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Chief!

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# He's the greatest

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# He's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

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# He's the ace

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-# He's amazing

-Amazing!

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# He's the strongest He's the quickest

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# He's the best

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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BANG!

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London. City of power.

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History!

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And enormous yellow ducks?!

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Oh! A chase. How exciting!

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I wonder who our valiant heroes are pursuing.

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The Baron? Tutankhamoo? The Snowman?

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Oh, it's Count Duckula.

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Well, this shouldn't take too long.

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Grrr. Fire eggs-sploding bombs!

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Huh?

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Arrgh!

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Scrambled eggs WITHOUT toast!

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The fiend!

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Activate bread cannon!

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SQUEAK!

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Stop it! This is no time for lunch!

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Arrgh!

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And so our hero is victorious, once again!

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Of course he's victorious,

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he was chasing a bath toy!

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How about we swap cars and see who wins then, huh?

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How about we swap blows, instead?

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How am I supposed to become the most famous person in the world if

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I'm always playing second fiddle?

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Oi! I'm second fiddle!

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You're not even in the orchestra!

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I'm sorry, Duckula. If you've got a problem,

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take it up with the writers.

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Writers, huh? Hmm.

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There you are, DM. We have an emergency! Jeopardy Mouse has...

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-Eh?

-Danger Mouse. The US Secret Service needs your help.

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Agent Jeopardy has been kidnapped by Baron Greenback.

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THEY GASP

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I was just telling him that!

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DM, Thingummy's been thingummyjigged!

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By Baron...Thingummybob!

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Understood. I'll just drop Duckula off at the Arkwright Asylum, and...

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Chief! He's gone!

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Clock's ticking, DM. The JM's sitrep is A1, we need you STAT and ASAP.

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Quite. A4. B12. You sank my battleship, and whatnot.

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On our way.

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Two car chases in the same episode, Chief! Has the budget gone up?

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No. We're just using the shots from the first chase again.

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-What on earth?

-Huh-ah!

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Yes! 'Tis I! Count Duckula!

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The world's most sensationally skilled secret agent.

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And my faithful sidekick...

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Redfield!

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Crusts count!

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OK, I'm not sure what's going on here,

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but we have a villain to arrest and a Jeopardy to rescue.

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I surrender.

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There's no point in fighting when my opponent is so incredibly talented.

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-Well, that's very nice of you.

-Mm. I wasn't talking to you.

-Hmm?

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Thanks for the rescue. I'm forever in your debt.

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I'm sure you'd do the same for me.

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Count Duckula, you're so...

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handsome...?

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Will you be my boyfriend...?

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Oh, come ON! I wouldn't SAY that!

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I'm meant to be a professional super spy.

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I'm so glad you said that!

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I can't read these lines.

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I would never surrender to this duck-billed loon.

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I mean, where's my motivation? Hmm?

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Duckula, what have you done?!

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I've kidnapped the writers! Ha-ha!

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Cue MY titles!

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London. A city that's, like, in real danger, and stuff.

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Much more danger than there was when that loser Danger Mouse was

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on the show.

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But don't worry because, like, here comes a real hero...?

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Oooh! You are too awesome!

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We will haunt you till the day you die!

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CLANK

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RUMBLE

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Not so fast, Ghostbot!

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I shall defeat you with the thing all ghostbots fear the most!

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Rock music!

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HE PLAYS A WILD SOLO

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Duckula too cool!

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Cannot compute!

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All right, Duckula! This has gone far enough!

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What? You can't be here!

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I had you written out.

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You can't write US out!

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Danger agents and sidekicks are written in permanent ink as

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a precaution.

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Although it does seem that you can change our appearance.

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Um. Can I keep this?

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Tell us where you're keeping the writers, Duckula.

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You mean the writers who wrote me this quiche trap?

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Never!

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-Quick, Chief! Let's eat our way out!

-It'll never work, Penfold.

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I've only just had lunch.

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-HONK!

-Hee-hee.

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I'm going to be famous, and there's nothing you can do!

