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'This is the story of Roy O'Brien. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
'He lives in an ordinary house on an ordinary street. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
'The only trouble is, he doesn't look very ordinary. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
'All Roy really wants is to fit in | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
'but it's very hard to stay out of trouble when you're a cartoon.' | 0:00:16 | 0:00:20 | |
ROY! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
ROY! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
ROY! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
Roy! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
'Lunch hour at Sandyford Progressive Learning. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
'A time for Roy and his friends to relax | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
'and enjoy healthy, nutritious meals.' | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Hey, get off, these are my sweets. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
I shared mine yesterday. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Liquorice doesn't count. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
Oh, whoa! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Sir, look out! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
ARGH! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
Check out Mr HAM-mond. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:18 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
See me after school, Hendley. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
And we'll see if it's still funny then. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Who brought gobstoppers into my healthy canteen? | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
ROY! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Er... | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
do you want one? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
'Luckily for Roy, Mr Hammond is distracted. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
'He needs the class to choose projects for a new subject | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
'that Miss Jervis has designed.' | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Social studies. Ridiculous makey-uppey nonsense. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
It's not even a real subject. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
Um, sir, isn't it about making the world a better place? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
Is it? Ah, that's good. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Well, any ideas how to make the world a better place? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
Sir, sir, you could share the sweets you confiscated from Roy. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Nice try, Declan. Anyway, they're bad for your teeth. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
We could do a petition! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Boring! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
No way. Get enough people onside and you can change anything. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
Anyone else? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
Ah, what a surprise! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Roy, how would you make the world a better place? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
Aw, chips. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
I want real project ideas for tomorrow. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
Pfft! What's wrong with algebra, I say. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
-CRUNCH! -Oh, ah! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
# Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro. # | 0:03:02 | 0:03:07 | |
Chips. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Coming up, pronto. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
Oi! You can't...! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
-EARPIECE WHISTLES -Ow, my ears! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Ciao, Bella! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
You can't dish out this junk so close to a school. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Terry Fellini's chips are the best in the country. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
Good. I'm starving. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Poor kid. The dinners here must be rotten. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Am I right? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
I'm the cook. Cordon Bleu trained. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
Sorry, could you speak English? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Chip? Go on. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Best you ever tasted. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
Remember your mantra, Carol. Lead by example. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Meal by meal, day by day, choose the healthy eating way. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:51 | |
My body is a temple. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
But it's only a... | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
You've messed with the wrong dinner lady. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
-Chips. -I want that van moved! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
-Homework? -Yep. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Brussels sprouts? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
Totally. A petition can change anything. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
I'm going to file a complaint immediately. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
How about that? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Maybe some causes are too hard, even for you. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
"Beat the Batter," that's what I'll call my petition. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
She's gone. It's safe to come out. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
How many chips can I get for this? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Actually, I'll keep the gobstopper. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
Step away from the van, please. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
But... | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Sorry. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
Look at the state of you. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
Whoa, whoa, WHOA! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
ROY YELLS | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Actually, that's not bad. How did you do that? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
I dunno. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
A whole kilo. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Plus vinegar and mustard and ketchup and mayo and salt. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
We'll call it Royster Sauce! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
What? I invented it. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
After wrecking me van! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
Excuse me, I did you a favour. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Now, about the chips... I'll have... | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Sorry, kid, but I can't break me own rules. No free chips. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:55 | |
Now, vamoose! | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
But this won't come off. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
What if I work for me chips? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Give us the er, what ya... the spanner-hammer thingy. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
-Bill, Bill! -Yeah. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
You wouldn't get us a repair man, would you? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
No, no, not at all, love. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
In fact you go and spend the call-out charge | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
on something new for yourself. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
I'll have this fixed in a jiffy, love. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Oh, Bill! The bin men are here! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
OK. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
No, I'll take them out. I'll take them out. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
-It'll only smell. -They're just gone. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
Hey, check this out, Ma! I got us all dinner. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
