Pennod 5 Parch

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-You have to come and fetch me now!

-You know I can never go to hospital.

-Guto!

-Things are difficult at home

-at the moment.

-That's because you're an atheist

-and your wife's a vicar.

-Is there anything I can do to help?

-Guto!

-It's nothing. Let's go.

-You've been dreaming

-about being alone with him, Myfanwy.

-Temptation is an odd thing.

-I never yielded to it.

-Having said that,

-when you're on your deathbed...

-..what you remember are all

-the things you could have done.

-BABY CRIES

-We found her in the doorway.

-Two pushes and it's out.

-"I am the resurrection and the life"

-Gwenlli must have known.

-You know what they're like

-at that age for keeping secrets.

-But a baby, Terwyn? A baby.

-It doesn't say much

-for sex education at that school.

-DOOR SLAMS

-Sex education's a joke. It only

-makes them think about it more.

-Like a bloomin' watch.

-Every morning at eight, off he goes

-to have breakfast with her.

-More than just breakfast, I'd say.

-More than just breakfast, I'd say.

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-Terwyn, please!

-Come back to bed.

-I'm going to see how Gwens is.

-KNOCK AT DOOR

-You're up early.

-Any news?

-I'm going to see her

-on my way to school.

-I'll take you then.

-I'll take you then.

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-Dad can take me.

-Why Dad?

-Why Dad?

-

-Because he'll sit in the car park.

-If you don't want me

-to come in, I won't.

-She didn't have a belly.

-She didn't have a belly.

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-She'd been hiding it.

-Can I have a lift, Dad?

-Can I have a lift, Dad?

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-I know how it happens, you know.

-After the penis goes in,

-all the sperm...

-Alright, Gwern.

-Forty million of them

-race each other.

-That's how we all started.

-One, two, three...

-..four...

-..four...

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-I'll take them this morning.

-Gwenlli!

-What the hell are you doing, Gwern?

-I haven't finished yet.

-I haven't finished yet.

-

-I've lots of papers. I need the car.

-I need it more. Come on, Gwern.

-Myf!

-Does Sophie know

-who put it in there?

-Mary didn't know either.

-Mary didn't know either.

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-Get a move on, Gwern.

-Nobody ever tells me anything.

-Do you want to get in the front?

-I'm fine here.

-I'm fine here.

-

-I feel like a taxi driver.

-It wasn't just a stupid

-teenage pregnancy, you know, Mam.

-I didn't say it was.

-But that's what you think.

-That's what everyone will think.

-She was on the pill. It didn't work.

-She was on the pill. It didn't work.

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-It's OK.

-I understand.

-Do I understand? Really?

-We've grown so much further apart.

-Why didn't I notice

-she was carrying this burden?

-I've given the parishioners

-more of my time than my own family.

-That's the truth of the matter.

-Nothing beats a full breakfast

-to start the day.

-I prefer porridge myself.

-I prefer porridge myself.

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-Have Myf and the kids gone already?

-She has another crisis

-to sort out, as usual.

-Is everything OK between you two?

-Yes, but things

-are a bit difficult at the moment...

-..with Myf's operation and so on.

-Why don't you go away

-for a day or two? I'll babysit.

-CAR HORN

-My lift's arrived. Work calls.

-Don't work too hard.

-I'm sorry for asking.

-I was a bit stuck.

-It's no problem at all, Dr Daniels.

-It's no problem at all, Dr Daniels.

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-Don't call me that.

-You make me feel like an old man.

-Terwyn.

-Terwyn.

-

-Alright then.

-Is this your car?

-It's my aunt's.

-I borrow it when she's not working.

-Don't you fancy living on campus?

-It's too expensive.

-It's too expensive.

-

-Very wise.

-The university milks you students

-enough as it is.

-Oh, I thought...

-Oh, I thought...

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-I want to show you something.

-It'll only take a minute, Terwyn.

