them?

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I met them briefly when I was checking in.

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I think I met them, too.

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Papa goes off to bed,

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but the daughter stays and cries into the tablecloth.

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Something was going on.

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ENGINE STARTS

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Toodle-oo, Father.

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Requiescat in pace.

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Amen.

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Is there anything I can do?

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Would you like to pray?

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I'm an atheist.

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I don't want prayers.

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I want to know what happened.

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SHE SOBS

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If you're done, Padre...

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Looks like he was planning to get something valued at the fair.

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But you found nothing in the room?

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Someone could've taken it. There's only three rooms on the landing.

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His daughter's in that one,

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and the one at the end of the corridor is empty.

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-Wouldn't have been difficult.

-Yes, thank you, Goodfellow.

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HE SNIFFS

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I hope you're not interfering with a murder weapon, Padre.

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I don't think it is a murder weapon, Inspector.

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It hasn't been fired.

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And he wasn't struck with it.

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But it's rather old.

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Perhaps that was what he was taking to the fair to be valued.

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You may know about many things, Padre, but guns aren't one of them.

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Colonial handgun, popular with civil servants stationed abroad.

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Not exactly a surprise,

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considering our victim worked for the East African Postal Service.

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But it is a surprise that it's out here in an herbaceous border.

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Goodfellow, collect the evidence and search the area.

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-Father.

-Thank you, Sergeant.

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Have they found something?

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Your father's handgun.

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My father didn't have a gun.

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He abhorred violence.

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He threw his in the river the day we left Tanganyika.

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This is all so...

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I keep imagining he's simply going to walk in and sit down beside me.

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As long as I don't leave this table,

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he's just late for breakfast.

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And I can't leave, because if I leave...

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it will make it real.

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I said some awful things.

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-You were angry?

-Selfish, stupid.

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I just couldn't understand.

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How could he suddenly not have the money for medical school?

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It's what we'd come here to do.

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We made up before he went to bed. I managed that much, at least.

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-I'm so ashamed, I should never have...

-No, no - sh, sh.

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Keep it safe.

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I'll explain everything tomorrow.

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Just now...I've got to rest.

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Did you open the envelope?

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Should I have?

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Please can I have a hot whisky with honey and cloves

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and two sticks of cinnamon?

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Yes.

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I asked them to make your drink.

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Shall I bring it in?

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You don't need to apologise, Grace.

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But if you leave it by the door, I'm sure it'll find a home.

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I've put it outside.

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Usiku mwema.

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Lala salama.

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These were found by your father's bed.

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Can you confirm they're his?

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They are.

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Chloroquine.

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He took them for malaria.

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Grace Kemp, I'm arresting you for the murder of Aldous Kemp.

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You're not obliged to say anything unless you wish to do so,

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but whatever you say may be taken in writing and given in evidence.

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-Me?

-I've just come from the pathologist.

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He believes your father's death was caused by sleeping pills

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interfering with his malaria medicine.

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And what appears to be sleeping pill residue was found in the drink

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beside his bed.

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You took him this drink, did you not?

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-I did, but...

-And you're a student of medicine.

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I believe you put those pills in his drink,

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knowing they would react with his malaria medication and kill him.

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Anybody else could have had the same opportunity.

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Why would I do that? He's my father.

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Several witnesses saw you arguing

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shortly before you made him the drink.

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You were reported to be weeping inconsolably after being told

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you couldn't go to medical school.

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And we both know how generous Colonial Service death benefits are.

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You think I'd kill my father for that?

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-What kind of monster do you think I am?

-We'll soon find out.

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-Inspector!

-You stick to your business, Padre, I'll stick to mine.

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I placed my salvation in a rational world,

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in books - but now I place it in the church.

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Please, Father, help me find it.

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Yes. I will.

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"Rational World."

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CHILDREN SHOUT

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More coffee, please.

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And none of that powdered stuff this time.

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Next.

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It's real gold.

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It came into my family from a doctor in Blackfriars, but I believe...

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It's a mass-produced costume piece.

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Worth no more than five shillings, I'm afraid.

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No, no, I think you must be mistaken.

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You see, my grandmother told me that Great-Grandpa Roberts

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sold his best horse to buy that.

