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"But such a tide as moving seems asleep, | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
"too full for sound and foam, | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
"when that which drew from out the boundless deep turns again home. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
"Twilight and evening bell, and after that the dark, | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
"and may there be no sadness or farewell when I embark." | 0:00:31 | 0:00:36 | |
"For though from out our bourne of time and place, | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
"the flood may bear me far, | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
"I hope to see my Pilot face to face, | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
"when I have crossed the bar." | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Ashes to ashes, | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
dust to dust. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
We now commit Margaret Crighton to the deep. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
May she rest in peace. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
BELL CHIMES | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Gross. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Yep. OK. No worries. Is, is Davey there yet? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
OK, well, I'll be 15 minutes, just hold tight. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Well, put a jumper on, then. Just hold tight, hang ten, | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
whatever it is you do, Clint. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
-They've found another one? -Yeah. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
-What, that's, like, two in as many weeks? -Three. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
-Where's this one? -Greyrock Point. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
Clint was out surfing and he stumbled on it. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
-Oooh, that's nice. -Is that silk or...? -Satin. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
-It comes in red or silver. -I'd go silver. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
I'm not entirely sure this is appropriate | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
at breakfast time, Mother. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
And this lot do same day delivery. It's a big night for Mick, so. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
-And what's so special about tonight? -Oh, you should come. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
He's redone the menu at the Black Dog. Got some steaks in. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
He's even caught some lobsters himself. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Big night for Mick downstairs, I thought we'd celebrate upstairs. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
Well, I if I'm done in time, I'll come. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
-Gran, look, this is the barcode tattoo I'm getting. -If I approve. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
You scan it on the phone, it pings and displays my name. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
-Does it give you a price as well? -Look, just text it to me | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
and I'll consider it. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
If it's really nice, might get the same myself. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
-And me. -Really?! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
-BOTH: -Keys! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
-Morning, Johnny Utah. -Who? | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Tell me you've seen Point Break. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
I'm not into snooker. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
-Who's washed up this time? -They're pretty far gone. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
-Male or female? -Male, I think. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
-The fish have had a really good go. -Did you find it? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
No, a lady walking her dog. I was catching the swell. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
The dog walker's with the police now. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
-Has he been down asking questions? -Who? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Journo with the long-lens on the bluff. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
-I didn't realise the press were here. -Oh, yeah. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Top story in the Lighthaven Star. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Is that me?! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Finally a cover girl. Right, come on, let's have a look. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
-Uhh... -Are you all right? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
Yeah. Well, no. It's just... | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
-Quite glad I haven't eaten. -Do you want to arrange the undertaker? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Thank you. Which one? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Uh, try Prince's. They're reliable. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
And do me a favour - don't speak to the journo on the way up. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
I don't want our office passing comment. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
I've got a nine AM with the Devonshire Undertakers' Association, | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
so hopefully this'll be the last. But the papers will be all over it. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
You think this is another botched sea-burial? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Lightning doesn't strike thrice. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
-Morning. Morning. -Morning. -Morning, Jim. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
-I'd like to report a missing person. -OK. OK. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
On to item two, uh, which is this... | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
SHE SLAMS DOOR Thanks for waiting. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Punctuality is the politeness of kings. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
For those who don't know her, this is our coroner, Jane Kennedy. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
I know everyone here, Bill. So, this is the problem. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Three in a month. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
We need to talk about reforming the rules on sea-burials. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
I hope that you're not suggesting | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
-those present are lacking in their jobs? -It's possible. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
I'm sorry, but everyone here takes a great deal | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
of professional pride in their work. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Well, these botched sea-burials could easily be undertakers | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
outside of your jurisdiction. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Or strong currents. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Why aren't they being hauled to an emergency general meeting? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
It is a subject I've raised with the Coroner's Society | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
and it's not just here, but we can't ignore the fact it is happening here | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
and something needs to be done about it. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
Look, it's not my job to say how people are disposed of. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
If they want a traditional sea-burial, I'm all for it. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