-Look at his little face.

-They say there are lots of benefits

-to breastfeeding.

-It strengthens them.

-Please shut up. You're worse

-than those bloody midwives.

-It was all sorted.

-Now, there are social workers

-on the case...

-..and Mam-gu's pissed off with me.

-I don't have my phone to call...

-Tell me who he is.

-Soph?

-Only if you'll help me, OK?

-What do you want me to do?

-What do you want me to do?

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-I want to scare him.

-That's the only way

-to get his attention.

-Crikey, Myf.

-Have you been here all night?

-No, Gwenlli wanted to see Sophie.

-No, Gwenlli wanted to see Sophie.

-

-It was quite a night.

-It must be a shock

-to have a baby at her age.

-Having a baby's

-a shock at any age, isn't it?

-It's as much of a shock

-for the baby as the mother.

-When Gwenlli came out screaming,

-I was petrified.

-People say you're stuck with them.

-The truth is,

-they're stuck with you...

-..and they don't always want to be!

-If I could assure Gwenlli...

-..that I'll always be there

-to get on her nerves...

-..that would be something.

-Who's died then?

-I doubt you knew her.

-A little old lady aged 102.

-Mam. I said don't come in.

-I'll take you to school.

-I want to go to town first.

-I want to go to town first.

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-Why?

-Just let me be.

-Right. I'll see you.

-Good luck.

-Don't tell me

-someone's beaten us to it?

-It's an extension, where the

-monastery's door would have been.

-I don't see how...

-I don't see how...

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-It's a chance.

-If the land's

-already being excavated...

-Why not come here tonight?

-Together.

-This isn't Penyberth, Angharad.

-If we found evidence,

-it would change everything.

-We could do it together.

-I know we could.

-Listen...

-..I'll get a bus to the university.

-No, we'll go now.

-No, we'll go now.

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-Can you let me out, please?

-Sorry, there's a lock

-to stop my little cousin escaping.

-He has ADHD.

-Yes.

-Yes. Of course.

-Thank you.

-Can I see Guto Maddocks, please?

-Do you have an appointment?

-He's flat out today, sorry.

-I have to see him.

-I have to see him.

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-He's not available.

-I'll stay here until he's free.

-You can't just...

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-Thank you very much.

-Guto? I'm Gwenlli.

-I'm Sophie Jones' friend.

-I tried to tell her you were busy.

-I tried to tell her you were busy.

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-What can I do for you, Gwenlli?

-I need a word with you.

-I need a word with you.

-

-Sorry, but I'm very busy today.

-I hear you're sampling

-the wedding food today?

-I can't wait. Moules marinieres

-and tarte tatin, here we come.

-Sorry, were you

-in the middle of something?

-I wanted a word with Guto.

-I wanted a word with Guto.

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-You're the vicar's daughter.

-Your mother's marrying us.

-Oh, well, I wanted to say...

-I'm enquiring about work experience.

-My friend Sophie was here last year.

-Sophie Jones?

-I'm not sure I remember.

-It was about nine months ago.

-I'm sure that Guto

-would be pleased to help...

-..considering who your mother is.

-I'm sure we'll find something

-for you to do.

-If you'll excuse us, we have to go.

-Yes, come on, I've been

-starving myself all morning.

-Do you want me to help you?

-Who was your friend again?

-I'm sure there are instructions

-here somewhere.

-The fact the council is hiding

-the documents is a story in itself.

-If I had more time...

-..I could really look into it...

-..and come up with

-an expose on them.

-Yes.

-I've got connections

-at a TV company in North Wales.

-They'd be thrilled to have a pretty

-PhD student to present their show.

-Do you think I'm pretty?

-That's not what...

-Look...

-..this is the best time

-of your life.

-You can do what you want.

-Don't drag an old man like me

-with you.

-I'm past it, as they say.

-You're really not.

-Your spirit is so...

-..so young.

-..so young.

