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PENFOLD SCREAMS

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

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-# He's the ace

-The ace

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-# He's amazing

-Amazing

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# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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London.

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And Danger Mouse and Penfold are hotly pursuing

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the evil Rocket Sloth.

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-It's getting away, chief.

-Not for long, Penfold.

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You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to outrun us.

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I'm not sure the Rocket Sloth's got up at all today, chief.

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ROCKET SLOTH SNORES

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We'll never catch Rocket Sloth.

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He's too fast.

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Oh. He's here.

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-PIGEONS COO

-Huh?

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Aaah!

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Fear not, old friend. I'll save us.

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Well, go on, then.

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Wait for it, Penfold.

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AA-A-AAH!

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AAAH!

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Oof.

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Why do you always have to wait until the very last moment?

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Well, I am famous for saving the day just in the nick of time.

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Morning, DM. Bad news.

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All over the world, hi-tech inventions

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are being replaced by useless ones.

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Like that!

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URGH!

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Crumbs!

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Huh?

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Get to the bottom of it, DM, before there's no useful technology left.

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Blimey! Gis is really gad.

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Who could be doing this?

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If only there were some clues.

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'This dial a dummy was

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'brought to you by Isambard King Kong Brunel Industries.'

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WINDOW CLEANER WHISTLES

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Oo-oh!

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Chief, you don't think this has anything to do with

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Isambard King Kong Brunel Industries, do you?

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Hm. I'm starting to think it might.

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Taxi!

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Take me to the headquarters of Isambard King Kong Brunel.

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Looks like we're on foot, Penfold.

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Activate Danger Nav.

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Huh?

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-Chief!

-Urgh!

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I think I've worked out where we need to go.

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Cor, chief. He's a big fella.

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Well, his name is King Kong, after all.

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Steel yourself, Penfold.

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-Phew!

-Oh!

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Hello, sonny.

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Is your dad home?

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Ooh-ah!

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I am Isambard King Kong Brunel,

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the greatest inventor in the world.

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Of course you are.

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Ah, isn't he cute, chief?

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I'm not cute, I'm a genius.

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Activate the flingy things!

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THEY GIGGLE

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Now, we're being a little bit naughty, aren't we?

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A bit naughty?

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I am replacing every piece of technology in the entire world

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using my time machine.

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I suppose that is a bit naughty.

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YOU invented a time machine?!

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THEY LAUGH

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Stop laughing!

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If I didn't invent a time machine,

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then how did I travel back in time

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so there's another version of me

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standing behind you with a pair of nose cuffs?

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Nose cuffs?

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THEY LAUGH

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Time machine, you say.

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You may be asking yourself just how I came to invent a time machine.

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It was ten to two on my eighth birthday.

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Ha-ha, your inventions are stupid.

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You won't laugh at my mega-fist of justice.

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Ah!

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'When the clock hit me on the head,

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'I suddenly understood the principles of time travel.'

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That's it!

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Prepare to witness my genius.

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I've managed to free myself from my restraints, Penfold.

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Well, jump on him, then.

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Not yet, Penfold. Wait for it.

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Not the nick of time thing, again!

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Behold, my time machine!

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-BOTH:

-Ooh!

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I have been travelling through time

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to stop inventors inventing inventions.

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Allowing me to replace them with my own...

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inventions.

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Erm, silly question here, but why bother?

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Because mine are better!

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Just look at my computer tablet!

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PIANO MUSIC PLAYS

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A dancing tablet! Perfect for... Erm...

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No, I can't think of anything.

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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And you two are just in time...

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I always am.

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..to witness my greatest triumph.

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Preventing Benjamin Franklin from discovering electricity.

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Muoh-oh-ah-ah-AH!

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Without electricity, all the technology from the last 100 years

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will cease to exist.

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Like the electric toothbrush!

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Imagine having to use a non-electric toothbrush!

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But my invention will be better.

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There is nothing better than an electric toothbrush, you fiend.

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Chief, untie me and let's stop him.

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Quick, now's not the time for the nick of time.

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Wait for it!

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Not long now.

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Just once, can you try arriving at the second-to-last moment?

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I am Danger Mouse, Penfold.

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Not "In plenty of time for a cup of tea" Mouse.

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This is exciting, isn't it?

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The time machine lands in June 1752,

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when Benjamin Franklin is about to discover electricity

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by getting struck with a half-million volts of the stuff.

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Who says science can't be fun?

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Not no fast, Brunel.

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Time, meet nick of.

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Rock blunts scissors.

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Curses!

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We'll soon see about that.

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Meanwhile, moments earlier.

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Time, meet nick of.

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Let me guess,

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-you're going to try the old, "Paper wraps stone".

-Wrong!

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Paper wraps mouse!

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No-o-oo!

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Meanwhile, moments even...

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Well... Earlier.

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Time, meet nick of.

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Ah!

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Never run with scissors.

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That's not fair!

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Cor, well done, me!

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And so, today's episode ends with another brilliant victory for...

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Oh, come on! Make it stop!

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-ALL:

-NO!

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-ALL:

-Hooray!

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Mugh-hah!

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Wa-wa-wa-wa-wawawa!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Ah, we appear to have blown Benjamin Franklin's mind.

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He'll never invent electricity now.

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Time to unleash my most incredible invention of all.

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The replacement for electricity!

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After him!

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Not all of you, just me and him.

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And so, if I've got this right,

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back in the present in the parallel universe where Benjamin Franklin

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never discovered electricity, King Kong Brunel returns to his lab.

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I think.

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I mean, I don't really know.

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Let's get him, chief.

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-Wait for it.

-Oh!

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Say, "Goodbye" to electricity

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and, "Hello" to bee-lectricity.

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BUZZING

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HE SCREAMS

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OPERA SINGING

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SCREAMS

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Ha-ha!

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Buzz, my bee-auties.

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Nothing in the world can stop me now!

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Obviously, there's a few bugs to be worked out.

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But the honey is delicious.

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Now, I don't like to say, "I told you so", chief...

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Yes, you do, Penfold.

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..but perhaps saving the day in the nick of time doesn't work

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when the other fella has a time machine!

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That's it! You take that one, I'll take this one. Then follow me.

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No! My beautiful machines!

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If only I had time to build another time machine.

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Wait a minute!

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Back in King Kong Brunel's classroom on his eighth birthday...

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What are we doing here, chief?

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Brunel invented the time machine when the clock fell on his head.

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But that can't happen if I've got the clock.

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Fool!

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All that matters is that young me gets hit by a clock.

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Any clock!

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Oo-oh ah! Oo-oh ah!

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ALARM BEEPS

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Right, young fellow.

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Oo-oh ah!

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Prepare to be struck by inspiration!

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I did it, chief!

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I went back in time and invented the two legged desk!

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Chief?

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A clock! Just in the nick of time!

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-Chief?!

-Yes, it's me.

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I thought about what you said, Penfold,

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so instead of the nick of time

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I got here early and disguised myself as a gorilla.

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-How early?

-Two years.

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I'm the captain of the school football team. Go Apes!

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Well done, me.

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Come on, Penfold. Let's go home.

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No-o-oo-o-oo!

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-Everything sorted now?

-Yes, sir.

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Thanks to us, time machines were never invented.

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Jolly good, DM.

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And the... Erm, other chap.

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Hang on.

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If time machines were never invented,

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how did we manage to get back here?

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And how did we stop him inventing the time machine in the first place

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if we didn't have a time machine?

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This episode doesn't make any sense.

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Well, no change there then.

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Join us again next time for another equally well thought out

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episode of Danger Mouse!

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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