But what I won't support is a situation where unidentified bodies | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
keep turning up on my patch because of botched sea-burials. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
-I can't have it. -What do you propose? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
The simplest thing would be to insist that all bodies | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
buried at sea are subjected to a DNA test. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
-A voluntary test! -For now. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Well, who's going to pay for that? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
You would pass that onto the customer. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
Undertaking is a highly competitive...undertaking. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
If we raise our rates, | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
our customers may well take their business elsewhere. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
You could all raise your rates. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
That would be price-fixing, which is illegal. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
And, in case you hadn't noticed, we've just come out of a recession. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
I did catch the news, yes. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
Or...why don't pay for it? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
My office barely has enough money to keep the lights on, Bill. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
You of all people should know that. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Voluntary DNA testing isn't going to work. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
You could lobby to make DNA testing law. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
That would require a change in national legislation. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
And, as a councillor, you would be in a perfect position to throw | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
some of your weight that way. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
I don't see why those who are recently bereaved have to | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
submit their lost loved one to an invasion of their privacy. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
It's a tiny sample. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:44 | |
It's the principle. It's an invasion of their human rights. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
I'm not entirely sure dead bodies have human rights. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
I think you'll find if you ask a lawyer... | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
I don't need to ask a lawyer, Bill, I am one. And when I was appearing | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
at the Supreme Court, they most certainly didn't. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Well you're not in London now. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
You won't consider passing this on to your customers? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Then perhaps it's time I conducted a review of which undertakers | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
I use in the future. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
So, who's missing? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
-My boyfriend. -And when was the last time you saw him? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
Like...like, about a week. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
Be good to be precise about that. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Uh, Sunday. It was a week ago on Sunday. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Ten days. That's a long time. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Well, he does that. He leaves home and takes off sailing | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
-when he wants to clear his head, like, you know. -Sailing? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
-Yeah, he went sailing - boat's gone. -What kind of boat is it? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
A National 12. A blue wooden hull. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
It's called Hispaniola. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Does he sail it on his own? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Yeah, I can't stand the water. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
-And how often does he go out? -Once, twice a month. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
-So, he's fairly experienced, you'd say? Thanks. -Very. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
Has he gone off unexpectedly before, is that right? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Yeah, but never for this long. Always calls. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
-How's his health? -Why? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Well, does he suffer from epilepsy, anything like that? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
No, he's fine. Do you think he's drowned? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:24 | |
Well, if he's come off his boat, we'd expect to find the wreckage. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
They can't sail themselves. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
And I haven't had any reports like that from the Coastguard, | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
-but I'll double check. -Has been pretty stormy of late. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
When you say "clear his head", what do you mean by that? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
Oh, he, he gets himself into scrapes. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
-Trouble? -Yeah, gets himself into trouble, like. With you lot. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
What's his name? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Burton. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Kevin Burton. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
Your fella is Kevin Burton? | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
You know him? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
I do. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
Mate, I said "no comment." | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
Jane, here's your list of those gone in the night, | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
and you've missed your ten AM | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
-with the Bereavement Officer. -I'll call her. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
These are from the community, all natural causes apart from that one, | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
which is an RTC, but they weren't a donor. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Here's your post, and don't forget you've got court at half four. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
I've had lots of calls from the press but I've said "no comment." | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
-Good. -That journalist has been hanging about. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
I told him you weren't going to be passing comment, | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
-but he's pretty persistent. And, uh, Davey's here. -Thank you. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
Hey, Clint? Nice pic online. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Cheers. Getting one framed for Mum. She's really proud. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
-Thought you said he wasn't efficient. -He isn't. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Apparently the storms brought a big swell | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
and he wants to clock off by lunch. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
Which isn't going to happen. If this is a social call, can it wait? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Tell me about that body that's washed up. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
