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Ahhh! | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
# He's the greatest He's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger he'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# He's the ace | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
# He's amazing | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest He's the quickest | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
# He's the best | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
London, the ancient past. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
1983...ish. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Despite the antisocial and frankly un-British behaviour of its youth, | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
this proud city still stood...proud and... | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
so forth. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Chief among these whatsnames - Birch Badboy, | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
dedicated to destroying our nation with his dreadful behaviour. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Oi! Climbing this building is illegal, sir. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Tell it to the bullhorn, Grandad. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
-HE BLOWS RASPBERRY -Ha-ha! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-HE BLOWS RASPBERRY -Knickers! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Only one agent stood in the way of his operation, Mega Raspberry. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
Me. Danger K. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Badboy, if you broadcast those rudeness rays nationwide, | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
it'll be anarchy in the UK. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
On the other hand... | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
HE BLOWS RASPBERRY Steady, Badboy, ladies watching. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Activate whatsit? Er... Battle Blazer! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Welcome to the insolent insurrection! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Not today, Badboy. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
Activate Sonic Danger Hammers! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
-Gotcha! -That was close. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
You haven't heard the last of me-e-e! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
-GLASS SMASHES -OK, maybe you have. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
Since then, Badboy's been in the Arkwright Asylum | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
for the criminally challenged. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
After all, Badboy, bad villain. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
The Danger Museum's not exactly popular, is it, Chief? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
It's a secret museum, Penfold. No-one knows where it is. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Ah! My trusty Battle Blazer. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
I'll never forget you, old friend. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
What's that? You missed me, too? Aw. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Secret museum, Penfold! You're not meant to broadcast it on your blog! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
Don't worry, Chief, I've only got one follower. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Hello, Penfold fan, whoever you are. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
-RECORDING OF PENFOLD: -Hello, Penfold fan, whoever you are. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
RECORDING OF COLONEL K: Badboy, bad villain. Badboy, bad villain. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
..bad villain. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
..bad villain | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
..bad villain. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
-Switch that off, Badboy. -HE BLOWS RASPBERRY | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
RECORDING CONTINUES: Badboy, bad villain. Badboy... | 0:02:42 | 0:02:48 | |
PRISON ALARM SOUNDS | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
Ivana the Invisible's Invisi-Jet. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Have you ever seen anything like it, DM? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Hard to say, Colonel. I've no idea what it looks like. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
Tutankha-Moo, the most evil Egyptian, cow-based villain | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
since Cowapatra. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Ooh! A carrot! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
I'm starving! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Careful! That's one of the Snowman's rocket-propelled carrots. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
Powerful enough to destroy a tank, yet delicious with a cheesy dip. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
ALARM SOUNDS | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Crikey! Ooh, that's got a kick. Set the alarms off. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
-Activate iPatch. -Welcome to the Danger Museum's | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
interactive experience. Find out what it's like to be a Danger Agent. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
Hang on! Aren't you our narrator? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:31 | |
Well, Colonel K was doing this week's opening, | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
so I thought I'd do the museum voice-over instead. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Well, get back to narrating! We need to know what happens next. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Danger Mouse and Penfold discover Badboy's megaphone has been stolen. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
-Uh-oh! -Oh, thank you. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
"Bad villain", am I? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Let's see how bad I am when I destroy the country! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
Don't worry, there's no way out. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
Ah-ha! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Erm...apart from the Invisi-Jet, of course. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
WHOOSH! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
No-one steals an Invisi-Jet and Rude Megaphone on my watch. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
It's not designed for three, Colonel. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
I know, but he insisted on coming! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Sorry, Colonel, but Penfold and I are a team. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
-We work together so well we can even finish each other's... -Baths! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Sentences, Penfold. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
My experience could be vital, DM. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
BEEP | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Speaking of which, the Invisi-Jet is fitted with Invisi-Missiles. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
Can we all bring our Danger Chutes next time? Maybe? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
Don't worry, DM. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
I borrowed my Danger Copter from the museum. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
Well, thanks for your help, Colonel. I think we can take it from here. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
Yes, of course. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
I do have quite a bit of Colonel-ing | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
and thumpfering to catch up on. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
-Let's go, Penfold. There isn't a moment to... -Eat! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Lose, Penfold. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Suspicious pie with extra gravy, please, Mike. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
HE BLOWS RASPBERRY | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
Disgraceful! Where's the gravy? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
REGAL MUSIC PLAYS | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
THE QUEEN BLOWS RASPBERRY AND BELCHES | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
