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Explosives Direct. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
I've got a delivery for, er, SKUL. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
One kilogram dugranite... | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Is that what you ordered? | 0:00:23 | 0:00:24 | |
INTERCOM: Yup. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Enough to blow up a school. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
HE LAUGHS EVILLY | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Bills, bills and more bills. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Oh, | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
-this one's for you. -You read it. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
It'll probably be another demand for money. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
"Dear Kenneth Flatley, | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
"regarding the dying wishes of your great Aunt...Jemima"? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
Jemima. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
My father's aunt. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
She moved to America and... Oh, I remember now, | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
she married a millionaire oil baron from somewhere like... | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
BOTH: Khazboldia. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
She inherited all his money, | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
but now she's died. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
"As one of her four favourite relatives, | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
"you have been invited to share her fortune | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
"totalling £4 million"! £4 million between four of you. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:25 | |
Headmaster! You're going to be a... | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
Millionaire. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
The 21st century faces a new kind of threat. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
Old-school spies have had their day | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
Hidden in a place no villain will think to look. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Welcome to MI High. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Ooh! Thank you! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Thank you, oh! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
BELL RINGS Thank you! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
So Flatley's getting a million quid. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
And some new friends. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Ah, sir. When is after-school morris dancing club start again? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
Ah, at last, Timothy. A useful hobby. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Ah, Frank. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
Could you round up some extra chairs for my office? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
I've got some relatives coming for the reading of my... | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
great aunt's will. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Today's the big day. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
No problem, Mr F. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:35 | |
Here, bit unusual to have the reading of a will at a school, | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
-isn't it? -Yes, the solicitor asked if he could do it here. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Something about his office being redecor-r-r... Ooh, oh! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:46 | |
"Turn down your share of the money or I blow up your precious school. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
"And don't tell the cops neither." | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Blow up the school! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
Does that mean a bomb? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
Keep this to yourself. We don't want to cause a panic. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
I'll search every corner of the school if I have to. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Yes, thank you, Frank. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
You're a good man in a crisis. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
I mean, who could possibly want to do this? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
-Sir? -Oooh! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
I found this South American weavers cooperative. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
I thought with your new fortune, you might want to buy them a school. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
-That's a kind thought, Avril, but... -Sir, relax. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
-You're in the hands of professionals. -Am I? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
We are your new personal shoppers. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Clothes, accessories, shoes. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Cars, televisions, gadgets. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Er! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
I know what you're all after - | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
some of his million. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
Well, he hasn't even got it yet. Have you? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
No. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
Run along. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
-Go! -Oooh! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
I am so sorry about them. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
Now, you mentioned you'd forgotten your lunch. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
So, I thought you might like to buy a sandwich. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
It's really not necessary, Mrs King. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
No, no, no! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
I insist. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
We can't have the top man going hungry, can we? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
Hmm. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Keep away from Mr Flatley today. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
He's got a lot on his plate without you acting all matey. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
ELECTRONIC BEEP | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
WARNING ALARM BEEPS | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
This was on Flatley's desk. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
"Turn down your share of the money | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
"or I'll blow up your precious school!" | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
-ALL: What? -Must be a hoax. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
Unfortunately not. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Right, I have a gadget for you. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
Detector specs. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
They show up the tiniest trace of any unusual substance. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
What can you see? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:13 | |
ELECTRONIC BEEPING | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Dugranite? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
Dugranite - a rare and powerful explosive. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Whoever sent that note is serious. There is a bomb in the school. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
We need to evacuate. Everyone's in danger! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
One wrong move could trigger the bomb. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Who'd want Flatley to turn down his million? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Any one of his relatives. They would all get a share of it. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
-Oh, that's bad. -What? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
The only supplier of dugranite made their last delivery six weeks ago... | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
