Hail Hydrant Danger Mouse

CHIEF!

# He's the greatest

# He's fantastic

# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

# He's the ace

# He's amazing

# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse! #

SCREAM

For the world's number one super agent, Danger Mouse,

fighting crime is its own reward.

However, there is also the Agent Of The Month award,

given to whoever arrests the most villains in a day.

Oi!

It is my great honour to award the Agent Of The Month trophy to...

..somebody else.

But, Colonel K, I arrested 14 villains today.

Ahhh, but as you'll note from my hi-tech arrestometer,

another agent arrested 15 villains.

I'm sending you to observe the winner

and see what you can learn from them.

You can cope with being second best for once, can't you?

Ahhhhh! No! Not fair! Not fair!

Of course, Colonel. Whatever you say. Just as long as it's not...

..Jeopardy Mouse.

Ready for school, Danger Mouse?

Bit flashy for spy work, isn't it?

It's designed to blend in.

HORNS SOUND

Now hop in and buckle up, we're in a situation.

TYRES SCREECH

Try and stay out of trouble.

Chasing Hydrant is hard enough without having to babysit tourists.

Hydrant? Hmph. Sounds like a moisturiser.

It's a top secret society of villains dedicated

to destroying civilisation as we know it.

That was my second guess. I don't even know what a moisturiser is.

Look! The Statue of Liberty.

EAGLE SCREECHES

Bit smaller than I thought it would be.

That's the mission. Hydrant are shrinking the city.

First I'll deal with these two then I'm taking the whole

organisation down using ta...

..tactics such as covert infiltration, I said it first!

See, Penfold, I've got nothing to learn.

This is going to be a long visit. Let's rock!

ELECTRIC GUITAR SLIDE

Long live America! Weehee, yahoo!

Cor, even the action sequences are bigger over here.

Meh!

WESTERN MUSIC

Yee-haa!

Not bad. Course I'd have done it with one rope.

Hysteria. Hydrant's number one. Must be my lucky day.

Like a hydrant, you may catch one of us

but soon another will gush forth like an unstoppable flood of evil.

That metaphor doesn't work even slightly.

No wonder you broke the record if all your villains are like this.

Like the water from a hydrant, ever increasing and...ugh, never mind.

ALL: Hail Hydrant!

That was your fault.

Don't they teach you not to turn your back on your enemies

at Brit school?

Yes. They also teach us not to stand round arguing

when the enemy is getting...

Oh, she's gone.

At least they managed to reverse the effect of that shrink ray.

Don't worry, Penfold, we'll catch up with Jeopardy in no time.

Just as long as we don't run into any more mysterious villains.

Hey, you guys hear about that Van Gogh painting that just got

stolen from the Guggenheim?

Huh?

Self-portrait With Bandaged Head.

Cor! A foxy red villain. I wonder what she's called.

I am Red Fox.

Good name.

Take a hike, tourist, or I'll use my fox powers.

What are you going to do, rifle through the bins

and make an annoying screechy sound?

SCREECH!

EARS RING

Cor! Did you know the Brooklyn Bridge is 276.5 feet high?

Yes, that looks about right.

Huh. Should have thought that through.

PENFOLD SCREAMS

Ooh-oh! Wow! Jet pigeon!

Yeah, whatever. Robo Ravens.

Kind of old tech, I've got better stuff at home.

Yeah, yeah, in your huge apartment that makes ours look like a toilet.

Cor, this place makes ours look like a toilet!

Why don't you guys play video games or something?

Hydrant are hiring more operatives

so I've got to act fast before they get out of control.

Your apartment is so much nicer than ours.

It's not THAT nice. Look, this wall isn't even painted yet!

THEY SCREAM

Ahh, how's the trip? Picking up lots of useful tips from JM, DM?

Jeopardy is the most contemptuous, hubristic, supercilious...

Come, come, come, DM. There's no sense in using language like that.

No-one knows what any of it means.

Well, keep up the special relationship.

That's it. Jeopardy, we're leaving.

Crumbs! You could park an ice cream van in her fridge.

Oh, yeah, she said she was popping out to destroy Hydrant

and she was locking us in for our own safety.

Should I have mentioned that earlier?

Ugh, honestly, Penfold.

She's out there right now arresting criminals and making us look bad.

Oh, well! We'll just have to sit here eating massive snacks

and watching 300,000 channels.

What a shame(!)

Oh, carrots! I've broken it.

Fox ears, noses and tails, do you realise what this means?

Yes! Red Fox must have sneaked in here and fallen to pieces.

No, it means that Jeopardy and Red Fox are the same person.

She's not trying to defeat Hydrant, she's one of them.

-Cor, that's a bit of a shocker this late in the season.

-Series.

Perfect. We'll use her own gadgets against her.

In conclusion, I am very proactive when it comes to evil schemes

and feel I would be an asset to Hydrant's eternal reign of terror.

I knew it.

You're a traitor, Jeopardy Mouse.

And to think Colonel K said I could actually learn something from you.

-Ha!

-Brilliant(!)

Except I'm actually infiltrating Hydrant

using the fake identity of Red Fox.

GASPING

CREATURES: Hail Hydrant!

And you just blew my cover.

Cor!

Did you know there are peregrine falcons nesting on the bridge?

-Actually, yes. Hey!

-So.

Ha-ha, let me be the first to say I may have been a teeny bit hasty.

Ha! Undermining America's core values

was only phase one of Hydrant's master plan.

Phase two will bring the country to its knees.

With an ice ray!

With a plague of black holes!

I thought we agreed on the ice ray.

Time out, everybody loved my black hole presentation.

What about my stationary weapons?

Enough already!

Everyone's evil ideas will be afforded a space in the coming

apocalypse. OK?!

Sometimes I think having 17 megalomaniacs in one evil supergroup

is just nuts, you know? Anyhoo...enjoy your certain death!

Is this the end for civilisation as we know it?

Will the special effects overspend mean an early end to the series?

And where is Danger Mouse in our hour of need?

Oh, there he is.

Hydrant are destroying my city.

On the plus side though, these Robo Ravens are brilliant.

The way you summon them with your raven whistle. Cor!

-Hee, get it? Cor? No?

-I get it.

Jeopardy has some cool stuff, her plans aren't always stupid

and, all right, maybe there is something microscopic that

I might learn from her.

-Finally.

-I said might.

-Still, it was a big step.

Now how are we going to defeat all of Hydrant's plans at once?

You're agent of the month, you work it out.

I'd only say something stupid like,

"Maybe we could turn all their plans against each other."

Kind of thing.

That's it! Danger Mouse, you just saved New York.

I mean, maybe, if it works.

Come on, I could use some back up.

RAVENS CALL

TRUCK HORN

Yee-ha!

16, 17. Congratulations team, it's a new world record.

So who gets this award?

We're calling it eight and a half arrests each.

We'll share it.

That's the spirit, DM. I'll just cut it in half.

CLANG

Ah.

We had two made so you can have one each.

Ooh, wait. Who's that?

I am Brown Shoe. I mean Shrew.

I'll deal with this.

Brown Shrew, you're under arrest.

Ahhh, you've got me!

I think you'll find that makes nine and a half arrests and me

Agent of the Month.

No way! That's Penfold. Am I the only one who sees this?

Chief! I think they know who I am.

Chief!

I'm coming, Brown Shrew!

Come back here with my trophies!

# He's the greatest

# He's fantastic

# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse. #