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'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.

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'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street.

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'The only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary.

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'All Roy really wants is to fit in,

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'but it's very hard to stay out of trouble when you're a cartoon.'

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Roy!

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Roy!

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Roy!

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Roy!

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'Once again, Roy O'Brien's passion for gaming has landed him

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'in trouble.'

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Oh, please, sir. I promise I won't play it in class any more.

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Grinning like a clown isn't doing you any favours, Roy.

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This is a school, not a circus.

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Despite certain unnamed individuals running it like one.

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Now, get back to class and don't let me catch you

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with this infernal game thingamajig again.

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-Oh. I had one of those calendars last summer, sir.

-Really?

-Yeah.

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Each X was for a day I didn't shower. I lasted a whole month.

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Ugh!

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ROY SNIFFS

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Fair play, sir. Are you not showering either?

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No. I mean yes!

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Of course I shower!

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Each X marks another day I've gone without chocolate.

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And another day closer to my reward.

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This is limited edition chocolate.

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Made by the monks in Belgium.

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They only make 100 of these bars each year.

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And this is the first time I've managed to get my hands on one.

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It's all about restraint, O'Brien.

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The longer I wait, the more amazing this chocolate will taste.

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In just three days from now,

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I will have gone 150 days without chocolate.

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And this will taste like...

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..heaven.

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Yeah, but, why not eat it now?

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Maybe you should try restraint, O'Brien.

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Learning to control your obsessions rather than be controlled

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by them will be an excellent life lesson.

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-Oh, please, sir. I'll go insane if I can't game at lunchtime!

-See?

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Obsessed.

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Woo-hoo! Dragon's Breath.

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If we really work together, we might even finish the quest tonight.

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Prepare to die, dragons!

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Guys, mind if I join your guild?

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I'm bored of taking on these orcs and trolls by myself.

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Nah, it's just us lads.

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Ha - you reckon girls can't game as good as boys?

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Pretty much.

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I bet I finish this game by myself before you lot are even close.

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-Smell you later, losers.

-Tara, wait.

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I think that might have been a bit harsh.

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FOOTBALL PLAYS ON TV

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What's Roy up to? We haven't seen him since we arrived.

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DISTRACTED: Er, upstairs playing some game on his computer.

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He should be out playing with friends

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instead of sitting on his bum in front of a screen.

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Yeah. Defo.

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No-one listens any more.

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It's all computers.

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Puzzles, TV.

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And blinking phones. You have all gone blinking mad with it.

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Yeah. You're dead right.

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You're dead... Go on, hit it.

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Get in there! 1-0! Ha-ha!

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Come on, love, let's go home.

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We're almost there.

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It's 2:30 in the morning.

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If my parents find out I'm still awake at this hour,

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-I'll be grounded for months.

-School's in a few hours.

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Come on! We've been at this every night for a week now.

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We're so close.

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-Just one final push and we're there.

-Must...sleep.

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Will sleep help us kill those battalions of swamp orcs?

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Did sleep guide us through the dragon's lair? No!

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Sleep is for the weak.

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It's just a game. See you in school.

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-It's supposed to be a laugh. Chill out.

-Chill out?

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When I'm so close to finishing the quest? Never!

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DOG BARKS

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Oh, lovely!

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That should keep me going.

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ALARM CLOCK

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Go away, stupid morning! I'm almost finished.

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ALARM STOPS

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Make spell engage. Die, orc!

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Oh, no you don't, troll. Ha-ha!

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This dragon slayer is too fast for that spell!

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OK, Dragon, you've made your last piece of human toast.

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Prepare to die!

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Where's all my chocolate gone?

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Roy!

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Arrrggh! Attack!

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Take that, vile trolls!

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At last, the sword of destiny is mine! With shield of Morgot,

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I am invincible!

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I think you've a bit of a fever there, love.

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-We're going to get you some medicine.

-Away, vile sorceress!

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I'll have none of your potions!

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-Roy O'B... Oh, you little...!

-You mistake me for someone else, troll.

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-I am Roy of Helmsford, slayer of dragons.

-Classic!

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-He actually thinks he's in Dragon's Breath.

-What?