How long was it in the water? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Uh, I don't have the PM yet, but bodies rot pretty quickly | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
when they've been exposed. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
This one's particularly grim. Looks like the marshmallow man. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
-Have you got any ID? -It's further gone than the other ones. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
-Getting an ID from it's going to take a miracle. -All right. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
-Could it be this guy? -Honestly, the fish had a right go. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
All his clothes were torn off by bloating. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:12 | |
The only thing on him was his watch. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
Well, this is Kevin Burton. He's a troublemaker. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Rubs people up the wrong way, gets into fights. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
I've picked him up a few times but he's never been charged. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
He's missing. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
He went sailing ten days ago and he hasn't come back. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
My bloat'n'float's a botched sea-burial. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Well, if it's this guy, it's my bloat'n'float. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
-Body's mine, not yours. -It was stormy when he went out. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
If you've arrested him, don't you have his DNA in your system? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
Yeah, we should, but... I can't find it. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
I'm going to chase up the National Database, | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
-but I'm pretty sure this is my man. -My man. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
Maybe your man had a blow out with his girlfriend | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
-and has just gone off for some space. -Or maybe he's lying in the mortuary. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Or maybe you should check out his place of work. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Well, I'm going now. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
-You all right? -Fine. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
Just don't want to talk to that flipping journalist out there. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
-Well, don't. -I can't exactly avoid him, Davey, | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
he's camped outside my office. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Well, get out of your office. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
I'm going to the Hippodrome Casino. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
I don't like to gamble before lunch. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Well, Burton worked security there. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Come on. Prove me wrong. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
All right. Maybe a quick flutter. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Excuse me, love. I'm looking for a Harvey Campbell. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
-Do you know where I can find him? -Out back. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
-That way, yeah? -That way. -Thanks. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Seven. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
Harvey Campbell? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
I'm DS Higgins. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
This is my colleague, Jane Kennedy. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
-We're looking for a Kevin Burton. -Eight. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
We understand he works here. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
Nine. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
-Ten! -Burton. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
-What about him? -Have you seen him? | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
You think he'd come back here? Please. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
When was the last time you did? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
He worked his shift that Saturday, | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
then that's it. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Gone. Vanished. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
Has he ever missed work before? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Too precise for that. Burton have a sportsman mentality. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:44 | |
In the last three years, he never missed a day. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
-So, you'd say you know him well? -Should do. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
I promoted him for long enough. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
He's a good fighter. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
Hands like shovels. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
-Burton's a boxer? -Was. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
Could lift more than me. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
And I'm pretty big. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
Look...it's not a crime till someone reports it, right? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:13 | |
And I haven't. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
So who grassed me up? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
What makes you think it's a crime, Mr Campbell? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
The money. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
We're just investigating a missing person. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
All right, look. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Every weekend, a security van comes | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
and collects the casino's earnings... | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
and, a week ago Saturday, | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
75 grand went missing | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
between the front door and that van. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
And Burton was on security? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Looks and brains. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
So why didn't you report that? | 0:14:58 | 0:14:59 | |
I probably should have done. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
Yeah. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
-Do you want to make a statement? -No, thank you. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
I'll take care of it. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
Well, how about you leave the law and order side of things to me? | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
And how about you just leave and go back to your station? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
You can stay, if you like. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
Good morning, Mr Campbell. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
Yo. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
Look, the police catch a sniff of Burton. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
Yeah? So come down here - fast. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
Right, so, an exemplary employee goes missing from work | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
the same day as he goes missing from home, | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
after going sailing, | 0:15:52 | 0:15:53 | |
and, ten days later, a body washes up, | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
and he's the suspect in a robbery. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
