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# Come on and get on down to the city | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Where the trains all clatter through | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
# Hey! Look at that driver driving | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
-# I want to ride that train of blue -Me too | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# I'm looking way up high to the windows | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# Take a peek for an inside view | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# All these people busy working | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# I want to see what they all do | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
# Come on, let's weave around the market | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
# Do you hear the hullabaloo? | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
# Everybody's busy selling | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
-# I wanna buy me something new -Me too | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# Look through the arches under the station | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
# Down where the pigeons perch and coo | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
# Take a taxi ride to the river | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# I wanna drive down the avenue | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
# Hey, look at those buses gleaming | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
# They look so clean and spanking new | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
# All lined up to drive around the city | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
-# Let me ting that bell -Ding, ding! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
# Going to ride on round to the school stop | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
# Where the children hurry through | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
# Sit down, the teacher's teaching | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
-# I'd love to learn a thing or two -Me too | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
# I love to skip in Riverseafingal | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
# Riverseafingal, by the sea... # | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Seven o'clock. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
# ..Come on and get on down to the city | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
-# Where the ferryboat sails are blue -Sails are blue | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
# Time to call on Granny Murray | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
-# She'd love to say hello to you! # -Hello! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:29 | |
Hello, honey pie! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Come away in and see who's at home today! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
# Granny Murray's house has two at home to play | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
# Granny Murray's house is home to? # | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Who's here today? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Well, we've got Megan and we've got Shaun. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
But don't just sit there, let's get busy! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
PFFFTTT! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
HORN HONKS | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
We're being silly today. Do you know why? | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
-Why? -Because today is Tell A Joke Day! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
And that's when we play silly tricks, like... | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
PFFFTTT! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
..whoopee cushions! And... | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
-HONKS HORN -..clown's horns! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
-Now, I'll tell you a joke. Are you ready? -Yes! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
I say, I say, I say, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
what do you call a happy hippopotamus? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
-I don't know. -A happypotamus! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
-THEY LAUGH -It's silly! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
We've got Megan and we've got Shaun, but someone's missing from home. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:34 | |
Oh! Not any more! Who's coming home to Granny Murray? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Oh, yes, it's Jack with Rudi. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
Hello, there! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
-Rudi! -Hi, Granny Murray. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
Hello, there! And Jack, well done. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
-Through we come! -HORN HONKS | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Hey! Oh, wow, sounds like a joke shop in here. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
We've been practising for Tell A Joke Day. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Wow! I like the sound of that. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
OK, I say, I say, I say, | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
-where did the sheep go to get his hair cut? -I don't know. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
The baaaa-rbers. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Ah, Rudi! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
Why don't you all dress Claude up as a funny man? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
I say, I say, I say, why did the bicycle fall over? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
It was "two tyred"! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
-Oh, I need to sit down after that. -Me too, my tummy aches from laughing. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:27 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Oh, Rudi, do you want to pull a cracker with me for Tell A Joke Day? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:34 | |
Oh, yeah, there's always a joke inside a cracker. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
POP! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
-GRANNY MURRAY CLEARS HER THROAT -I say, I say, I say, | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
what noise does a cat make in a racing car? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
I don't know. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Meeoowwww! | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
-THEY LAUGH -It's silly! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
I'll tell my customers that one. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
You know, my Angus was a proper joker, | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
-but sometimes he took it too far. -What do you mean? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Once, he and his big band were playing at a dance | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
and he stopped the music and said, | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
"Gentles and ladymen, | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
