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CHIEF! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
AHHH! | 0:00:07 | 0:00:08 | |
# He's the greatest He's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger he'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
-# He's the ace -The ace | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
-# He's amazing -Amazing | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
-# Danger Mouse! # -AHHH! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
BANG | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
With the whole world at peace, this week's episode of Danger Mouse | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
has been replaced by a documentary about cows. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
MOOING | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
ATTENBOROUGH IMITATION: These amazing creatures | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
roam the countryside eating grass, eating more grass, eat... | 0:00:48 | 0:00:53 | |
My goodness, they're boring. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Now, that's more like it. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Flying cows, | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
vanishing milkmen, | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
babies' milk bottles and those annoying cartons | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
that are impossible to open! It's a disaster! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
Someone is stealing all the milk in the world. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Except soya milk because that tastes like... | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
BAA Well, exactly. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
That's a shame, I thought we were having the week off. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
There's never any time off when the Baron's involved, | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
he won't get away this time. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
I don't know why we bother catching him. He'll only escape again. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
This time'll be different. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
I borrowed Professor Squawkencluck's indestructible handcuffs. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
You mean the highly experimental prototype handcuffs | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
she said you absolutely mustn't borrow? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Erm... Maybe. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
And that if you did, she'd post this picture of you on the internet? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
I won't tell if you won't, Penfold. Now, excuse me while I yodel. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
-# Yo-Yodel-Ay-Yodel-Ay-Ee-Ooo... # -YODELLING ECHOES | 0:01:51 | 0:01:56 | |
AHH! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Gah! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Ah, that's better. I can see the... | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
mountains! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
-THUMP -Uh! -Oh... | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
-Huh? -Uh-oh. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
You're under arrest, Greenback. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
NERO SCREAMS | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
Ah! | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
Your milk stealing days are over, Baron. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Milk stealing? That wasn't me. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
That was that megalomaniac Monsieur Camembert. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
PENFOLD AND DANGER MOUSE LAUGH | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Oh, come on! A cheesy villain? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
As if we'd stoop THAT low. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Looks like we're facing Cheesemageddon, DM! | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Well, I...suppose there's a first time for everything. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Feast your eyes on this! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
HEAVY FRENCH ACCENT: Hallo-umi, everybody in the world! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Halloumi, get it? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
It's hello, but like the... Aw, forget it. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
My name is Monsieur Henri le Camembert. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
That's right, my little cheeselets. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
I'm riding a cow I stole from you. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
COW MOOS PITIFULLY | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
But "Why has he done this?" you ask yourselves. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Do it - ask yourselves! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
-WORLD POPULATION: -Why has he done this? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
OK, I'll tell you. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
I have stolen all your moo cows | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
to power my glorious dairy death ray, | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
that will turn your world into a ball of stinking cheesy beauty. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:28 | |
Om-nom-nom-nom! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
Penfold, to the Danger Car... | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
How dare you arrest a poor, innocent toad? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
Si! Now release him so we can go and build another doomsday device. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:42 | |
Ah! Schtum! Loose lips! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Hmm. Keys...keys, keys, keys... | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Oh. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Ah, Professor! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
Danger Mouse, have you seen my prototype indestructible handcuffs? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
I can't find them anywhere. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
Yes - well, actually... | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
They're made of convenientium. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
A metal so rare there wasn't enough left over to make a key. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
If anyone were stupid enough to put them on, they'd be stuck forever. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
-Anyway, what did you want? -Erm...Nothing. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Love what you've done with the office...? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Hmm. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Convenientium? We'll have these off in a jiffy. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Activate Eye Patch Laser. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
BOOM | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
Eep. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
THUD | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
We need to hit it with something hard. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
CLANG | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Chief, we don't have time for this! We need to stop Camembert. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
Quite right, Penfold. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
Baron, you're going to have to help us here. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
Help you? Never. Come, Stiletto. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Sorry, Baron, the world needs saving and you're coming with me. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
