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# Can you keep a secret? Sneaky and a treat

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# A dash of something tasty

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# Just you wait and see

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# The magic in my story

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# Turned you upside down indeed

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# No matter what the trouble is

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# I've got a recipe

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# Mixing up the flavour

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# With a trick right up my sleeve

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# Stir it up a little more

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# And then we're gonna see

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# Cooking up a story

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# That is good for magazines

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# Sprinkle this

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# Sprinkle that

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# Stir it up and see. #

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Frenchy, I may be wrong, but are you feeling a tiny bit tense?

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The swimming gala?

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What if I forget how to swim?

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And the other girls, they seem much more synchronised than I am.

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No synchronised swimming in the corridors!

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My stomach feels like a butterfly farm.

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Someone say butterflies?

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-They're not real butterflies in her stomach.

-Is that Cookie?

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Duh, no, it's that other invisible dimension-hopping friend!

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Yeah...she says hi.

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Problem with her swimming, huh? How about a nice seafood trifle?

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Turn Frenchy into a mermaid for a few days?

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Says she wants to help.

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Tell Cookie no thanks. I don't wanna use magic to cheat.

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And hey, I'm probably worrying about nothing.

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SHE GIGGLES

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She's much more graceful in water!

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If only there were a way to show her she'll be fine...

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Haven't got a crystal ball, have you?

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No crystal ball.

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But...I have got a cake recipe that might help!

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Attenzione!

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Silenzio, per favore!

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And so, it gives me the greatest pleasure to announce

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the newest arrival to Gina's menu -

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presto! A la fish-and-chips pizza!

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ALL: Urgh!

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What?

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Everybody loves pizza.

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Everybody loves fish and chips!

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But not at the same time!

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Come here.

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Taste this. Show this lot how DELICIOUS it is.

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Whoa, sorry, Uncle Mike, no can do.

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I've got a phobia of all fish.

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A herring to me is as deadly as a great white shark.

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Aw, don't be glum, lickle bunny wabbit.

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I believe in your pizza.

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It's bold, cutting edge,

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the zeitgeist with a cheesy stuffed crust.

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All we need to do is promote it.

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TORQUIL!

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Sweetheart...

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try not to kill Chip.

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Presto!

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It doesn't look very tasty.

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You want tasty? Black forest gateaux.

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Wanna see into the future? Blueberry and carrot cake.

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Everyone knows carrots are good for the eyes,

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but when mixed with blueberries by just the right amount...

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Eat. And as you do, think about the thing in the future you wanna see.

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How Frenchy will do in her gala.

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If you wanna waste good magic on that!

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You've only got one shot at this.

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Let me guess - because of some ancient magic law

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that only lets you see into the future once?

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Nah, we're out of blueberries.

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Now...

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Urgh!

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Wow, it worked!

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So, this is the future, huh?

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Some things haven't changed -

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Torquil still eats like a pig in a pie eating contest.

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Er, the carrot cake soon wears off you know.

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Sorry!

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OK, proof that Frenchy does well, proof that Frenchy does well...

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A trophy!

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For swimming!

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With Frenchy's name on it - she did it!

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Hey, is that me?

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Huh, so that's what the back of my head looks like. Cool.

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But why do I look so annoyed?

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Whoa, cheer up, Frenchy. You just won a trophy.

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I hate you.

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Pfft, like I'm bothered. Anyway, I hate you.

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-Fine. So why don't you just leave?

-Don't worry, I am.

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I've just seen something horrible!

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-I heard! Torqiul eating.

-No, me and Frenchy! We were...

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'Lulu! I need some help!'

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Ah, there you are.

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No, I'm not.

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Well, I wasn't, but I am now.

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Dad, I'm pretty sure this is against all of my human rights.

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Come on, it's the promotion for the new pizza.

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Uncle Mike, could you scratch my back?

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I think it's my fish allergy.

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Why would me and Frenchy say those things?

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Wait! Perhaps she can't stand that her best friend is a pizza?

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She can't see me like this!

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Definitely something different about you.

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New lip balm?

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Wait!

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Rabbit, are you sure this is the answer?

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Why, do you think Torqiul should maybe be crinkle-cut?

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Curly fried?

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So you still wanna be friends?

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-Even though I'm now half-girl, half-pepperoni?

-You're kidding!

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After you looked into the future for me and saw I won the gala?

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So, what else did you see?

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What about an advertising campaign?

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More edgy, more now... Digital!

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A web ad! Chip could film it, he's got the equipment.

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Nah, we don't need some fancy web advert, not when we've got - voila!

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20p off coupons!

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Er...

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Nothing bad happens in the future, nuh-uh.

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Certainly...no arguments.

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Um, the important thing is that you do well.

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And I'll be right there cheering you on.

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COOKIE GIGGLES

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Ah, you kill me.

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This must be it, I'm so busy handing these out, that...

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I miss Frenchy's big swim and then we end up arguing.

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I need something to help Dad sell his pizzas better himself,

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so that I don't have to dress like one.