to SKUL. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
I thought you said Flatley's relatives would get the money? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
They would. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
Though it appears one of them is working for SKUL. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
-Unbelievable. -Shouldn't we call the police? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
-The note says not to. -The bomb squad, then! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
We don't want to cause a panic, this is SKUL we're talking about. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
We're the best people to deal with this. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
I want you to find out which relative is behind this | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
-and stop them before Flatley accepts the money. -Look. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
The Flatleys - they're arriving. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
Result. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
The bomber licked the envelope. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:08 | |
We have DNA. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Get DNA samples before they reach the office - | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
skin, hair, nails, anything! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
And keep an eye out for the bomb. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
Wait! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
I didn't notice that before. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
-Carrie, come on! -No, you go. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
TICKING | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
OK, Oscar. Approaching you now is Flatley's Uncle Hamish - | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
a university lecturer in advanced chemistry. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
He certainly has the know-how to make a bomb. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
FAINT BAGPIPE MUSIC | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Professor Hamish Flatley? | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
I've had a hell of a journey | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
and this is the welcome I get. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
One of the nit-ridden kids. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
HE GROANS | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
BOX TICKS | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
LOUD ROCK MUSIC | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Rose, heading your way is the head's second cousin - | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
Nozzy Flatley - lead singer with Flaky Pastry, | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
probably the worst rock band ever. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
In 20 years they've never had a hit, | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
so the money will be very tempting to him. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
-Flipping heck! -Nervous? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Er, no, no. Just, em, | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
you know, excited. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
I'm here for the reading of the will. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
I know a shortcut. Follow me. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
ROCK MUSIC SWELLS Oh. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
TICKING | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
ELECTRONIC BUZZING | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Carrie. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
Carrie! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
CUCKOO CHIMES | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
"Dear Mr Flatley, | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
"congrats on your exciting news! | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
"From all at the Caravan Club." | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Carrie, about time! The last Flatley's here. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
-It's the Reverend Jeanette. She's approaching reception. -On my way. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
She runs a drop-in centre for youngsters, but check this - it's under threat due to lack of funding. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:45 | |
Hey, homie. Bunking off? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
School's like, well boring, yeah? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
No! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
I mean, I'm here to show you to the will reading. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
Wicked! | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
Yeah, you must be excited about the money. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Oh, no, no. As long as I've got a roof over my noggin. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
Dosh can't buy you happiness. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
-You feel me? -Yeah. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Well, em, just follow me. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Oh, thank you. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
Headmaster? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
Frank's a good man in a crisis. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Headmaster, this is Mr Pronting, the solicitor. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
Frank's a good man in a crisis. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Frank's a good man in a crisis. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
-Frank's a good man in a crisis. -He's just overexcited. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Frank's a good man in a... | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
Would you like to contribute a ginger hair to my science project? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
Contribute a ginger hair? | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
I havnae got time for this. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Obviously the more samples I get, the better. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
We're trying to find out why ginger dominates - | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
why it always comes out on top. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Ah. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
Because it's the best hair colour. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Ooh! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
Obviously. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Stupid boy. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
Now, | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
where's this head's office? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Rose? Hamish is certainly aggressive enough to be the bomber. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Nozzy's as nervous as anything, and he obviously wants the money. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
And then, once I've built my own studio, | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
we won't need to sign to a label. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
We're going to be huge, bigger even than Take That! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
SUCKING | 0:10:17 | 0:10:18 | |
Ready? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:25 | |
Hamish's DNA sample. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
COMPUTER BEEPS | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Rose, Nozzy's. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
His dandruff will contain DNA. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
COMPUTER BEEPS | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
So it's Jeanette? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
I knew she was too good to be true. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Here. Should be enough saliva for a match. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Then we need to find where she's hidden the bomb... | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
-COMPUTER BEEPS -What? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 | |
It's none of them. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
