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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger, he'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# He's the ace, he's amazing | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Danger Mouse. # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
London is in peril | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
as once again, Professor Squawkencluck's mum has turned | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
her dad into a monster in an effort to cut down on housework. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
Families - they're all the same! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
Setting self-destruct. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Five seconds. Activate ejector seats. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Chief! Oh, carrots! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Penfold? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
-You all right? -The only thing that's hurt is my pride. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
-RATTLING -And every bone in my body. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
Well done, DM. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
Take the rest of the day off - after tidying up, of course. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
Urgh! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
You heard the Colonel, Penfold. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
Clean up here and I'll see you back... | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Doh! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Imagine, me fighting dragons as me! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
It's just like real life but without the cleaning-up after. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
Devilish doings, DM. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
The princess is painting the town pink. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
To the danger car, Penfold. Time to be heroes for real. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Doh! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Cheese? You missed a bit. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
No, I meant THAT bit! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Huh. The alert is off. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
For five minutes, there will be no emergencies. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Just popcorn, us and the Professor's 200-inch wide screen. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:02 | |
I need help moving some equipment. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
I'm the world's greatest secret agent, not a forklift. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
Everyone has chores, Danger Mouse. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Now, hand over your badge. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
You can't fire me for complaining. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
I know. I've tried. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Anyway, I'm not firing you. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
I'm releasing the Queen of Weevils | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
from her intradimensional prison inside your badge. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Don't do it. She wants to turn the world into a magical kingdom. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
Funny, when you say it out loud, it doesn't sound so bad. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
I have reason to believe she is taking control of the badge. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
I shall destroy you all! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
BEEPING | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
Danger Mouse, it's your job to transport her | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
to a more secure cell at the Arkwright Asylum. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
Chores again? We need a rota. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
Free at last! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Now, I shall have my revenge. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Argh! Ooh! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
Way ahead of you, Queenie! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
Your false magic will never hold me. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
I will destroy this miserable world in a storm of dragon fire. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:14 | |
We've missed you, too. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Duh! Honestly, today, it's just chores, chores, chores. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:23 | |
Release me, Danger Mouse, and I'll make you my greatest champion. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:28 | |
And you, Penfold, will be my greatest... | 0:03:28 | 0:03:33 | |
whatever it is you do. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Neither of you will have chores again | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
as long as ye both shall live. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Which won't be long with you in charge. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Nice try, but this is your stop. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Chief! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
No, you can't have one. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
The Queen's Weevils only work with her magic | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
and they're not house-trained. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
When I get out, my dragons will lay waste to your false civilisation. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:07 | |
I'm going to miss these chats. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
WHOOSHING | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
WHIRRING | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Deactivate magical dampener field. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
No! The force field's not active! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Don't worry, chief. She missed. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
Did I? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
'Twas was the night before act two, | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
'and all through HQ, nothing was stirring, not even a Weevil.' | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
Activate relaxation programme six. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
SCREAMING | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
-BELCHING -Ouch! Oh, that isn't relaxing. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
I am an innocent damsel, locked in a cruel dungeon. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
Help me, Sir Danger de Mouse. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
You're my only hope. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
HE GASPS | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
To horse! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Mmm...huh? Argh! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
NEIGHING | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
Hold tight, faithful hobbit squire. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
-Hobbit? -Yes, stout friend. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
A fair damsel needs our help. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Stout? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Onward through the fearsome forest. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
ENGINE REVS | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
ROARING | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Gah! The red-eyed tree of doom. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
WHOOSHING | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Chief, have you had too much sugar again? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Take that, foul willow beast. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
Speak to me, my hero | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
and stop messing about with a stupid traffic light. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
I mean, tree! Hurry, Sir Danger. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Yield, red-eyed monster. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
Er, red-and-amber-eyed monster. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Green-eyed monster! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
I'm coming, fair damsel. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
-Come. -Hey! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
We must escape this villainy. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
To the malevolent mountains! Spread your wings, mighty steed. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
Argh! | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Hang on, this is familiar. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Chief, this damsel wouldn't be a giant beetle with a crown on? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:19 | |
Is she not as sweet as a flower? | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
She is NOT! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
You're under a spell, chief. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
Nothing you're seeing is real. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Be this not a dark, desolate land filled with mud-eating peasants? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
Of course it is! It's London. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
I meant everything else. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
And I suppose THAT isn't Camelot? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Oh, crumbs. We're here! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
OK, stand down, Danger Mouse. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
A gargoyle! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
How dare you call me a gargoyle! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
CRACKING AND WHOOSHING | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
No offence, in a way, it's a compliment. Excuse me. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
Oh! Ow! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Moth down. Moth down! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
I must rescue the fair maiden. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
Oh, crumbs! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
-> Quick, open my cell. -Ah! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Danger Mouse, you're under a spell. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
And don't you dare call me an ogre. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Ogre? You look like a chicken in a lab coat. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
OK. Weird but anyway... | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Your false magic will have no affect on my hero. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:31 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
He's our hero, bug face, not yours. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Penfold, the magic dampener isn't working. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
The magic must be inside the field. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Search him! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
Ha-ha! Stop it! This is no way for a squire to behave! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
There's nothing there. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
Now, wait! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
Hah! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Mmm? Meh! Huh! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
Now the world shall see my vengeance. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
You's in big trouble, bruv! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
What an odd dream! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Still, back to normal now - if you ignore the chicken in a fish tank. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
The Queen cast a spell. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
You were imagining monsters everywhere. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
OK, that one's real. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
It's the end of the world. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
That's a bit glass-half-empty. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Look on the bright side. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
No chores, and I get to fight a dragon for real. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
To horse! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
HEAVY ROCK MUSIC | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
We need a plan, chief. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
I'll use the magic dampening generator to trap the Queen. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
Eh? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Only magic can fight magic, Danger Mouse. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Your world is at an end. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Magic! That's it! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
-Penfold, can you handle screaming a lot? -I'll do my best, chief! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
HE SCREAMS A LOT | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
BIRDS COO | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
A crest for Sir Queen de Weevils! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
I, the evil Sir Dastardly Mouse | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
have captured this poor pathetic damsel. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
-Damsel? -Just keep screaming, Penfold. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Oh... Argh, argh! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
You're safe now, fair damsel. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Now! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
Argh! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
What? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
No! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Ow! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
This isn't the end. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Well done! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
You've proven yourself true heroes again. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Now, let's get started repairing that wall | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
and when you're done, there's an asylum to rebuild. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
Oh, carrots! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:17 | |
Only joking. I've plugged your giraffe warriors | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
into my hollow grammy-wammy whatsit. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Sit back and relax. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Yes. I'll start with the vacuuming. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Anyone got a mop? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
'Thus ends the tale of the great hero Sir Danger de Mouse | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
'and his trusty hobbit squire.' | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
-Here, who you calling a hobbit? -'Well, if the boot fits...' | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
What do you mean? You won't find any hairy feet there. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
'I'm trying to finish the programme. Do you mind?' | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
-That's a rude question! -Can someone get me out of this fish tank! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:52 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
# Wherever there is danger | 0:10:58 | 0:10:59 | |
# He'll be there | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
# Danger Mouse. # | 0:11:06 | 0:11:11 |
