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'This is the story of Roy O'Brien. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
'He lives in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
'The only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
'All Roy really wants is to fit in, | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
'but it's very hard to stay out of trouble when you're a cartoon.' | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
Roy! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
Roy! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Roy! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
Roy! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
'Once again, Roy O'Brien's passion for gaming has landed him | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
'in trouble.' | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Oh, please, sir. I promise I won't play it in class any more. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
Grinning like a clown isn't doing you any favours, Roy. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
This is a school, not a circus. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Despite certain unnamed individuals running it like one. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Now, get back to class and don't let me catch you | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
with this infernal game thingamajig again. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
-Oh. I had one of those calendars last summer, sir. -Really? -Yeah. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:14 | |
Each X was for a day I didn't shower. I lasted a whole month. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:19 | |
Ugh! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
ROY SNIFFS | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
Fair play, sir. Are you not showering either? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
No. I mean yes! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Of course I shower! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Each X marks another day I've gone without chocolate. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:35 | |
And another day closer to my reward. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
This is limited edition chocolate. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:45 | |
Made by the monks in Belgium. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
They only make 100 of these bars each year. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
And this is the first time I've managed to get my hands on one. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
It's all about restraint, O'Brien. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
The longer I wait, the more amazing this chocolate will taste. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
In just three days from now, | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
I will have gone 150 days without chocolate. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:10 | |
And this will taste like... | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
..heaven. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
Yeah, but, why not eat it now? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
Maybe you should try restraint, O'Brien. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Learning to control your obsessions rather than be controlled | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
by them will be an excellent life lesson. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
-Oh, please, sir. I'll go insane if I can't game at lunchtime! -See? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:37 | |
Obsessed. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
Woo-hoo! Dragon's Breath. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
If we really work together, we might even finish the quest tonight. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
Prepare to die, dragons! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Guys, mind if I join your guild? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
I'm bored of taking on these orcs and trolls by myself. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
Nah, it's just us lads. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
Ha - you reckon girls can't game as good as boys? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
Pretty much. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
I bet I finish this game by myself before you lot are even close. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:07 | |
-Smell you later, losers. -Tara, wait. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
I think that might have been a bit harsh. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
FOOTBALL PLAYS ON TV | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
What's Roy up to? We haven't seen him since we arrived. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
DISTRACTED: Er, upstairs playing some game on his computer. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:25 | |
He should be out playing with friends | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
instead of sitting on his bum in front of a screen. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Yeah. Defo. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
No-one listens any more. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
It's all computers. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Puzzles, TV. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
And blinking phones. You have all gone blinking mad with it. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
Yeah. You're dead right. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
You're dead... Go on, hit it. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
Get in there! 1-0! Ha-ha! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Come on, love, let's go home. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
We're almost there. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
It's 2:30 in the morning. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
If my parents find out I'm still awake at this hour, | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
-I'll be grounded for months. -School's in a few hours. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
Come on! We've been at this every night for a week now. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
We're so close. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
-Just one final push and we're there. -Must...sleep. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
Will sleep help us kill those battalions of swamp orcs? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
Did sleep guide us through the dragon's lair? No! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
Sleep is for the weak. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
It's just a game. See you in school. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
-It's supposed to be a laugh. Chill out. -Chill out? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
When I'm so close to finishing the quest? Never! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
Oh, lovely! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
That should keep me going. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
ALARM CLOCK | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
Go away, stupid morning! I'm almost finished. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
ALARM STOPS | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Make spell engage. Die, orc! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
Oh, no you don't, troll. Ha-ha! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
This dragon slayer is too fast for that spell! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
OK, Dragon, you've made your last piece of human toast. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
Prepare to die! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
Where's all my chocolate gone? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Roy! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Arrrggh! Attack! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Take that, vile trolls! | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
At last, the sword of destiny is mine! With shield of Morgot, | 0:05:53 | 0:05:59 | |
