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# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School

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# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules

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# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

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# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!

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# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me

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# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!

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# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig

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# Just like super heroes Just like super zeros

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# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

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Argh! What?

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It is noon o'clock. Get up! It is showtime!

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Eurgh. Is that all?

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Ah. I'll do them later.

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That is what you have said for the last 43 weeks.

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You have 977 unfinished chores on your list.

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Alphabetically, administer antidote to aardvark,

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buy banjo brackets,

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commence cookie crumb clean-up,

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destroy doggie doo-doo...

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But isn't agreeing to do them later enough for one day?

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See you next week. ERIC SNORES

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ZAPPING

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Huh? Argh!

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What would you say if I told you there might be one single task

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that could eliminate your entire chore debt?

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I would say, "I'm listening." RUMBLING

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Your task, if you're brave enough to do it,

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is to dispose of THIS backpack.

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LIGHTNING CRACKS

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What's wrong with it? Uneven straps? Stuck zipper?

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No. It contains dark matter,

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the most dangerous and sought-after substance in the universe.

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One speck is enough to fuel all the doomsday devices on the planet.

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And you trust ME

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with such an important job?

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Brain, I'm honoured!

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I don't know what to say.

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Of course I'll get rid of it for you!

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And done. Bravery rules! Wack. Doot. Gah gah-gah-gah!

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Not so fastly.

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Dark matter can only be destroyed

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by being dropped into the molten core of the Mount Maxuvius.

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Eugh! All the way across town?!

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-Fine.

-And remember, if it falls into the wrong hands,

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it will be the end of the world as we know it,

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so don't tell ANYONE what you're doing.

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DOOR SLAMS Heh.

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A-yup.

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SQUEAKING A-a-ah.

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-Hm-hm-hm-hm.

-Argh.

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Hm-hm-hm.

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Mm-hm.

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Oh, please,

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you got something to show us there, champ?

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Ah-ho-ho, you noticed.

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It's nothing really.

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Just a giant orb of DARK matter.

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Why am I carrying dark matter?

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I guess it's because I'm the only one BRAVE enough

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to bring DARK matter to the DARK matter disposal volcano.

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Yup, it's dark matter all right.

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-HE SLURPS

-Salty.

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-Oh, waitress...

-Huh?

-Huh?

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..hold the devil's food cake.

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Huh? All right, then.

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Blargh!

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I'll have what he's having.

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Hee-hee-hee! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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-ALL:

-ARGH!

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Dark matter is the most dangerous material in the universe.

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I think we could've sprung for a taxi. AH!

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Nn-nn-ha-ha-ha-ha.

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-ALL:

-ARGH!

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Look, there's a bus!

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BOOM!

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I didn't have to do that, but I did.

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Now imagine what I'll do to you

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when I do what I do to you. Hee-hee-hee.

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-ALL:

-Argh!

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Ooh, that is being excellent.

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O-o-ow!

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We have to lose them. Give me the dark matter.

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What are you going to do with it?

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Well, I'm not going to eat it, if that's what you're suggesting.

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HE SLURPS

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-Ow.

-Hey.

-I'll destroy you!

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Hm-hm-hm! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Look, if I know action movies, and I do,

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that unfinished off-ramp will be the perfect trap.

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All we have to do is race to the edge, then hit the brakes.

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And the bad guys will sail right off the edge.

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Argh-huh-huh. WA-A-AGH!

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WA-A-AH!

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-Whoa-ho.

-Ah!

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Duh-huh-huh. A-argh!

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Wa-a-ah! A-a-ah!

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So what do we do now, movie boy?

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We watch them plummet to their doom?

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DESCENDING WHISTLE

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PARACHUTE BILLOWS Huh?

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LASERS FIRE

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Say what you want about bad guys, but they know how to plan ahead.

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Hey, guys, help!

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Psst, Eric, pass me the dark matter, I'll protect it.

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Then you'll help us up?

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Ha-ha. A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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I mean, sure.

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Argh!