A robbery that's not been officially reported. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
All right, he's the suspect in a suspected robbery, then. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
My gut still says it's a botched sea-burial - not Burton. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Well, mine doesn't. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
Cheers, mate. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:13 | |
Thanks. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:16 | |
-PM's ready. -Great, thanks. Oh, is that journalist still here? | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
Oh, he's not leaving till he gets your comment. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
Not going to happen. Right, let's see the body. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
-If that's everything, I'm going to nip out. -Uh... | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
Maybe you're just clinging on to your view cos you're cheesed off | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
with the Undertakers' Association. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
-Maybe three in a month's a pattern I can't ignore. -All right, well, | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
you follow your gut, I'll follow mine, | 0:16:36 | 0:16:37 | |
-but I'm telling you - I'm right. -And what's at stake? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
How about a steak? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
-Off Mick's new menu? -All right, you're on. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
Clint, I want you to doorstop all the undertakers | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
registered on our books to perform sea-burials. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Get descriptions and historys of all sea-burials in the last two months. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
-Well, can't I just call them? -No. They'll evade. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
-There can only be half a dozen in the whole county. -But that's miles. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
-You can go surfing tomorrow. -The swell will be over tomorrow. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
Well, you're on my time, Clint, not yours. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
Keep me posted on what you find. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Oh, and, Clint? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Beware Greeks bearing gifts. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
Thanks. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:16 | |
Right. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:19 | |
Decomposition consistent with immersion at sea. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Extensive PM predation by sea creatures | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
rendering ID impossible at this stage. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
Excellent. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:29 | |
-How old? -Uh, says, by the pink teeth, 30s or 40s. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:34 | |
Tick. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Time of death? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
Anything up to a fortnight ago. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Tick again. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
Hello. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:44 | |
What's it say on the teeth? | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
Missing cuspid on upper right. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
Right, and who misses their teeth? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
-Uh, sugar addicts. -Sugar Ray Leonards, more like - boxers. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
Tick, tick, tick. And he's a big lad, too. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
Well, once a body's been exposed like this, | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
you can't tell how muscly they were. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Especially when they're this inflated by death gasses. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
-Hold on. -What? -"Cause of death..." | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
-Drowning. -"Cause of death - blunt trauma to basal skull | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
"and upper cervical vertebrae. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
"Traumatic basal subarachnoid haemorrhage, as a consequence." | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
OK, so Burton steals money, | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
gets chased down by the heavies, | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
they whack him on the back of the head with a baseball bat | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
-and chuck him into the sea. -Still don't have DNA. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
Oh, come on. You're clutching at straws. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Right, anything else? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
Just his personal effects - the watch that was on him. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
Pretty fancy for a security guard. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
Well, not if it's a fake. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
Look. They've spelt Rolex wrong. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
-What's that sound? -Hmm? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Sounds like...sizzling. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
And that smell, it's like... | 0:18:46 | 0:18:50 | |
..steak. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:51 | |
Mmm, steak! | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
Do you reckon Mick could knock up a bearnaise sauce? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Those peppercorns, they give me heartburn. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
It's not necessarily murder. Could be a bad gybe. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
You turn a boat the wrong way, the boom rips right across, | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
-could easily clatter you at head-height. -But our bet's not on | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
whether it's a murder or not, it's whether that's Kevin Burton | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
in there, benchpressing his own coffin lid. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
I'm not buying you a steak till we get confirmation on the DNA. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Right, OK, Better go and see his missus, then. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Can I help? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:37 | |
Uh, do you do sea-burials? | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
-Indeed. -I don't suppose I could have a list | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
of all the ones you've done in the last month, could I? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
-Which rag are you from? Which newspaper? -I'm not. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
Well, it's not us, OK? There's no need to blame... | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
-I'm from the coroner's office. -Oh, why didn't you say so, sweetie?! | 0:19:51 | 0:19:55 | |
You don't look much like a coroner to me. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
So, how are they supposed to look?! | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
Somehow, more...wizened and sinewed. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
So, uh, can I have the records, please? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
-Would you like a drink? Cup of tea or a fruity juice? -No, thanks. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
A slice of cake? Freshly baked. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
Gateau - Death by Chocolate. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Just the records for whatever sea-burials you've done | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
