Mocking Is Catching ROY
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'This is the story of Roy O'Brien. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
'He lives in an ordinary house on an ordinary street. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
'The only trouble is - | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
'he doesn't look very ordinary. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
'All Roy really wants is to fit in, | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
'but it's very hard to stay out of trouble... | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
'when you're a cartoon!' | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
Royyyyyy! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
Agh! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
Roooyy! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Roooyyy! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
ALL: Roy! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
Hu-huh! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
'It's Sunday afternoon. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
'And in the O'Brien household, something's definitely cooking.' | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
DEEP RUMBLE | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
Ooh, that smells lovely - is it nearly ready? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
Ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
I can barely hear the telly in there | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
with yer man's tummy rumbling upstairs. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
We can't start till everybody gets here. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
DOORBELL RINGS Ah-ha! Ah-ha! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Roy... | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Ah, you're grand. Leave it there, Petey, it's grand. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Hi, Ma, hi, Da, you're just in time! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Thanks, love. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
-What's on the menu? -Oh, a bit of pork. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
-Oh, you cook it? -No, she did. You all right? | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
-Yes. -Good. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Go on, you're going to have to take it off some time. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
And why's that now, so as I can give everyone a good laugh? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Ah, come on, pet - you're in the loving bosom of your family. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
-They'd never laugh at you. -Not at all. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
Well, I suppose... | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Ooh-hoo! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
Oh, Sandy's Salon...? Yeah. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Yeah, but you know what? You can hardly notice it... | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
And it'll grow out...eventually. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
-Hey, Gran. -KLAXON SOUNDS | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
-Ah-ha-ha-ha! -Roy! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
-Ah-ha-ha-ha! -Stop it, Roy! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Oh, Ma... Granny's hair! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
-Ha-ha-ha... -Roy, cut it out! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Roy - crackling, on the table, now. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
-Ya-oh! -Yeah! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
-CHUCKLING: You want a cup of tea?! -Sounds good! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Tell you what, you outdid yourself there, Maura. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! -Er, Roy - | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
why don't you tell everyone about the Shakespeare Day | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Ms Jervis has lined up for tomorrow? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Oh, yes, the Bard himself! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
-Oo-hoo-hoo! -Ah-ha-ha-ha! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Roy! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
It's not nice to laugh at...Granny's ha... | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
gr...misfortune! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Yeah, Roy! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Not nice! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
But seriously, Granny, I think it's deadly! | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
Really? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Yeah. I mean, the Ireland squad could so use a new mascot! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
-Ha-ha-ha! -In fairness, that team | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
could do with all the help they can get! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Did anyone ever tell you that mocking is catching? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
Oh. You mean, if I diss Da's big belly, I'll end up like him? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
Hey, hey! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
Exactly. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
And...what if I slag Becky about her massive spots? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
-Ha-ha! -Don't even think about it. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Keep it up, young man, and soon, you won't even recognise yourself. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
Now, don't get me wrong, I feel sorry for Granny - I do, | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
I really do. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
But if I'm being honest, it's great to have someone around here today | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
that an even bigger mess than I am. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
The state of me! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
With any luck, she'll have Cartoon King of Comedy down there | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
distracted from these. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Is that bad? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Sorry, Granny. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
But it's every woman for themselves now. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
-..chicken curry! -Chicken wraps, don't lie. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
I'm not lying! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Nightmare. Ms Jervis is off sick. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Hamo's after taking over all the Shakespeare stuff. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Oh, no! Worst day ever. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Why? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
I have to go to the dentist later. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
Ah! What are they going to do to you?|! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
-Mum's talking braces. -Oh, no! A mouthful of metal! They're not | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
going to make you wear those iffy train track things, are they? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
-Are they? -Now that would be awesome. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Huh? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
What? Braces are like the coolest thing ever! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
To be... | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
or...not... | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
-to be... Ha! -HE SNORTS | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
That is the question! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
-Ha! -HE SNORTS | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Do you reckon Shakespeare wrote snorts in those exact spots? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
of... Is something amusing you, Miss Keating? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
Don't tell me. It's O'Brien, the court jester. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
Well, mock away, young man, because the joke's on YOU! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
In Shakespeare's day, all the top people had court jesters. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:12 | |
But unfortunately for O'Brien here, | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
there aren't many opportunities in that line of work any more. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
CHILDREN LAUGH | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Oh! Ah! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Oh, no, what happened to you? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Oh, yoga mishap. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
All that twisting yourself inside-out, couldn't be good for you! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Ah, nothing healthier! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Oh, yeah - so I see(!) | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
-Mmm. -Should you be here in that condition? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Well, Derek was the only one available | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
to take over my Shakespeare Day, so, er... | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Enough said. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Wherefore was I to this keen mockery born? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:58 | |