I am invincible! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
I think you've a bit of a fever there, love. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
-We're going to get you some medicine. -Away, vile sorceress! | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
I'll have none of your potions! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
-Roy O'B... Oh, you little...! -You mistake me for someone else, troll. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
-I am Roy of Helmsford, slayer of dragons. -Classic! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
-He actually thinks he's in Dragon's Breath. -What? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
It's an online game Roy's been playing all week with his guild. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
Guild?! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
It's like a gang of nerdy losers who play games together, | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
-all of Roy's mates, basically. -Right, Roy, come on! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
-Snap out of it. -Snap out of what, chubby troll? -Oh, you... | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
-Well, at least he recognises you, Da. -The witch speaks. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
Ha. He knows you too, doesn't he? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
Sh! Roy, it's just a game, love, it's not real, now come on. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
-Wake up for Ma. -Now, now. It's no use, love. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
It looks like he's stuck living in the game. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
-Dr Rasheed? -Yet again. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
-We should ask him to move in here, shouldn't we? -Yeah. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
What manner of serpent is this, wizard? Stay away! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
You see, he's been up all night playing that game thingy. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
Hasn't slept for 24 hours. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
OK. Let's step out in the hall. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
ROY SNORES | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Sorry about that snoring. He gets that from his mother. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
Ha-ha(!) | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
OK. It seems that Roy's obsession with this game, coupled with | 0:07:24 | 0:07:29 | |
severe lack of sleep, has led to him having a serious break with reality. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
-Oh, no, he just needs to sleep it off. -No. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
Well, it's a possibility | 0:07:36 | 0:07:37 | |
but I really think he's in too deep at this stage. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
So what's the cure then, Doc? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
Well, here's what I'm thinking - and bear with me. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
I think the best thing for you guys to do would be to actually help | 0:07:45 | 0:07:50 | |
Roy to finish this Dragon's Breath quest game in real life. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:56 | |
And then hopefully he'll just snap back into reality. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
We don't know how this whole game thing works. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
-I'll start calling his friends. They'll know. -Yes. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
And quickly, Maura, because I'm concerned that, if Roy doesn't snap | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
out of this soon, he won't be able to get back to normal. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
Right, let's get Roy home to sort this out | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
while he's still out for the count. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
We've been a terrible example for Roy. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
Wait a minute now, | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
how has Roy thinking he's a dragon slayer our fault? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
There's no family time any more. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Everyone's obsessed with their own little things. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
As soon as Roy is fixed, | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
-there's going to be some changes in this house. -Here we go. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
From now on, it'll be everybody at that dinner table together. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
No games, phones or TV. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
-And Sudoku? -That's different. It's good for the brain. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
-BOTH: -Different! -That's right. -Yeah. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
Now you keep an eye on Roy while we go and sort out this quest. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
Today, Bill! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
Lads, thanks so much for helping, we'd be lost without yous. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
So, what part of the quest has Roy left to finish? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
Er, well, it's complicated. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
We haven't quite finished the quest yet. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
-Niall said you were brilliant at the game. -We ARE brilliant at the game. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
We just haven't finished yet. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
If you don't know how the game ends, | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
how are we supposed to recreate it in real life? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
I can help you. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
It's her. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
I have finished the quest. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
By myself. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
THEY GASP | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
I can tell you what Roy needs to do to finish. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
Great, what do we have to do? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Easy. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
You have to help Roy back past swamp trolls, | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
defeat a dragon, decipher a cryptic map | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
that leads into the sorcerer's lair and destroy his golden wand. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
This sounds like the perfect opportunity for the students | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
-to experience cross media social integration. -Lovely. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
Yes, the costumes can be made by the theatre management class, | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
the art class can make the dragon and the golden wand, | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
while the dance class can | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
choreograph and interpret the dragon parts. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
It will be a vibrant symbiosis of interdepartmental talents | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
expressed in an improvised arena! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
Great! Let's get started before Roy wakes. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
-Are we invisible? -I can't believe they ignored us again. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
Lads, lads, what can we do to help Roy? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
Uh, you're a bit too old for this kind of thing. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
I suppose you can knit something for the costumes, | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
or bake scones for after. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
-Cheeky so and so's. -Someone needs to teach them some manners. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:43 | |