-in the last month. -All right, hold the fort. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
You must forgive my tone - we've had hell from the press all day. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:24 | |
Ah. Here they are. There are two. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
The last one we did was this morning. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
Margaret Crighton - lovely lady, but dead. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
-Thanks. -You will take care of them, won't you, sweetie? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
And you give my very warmest to Jane? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
-In fact, why don't you give her the cake? -No, thanks. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
-Really, I insist. -No, seriously. -I insist. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
OK. Thanks for the files. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Any time. Come again. Ooh! | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
All right. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:54 | |
LOUD DANCE MUSIC | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
-Can we come in? -You've found a body, I've seen it on the news. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
We've found a body, but we don't know who it is. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
-It's him. -We don't know that yet. -I'm going half crazy here - | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
-phone's ringing off the hook. -Well, if you like, I can arrange for | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
-a family liaison officer to be with you? -Uh, no. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
No, no, I'd, uh, I'd rather be on my own. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
If it's all right with you, we'd like to do a DNA check. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
-What will you need? -Best thing would be for us to contact his mum. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
She died - 2005. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
Oh, I'm sorry. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
So who would be his next of kin? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
Well, I...I guess that's me. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
You don't share DNA with him, so perhaps we can take something of his? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:42 | |
-Uh, toothbrushes are best. -Ah, he took it with him sailing. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
Well, does he have a cup or a glass that he uses, you know, | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
-maybe by the side of the... -He hasn't. -Could you check? | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
I washed it up. I'm a clean freak. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
Well, if there is anything that you can think of that might help us | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
-identify him, perhaps you could bring it in. -I'll do my best. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
Was he missing any teeth? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
No. No, I don't think so. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
-You're sure? -Yeah. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
-Did he wear a watch? -Yes, he did. It was a Rolex. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
I got it for him. It was a fake. Not that he knew. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
Fake Rolex. Shall we? | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
One last thing. What colour were his eyes? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
I don't know. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
OK. Thanks, Dora. We'll be in touch. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
Maybe there was a struggle on the boat and his tooth was knocked out. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:45 | |
Or his tooth was knocked out during a bad...gybe, | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
or whatever it is you call it. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:49 | |
-What about the colour of his eyes? -What about them? | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
Well, she would know. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Maybe she's colour-blind. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
Women can't be colour-blind, Davey. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
That's a porkie, ain't it? | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
OK. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
But everyone knows the colour of their partner's eyes. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
-Davey, tell me you know the colour of Annette's eyes. -Course! | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
-What colour are they? -I don't know. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
-Never admit that. Ever. -I know what colour your eyes are. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
Never admit that either. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
-Inspector Observant's phone. -Give me that. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
He's driving. It's Jane. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Yes, that one. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
OK. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
Yep. OK, got that. Thanks. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
They've found a boat. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
You seen we've got a shadow? | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
Yeah. That'll be one of Campbell's. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
Right, there's your boat. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
Shall we? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
How did it get here? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
It fell out the sky? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
I mean, the body's 12 miles away - how can the boat be here | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
and the body be over there? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Maybe it sailed on without him? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
-Sir? -Yeah? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:31 | |
All right, thanks. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:33 | |
"Hispaniola." | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
-I'll get Mick to heat up a pan, shall I? -Yeah. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
-Thanks, mate. -Thank you. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
-Oh, come on, Calamity, don't look so glum. -I'm not. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
You've still got a body, and it's a murder - | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
that's far more exciting than someone falling overboard. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
If you'd stolen 75 grand, | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
would you really jump into a boat and sail away? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
-And in a storm? You just wouldn't. -Well, I don't know. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
Maybe he wanted to keep a low profile. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
There's not a lot of CCTV at sea, is there? | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
Just sticks in my throat. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:11 | |
Not as much as that steak's going to. You just don't like losing, | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
-that's all. -Can you take a left up here? I'm going to work from home. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
All right, you don't have to buy me a steak, it's all right. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
We made a deal, it's fine. I'll stick to it. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:21 | |
