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Chief! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# He's the greatest | 0:00:08 | 0:00:09 | |
# He's fantastic | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# He's the ace | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
-# He's amazing -Amazing | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
London, and dawn is breaking. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
It's D-day. D for danger. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
-What's that smell, Penfold? -It's probably the bacon. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
No, Penfold, it's the smell of danger. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Just what I need on my annual Danger agent assessment day. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
Don't worry, chief, this is one test you could never fail. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
True, Penfold, but I might as well pass in style. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Aaaah! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
-ASSESSOR RETCHES -I wanted fried egg, not scrambled. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
We now move to section 3B of the test - | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
the capture of a dangerous villain. Activate eye patch. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Ah, there's a danger alert on Colonel K's old foe, the Snowman. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
Let's check his Spamchops page. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
I've just arrived at Trafalgar Square, | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
where I'm at planning to do some illegal stuff. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
-Hang onto your sausage. -Aaaah! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
DOG WHIMPERS | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Why does this ALWAYS happen? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Um, not that it's happened before. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
-Flawless driving as always, Chief. -Fire rocket carrot! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
Activate salt assaulters. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
I knows salt's bad for you, but this is ridiculous. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Villain caught and it's not even 7am. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
For your report, there's only one C in spectacular. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
-Actually, there are two. -Eat your breakfast, Penfold. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
-One Snowman ready for the freezer. -Ugh. -You may as well pass me now. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
-It's the same all day every day. -Big changes today, Danger Mouse. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
-Huh? -You're meeting the winner of the Danger Mouse fan competition. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
Why should I win? Because I am the greatest DM collector ever! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
Look! Transformation pills from Crumhorn Strikes Back!, | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Season One Gigelacockos germs | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
AND a limited edition Danger car. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Don't touch it! It's never been touched, even by me. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Oh, I love Danger Mouse! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Well, he seems enthusiastic. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
I'm always happy to meet a fan but this isn't the best day. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
I love Danger Mouse! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
What's been your favourite adventure, Mr Danger Mouse, sir? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
-Well... -My favourite is when you beat the Loch Ness Monster, | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
only it was a robot, and there was a hotel that was a boat | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
and it was upside down... | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
-Hear that? He's a big fan. -..it was my favourite. Was that yours? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
OK, look, I'll give you a quick tour. Then we'd better get going. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
A tour? No way! That is SO AWESOME! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
I can't show you much because of strict agency security | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
but a quick look at the super-dangerous weapons cache | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
can't cause any harm. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
I captured these this week alone. Anti-gravity board. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
-CRASHING -Oh. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
I'll get that down later. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
-The Perm-anator 2000. -HE GASPS | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
-And finally... -The shrink-atizer! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
O-M-DM! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
We'll get you another one. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
-Breaking danger news, DM. -Colonel K! Awesome! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
-Pandaminion has struck again! -Whoa! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Please, stop doing that. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Excellent. Another opportunity to demonstrate my skills. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Come on, Penfold. Nice to have met you, Ian. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Sorry, DM, Ian goes with you. It's part of his prize. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
I'm going on a mission! I'm going on a mission! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
I am doing the mission dance. Oh, I am so happy! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:03 | |
-Ooh, what does that do? -Don't touch that. -What does that do? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
Don't touch that. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Don't touch that. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Ooh, you can touch that one. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
-Oh, this is ridiculous. -It's the rules. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
No fast driving with a civilian in the car. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
We'll never catch Pandaminion now. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Our only hope is he eats so much stolen bamboo that he can't move. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
BRAKES SCREECH | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
-Whoa, you caught Pandaminion! -I don't know about caught. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Avoided being crushed by, perhaps. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
I can still demonstrate my skills. Activate bamboo boombox. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
LOUD MUSIC PLAYS | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Second villain down and it's not even lunchtime. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
-Aaaah! -Stop doing that. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
Danger Mouse told me to stop doing that. Awesome! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
Colonel, prepared to be dazzled, wowed and even wowzled. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
There's nobody in it, DM. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
But how? Who? Where? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Escaped villain, DM. That doesn't look good. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Colonel, I can't take Ian. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
He's ruining my test. If this carries on I might even f-f-fai... | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
I can't even bring myself to say it! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Sorry, DM, if the Secret Service stands for anything | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