-The bomber must be someone else. -But who? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Everything's gone hunky dory. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
I'll be listening in. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
-LAUGHS EVILLY -And if I don't get my money... | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
Kaboom! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
CHUCKLES EVILLY | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
That note didn't just arrive by magic. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Here's the CCTV from first thing this morning. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
Er, why would Scoop be working for SKUL? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
Look. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:46 | |
Scoop's just the delivery boy. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
Someone giving him... | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
a bear and an envelope | 0:11:50 | 0:11:51 | |
and some money for doing it. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
And this is our only angle? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
That's our bomber. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
I'll find Scoop and get a description. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
I'm thinking the dugranite might be... | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Inside that teddy bear. I'm on it. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-And you're on forensic analysis. -Yes! | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
BELLS JINGLE | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
Yeah, go on. Laugh away. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Truth is, this is the best way to get in Flatley's good books | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
and it's a short step from his good books to his wallet. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Oh, so that's why you took him a cuddly toy this morning! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
You, em... | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
-You saw that? -Dude, you must really like him. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
No! No, no, no, no! | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
See... You, you've got it wrong, see? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
I was given that from someone else, innit. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
Straight up, some bloke at the gates. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
What bloke? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Don't know. I've never seen him before. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Erm, '80s mullet... | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
erm, dungarees... | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
sort of talked funny as well. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
A foreign accent? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:56 | |
Don't know. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:57 | |
Maybe. Why? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Just that you probably helped an underworld crime syndicate | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
with a plan to blow up the school. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
Pull the other one. It's got bells on it! | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
Er, Mr Flatley? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
I'm not leaving Flipsy and friends alone with them. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
But what about the will? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
I just need to speak to Frank. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
I'll give him ten minutes. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
If he's not back by then, | 0:13:31 | 0:13:32 | |
I'll have to split his share between the other three. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
He'll be back. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:36 | |
Er, hi. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
The bear on Mr Flatley's desk. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
My sister gave it to him by accident and now she's upset. Could I just...? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Sorry. Legal proceedings. I can't let you in. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
Ahh, where is he off to? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
I dinnae trust the English! | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
Nae offence. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
It's Hamish. He has dugranite on his fingers. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
But he didn't match the DNA from the envelope. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Plus Scoop described a man with dungarees and a mullet. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
Maybe they're working together. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
We need to get into Flatley's office and scan that bear. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
Classic - using newspaper letters to avoid handwriting analysis. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
Could've come from anyone. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:24 | |
Look! Colour. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
In Britain we spell it with a U, right? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Here it says C-O-L-O-R - the American way. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
Whoever bought this newspaper was from America. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
Great. That narrows it down to, oh, 300 million people. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
MOBILE BEEPS | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
Hello. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
Frank, I know who the bomber is. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Great, who? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
It's one of my relatives. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
They're the ones who get my share of the money! Now, | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
I don't know which one it is, | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
but I'm going to call the police right now. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
No need, I've already found the bomb | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
-and defused it. -Really? | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
How did you manage that? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
Er, it was a badge I got in the Cubs. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
It all came flooding back. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Frank, you're a marvel! | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
-Well done. -Cheers, Mr F. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
Frank! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
The note says not to call the police. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
It could've triggered the bomb. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
If he thinks it's been defused, he's bound to take the money now, | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
which will also trigger it! | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
I had no choice. I've bought you some extra time to find the bomber. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Now I have to evacuate the school. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
It's getting too dangerous. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
-Headmaster? -Hmm? | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Are you all right? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:44 | |
Tickety-boo, Mrs King. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
I'll tell you what, Frank London is my new best friend! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
I wonder if he'd like a new car... | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
HE KNOCKS ON DOOR | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
ROCK MUSIC PLAYS | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Wow! | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
I heard you were here. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:05 | |
