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-"Counting our blessings"

-WOMAN HUMS "COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS"

-# Count your blessings

-# Name them one by one #

-How are you feeling, Myfanwy?

-Am I dead?

-No, you're still alive.

-Terwyn?

-How are you feeling, dear?

-What happened?

-What happened?

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-You gave us a fright.

-When we saw you lying there...

-Did the children see?

-Your father took them back indoors.

-He told them you'd drank too much.

-Oh, why did he say that?

-No-one had any idea

-what was going on, did they?

-Apart from one person, of course.

-How do you think

-that made me feel, Myf?

-I couldn't help my own wife,

-while he, Eurig...

-Terwyn...

-I'm your husband, Myf.

-What's that?

-Eggs Benedict, Gwern.

-The best breakfast you'll ever have.

-I don't like the sauce.

-I don't like the sauce.

-

-What's wrong with you?

-Hollandaise sauce,

-manna from heaven.

-Where are the coffee cups kept?

-Where are the coffee cups kept?

-

-In that cupboard there.

-Am I expected

-to drink coffee out of these?

-These eggs are lovely, Tad-cu.

-These eggs are lovely, Tad-cu.

-

-I don't want it.

-Have cereal then.

-Aren't there any other cups?

-A cup's a cup, isn't it?

-No, Gwenlli,

-the cup enhances the flavour.

-TEXT ALERT

-"One week to go!"

-Tad-cu, is Mam an alcoholic?

-She collapsed, that's all.

-Pressure of work.

-Nobody drinks out of that.

-Dad says it's too small.

-Quality, not quantity.

-Thank you.

-Ugh! This tea's like gnat's pee!

-It's coffee.

-I'm sorry I didn't tell you.

-I didn't want to worry you.

-WHISTLING

-Do you hear that?

-Do you hear that?

-

-What?

-I prayed last night, you know.

-You prayed?

-I could see why people, you know...

-..implore him to do something.

-Did he answer you?

-I saw sense

-and went on the Web instead.

-Terwyn!

-It affects less than one per cent

-of the population, you know.

-One per cent.

-I'm obviously special then,

-aren't I?

-I've been chosen.

-Terwyn, would you go to the canteen

-and fetch me a decent coffee?

-I can't drink this.

-Where's your rugby kit, Gwern?

-I don't know.

-I don't know.

-

-He does know.

-Is it upstairs?

-Is it upstairs?

-

-We go through this every Thursday.

-It's passing a ball back and forth,

-back and forth. What's the point?

-Then you have to pile

-on top of loads of other boys...

-..who really stink.

-You just end up getting hurt.

-It teaches you nothing.

-Teamwork, Gwern.

-Interpersonal skills.

-They're very handy in life.

-WHISTLING

-What's your game?

-They're short-staffed.

-You said the end was nigh.

-I want to know how far off it is.

-How close it is, you mean.

-Come on, TJ.

-Myfanwy?

-What are you doing there, Myfanwy?

-I thought it was TJ.

-And who's TJ?

-A dead vicar.

-Myfanwy...

-It's getting worse, isn't it?

-From your latest scan,

-the good news...

-..is that

-it's not getting worse at all.

-There's no specific change,

-but you'll still need a craniotomy.

-The AVM is stable,

-for the time being.

-What about these hallucinations?

-What about these hallucinations?

-

-When was your last dental check-up?

-What?

-What?

-

-The headaches you've been having.

-You've got an impacted wisdom tooth.

-The pain could have

-affected your brain too.

-Neurological conditions like yours

-can be very sly.

-Or they could be spiritual visions,

-of course.

-I'm sure you get

-many of those in your job.

-I don't want to see TJ any more.

-I don't think

-it's doing me any good.

-I can give you strong tablets

-that'll help you, if you like.

-It'd be for the best.

-Fine. Then that's what we'll do.

-Ta-ta, TJ.

-Good morning. Is Myfanwy home?

-Good morning. Is Myfanwy home?

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-No, sorry.