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Well, then, he was either robbed or extremely stupid.

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That is downright...disrespectful.

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They're always the same, these yokels,

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getting worked up over their cheap trinkets.

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Next.

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Or they got caught up in an opium ring at the governor's house?

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The colonies are rife with that sort of thing.

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Mm.

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-Aldous Kemp didn't seem the type.

-I suppose you're right.

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Blackmail?

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Ah, Boudica herself!

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Do tell, do we have a Roman horde on our hands?

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Boudica wasn't Roman.

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Come on, Mrs M, spill the beans!

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I shall be seeking a second opinion

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from someone who has time to examine it properly.

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Mrs McCarthy, can we enlist your help?

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Grace Kemp has been arrested.

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Oh, now, why doesn't that surprise me?

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I mean, it isn't exactly natural for a young woman to be interested

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in cutting up bodies, now, is it?

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And her being godless, too.

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But the Father doesn't think she did it.

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Oh?

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I have seen many people mourn their parents. Her grief is genuine.

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Her chief defence is the gun.

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If Aldous Kemp did not own a gun,

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then someone else must have been involved in his killing.

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Someone who owned a Colonial Civil Service handgun.

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Oh, don't mind us.

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We can ask the gunsmith.

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If it was someone local, then they would have bought their rounds there

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and it's the only one for miles.

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Thank you.

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-Who?

-Frank Hammond.

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Stuck in his mind because he usually orders cartridges for his shotguns.

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Partial to rabbit stew, apparently.

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Duck!

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GUNSHOT

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No, rabbit.

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Sorry, Father.

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Magnificent creatures.

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Although I've never understood how killing them could be a sport.

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Me neither.

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Though it must take enormous skill to get close to an animal like that.

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Hmm. Rather different than rabbits, I suppose.

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Rabbits can be wily beggars when you're onto 'em.

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Frightful pests, too.

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Daddy used to defend our lawn with a handgun.

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I think I've decided on this one.

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The Father tells me you have quite the collection of shotguns.

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Have you thought about showing any of them to the antiques man

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at the Fair?

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Shouldn't think he'd be that interested in a load of old guns.

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Oh, the older the better.

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A farmer brought one in, he was using it for foxes but turns out

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it was a Boswell worth £50!

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£50? For an old shotgun?

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There are plenty of rich collectors out there.

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I must confess, I'm a bit of an expert myself.

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Would you like me to take a look at yours?

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If it's not too much trouble.

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Just through here.

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SHOP BELL RINGS

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-MAN:

-Mr Hammond?

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Excuse me. Customer.

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Fascinating.

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I'd love to talk to your son about his work.

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John's out.

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Please.

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-Thank you.

-Not at all.

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Well, guilty if ever I saw one.

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You forget the giraffe.

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A skilled engraver in this family has spent some time in Africa

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and it is not Mr Hammond.

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What was all that about, then?

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Well, I would imagine that he saw that his son's handgun was missing

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and then discovered that some shells has been recently ordered

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and he's trying to protect him.

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John?!

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I doubt he'd hit anything that night -

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he was practically on the floor of the Red Lion when I saw him.

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Oh!

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We need to find John.

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Do you think he knew the Kemps in Africa? Forbidden romance!

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You've got five minutes, Father.

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Did you find it? What did it say?

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I don't know what it means.

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Do you know a man called John Hammond?

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He worked with my father.

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Last year, in the East African Postal Service.

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He owned the gun.

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The one your father threw out of the window.

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-Is the Father here?

-Not unless he's hiding under a table.

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Which I wouldn't put past him.

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Did he go with Grace?

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You have released her, now you know it was John's gun?

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Whose gun?

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You are aware that withholding evidence is a criminal offence?

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Yes. Which is precisely why I came to alert you...

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after I had ministered to Grace Kemp.

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The atheist.

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Of course.

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I'll deal with you later.

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I've found him.

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Bad day?

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Busy.

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You remind me of another young person I know.

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I think you know her.

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Grace Kemp.

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You worked with her father in Tanganyika.

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Must have been a surprise...when he came into the shop yesterday.

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I suspect you had a lot to catch up on.

