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'This is the story of Roy O'Brien.

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'He lives in an ordinary house on an ordinary street.

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'The only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary.

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'All Roy really wants is to fit in,

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'but it's very hard to stay out of trouble when you're a cartoon.'

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ROYYYYYY!

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ROYYYYYY!

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ROYYYYYY!

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CHOIR: ROY!

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'It's Saturday, and Maura is hosting the Sandyford Ladies Book Club.'

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-Becky!

-What?

-You're supposed to be helping!

-I am.

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Don't mind the book, we'll get the DVD.

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Can't tell you how excited I am.

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And nervous. I mean, getting an invitation to join is a big deal.

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Sandyford.

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Myself and the ladies shall arrive promptly at 2pm this Saturday,

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you will receive us warmly with light refreshments,

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then you may take our coats -

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which are to be hung up properly on sturdy, wooden hangers,

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not tossed carelessly in a pile on somebody's bed, do you understand?

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-(Yes, yes.)

-Good.

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And, Moira, remember, you're not in Ballyfermot any more. This...

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is Sandyford.

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How long before we can go home?

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Well, if your mother's book club thingy is a success, a few hours.

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-And if it goes badly?

-Ha! About a week.

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-What are we supposed to do in the meantime?

-You know what?

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-I have an idea.

-What?

-No, trust me. You'll love it.

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Right, before we break...

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-let's run through the rules.

-Put the balls into the holes?

-Nah.

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Well, yes, yeah, but there's more to it than that.

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-Chillax, Da, I'll figure it out.

-Right, first things first.

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I want you to hit this cue ball...

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into that pack of reds... as hard as you can.

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DRUM ROLL

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You were right. This game is brilliant!

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-Can I go upstairs and read?

-Stay, and help me greet my guests first.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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And remember to be polite and charming -

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and to put the coats on the wooden hangers, not the wire ones.

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SHE EXHALES QUICKLY

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BOOK CLUB LADIES: Ooh!

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-Gloria!

-BOTH: Mwah, mwah!

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-Welcome! Nice to see you.

-BOTH: Mwah, mwah!

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-Come inside. Oh, Amanda. Alywn!

-BOTH: Mwah, mwah!

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-Lovely to see you. Nola!

-BOTH: Mwah, mwah!

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Ooh, yes. I'm warning you.

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Doesn't Moira have a charming little home, ladies?

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It's just amazing what can be achieved on a

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tight little budget nowadays.

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What are you, an interior designer?

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-POSH VOICE:

-Ladies, have you met my daughter Rebecca?

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It's lovely to meet you, Rebecca.

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-It's Becky.

-Oh, Rebecca, take the ladies' coats, please.

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Make yourselves at home, I'm going to get some refreshments.

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Thank you, Rebecca!

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Charming.

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-Right, here, try it again.

-Which colour?

-The blue. Go on.

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-Great shot, son!

-Hey, you two, keep it...

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Tubbs O'Brien?

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I don't believe it, it is you. Talk about a blast from the past.

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-Clive "The Tornado" Butler.

-How are you keeping these days, Tubbs?

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-What brings you to, eh, MY snooker hall?

-Tubbs?

-I'll explain later.

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Why don't you explain now?

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We used to play each other in tournaments.

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Tubbs was the top dog in his class, in his age group.

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Until I came along. What was it again?

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Oh, yeah - five whitewash victories in a row, to me.

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Poor old Tubbs lost his bottle after that.

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Had to give up the game altogether.

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-Is that true, Da?

-It's that long ago, son, I don't really remember.

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Well, I do, because I'm the one who put you into early retirement.

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Now Roy's trying to play snooker too! How funny is that?

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Not funny at all, Declan.

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We're here to train, not to get distracted by these...tourists.

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You should be ashamed of yourself, Tubbs.

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This...is a cathedral of snooker. Silence is golden.

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Yeah, sorry, we'll try and keep it down a little bit.

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Yeah, you better.

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Who does he think he is, giving out to us for having fun?

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He is a four-time Irish amateur champion.

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And you know what else he is, son? He's right.

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Snooker's no laughing matter.

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-Right, we're going to start playing properly from now on.

-With a cue?

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Yes, with a cue. Come on, your break.

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Ah-ha!

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-It's going great. What do you think?

-Whatever you say...

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POSH VOICE: "..Moira".

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Get back in there, Becky. Ah!

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BOOK CLUB LADIES COO

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ROY'S DAD WHISTLES

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-O'Brien.

-Shh! He's on a break of 35.

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Well played, son.

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-Yes, very impressive, O'Brien, very impressive.

-Beginner's luck.

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-That was a brilliant shot.

