The Snowman Cometh Danger Mouse

# He's the greatest, He's fantastic

# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

-# He's the ace

-The Ace

-# He's amazing

-Amazing!

# He's the strongest, He's the quickest, he's the best

# Danger Mouse

#Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse! #

Christmas in London. It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Carol singers, Big Mike's holly and ivy pies...

.. Snowmen. But that's no ordinary snowman.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Yes, it wouldn't be a Danger Mouse Christmas Special

without a dastardly seasonal villain.

Ha. Oo-o-oh! I am The Snowman.

Feel the awesome chill of winter's breath.

-Achoo!

-Bless you.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Behold, a new icy dawn of terror!

Aha!

Hooray!

That's right warm skins.

I shall freeze you in the icy blast of...

I'm so sorry everyone, The Snowman was the only villain available.

All the proper ones are busy celebrating

the season of peace and goodwill.

Merry Christmas, Baron, and peace on earth.

What? Never!

I am a real villain. Check this out.

Deploy snow blasters.

Ee-ew.

Erm, that was a warning shot.

Ow! Who threw that?

Can we just get on with this? It is Christmas eve

and we've got a lot to do before tomorrow.

Take your time. I'm still wrapping The Colonel's present.

Silence non-carrot noses.

Soon my blizzard of doom will...

Hey! Give that back!

Thanks for the crutch!

THEY LAUGH

How dare you diss my awesome powers?

Deploy panic button!

THEY LAUGH

Ah, better put him out of his misery.

Danger skates.

AH!

Release me. Or I will destroy you.

Honestly, Snowman, I just don't think you've got what it takes

to be a super villain.

Lies!

One day, the world will feel the power of my wintry terror...

Are these seats heated?

I'm melting!

Oh, that reminds me, we need ice cubes for the Christmas party.

Ill add it to the list.

I will have my revenge

Oh, add dips to the list, this'll never be enough to go around.

And, so, in summary, those are the 53 reasons why I firmly believe

that I should be allowed to open my presents early on Christmas Eve.

No chance. Anticipation is half the fun.

Pass me a biscuit.

Another new hairdryer, brilliant.

They know me so well.

Remember what we agreed chief. No dangerous presents like last year.

As if I'd forget.

-Ah!

-Oh, he likes you.

Don't make prolonged eye contact.

And the year before that.

Aa-aa-aah!

You said you wanted a bike.

And the year before that.

I wonder if you can guess what it is.

Absolutely no dangerous presents this year, Penfold, I promise.

O-oh! Phew!

-BANG

-Ahem.

Hmmm

-ALL:

-Aa-a-ah!

Sorry, it's my new Christmas jumper, hang on.

I'll just turn it off.

Merry Christmas, Colonel.

I wish it was, DM.

Someone has threatened to kidnap Santa Claus

on Christmas Eve!

No-o-oo!

Big deal. Santa's not real. Flying reindeer. Magic sleighs?

Elves? Give me a break.

Santa! That could be anyone.

Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas.

Sorry, I can't be there in person

but it's the busiest night of the year here in the North Pole.

Ho, ho, ho.

I'm going to the lab.

Let me know when the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot arrive.

If you're in danger, Santa, you've come to the right people.

We're a highly skilled professional team

Santa! Santa! Santa! Santa!

Santa! Santa! Santa! Santa!

Wee-eee.

Why do you think someone wants to kidnap you, Mr Claus?

This Christmas will be your last, Santa. I want what is yours.

Ho, ho, ho.

I hardly think this is a laughing matter, Santa.

Sorry, that was a nervous laugh.

I only have one laugh, you know.

Lock you doors and block the chimney, Santa. We're on our way,

You must keep Santa safe until he's delivered all his presents, DM.

And try not to get in the way.

Don't worry, Colonel, you won't even know we're there.

Big Red One is on the move.

Repeat, Big Red One is on the move.

I'm right here, chief

What are you playing at? This isn't a standard issue wrapping uniform.