"I shall now play for you the Waterfall Symphony." | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
Then he took out a hosepipe and soaked everyone! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
Some of the dancers were very cross. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
You should always know when it's time to stop. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
I think we should stop chatting and go and check Claude out. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:30 | |
Oh, erm, Rudi, | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
-come and smell Claude's flower. -OK. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
I'm soaked through! PFFFTTT! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Jack, you little whoopee-snapper! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
Is that for me? I'll have fun with this at work. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
PFFFT! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Right, see you all later. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Bye-bye! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
Now, remember, always know when it's time to stop. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:04 | |
-Thanks, see you later. -Bye, bye, darling, | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
-I'll be thinking of you. -Me too. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Will you keep an eye on Rudi and make sure he goes the right way to work? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:14 | |
No time to walk today, can you tell me a quicker way? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
HORN HONKS Thanks. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
# I'm in, in, in, in, in a hurry | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
# I nee, nee, nee, need to speed to work | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
# I take a, take a trip in a taxi | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
# I'll be, be, be, be, be, be there quite quick | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
# Hurry, hurry, hurry through the streets now | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
# Rolling, rolling, rolling down the road | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
# Whining, whining, whining drives the speed up | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
# Squeaking, squeaking, squeaking slows us down. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
# Rolling, rolling, rolling through the streets now | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
# Squeaking, squeaking to a stop | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
# I'm in, in, in, in, in a hurry | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
# I nee, nee, nee, need to speed to work! # | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
HE PANTS | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Phew! Thanks for that. Now what? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Ah, I need to put on my work clothes. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
All dressed and ready to go. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
I reckon I'm gonna have some fun at work today! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
-Morning, Rudi. -Oh, hello, Mickey John. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
-Have you heard what day it is today? -Yep, Tell A Joke Day! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
I say, I say, I say, what do you get when a cow's got hiccups? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
Milkshake! THEY BOTH LAUGH | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
How about this one? What do you call a donkey with three legs? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
-A wonkey! -A wonkey! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Oh, I wish every day was Tell A Joke Day. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
You'll be telling jokes to your customers all day. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
You try and stop me. I can't wait! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
-Give away a joke with everything you sell. -Where do I get the jokes? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
As it happens, I've got a huge collection of cracker jokes. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
I've saved them up since I was ten. You can put one in every bag. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
Back soon. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
PFFTT! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Oh, I wonder how my little joker Jack's getting on? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal by the sea | 0:07:14 | 0:07:20 | |
# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal, that's for me. # | 0:07:20 | 0:07:25 | |
Oh, now you look like Tina Taxi! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
You put that on, then. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
That's what Raymond wears on the train. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
-BOY COUGHS -Oh, that's a bad cough. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
What else do we have in here? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
That's right. Oh, it's right down to the ground! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:43 | |
What a lot of silly sausages! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Is that nice? Do you like it? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
JACK LAUGHS | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
Oh, Jack, I wish Dad was here to share the giggle. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
Yeah. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
'What are you doing in the market, Daddy?' | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
-I'm back, Rudi. -Hello, Mickey John! Did you bring the cracker jokes? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
Yep. Listen to this. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
What does a farmer use to mend a hole in his trousers? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
I don't know! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
-A cabbage patch! -THEY LAUGH | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
-I'll put one in every bag. -Okey-dokey. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
-I'd better get back to school. See ya! -See ya, Mickey John. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:28 | |
Right, I'd best get down to work. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