Your Majesty, which way did he go? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
-That way, you big-eared... -SHE BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
He's taken the antenna, Penfold. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
He must be planning to broadcast his signal nationwide, but where from? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
Oi, Smelly Pants! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Bog off back to Arkwright with your green-haired... | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
-I think he's gone back to prison. -If we don't stop him, | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
he'll put the world under a cloud of... | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
DANGER MOUSE BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Oh! Just in time, Danger Mouse. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
How disgustingly polite of you. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Well, I'll soon put an end to that. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
No chance, Badboy. I'm a British secret agent. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
We never lose our manners. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:08 | |
-PENFOLD MIMICS DM: -I'm a British secret agent! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
We never lose our manners! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
Oh, go back to Hobbiton, Shorty. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Ooh! Pardon me for breathing, Big Ears. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Now, anybody mind if I destroy the country? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
BOTH: You stay out of this! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Fine by me! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:23 | |
That's your fault, Danger MESS! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Yeah, maybe if I had some help, PenFOOL. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
So, with our heroes arguing amongst themselves, | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
anarchy in the UK ensues. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
-Buzz off, Four Eyes. -Make me... One Eyes. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
Rude alert, DM! I mean red alert! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
We need you to find Badboy. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
Duh! Where do you think we are, you hairy twit? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
Danger Mouse! Penfield! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
Not you, too. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Hang in there, chaps. I'm coming! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
-SARCASTICALLY: -Ooh! Listen to him! -Berty Big Moustache is coming | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
-to save us. Thank goodness. -My hero. -We were nearly in danger! | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
What do you say, old girl? One last mission? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:07:07 | 0:07:12 | |
HE WHEEZES Fits like a glove. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Badboy, time to learn some manners! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Why isn't it working? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
My Battle Blazer is equipped with a rudeness deflection system. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
Knickers! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
See what I mean? Now, it's just you and me, Badboy. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
You sure about that? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Snowman! Tutankha-Moo! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
-Er...Ivana the Invisible? -Long time no see. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
-Activate Sonic Danger Hammers! -Fire Invisi-Rockets! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
-Sorry, chaps. -What an old loser! No-one says "sorry" anymore. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
Listen to me! Deep down under that irresistible urge for vulgarity | 0:07:58 | 0:08:03 | |
is a British agent, and, no matter how dark the hour, | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
no matter how deep the hole, no matter how long to lunch, | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
a British secret agent never forgets his manners. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
Queen, country, Cornish pasties. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
Toad-in-the-hole. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
That's what really matters. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
Penfold, I'm sorry for what I said. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
Although technically you are short, bald and you do wear glasses. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
Apology accepted. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Fire Rocket Carrot. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
You will not find Ivana so easy. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
I am invisible. I could be anywhere. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
You can't see me. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
You can't... Oh. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
You're too late. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
In 30 seconds the satellites will be in place | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
and it will be anarchy in the whole world. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Let's have a countdown to raise the tension. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
NARRATOR: 30 seconds remaining! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
Crikey! The narrator's moonlighting as the megaphone countdown now. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
Good work, Colonel! Now I'll get the megaphone. Badboy's all yours. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
NARRATOR: 25 seconds remaining! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
I'm ready for you and your stupid blazer this time, K. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
Engage Anarchy Anorak! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
NARRATOR: 20 seconds remaining! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
-IVANA: -Ha! Got it! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
But not for long. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
NARRATOR: 15 seconds remaining. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Engage Sonic Danger Hammers. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
Engage Laser Saws! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
SAWS WHIRR | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
They were antiques! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
-NARRATOR: 10 seconds! -No off button? Oh, the fiend! | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
-We're in trouble, Penfold. -So's the Colonel! Look! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
NARRATOR: Five seconds! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
If Badboy doesn't get him, I think he could explode all by himself. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Brilliant, Penfold. Colonel, breathe in as much as you can. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
I'm not sure the old suit's up to it. Oh, I see! Roger that, DM. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:17 | |
Here goes! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:18 | |
NARRATOR: Three seconds remaining! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
You haven't heard the last of me. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
BADBOY GROANS | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
OK! Maybe you have! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Colonel, it was an honour working with you. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
Thanks, DM. If you ever need help again, | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
I'll be ready to say, "Activate Sonic Danger Hammers." | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
Yes. Might leave it switched off. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
# He's the greatest | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
# He's fantastic | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
# Wherever there is danger he'll be there | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:11:02 | 0:11:08 |