I love Flaky Pastry. Would you sign this? | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Oh, right, fans! No problem, mate. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
Hey! | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
This isn't opened. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
I know. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
I keep all my Flaky Pastry CDs safely in | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
their original wrapping. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:23 | |
They're that precious. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Precious? | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
You mean, you've never listened to them? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
Never. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
Wow! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
I'll just get a pen. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
There's no dugranite on the bear, but there is a listening device. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
That must be so the bomber can hear if Flatley takes the money. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
If we invert the frequency of the transmitter in the bear, | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
we should be able to pinpoint the receiver. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
There. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
A few streets away. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:52 | |
You go, I'll search for the bomb. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
There you go, mate. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:58 | |
Remember, | 0:17:00 | 0:17:01 | |
keep the flake! | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
Nice shades, man. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
Oscar, this is mad. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:09 | |
He's got dugranite on him too. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
So Nozzy and Hamish are part of this somehow? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
But it was the dungaree man who gave Scoop the note. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
Time to find out who's listening in to Teddy FM. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
Nice stash! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
These kids must think he's well quality. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
Now, the sooner we do this, the sooner I can order the... | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
seven-berth Winchester deluxe caravan, | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
complete with aquarium, ha-ha! | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
Come on, Mr Pronting. Chop, chop. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
Check it, he's got his own little mic, | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
look! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
RECEIVER SCREECHES | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Lost him. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
Frank? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:56 | |
The newspaper lettering is dodgy. All the B's have a tiny bit missing. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
I'm searching for a match. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
Got it. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:04 | |
Our bomber comes all the way from Nohorse, Alabama, | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
USA. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
He's obviously desperate for the money, | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
but we have to stop him somehow. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
No, you won't stop him. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:17 | |
Mr Flatley WILL get his money | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
and then he WILL buy me a Porsche. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
Mrs King? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
Everyone's ready. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
We just need you and one other witness. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
I have the perfect person. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Oh, I was just about to do a fire drill. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
I'm not letting you out of my sight. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
ELECTRONIC BUZZING | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Rose? We've lost the signal. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
I found a newspaper archive. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
"Dwayne Flatley, 43, rescued his pet cat, Rosco-Pea, | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
"after destroying his home with an experiment...using dugranite." | 0:18:56 | 0:19:01 | |
Dwayne Flatley... But, | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
where is he now? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:04 | |
He's renting a lock-up round the corner. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
I'll check it out. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
MRS KING: 'I have our witness, Mr Pronting... | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
BEEPING | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
Oscar? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
Yeah, I see him. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
ANSWER MACHINE BEEPS | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
'Hi there, Rosco-Pea. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
'I've left you a saucer of milk on the side | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
'and I'll be all right soon. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
'Everything's going to be hunky-dory. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
'I'll be listening in | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
'and if I don't get my money...' | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
HE LAUGHS EVILLY | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
'Kaboom!' | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
MACHINE BEEPS | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
Rosco-Pea. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:40 | |
"Confirming your status as an animal charity"? | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
Weird. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
Oscar? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
No sign of Dwayne. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:48 | |
That's because he's here. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:49 | |
I'm on my way, just need to check something out. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
Guys, | 0:20:52 | 0:20:53 | |
I'm stuck in the office, | 0:20:53 | 0:20:54 | |
it's up to you now. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
Er... | 0:20:56 | 0:20:57 | |
No time for odd jobs. Now, sit down | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
where I can keep an eye on you. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
No hillbilly's going to blow up our school. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
Oscar, the bomb trigger. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
Y'all get back. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:11 | |
Come any closer... and I'll blow us all sky high. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:17 | |
In order to receive your share... | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
..you each need to sign this form. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
Before we start, | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
I'd like to know which one of you sent me the note | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
about a bomb. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
A note like this one | 0:21:34 | 0:21:39 | |
threatening my precious lecture theatre? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Mine said, "Your precious church." | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
"Precious shed." | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
It's where I keep my drum kit. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
They each got a note. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
That's why they all had dugranite on their fingers. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