MS JERVIS KNOCKS AT DOOR | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
When at your hands did I deserve this scorn? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:05 | |
Ee-hee! Ah... | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Excuse me. Oh! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
-DOOR CLOSES -Look, everyone. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Check this out for mockery. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
-HE SNORTS -O'Brien! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
CHILDREN SNIGGER | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Wherefore art thou O'Brien? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Thou art really for it this time! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
SNICKERING CONTINUES | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Sure. My crew could use a court jester. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
And who better than a cartoon? | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Wow! How lucky are you?! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
All the top celebs have rocked train tracks. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Abby - there mightn't even BE train tracks! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Mum says I can't have them, cos there's nothing wrong with my teeth. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
It's like so not fair. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Abby, they're not a fashion accessory. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Then how come YOU get to have them, then? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Oh, there's something wrong with my bite | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
that might cause problems later. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
I don't care, but Mum's all, "Let's get it fixed now." | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
I have to go. Mum's waiting outside. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
I think I know what the problem is. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Lots of girls worry how they'll look in train tracks. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
-But... -I couldn't care less what I look like. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
You know that! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
OK, everyone! Time to have fun with Shakespeare! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:37 | |
OK, now, first, choose a Shakespearean character, | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
and then pick a modern-day prop which best expresses their essence. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
This stuff is pretty lame, Roy. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Now, your jester, however, was much cooler. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
It was? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Yeah. Huh! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
Er... | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
thanks. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:58 | |
-Do it again. -What? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Do it again. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Well, I... | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
I... | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
Ha-ha! I could so see Hamlet in these, guys! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Totally! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Liking the hat, Roy. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
Yeah! Ha! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
Hey... | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Listen. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
Who's this? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Now, class - we're going to try some pedagogological stuff, | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
that only swotty people like me understand. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
Now for some Shakespeare. Forsooth! Checketh me out! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
I'm Quasimodo Jervis! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
MISS JERVIS CLEARS HER THROAT | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Impressive impression, Roy. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
A spot of alternate nostril breathing always helps one | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
to re-establish one's inner equilibrium, I find. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
-OK... -Hey! | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
-Watch this! -Hey - give it a rest, yeah? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
-It's just getting old. -Yeah? | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Well, who asked you, specky four eyes! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
-Whoa! -Why are you talking to Sean like that? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
-Yeah, it's so not cool. -Ah, lads, I was just joking. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Yeah - so not funny. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
What's that on your face? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Ew, gross! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Hey, what are you lot ganging up on me for? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
We're not, it's just... | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Yeah. Sure, whatever, losers. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
OK! Everyone, break into groups of three, please, | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
and using your props, interact with each other, but... | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
remaining in character at all times. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
-We've got our three, right, guys? -Right. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
What? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Hey! Roy! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Over here! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
For real. Fago's out sick. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
We're one man down. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
ROY GULPS | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Suit yourself. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
So, er, what's the deal with your belly? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
Stop that, you! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 | |
From now on, Roy is rolling with us. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
-What? -Huh? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
Yeah, you've got some serious slagging skills there, Roy. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
I mean, maybe I've underestimated you. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
Of course I'm buttering him up. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
I mean, he's MY court jester now. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
Hmm. And I'm going to get him in so much trouble. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
Hu-huh. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
CHILDREN SNIGGER | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
Hey! Royster! | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
Ditch those losers. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:17 | |
Ah! Ha-ha. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Ah, there, lads - check this out! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Nerdicus maximus. HE SNORTS | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
Not in his natural habitat - and alone, as usual. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
Ha! OK, Roy - | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
now it's your turn. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
Do you think he got lost on his way back to Middle Earth? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Oh! D'you know what, Roy? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
You're actually all right! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
I just can't believe Roy's hanging out with those bullies. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
Talk about going over to the dark side. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Guys - | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
do you think we were a bit too... hard on him earlier? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
-No! -No! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
PHONE BUZZES | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Hey - that's Tara coming back. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
I think I'll go and meet her. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
Here comes Abby. Quick! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
-Now's the time to show off your skills. -What?! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
Go on! | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
-But... -Now! -Hey, Abby... | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Were you on a rollercoaster when you put your lip gloss on this morning? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
HE SNORTS, DECO SNIGGERS | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Hey. That dentist was way cool. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
So when are you getting your train tracks? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Oh, they just took a mould today so I don't know yet. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
What's up with you? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Listen - you're not going to believe what Roy's been up to. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