Honestly, you call yourself an elf.

I'm not an elf. I'm a secret agent.

Yeah, yeah, and I'm the world's shortest giant, move it!

Santa! Presents are wrapped and ready for delivery.

Incoming target secure. Who are you? Who do you work for?

Why are you wearing curly boots?

That's Kiki. She's in charge of gift wrapping.

Ow. Sorry about that but no-one is above suspicion.

Santa, is there anyone who might be angry with you?

Well, just everyone on the naughty list.

Aa-ah! Hoo-hoo-he!

Aa-a-ah!

Phew. Thanks, chief.

Going undercover, eh, Penfold? Good thinking.

Carry on.

Chief!

Cor, the sleigh.

I've always wondered, Santa.

How do you manage to deliver presents to every boy and girl

in the whole world in a single night?

I'll show you.

It's my magic hat that makes Christmas possible.

And it keeps my ears warm, too.

Santa's sleigh departure in T minus ten minutes. Woo-oo!

Crumbs.

Oh, it's the oldest trick in the book.

No reindeer could be this large.

This is an impostor.

THEY GASP

Oh, awkward.

Ow.

Well, Santa. Looks like the threat was a false alarm.

I declare the North Pole clear and safe.

Oh, can I give the reindeer a carrot before they go?

Bit of a heavy one this.

Yes, it is I, The Snowman.

I have reformed and I'm here to take what is yours, Santa.

Just like my evil dolly said.

Ha-ha, evil dolly!

The Snowman? Ha-ha! The doll was scarier.

Fire orange boomerang.

All I want for Christmas is a magically super powered hat.

No-oo!

And launch.

HELP!

He's kidnapping Santa.

OW! That's really not helping.

Ha-ha-ha. It's like I'm an actual, real villain

Ho, ho, ho. Terrified laugh.

Hang on to your hat, Santa.

Oh, I forgot, you don't have one. Bad guy quips.

-Boom.

-Give me my hat back!

BOOM.

URGH!

Whoa, tinsel vision. This hat is the best Christmas present, ever.

All right, Snowman, you've had your fun.

Hand over the reigns.

Sorry Santa, time for you to ho-ho-go.

Hmmm, that one needs work.

Ah-hh-hh!

Deploy Santa catcher.

And The Professor said I'd never use it.

So long, dry bodies.

Don't worry, Penfold, knowing The Snowman,

his plans will melt away any moment now.

But what Danger Mouse has forgotten is that this is a double length

Christmas special so The Snowman is only just getting started.

People of the world, this is the A-list villain, The Snowman.

I'm about to commit the ultimate crime,

I'm temporarily delaying Christmas.

No wait, I'm still getting the hang of this. I'm cancelling Christmas!

THEY SCREAM

Yes, it's true.

Before you can say, "Christmas chaos", The Snowman is rampaging

across the globe like some sort of super-powered Scrooge.

That's what I call a silent night.

Ow! I hate sprouts.

Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Arise my snow brothers, and sisters, arise!

# Soaring through the clouds I'm singing really... # Ah-ahh!

Is Christmas doomed?

Will nobody get their presents?

It's just typical!

I've been SO good this year, too.

I really deserve that Jet Ski.

Come on, Danger Mouse, do something!

I can't do anything without my hat.

Can't fly my sleigh,

can't deliver presents.

Ho, ho, ho. Bitter hopeless laugh, in case you're wondering.

Christmas is ruined.

You're Santa, you can do anything.

No, it's pretty much all the hat.

Professor.

FYI, I know none of this is real but I thought you better open

your Christmas present early, Danger Mouse.

Oh, is it a prototype, nuclear-fusion, heat cannon?

Oh, it's the exact same hairdryer we got you, thanks.

I made a few modifications.

It's now a prototype, nuclear-fusion, heat cannon

Danger Mouse!

It works. But still The Snowman's surrounded by snowmen bodyguards.