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Or did you wait until later, when you went to visit him?

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Why did you take your gun with you?

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N-no...

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The police found it. At the inn.

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I didn't do it.

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I didn't kill him.

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He was my friend.

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If that's true, you have nothing to fear by confessing

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what happened between you.

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Your gun wasn't fired,

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it didn't kill him.

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It's got my fingerprints on.

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It was found where he died.

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If they print these...

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they'll say I did it.

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SHE WHISTLES

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Ah. Good afternoon.

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May I help you, Inspector?

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Yes.

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By not interfering with our investigations

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and letting our murderer get away.

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But we don't know that yet, do we?

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The prints we found on his gun match the ones in Kemp's room.

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Your friend was there.

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I'm afraid you've let your faith in people fool you again.

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Why did you let him escape?

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Oh. You don't think he did it, do you?

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Why did John leave his prints on the gun

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in the room

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if he wanted to steal something?

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Why not wear gloves?

0:26:040:26:06

George, is John a regular here?

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Never even seen him before yesterday morning.

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Drinking in the morning?

0:26:190:26:21

No, delivers his parcel, heads back to work,

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never even glances at temptation.

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Who was the parcel for?

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Well, the, uh... You know.

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Mr Aldous Kemp?

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But the police didn't even find the parcel in his room.

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Or any packaging.

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CLATTERING

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It's just a cat.

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Sweet Jesus, what on Earth are you doing?

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Antique hunting.

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In a dustbin?

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Is that alcohol I smell on your breath?

0:27:050:27:07

It's just the general ambience.

0:27:070:27:09

And what exactly are you expecting to find?

0:27:090:27:13

I don't know.

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Well, it's just as well you're both here.

0:27:150:27:18

Our so-called antiques expert told Mrs Trevithick

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that her necklace was worthless!

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And the same for Sergeant Goodfellow's sword!

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In fact, I've yet to meet anyone

0:27:270:27:30

who's been offered more than a few shillings.

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So it is quite clear!

0:27:330:27:34

Wynford Collins is a charlatan!

0:27:360:27:38

Oh, well, perhaps we should call Scotland Yard and set up

0:27:380:27:41

a sting operation to expose him(!)

0:27:410:27:43

That's exactly what I was thinking.

0:27:430:27:46

Well, I can see I am going to have to find justice on my own.

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HE SNIFFS

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Gun oil?

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Yes, well, that explains how the gun got into Mr Kemp's room.

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But why did John give him a gun?

0:28:080:28:10

John?

0:28:130:28:15

John!

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What have you done? The police said that dead man's from Africa!

0:28:200:28:23

-Just keep yourself out of this.

-I warned you, didn't I?

0:28:230:28:26

But, no, you had to have your foolhardy job in Africa!

0:28:260:28:29

Which you made me leave to come back here to save your business!

0:28:290:28:33

Like you've spent my entire life trying to make me stay here,

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rather than working on my art, pursuing a career!

0:28:370:28:40

Career?! A career's something you get paid for!

0:28:400:28:43

And that's what it's always about, isn't it? Money!

0:28:430:28:47

Not me. Not even you.

0:28:470:28:50

We've spent our entire lives trapped by it.

0:28:500:28:53

And finally - finally! - I get the chance to pay off the mortgage

0:28:530:28:57

on the workshop and free us both.

0:28:570:28:59

You killed a man for that?

0:28:590:29:01

I'll turn you in myself!

0:29:010:29:03

I didn't kill him!

0:29:030:29:05

I was protecting him!

0:29:050:29:07

And now I have to save myself.

0:29:070:29:09

John, no.

0:29:150:29:16

Do not come after me!

0:29:160:29:19

Excuse me.

0:29:220:29:23

Ah, World War I trench art.

0:29:270:29:31

Popular way of passing the time between being shot at.

0:29:310:29:35

Not particularly valuable in itself,

0:29:350:29:37

but it's an interesting design and I do collect such pieces.

0:29:370:29:40

I could offer you... 15 shillings?

0:29:400:29:43

You know very well it's worth more than that.

0:29:430:29:45

£300 more, in fact.

0:29:450:29:47

And I am not the only person around here that you have tried to cheat.