-Mam's in hospital.

-Mam's in hospital.

-

-On her rounds or...?

-No. They're pumping her stomach.

-Out of the mouths of babes!

-She passed out, after the wine.

-Gwern. Can I pass on a message?

-I'm sure I'll catch up with her

-when she's better.

-I've never met such a doctor.

-Straight out of college

-and thinks he knows it all.

-We should go private.

-I know we'll have to pay

-through the nose...

-..but it's worth considering.

-Your father will help with the cost.

-I thought I was having a stroke.

-Crikey, it was only toothache.

-I've nothing to lose now, God.

-Myf?

-Myf?

-

-This parish is full of ideas.

-I have to do something.

-Myf!

-Myf!

-

-Prove myself.

-Are you even listening to me?

-ALARM WAILS

-Can you drop me off at the church?

-I'm taking you home first.

-I'm taking you home first.

-

-I have to go now.

-You're not going,

-and that's the end of it.

-You could die, Myf.

-We could all die, Terwyn.

-CAR HORN

-Myf? Myf?

-Please, Myf.

-Please, Myf.

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-CAR HORN

-Myf!

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-Aargh!

-What do you want me to do, God?

-What are you trying to tell me?

-Give me a sign.

-Something. Anything.

-Show me that you're here.

-Hey!

-There's no escape this time.

-Myf?

-What are you doing here?

-What are you doing here?

-

-Someone's here. Come on.

-What? What did the hospital say?

-He's in there, I think.

-Myf? Are you OK?

-Please go and see.

-You and me are the only ones here.

-Unless you count him.

-Unless you count him.

-

-It wasn't me who...

-Please, Eurig?

-Fine.

-There's no-one there.

-Look, you're obviously

-still not right.

-I'm not imagining things.

-You're shaken up.

-You shouldn't be here on your own.

-Since when can't a vicar

-be in her own church?

-You all think I'm nuts, don't you?

-I've always thought you were nuts.

-I just want to live, Eurig.

-I just want to live.

-I don't want to sit at home,

-waiting to die.

-I'm alive.

-I feel it more than ever.

-If you're alive,

-you can do anything.

-If you're dead,

-you're no good to anyone.

-You don't have to tell me that.

-When I saw you

-lying there on the ground...

-I didn't know she was in hospital.

-And Mr Richards

-the undertaker's car is outside.

-Oh.

-The archdeacon has arrived, vicar.

-She was under the impression

-you were in hospital.

-Delyth. So nice to see you again.

-I had a check-up this morning.

-Eurig Richards...

-..the funeral director.

-We've already met.

-We've already met.

-

-Good morning, archdeacon.

-Right, I'd better go.

-I'll see you later. Vicar.

-Thanks.

-I want a couple of vases

-for Mrs Berian Davies.

-Mr Jarman?

-Not to worry.

-What's going on?

-What's going on?

-

-What?

-Something's bothering you.

-Spit it out.

-You fancy someone big time,

-don't you?

-No, I don't.

-I've a lot on my mind, that's all.

-You don't have to babysit me,

-you know.

-I shouldn't presume it's a boy.

-It might be a girl.

-What?

-What?

-

-You're different. Interesting.

-Not that it's boring to be straight.

-I didn't mean that.

-Sorry.

-I'm really rubbish

-with this heart-to-heart business.

-I'll just turn the radio

-back up, shall I?

-Yes, please.

-Who's she?

-There's no milk, sorry.

-I take it black, anyway.

-How are you, Myfanwy?

-Tell me.

-I'm very good, on the whole.

-I remember this one

-when she was a young curate.

-She was a real looker.

-Keeping a church

-isn't what it used to be.

-She's certainly arrived,

-a reverend archdeacon.

-What next?

-Wales' first female bishop?

-Bless you.

-There's a lot of dust in this place.

-I don't want to come across as an

-old dragon, but a word to the wise.

-We're considering uniting

-one or two of the parish's churches.

-Uniting churches?

-While I'm still in the land of the

-living, this church will stay open.

