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Chief! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# He's the greatest | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
# He's fantastic | 0:00:10 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# He's the ace | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
-# He's amazing -Amazing | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest, He's the quickest | 0:00:17 | 0:00:18 | |
# He's the best | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:31 | |
BANG! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:34 | |
It's a quiet morning in London. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
And the day is off to a slow start. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
But not for Danger Mouse! BEEP BEEP! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
He starts every day with a bang! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
HE GASPS | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
Hauh! Hah! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Hiyah! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Ah! Another perfect morning workout. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
Oh, well done, Penfold. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
This is the first time you've ever been up before me. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Sorry I'm late, Chief. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:09 | |
-I slept through the alarm. -Hang on. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Well, if you're here...then who's that? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
-DANGER MOUSE GASPS -Security breach! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
-Hauh! -Ah-hah! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Ha! Ha! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Ah, DM. I see you've met Agent 58. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
He's your new sidekick. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Pleasure to be on the team. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
Colonel, I do already have a sidekick. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
You remember Penfold? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
TING! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
Nope! Never seen him before in my life. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Eh, what did you say his name was? Beanfork? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
Well, I think you'll prefer this one, DM. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
He's got six arms, and he's the son of my old partner, | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
the best sidekick ever - Agent 57. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
My only goal is to be as good a sidekick as my father. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
I live for danger. Nothing can stop me! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
GULP! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
-All the same, sir, I think I'll stick with Beanfork. -Hmmm. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
Well, you're the boss. Or am I the boss? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Anyway, I've got a top secret mission for you. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
Professor! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Isambard King Kong Brunel has developed a device that can | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
instantaneously detonate a thousand megatons of custard. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
Just one bomb could cover half the world in a sea of thick, | 0:02:14 | 0:02:19 | |
choking, scrumptious, custard. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Brunel's planning to sell it to the highest bidder at this year's | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
Crimicon convention. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
So, we just sneak in and nab it, eh? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Eeeexactly, DM. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
If it falls into the wrong hands, | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
we'll all end up with egg-based pudding on our faces. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Villainous fans attend Crimicon dressed as their favourite | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
super villains, so I've created some suitable costumes for you. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
Yippee! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
There's something strange about that Agent 58, Chief. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
Hmmm, says the hamster dressed as a panda. Come on, let's get in there. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
Now, don't forget, they'll all villains, so act evil, | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
and turn your phone to mute. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Wouldn't an evil person have their phone turned up loud? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Activate eye patch. Call Penfold. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
DANGER MOUSE THEME PLAYS | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Yeeeahhh, it is a bit of a giveaway. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
Get my new autobiography! It's one for the price of two! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
He made it all up! No refunds! | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Ooo-ooo-ahh-ahh ahh! Ahh! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Now, there's King Kong Brunel, but I can't see the custard bomb. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
LLAMA LAUGHS MECHANICALLY | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
PENFOLD LAUGHS | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Laugh all you like! My guard llama is the future of home security! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:41 | |
Oh, crumbs! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
-Excuse me, I've heard you've got a custard bomb. -It is not a bomb! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
It just creates a huge amount of delicious custard! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
Enough to destroy the planet? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Well, the real Baron Greenback didn't have | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
a problem when I sold it to him. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Greenback?! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Greetings, citizens of earth, and all my friends at Crimicon! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:08 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
For years, I have been plotting the takeover of the earth. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Now, finally, thanks to my custard bomb, I shall achieve mein aim! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:19 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
If the governments of the world do not surrender to | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
-me in just one hour... -Hour. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
..you will all get your just desserts! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
-Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! -Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
I shall now take questions from the audience. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Aw, hey, I'm a big fan. But won't Danger Mouse stop... | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
Don't mention Danger Mouse! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
DANGER MOUSE THEME PLAYS | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Eh, I can't talk now! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
I'm on a mission! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Danger Mouse! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
THE CROWD GASP | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
No autographs! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
GREENBACK GASPS | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
A perfect opportunity to demonstrate my guard llama. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
Run away, Chief? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
Tactical retreat, Penfold. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
Ah! We lost him, Chief. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
If I can't lose a robot llama in a busy city, I'll eat my badge. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Do you want your badge cooked, or are you going to eat it raw? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
Only one thing getting cooked, Penfold, and it's that llama. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Agent 58?! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