So you're working alone? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:55 | |
Stay back! | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
I will do it. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
Where's the bomb, Dwayne? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
I'm not saying nothing... | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
till I hear 'em say no to the money. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:06 | |
You all got a note, | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
but you were all brave enough to come here today? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
No-one tells me what to do. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:12 | |
For a million quid, it seemed like a chance worth taking. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
Chillax, man! | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
It's probably some Herbert having a giraffe. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
Oh, no, no, no! | 0:22:21 | 0:22:22 | |
It was a real bomb. Frank here defused it. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Good heavens above! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
A real bomb! | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
Ach, who'd do that? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Wait a minute. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
If we all turned down the money, | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
who gets it? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:35 | |
It's in the small print. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
It goes to an animal charity - | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
SKUL. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:42 | |
SKUL. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
CAT MEADOWS | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
Dilute it. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
Aggravate. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Heat. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:00 | |
Distil. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
Gives you liquid dugranite! | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
Carrie? Dwayne converted the dugranite into a liquid, | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
that's why it didn't show up. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:12 | |
Flatley's carried it into the school in a vase of flowers. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
Repeat, the dugranite is in the vase. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
-WHISPERS: The bomb's in a vase in Flatley's office. -Frank's in there. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
No interruptions. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
Nothing is going to stop Mr Flatley from getting this money. Got it? | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
You're doing all this just for the money? | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
Oh, no. | 0:23:58 | 0:23:59 | |
It's not for me. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
I just want SKUL to have the money. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
I believe in everything SKUL stands for. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
-MR FLATLEY: -I've made up my mind. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
We don't give in to bullies at this school. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
I shall be taking my share of the money. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
Thank you. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:14 | |
No! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
You stupid... | 0:24:21 | 0:24:22 | |
HE PRESSES SWITCH | 0:24:22 | 0:24:23 | |
BOMB BEEPS | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Two minutes till... | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
..kaboom. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:34 | |
I can't stop it. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
You need my four-digit code. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
You'll blow up this whole school! | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
If SKUL don't get the money, | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
life's not worth living. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
SKUL? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:54 | |
Save Kittens with Unconditional Love? | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
Carrie, Dwayne doesn't work for the Grand Master. It's a different SKUL. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
A charity. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
Save Kittens with Unconditional Love. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
He might not be the Grand Master, | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
-but he's crazy enough to blow up a school. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
I've got an idea. Call me back on my mobile. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Carrie? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
I'm not taking any money. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
The risk is too huge. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
I have no idea what he just said, | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
but I dare not put the church at risk. I decline. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
-MIAOWING -Mr Flatley keeps his kittens in school. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
They're all over the place. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
Of course, erm, | 0:25:42 | 0:25:43 | |
blowing up the school would make you a kitten killer. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
All right. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
I'll stop it. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
BOMB CONTINUES BEEPING | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
Hey, Rose, | 0:25:57 | 0:25:58 | |
the new ring tone totally worked. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
I've forgotten my PIN number! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
Frank! | 0:26:06 | 0:26:07 | |
Morse code. Let's just hope Frank's listening. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
LOUD TAPPING | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
That's terrorism. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
Nothing less. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:34 | |
Frank! | 0:26:47 | 0:26:48 | |
I changed the water in those earlier. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
Did smell quite odd. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
-WHISPERS: -Sit down. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
If I may continue, Mr Flatley. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
All the money is now coming to you. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
As you know, your aunt's husband was Khazboldian. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
Yes. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:09 | |
So all I need to do is convert | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
the four million Khazboldian pounds | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
into English money. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
Convert it? | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
You lucky beggar. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
Please dinnae say it's even more. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
How much is it? | 0:27:23 | 0:27:24 | |
Minus my fee, plus overtime... | 0:27:24 | 0:27:29 | |
£5. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
Exactly. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:32 | |
THEY ALL LAUGH | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
You owe me that for lunch. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
£5. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
That's funny! | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
ALL: Sir, Mr Flatley, sir! | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
He's in there. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:51 | |
ALL: Sir, Mr Flatley, sir! | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
-HE SOBS -I've spent it all! | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
On a sandwich! | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
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