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# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School | 0:00:01 | 0:00:05 | |
# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# Maxum Man is missing | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
# Now we rule the school | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# Flying, smashing, bashing, Stomping, looking super-cool | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
# I'm a sidekick, sidekick That's the life for me | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# Half-sized superzeros With full-sized super dreams | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# Just like superheroes | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
# Just like superzeros | 0:00:25 | 0:00:26 | |
# But only half as big | 0:00:26 | 0:00:27 | |
# Sidekick! # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
EXPLOSION | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
What? You've never heard massive explosions | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
coming from the bathroom before? Move along! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
(Eric, are you done yet?) | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Boom means done. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
After 37 hours of hard labour, | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
with a short 36 hour and 55 minute break, | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
my Valentine for Vana is finally done. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
TINKLING MUSIC PLAYS Get it? It's me and Vana. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
Hmmm, I see you and a lump of garbage, | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
so two lumps of garbage. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
Trevor, Valentine's Day is a day of love. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
This humble Valentine will win Vana's heart. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
Oh, Eric, that is so romantic! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
-Except the part about Vana. -Thanks, Kitty. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Just wait until you see me and this card in action. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
This is going to hurt, I can't watch. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
-HE GIGGLES -That's better. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Vana, I have a Valentine card for you. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
Hey, what was that for? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Unlike your crazy ideas, | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Valentine's Day in Splitsboro is a day of war. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
A day when you must use your Valentine weapons to fight | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
and win the love of that girl who doesn't even like you. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
Let the Valentine carnage begin. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Eric, you don't have to be a super-fighting Valentiner, | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
you can receive a Valentine instead... | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
..from someone special, someone close to you, | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
like, right in front of you, right now, smiling at you... | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
Eric, would you...? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Right, someone's going to give Eric a Valentine(!) Eric! | 0:02:37 | 0:02:42 | |
Unlikely. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:45 | |
But, if they do, | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
I hope they know I'm allergic to chocolate, carnations and cologne. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
Oh. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
So, if I win this contest, Vana has to be my Valentine? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:58 | |
No refuse-ees? | 0:02:58 | 0:02:59 | |
Awesome! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
-IF you win - big if. -And if you have a Valentine. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:08 | |
That's right. No card... | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
no Vana. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
CHARGING WHINE | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
Ow, ow, ow! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
It's you or the card, Eric! You or the card! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
Or both! I can't count. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
No-one is getting this card from me. No-one! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
Uh, except Vana. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Yeeoooowwww! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
No! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
Oh, brother. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
DOOR CREAKS | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
I won! I'm Vana's Valentine! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
Uh, dude? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
-VANA GIGGLES -I like it. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
PIG SQUEALS | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
I'm going to get so pummelled. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Yep, love hurts, dude, so does hate. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Now, here's the battle flow chart. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
You'll have to go through all these people before you can win. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
Hey! Look, I can lick the back of my knees! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
Yuck! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
Mmmmmm. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Super cinnamon hearts - yum. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
I guess your next battle is starting. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Now, if you'll excuse me... | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Fin! You're fighting for Vana, too? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
Sorry, Eric, but her perfume is like fish food for my people. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
Argh! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
Argh! HE BLOWS | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
SIZZLING Ow! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Nice skid marks, Eric! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
Now, protect that card, I'll take care of the candy. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
I'll take it from here, Trevor. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Ho-ho-ho! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
This is all for you, Vana. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Oh, goody. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
HE BELCHES | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
-I won! Ha-ha-ha-ha! -That was the lamest fight ever. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
Where's the action? The drama? The explosions? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
The robotic dolphin punching? The hair-pulling?! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
-Perhaps... -Huh? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
..I can be of service? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
-It's Allan Amazing! -THEY ALL SWOON | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
Delivery for Eric, stand back, people. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Ow! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
SHE SWOONS | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
It can wait. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
Take this! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
A teddy bear? I guess we're going to do this the old-fashioned way. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
TREVOR GRUNTS | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
-Not that old-fashioned. -Oh. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
Hah! I have your Valentine. You lose! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
Mr Cuddles, attack! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
MR CUDDLES GROWLS | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Aaarrrggghhhh! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Get him! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Whoa! Ooohhhh! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
And, to finish this off, I believe you had a request, dear Vana? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
Mr Cuddles, pull his hair! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
SNARLING | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Argh-ha-ha! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Mr Cuddles, use your secret weapon, now! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Aaaaggghhh! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
Huh? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Oh, man, spear hugs are the best. Soak in the love, Eric. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:46 | |
Too...much...love. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
ERIC BREATHES HEAVILY There. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
How do YOU like it? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
HE WAILS | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
No-one has ever hugged Mr Cuddles back before. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Mr Cuddles loves hugs. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Awwwwww. Here you go, little buddy. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Oh, you furry fool. Attack! attack! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
Mr Cuddles thinks you need hugs. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
HE SNARLS | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
No, not the face, not the face! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
Argh! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
Yes, another win. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
A weird/creepy/totally lucky win, but I'll take it. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Hey, Vana, did you see? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
-Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha! -Mmmm! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Hey, no way! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
Kid Ruthless didn't win a battle. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
Stand down, Kid. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:37 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Oi, Needles, you going to give me a paper cut? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
BEEP | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Ah! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:47 | |
Hah! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
Ah! Ah! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Hah! Ah! Hah! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Eric, take note for next year - | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
this is how you make a Valentine. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
ENOUGH! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
I get it. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
-What? -What? -What? -What? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
HORSE NEIGHS | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Whatever. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
Ahem! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
In Splitsboro, Valentines are supposed to shoot lasers and explode | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
or are made out of indestructible alien metal | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
or cute-but-deadly woodland creatures. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
But my card means something. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
It's handmade, with love. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
And glue. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
You're right, Eric. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
Valentine's Day shouldn't be about fighting and destruction. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
That's every other day. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
Here, this is for you. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Kitty? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
-Eric, would you be my Valen...? -Thanks. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
HE SQUAWKS | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
I'll take that. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
Happy V Day, Kid. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
HE SQUAWKS | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
Argh! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
Argh! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Argh! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Gah! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
I love you, brother. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
ERIC GROANS | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
I love you. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
I love all of you, mwah, mwah. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
That means...I'm the last Valentiner! Ha-ha, I win! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:25 | |
Kitty, thank you so much for giving me that card | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
and making Vana my Valentine. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
Yes, well, that's what I meant to do, for sure, no doubt about it, | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
my heart is shattered, you're welcome. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Vana, will you be my Valentine? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
Eeeewwwwww! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Oh, look, Valentine's Day is over. So sad. Maybe next year, Eric. Bye! | 0:09:55 | 0:10:00 | |
HE GROANS | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
That was the best seven seconds of my life! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
I miss her so much. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
-Ow! What was that for? -It's almost Easter, Eric. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
And I want to help you be prepared this time. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
(And dish out a little payback.) | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Come on, Super Bunny! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Let's show Eric what a Splitsboro Easter is all about! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
KITTY CACKLES | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
-Are there any super holidays where I don't get hurt? -No! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
HE GROANS | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 |