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It's an online game Roy's been playing all week with his guild.

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Guild?!

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It's like a gang of nerdy losers who play games together,

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-all of Roy's mates, basically.

-Right, Roy, come on!

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-Snap out of it.

-Snap out of what, chubby troll?

-Oh, you...

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-Well, at least he recognises you, Da.

-The witch speaks.

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Ha. He knows you too, doesn't he?

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Sh! Roy, it's just a game, love, it's not real, now come on.

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-Wake up for Ma.

-Now, now. It's no use, love.

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It looks like he's stuck living in the game.

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-Dr Rasheed?

-Yet again.

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-We should ask him to move in here, shouldn't we?

-Yeah.

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What manner of serpent is this, wizard? Stay away!

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You see, he's been up all night playing that game thingy.

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Hasn't slept for 24 hours.

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OK. Let's step out in the hall.

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ROY SNORES

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Sorry about that snoring. He gets that from his mother.

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Ha-ha(!)

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OK. It seems that Roy's obsession with this game, coupled with

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severe lack of sleep, has led to him having a serious break with reality.

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-Oh, no, he just needs to sleep it off.

-No.

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Well, it's a possibility

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but I really think he's in too deep at this stage.

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So what's the cure then, Doc?

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Well, here's what I'm thinking - and bear with me.

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I think the best thing for you guys to do would be to actually help

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Roy to finish this Dragon's Breath quest game in real life.

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And then hopefully he'll just snap back into reality.

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We don't know how this whole game thing works.

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-I'll start calling his friends. They'll know.

-Yes.

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And quickly, Maura, because I'm concerned that, if Roy doesn't snap

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out of this soon, he won't be able to get back to normal.

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Right, let's get Roy home to sort this out

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while he's still out for the count.

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We've been a terrible example for Roy.

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Wait a minute now,

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how has Roy thinking he's a dragon slayer our fault?

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There's no family time any more.

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Everyone's obsessed with their own little things.

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As soon as Roy is fixed,

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-there's going to be some changes in this house.

-Here we go.

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From now on, it'll be everybody at that dinner table together.

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No games, phones or TV.

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-And Sudoku?

-That's different. It's good for the brain.

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-BOTH:

-Different!

-That's right.

-Yeah.

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Now you keep an eye on Roy while we go and sort out this quest.

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Today, Bill!

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Lads, thanks so much for helping, we'd be lost without yous.

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So, what part of the quest has Roy left to finish?

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Er, well, it's complicated.

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We haven't quite finished the quest yet.

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-Niall said you were brilliant at the game.

-We ARE brilliant at the game.

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We just haven't finished yet.

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If you don't know how the game ends,

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how are we supposed to recreate it in real life?

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I can help you.

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It's her.

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I have finished the quest.

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By myself.

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THEY GASP

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I can tell you what Roy needs to do to finish.

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Great, what do we have to do?

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Easy.

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You have to help Roy back past swamp trolls,

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defeat a dragon, decipher a cryptic map

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that leads into the sorcerer's lair and destroy his golden wand.

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This sounds like the perfect opportunity for the students

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-to experience cross media social integration.

-Lovely.

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Yes, the costumes can be made by the theatre management class,

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the art class can make the dragon and the golden wand,

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while the dance class can

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choreograph and interpret the dragon parts.

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It will be a vibrant symbiosis of interdepartmental talents

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expressed in an improvised arena!

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Great! Let's get started before Roy wakes.

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-Are we invisible?

-I can't believe they ignored us again.

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Lads, lads, what can we do to help Roy?

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Uh, you're a bit too old for this kind of thing.

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I suppose you can knit something for the costumes,

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or bake scones for after.

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-Cheeky so and so's.

-Someone needs to teach them some manners.

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-So sorry, those two are thoughtless saps.

-Oh, it's all right, love.

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Actually, I think

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I may have a way where you can teach those two some manners.

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Here, sit down and put these on.

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Hammond, you old dog.

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HE CHUCKLES

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You make everything look good.

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Yes, well, frankly, I find this whole thing absolutely ridiculous.

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This is exactly the kind of nonsense that led

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to the chaos in Roy's last school.