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-Tell that to my wife.

-You're good, sticking by her

-through her illness.

-What?

-I know it's hard and I know

-you're a man of principles...

-..but you have your needs too,

-don't you?

-Angharad, I'm sorry

-if I've given you the impression...

-You don't have to explain.

-I understand.

-I know how to unlock it now.

-OPENS ZIP

-Angharad,

-what the hell are you doing?

-Stop, will you?!

-What the hell...?

-Angharad.

-I should have taken the bus.

-It's a simple mistake to make.

-You email your bit-on-the-side and

-send it to your fiancee by accident.

-That's not what Sophie had in mind.

-That's not what Sophie had in mind.

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-It'd freak him out.

-I have his password.

-He'll never know it was from you.

-I'm more than willing

-to take the flak, OK?

-I just want to help Sophie,

-that's all.

-It's not just Sophie you'll help.

-So, what are we going to say?

-If men had to give birth...

-..I doubt the human race

-would have survived.

-What do you want again?

-No need to be like that.

-I'm going on a date tonight.

-A date?

-Yes. Bella's just arrived.

-Who?

-We're not meant

-to fancy parishioners...

-..but it's odd

-what crosses your mind sometimes.

-Every Sunday...

-..she'd be there,

-kneeling in front of me...

-..and I'd hold out the bread...

-..to her full, red lips.

-The body of Christ

-keep you in eternal life.

-Hello!

-I bet you're not here

-to help me mop.

-Are you free on Thursday?

-Bella Arcetti's funeral.

-Bella?

-Bella?

-

-The 102-year-old.

-Another funeral.

-That's life.

-That's life.

-

-All we do is hang out with the dead.

-No-one else

-wants to think about them.

-I don't think I can, Eur.

-The family wants you.

-What about my family?

-Another day away from them.

-I realize you're busy,

-but what's one more funeral?

-What you do is important, Myf.

-You help people.

-I help everyone apart from myself.

-Sorry. Listen to me.

-The word "me"

-isn't in a vicar's vocabulary.

-Listen, this funeral's different.

-It'll be special, believe me.

-Why's that?

-You'll have to wait and see.

-Come on,

-we'll have a laugh at this funeral.

-Now then, you can't say that

-about most funerals.

-Ta-ta!

-Hiya, Richard?

-Do me a favour

-and put a note on my door...

-..saying the two o'clock seminar

-is cancelled.

-I've had car trouble today.

-OK.

-I'll see you. Thanks.

-I think the champagne jelly

-would be better than the sorbet.

-Don't you?

-I wasn't sure

-about the tarte tatin.

-Yes, great. Lovely.

-Guto?

-Can I have your opinion, please?

-I want to note it on the database.

-I don't know anyone else

-who has a database for desserts.

-That's the kind of girl I am.

-I only make up my mind

-after considering all the options.

-EMAIL ALERT

-I hope this isn't work.

-I'm sure Mrs Herd's crown can wait.

-Oh.

-It's an email from you.

-Me?

-Is this a surprise?

-You can be so spontaneous, Gut.

-What?

-Nothing.

-Spam.

-Let me see it. Mabs.

-Let me see it.

-Let me see it.

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-No!

-Bloody hell!

-I have to go back to work in these!

-There's an Airblade dryer

-in the toilet.

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-It's a good advert for the church,

-if you ask me.

-"The church vicar is Myfanwy Elfed,

-an attractive 40-something..."

-What? I never spoke to them.

-Does it really say attractive?

-"According to her parishioners,

-she views sex as something...

-..to be celebrated by all."

-..to be celebrated by all."

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-Mr Jarman's been yapping again.

-Terwyn won't be able

-to control himself.

-I don't know about that.

-PLEASURABLE GROANS

-Please don't tell me that's...

-Please don't tell me that's...

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-Don't worry, it never lasts long.

-That's my cue to go to the funeral.