-More like a fluke.

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No, Roy has a knack for the game.

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Yeah, only cos he's a cartoon.

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Don't worry, kid, if you take after your old man you'll soon

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learn how to choke under pressure.

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HE MAKES CHOKING NOISE

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No, he won't. Because he's going to get better from now on.

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-Doubt it.

-Oh, he will. And I'm telling you, won't be long

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until he's able to wipe the floor with your nephew.

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-Oh, yeah?

-Oh, yeah.

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-Oh, yeah?

-Oh, yeah.

-Oh, yeah?!

-Yeah.

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Gentlemen, show a bit of decorum.

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We're in a cathedral of snooker.

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Are you challenging my boy to a match, Tubbs?

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-Yes, I am.

-Fine.

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We meet here next Saturday afternoon,

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first to five frames is the winner.

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-Derek, can you referee?

-I'd be honoured.

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DECLAN GIGGLES GLEEFULLY

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Oh, man, this is going to be sweet. I get to whitewash O'Brien.

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Snooker. My one last island of refuge - invaded by O'Brien.

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I ask you...is nothing sacred?

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Well, of course, I said to her, "Marjorie, once a cheater,

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"always a cheater." But would she listen to me? No.

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Marjorie never listens, don't bother.

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-What sort of book club is this?

-Excuse me?

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You're supposed to be discussing Wuthering Heights,

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all you've done so far is gossip.

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-BOOK CLUB LADIES: Oooh!

-Too busy what?!

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Mint tea, anyone? Rebecca, come and help me in the kitchen.

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A lively young lady!

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THEY LAUGH

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I can't beat Deco, Da. He's miles better than me.

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-Don't worry, son, we've got a week to train.

-But...

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Listen to me, all right?

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I say you're a natural, so if you give it your best shot

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and work hard...

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I'll be proud of you. Win, lose or draw.

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But I thought it was first to five frames. How can there be a draw?

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Well, win or lose, I'll be proud of you. Deal?

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Good lad.

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-Really lovely.

-Well, Moira, all in all, not a bad effort.

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Ooh, thank you, Harriet.

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I can't say the same for your choice of refreshments,

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but apart from that?

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BOOK CLUB LADIES: Mmm, mmm!

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The-the-the food wasn't nice, Harriet, no?

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-What's the word I'm looking for, ladies?

-LADIES: Ooh...

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Ah! Bland.

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But you know, you did your best, and that's all that matters.

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But I can do a lot better, Harriet, if you just give me another chance.

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Cecilia, would you mind if Moira hosted again next Saturday?

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-Not at all, Harriet.

-Splendid!

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So we'll see you here next week again then, so.

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And maybe without interruptions from non-book club members.

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-Does she mean me?

-Uh, Rebecca, don't you have homework to do?

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-Anyway...

-Harriet, thanks for the opportunity, I won't let you down.

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-You're so welcome. Kisses!

-BOTH: Mwah, mwah!

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Bye!

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Alwyn.

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Winona, bye. Bye-bye. Mwah.

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I know exactly what you're going to say,

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-Becky, you can save your breath.

-Don't you mean...

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POSH VOICE: "..Rebecca"?

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Becky! Come back here!

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That Tornado man was really horrible to me da.

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I guess it's why it's so important that I beat Deco.

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I just hope I don't let him down.

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I wonder how much it'll cost to hire caterers.

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Why stop there?

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Maybe you can get Gary Barlow to come round and serenade them

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while they eat(!)

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-You know what I was just thinking there?

-Mm-hmm.

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Maybe Roy should take some time off school next week,

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just to help him prepare for his match.

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-Sure, love.

-Really? Great, I'll call Miss Jervis in the morning.

-OK.

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-You don't have a problem with any of this?

-Any of what, Becky?

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Your father and Roy are spending quality time together.

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You wouldn't let me do that in a million years!

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DOOR SLAMS

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Chicken with the dressing, garlic and chilli...

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-Morning!

-Ahhhh!

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What you mean, morning?

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-What time is it? What's going on?

-This, son, is your mortal enemy.

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Now, I want you to spend 30 minutes every day staring into his eyes,

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visualising his defeat and destruction.

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-Destruction?

-Yes, I'll explain everything when you're out running.

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-Running where?!

-Five miles, son, every morning.

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Part one of our new training regime.

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-What do you think you're doing?

-I'm not going.

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-Right, get out of bed, stop messing.

-No.

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-Right, come on.

-Dad, no. Dad, get out!

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SLAPSTICK SOUND EFFECTS

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I'm still not going.

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-What does running have to do with playing snooker?

-Listen...

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Roy...it's not like the old days.