I even invented a sauce to go with them. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Roy? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
No, Royster! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Seriously. I met this really cool chip guy. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
His name's Terry, and he... | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
Yeah, yeah, that's very good, love. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Do us a favour and throw this in the bin lorry outside? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Do you know what we should do, love? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
We should listen to the end of that story, it sounds fascinating. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
-Roy, go! -Back in a sec. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Wasn't a big part anyway. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
I'm sure they're easily replaceable. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
'It's morning in the O'Brien house, | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
'and Bill has found a solution to the broken washing machine.' | 0:07:17 | 0:07:21 | |
Hey, Mr O'Brien. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
How are you, lads? You missed Roy. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
He went to school early. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Now did you see him, or did he just leave a note? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
He might be hiding under the bed again. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
I said that to Maura. But we checked. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
BOTH: Weird. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Recycling, sir? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Eh, no... I tried to save her. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
I mean, you know me, lads, | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
when it comes to appliances, I've got hands like a surgeon. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
But sometimes, you just have to let go. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
-Can I borrow that? -Of course you can, Sean, | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
but you might get someone to give you a hand with it. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
It's a bit heavy. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
And I'll call my project... | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
"Fix the machine!" | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
What does everybody love? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Soccer. I'm sending footballs over to a school in Haiti. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
-For my project. -Nice. But what else? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
-Lip gloss? -Chips. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
There's a burger van down the road. I'm going to get it moved. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Boys are so weird. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
It's to show that a petition can change anything. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
Here we go. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:28 | |
At least I'm trying. What good did lip gloss ever do anyone? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
Mine has sunscreen in it. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Check it out! I'll never have to pay for takeaway again! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:39 | |
ROY LAUGHS | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Scoot! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
What's that doing in here? | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
Oh, well, you've heard of reduce, re-use, recycle. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
There's another R that can save the planet. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
-Is it me? -No, Roy. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Roads? Railways? Radiation? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Repair. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
Excellent. Well done, Derek. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
I knew you had a talent for this subject. Oh, by the way, | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
the student whose project best sums up my new subject will be rewarded. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
At last. Did you hear that, everyone? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Prizes. Real motivation. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Ow! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
What's that, Roy? | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
Oh, it's, er... | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
Our project, sir. On the evils of advertising. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
Yeah! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
-Well, you can help wipe it off then, can't you. -But... | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
Right now. Advertising is banned, here at SPL. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
And you can't use some makey-uppy class to break school rules. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
Well, carry on! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Now we'll never show Niall. His petition is so lame. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
Come up with a better idea, Roy. What would Miss Jervis do? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
I'm tired of thinking. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
You haven't even started yet. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
I'm done. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:12 | |
Try harder. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Gross! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
That's it. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
We'll sell the ad space in your head. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
But Hammo said that I'm not allowed... | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
It's called progressive learning for a reason, Roy. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Because it's the name of our school? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Because we learn to think for ourselves. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Just don't let Hammo catch you. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
A campaign isn't just about selling our own products. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
I need to destroy the competition. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
But we all like Carol's food. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
Not any more. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
That smells like my friend's baby brother. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
So? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
When his nappy is full. After he's eaten mouldy spinach. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
You could always have this... | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
The kids love my grub. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
When I was a kid, I never ate my greens. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
I was so unhealthy. But look at me now. Here, feel that. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:28 | |
Go on. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:29 | |
Ciao, Bella. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
You're not allowed in here. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:32 | |
You got a loan of some salt? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
I never use any. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:35 | |
And you said you were trained at this job. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Do you hear that canteen? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Quiet, contented munching. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
No grease, no salt, no... | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
No customers. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:46 | |
Where is everyone? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
Not hungry. Went back to class. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Have you tried using batter? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
-Tara? -Yeah, sure. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
What? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
At last, a real subject. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
Geometry. One of the finest subjects known to... | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
