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# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:09 | |
# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# But only half as big! Sidekick! # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Welcome to Maxim Man's Swell Burger employee training programme. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:36 | |
So, you've got a job. Now what do you do? | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
I've never had one, so I have no clue, but you're not me, | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
and never forget it. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
At Swell Burger, when the assistant manager in charge of grilled food | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
and super toilet paper orders you to repair the thermonuclear oven, | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
you say, "Yes, most amazing man in the world." | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
Or maybe people just say that to me, I really don't know. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Oh! Uh-oh! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
I'm OK. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Hem-hem. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
As a Swell Burger employee, you work for me. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
I ask for your loyalty, I ask for your honesty, | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
I ask for 10% of everything you earn. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
Good luck, and welcome to the Swell Burger team. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
Oh, ho-ho, money, money, money. Ha-ha-ha! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Maxim Man is making you work here? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
As 51% owner of Swell Enterprises, he left orders | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
that before I become a full sidekick, I have to work at Swell Burger. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
But why am I here? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
You know how scared I am of the word work. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
If I have to work here, so do you. It's a best friend rule. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
Do I look like I follow rules? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
Um, you look like you follow lemmings. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
Let's get this over with, newbs. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
I'm Sammy, I'll be your supervisor/overlord. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
You will do what I say, when I say it. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
So, you guys go to that stuffy Sidekick Academy run by know-it-alls | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
who wouldn't recognise a perfect student | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
if he hid in their houses and begged them, right? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Uh, it's pretty cool. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Enough dawdling, time to turn you lazy blobs into | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
highly trained fast-food employees. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
But I love being a blob. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
Ow! Oh! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
Here's where burger flipping goes down | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
with the Baffo Burger Flipper 5,000. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
BOTH: Sweet! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
Here's where we make our Swelly Fries. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
Oh, let me try. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Needs salt. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
This is Swell Burger's Turbo Six Swelly Shake Swell Machine. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Yes! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Ta-ta-ta! Hands off! Only employees | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
with assistant manager security clearance can touch | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
the Swelly Shake Machine. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
That's awesome, dude. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
-Yay! -Oh! You want this? Huh? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
Mr Goes To A School That Has Constantly Rejected Me And | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Filled Me With Enormous Amounts Of Fury And Rage?! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Ummm... Sure? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Well, you can't have it! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
You start your cleaning, move it. Move it, move it! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
Move it! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
Hey, how come you get the cool mop? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Um, Maxim Man's sidekick? Duh. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
BOTH: Grrrrr! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Ah! You can't even mop? How did you even get into the Academy? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
No other school would take me, not even home school. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
-Yeah, and I just showed up. -What? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
-You mean you didn't get turned down every time you applied? -Nope. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
-You have to apply? -You think you're so special, huh? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
Well, I'll give you something special you'll never forget! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Oh, I hope it's a raise, we've totally earned it. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
Whoa! Ah! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Welcome to Swell Burger, can I take your order? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Look, you want a Swelly Combo, or what? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Sorry, Eric. She made me promise to let her laugh for a while. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
You look cute in that uniform. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
I know, it fits me like a really dirty and used glove. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
So, are these your Sidekick friends? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
-I'm more of a soulmate than a friend. -What? -What? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
Well, how would you ladies like a free milkshake from | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
our newly repaired Swelly Shake Machine? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Has HE touched them? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
I'll destroy you! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
Floor food! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
HE GOBBLES OBNOXIOUSLY | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
Oh, mere workers are not allowed to even look at the Swelly Machine. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Then I would love one. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
Oh, yes, I'm sure you'll love our new and improved Swelly Shakes. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
I know I will. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
HE CACKLES MANIACALLY | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
-Free Swelly Shakes! -YAY! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Can we go now? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
Did you finish cleaning the grill? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Yes. And we used our tongues. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Aaaaah. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
So, I guess you can go. Tomorrow, you'll rinse out the dragon's lair. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:30 | |
Wear fireproof everything. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
What are they all still doing here? | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Hey, guys. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Person? Uh... | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
We're closing up, so it's time to get out of here and go home. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
Where do I live? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Is it there? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
-I didn't know Kitty moved. -She didn't. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Something's going on here. They aren't themselves. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
Only one way to check for sure. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
-Hey, Vana. Pummel Eric. -Trevor! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Uuuhhh-aaahh. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
Pummelling me is second nature to Vana. Something's really wrong. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Sidekick essence, pouring in. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
I can feel the power, the training! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Now the Academy won't be able to turn me down. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
I will be a Super Sidekick! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
HE LAUGHS EVILLY | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Why do I feel like pummelling Eric? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Sammy, I think something's wrong. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
-The customers are... -Hey, hey, hey! What's up with my two | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
favourite and only employees? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Like an hour ago, you said we were the worst workers you've ever seen. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:46 | |
A manager can change his mind, can't he? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
And I want to reward you with your very own... | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
Swelly Shakes... | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
No thanks. I'm lactose intolerant. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
And I'm the one that has to clean these bathrooms. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Ooh, I'll take his! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
HE SLURPS NOISILY | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Trevor? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Weird, smelly person? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
What did you put in these shakes? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
It's what I take out of them that counts... | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
Ew! You're drinking Trevor! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
You bet I am. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
You have a tea party with dolls every night before bed? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
What?! Only Trevor knows that! And it's only because I like tea. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
And so do the dolls! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
They love it! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
HE WHISTLES JAUNTILY | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Wah! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
You won't get away with this, Sammy. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Big talk, Eric. But you're only one Sidekick. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
How'd you like to take on the whole Sidekick Academy?! | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
There's only one person... who can hit all my weak spots. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
-Vana! -Uh! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Oh! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
And you knew what Trevor knew. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
You stole all their knowledge. That's why they're all zombies. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
And you're about to join them. Drink? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Uh, no! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
Then we'll do it the hard way... | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
ERIC WHIMPERS | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Ah-ha! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
How do you like your fries? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
Flame-broiled? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
You forgot...I'm Super Sidekick now! | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
I have all their abilities. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Their consciousness. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
-All their Sidekick tricks! -Ah! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Did you get their bad habits too? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
Like Trevor's love of floor food? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
-FOOD SPLATTERS -No, stop! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
What are you doing? I can't stop myself! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
HE SLURPS | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Oh! Wah! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Hey, Sammy... | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Suck it up, so-called Super Sidekick. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Ow! I bit my tongue. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
All the Sidekick essence, gone! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Now I'll never get into the Sidekick Academy! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
That's right! And...wait. You did all this to get into the Academy? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:22 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:09:22 | 0:09:23 | |
I can't believe you got me accepted, and on the recommendation | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
of Maxum Man himself...who wrote in crayon, for some reason. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
Um, he-he... | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
My dreams have all come true. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
There's nothing else in the whole, wide... | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Whoo-hoo! I've been accepted at the Evil Henchmen Vocational Institute! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:47 | |
But I thought getting into Sidekick School was your greatest dream? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
Yeah, but it was actually my fallback dream. I mean, I AM evil. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
Mwah-ha-ha! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
OK... | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
Time to restore all you Sidekicks. Now, how do I... | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
-IN KITTY'S VOICE: -Aw, sweet, strawberry! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
And I got all my computer hacking skills back. What?! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Wait a minute! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
-IN TREVOR'S VOICE: -Why do I feel like destroying the school? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
Why DON'T I feel like destroying the school?! Why do I like school? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Uh-oh... | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
-IN VANA'S VOICE: -I'm sorry, Eric, I have to pummel you. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
I can't fight the urge! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
-Ruuuun! -Aaah! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 |