0:29:470:29:53

If I could have a penny for every person who's brought me

0:29:530:29:55

the purported "early work" of a famous artist.

0:29:550:29:58

Tell me, have you even heard of provenance?

0:29:580:30:00

Of course I have!

0:30:000:30:02

It's in the south of France.

0:30:020:30:05

Provenance means a chain of title,

0:30:050:30:08

proving that a piece is by who it claims to be by.

0:30:080:30:11

Without proof, a work like this could be by anyone.

0:30:110:30:14

Which, in this case, it probably is.

0:30:140:30:17

If you observe...

0:30:170:30:19

perfectly reasonable detail on the front...

0:30:190:30:22

Hello, Freya. Hello, Evie.

0:30:220:30:24

-KIDS:

-Hello, Father Brown.

0:30:240:30:25

Wherever have you two been?

0:30:250:30:28

Penelope, you need to make enquiries about that man immediately!

0:30:280:30:32

-What man?

-He has been swindling people right, left and centre.

0:30:320:30:37

Am I right in thinking you're referring to

0:30:370:30:40

-our esteemed antiques expert, Wynford Collins?

-Yes, your guest!

0:30:400:30:44

And that you have borrowed our treasured oil lamp

0:30:440:30:48

to solicit a valuation.

0:30:480:30:51

Well, I didn't think you'd mind, seeing as criminality was involved.

0:30:510:30:56

Well?

0:31:000:31:01

He actually tried to cheat me.

0:31:010:31:03

He made out that your oil lamp wasn't by Robert Harper at all,

0:31:030:31:07

as if Robert hadn't given it to you with his own hand.

0:31:070:31:11

But no, Mr Collins said there was an insignia at the back.

0:31:110:31:14

Post Office Rifles.

0:31:140:31:17

And he was certain of it because he had started out

0:31:170:31:20

as a Postal Services clerk before he went into the auction business.

0:31:200:31:24

And he knew that no Robert Harper had ever served in that corps.

0:31:240:31:29

Then he had the temerity to say

0:31:290:31:32

-I

-should check my facts!

0:31:320:31:35

Yes.

0:31:350:31:37

Postal Service.

0:31:370:31:39

-I'm sorry, we're closed.

-This won't take long.

0:31:470:31:51

Very well.

0:31:510:31:52

Have you ever been in Tanganyika?

0:31:520:31:56

What's this about?

0:31:560:31:57

Do you know anything about this party at the governor's residence?

0:32:000:32:04

I've never been to... whatever country that was,

0:32:040:32:07

let alone any party there.

0:32:070:32:09

I thought so.

0:32:110:32:12

Now, if you'll excuse me.

0:32:120:32:14

Turn yourself in!

0:32:140:32:16

He's a thief and a liar!

0:32:160:32:18

And if the law won't force the truth from him, then I will!

0:32:180:32:21

Father, if you let him get away, they'll hang me.

0:32:210:32:26

You need to tell me the truth.

0:32:350:32:37

I've seen your engravings.

0:32:490:32:51

You and Mr Aldous Kemp used to work for the East African Postal Service

0:32:530:32:56

in Tanganyika, didn't you?

0:32:560:32:59

And you engrave stamps.

0:32:590:33:01

Among them the Tanganyika Green which is worth, well,

0:33:020:33:05

enough for one - or two men -

0:33:050:33:09

to live comfortably for the rest of their lives.

0:33:090:33:11

How do you...?

0:33:120:33:15

Was it yours or Mr Kemp's idea?

0:33:150:33:17

It was all for Grace.

0:33:200:33:21

He'd never have done it for himself.

0:33:220:33:25

He was a clever man, but his family had modest means.

0:33:270:33:31

It was hard for him, watching lesser men rise above him

0:33:320:33:35

because of their money and connections.

0:33:350:33:38

HE LAUGHS

0:33:380:33:40

He didn't want to fail her.

0:33:430:33:45

But she was set on medical school.

0:33:470:33:49

That's the only one?

0:33:520:33:54

I've changed the plate so it's up the right way now.

0:33:570:33:59

How much do you think they're worth?

0:34:040:34:06

Depends on the collectors.