# Doo-be doo-be-doo | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
# I make it look easy What I doo-be doo-be-do | 0:08:33 | 0:08:38 | |
# And what I do Is sell to you and you and you | 0:08:38 | 0:08:43 | |
# All of the veggies for a stew | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
# But it's more than meets the eye | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
# What I do for you | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
# As I buy and buy | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
# While you still sleep | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
# Those fruit and veg to eat | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
# And the flowers in the early hours | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
# So when wake-up comes | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
# It's there for you | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
# The market stalls are there to view | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
# Oh, the market, the market What a wonderful place | 0:09:17 | 0:09:22 | |
# The hubbub of people The smiles on each face | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
# Oh, the market, the market Come look around | 0:09:26 | 0:09:31 | |
# The hustle, the bustle The bubbles of sound | 0:09:31 | 0:09:36 | |
# The colours so chaotic and spilling about | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
# The smells all exotic, yeah The market cries out | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
# Objects to excite you And draw you near | 0:09:44 | 0:09:49 | |
# The buying and the selling Cheap or dear | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
# The market, the market I just love to be there | 0:09:53 | 0:09:58 | |
# The market is a wonderful place! Diddly-doo-be-da be-doo-be-da-ba | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
# Ba-da-be-doo-be-da doo-be-da-doo. # | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
-Hello, Rudi. -Hello, Bobby. Hey, heard any jokes today? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
Erm, kind of. Here, hold out your hands. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
OK. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Is it real? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Had you fooled. It's a rubber worm but looks like a real one. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
It feels just like a real worm too! | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
-Where did you get it? -Kai's got loads from a joke shop, | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
and I'm fed up of finding them around the house, | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
so I thought you might use them. There's 20 there. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
Brilliant, Bobby. I'll find a use for them. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
-I'm sure you will. See ya! -See ya later, Bobs! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
-PFFTT! -Oops! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
HE LAUGHS Oh, naughty me! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Rubber worms, eh? I wonder what you're wriggling about doing, Jack? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:55 | |
Jack leads the way, everybody! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
Jack! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Woo-woo! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
-Do you think Dad's having as much fun as us? -Yes. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
I'm gonna play a joke that'll really make Jack laugh when I tell him. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:25 | |
I'm gonna hide these rubber worms in the fruit and veg. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
Worms ahoy! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
-Hi, there, Rudi. -Hello, Doc! What can I get for you? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
-Two juicy apples, please. -Two juicy apples coming right up. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
Hey, Doc, I say, I say, I say, | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
-what's worse than finding a maggot in your apple? -I don't know. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:57 | |
-Finding half a maggot! -Oh, very good. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
-That's part of Tell A Joke Day, I suppose. -Yep. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
You get a free joke in every bag. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-Great, I like a good laugh. -In that case, | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
I'll give you an extra bonus joke. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
There you go, two lovely, juicy apples. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
-50 pence, please. -Thanks, Rudi. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
-Maybe you should check I've given you the right apples. -All right. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:26 | |
Ohh! Oh! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
-There's a worm in the bag. -It's not a real worm, Doc! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:35 | |
It's a rubber worm. It was a joke. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
I don't think that's funny. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
What if I'd eaten a bit of rubber worm? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
I would have got an upset tummy. That's a joke too far. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
-Keep your apples. Goodbye. -But, Doc... | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
Oh, what have I done? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
I've been trying to make my customers laugh because it's Tell A Joke Day, | 0:12:53 | 0:12:58 | |
and I've gone and upset my best customer. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
What will I do? Where did the time go? | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
At seven o'clock, I dropped Jack off. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
They made funny noises with a whoopee cushion. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
The children dressed Claude as a funny man. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
Granny Murray told me it was Tell A Joke Day. We had a great giggle. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:20 | |
At eight o'clock, I got to work and unpacked my stall. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
At nine o'clock, Mickey John and I told jokes. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
I laughed and laughed. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
Mickey John had an idea - I could give away a joke to every customer. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
At ten o'clock, Mickey John came back with a bag of jokes | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
for me to put into the fruit and veg bags. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
At three o'clock, Bobby played a joke on me. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
She put a worm in my hand, but it was a joke rubber worm. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:48 | |
She left me a whole bag of rubber worms to have fun with. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:52 | |
At four o'clock, I put the worms all over my stall as a joke. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
I thought Jack would think it was hilarious. | 0:13:56 | 0:14:00 | |
But Dr Juno didn't. When I put a worm in her apples, | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
she screamed and said she didn't want to buy my apples after all. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
She went off in a huff. I've upset my best customer. What can I do? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:12 | |
Remember, always know when it's time to stop. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
Always know when it's time to stop. That's it! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
I need to find all these rubber worms before I make one joke too many. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:24 | |
I've got one here, which leaves 19 to find before my next customer arrives. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:31 | |
