Animated series. Danger Mouse's uncontrollable laughter annoys a race of clown aliens so much that they invade the earth!
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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there
-# He's the ace
-# He's amazing
# He's the strongest he's the quickest
# He's the best
# Danger Mouse Danger Mouse
# Danger Mouse! #
Since the dawn of time, mankind has
sought the answer to one question above all others. Are we a lemon?
A lemon? Alone, are we alone.
They really should turn off predictive text
when they write these scripts. A-hem.
Today, from the depths of outer space, comes the answer.
-Just think, Penfold, we're going to meet our first-ever aliens.
Well, apart from Quark, he's an alien. Oh, and the Wapos.
And the alien fly people. And...
Yes, but apart from them, a special, special day.
Ah, DM. First contact with alien life, eh?
Fourth. At least.
Hail, earthlings. We are the Bozorians.
Now, on behalf...
A-hem. And on behalf of all earthlings, may I...
-Is he laughing at us?
No, no, he was saying, "Ha-ha, hello. Welcome to Earth."
Good, because on our planet,
laughter is considered extremely rude.
-Chief, what are you doing?
But ever since I was little, I've found clowns hilarious.
Ah, Crumples the clown. I wonder what happened to him?
But these aren't clowns. They just look like clowns.
Perhaps our advanced technology can help your earthling friend.
He is laughing at us! That does it. We're leaving! Pancake, the keys.
Well, that's done it, Chief.
Never mind, we all...we all had a good laugh. And no harm done.
Citizens of Earth, as you have seen fit to ridicule us,
we have no choice but to declare war on your planet.
Well, that's not very funny.
-Oh, crumbs. Flying saucers!
-Nope, they're custard pies.
And we're back. Brilliant!
-Should I go for the Danger Jet?
-Don't bother, Penfold.
A massive spoon ought to do it.
A disaster, DM.
The Bozorians are a proud and noble people, and your unprofessional
sniggering has provoked them into a full-scale invasion!
It's not my fault they look like clowns.
Professor? Why are you in here?
Uh, just doing a bit of cleaning.
All right, it's the clowns, I can't stand them!
But everyone loves a clown! Look at these.
She really doesn't like clowns.
Sorry, Colonel. From now on,
I'll take the Bozorian invasion situation 100% seriously.
Look out! Bozorian troop carriers.
Oh, yes. Squirt me with water. Oh, brilliant.
These clowns are no joke, chief.
Nope, they're not.
That's marvellous timing, though.
Calamity! It's an Earth versus clown intergalactic war!
And while the world seems ready to crack,
all our hero can do is crack up!
But after a ten second war montage, cool heads prevail.
Peace talks agree that once Danger Mouse
has signed a formal apology, both sides
will make an intergalactic no laughing pact.
I shall relay your sincere apology to the Bozorian hive-mind.
HE LAUGHS LOUDLY
You've made fun of us for the last time, earthlings.
Well, that that a lot better than I expected.
Choose your fate, earthlings.
Rabbit, horse or poodle?
The fiends! The Earth won't stand being balloon modelled into
anything more complicated than a giraffe.
-It'll tear apart.
I need to think about something so sad, it stops me laughing.
How about the tale of someone you love,
being betrayed and exiled from their home forever?
Behold, the agency's most secret-est secret.
-I was once ruler of the Bozorians.
But my best friend Pom-Pom betrayed me, dyed me black and white,
and stole the solid gold nose.
No-one exiles my favourite clown and gets away with it.
It's time I got serious.
Hurry, DM. The fiends have modelled the Earth into a poodle.
It can't take much more of this.
Let's quit clowning around.
Ha-ha! Too late, laugh-y, laugh-y earth dweller.
Soon, your planet...
Oh, don't you start, Penfold.
Is this the final punchline for mankind?
Will Danger Mouse have the last laugh?
Will any of us ever laugh again?
Cos personally, I think it it's been going downhill
ever since the lemon gag.
The only way to stop them is to defeat their champion,
Simon the Big, in single combat.
SMALL HORN SOUND
No-one makes a monkey out of my planet.
I challenge Simon the Big to single combat.
Agreed! Tiny Phil, go and get him.
Whoa. What are you doing?
Bozorians don't hit each other when they fight. They fight themselves.
Uh, fate of all mankind, etc, chief?
SLOW CIRCUS MUSIC
Who knew making a fool of yourself was so hard?
Remember your sixth birthday.
Whoa. Stop it! What's wrong with you?
What are we, savages?
You earthlings have shown us that perhaps
we do need to work on our sense of humour.
I thank you Danger Mouse, Colonel, Penfold,
and Professor Squawkencluck.
Go away, go away! Don't touch me!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
We're laughing at her real and deeply felt fear.
Join us next time for more of the big questions.
Like, if clowns are aliens, what about jugglers? Or magicians?
And if a clown falls over in a forest and nobody laughs,
does he still get paid?
Whatever the question, you can be sure the answer is...Danger Mouse!
# He's the greatest,
# He's fantastic
# Wherever there is danger
# He'll be there
# Danger Mouse Danger Mouse
# Danger Mouse! #