0:34:060:34:08

So...

0:34:080:34:10

..four for us.

0:34:110:34:13

Good job.

0:34:250:34:26

'He said we should wait a year. Sell them through a provincial dealer

0:34:290:34:33

'back here to avoid attention.'

0:34:330:34:35

As agreed, Mr Kemp returns to England,

0:34:360:34:40

and after hearing about thefts at the inn,

0:34:400:34:44

you left your gun there for him to protect himself.

0:34:440:34:48

But then something went wrong.

0:34:500:34:53

He saw Wynford. At the inn.

0:34:530:34:56

And Mr Wynford Collins recognised Mr Kemp,

0:34:580:35:02

because they used to work together at the British Postal Office.

0:35:020:35:05

So...

0:35:060:35:08

he cancelled the planned meeting

0:35:080:35:11

and came to tell you that the sale was off.

0:35:110:35:13

Listen, their valuer knows I work for the Postal Service,

0:35:130:35:17

so if he catches even a whiff of that stamp,

0:35:170:35:19

he'll know what we've done. It'll be worthless to us.

0:35:190:35:22

-Let me sell it to him, then.

-Well, that's not suspicious,

0:35:220:35:25

me cancelling our meeting one day, and you offering him

0:35:250:35:27

rare stamps the next(!) No, we'll have to wait.

0:35:270:35:31

-Find another buyer.

-I can't wait any longer. They're going to take this

0:35:310:35:34

place unless we pay the arrears this month.

0:35:340:35:36

You're not the only one letting down someone you love.

0:35:360:35:39

Clearly you don't love her enough!

0:35:390:35:41

But you went to Mr Collins, anyway.

0:35:450:35:47

What sort of stamp is it?

0:35:490:35:51

A Tanganyika Green.

0:35:550:35:57

Obviously, I'd need to see it.

0:36:000:36:01

If it's damaged, that may diminish the value significantly.

0:36:010:36:05

But if you'd like to bring it along tomorrow,

0:36:050:36:07

I'd be happy to examine it.

0:36:070:36:09

Ten o'clock?

0:36:090:36:11

Ten o'clock.

0:36:110:36:12

INDISTINCT CHATTER

0:36:190:36:23

I couldn't find the stamps.

0:36:350:36:37

Codswallop.

0:36:370:36:39

So you just sat at the bar

0:36:400:36:42

for the rest of the night while some mystery thief

0:36:420:36:46

happened to hear about the stamps and drug Kemp to get them?

0:36:460:36:50

It's the truth.

0:36:500:36:52

But there was someone there who knew about the stamps

0:36:520:36:56

and wanted to take them for themselves.

0:36:560:36:59

And knew that his victims could not complain

0:36:590:37:02

for fear of revealing their fraud.

0:37:020:37:05

Mr Collins?!

0:37:100:37:12

You've gone off the deep end this time, Padre.

0:37:120:37:15

The innkeeper told you that the room next to Mr Kemp's was empty,

0:37:170:37:20

but that was exactly when Mr Collins was packing,

0:37:200:37:24

and when Grace Kemp left her father's drink outside his door.

0:37:240:37:29

Nice try, Padre.

0:37:290:37:31

But no sleeping pill I know would've had time to work

0:37:310:37:34

before he'd left for Montague,

0:37:340:37:36

where, I have it on good authority,

0:37:360:37:39

he stayed that night.

0:37:390:37:41

And where Miss Windermere's car suffered

0:37:410:37:44

a mysterious loss of petrol

0:37:440:37:46

that night.

0:37:460:37:47

Thank you so much for waiting till now to share this(!)

0:37:500:37:53

He'll be miles away.

0:37:530:37:55

Inspector, I think his getaway vehicle is, uh...

0:37:550:37:59

..unreliable.

0:38:010:38:03

They must have emptied the whole tank last night, damn them!

0:38:030:38:07

Only a woman wouldn't carry any spare.

0:38:070:38:10

There's a garage about half a mile down the road.

0:38:140:38:17

Whatever does he want?

0:38:190:38:20

I believe he's coming for your confession.

0:38:230:38:25

Is this some sort of practical joke?