I'm not allowed to save the world, I'm a villain! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
This is no time for barn-dancing, DM. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
Monsieur Camembert's causing a cheesy stink. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
CAMEMBERT CACKLES | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Oui, oui! Adieu! | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Who do? You do! Fondue! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
That's it. If we can get that Cheese Ray, | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
we can turn these cuffs into Cheddar and eat our way out. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
But HOW do we get it, Chief? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
We make him bring it to us. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
He thinks he's got all the milk in the world. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
Well, I happen to know he hasn't. Enjoying your tea, Colonel? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
HE SLURPS LOUDLY | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Yes, thank you. Why do you ask? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
Colonel, you never drink tea without milk. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
And I know just where your secret supply is. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Observe. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
Oh, sorry. Wrong lever. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
MELLOW MUSIC PLAYS | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
TRIUMPHANT CHORUS MUSIC | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
Perfect! Now, all we need is a pair of disguises and a news reporter. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
FRENCH MUSIC | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
We interrupt this scene | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
for a newsflash. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
There's been a fresh milk strike in California. Chief. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
-HEAVY AMERICAN ACCENT: -I was just a-digging in the dirt | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
when up comes this white fountain. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
I'd struck pure milk. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
-Isn't that right, Sugarplum? -Sugarplum? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
I am the greatest criminal... | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Sugarplum in the world. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
We done started a milk rush! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
More milk? A-ha-ha! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
Brie-illiant! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
It's a joke. Oh, forget it! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
I've never been more humiliated! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
Really? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
Say cheese! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Can't you keep your minion in order? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
He was fine until he started hanging out with your sidekick. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Hey, the camembert! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
-Your backside's too big, Baron. -Not as big as your ego, Danger Mouse! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
Ahh! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Oh, good grief. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
Now I have enough milk for my greatest cheesy triumph! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:14 | |
Greenback, to the Danger Car! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Fine, but I'm driving! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
CRASH | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
FURIOUS CLUCKING | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
-Oh! -THEY LAUGH | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Use the brakes! Use the mirror! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
Will you let me drive?! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Cor, what a cheesy pong! It's worse than Danger Mouse's socks. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:59 | |
Si. Worse than Barone's aftershave! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
CAMEMBERT CACKLES | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Look on the bright side, | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
he can't do much damage with that little Cheese Ray. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
A few tourist spots get a bit smelly but that's about... | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
THEY GASP | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
He's going to turn the whole planet into cheese! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
-This is all... -BOTH: ..your fault! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
I can't work with this pig-headed toad! | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Oh! Und I can work with this pig-headed mouse! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Hey! You have to work with each other. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
If you two don't, you'll be stuck like that forever. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
OK, fine. I'll work with my archenemy to save the world. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
Und I, Baron von Greenback, will help save the world | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
to get out of these handcuffs. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
I still get to do the mwu-ha-ha-has by the way, that's a rule. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
OK - partner. Here's the plan... | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
CAMEMBERT SNIGGERS | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
ALARM SOUNDS | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
KANGAROO SCREAMS | 0:09:22 | 0:09:23 | |
ZAP | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
And now, my little Danger Mouse, | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
prepare to be properly cheesed off. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
Where is le Mouse Dangereux? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
CRASH | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
DRILLING | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Oh! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
-Fooled you, Camembert. -You two! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Now, Baron! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
-CRASH -Ow! -Accident! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
BARON GREENBACK SCREAMS | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
ZAP | 0:10:12 | 0:10:13 | |
Ha! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:18 | |
CHOMP | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
We did it, together! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Meh. Whatever. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
And so, our heroes have saved the world - | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
as well as the planet's entire population of cows. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
And we're all safe. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
At least until the next episode of...Danger Mouse. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Madam, if you could please keep your udders of the radar. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
DISGRUNTLED MOO | 0:10:50 | 0:10:51 | |
# He's the greatest | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
# He's fantastic | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
# Wherever there is danger he'll be there | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
BOOM | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 |
