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Danger Is Forever

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Daaaaan-geer!

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# He's the greatest

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# He's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

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# He's the ace

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-# He's amazing

-Amazing!

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# He's the strongest He's the quickest

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# He's the best

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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-# Danger Mouse! #

-Argh!

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BANG!

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The London Eye!

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Where the world's coolest super agent, Danger Mouse,

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is hard at work combating Baron Greenback's...

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-ALL:

-Arrgh!

-..latest evil plot!

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Penfold! I can see our top-secret HQ from up here!

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-Chief! They're getting closer! You'd better do something!

-Right!

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-But first I want another ice cream.

-Well, you can take your pick!

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I reckon every ice cream van in London's here!

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That's because I summoned them with my ice-cream-van-haler.

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ICE CREAM VAN CHIME PLAYS

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I'll take everything they've got, Penfold!

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Hah!

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Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee...

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Ha! What kind of idiot wastes his time with ice cream

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at a time like this?

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SLURP!

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-CHOMP!

-Hey!

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-How's that ice cream looking, Penfold?

-Coming right up, Chief!

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PEEP!

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CRACKLE!

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Jump, Chief! JUMP!

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ZAP!

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-Cor, that was a close one, Chief.

-Nothing to it, really.

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Just need to keep your cool.

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CRACKLE! SMASH!

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Heeeaaaah!

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All I want is to rule the world. Is that too much to ask?

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SMASH!

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BUZZ! BUZZ!

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Stiletto, was that the anti-gravity drive?

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Eh, si, Barone. Sorry.

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Hey, Barone, the big fan.

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It's-a going to do me a mischief. Quick! I'm-a running out of time!

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Wohhhhh!

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-Hmmm. I wonder...

-Barone!

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Quiet! I'm thinking.

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-THUMP

-Ow!

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Hmmmm.

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-You look down in the dumps, Chief.

-I'm a little bored.

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Well, how about flying with your eyes shut,

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-that usually perks you up.

-Thank you, Penfold.

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Oh, I suppose sometimes I just wish the Baron was harder to defeat.

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More of a challenge.

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Danger Mouse. Big emergency.

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Greenback is about to strike again with some sort of dastardly

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thingy, in the manner in which he usually does.

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Stop me if I'm getting too technical.

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I'm sending you the coordinates.

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Let's hope THIS mission's a bit more threatening than the last.

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Oh - whaaaah!

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-Seems awfully quiet, Chief.

-Yes.

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Sadly, looks like the world isn't in danger after all.

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RUMBLE! CRUNCH!

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Argh!

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Argh!

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That's more like it.

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Cor, spring comes earlier every year, doesn't it?

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Those aren't flowers, Penfold, they're wind turbines,

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and they've got Greenback written all over them.

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HUM!

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Whoa, carrots!

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Less of the talky-talky, more of the jumpy-jumpy.

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SLICE!

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Amazing! The car's still in one piece.

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THUMP!

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Oh.

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HUM!

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Bit blowy today, isn't it?

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Hoorap! Oww!

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-BOTH:

-Argh!

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-BOTH:

-Aaa-ee!

-Ah?

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Wo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! That's got them in a spin!

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And so, our herons. No - our zeroes.

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No - that's funny, the script's a bit blurry, suddenly.

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And why does my voice sound like I'm gargling gravel? What's going on?

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SWOOP!

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I can't quite put my finger on it, Penfold, but something's changed.

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-What?

-BOTH:

-Argh!

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THEY LAUGH

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At last, I've got what I always wanted - I'm on top of the world!

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RUMBLE! CRASH!

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It's all mine, all this...dust and weeds and wreckage.

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It's all mine!

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CRASH!

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Come! Let's go and conquer my new...kingdom.

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According to my eye-patch, Earth has aged by a thousand years.

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I thought the future would be all shiny and nice. Not so...

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COUGH, WHEEZE

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..rubbish.

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Look out! Young people!