GURGLING | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
-Is that washing machine on? -No, sir. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Ugh...I'm so hungry. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
-All right, Terry? -All right, what can I get you? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
I've been helping Roy and we've come for our pay. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Fantastico. You guys have been doing great. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Not so fast. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Do you want a Royster burger on top? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
I'm Roy's agent now. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:09 | |
And we won't be getting paid with chips any more. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
-Hey, Sean! -Hey, Niall! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
Hey, Tara! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
Terry is just the start. I was up all night, sourcing clients. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
We've got a nail bar, Kung Fu lessons. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
Did you have chips for breakfast? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
-HE SNIFFS -Aw...delicious. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
Can you do it or not? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Abby, what's with the strange glasses? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
-And that briefcase? -It's called power dressing. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
Remind me. How does your project make the world a BETTER place? | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
MOBILE RINGS | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
I feel better. And that's a start. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
Terry? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
I've never been happier. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
You want to double my orders? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
That's what I said. Double. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Suckers. I can make them buy anything. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
No, not you, Terry. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
Got to go. Busy, busy. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
NIALL WHISTLES | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
Lunch time. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
Come on everyone, keep up! Knees up, that's it. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
That's it! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Aw, sir. What's with all the running? | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Somebody took all our footballs. But don't you worry. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:15 | |
I'll find out who it is. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
But, sir, we have no energy! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Well, luckily I brought my secret weapon. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
In my day, the half-time orange | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
could turn a match from bitter defeat into sweet, sweet victory. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:31 | |
OK, Roy. Now. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Better already, eh? | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Wait... | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
Aw, can't stop, sir. Must have chips! | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
Argh! | 0:15:55 | 0:15:56 | |
Pull yourself together, Carol. You're such an idiot sometimes. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
Niall's right, you can beat this. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
If can't do it for yourself, do it for the children. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
And if the going gets tough... | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
..then play dirty. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
-Do you want some Royster sauce with that? -Please. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
Awful weather out there, isn't it? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Mamma Mia! | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
Ah! | 0:17:09 | 0:17:10 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
-You know you have a ninja up there, right? -What?! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
-Sabotage! -What? I was just... | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
I thought you might want to borrow it. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
I'm very disappointed in you, Bella. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
My name is Carol. And these kids need vitamins. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Good idea. My nan swears by cod liver oil. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
She's 90 and fit as a... | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
-In their lunches! -I think you're jealous. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
I've won the Golden Chip Award, four years running. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
Being a grease merchant is nothing to brag about. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
You're right. My talents are wasted here. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
And with bandits like you on the loose, it's not worth the hassle. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
I'll move tonight. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
That's what happens when you mess with this dinner lady. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:58 | |
Waaaa! | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
'Time is running out for Roy | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
'and his classmates to show how their projects | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
'can make the world a better place and claim their reward.' | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
You look happy. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
The van's gone. I didn't even need my final signature. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
So the petition didn't work, then? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
All right, guys, back to class. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
I can't wait to see what you've been working on. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
It's been the best class ever. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Pfft... | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Derek?! | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
Oh. Oh, ah... It's OK. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
It's all right. Eyelash. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
-BEEPING -What on earth? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
-Oi! -Ciao! | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
I told you to clear off out of it. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
And thanks for helping me find a better spot. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Just for you, I'm going to break one of me biggest rules. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
Teachers eat for free. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:00 | |
Really?! I mean, really. Bribery. You should be ashamed of yourself. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:05 | |
-Is this a friend of yours? -Yes. -No. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
You're too close to the school. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
-I have a permit. -Let me see... | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
Well, this seems to be in order. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:16 | |
Oh, we'll see about that. Come on, Derek. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
I'll be with you in a minute. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
I'm just checking the fine print. I see you can batter anything. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Absolutely. Come with me. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
Still one missing. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
Let it rip. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
I've brought a mop just in case. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Smart kids. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
Wait till I tell Ma. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Da's been wearing his underpants inside out to save on washing. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
Focus, Roy. We can still make more sales. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