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With ghostbots and quiche traps? Ha-ha-ha.

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Honestly, you'll need to come up with

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-something more entertaining than that.

-Really? I will?

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You need something spectacular.

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I suggest you go back to... Sorry, where were you keeping the writers?

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-In the dungeons at Castle Duckula.

-Right.

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Go back there and come up with something that will really

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put you on the map.

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Thanks, buddy. Great notes.

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Um, Chief. Why are you helping Duckula?

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-Did I miss a meeting?

-I wasn't.

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I was tricking him into revealing the location of the writers.

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Now, we rescue them.

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HONK!

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Oh! I'm stuck in a quiche.

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Things look bleak for the ex-star of the show.

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And even bleaker for me, as I have to narrate this nonsense.

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I need the best show ever! I want dancing! I want stars!

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I want dancing stars!

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MONKEYS CHATTER

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What? What were you expecting?

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It's not like they're writing Shakespeare.

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Now, how about writing me a big song?

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Actually, we don't do music.

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That's Steve, the sound seal. Mmm.

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Meanwhile, Danger Mouse and Penfold find themselves in Transylvania.

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Whoa! What did he just say?

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It's not fair! I want to be the most famous person in the world!

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Ha! You'd have to be more famous than Danger Mouse!

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And that'll never happen! Not in this universe!

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-You're right.

-I am?

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Changing the show isn't enough.

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I need to change the world itself!

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Double peanuts if you delete everything.

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-MONKEYS:

-Peanuts!

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I'm starting from scratch!

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What? No!

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Let's start with...a mountain!

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Chief!

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A-ha-ha!

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He's re-written reality. There's nothing left but Duckula.

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Now who's the big star?

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BOTH: Arrgh!

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I'm not just on the map...

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I AM the map! I'm the whole world!

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Penfold, we've lost everything. But we still have our dignity.

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So, let's promise not to do any of those over-acted woe-is-me speeches.

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WHY did it have to end like THIS?!

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Well, maybe just the one, then.

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Everything we've ever loved! Taken from us in the blink of an eye!

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PENFOLD CRIES

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I see he hasn't changed the sound design.

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But we still have our pride, and each other. Best friends forever!

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Even if forever ends today...

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Actually, Penfold, I think I've just had a really SOUND idea.

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Ha! I'm the most famous thing in the universe.

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Because I'm the ONLY thing in the universe.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Hope you enjoyed your 15 seconds of

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fame, Duckula, because it's over.

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No, you don't scare me.

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I'll just get the monkeys to write you into a black hole.

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I think Steve might have something to say about that.

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APPLAUSE

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Writers, drop a truck on them.

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Oh, and make it an ice cream van, I'm hungry.

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MONKEYS CHATTER

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ICE CREAM CHIME PLAYS

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Steve - a boing,

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if you'd be so kind.

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BOING!

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What? Writers!

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CHATTERING

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POP! POP!

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BOUNCE!

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Yah! Writers!

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MONKEY CHATTERS

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DINOSAUR ROARS

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Meow!

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May I?

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DANGER MOUSE ROARS

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Meeeooow!

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Waah!

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THUMP

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You can't beat me!

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Not while I've got the writers!

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SAD VIOLINS PLAY

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I just want to be the most famous person ever.

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Is that so...

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Is that really so much to ask? Huh?

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To be...loved and adored?

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By every single person that's ever...

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Wait, hang on - I wasn't feeling sad.

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No, it was a musical distraction.

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The sound effect of a door being unlocked, please.

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DOOR UNLOCKS

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No!

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The peanuts are on me, boys!

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Oh!

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AIR RAID SIREN BLARES

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THAT...does not sound good.

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Meow!

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Yes, with Duckula defeated, sanity is restored,

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and our heroes can rest.

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You know, Penfold, the writers offered to change anything I

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wanted, but I said having our show back was reward enough.

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I couldn't agree more!

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Oh, really, Penfold?

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You couldn't write it.

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# He's the greatest

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# He's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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BANG!

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