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Snooker is a physical sport just as much as a mental sport.

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That's why I need to prepare you for victory.

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So five-mile runs are absolutely necessary.

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I wouldn't have you doing them if I didn't think so.

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What about your promise?

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-You said you'd be proud of me win or lose.

-Well, I will. When you win.

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-Da!

-But you can win, son!

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You have the talent, you just need the focus

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and the determination. That's what I'm here to teach you.

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-OK.

-Good lad. Now...

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-..let's go. Here.

-What's this for? I thought we were...

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Ba-ba-ba-ba.

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-Charlene goes everywhere with you now, son.

-Charlene?

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Charlene is more than just your snooker cue. She's your lightsaber.

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She's your samurai sword.

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How am I supposed to run while I'm holding a snooker cue?

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You'll get used to it. Now, come on.

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Victory is waiting for us. Come on!

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Higher, legs up, that's it.

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Up, up, up, up! Good lad.

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Higher, son, higher.

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ROCKY-STYLE MUSIC

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FLIES BUZZ

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FLIES BUZZ

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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC

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BELL RINGS

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Just so you know, this Saturday I'm going to teach Roy O'Brien a lesson

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in how to play snooker and you're all invited to witness the carnage.

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Wow, Declan, snooker. A game based on geometric principles.

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Actually, that gives me a great idea for a lesson.

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Class, who would like to learn about the wonders of geometrics, hey?

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PUPILS COMPLAIN

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You gave Roy O'Brien time off school to practise snooker?

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He's discovered a new skill.

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It's our responsibility as educators to encourage him in any way we can.

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At the expense of the established curriculum.

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There are many different paths in life. Academia is just one of them.

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Yes, and to be honest, Roy O'Brien is hardly the sharpest

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tool in the box when it comes to book learning!

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Roy is a remarkable young man!

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I truly believe he can accomplish anything he puts his mind to.

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True, if he turns out to be a snooker-playing prodigy,

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he might win a stack of trophies to brighten up our rather

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lacklustre awards cabinet.

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No student at this school will ever come under pressure to win.

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Taking part is all that counts.

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Derek.

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I can still see you.

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-You're very quiet there, Roy.

-Erm, yeah. Just enjoying my book.

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Are you looking forward to claiming glory

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-on the field of battle tomorrow?

-ROY GULPS

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Don't you mean "play a silly game of snooker"?

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-Actually, no. I prefer the way I said it.

-Yeah. Absolutely.

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I'm going to win this for you, Da,

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-and then we can both retire as champions.

-Retire?

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Are you kidding me? No, no, no, son, no.

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-This isn't the end of snooker, this is the beginning.

-What do you mean?

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Well, I mean, look at the progress you've made in the last week.

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At this rate, you'll be world champion by the time you're 16.

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-World champion?

-Then we'll have you out on the pro circuit.

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You'll have your own line of merchandising, maybe a video.

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And then in 25 or 30 years,

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you can retire as the greatest player

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to ever pick up a snooker cue.

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What if he doesn't want to play snooker for the next 30 years?

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Don't be ridiculous. The boy was born to play the game.

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You have to win, Roy, at all costs.

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On your toes.

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-No!

-I can't believe you let me down, son.

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Hit him off the table, Declan.

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Roy! Wake up!

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-Are you OK?

-I was a snooker ball!

-I can see that. Look.

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I'm a prisoner, Becky. I've been sentenced to 30 years' hard snooker.

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-Go back to bed. I've a way out of this.

-How?

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I'll explain in the morning.

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-What?

-I said go back to bed, Roy.

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-Listen, you're going to throw the match today.

-I can't do that.

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Of course you can. Just don't pot any balls.

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But I'm a snooker phenomenon, even when I'm not trying to pot them.

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Anyway, I'll make a show of Da in front of the Tornado

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if I lose on purpose, and I can't do that to him.

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You've got three choices. One, you throw the match.

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Two, you tell Da you're quitting. Or three...

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I spend the next 30 years wearing a stupid dickie bow.

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All right. I'll do it.

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Come on.

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-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Come on, Roy!

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Go on, Roy! You can do it!

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Gentlemen, shake hands, please.

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-You're going down.

-Yeah, whatever.

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You're leaving this place the same way you came in.

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-What? Through the front door?

-No, as a loser!

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First frame, Roy to break.

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CROWD SHOUTS ENCOURAGEMENT

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-Yeah! Get in there, son!

-THEY CLAP

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Harriet! Come in. Mwah, mwah! Let me take your coat.

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-Thanks, Moira!

-THEY GIGGLE

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Well, may I say, this is a wonderful spread.