-Terwyn wants to take me away

-tomorrow night for our anniversary.

-He won't tell me where we're going.

-I've nothing to wear.

-I've nothing to wear.

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-I've got some nice lingerie.

-Still in its packaging.

-I'll hunt for it

-once they've stopped.

-Sometimes, three minutes

-of happiness is enough for a woman.

-I'm off.

-I'm off.

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-Have a good time.

-Release the beast within, Myf.

-I'm a church mouse, Llinor.

-ICE CREAM VAN MUSIC

-I take it

-she used to sell ice cream?

-Excellent ice cream.

-She used to drive the van around

-the village when I was a child.

-Ice cream

-is one of life's pleasures.

-You don't need it but you want it.

-There's a lot to be said

-for having what you want sometimes.

-There's dignity

-in walking through town.

-People stop and show their respect.

-There she is! Bella! She's a hottie.

-Don't you think?

-Bella and her knickerbocker glories.

-Me, with my dry bread

-and communion wine.

-We'd have made a lovely couple.

-But there you go.

-If you should die, Myfanwy,

-at least you'll know...

-..that the man you love

-is beside you.

-If you add up all the hours you've

-spent with Eurig over the years...

-..it would be longer

-than you've spent with Terwyn.

-MOBILE RINGS

-On holiday again, Terwyn?

-I do more at home.

-Someone's always pestering me

-in the office.

-Coffee?

-No, no.

-KNOCK AT DOOR

-Leave it.

-I'm trying to book the hotel.

-Yes, he is. Terwyn?

-Angharad's here to see you.

-Sorry.

-I hope you don't mind me calling.

-You weren't answering your phone.

-I'm returning these.

-He's booking a holiday

-when he should be working.

-Oh. Where are you going?

-Nowhere special. Thanks for these.

-Is that Colombian?

-Agustino, if I'm not mistaken.

-Crikey,

-a woman who knows her coffee.

-Would you like one?

-Would you like one?

-

-Thanks. Carry on, Dr Daniels.

-I've plenty of time.

-# Eventide #

-William Henry Monk

-Ready, rev?

-Put our own lives to one side

-in order to serve others.

-That's what you ask me to do

-time and time again.

-How much of my own life

-have I missed to do this?

-Her niece hasn't turned up.

-She's stuck in Port Talbot.

-You'll have to do the eulogy.

-Read it out, you mean?

-Read it out, you mean?

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-No, they don't have a copy.

-It doesn't matter.

-Stick to the norm.

-The normal, impersonal things.

-Vicar?

-It's time.

-Come on, Myfanwy.

-You've done this

-a hundred times before.

-Are you alright?

-Are you alright?

-

-It's different this time.

-I'm a stranger

-and I get the last word?

-You're not a stranger, Myfanwy.

-You're serving God.

-God asks too much of me sometimes!

-Myf, please don't do this to me now.

-Myfanwy?

-You're not someone

-who lets people down.

-I'm letting myself down, God.

-Time and time again.

-But you don't care about that.

-"I am the resurrection

-and the life," said the Lord.

-BELL TOLLS

-You can't just turn up here.

-You can't just turn up here.

-

-We've got things to discuss.

-I think it's time

-you changed your tutor.

-Hiya, Ter. Is everything alright?

-Yes, Angharad here needed a bit

-of help with her research work.

-Dr Daniels has been so supportive.

-He lets me experiment.

-Llinor doesn't want to hear

-about it, Angharad.

-No, I don't, sorry.

-I promised these to Myf.

-Enjoy your night away, Ter.

-Yes, enjoy your romantic night,

-Dr Daniels.

-Mabli.

-Mabli.

-

-Vicar.

-This is...

-..well, a little awkward.

-What's happened?

-You don't need to pretend any more.

-I know about Guto and that girl.

-The baby.

-And that she's best friends

-with your daughter too.

-You know everything, don't you?

-Sophie?