-So sorry, those two are thoughtless saps. -Oh, it's all right, love. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:49 | |
Actually, I think | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
I may have a way where you can teach those two some manners. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
Here, sit down and put these on. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
Hammond, you old dog. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
You make everything look good. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Yes, well, frankly, I find this whole thing absolutely ridiculous. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:08 | |
This is exactly the kind of nonsense that led | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
to the chaos in Roy's last school. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
The entire day interrupted so that everyone can play dress-up | 0:11:14 | 0:11:19 | |
and make believe. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
All for a cartoon boy to snap out of some fictional game. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
It defies logic. And - ha-ha! - they wanted me to dress up as a wizard! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:32 | |
Well, I can only be stretched so far. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
There is no way I am going to participate in this gross charade. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
This'll end in disaster, you mark my words. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
-Da? It's me, Roy's woken up and he's attacking the washing machine. -Hyah! | 0:11:56 | 0:12:01 | |
I don't know, he thinks it's an ice troll or something, what shall I do? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
Prepare to die, vile beast! | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
-What do you mean, keep him occupied till you get back? -Hyuh! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
He thinks he's a dragon slayer! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
-Hurry up. -Hyah! -"Use your imagination, Beck"(!) | 0:12:14 | 0:12:19 | |
Roy, I need your help. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
There's baby dragons nesting in my room upstairs, will you save me? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
You may have to tidy it and sort everything neatly to find them. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:30 | |
Of course! There's nowhere to hide, dragon spawn, | 0:12:30 | 0:12:34 | |
prepare to be destroyed! | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Sucker. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:39 | |
GLASS SMASHES | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
A-ha. Your room is dragon-free, witch, | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
I have destroyed your nesting area. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
You are safe now. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
ROY! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
Feel the wrath of my blade! Huh, yah! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:30 | |
Help me stall him for a few minutes, would you? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
They're still going with the costumes. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
-He's all yours. -Right, Roy... | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
take it easy there, pal, yeah? Listen, I need your help, OK? | 0:13:37 | 0:13:44 | |
What do you want, troll? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
Well, I'm having a bit of bother with those | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
blood-sucking elves out in the garden. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Blood-sucking elves? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
Yeah, they're hiding in the grass, vicious little things they are. | 0:13:55 | 0:14:00 | |
I was just thinking, maybe you could go out there with your sword | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
and cut the grass, and then they'd have nowhere to hide. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
A brilliant plan! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
You're not as stupid as you look, troll. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
"Roy the Dragon Slayer." | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:14:15 | 0:14:16 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Hyah! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
Huh! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
Ha-ha! Yuh! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
LAWN MOWER NOISE | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
I've laid waste to your field, not a single blood-sucking elf in sight. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
-Good lad. -Oh, and I fed your ugly steed. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
You what? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
-Nice job, Roy the Dragon Slayer, nice job. -You're welcome. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:10 | |
-I find you less offensive than most trolls. -Thanks very much. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
ROY SNIFFS | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Even if you do smell worse. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
ON SCREEN: This is brilliant fun. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
Concentrate, nearly got killed by that wizard. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
Do I cast a sleep spell on the orc? | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
No, no, use the axe, it's a level six orc, | 0:15:31 | 0:15:35 | |
your sleep spell is blinking useless! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
Think you lot are ready to help me take Niall down. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
OK, let's see those costumes! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
Ha-ha! Well, you look great as a sorceress. Listen, that's for you. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:55 | |
You don't think this is a little bit, ahem, girly, do you? | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
We deliberately avoided any costume stereotypes | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
that might reinforce patriarchal roles. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Right, course, yeah. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
-MUFFLED: -I look widiculous as a wabbit. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Stop laughing, your fat is jiggling. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
GRUNTING | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
This is great! Dwarves are brilliant! | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
OK, I'll meet you back at the school. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Everything is set, Niall and Sean are dressed as swamp orcs | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
and waiting in the school yard, the dragon is prepared | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
and I'll be hiding in the caretaker's closet | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
with the golden wand. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:31 | |
-Break a leg, everybody! -Let's do this! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
SHE GRUNTS AND GROANS | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Yi-a-yi-a-yi... A girl seeks a mighty dragon slayer. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:45 | |
Are you the man they call "Roy"? | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
I am. Speak, dwarf. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
We need your help with our quest. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:58 | |
A quest, you say? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
Indeed, we must destroy the swamp orcs, and slay the vile dragon, | 0:17:00 | 0:17:07 | |
and decipher the map that will lead us to the sorcerer's golden wand. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:12 | |
It must be destroyed at all costs, | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
or the land will fall into eternal darkens! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
I, Roy, Slayer of Dragons, will join your quest. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:26 | |