What? Tell me. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
By the way, is my lip gloss OK? | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
Yeah. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
Roy - what are you doing hanging around with these two? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:15 | |
Maybe he's got a bit of taste. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
You don't impress me, you know. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
Like...who cares? | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
You owe Sean an apology. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
And Abby. How can you talk to your friends like that? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
Ha-ha! Yeah, right(!) | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
-Friends... -No-one's talking to you. -And I'm not talking to you! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
Well, Roy - anything to say? | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Um... But...I... | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
Yeah, Roy - stop being such a wuss! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
Er... I... | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
You've got to put your girlfriend over here into her place. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
He's not my boyfriend! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
And obviously you're not the friend I thought you were, either. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
A-and what, you're always so perfect? | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
-No, but... -Yeah, well, you won't be Little Miss Perfect | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
after you get your old train tracks, will you? | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:14:05 | 0:14:06 | |
Aw, she's getting train tracks! Ah-ha-ha-ha! | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
Yeah, you'll end up talking funny. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
And she'll keep getting food stuck in them! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
-Yeah. -Gross! -And no-one will ever want to kiss you. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
Oh... | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
DECO LAUGHS | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
Oh! The state of you! | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
Listen - if anyone asks, | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
you're not with us! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:32 | |
Seriously! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Oh, no! What colour is it? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
BOYS TOGETHER: Snot green! | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
Oh! Ah... | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Aaaagh! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
What a muppet. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
AGH! | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
NO! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Please, please, please, please, please! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
No...! No way! | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
Ohh! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
SOAP SUDS BUBBLE | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
Oh, sweet Vale of Avoca! What's going on now? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:27 | |
E-e-er, sir... | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
It's Roy O'Brien. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
He's been in there for ages. I'm really worried about him, sir. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:36 | |
Ah! I should have known O'Brien would be involved. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
For crying out loud... | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
Here... | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
Hold this, Declan. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:45 | |
O'Brien! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Show yourself this instant! | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
-I can't, Mr Hammond! -HE SNORTS | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
I can't! | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
You're only making things worse for yourself, you know, O'Brien. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
Gotcha! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
HE STRUGGLES | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Agh! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
Agh! Ah! | 0:16:12 | 0:16:13 | |
What have you done with yourself, O'Brien? | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Remove those superfluous features, | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
and especially that ridiculous moustache. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
I can't, Mr Hammond! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
-HE SNORTS, CHILDREN LAUGH -I can't! | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
Right! That's it! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
I'm taking you to the principal. Back to classes, everybody! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
And this time, she'll HAVE to punish you. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
What on earth happened to you? Are you OK? Do you want to take a seat? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:46 | |
Now that's Shakespearean. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Let's go. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:49 | |
Oh, the poor mite! I let him go home a few minutes early, | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
-just to give him a head start. -What, more mollycoddling? | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
Sorry? | 0:17:12 | 0:17:13 | |
-Ha! -HE SNORTS | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
# Da-ba-ba... # | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
Ba! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:32 | |
Ah, yes! | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
DOOR SLAMS, FOOTSTEPS GO UPSTAIRS | 0:17:42 | 0:17:47 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
WATER RUNS IN SHOWER | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
Roy taking a shower voluntarily? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
Roy! Come on. | 0:17:58 | 0:17:59 | |
You all right there? | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
Roy! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
Roy? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
-Er... -All right, love? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
Er, yeah. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
Can I come in? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
Er...no. Not yet. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Roy, I think I'm going to open the door, love. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
-Oh, no, no! -All right, hang on, love. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Ma! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:24 | |
Oh, Roy! What on ear...? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
Drop the towel, Roy. Now. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
Well, I think it's obvious what's going on. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
There's only one thing for it. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Hiya, Ma. Could you come over? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
Yeah, I know. Well, could you leave the bingo for today? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
Thanks, love. Yeah, we've got a bit of a si-tu-ation here. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:48 | |
Thanks. Bye. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:49 | |
Oh, Roy. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
-Ah, Ma - come in! -You called? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
We need your help. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:00 | |
Roy! | 0:19:02 | 0:19:03 | |
Ah-ha-ha-ha! | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
-Snap! -Stop. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:09 | |
You were right, Granny. Mocking IS catching. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
You know, son - it might feel like fun at first, | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
but it turns you into someone else - it turns you into a bully. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
And that's not the Roy I know and love. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
I know you're very sorry for yourself at the moment, | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
but if you want the old you back, you're going to have to apologise | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
-to everyone that you hurt. -And let's hope that they forgive you. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
OK. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
I'm sorry I laughed at your hair, Granny. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
HE SNIFFLES | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
-Nothing's happening. -Well, of course not. You're only apologising | 0:19:43 | 0:19:47 | |
-to get yourself out of a jam. -What? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
-You have to really mean it. -And... | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
think about how the other person must have felt at the time. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
Granny... | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Hey! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