-Guto and Sophie.

-I didn't know that, no.

-I can't believe this is happening.

-Cancelling a wedding is a big

-disappointment, but some day...

-..you'll be glad.

-Who said anything

-about cancelling the wedding?

-He got a schoolgirl pregnant.

-He got a schoolgirl pregnant.

-

-I've sorted things.

-She won't bother us any more.

-I just want you...

-..your family, and your daughter...

-..especially her, to promise

-to keep this matter to yourselves.

-As my vicar,

-I should be able to trust you.

-You can trust me.

-God forgives, doesn't he?

-There we are then.

-We understand each other.

-I just can't understand this, Mabli.

-You'll find a way, I'm sure.

-After all,

-this place needs a good wedding...

-..from what I understand...

-..reverend.

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-You don't need much for one night.

-I don't know what to pack.

-It would help

-if I knew where we were going.

-You used to like surprises.

-Listen, Llinor called by

-with these for you.

-Shall we pack them?

-Yes, alright.

-You go downstairs,

-I've a lot of phone calls to make.

-OK, but don't be long.

-And do me a favour.

-Leave your phone at home.

-Hello, it's Myfanwy Elfed.

-I phoned yesterday

-about the prescription.

-I know what it says on the system,

-but I've lost the last batch.

-Of course it's true.

-Listen,

-I'm going away tonight and...

-OK. Fine.

-Thanks. Thanks very much. Ta-ta.

-For nothing.

-KNOCK AT DOOR

-Gwens? Gwenlli!

-We're going, dear.

-Enjoy yourselves.

-I don't like leaving you with this

-Sophie business hanging over you.

-You can't do anything.

-Come on,

-or it'll be time to come back.

-We'll stay, if you want.

-Mam, have you seen

-how excited Dad is?

-OK. Ta-ta, dear.

-What's that smell?

-What's that smell?

-

-Tad-cu's waiting for the crack.

-The crack of the coffee beans.

-There it is.

-Whatever's wrong with instant?

-Hush! You've got no taste!

-Perfection. Here you go, Gwern.

-Are you alright to look after them?

-Are you alright to look after them?

-

-Tad-cu's taking me to Laser Station.

-I'm going to wear my combats.

-Are you turning him into a soldier?

-He changes his mind like the wind.

-Do something nice with them both.

-Gwen's almost an adult, Myf.

-She doesn't want to hang out

-with her grandfather.

-I don't have time to go away.

-As a young girl, you'd have given

-anything to run away...

-..with Dr Daniels.

-Things haven't changed

-that much, have they?

-Everything's in the car. Ready?

-Everything's in the car. Ready?

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-CAR HORN

-Who's that now?

-If it's anyone from church...

-Eurig?

-I'm not meant to be there now, am I?

-No, I was just passing and wanted

-to see how you were after yesterday.

-Sorry, that funeral was a shambles.

-It was my fault.

-I pushed you into it.

-Alright then, it was your fault.

-Myf, maybe you should

-take a break...

-..from all these funerals

-until you're better.

-We've got two next week.

-If it's OK with you, I've asked

-someone else to take them.

-The families are fine with that.

-The families are fine with that.

-

-Oh.

-I was just thinking

-about what's best, for us all.

-No, I understand.

-You need someone you can rely on.

-Myf!

-Going somewhere?

-Terwyn's taking me away.

-Don't ask me where. Surprise.

-Good. You both deserve a break.

-Right, I've got a big, heavy man

-to shift from his bed.

-I'll see you.

-Enjoy yourselves.

-I think you've just been dumped.

-You're not going away

-without me, are you?

-Especially

-if you're off your tablets.

-# We're all going

-on a summer holiday

-# No more worries

-for a week or two #

-I can't believe

-we came here on our honeymoon.

-They've done wonders with the place.

-They've done wonders with the place.

-

-It was a hovel when we came here.

-We didn't have two pennies

-to rub together back then.