-Come on, tell her.

-Tell her, Myfanwy.

-These last few weeks

-have been challenging...

-..but the low turnout

-is just a temporary thing.

-I've plenty of ideas

-to attract people.

-Like what?

-I'll get inspiration

-from somewhere, I'm sure.

-Have you considered

-holding services in English?

-Oh, here we go!

-Oh, here we go!

-

-This has always been a Welsh church.

-I thought you were in favour

-of changes in the Church?

-She was all for singing God Save

-The Queen on Remembrance Sunday.

-God Save The Queen!

-I was the boss, not her.

-I told her to stick her queen.

-Shut up!

-Just shut up and leave me alone!

-What?

-Not you, Delyth. Not you.

-Like I said, a word to the wise.

-Thanks for the coffee.

-Perhaps you should drink yours up.

-Good day, vicar.

-Ta-ta, TJ.

-How did you find us then, Oksana?

-It's very easy to find house.

-I asked man,

-"Where is vicar's house?"

-And he tell me.

-How does he know I'm not going

-to go there and strangle vicar?

-It's not like this in Tallinn.

-Now, this man I want to strangle.

-I thought you'd left the country.

-I thought you'd left the country.

-

-I lose my job because of you.

-You stole my furniture.

-You say to girls at party,

-"Take my furniture, I don't need it.

-"I need only Oksana."

-I go home early like a good girl.

-I come back in afternoon

-to hotel, they sack me.

-No job, no money.

-Cuppa, anyone?

-What did she say?

-What did she say?

-

-Tad-cu...

-..if she didn't steal your stuff,

-she wasn't using you.

-I don't understand why you can't

-tell the archdeacon that you're ill.

-It'd be music to her ears, Terwyn.

-No fuss now, alright?

-No fuss now, alright?

-

-OK.

-OK.

-There was someone in that church.

-Forget about that now.

-Forget everything about that place.

-That place is part of me.

-What would it take

-for you to go to church?

-I don't know. A mental illness?

-ROMANTIC MUSIC

-Mam!

-Llin.

-How are you, Myf?

-It's so nice to see you.

-We missed you at the party.

-If I knew it was going to be

-so exciting, I'd have come.

-You're OK, though, yes?

-You're OK, though, yes?

-

-Yes.

-Where's my dear father?

-He gives us all hope.

-Dad?

-Crikey, Myf,

-I didn't see you there. Sorry.

-Obviously.

-How are you, dear?

-How are you, dear?

-

-I've got toothache.

-Toothache?

-I'll phone the dentist for you now.

-Oh. Hello.

-Oksana's a friend. This is Terwyn.

-I'm sorry to hear

-you're ill, Myfanwy.

-I'm OK.

-I did not steal

-your father's furniture.

-That was done

-by immoral Hungarian girls.

-Welsh people are much nicer.

-She's telling the truth.

-As long as you're happy.

-That's not good enough.

-Only the hygienist is there today.

-She doesn't extract teeth.

-They're useless.

-It's alright.

-I know someone

-who'll do it straight away.

-I find that music

-helps relax people.

-Debussy's so classy,

-don't you think?

-Ooh! Yes, I see the problem.

-Ooh, that's nasty.

-Very nasty, to be honest.

-I love this bit.

-It'll be quite a job

-to knock these out.

-Guto and I are thinking

-of moving to New York...

-..for a while

-after we get married.

-Career break...

-..before we settle down

-and have children.

-I'm so lucky to have Guto.

-We're on the same wavelength,

-you know?

-No secrets.

-No playing games.

-This one's a bit stubborn.

-I'll have to shatter it into pieces.

-Are you feeling OK?

-I'll live. Thanks for fitting me in.

-No problem. We want you

-in peak condition for the wedding.

-I'll throw in a discount.

-I know vicars

-aren't in it for the money.

-There's no need.

-Don't tell everyone...

-..because I am in it for the money!

-I'll leave you with Simon

-and I'll see you...

-..next week for the rehearsal.