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, dear, Danger Mouse.

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Isn't it about time you retired from crime fighting?

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Never!

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, how rude! You should respect your elders.

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ROAR!

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-What is that?!

-Some terrible future-world creature.

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Part shark, part hawk, part crocodile.

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-A shawkodile!

-He-he!

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-Oh, well done.

-I see what you've done, there!

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Enough! What does it want?

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CHOMP!

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I think it's looking for something to eat.

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Well! This has been lovely, but I've got to go and rule the world now,

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so bye-bye.

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Urgh, DM. This is getting out of control!

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We have to find a way of reversing what the Baron

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has done to the world. I'll need the Danger Cycle, the Danger Pod...

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And the Danger Hot Water Bottle. I'm really feeling the cold.

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Keep out of this, old lady.

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Sorry, DM, no can do. I'll let the professor explain.

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I'm sorry, young man, but every piece of equipment we have is

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now useless, due to the ravages of time.

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Frankly, I'm amazed this hologram machine has lasted this lo...

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ZAP! ZAP!

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-CRASH!

-Oh, crumble!

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Crumble is right! As the ancient Earth is falling to pieces,

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is there anything our heroes can...

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HE SNORES

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Soon, I will rule the world!

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-All done, boss.

-Really?

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-That didn't take long.

-Everyone's too old!

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They say you can have it, so woohoo! You rule the world!

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CRASH!

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Hooray(!)

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I'm the king of the world.

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If we can get to the Baron's ship,

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-maybe we can reverse time and save the earth?

-Well, we better be quick.

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The narrator said the planet itself is falling to pieces!

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THEY PANT AND WHEEZE

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-Want me to deal with them, Barone?

-Meh. Whatever.

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Doesn't make any difference. We kill them now, we kill them later,

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who cares?

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Penfold, you cause a distraction and I'll make a dash for the flyer. Oh!

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You fainted for a while.

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You know, when I said I wanted the Baron to be harder to beat...

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You should be careful what you wish for.

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-STILETTO:

-See! That's what I just told him.

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What's the point in ruling the world if the world is a pile of junk?

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CRASH!

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Wouldn't you like things to be back the way they were?

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Nice young Earth for you to try to take over. Me trying to stop you.

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-And always winning.

-He-he-he.

-Anything would be better than this.

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So, how about reversing the wind turbines and getting things

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-back to normal.

-CRASH!

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And maybe quickly, because the world's falling to pieces.

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Fine! I'll do it.

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-CAW!

-Arrggh!

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BOTH: Wah!

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Just for a second there, I thought we might be finished early.

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CREAK

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-Argh!

-Run for it, Penfold!

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THUMP

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The turbines are wrecked.

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Even if we had the Baron, I doubt he could make them turn.

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I'm afraid it looks like the earth is finished.

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BOTH: Wah!

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Well, at least we get to watch the Baron get eaten by

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shawkodiles first.

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They can't get enough of him.

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That's it!

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Wah!

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Argh!

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Argh!

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I think you're making them angry, Chief.

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That's nothing. Watch this.

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BOTH: Wah!

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BOTH: Wah!

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HUM!

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It's working, Chief!

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-Looking good, Penfold!

-So are you, Chief!

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All right, Greenback, land immediately! We have you surrounded!

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-Danger Mouse? What the blazes?!

-Long story, Colonel.

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About a thousand years long!

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THEY LAUGH

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Ha-ha-ha, he-he-he...

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I've no idea why we're laughing.

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Wah! Wah!

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This time the Baron wasn't immune to the effects of the rapid

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Earth rewinding.

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-Take them to the maximum security creche.

-Waah! Waah!

-Waah!

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And so the world returns to normal, safe in the knowledge that,

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if things seem bad now, tomorrow they'll be much, much worse.

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Join us next time for another timeless adventure with

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Danger Mouse!

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# Go!

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# He's the greatest

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# He's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger

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# He'll be there

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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BANG!

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