Just go for it with the burger. And push the nail bar. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
Yes, Abby. Burgers. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
Good. Now the nails. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
A toenail burger?! Gross.! | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
Roy, those aren't even manicured. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
The washing machine is hypnotising him. Turn it off! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
You can't stop the cycle. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
BURGER GROWLS | 0:20:35 | 0:20:36 | |
That's not good | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
Aw, he smells like feet. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
Chips! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:47 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR Derek? | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Er, just a minute. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
There seems to be some misunderstanding, Derek. Carol. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
Did you tell him he could stay? | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
Did I? I did. I did warn him to move his van. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:26 | |
Didn't I, Terry? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:27 | |
Well, that's true. But then you were saying about... | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
Just let's stick to the facts, shall we? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
The laptop. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
-Oh... -Is that a battered fish in your laptop, Mr Hammond? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:42 | |
Well spotted. Well spotted, yes. Thanks for reminding me. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
I was just about to bring this down to the lab | 0:21:46 | 0:21:51 | |
to get Mr Lucey to test it for grease content. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
And Terrence here was to wait till I got the results. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:02 | |
-Weren't you, Terry? -Er... | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
SHOUTING | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
EVERYONE YELLS | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
BURGER GROWLS | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
SCREAMING CONTINUES | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
Make it stop! Make it stop! | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
I will if you sign my petition. Just one name left. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
I don't know how that could help! | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
Wait, I have a plan! | 0:23:00 | 0:23:01 | |
Chips... Burgers... Nails. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:18 | |
KNOCKING AT DOOR | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
So this is what you call progressive learning, is it? | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
Not now Derek! Oh! | 0:23:35 | 0:23:36 | |
I hate to be an, "I told you so!" | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
I'll never eat chips again! | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
Wake up, Roy! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:25 | |
ROY SNIFFS THE AIR | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
What? | 0:24:32 | 0:24:33 | |
I knew you were up to something, O'Brien. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
It wasn't my fault. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
That's exactly what you'd say if it was. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
-It was all... -It was all Roy's idea. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
I knew it. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:47 | |
For me to combine projects with him and Abby. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:51 | |
Er, yeah. To show all the dangers of eating too much junk food. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
-And that every signature on a petition counts. -Right. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
That is brilliant! What a great reward. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
And the best bit is you all win. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:05 | |
Huh? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
There's no greater rewarding than finding out the value of... | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
Mr Hammond? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
HE MUTTERS: Teamwork. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
- Sorry, what? - Teamwork! | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
Teamwork. That's right, Derek. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:25:20 | 0:25:21 | |
Nice moves. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
I brought you a peace offering. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
To say grazie mille for saving me from that, er... | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
thing. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:32 | |
Go on. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:33 | |
There's nothing wrong with a treat every now and again. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
OK. If you try my healthy brownie. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
It's got gluten-free flour, cocoa... | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
I've been to catering college, too. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
I know how to make a brownie. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:45 | |
See? Mmmmm. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
I could do me own battered version. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
What's that hint of spice? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
My special ingredient. Paprika. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Paprika?! | 0:26:07 | 0:26:08 | |
You have to be so careful with allergies. He should have said. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:18 | |
He's right, though. There's nothing wrong with a treat. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
I must ask him how he gets his chips so crispy. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
When he's feeling up to it. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
You know, I never doubted it really. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
A new petition, get more bins. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
-All right, Bill, love? -Yeah, grand. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
Ah! It's working. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
There look. She's working. Hands of a surgeon, Maura. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
Precision instruments, these things. Fix anything! | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
Change your underpants so. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
She's only joking. I change them every day. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
No, I'm not. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
And seeing as the chipper is gone... | 0:27:07 | 0:27:12 | |
I, oh... | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
I know. I know that, oh! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
I know that you lot are going to absolutely love this... | 0:27:18 | 0:27:22 | |
Huh? Look at this. A Bill special. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:26 | |
Bah...what is that? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
Well there's SAUS... It's hot, you have that one. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:32 | |
Eh, sausages and pizzas. That's your favourite, Tara. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
And that is a whole chicken. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
-All... -Battered. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
-Ah! -Da? -What? | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
-Is there any salad? -Salad? | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
Bill? I think he's a bit battered. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
I'm all right, Maura. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
We'll leave you there, love. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
What's salad? | 0:27:58 | 0:27:59 | |
Oh, my back. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:02 | |
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro! | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro! | 0:28:06 | 0:28:10 | |
La, la, la. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:17 | |
La, la, la, Figaro. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:20 |