-I won't be long. I'm just loading

-your notes on screen.

-That comes to 210.20.

-With the discount, that's 207.20.

-What?

-What?

-

-Cash or card?

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-Must you sneak up on me like that?

-I was looking at my wife,

-that's all.

-You're checking up on me.

-You're checking up on me.

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-It's vital you take those tablets.

-I know, and I am feeling better.

-My face is almost

-back to normal too.

-Do you want a lift with me, Gwens?

-I'm walking.

-We're going, Gwern!

-I've got a seminar at ten.

-Why don't I take compassionate leave

-so we can spend time together?

-Save your leave.

-The children will need you

-when I'm in hospital.

-Remember the church service tonight.

-We're singing

-about Owain Glyndwr now.

-I asked Mrs Richards

-if we could sing it.

-That's not a religious song.

-It doesn't matter,

-as long as people come...

-..and the songs

-mean something to them.

-Didn't you want to sign a hymn?

-I'm not sure

-about all that business now.

-Christianity and all that.

-As long as you

-don't expect me to sing.

-I expect you to be there.

-What about you, Gwens?

-I'm off, OK? Ta-ra.

-Does the college have a choir?

-Send an email around college

-to advertise it.

-It looks a bit desperate.

-It looks a bit desperate.

-

-Well, I am desperate.

-What's the rush?

-Oksana texted

-to say breakfast's ready.

-How long is she planning

-to stay with Llinor?

-Don't you worry, they get on great.

-You know those girls

-who stole your furniture?

-Can they sing?

-I was worried I'd miss you.

-The bus is late. Thanks for coming.

-Tonight's concert would be

-more bearable if you were there.

-I need the C-section now.

-I don't want it to just pop out.

-I've seen those programmes about

-childbirth. No way am I doing that.

-This isn't right, Soph.

-This isn't right, Soph.

-

-Don't start.

-It's your child.

-It's your child.

-

-I don't think of it that way.

-Not now, maybe...

-Not now, maybe...

-

-I'm not confessing all to the vicar.

-God, telling you was a big mistake!

-I won't tell a soul,

-if that's what you want.

-Just go.

-I don't need this guilt trip. Go!

-Eurig?

-Crikey, Myfanwy, you startled me.

-What are you doing?

-Does that look straight to you?

-Yes, I think so.

-No, this stand's wonky.

-Right, there we go. That's better.

-Are you as thorough as this

-about everything?

-I believe in doing a decent job.

-There's nothing worse

-than a wonky coffin.

-You've a viewing, so I'll come back.

-You've a viewing, so I'll come back.

-

-That's not for another half an hour.

-Sit down. What can I do for you?

-Are you still coming tonight?

-I'll try my best.

-I'll try my best.

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-Can you get people to sing?

-Have you heard me singing?

-Have you heard me singing?

-

-I know you can sing.

-I need people for the late slot.

-The graveyard shift.

-I'll talk to the gravedigger

-and the hearse drivers.

-If you're lucky,

-I may even get you an embalmer too.

-Thank you.

-Have you had

-any more trouble at the church...

-..since you saw that person?

-..since you saw that person?

-

-No.

-I haven't seen anyone

-for almost a week.

-Good, so things

-are starting to settle down?

-Yes.

-Listen, there was one more thing

-I wanted to ask you.

-KNOCK AT DOOR

-Sorry. Families always arrive early.

-Don't worry,

-I'll have a word tonight.

-Is anyone there?

-Of course not.

-It's me, Sophie.

-I couldn't go because...

-Aargh!

-Listen, you'll have to fetch me

-and take me to London yourself.

-Just phone me back, OK?

-I don't know how you're going to

-keep this place open for 24 hours.

-I can't be here all night at my age.

-The idea is that it's an open house.

-People can come and go

-as they please...

-..and sing their own songs.

-No-one will break in then.

-I'll be here to lock up,

-so don't worry about that.

-What are those things?

-Different colours

-to remember different people.

-Purple for mothers,

-yellow for fathers...