I'd need an army to get even close,

where am I going to find that?

Ahem...

Good idea, Penfold.

Elves, do any of you know where we can find a formidable army?

Ow.

# 'Tis the season to be evil Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-boom! #

Uh oh, how will Santa deliver all the little kiddies' pressies now?

He won't! Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I'm afraid your time in the big league is over, Snowman.

I'm here to take back Christmas.

Snow you aren't... get it? Because I'm snow... Boom?

You see its jokes like that that keep you in the second division.

I don't need jokes to defeat you, I have my magic hat.

Yeah? Well, Danger Mouse has got an army.

Come on my brothers and sisters.

He may take our lives, but he'll never take our Christmas pressies.

For Christmas!

I hope you like your turkey well done.

Ow!

-Get Santa's hat.

-Fine.

Impressive, Danger Mouse, but a waste of time.

If you even get close to defeating me I'll eat my hat.

Challenge accepted!

The Christmas party is over Snowman, hand over Santa's hat.

-HE BURPS

-And I thought fruitcake tastes bad.

Uh-oh.

-Whoa!

-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I told you I would be the biggest villain the world has ever seen.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Crumbs, chief, we've had it now.

Deploy belt light.

So, what are we going to do?

This crate could fall at any moment.

Ah, I know what'll cheer everyone up.

Look, my Christmas jumper!

-ALL:

-Aa-a-ah!

Erm, oh.

Remote access Mark 4, emergency intercept.

So, you're just going to sit there and do nothing?

What can I do?

It's nearly Christmas day and not one present has been delivered.

It's over. Anyway, you don't even believe I'm real.

No, I don't but if I did I would tell you to pull yourself together.

You don't need a silly magic hat, you're Santa.

Even though you can't possibly be.

Time to put that snowman on ice.

Really? Were you inspired by my speech?

No, I've seen this movie before.

It's all reruns this time of year.

# Jingle bells, Danger Mouse smells, Penfold is a pain...#

You're a bad villain but you're a worse singer.

Argh!

Look out, tinsel!

Baubles! This is crackers.

Ah-hh! Crackers!

He's got us, chief.

Ha-ha! It wouldn't be Christmas without a few tasty treats.

Aa-a-ah!

Ho, ho, ho!

Listen, did you hear that?

Ho, ho, ho!

That's my triumphant, here-comes-the-cavalry laugh!

Santa!

Oo-o-oh!

Rar-r-r!

Deploy grappling tinsel.

No-o-oo!

We need more power. Danger Mouse!

Right you are, Professor.

Aaah!

Let's ride.

Santa is back!

AH!

No, stop it, it's hot!

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

Dragging a giant snowzilla across the surface of the sun.

I love a traditional Christmas.

I'm melting! This really roasts my carrots.

Santa, your hat.

Thanks, Kiki, but I don't need it any more.

I'm Santa with or without my hat.

We're out of fuel.

Oh, give me that hat.

T minus one hour till dawn Santa.

Danger Mouse, how about giving me a hand delivering all these presents?

Oh! Can we, chief? Can we, can we, can we, can we,

can we, can we, can we, can we?

Penfold, shush.

Merry Christmas, everyone. Ho, ho, ho!

Standard Christmas laugh.

-ALL:

-Merry Christmas, Santa.

All right, so you are real. I've got a list of presents I want.

I've divided it into subsections and created an...

This is my kind of Christmas, Penfold.

Friends, Santa, some easily provoked elves,

and the afterglow of a mission accomplished.

And?

And presents too. Merry Christmas, Penfold!

Hee-hee-hee.

Wow, chief, a completely normal, non-exploding present.

Just what I wanted!

Oh, erm, yes. Only, if you got that

then what did I just give Tiny Tim?

Oh, just what I've always wanted.

BOOM!

I'm all right, I'm all right.

And a Merry Christmas to each and every one!

# He's the greatest, He's fantastic

# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

# Danger Mouse

#Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse! #

BOOM!