Orcs, dragons and sorcerers shall tremble in their boots. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
-Or whatever orcs and dragons wear on their feet. -Know what? | 0:17:29 | 0:17:34 | |
This might actually work. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Go on. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
You will never defeat us, Roy! | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Yeah, swamp orcs rule, dragon slayers suck! | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
Oh-ho, this is classic! Look at those freaks! | 0:18:14 | 0:18:19 | |
Death to swamp orcs, arghhhh! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
BOYS: Ahhhh! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
-What do we do? -Follow Roy's lead, come on. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
EPIC QUEST MUSIC | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Well, well done, Roy, you cleared the badlands of the swamp orcs. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:42 | |
-Good riddance. -Now you must defeat...the dragon! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:48 | |
Raargh! | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Dragon! Hyah! Ho-ho, ha! | 0:18:56 | 0:19:01 | |
Yeah! Hyaaah! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
RUMBLING | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
Take that! You are no match for the mighty Roy, fiery beast! | 0:19:07 | 0:19:13 | |
Don't let me catch you around here again! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
-BECKY: -The dwagon is vanquished. -What? -The dawgon is vanquished! | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
Vanquished? Yeah, yeah. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
-Be careful, good lady, there be dragons around. -But I am a dragon! | 0:19:31 | 0:19:36 | |
Don't listen to those scoundrels, you may not be pretty, | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
but you are no dragon. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
Not pretty?! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
What's next on this quest? | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
Somewhere inside this foul castle lies a sorcerer, and his golden wand | 0:19:48 | 0:19:54 | |
must be destroyed. I have the map. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:59 | |
-Go on! -Woo! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
Have to find a spell to clear the way. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Not again? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:28 | |
Ah-ha, garlic spell! | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
-Get out of there. -Huh! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
Ah...ah...my eyes. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:51 | |
My eyes! | 0:20:51 | 0:20:52 | |
Ooh, sausages. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
COMPUTER GAME JINGLE | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
Agh! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
PUPILS GROAN AND SCREAM | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
"Sorcerer's lair & golden wand this way!" | 0:21:23 | 0:21:29 | |
A-ha, very clever, sorcerer. But no-one fools Roy! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
ENGINE THRUSTS AND TYRES SCREECH | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
There's nowhere to hide, sorcerer. I will destroy that golden wand! | 0:21:41 | 0:21:46 | |
A-ha, the gatekeeper. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
Give me the keys to the sorcerer's lair - or face my wrath! | 0:21:49 | 0:21:55 | |
What? Hey, what are you doing? | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
At last, the golden wand. The quest is almost at an end. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:19 | |
What are you doing with my... | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
-GOLLUM VOICE: -..precious chocolate?! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
You'll never stop me, sorcerer! | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
-Agh! -Drat! | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
Come back with my chocolate! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
Sorry, Derek. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Yeah, I know, it's not the best look for me. Where's Roy? | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
He...there... | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
-He's got...MY CHOCOLATE! -Come on! -Ugh! -Let's go! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:55 | |
Waagh! | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
I, Roy, Slayer of Dragons, | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
shall destroy the sorcerer's golden wand in the Waterfall of Destiny. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:12 | |
-SLOW MOTION: -Nooooo! | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
My precious! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
It's gone! My heavenly chocolate is gone! | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
There is someone worse than me with chocolate, heh. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Roy? COMEDY SOUND EFFECTS | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
What happened? Why are you all dressed like idiots? | 0:23:36 | 0:23:41 | |
-Hey, Roy's back. -Oh, Roy. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:47 | |
Goodbye, sweetness. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
Hello? Anyone? | 0:23:57 | 0:24:01 | |
This game's driving me nuts. Wish Tara was here. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
Thought you said girls couldn't game? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Still trying to finish Dragon's Breath, I see. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
Yeah, look, we talked it over amongst ourselves | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
and we agreed to let you join our guild. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
Oh, lovely, thanks. But I have my own guild now. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Huh? | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Guild, attack! | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
BLASTS AND ZAPS | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
What's happening?! | 0:24:32 | 0:24:33 | |
-We're being ambushed! -I can't hold them back! | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
-Virtual high-five! -Ha-ha, Sean and Niall totally got whacked. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:48 | |
You should take up knitting instead, lads. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
What kind of fool puts a knife spell on a goblin? Catch you noobs later. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:56 | |
Noooo! | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
Best guild ever. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
Right. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
From now on, everything in moderation. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
Roy, you can game for 30 minutes a night. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:16 | |
Yeah, I'm sticking to comics for a while. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
-Becky, you're allowed only five texts a night. -What? That's so unfair. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:23 | |
-He gets 30 minutes, I should get 30 texts. -Your ma is right, Becky. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:29 | |
-And you, sweetpea... -Yep. -..can only watch the match on Sundays. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Wait, no, that's...unfair. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
-No more Soduko puzzles for you. -What? Ah, here... | 0:25:36 | 0:25:41 | |
-Fine. No more Soduko. -Promise? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
ALL: Promise. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
SHE SNORES | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Ugh. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:14 | |
Ha-ha. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
Match time. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:29 | |
Where's the flipping remote? | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
What? Where's the battery gone? | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 |