-..blue for children

-and red for partners.

-It's all in the programme.

-You can give me

-a list of the errors afterwards.

-We'll make an interior designer

-out of you yet.

-What a surprise.

-I never thought

-I'd see you in here.

-The lovebirds needed a bit of space.

-Don't. He went over there

-in his dressing gown.

-It can't be easy seeing him with

-another woman after your mother.

-But it's nice for him

-to fall in love again.

-You don't think

-they're in love, do you?

-Yes. Yes, I do.

-SIGHS HEAVILY

-Listen, about tonight.

-You'll have a chance

-to light a candle too.

-We'll sing something

-for him or for her.

-Your child.

-It might make you feel better.

-I'll see you tomorrow, Myf, OK?

-You have to come and fetch me now!

-You know I can never go to hospital.

-Guto!

-Don't ignore me, Guto.

-Oh, bloody hell!

-The Celts regarded skulls...

-..as subjects of the soul.

-You could say they collected skulls

-as spoils of war.

-The head...

-Yes, the head is all important.

-If you remove the head...

-..there's nothing much left.

-BELL RINGS

-BELL RINGS

-

-That's it for today.

-Read that chapter from Joseph

-Dechelette's work by next week.

-I'm sorry to interrupt.

-Not at all.

-I wondered when we could resume

-the research work?

-We must present the first chapter

-by the end of the month.

-Sorry, Angharad,

-it's not a good time at the moment.

-Oh. Is anything wrong?

-Well, um,

-things are difficult at home.

-Oh, well,

-that's only to be expected...

-..since you're an atheist

-and your wife's a vicar.

-No, that's not what I meant.

-It doesn't matter.

-We'll arrange a tutorial

-when things are a bit more stable.

-Of course.

-Is there anything I can do to help?

-Do you happen to be

-a member of a choir?

-For you, Mam.

-For the mothers who are missed.

-And for those who will be missed.

-Where did everyone go, God?

-Since I've been taking those

-tablets, everyone's disappeared.

-I've not seen TJ, the dead don't

-bother me and no-one's broken in.

-The thing is,

-I know it sounds daft...

-..but life's a bit boring

-without them all.

-I need you, God...

-..because

-during these last few weeks...

-..I've really felt your presence.

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-Seven o'clock.

-Everything's still possible.

-Let me do a good job for once.

-GIRL WHIMPERS

-Hello?

-Sorry we're late.

-Gwern couldn't find his sword.

-I am the son of prophecy!

-I don't think

-you should bring that inside.

-Dad said it was OK.

-Dad said it was OK.

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-It's made of wood.

-LAUGHTER

-My rent-a-crowd!

-Don't ask me to introduce you.

-I can't remember their names.

-I can't remember their names.

-

-Hello, vicar, we've come to sing!

-Are they pissed?

-Are they pissed?

-

-A little bit.

-But I've had my table

-and my cupboard back.

-They're terrible sinners.

-They need repentance.

-Jesus mixed with girls like these!

-Are you alright, Gwens?

-There isn't much of a signal here.

-Turn it off, love.

-Gwe...! Aargh!

-There's a good crowd here.

-Are you sure

-she'll be OK with these pieces?

-Notes are notes in any language.

-Apparently, she studied

-at the Liszt Academy in Budapest.

-We'll see how she fares

-with Ie, Glyndwr!

-I told you, didn't I?

-Open your door to everyone

-and they will come.

-You're back.

-I was always here.

-It was you who stopped seeing me.

-That Oksana's a stunner.

-Good evening, Angharad.

-I've brought the madrigal group.

-SHE PANTS

-Welcome to the first

-of our open-house evenings.

-It's nice to see representatives

-from all walks of life.

-Children and young people...

-..doctors, nurses...

-..dentists

-and people from all backgrounds.

-The church is open to you all

-throughout the night.

-The school choir is going to sing

-about our local hero...

-..the son of prophecy,

-Owain Glyndwr.