Right, it's a race against time! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
# I've got to do it I've got to do it | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
# I've got to beat the clock before the chime | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
# I've got to sort it I've got to sort it | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
# I've got to do the job on time | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
# Like a busy bee I'm going to beat that bong | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
# I'm going to finish this job before I finish this so-o-o-ong | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
# Do we think he's going to do it? Do the job that needs to be done? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:54 | |
# Will he know how to fix it? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
# Will he finish what he has begun? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
# As sure as we are friends, he will get there in the end | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
# Because he knows what he should do | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
-# I'm gonna do it -He's gonna do it | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
# I'm gonna beat the clock before the chime | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
-# I'm gonna sort it -He's gonna sort it | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
# I'm gonna do the job on time | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
# Like a busy bee I'm going to beat that bong | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
# I'm going to finish this job Before I finish this so-o-o-ong. # | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
Phew! I managed to find all 20 worms. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
And now they're safely back in the bag. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
-Rudi, I'm sorry I flew off the handle like that. -No, Doc, | 0:15:27 | 0:15:31 | |
it was my fault, I'm really sorry. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
-I was just a bit shocked. -You were right. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
We don't want anybody swallowing any rubber worms. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
I know now when a joke's got to stop. And here are two lovely, juicy apples | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
absolutely free and absolutely free of worms. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
-Thank you, Rudi. See you later. -See ya later, Doc. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:15:53 | 0:15:54 | |
Oh, I wonder if Jack's got a smile on his face now. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
Let's play a game of Jelly-giggle! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
-Do you want to? -Yes. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
We have to eat our jelly, and look into each other's eyes, | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
but we mustn't laugh. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
-Are we ready? -Yes. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
Serious face. No laughing. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Go! | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
-JACK LAUGHS -You're too funny, Jack. Honestly! | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
I bet Dad wishes he was here playing Jelly-giggle. It's all wobbly! | 0:16:28 | 0:16:33 | |
'I want to be with you, Daddy.' | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Rudi, come away through! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
Someone to see you, Jack. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
-Daddy! -Hey, give us a cuddle. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
-Sounds like you've had a great time. -Yep. -We sure did. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
-Say thanks to Granny Murray. -Thanks, Granny Murray! | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
It's a pleasure, my angel. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
Thanks from me, too, Granny Murray. I remembered what you said - | 0:17:02 | 0:17:07 | |
-always know when to stop. It saved the day. -Thanks, Rudi. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
Right, come on, you two, you'd better be off. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Come on, mate. There you go. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Bye, my darlings, I'm looking forward to next time. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
Me too. Come on, Jack! Let's talk about our time away. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
I suppose you want me to tell you all about my time too. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:31 | |
# Well, there was | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
# Waving, greeting, hello, meeting | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
# Bye-bye, closing, waking, dozing | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
# Eating, sleeping, fetching, sketching | 0:17:37 | 0:17:38 | |
# Painting, stretching, glueing, chewing | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
# Sticking up and wiping round | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
# Dressing up and sitting down. # | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
SHE PUFFS | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
But what was really special about today? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
Well, Claude was dressed as a funny man | 0:17:50 | 0:17:55 | |
because today was Tell A Joke Day. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
The children told some brilliant jokes and made funny noises. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
Rudi told me some jokes as well. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
Then we dressed up in silly clothes. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
We mixed them all up, we looked hilarious. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
And when we went to the park, we had more fun. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
We tried to see who could do the silliest walk. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Back at home, Jack and I had bowls of jelly, | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
so we played Jelly-giggle. It was impossible to keep a straight face. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:27 | |
Later, Rudi said he remembered about when it was time to stop. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
So everything had a happy ending. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
Come closer if you want to smell my flower. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
Did I squirt you? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
I hope you enjoyed yourself. Me too. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
Bye-bye, honey pie. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal by the sea | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal, that's for me. # | 0:18:51 | 0:18:56 | |
# Come on and get on down to the city | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
-# Where the ferryboat sails are blue -Sails are blue | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
# Time to call on Granny Murray | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
# She'd love to say goodbye to you! # | 0:19:04 | 0:19:10 |