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# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:09 | |
# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool! | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams! | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# Just like super heroes Just like super zeros | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# But only half as big! Sidekick! # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
Argh! What? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
It is noon o'clock. Get up! It is showtime! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
Eurgh. Is that all? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Ah. I'll do them later. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
That is what you have said for the last 43 weeks. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
You have 977 unfinished chores on your list. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
Alphabetically, administer antidote to aardvark, | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
buy banjo brackets, | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
commence cookie crumb clean-up, | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
destroy doggie doo-doo... | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
But isn't agreeing to do them later enough for one day? | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
See you next week. ERIC SNORES | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
ZAPPING | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Huh? Argh! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
What would you say if I told you there might be one single task | 0:01:11 | 0:01:15 | |
that could eliminate your entire chore debt? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
I would say, "I'm listening." RUMBLING | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Your task, if you're brave enough to do it, | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
is to dispose of THIS backpack. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
LIGHTNING CRACKS | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
What's wrong with it? Uneven straps? Stuck zipper? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
No. It contains dark matter, | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
the most dangerous and sought-after substance in the universe. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
One speck is enough to fuel all the doomsday devices on the planet. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:41 | |
And you trust ME | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
with such an important job? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Brain, I'm honoured! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
I don't know what to say. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Of course I'll get rid of it for you! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
And done. Bravery rules! Wack. Doot. Gah gah-gah-gah! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
Not so fastly. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Dark matter can only be destroyed | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
by being dropped into the molten core of the Mount Maxuvius. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
Eugh! All the way across town?! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
-Fine. -And remember, if it falls into the wrong hands, | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
it will be the end of the world as we know it, | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
so don't tell ANYONE what you're doing. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
DOOR SLAMS Heh. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
A-yup. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
SQUEAKING A-a-ah. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
-Hm-hm-hm-hm. -Argh. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
Hm-hm-hm. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Mm-hm. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:34 | |
Oh, please, | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
you got something to show us there, champ? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Ah-ho-ho, you noticed. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
It's nothing really. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Just a giant orb of DARK matter. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Why am I carrying dark matter? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
I guess it's because I'm the only one BRAVE enough | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
to bring DARK matter to the DARK matter disposal volcano. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
Yup, it's dark matter all right. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
-HE SLURPS -Salty. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
-Oh, waitress... -Huh? -Huh? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
..hold the devil's food cake. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Huh? All right, then. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Blargh! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
I'll have what he's having. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Hee-hee-hee! Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
-ALL: -ARGH! | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Dark matter is the most dangerous material in the universe. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
I think we could've sprung for a taxi. AH! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
Nn-nn-ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
-ALL: -ARGH! | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Look, there's a bus! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
BOOM! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
I didn't have to do that, but I did. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Now imagine what I'll do to you | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
when I do what I do to you. Hee-hee-hee. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
-ALL: -Argh! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Ooh, that is being excellent. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
O-o-ow! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
We have to lose them. Give me the dark matter. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
What are you going to do with it? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
Well, I'm not going to eat it, if that's what you're suggesting. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
HE SLURPS | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
-Ow. -Hey. -I'll destroy you! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Hm-hm-hm! Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Look, if I know action movies, and I do, | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
that unfinished off-ramp will be the perfect trap. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
All we have to do is race to the edge, then hit the brakes. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
And the bad guys will sail right off the edge. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Argh-huh-huh. WA-A-AGH! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
WA-A-AH! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
-Whoa-ho. -Ah! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
Duh-huh-huh. A-argh! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Wa-a-ah! A-a-ah! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
So what do we do now, movie boy? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
We watch them plummet to their doom? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
DESCENDING WHISTLE | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
PARACHUTE BILLOWS Huh? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
LASERS FIRE | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
Say what you want about bad guys, but they know how to plan ahead. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Hey, guys, help! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Psst, Eric, pass me the dark matter, I'll protect it. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
Then you'll help us up? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
Ha-ha. A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
I mean, sure. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
Argh! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
Trevor! Pull us up or my fist is going to dark matter your face! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
Was that too harsh? I've been working on being more assertive. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Nope. That was about right. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
Okey-dokey. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
TYRES SCREECH | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
-Hee-hee-ha-ha-ha-ha. -Uh-oh! They're coming back up! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Nyeh. Kitty! | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
It's mine! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Precious dark matter's all mine! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
I'll never let it go, you hear me? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Never! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Argh! Wagh! Oof! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Ow! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