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Wouldn't you agree, ladies?

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In fact, I don't think Cecilia would have come close to this.

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She's been off her game for quite some time.

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-Isn't that true, Cecilia?

-SHE GIGGLES

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-Who would like some tea? Mint? Camomile?

-Oh, yes.

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-Don't get too comfortable. You're all leaving in a minute.

-Rebecca?

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What are you doing here?

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Who can tell me the name of Heathcliff's housekeeper?

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-THEY HESITATE

-Mrs... A woman. What's her name?

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Where did Mr Earnshaw find Heathcliff as a boy?

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-THEY HESITATE

-Erm... Heathcliff as a boy?

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-Was it a shed? Erm...

-Who wrote Wuthering Heights?

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Oh! Kate Bush? Was it? Could be.

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-Come on, we have to go.

-What are you talking about?

-Roy needs your help.

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Do you usually let your daughter speak to you

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-so disrespectfully, Moira?

-Maura! Her name's Maura!

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-Not Moira, you Sandyford snob!

-How dare you!

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Rebecca! Apologise!

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Do you really care more about these freeloaders than your own son?

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Why wouldn't she? After all, we're a better class of people!

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Don't you dare speak to my daughter like that!

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I knew it was a mistake inviting the likes of you into my circle!

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Becky's right.

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This isn't a book club, it's a dictatorship run by a bully.

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Do you really want to make an enemy of me?

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-Because I'll destroy you, Moira.

-Maura! My name is Maura.

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In Ballyfermot, nobody would put up with this kind of abuse

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from the likes of her.

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We'd start our own book club, one where you actually read the book.

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I'd like to see you try!

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I can promise you all right now, right here,

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that no-one will be criticised for the poor quality of the fancy food

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or the colour of their skirt and their choice of wallpaper.

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-I'm with Maura!

-Cecelia!

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-Me too!

-Amanda!

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No, Harriet. We're not going to take it any more!

0:22:340:22:37

Sorry, Maura. What were you saying?

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Why don't we all meet here next Saturday?

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Harriet, you're not invited! THEY SQUEAL

0:22:420:22:46

-You can't do that to me!

-If you'll excuse me, my son needs my help.

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THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD

0:22:510:22:53

THEY CHANT: Let's go, Roy, let's go!

0:22:590:23:02

Quiet, everyone! This is a snooker match, not a TV song competition.

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Right, this is it, son. Moment of truth.

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-Me hands feel all shaky.

-Yeah, well, don't fight that feeling, son.

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-That's just the adrenaline flowing.

-Roy! Are we too late?

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-Is the match over?

-No. This is the final frame. Winner takes it all.

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Why aren't you at your book club?

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-I quit.

-Really?

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Yeah, I wasn't having fun.

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And I would have realised it a lot sooner

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if I'd listened to your sister.

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Can we talk about this later, ladies? We need to focus here, OK?

0:23:350:23:39

Roy, is there something you'd like to say to your father?

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-HE SIGHS

-I hate snooker.

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-What? Why?

-It's no fun.

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-He doesn't want to play any more, Bill.

-But what about the match?

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-It's the final frame!

-Look at him. He's miserable.

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And he's having nightmares.

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Do you really want him doing something that makes him unhappy?

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No, no. No, of course not.

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I'm really sorry, Dad.

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Don't you apologise, son. It's all my fault.

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You sit down, there.

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I'll sort everything out, then we'll head home.

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-Forfeit? What do you mean, forfeit?

-It means it's over. You won.

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-Congratulations.

-Tubbs O'Brien. Loser and a coward.

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Let's go.

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Can you believe this? They're giving up!

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Don't even have the guts to take their beating like men.

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-All right then, let's finish the game.

-Roy?

-I'll be back in a minute.

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-Big mistake, O'Brien! You're going to regret this.

-Yeah, right!

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-Can I break?

-In your own time, O'Brien.

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THEY CLAP

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Slow down, Roy. You're going to give me a heart attack!

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He's a snooker machine.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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HE SOBS

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Now we can go home.

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Clive!

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-Maura.

-Wait a minute, you two know each other?

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-When we were young, Clive asked me out.

-And you said no?

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I had my eye on someone else.

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Ah, well, that's how it goes, Tornado.

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You got snooker, I got the girl.

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See you! THEY CLAP

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Maybe if I hadn't made you work so hard and hate the game,

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you could have been world champion.

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-CUE SNAPS

-Ow, you...

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Don't worry, Da.

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I bet there's hundreds of other sports I'm great at.

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Harriet, nice to see you again. HARRIET COUGHS

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-Kisses!

-Becky! BECKY MAKES SMOOCHY NOISES

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