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But you can't change the future. It's destiny.

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What you saw will happen.

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Lulu Baker can shape her own destiny.

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With a recipe!

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Please?

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Let's see, er...

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Now, this isn't just any spoon.

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This gives the person who uses it the gift of the gab.

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Get your dad to use this

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and he'll be able to sell his fishy pizza to anyone.

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Dad, looks like you could use a spoonful of, um...

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ice cream!

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-Come along, Norman.

-Yes.

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Thanks, er, but, er,

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this couple at table five have got "I love fish-and-chip pizza"

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written all over them.

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Psst!

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Don't leave that lying around!

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That spoon is powerful magic.

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What?

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Have I got ice cream round my mouth?

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COOKIE SIGHS

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Whoa!

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Wow!

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They didn't want my pizza either.

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I'd have better luck selling broccoli.

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Leave it to Minty, bunny-features.

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Sir, madam.

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I know what you want.

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You want a fish-and-chip pizza.

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BOTH: We want a fish-and-chip pizza.

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With a side order of coleslaw.

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BOTH: With a side order of coleslaw.

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And...some of those...er...

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long pickle things.

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BOTH: And...some of those...er... long pickle things.

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Ha-ha-ha.

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BOTH: Ha-ha-ha

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How did you do that?

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It's a gift.

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Torquil, have you done your homework?

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Nah.

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SHE WHISPERS

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I want to learn about history.

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Frenchy?

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Looks like I can come to the gala after all.

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Well, Cookie gave Minty this magic spoon

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and it gave her the gift of the gab,

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and now, she can sell pizzas to anyone!

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Yeah, great!

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See ya.

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Excuse me? Who gave it to her?

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MIKE GROANS

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My head's gonna pop, darling.

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Take them, wash them, put pizzas on them.

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See what happens when you leave a magic spoon lying around?

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If we're busy, I won't have time to go to the gala

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and that'll cause the row.

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SHE SIGHS How long's Minty gonna be like...

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this?

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Hmm.

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Well, what am I gonna do?

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Get a new best friend?

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Ooh! I could give it a spin!

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Yeah, maybe you're right.

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SHE MOUTHS

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This is amazing.

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It's the most we've ever taken in a day.

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But don't you yearn for something more, Michael?

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I do. I'm wasted just selling pizzas in one little cafe.

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Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

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Tomorrow, start pushing the haggis ravioli.

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Oh, you don't understand!

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I need to make the sale.

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I crave a bigger challenge.

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Porridge.

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BELL RINGS

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It's a good luck basket!

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Oh, thanks. But, how did you know my combination...

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Combination number was 3333? Cos it's your favourite number.

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-It's even number three on my list.

-List? What list?

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"100 Things Only a True Friend Would Know About Frenchy."

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"Number one - Frenchy can't stand kiwi fruit."

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You won't be finding any of that in the box.

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"Number two - Frenchy's favourite sound is a jar opening.

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-"Number three - Frenchy's favourite..."

-Why are you...?

-Shh!

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"..Frenchy's favourite number is three. Number four..."

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Sir, your meal, it's coming.

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Ladies, I haven't forgotten about your pizzas.

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What's this?

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"Globo Burger?"

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-HE SNIGGERS

-Globo Burger?

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"The world's new, number one, fast food chain?"

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Blah, blah, blah...

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"Looking for new sales persons to start a new operation in...

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"South America"?

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It's the challenge I've been looking for.

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You wanna sell hamburgers... in Ecuador!

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-That's crazy!

-Michael.

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Bunny,

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I know what you want.

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You want to move to Peru and sell hamburgers with me.

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I want to move to Peru and sell hamburgers with you.

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I rather thought you might!

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"Number 38 - Frenchy still sleeps with her teddy, Mr Sleepy Night."

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Enough, Lulu! Why are you doing this?

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OK. I just wanted to show you what a great friend I am, because...

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..I might not be able to make it to your gala

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and if I don't, we might not be friends.

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I know I said I saw you do well in the future but I also...

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kind of saw us falling out.

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Because you missed my gala?

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-No way.

-Cookie says it's destiny.

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I promise I won't shout at you if you can't make it.

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Just...never speak to you again.

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Kidding!

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LULU SIGHS

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Sorry, Cookie, me old chum, but this time I'm right and you're wrong.

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Nothing can happen between today and tomorrow that will cause a rift

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between me and Frenchy.

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'Lulu!'

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Ye-es?

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'Can you come downsta-airs?'

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Why-y?

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'We're moving to South America!'

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WHAT?!

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I am NOT moving to South America.

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I'd miss Frenchy and the cafe

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and my hair not smelling of Globo Burgers!

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For once, I agree with the lunatic. I'm not going.

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There's nothing you can say to persuade me.

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SHE WHISPERS

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I want to sell chips in Chile.

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Fancy moving to South America?

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Can't, scared of flying.

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SHE WHISPERS

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I love to fly. Flying is the safest mode of transport.

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Great. So...

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Just leaves you, Lulu.