-SQUEAKING -Huh? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Go! Get the dark matter to the volcano! | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
You're our only hope! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
We were always your only hope. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
If we don't make it, Eric, | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
there's something I want to tell you. It's not easy to say, but... | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
-You have the money you owe me? -No, I... | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
-You admit I won the Go Fish Championship last spring? -No, stop, | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
I-I-I see now that... | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
XOX is about to crush us with a giant violin! | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Argh! What kind of weapon is that? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
One that you'd never expect! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Now give me that dark matter. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Bye, dark matter, my love. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
We will always have that time at the diner, | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
then that chase on the highway. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
then that time when I was saying goodbye to you and I said, | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
Bye, my love." | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
Hn-hn. Heh-heh-heh. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
DON'T LAUGH AT LOVE! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
I'm not laughing at love. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
I'm laughing because the girls don't really have the dark matter. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
I just used them to distract the bad guys. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Decoys. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Then you don't even care how mad the girls are going to be. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Exactly. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Wait, er, er... Nuts. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Well, I can't worry about that right now. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
We've got to get rid of this. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
And the fastest way is through the barbed wire field of pokey pain. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Um...why don't we just use the delightful garden path of joy? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:50 | |
Because of the marauding moleman murder guards. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Grrr! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:53 | |
Pokey pain it is. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
May I have a little lick of the dark matter to keep me fuelled, sir? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
No, you may not, sir. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:00 | |
Then may I have the pantaloons in which you kept it? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
And double no to that. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
Ah! Trevor! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Argh. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
Hm. I wonder what the girls are up to. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Argh. E-e-eyah. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
-Hn-n-n. -Hoo-hoo-ha-ha. Eeeh.. What? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
-Ne-e-eurgh. -Ne-e-eurgh. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
-Tumbleweeds? -Tumbleweeds? | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Why that nacho-hogging, scab-collecting, toe-jabbing. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
flash-dancing, chocolate-bar-frying, googly-eyed, peach fuzz, | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
girlie boy, hairy-toed cheese-breath Needles! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
Um...I'm also upset with Eric. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
GASPING | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Hm. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
My dears, I think on this singular occasion, | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
might we come to an agreement? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Why don't we find Eric together? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
Sure. Just stay out of my way, snaggletooth. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
-Ouch. -Ouch. -Ssh, listen, the sound of traitors. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
-Ouch. -Ouch. -Ouch. -Ouch. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
What purpose... Ow! ..does a barbed wire field even serve? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
SLURPING | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Erm...what are you doing? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
Just one more lick. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
No. We're almost... | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
-Argh. -Argh. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Oh. He-e-ey, everybody. Heh-heh-heh. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
I regret nothing! | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Ouch! Except this! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
-Ouch! Ow! O-o-ow! -Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
HE PANTS | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
I did it. I did it! I... | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Huh? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
Maxum Brain? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
What are YOU doing here? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
You were not supposed to make it this far. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
You were not suppose to make it at all. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
What?! I wasn't?! | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
He wasn't? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
Ah-ha! Looks like the decoy-er has become the decoy-ee. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:43 | |
In other words, payback's rich, Eric. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
I never had the dark matter?! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Then what is THIS?! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
Maxum Man's bowling ball. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
Enough chatter! Give me that! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
THEY ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! I did it! I got it! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
E-vile finally reigns supreme! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
-Mine! -Whoops. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
MINE! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
ARRRGH. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Whoops. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
THEY ALL GASP | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
All right, nobody move! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Stay back! This dark matter is mine! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
-Dibs for the good guys! Called it! Totally ours! -You can't just call it. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
You good guys always think that you could just call dibs | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
and take whatever you like! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:32 | |
That's not how it works! Otherwise I could call dibs on Cleveland, | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
-it wouldn't make it mine. -We called it. It ours. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
THEY ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
WA-A-AIT! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
OK, nobody move. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
We don't want to startle the... Yah! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Quick! Grab a jet pack! We can still... | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
CRUNCHING | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Nuts. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Well, we're heading back to the diner to finish our lunch. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
And if anyone wants to join us, | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
I'll destroy you! Anyone? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
I'm in! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
So, er, you guys want to hang out? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
-Yeah, right. -As if. Ha! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
(Call me.) | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Well, I guess we deserve each other. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Indeed. And it cannot get much worse that that. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
-ARGH! -ARGH! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
You were saying? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 |