You can do me a favour, though, and put me out of my misery | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
by getting that DNA match. Must be in by now. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
Can I help you, son? | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
I'm from the Coroner's Office in Lighthaven. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
-I understand you do sea-burials. -I do, yes. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
Have you had any in the last month? | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
Oh. Would you, um... | 0:25:54 | 0:25:55 | |
Just one minute. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Hello? | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
Eh? | 0:26:07 | 0:26:08 | |
Canine. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:12 | |
It's gone. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Yes, I'm certain. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
Okey dokey. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:21 | |
Right. Where were we? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
Dog person? | 0:26:27 | 0:26:28 | |
You know. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:31 | |
Oh, yes. Dog's gone missing. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
Sorry about that. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:36 | |
We do do sea-burials, yes. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
Oh, good. Can I see the files? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:40 | |
You can. In fact, we've had a couple over the past month. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
-Couple of ladies. I'll just... -Ladies? | 0:26:44 | 0:26:48 | |
-Yes. Why? -Ah, doesn't matter. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
-No, it's no trouble. -No, it's cool. Thanks, though. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
Hey, I hope your dog comes back. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
I love dogs. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:57 | |
So! | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
You're an Plymouth Argyle supporter, eh? | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
Yeah. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:16 | |
I'm a Pilgrim, too, for my sins. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
You a season ticket holder? | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
No, I just sort of go when I can. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
Well, if you're looking for freebies, | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
I've got a pal who's got a box. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:26 | |
I'm sure he'd let you have it for free if he's not using it. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
-You serious? -Of course! | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
Here. Let me give you my number. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
Be sure and give my best to Jane. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
Make sure she sends some business in my direction. | 0:27:56 | 0:28:00 | |
So, I know when you died... | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
and I know how you died... | 0:28:14 | 0:28:17 | |
but if you could tell me where you died, or, better still, who you are, | 0:28:17 | 0:28:20 | |
that would be a big help. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
OK, let's say it is you. You stole some money | 0:28:27 | 0:28:30 | |
and thought you'd sail away, | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
but someone caught up with you and tossed you overboard. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
I mean, really? Look at the size of you. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:41 | |
And you'd risk everything for 75 grand? | 0:28:41 | 0:28:44 | |
And there's your girlfriend, who doesn't seem to know | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
if you're missing any teeth, | 0:28:49 | 0:28:50 | |
can't remember the colour of your eyes and buys you fake gifts? | 0:28:50 | 0:28:54 | |
Doesn't fit, does it? | 0:28:54 | 0:28:55 | |
None of it...fits. | 0:28:58 | 0:28:59 | |
HOLD MUSIC ON PHONE | 0:29:05 | 0:29:08 | |
Hello, National DNA Database. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:10 | |
Hello! | 0:29:12 | 0:29:13 | |
Hello, there. It's DS Higgins from Lighthaven Police. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:16 | |
I'm having trouble with a file. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:19 | |
Yeah, a Kevin Burton. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:21 | |
I'm pretty sure we've done a DNA test on him in the past, | 0:29:21 | 0:29:23 | |
but it's not showing. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:25 | |
Yeah, uh, he was arrested, | 0:29:26 | 0:29:29 | |
but not charged back in June 2012. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:31 | |
Now, I don't know if that's a glitch or... | 0:29:31 | 0:29:34 | |
Deleted? | 0:29:36 | 0:29:37 | |
And you caught it yourself? | 0:29:40 | 0:29:42 | |
People don't catch lobsters. They catch themselves in the traps. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
How're you going to kill it? | 0:29:46 | 0:29:48 | |
I'm not sure yet. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:49 | |
Mum, close your eyes a sec. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:54 | |
Have you got a present for me? I love surprises. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:57 | |
Mick, what colour are Mum's eyes? | 0:29:57 | 0:29:59 | |
Ah, I don't spend a lot of time looking at her eyes. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
But blue. Blue as a summer sky. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:08 | |
I got such a treat for you later. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:11 | |
If you don't know the colour of your lover's eyes you've got no | 0:30:13 | 0:30:16 | |
-business knowing her otherwise. -PHONE RINGS | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
You know, in the biblical sense. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
Excuse me. Davey. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
OK, I'll meet you there. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:28 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
Can I speak to the undertaker, please? | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
You're looking at her. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:56 | |
I'm from the Coroner's Office and... | 0:30:56 | 0:30:58 | |
And you've come about those botched sea-burials. | 0:30:58 | 0:31:02 | |
Well, we haven't done any. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:04 | |
We don't have the custom. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:06 | |
You mean you don't do them? | 0:31:06 | 0:31:07 | |
No, I mean we don't have that kind of customer. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:10 | |
The rich kind. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:12 | |
OK. Thanks for your time. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
I won't pay to be in your pocket. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:25 | |
Why would you pay to be in my pocket? | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
We get our business two ways. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:31 | |
The first's when you call us. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
Let's say a person dies in a road accident. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:36 | |
Police are called and they contact your boss who then calls | 0:31:36 | 0:31:39 | |
an undertaker to remove the body. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:41 | |
I know how the job works. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:43 | |
That's the most valuable call in this business | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
because when that person's loved one organises the funeral, | 0:31:46 | 0:31:49 | |
they'll need an undertaker to prepare things. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:52 | |
And your everyday Joe Public doesn't know a great | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
