Thanks a Minion! Danger Mouse
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Da-a-ang! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:06 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# He's the ace, he's amazing | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:32 | |
It's the annual Sidekicky Awards, | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
the most prestigious night in the secondary calendar | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
of minor awards for supporting achievement. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
The one night of the year when number twos are number one! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
Back at HQ, we find Penfold preparing for his big night - | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
a night when his services to just generally being around | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
will surely be recognised. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Only a dire emergency can spoil this special... | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
ALARM WAILS Oh. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Sorry... | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
..To interrupt. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
But, DM... | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
We've got... | 0:01:08 | 0:01:09 | |
The what d'you...? What d'you m'call it...? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Trouble! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
In the Arctic. I need you. Go! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
There. Now! Why? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:17 | |
No! Why tonight, of all nights? Why?! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:23 | |
Don't despair, Penfold! I'll handle this. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
You go to the awards. This is your big night. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Thanks, Chief. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
You see? A giant light bulb! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
We turn it on, then go away on holiday. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
The world goes bankrupt from the electricity bill! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
Dreadful idea. No wonder you weren't nominated for Minion of the Year. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
Is no fair. You always nominate Nero. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
Ooh-la-la! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
-Nero doesn't come up with pathetic light bulb plans! -Ha! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
Or any plans! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
Oh, how many times have I told you? | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Evil schemes must be overcomplicated and dramatic. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Take my robot termites. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
When I unleash them, they will devour the world! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
I will win that award, you will see! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
Everyone will see I am the best minion! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:15 | |
This is such a surprise! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
-I honestly never thought... -Penfold?! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Chief! I thought you were going to the Arctic. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Yes, I was. Then I noticed Colonel K's glitch. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
What d'you m'call it...? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
-What d'you m'call it...? What d'you m'call it...? -Ooh! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
How right. That's very... | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
-OK, -I -did it! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
It's a recording. I wanted to stop you going to the Sidekickies. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
But why?! I'm your biggest fan. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
That's why! You always embarrass me. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
Embarrass you?! How?! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
This is a travesty! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Penfold is the best sidekick of all time! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Of all time! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Penfold! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
I had no idea you felt like that. Penfold, rest assured, | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
there will be no misjudged displays of support this year. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
Thanks, Chief! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
Ahh! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
I'm up for Best Sidekick, yeah. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
But I don't mind if I lose. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
It's an honour just to be here, pretending I don't mind if I lose. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Oooh! | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
There's Stiletto! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
Hi, Stiletto! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Welcome, welcome, all sidekicks, | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
minions, lackeys, toadies and henchpersons. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
Tonight we say thank you to... | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Stiletto! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
Yes! It is I! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Now give me Minion of the Year or my robot termites eat the whole show. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:46 | |
AUDIENCE GASPS | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
You are right to gasp. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
All I have to do is press the button like this... | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
and a huge swarm of... | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Uh-oh. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
-Amateur. -SHE YELPS | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
AUDIENCE MEMBERS YELL | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Crumbs! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
Robot termites! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
I wonder what the Chief would do. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
I expect I'd whip off my disguise and leap to the rescue. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
Chief! You're here! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
But you said you'd respect my wishes! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Yes, but I didn't say which wishes. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Don't try and worm your way out of this! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
I get one night of the year when it's about me, | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
-and you... You...! -You're right, Penfold. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
But we do now have a slight situation to deal with, | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
so why don't you be in charge and I'll be your number two. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Really, Chief? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
You're chief now. Chief. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
Well! My first decision as chief is... | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
..RU-U-UN! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
PENFOLD YELLS | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
Well done, Chief! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
-Yes! I suppose I was pretty... -CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
Just some pictures of your first command. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
What's the plan, Chief? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
HE WAILS | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Interesting strategy, but OK. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
BOTH WAIL | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
It actually worked! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
Penfold, I didn't know you had it in you. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
In fact, I was pretty certain you didn't. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
He didn't stop them... I did. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
You'd think my termites eating a building would win | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
Minion of the Year, but oh, no. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Everyone just runs away screaming. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
So now, I take top agent Danger Mouse hostage | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
and force the Academy to give me the award. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:37 | |
Erm, excuse me? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
I think you'll find I'm the top agent tonight. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
You what?! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
The mouse lets YOU be in charge?! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
The Baron never lets me do my things! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
BUZZING | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Hey, my remote is broken. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
'Not broken, just too small, like your scheme.' | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
So I've upgraded the prize, | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
from an award to the world. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
As I speak, robo-termites are enjoying a global picnic. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Soon, the world will surrender and it will be | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
a lot easier to find parking. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
BOTH LAUGH | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
STILETTO: Wargh! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
Oh! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
-Time for a game-changer, Chief. -Yes. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
I'm thinking panicking followed by crying | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
or maybe both together! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
The double? Interesting idea, Chief. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
But before you decide, | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
try visualising the situation in your head. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
Ooh, look at that! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
Now I see what to do. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
We'll fly to safety, fly! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Like a hamster in the sky! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Whee! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:00 | |
It worked?! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Just like you imagined it, Chief. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
The termites. They're making parking easier by the second! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
We've got to do something. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
Yes, that's why you came up with a plan to invade the Baron's Flyer | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
and steal his remote control. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Gosh, that WAS clever of me, wasn't it? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
Let's go! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Why can't I be in charge like Penfold? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
Because heroes follow different rules. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
For example... | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
they follow rules. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
Hee-hee-hee! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Oh! Erm... Hand over that remote control, Baron, | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
to me, because I'm in charge. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Ha! I'll never give up my controller. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
You'll have to pry it from my cold, slippery, dead hands... | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Oops! Ooh! Ah! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
-Uh-oh! -OK, so now there's no way to control the termites. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
Time for plan B, Chief. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Oh, good. Have I got a plan B? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
ARGH! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
You'd better do something, Chief. The termites are eating everything. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
ARGH! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
I'm not sure this is the time for photos. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
Penfold, if screeching round the sky | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
in a flying car when the world's being eaten by robot insects | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
isn't the right time for photos, I don't know what is. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
Erm... Chief? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Is there usually a tidal wave of robot termites | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
in the rear-view mirror? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Not normally, Chief, no. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
It's the flash. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
-It's attracting them. -You mean...? -Yes! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
They must be keen amateur photographers. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Or they're attracted to light. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Only one way to find out. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
BRAKES SCREECH | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
LIGHT JAZZ PLAYING | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Ah! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
Aah! Argh! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Whoo-hoo-hoo! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Chief, we're almost out of ticking clock. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
-And car! -And episode. We need a plan C. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Of course! Plan C. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Brilliant. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Yes, but we still need a plan. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
That is the plan, the sea! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
If my tea can fry one termite, imagine what a whole ocean can do. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:54 | |
BOOM! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Well done, Penfold. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
I'm proud to be your sidekick. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
Oh, thanks, Chief. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
After a last-minute revote to honour his heroics this evening, | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
the Best Sidekick award goes to... | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
..Danger Mouse. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
Thanks. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
But this should go to someone who deserves it, | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
like the number one number two a number one could ever have. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
Penfold. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Yippee! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:40 | |
'And so, as another award ceremony ends, | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
'the world reflects on the important question... | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
'Why are there no narrators' awards? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
'I mean, seriously? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
'Do you think sitting down all day drinking tea and reading is easy? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
'I mean, the timing involved in finishing | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
'the final sentence just before the music st...' | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
# He's the greatest | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
# He's fantastic | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:11:11 | 0:11:16 |