Right... Your other right... Yeah, left... | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
A little bit more. More, more. Good b... Yeah. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Now...let the apologising commence. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
Well, I'm really sorry, Da. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
No! Ha! You're grand. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
-Wow! That was easy. -Well... | 0:20:27 | 0:20:31 | |
that's what I always love about you, Roy! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
You're always good for a laugh! | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
HE SNIGGERS | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
Da? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:40 | |
Are you saying he'll be stuck with those zits if I DON'T forgive him? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:47 | |
Oh, please, Becky. I'm REALLY sorry! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
-Ah...! -To forgive or not to forgive - | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
THAT is the question. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Forgive. Or you're grounded for a month, young lady. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
Oh, please, Da - don't do that to Becky! | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
-HE SNORTS -I was the one who was mean, not her! | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
Oh, Roy - you can't even be mean properly. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
'The time has now come for Roy to face the music at school. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
'But will he succeed in securing everyone's forgiveness?' | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
So, young man - just because you say, "I'm sorry," | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
don't expect to be let off scot-free! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
-Young people today have absol... -Well, Roy - | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
I forgive you. I actually found your mimicking skills rather... | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
-creative. -Thanks, Ms Jervis. -HE SNORTS | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
I'm keen to model an adult mode of conduct here. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Now, I know not all our staff are capable of... | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
-Yes, well, I... -..letting go of petty concerns | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
and being mature enough to... | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
Well, I suppose O'Brien is testament to my teaching skills, that you | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
internalised the information about jesters so completely. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
Just as jesters in Shakespeare's time | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
were noted for always telling the truth, | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
indeed, the great kings were... | 0:22:06 | 0:22:07 | |
showed their strength by allowing them to do so. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
-Sorry, Derek, is this going to take long? -And so, without much ado, | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
I pardon you. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
And so, I've been a total eejit. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
Seriously, Roy, don't sweat it. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
You're such a pushover! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
Yep. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
-Ha-ha! -Oh! -Deadly! | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
That's good, Roy. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
-Hey, did you hear my good news? -No, what? | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
-Turns out I won't be needing train tracks after all. -What? | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
Yeah. I'm going to have to wear an orthodontic device at night. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
What? That's like the worst news ever. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
Abby... | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
Abby - I'm so sorry for slagging you | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
about your lip...gloss... which looks perfect today. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:13 | |
-Looks perfect every day. -Oh, well, thanks. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
I was a dope. I'm' so sorry. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Yeah, you were. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:20 | |
Nice braces, by the way. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Not that you deserve them. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
You really hurt her, you know, Roy. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
An ordinary apology isn't going to do it. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
You're going to have to go big, Roy. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
I mean, like, huge. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
'With Abby's words still ringing in his ears, | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
'Roy has decided that if he wants to win Tara back, | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
'he has to go where no Roy has been before.' | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
OK, do your thing. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
-Oh! Yes, boys! -Er, Ms Jervis - | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
we want to show you our... | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
Shakespeare...sculpture. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
Oh, wow, you've made a sculpture! | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
-Can it wait because I'm just in the middle of something? -No. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
-We really need you to see it now. -Oh! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Well, I'm very impressed by your enthusiasm, anyway. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
CHILDREN SHOUT EXCITEDLY | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
Settle down, everybody! | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Settle down! Thank you! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
-Agh! -HIGH-PITCHED ELECTRONIC SOUND | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
Tara? Tara Keating? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
This is your friend, Roy. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
I want you to know, you're the very best friend a boy could wish for. | 0:24:56 | 0:25:00 | |
Oh! He's gone turbo. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Quick, let's stop him. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:04 | |
Hurting your feelings was the stupidest thing | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
I've ever done in my life. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
And...I've done a lot of stupid things, as you know. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
But Tara, I'm a true friend, | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
and to prove it to you - | 0:25:16 | 0:25:17 | |
I'm keeping my braces, so you won't have to go through this alone. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
MICROPHONE BLEEPS | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Huh. I should have known | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
'you didn't have what it takes to be a bully. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
'That's fine by me, Deco. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
'Such lost potential. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Come on, lads. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
Let's bounce. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
And you're a loser. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
And so no matter who slags me, or laughs at me, or tries to bully me, | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
I won't let them change the boy I am. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
'Please, Tara. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:00 | |
'Please be my friend again.' | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
Roy, you could have just asked, ha? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Declan! | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
Ah... | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
You know, Roy - this had nothing to do with the braces. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:29 | |
It's just... I really care about you. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
-I thought you felt the same way about me. -I do! | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
Yes! | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
ROY SIGHS | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
I thought you were only supposed to | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
-wear that pathetic excuse for a brace at night. -Ah... | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
I thought I'd wear it out just this once. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
-I don't care about looks. -That's so lame. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
There. Do you see your one? | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
-Roy! -Oh. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
Sorry. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
Roy! | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
Ah! | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 |