it's keeping promises made to fans in online contests. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
That and stopping crime. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Ow! Look, I've explained this. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Sometimes I'm NOT a hologram. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
I know, but when am I ever going to get another chance | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
to touch my heroes? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
I have read EVERYTHING about you, Mr Colonel K, sir. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Really? Nothing too bad, I hope. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
No, no, but no-one's ever said what your actual job is. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
Oh, this should be priceless. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
What? I'm in charge of... I'm the senior... | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
Hang on, my job description is here somewhere. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
And now the news. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Chief, look! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
The Baron and Stiletto are trying to steal Buckingham Palace! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Perfect! Come on. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
-It's definitely here somewhere. -Time for a selfie! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Danger Mouse, wait up! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
Stop or I shall shake my fist even harder! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! -Stop it! Aaaah! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
Hang on, Your Majesty. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
Aah! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
There's no escape now, Baron! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Whoa, the Baron and Stiletto! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
They're like my third favourite villains. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
-Huh? -Two escapes in one day, chief. That's not good. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
I don't have time for this. You stay here with Squawkencluck. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
DM, I don't have time for the fact that you don't have time for this. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
One of the weapons is missing. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Professor, I don't have time for the fact that you don't have time | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
-for the fact that I don't have time for this. -Hm. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
-Don't touch my limited editions! -I'll say they're limited editions. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
They're the real thing! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
Chief, he's been shrinking everyone with our shrink-atizer! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
Ah-ha-ha! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
HE GASPS | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Imagine, the actual DM in my DM collection. Mwa-ha-ha! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
Hey, I'm a Danger Mouse villain. Awesome! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Oh, low battery. You've not heard the last of me, Danger Mouse! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:32 | |
I can't believe I got to say that. This is the best day ever! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
I knew I shouldn't have left the keys in it. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Just calls for a little Danger Mouse ingenuity. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
And the chase is on. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
A ten-year-old in the greatest car in the world | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
versus Danger Mouse on a cardboard bike. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
This might actually be close! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Get me out of this plastic! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
I can't. I'm stuck to this old piece of toffee. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
Can't...get...out...of...snotty tissue! Ugh. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:04 | |
Hey! There's something big and smelly on top of me. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
Ow! That's me, you dolt! | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Yes! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:12 | |
Don't write THIS down. Actually, write what you like. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
I don't care if you do fail me. I'm getting my friends back. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
RADIO PLAYS DANGER MOUSE THEME | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
Other way up! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
Breaking news in the world of Danger-tainment, | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
it's the release of a one-off full-size Danger Mouse | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
solid gold action figure. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
HE GASPS | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
Och, I'm heading down to Trafalgar Squarrre today to get one | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
because I love Dangerrr Mouse morrre than anyone else. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
No, no, you don't. I love him the most! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
I need that statue! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
-Yay, Danger Mouse! -Back off, Hippo-potty Face. He's mine! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
CROWD SCREAMS | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
How'd he know my name? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
A solid gold action figure or Danger Mouse himself! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:27 | |
Ha! Did you really think I'd fall for the old | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
paint yourself gold and pretend to be a statute trick? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Like I haven't seen In Gold Blood from Season 12. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
Actually, I counted on you having seen it. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
That's why I hid in the stand. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Hey, come here! I've got to put you in a presentation box. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
-Now! -That's right, little guy. Come here NOW. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
I wasn't talking to you. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
No! No! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
You know I'm a big fan, right? Aaaah! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
Yes! Vanquished by Danger Mouse! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
I suppose you ought to fail me. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
After all, it was you who actually caught the Danger fan, not me. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
-Are you kidding? I'm your biggest fan! -You are? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
I haven't been able to speak all day, I've been so nervous! | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
It's been amazing! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
HE SOBS | 0:10:29 | 0:10:30 | |
This couldn't get any worse! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Oh, I can't believe I'm really here with you guys! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Can I get your autograph? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
What's your favourite time you've been defeated by Danger Mouse? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
There's so many to choose from. Let's go through them all! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Noooooooo! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
# He's the greatest | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
# He's fantastic | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
# Wherever there is danger | 0:10:59 | 0:11:00 | |
# He'll be there | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:11:06 | 0:11:11 |