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The entire day interrupted so that everyone can play dress-up

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and make believe.

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All for a cartoon boy to snap out of some fictional game.

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It defies logic. And - ha-ha! - they wanted me to dress up as a wizard!

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Well, I can only be stretched so far.

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There is no way I am going to participate in this gross charade.

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This'll end in disaster, you mark my words.

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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-Da? It's me, Roy's woken up and he's attacking the washing machine.

-Hyah!

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I don't know, he thinks it's an ice troll or something, what shall I do?

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Prepare to die, vile beast!

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-What do you mean, keep him occupied till you get back?

-Hyuh!

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He thinks he's a dragon slayer!

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-Hurry up.

-Hyah!

-"Use your imagination, Beck"(!)

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Roy, I need your help.

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There's baby dragons nesting in my room upstairs, will you save me?

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You may have to tidy it and sort everything neatly to find them.

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Of course! There's nowhere to hide, dragon spawn,

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prepare to be destroyed!

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Sucker.

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GLASS SMASHES

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A-ha. Your room is dragon-free, witch,

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I have destroyed your nesting area.

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You are safe now.

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ROY!

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Feel the wrath of my blade! Huh, yah!

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Help me stall him for a few minutes, would you?

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They're still going with the costumes.

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-He's all yours.

-Right, Roy...

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take it easy there, pal, yeah? Listen, I need your help, OK?

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What do you want, troll?

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Well, I'm having a bit of bother with those

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blood-sucking elves out in the garden.

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Blood-sucking elves?

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Yeah, they're hiding in the grass, vicious little things they are.

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I was just thinking, maybe you could go out there with your sword

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and cut the grass, and then they'd have nowhere to hide.

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A brilliant plan!

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You're not as stupid as you look, troll.

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"Roy the Dragon Slayer."

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HE LAUGHS

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HE SIGHS

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Hyah!

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Huh!

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Ha-ha! Yuh!

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LAWN MOWER NOISE

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I've laid waste to your field, not a single blood-sucking elf in sight.

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-Good lad.

-Oh, and I fed your ugly steed.

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You what?

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-Nice job, Roy the Dragon Slayer, nice job.

-You're welcome.

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-I find you less offensive than most trolls.

-Thanks very much.

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ROY SNIFFS

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Even if you do smell worse.

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ON SCREEN: This is brilliant fun.

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Concentrate, nearly got killed by that wizard.

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Do I cast a sleep spell on the orc?

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No, no, use the axe, it's a level six orc,

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your sleep spell is blinking useless!

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Think you lot are ready to help me take Niall down.

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OK, let's see those costumes!

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Ha-ha! Well, you look great as a sorceress. Listen, that's for you.

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You don't think this is a little bit, ahem, girly, do you?

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We deliberately avoided any costume stereotypes

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that might reinforce patriarchal roles.

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Right, course, yeah.

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-MUFFLED:

-I look widiculous as a wabbit.

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Stop laughing, your fat is jiggling.

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GRUNTING

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This is great! Dwarves are brilliant!

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OK, I'll meet you back at the school.

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Everything is set, Niall and Sean are dressed as swamp orcs

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and waiting in the school yard, the dragon is prepared

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and I'll be hiding in the caretaker's closet

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with the golden wand.

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-Break a leg, everybody!

-Let's do this!

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SHE GRUNTS AND GROANS

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Yi-a-yi-a-yi... A girl seeks a mighty dragon slayer.

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Are you the man they call "Roy"?

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I am. Speak, dwarf.

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We need your help with our quest.

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A quest, you say?

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Indeed, we must destroy the swamp orcs, and slay the vile dragon,

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and decipher the map that will lead us to the sorcerer's golden wand.

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It must be destroyed at all costs,

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or the land will fall into eternal darkens!

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I, Roy, Slayer of Dragons, will join your quest.

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Orcs, dragons and sorcerers shall tremble in their boots.

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-Or whatever orcs and dragons wear on their feet.

-Know what?

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This might actually work.

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Go on.

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You will never defeat us, Roy!

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Yeah, swamp orcs rule, dragon slayers suck!