number of undertakers so they tend not to shop around. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
So they use the undertaker the coroner calls. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
Pays to be in her pocket. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:03 | |
Yeah, well, Jane's honest. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:04 | |
Not suggesting she isn't. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:07 | |
But she could cast the net wider. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:09 | |
There're a lot of undertakers in this area, | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
but she's only got a handful on speed-dial. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
That breeds complacency. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:16 | |
Maybe that's why these bodies keep floating up. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:21 | |
Let me see what I can do. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
I don't want preferential treatment. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:26 | |
I just want it to be a fair distribution of work. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
Well, to be honest with you, you're the only person I've met | 0:32:28 | 0:32:30 | |
today who hasn't tried to scratch my back. | 0:32:30 | 0:32:32 | |
See what I mean? | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
What's your number? | 0:32:34 | 0:32:35 | |
Don't get yourself mixed up in gambling. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:41 | |
I lost my first husband to the horses. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
Hey. | 0:32:55 | 0:32:57 | |
Ooh, you shouldn't have. | 0:32:57 | 0:32:58 | |
Hey. I didn't. | 0:32:58 | 0:32:59 | |
Right, OK, so they keep DNA for three years. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:03 | |
What?! I thought they kept it forever. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
Used to, now it's three years. After that, if you want it cleaned, | 0:33:05 | 0:33:07 | |
you just fill out a form and we have to ditch it. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:09 | |
-Yeah, but Kevin Burton was arrested. -Yeah, but he wasn't charged. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
That was back in 2012, three years ago, right? | 0:33:12 | 0:33:14 | |
And when did they ask to have his record cleaned? | 0:33:14 | 0:33:17 | |
The first of last month. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:18 | |
So, I checked his dental records, nothing there either. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
Well, if he wanted to vanish, he's doing a good job. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
Yeah, still doesn't explain the Rolex. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:25 | |
I mean, if that body isn't Burton, how come it's wearing Dora's fake? | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
You see, I don't think it is Burton's watch. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
Look, give us your wrist. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:31 | |
How can a heavyweight boxer have thinner wrists than you? | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
Hands like shovels, he said. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
Come on, I'm pretty tough, I can lift some weights. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:41 | |
Davey, the only thing you ever lift is a pint glass. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:44 | |
Dora's not giving us the full picture. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:46 | |
Well, she's clearly not going to give us any DNA voluntarily, is she, | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
-so, maybe I can get a warrant, try and trap her that way. -TEXT ALERT | 0:33:49 | 0:33:52 | |
Have you ever caught a lobster? | 0:33:56 | 0:33:58 | |
Eh? | 0:33:58 | 0:33:59 | |
You don't catch a lobster. You let it catch itself. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:02 | |
In a trap. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:04 | |
Hey! You'll get fat! | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
Hi, Dora. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:23 | |
I'm afraid we still haven't managed to identify the body. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:25 | |
Oh, what more do you need? | 0:34:25 | 0:34:27 | |
Well, are there any identifying features that you can think of? | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
Yeah. Yeah, his tooth. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:34 | |
I can't think why I didn't think of this before. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
He's got a false tooth there. I think it's called a ca...nine? | 0:34:36 | 0:34:41 | |
It got knocked out in a boxing match. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:43 | |
Well, it's up to me to confirm that | 0:34:43 | 0:34:44 | |
the body we've discovered is Kevin Burtons. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
To be certain I need you to tell me whether he had any tattoos. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
Tattoos? | 0:34:49 | 0:34:51 | |
Perhaps like this one? | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
A tattoo of a barcode on his right hip? | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
Yeah, I, I think he did. Yeah. | 0:34:57 | 0:34:59 | |
Do you have any photos of that tattoo? | 0:34:59 | 0:35:02 | |
No, I don't think so. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
Oh, that's a shame, because if you did | 0:35:04 | 0:35:07 | |
I'd be able to sign the death certificate. | 0:35:07 | 0:35:09 | |
Well, I'll see what I can do. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:12 | |
Be in touch as soon as you can. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:35:19 | 0:35:21 | |
Come on, Dora. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:23 | |
You do realise that if she drops herself in it, | 0:35:23 | 0:35:25 | |
we're still left with an unidentified body? | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
I do, but there's a big upside for me. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:30 | |
What's that? | 0:35:30 | 0:35:31 | |
Free steak. DOOR OPENS | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
Four sea-burials from two undertakers, | 0:35:33 | 0:35:36 | |
but none match your man. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:38 | |
Which ones were they? | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
These two were done by Gravelle's in Brixham | 0:35:40 | 0:35:42 | |
and Prince's in Torquay did two, but they were both females, so. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:46 | |
Nothing out of the ordinary? | 0:35:46 | 0:35:47 | |
Not to do with the burials. Sorry. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:49 | |
Prince likes a flutter but that's no crime. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
-Likes a what? -Flutter. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:53 | |
He gave me his number on the back of a casino chit. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
Which casino? | 0:35:55 | 0:35:56 | |
The Hippodrome. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:01 | |
COMPUTER CHIMES | 0:36:01 | 0:36:03 | |
When it rains... | 0:36:03 | 0:36:04 | |
She's e-mailed? | 0:36:04 | 0:36:06 | |
What a lovely picture of Kevin Burton and a barcode tattoo. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:10 | |
Has she done that with a biro? | 0:36:10 | 0:36:12 | |
She puts the artist into escape artist. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
Have you identified the dead body? | 0:36:14 | 0:36:16 | |
We've identified A body. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:17 | |
Yeah, but it's not dead. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
Tell me about your relationship with Kevin Burton. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:23 | |
I don't have one. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
Have you ever been to the Hippodrome Casino? | 0:36:27 | 0:36:30 | |
No. I don't think so. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