0:38:250:38:28

I assure you not.

0:38:290:38:31

I urge you to confess to the murder of Aldous Kemp

0:38:330:38:37

and save an innocent young man from the gallows.

0:38:370:38:41

Ah, the drunk with the shotgun.

0:38:410:38:45

Provincial fairs. There's always one disappointed customer

0:38:450:38:48

who's spent too long in the cider tent.

0:38:480:38:50

Although I've never been accused of murder before!

0:38:500:38:54

The Tanganyika Green is a very valuable stamp.

0:38:570:39:02

I'd expect any dealer worth his salt to recognise it.

0:39:020:39:06

But when I showed you four on an envelope, you said nothing.

0:39:060:39:12

Because you are the one who broke into the room to steal the stamps,

0:39:120:39:17

and killed Aldous Kemp.

0:39:170:39:20

I think your friend's been in the cider tent, too.

0:39:200:39:23

I'll get the garage to send someone.

0:39:230:39:26

POLICE BELL RINGS

0:39:260:39:29

Sorry, Father. I don't think I've dented it.

0:39:400:39:43

Always happy to help, Inspector.

0:39:430:39:45

I-I didn't kill him!

0:39:450:39:47

Oh? So what did you do, then?

0:39:470:39:49

It was an accident!

0:39:490:39:51

They brought me the stamp.

0:39:510:39:53

A postal services officer and an engraver.

0:39:530:39:56

Of course I realised what they'd done.

0:39:560:39:58

I didn't plan to take it, but...

0:39:580:40:00

-GRACE:

-I've put it outside.

0:40:000:40:03

Usiku mwema.

0:40:030:40:05

-ALDOUS:

-Lala salama.

0:40:050:40:07

What can I say?

0:40:080:40:10

All men have their weaknesses.

0:40:100:40:12

You waited for the sleeping pills to take effect....

0:40:290:40:33

..and then you returned in Miss Windermere's car

0:40:340:40:37

to fetch the stamps.

0:40:370:40:38

He should have been asleep.

0:40:440:40:46

What are you doing?

0:40:500:40:51

Let's keep this simple. I know what you did.

0:40:530:40:55

So you give me the stamps or I tell every auction house in the country

0:40:550:40:58

-and nobody makes any money.

-Get out!

0:40:580:41:00

They're not there. I haven't got them.

0:41:040:41:07

He was alive when I left him. That's all I know.

0:41:330:41:36

But you did not know that your sleeping pills

0:41:360:41:38

were reacting with his malaria drugs.

0:41:380:41:41

-And that would kill him.

-You see, it was an accident.

0:41:410:41:44

It might not be murder,

0:41:440:41:45

but you're still looking at manslaughter, in my book.

0:41:450:41:48

And worse

0:41:510:41:53

for his unrepentant soul, I fear.

0:41:530:41:55

I don't have them! The priest does!

0:41:550:41:57

Yes, he's a big stamp collector.

0:41:570:41:59

Your inheritance.

0:42:120:42:14

I can't take them.

0:42:150:42:17

Those tiny scraps of paper are the difference between my father

0:42:190:42:22

being dead or alive.

0:42:220:42:24

Or the difference between a life fulfilled

0:42:260:42:30

and a life frustrated.

0:42:300:42:32

Grace, take them.

0:42:320:42:35

The patients whose lives you will save will be glad you did.

0:42:350:42:40

But she can't sell them! I mean, that would be fraud!

0:42:400:42:43

Nonsense! They're genuine stamps. And I could introduce you

0:42:430:42:46

to genuine buyers. If that's what you'd like?

0:42:460:42:49

I never imagined I'd be persuaded of anything by a Catholic priest.

0:42:520:42:57

But there's something I must do first.

0:42:570:42:59

I always had my father's support for my ambitions.

0:42:590:43:03

He's come this far with none.

0:43:030:43:05

The Lord sets a hard road for those he entrusts with a talent.

0:43:130:43:18

But a hard road

0:43:200:43:22

is easier with a friend.

0:43:220:43:24

It must be nice, to excel at something.

0:43:260:43:29

You do excel at something -

0:43:290:43:32

getting into trouble. Just like him.

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