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LAUGHTER

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Oh-ho, this is classic! Look at those freaks!

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Death to swamp orcs, arghhhh!

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BOYS: Ahhhh!

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-What do we do?

-Follow Roy's lead, come on.

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EPIC QUEST MUSIC

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Well, well done, Roy, you cleared the badlands of the swamp orcs.

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-Good riddance.

-Now you must defeat...the dragon!

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Raargh!

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Dragon! Hyah! Ho-ho, ha!

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Yeah! Hyaaah!

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RUMBLING

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Take that! You are no match for the mighty Roy, fiery beast!

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Don't let me catch you around here again!

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-BECKY:

-The dwagon is vanquished.

-What?

-The dawgon is vanquished!

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Vanquished? Yeah, yeah.

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-Be careful, good lady, there be dragons around.

-But I am a dragon!

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Don't listen to those scoundrels, you may not be pretty,

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but you are no dragon.

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Not pretty?!

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What's next on this quest?

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Somewhere inside this foul castle lies a sorcerer, and his golden wand

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must be destroyed. I have the map.

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-Go on!

-Woo!

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Have to find a spell to clear the way.

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Not again?

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Ah-ha, garlic spell!

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-Get out of there.

-Huh!

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Ah...ah...my eyes.

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My eyes!

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Ooh, sausages.

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COMPUTER GAME JINGLE

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Agh!

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PUPILS GROAN AND SCREAM

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"Sorcerer's lair & golden wand this way!"

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A-ha, very clever, sorcerer. But no-one fools Roy!

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ENGINE THRUSTS AND TYRES SCREECH

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There's nowhere to hide, sorcerer. I will destroy that golden wand!

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A-ha, the gatekeeper.

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Give me the keys to the sorcerer's lair - or face my wrath!

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What? Hey, what are you doing?

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At last, the golden wand. The quest is almost at an end.

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What are you doing with my...

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-GOLLUM VOICE:

-..precious chocolate?!

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You'll never stop me, sorcerer!

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-Agh!

-Drat!

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Come back with my chocolate!

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Sorry, Derek.

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Yeah, I know, it's not the best look for me. Where's Roy?

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He...there...

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-He's got...MY CHOCOLATE!

-Come on!

-Ugh!

-Let's go!

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Waagh!

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I, Roy, Slayer of Dragons,

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shall destroy the sorcerer's golden wand in the Waterfall of Destiny.

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-SLOW MOTION:

-Nooooo!

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My precious!

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It's gone! My heavenly chocolate is gone!

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There is someone worse than me with chocolate, heh.

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Roy? COMEDY SOUND EFFECTS

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What happened? Why are you all dressed like idiots?

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-Hey, Roy's back.

-Oh, Roy.

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Goodbye, sweetness.

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Hello? Anyone?

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This game's driving me nuts. Wish Tara was here.

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Thought you said girls couldn't game?

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Still trying to finish Dragon's Breath, I see.

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Yeah, look, we talked it over amongst ourselves

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and we agreed to let you join our guild.

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Oh, lovely, thanks. But I have my own guild now.

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Huh?

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Guild, attack!

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BLASTS AND ZAPS

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What's happening?!

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-We're being ambushed!

-I can't hold them back!

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-Virtual high-five!

-Ha-ha, Sean and Niall totally got whacked.

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You should take up knitting instead, lads.

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What kind of fool puts a knife spell on a goblin? Catch you noobs later.

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Noooo!

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Best guild ever.

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Right.

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From now on, everything in moderation.

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Roy, you can game for 30 minutes a night.

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Yeah, I'm sticking to comics for a while.

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-Becky, you're allowed only five texts a night.

-What? That's so unfair.

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-He gets 30 minutes, I should get 30 texts.

-Your ma is right, Becky.

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-And you, sweetpea...

-Yep.

-..can only watch the match on Sundays.

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Wait, no, that's...unfair.

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-No more Soduko puzzles for you.

-What? Ah, here...

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-Fine. No more Soduko.

-Promise?

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ALL: Promise.

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SHE SNORES

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Ugh.

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Ha-ha.

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Match time.

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Where's the flipping remote?

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What? Where's the battery gone?

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