-But they were good days.

-You archaeologists

-like things as they were.

-Don't you?

-Don't you?

-

-I'm the same, you're the same.

-It's just the place that's changed.

-KNOCKS ON DOOR

-Gwenlli?

-I'm popping out to see Oksana, OK?

-OK, Tad-cu!

-Crikey! There's enough lemon in that

-to blow your head off!

-I like dangerous desserts.

-I haven't stuffed like this

-for years.

-Is it alright for you to drink?

-Yes. Why?

-Those tablets you're taking.

-Those tablets you're taking.

-

-As long as I don't go overboard.

-TEXT ALERT

-That's been beeping all night.

-Work.

-"Enjoying yourself?"

-"Enjoying yourself?"

-

-Pass it here.

-It's not fair that you have yours

-but I can't have mine.

-I've turned it off now.

-I can't remember

-the last time it was just us two.

-Neither can I, Terwyn.

-Neither can I.

-I'll ask for the bill.

-Can I just phone

-to see they're alright?

-Everyone's fine, OK? Now, come on.

-I just want to check. Please?

-Stop, Myf, please.

-OK.

-Let's start again.

-What are you doing now?

-We used to enjoy baths together.

-Remember?

-Put plenty of bubbles in for me.

-Yes, vicar.

-PHONE RINGS

-Hello? Myf!

-Are you alright?

-I hope your husband's

-taken you somewhere nice.

-Ooh.

-That does sound very nice.

-Fair play to him.

-No, they're fine.

-Nothing to worry about.

-OK, Dad. Thanks very much.

-I'll see you tomorrow.

-OK, ta-ta. Ta-ta.

-TEXT ALERT

-Bath's ready!

-Come on, Myf!

-Why the hell

-is she texting you stuff like this?

-Listen, she's not all there.

-There's nothing between us.

-Have you been with her?

-Have you been with her?

-

-No!

-No, I stopped her from...

-No, I stopped her from...

-

-From what?

-I was in her car, right?

-It was locked, with no way out.

-It was locked, with no way out.

-

-Why were you in the car with her?

-I didn't know she was going to...

-I didn't know she was going to...

-

-Do what?

-Well, you know, she tried to...

-It was a nightmare, Myf.

-I doubt many men

-would see it that way.

-The car park was full!

-In a car park? Grr!

-I didn't do anything!

-Level 5.

-Myfanwy. We're going up. Sorry.

-Be careful...

-..if you're going down.

-There's no telling

-what's down there.

-Level 1.

-Doors closing.

-Is this what you call

-quality time, God?

-Give everything to everyone

-and end up with nothing myself?

-Hello.

-What are you doing here?

-You're not here.

-Aren't I?

-No, you're just in here.

-Stop talking nonsense.

-Of course I'm here.

-Did Terwyn send you?

-Help me.

-Help me.

-

-Hold on. What are you doing?

-I just want to be with you.

-Take me somewhere

-so we can be together.

-I'd say

-you've had too much to drink.

-Yes, I have,

-but I know what I'm saying.

-It's OK, I want this.

-I've always wanted this.

-Eurig!

-Eurig!

-

-Who?

-No!

-What's wrong, sweetheart?

-I can't do this.

-Sorry.

-With all due respect, reverend,

-you should have seen this coming.

-This is daft.

-You can't keep me here.

-There's no need to shout.

-There's no need to shout.

-

-I'm not shouting.

-We all think about what it'd be like

-to be with someone else, don't we?

-Do we?

-We found this. It looks

-like some sort of time capsule.

-There's a letter for you.

-He has to lift my veil, doesn't he?

-He has to lift my veil, doesn't he?

-

-Yes, it's a good idea.

-You want to make sure

-you're marrying the right person.

-Dad's not here.

-I want you to go. You're pathetic.

-I'm not having an affair.

-She's stalking me.

-I love lamb.

-S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.

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