You're a shapeshifter! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
No, I'm a mimic octopus. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
We don't like the term "shapeshifter", | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
it sounds rather...shifty. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
You are shifty! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:49 | |
If you were the llama, why were you chasing us? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
I had to make it look real after you let your phone go off. Dumb-dumb. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:58 | |
I could have sworn it was on mute. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Whatever! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
All that matters is I got the custard bomb. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
DM! 58's gone missing. If I find him I'll wring his... | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
Hands, warmly, and say, "Well done!" | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
Not over yet, Colonel. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
While Penfold was busy blowing our cover, | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
I discovered a stockpile of other dessert-based weapons. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
The Baron's got a nuclear trifle and a ballistic blancmange. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
There's enough power here to feed and/or destroy the world ten | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
-times over. -Get back in there, DM. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
-And I'm appointing Agent 58 as your new sidekick. -Ha-ha! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:37 | |
-But what about Penfold? -He's a liability. Leave him behind. -Never! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
Penfold comes too. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
You'd be surprised how much use he is when we're in serious danger. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Yeah! | 0:06:45 | 0:06:46 | |
Sorry, just how serious is this danger? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
You need a proper sidekick, Chief. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
And I intend to prove that I am your octopus. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
Sorry, 58, but the job is Penfold's. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
He's got me out of more scrapes than I can count. Three. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Ooh! Well, I can count them. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
You see! He's captured Danger Mouse and Penfold! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
-And you said a guard llama was a stupid idea. -It is a stupid idea. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:18 | |
I am Agent 58, | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
and you are all under arrest! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
Arrgh! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
Arrgh! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Aaaiiieee! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
If you want to arrest me, you'll have to get past my fans first. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
A room full of Greenbacks to battle? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
-Ha! Is it Christmas?! -Hang on. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
I've got an idea. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Hey-a, Ding Dong? What's the best a-weapon you got, huh? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
-I've got to fight-a the Danger Mouse. -I suppose the Mathmetron. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:58 | |
It works like a calculator, | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
except it really subtracts and multiplies things. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
So, set it to divide... | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Ahhhhhh! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
Pull yourself together, Brunel! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Nice heroic quip there, 58. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
Now, subtract that cage. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Yaaaah! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
-Hee-hee-hee! -Hee-hee-hee! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
I'm coming, Chief! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
Oh, no! I'm saving Danger Mouse from now on. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
Subtract! | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
Huh? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Here! What about me? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Bumpies! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
-Curse you, Danger Mouse! -You do the honours, 58. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
One square root of Baron Greenback coming up. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
No! I hate maths! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Waaaah! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
-Well done, 58. You saved the world! -Oh, thanks, Chief. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
And now that I'm your sidekick we can do this every day. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
We'll be like best friends. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
I'm sorry, 58. This doesn't change anything. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
I already have a sidekick, and a best friend. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
I'm here, Chief! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Well, if I can't be the best sidekick, I'll be the best agent! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:17 | |
And that means replacing you! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-Multiply by 100! -Don't do it! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Good luck defusing that lot. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
MECHANICAL LAUGH | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Times ten! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Goodbye, Danger Mouse! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
Penfold. The situation looks a TRIFLE desperate! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:52 | |
Arrgh! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Hang on! Why haven't they fired? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
Penfold! | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
You being completely harmless has saved us! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
Keep them busy while I defuse the trifle. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Colonel. Penfold and Danger Mouse, they... | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
They got blown up by a trifle of mass destruction. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
But, the good news is, I survived. So, I can be your new top agent. OK? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:16 | |
Bad news about being blown up, DM. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
I'm sure I'll get over it, Colonel. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
58? We're taking you into | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
-"custardy". -Oh, very good, Penfold. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Thanks, Chief. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
I'll destroy the whole agency before I let you take me. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
8 limbs? Even it up if you wouldn't mind, Penfold. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
Right-oh, Chief. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
Divide by two! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Oh! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:37 | |
-Well done, Penfold. -Thanks, Chief. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
I must admit, seeing you two work together had me worried for a while. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
You'll always be my number two, Penfold, | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
-no matter how many times you blow our cover. -Thanks, Chief. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
-Or knock me out. -Yes, all right, Chief. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Or leave your phone on during a mission. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Isn't it time for the credits? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
# He's the greatest | 0:10:58 | 0:10:59 | |
# He's fantastic | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:11:09 | 0:11:14 | |
BANG! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 |