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SHE WHISPERS

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I want to do everything Minty just said.

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Excellent. So after we sign the Globo Burger contract tomorrow,

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we'll be ready to leave.

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Now all we need is a good night's sleep.

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You almost had me fooled then.

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Hang on, I can't hear you.

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-What are these earplugs made of?

-Treacle and gingerbread.

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-Absorbs all sound.

-So, what did she say?

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Well,

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basically, that life as you know it will be over

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-when they sign the contracts tomorrow.

-I need to stop her!

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First things first, em,

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You gonna eat those?

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Eeew!

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Can you see?

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This is why we fall out.

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My whole family are wearing ponchos!

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This is the big emergency?

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Of course it is!

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I might be moving across the world!

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Look, French, you should probably go to your gala.

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We're still friends though, right?

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Table 12, now! Your dad's about to sign the contract!

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Lulu!

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Yeah, well think about this, Dad. You don't want to do it!

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Moving to South America to sell quarter pounders?

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SO last year!

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Yes. Of course he does. We all do.

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-I don't want to.

-Now, Lulu.

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Cookie?

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Earplugs.

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Cookie!

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COOKIE BURPS

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Sorry, felt a bit peckish. Heads up.

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Lulu?

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Hola, Frenchy.

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Are you feeling OK?

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Muy bien. Ha-ha.

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I came back. Helping to stop you moving away

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is more important than some stupid gala.

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Oh, that's all settled now.

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Once Dad's taped the contract back together,

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we're heading for the airport.

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Spanish.

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Er, Cookie? You around?

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I don't think Lulu's quite herself.

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Awesome powers of observation. Of course she's not herself!

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-Tell me what to do! If you're here, give me a sign.

-Hello! I'm here!

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Look, signs!

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Oh, for crying out loud!

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What trumps a magic spoon? A bigger spoon!

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Cookie? Did you do this? Are you trying to tell me something?

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Ask another stupid question

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and you don't want to know where this is going.

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Duh! Big spoon, bigger powers of persuasion.

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I think.

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Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

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Lulu! You don't want to move to South America.

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I don't want to move to South America.

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No, I don't.

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You have to persuade your family to stay.

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Yeah, and just how am I supposed to...

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Stop!

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Dad, you don't want to move to Brazil.

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Yes, I don't.

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Minty, you're not really a bossy person.

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No! That's JUST what I always tell people.

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Ten, 20 times a day if I have to.

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Chip, you don't want to go to Peru either.

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Not cos you're scared of flying but...

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cos you love it so much you want to stay in Britain and take lessons.

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Yes. Thanks, Lulu, you're the wind beneath my wings.

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Torquil. You'd sooner tidy my room than move to Argentina.

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That seems unlikely...and yet strangely compelling.

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As for you, Mr Businessman.

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You want to quit Globo Burger and go into...

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..organic vegetables.

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Onions for everyone.

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-Well done, Lu. I think that's everybody.

-Not quite.

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I still need to persuade YOU to get to that gala and swim brilliantly.

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And come back with a trophy.

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Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Let's do this.

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I thought you said Frenchy didn't want magic help.

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I didn't give her any.

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That was just me bigging up my best mate.

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See you at the gala?

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So glad we spontaneously decided not to go and sell burgers in Bolivia.

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Or pizzas in Paraguay.

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Right, come on, let's go.

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Sir, madam. I know what you want.

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You want two more fish-and-chip pizzas.

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-I have never been so insulted in all my life. Come on, Norman

-Yes, dear.

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One pizza to share? Between two? With a side salad, maybe?

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Er... uh... oh.

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Chip.

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Do you think you can still make us that web advert?

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Yeah, cool.

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I can't understand it. You were brilliant at swimming.

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And you were brilliant at cheering me on.

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So why are we still destined to fall out

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and say horrible things to each other?

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There you are, my little stars.

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What's going on?

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We're filming the commercial.

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Come on.

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OK, Lulu here, Frenchy here.

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Now, your character wants to eat here at Gina's. Yay!

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Lulu, your character wants to eat at Globo Burger. Boo!

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so now you're both having an argument. Here's your lines.

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OK? Ready...

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and...action.

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You want to eat at crummy old Globo Burger? I hate you.

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Here that, Lu? I hate you.

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-Like I'm bothered. Anyway,

-I

-hate YOU.

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-Fine! So why don't you just leave?

-Don't worry, I am!

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THEY SCREAM

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CUT!

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No, no, no, no, no.

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You're meant to be having an argument.

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OK. Let's go again. Reset!

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Do you think we ruined Minty's ad?

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LULU GIGGLES

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Slaughtered it, more like!

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I hope you don't have the same fish allergy as Chip does. What a wimp.

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Hey, he's just sensitive, OK? Shut up.

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No...

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..you shut up!

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No. YOU shut up.

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-No, you shut up.

-I'm so going to get you back for this.

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Get me back? Have you seen what I'm wearing?

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-At least you don't look like a fish!

-Shut up.

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