Would you like to have a look at the video, please? | 0:36:35 | 0:36:37 | |
Is this you, | 0:36:41 | 0:36:42 | |
on the night of July the 12th 2012, at the Hippodrome Casino? | 0:36:42 | 0:36:47 | |
I don't remember. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
Is this you on that same night having one too many? | 0:36:50 | 0:36:54 | |
And is this you being thrown out of the Hippodrome Casino | 0:36:58 | 0:37:00 | |
by Kevin Burton on the same night? | 0:37:00 | 0:37:02 | |
Now, the Coroner tells me that you've always done exemplary work. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:12 | |
Look, I didn't... | 0:37:16 | 0:37:17 | |
I didn't mean for any of this to happen. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
What happened? | 0:37:24 | 0:37:25 | |
Well, my... my wife, she died and I went... | 0:37:27 | 0:37:34 | |
..off the rails. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:37 | |
Gambling made me feel good, but before I knew it | 0:37:38 | 0:37:41 | |
I was in so much debt. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:44 | |
It was his idea. Burton. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
He knew what I did for a living. He used to call me The Man In Black. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:53 | |
So, what part did you play in the robbery? | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
Nothing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. | 0:37:57 | 0:38:00 | |
No. I didn't steal, | 0:38:00 | 0:38:01 | |
I didn't steal anything. I just...helped him...disappear. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:08 | |
By botching sea-burials. | 0:38:09 | 0:38:10 | |
I only did one. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
You see, I saw on the news about those two bodies that had | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
floated up and I thought, well, why not another one? | 0:38:16 | 0:38:21 | |
You see, he said to me that | 0:38:21 | 0:38:24 | |
if I'd make it look like he'd died then he'd pay off all my debts. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:28 | |
So I put some stuff on a corpse that came my way and I went | 0:38:28 | 0:38:33 | |
and dropped it off the headland. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:36 | |
You see, I knew that when that body washed up it'd be next to | 0:38:37 | 0:38:41 | |
impossible for you to identify that it wasn't him. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:44 | |
-And without DNA... -HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS | 0:38:44 | 0:38:46 | |
PRINCE CHUCKLES | 0:38:46 | 0:38:48 | |
So who's body was it? | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
Theodore Rosenstein. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:55 | |
He was a terrible alcoholic. | 0:38:56 | 0:38:58 | |
Homeless. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:00 | |
He broke his neck falling off a bench. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:06 | |
And what about the other bodies? | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
Not mine. | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
No, no, someone else is out there doing sea-burials on the cheap, | 0:39:12 | 0:39:17 | |
but your Coroner, she's on to that. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
-WHISPERS: -I wouldn't mess with her if I was you. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
Tell me about it. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:26 | |
SIREN IN DISTANCE | 0:39:34 | 0:39:36 | |
Hey, wait! | 0:40:04 | 0:40:05 | |
It's DS Higgins. All units. In pursuit of Kevin Burton. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:08 | |
He's running! | 0:40:08 | 0:40:09 | |
TYRES SQUEAL | 0:40:29 | 0:40:30 | |
Come here! Where's my money?! | 0:40:34 | 0:40:36 | |
Where's my £75,000? | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
-Where's my money? -Hey! Don't even think about it. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:42 | |
Don't even think about it. Hand him over. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:46 | |
Hand him over! | 0:40:46 | 0:40:47 | |
You're pretty fast for a dead man. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:53 | |
And lucky. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:54 | |
Hands behind your back. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:57 | |
-Here she comes. -OK. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:00 | |
Good news or bad news? | 0:41:05 | 0:41:07 | |
You what? | 0:41:07 | 0:41:08 | |
Good news is, your boyfriend's still alive. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:10 | |
The bad news is, you're about to be arrested | 0:41:10 | 0:41:12 | |
for perverting the course of justice. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
I do have one question, though. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
Did you move the boat to the rocks before or after you | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
reported him missing? | 0:41:19 | 0:41:21 | |
Oh, come on, you deal with dead things all the time. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
Must be second nature by now. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:28 | |
I don't kill stuff, Mick, it's dead when it arrives. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
Mick? Before it gets too busy, Mick! | 0:41:31 | 0:41:35 | |
Davey! | 0:41:35 | 0:41:37 | |
Yeah? | 0:41:37 | 0:41:38 | |
Davey, here. You'll kill Jeff for me, won't you? | 0:41:38 | 0:41:41 | |
Why, what's he done? | 0:41:41 | 0:41:43 | |
Jeff's Mick's lobster. Someone's ordered him and Mick's too chicken. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:46 | |
It's just, we've become quite attached. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:49 | |
You shouldn't've given it a name. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:50 | |
I'm telling you, as soon as you give something a name. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:53 | |
Just cut its head off. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:54 | |
That's cruel. Drop it in boiling water. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:57 | |
Here, look, Davey, if you take care of Jeff | 0:41:58 | 0:42:01 | |
your steaks are on the house. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:03 | |
Michael Sturrock. What I've got under here is pretty hot. | 0:42:03 | 0:42:07 | |
If you don't come upstairs right now and take it off me, | 0:42:07 | 0:42:09 | |
you're getting Jeffed too. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:11 | |
Mind the bar for me. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:14 | |
I'm underage. | 0:42:14 | 0:42:15 | |
I'll only be a minute. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:16 | |
Right, come on then, Jeff. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:22 | |
Close all your eyes. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
I can't. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:31 | |
-Mum, do the bar. -Why, where are you going? | 0:42:33 | 0:42:35 | |
I'm breaking Jeff out of this prison. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:37 | |
He's going back into the sea. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:39 | |
Did you get anything out of Burton? | 0:42:42 | 0:42:43 | |
Yep. Full confession. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:45 | |
How did you get him to talk? | 0:42:45 | 0:42:46 | |
Oh, I just told him his girlfriend | 0:42:46 | 0:42:48 | |
couldn't remember what colour his eyes are. | 0:42:48 | 0:42:50 | |
So I'm pretty sure that's not going to last. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
And green, by the way, Annette's eyes, they're green, | 0:42:52 | 0:42:56 | |
-I just, you know, temporarily forgot. -Course you did. | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
Yeah, and why would you forget something like that? | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
-So, er, I'll have a pint, please. On the house? -Oh. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:05 | |
Bye, Jeff. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:29 | |
All rise for Her Majesty's Coroner. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:49 |