-# I accept the challenge, friends

-# A challenge

-that burns deep in my soul

-# A star in the ascendance

-# Which we cannot ignore

-# We'll stand together

-# For the good of the nation

-# Wales will rise again

-# From its oppression

-and its disgrace

-# Yes, Glyndwr

-# Yes, Glyndwr

-# We'll hear of him

-throughout the land

-# He's the son of prophecy #

-SHE GRUNTS

-# Love is my little flame,

-I'll share its light

-# This is my little flame

-# I'll share its light,

-its light, its light, its light

-# Love is my little flame,

-I'll share its light

-# Love is my little flame,

-I'll share its light #

-Aargh!

-APPLAUSE

-You can go now.

-Your father needs his bed now.

-Sleep deprivation

-is not good at his age.

-It causes muscle tension.

-It causes muscle tension.

-

-Come on, Oksana.

-Hungarian girls are young,

-they have stamina.

-You may need to give them wine

-if you want them to stay.

-FEMALE CHOIR SINGS

-Ready for the big wedding?

-There's no point giving

-too much thought to these things.

-If you've any doubts...

-..maybe now's the time...

-I'm sure Mabli Matthews

-is the woman for me.

-Thank you.

-Look at those teeth.

-I'll get my veneers done for free.

-Guto!

-Guto?

-It's nothing. Let's go.

-WOMEN SING IN HUNGARIAN

-There you go.

-This was created

-to put people off drinking.

-More?

-Yes, why not?

-Listen, I want

-to discuss something with you.

-Will you come to the back room?

-Do you know how dodgy that sounds?

-Righto, you're the boss.

-SHE GRUNTS

-You can't be serious?

-Just in case.

-Octogenarian hypochondriacs do this.

-I want it all organized.

-All paid for.

-They won't have to worry

-about making decisions...

-..because I'll have made them all.

-It's my funeral.

-It's one o'clock in the morning.

-If I don't do it now, I'll never

-do it. Treat me like any customer.

-Alright, vicar.

-Let's get this out of the way.

-Pass me the paper.

-I'll make a proper copy tomorrow.

-I want to sort out the music first.

-I don't want any depressing hymns

-in the minor key.

-Something like Blaenwern...

-..or Ellers.

-What about Theodora?

-No, not Theodora.

-They'll be all day singing that.

-What about I Bob Un?

-Right.

-I'll put them all on the list.

-Coffin?

-I don't know. A normal one.

-Chipboard? Veneer? Oak?

-You choose.

-Cardboard? Wicker? Felt?

-Felt?

-Felt?

-

-Bamboo? Wool?

-Now then, what about a flat-pack?

-You're not taking me seriously.

-You're not taking me seriously.

-

-I don't want to take you seriously.

-He doesn't want to lose you,

-does he?

-If it doesn't happen,

-then it doesn't matter.

-You've been dreaming about

-being alone with him, Myfanwy.

-And now you're making him

-imagine you in a box?

-You don't think

-you'll get through it, do you?

-You don't think God's telling you

-you're going to die, do you?

-Temptation is an odd thing, Myfanwy.

-I never yielded to it.

-Having said that,

-when you're on your deathbed...

-..what you remember...

-..are all the things

-you could have done.

-Aaaarrgh!

-BABY CRIES

-We found her in the doorway.

-Two pushes and it's out.

-Sophie.

-Tell me who he is.

-Tell me who he is.

-

-If you help me. I want to scare him.

-If you die, at least you'll know

-that the person you love...

-..is beside you.

-Together, we could do it.

-Together, we could do it.

-

-Let me out.

-My friend, Sophie Jones.

-My friend, Sophie Jones.

-

-I can't remember.

-It was about nine months ago.

-You're serving God.

-You're serving God.

-

-God asks too much sometimes!

-There's nothing between us.

-There's nothing between us.

-

-Have you been with her?

-One day,

-you'll look back and be glad.

-Who said anything about cancelling

-the wedding? God forgives.

-Take care if you go down.

-There's no telling

-what's down there.

-S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.

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