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Trevor! Pull us up or my fist is going to dark matter your face!

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Was that too harsh? I've been working on being more assertive.

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Nope. That was about right.

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Okey-dokey.

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TYRES SCREECH

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-Hee-hee-ha-ha-ha-ha.

-Uh-oh! They're coming back up!

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Nyeh. Kitty!

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It's mine!

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Precious dark matter's all mine!

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I'll never let it go, you hear me?

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Never!

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Argh! Wagh! Oof!

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Ow!

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-SQUEAKING

-Huh?

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Go! Get the dark matter to the volcano!

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You're our only hope!

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We were always your only hope.

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If we don't make it, Eric,

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there's something I want to tell you. It's not easy to say, but...

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-You have the money you owe me?

-No, I...

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-You admit I won the Go Fish Championship last spring?

-No, stop,

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I-I-I see now that...

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XOX is about to crush us with a giant violin!

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Argh! What kind of weapon is that?

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One that you'd never expect!

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Now give me that dark matter.

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Bye, dark matter, my love.

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We will always have that time at the diner,

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then that chase on the highway.

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then that time when I was saying goodbye to you and I said,

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Bye, my love."

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Hn-hn. Heh-heh-heh.

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DON'T LAUGH AT LOVE!

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I'm not laughing at love.

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I'm laughing because the girls don't really have the dark matter.

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I just used them to distract the bad guys.

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Decoys.

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Then you don't even care how mad the girls are going to be.

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Exactly.

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Wait, er, er... Nuts.

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Well, I can't worry about that right now.

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We've got to get rid of this.

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And the fastest way is through the barbed wire field of pokey pain.

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Um...why don't we just use the delightful garden path of joy?

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Because of the marauding moleman murder guards.

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Grrr!

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Pokey pain it is.

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May I have a little lick of the dark matter to keep me fuelled, sir?

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No, you may not, sir.

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Then may I have the pantaloons in which you kept it?

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And double no to that.

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Ah! Trevor!

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Argh.

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Hm. I wonder what the girls are up to.

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Argh. E-e-eyah.

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-Hn-n-n.

-Hoo-hoo-ha-ha. Eeeh.. What?

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-Ne-e-eurgh.

-Ne-e-eurgh.

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-Tumbleweeds?

-Tumbleweeds?

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Why that nacho-hogging, scab-collecting, toe-jabbing.

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flash-dancing, chocolate-bar-frying, googly-eyed, peach fuzz,

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girlie boy, hairy-toed cheese-breath Needles!

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Um...I'm also upset with Eric.

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GASPING

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Hm.

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My dears, I think on this singular occasion,

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might we come to an agreement?

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Why don't we find Eric together?

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Sure. Just stay out of my way, snaggletooth.

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-Ouch.

-Ouch.

-Ssh, listen, the sound of traitors.

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-Ouch.

-Ouch.

-Ouch.

-Ouch.

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What purpose... Ow! ..does a barbed wire field even serve?

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SLURPING

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Erm...what are you doing?

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Just one more lick.

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No. We're almost...

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-Argh.

-Argh.

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Oh. He-e-ey, everybody. Heh-heh-heh.

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I regret nothing!

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Ouch! Except this!

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-Ouch! Ow! O-o-ow!

-Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

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HE PANTS

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I did it. I did it! I...

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Huh?

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Maxum Brain?

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What are YOU doing here?

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You were not supposed to make it this far.

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You were not suppose to make it at all.

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What?! I wasn't?!

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He wasn't?

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Ah-ha! Looks like the decoy-er has become the decoy-ee.

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In other words, payback's rich, Eric.

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I never had the dark matter?!

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Then what is THIS?!

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Maxum Man's bowling ball.

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Enough chatter! Give me that!

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THEY ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER

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Ha-ha-ha-ha! I did it! I got it!

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E-vile finally reigns supreme!

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-Mine!

-Whoops.

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MINE!

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ARRRGH.

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Whoops.

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THEY ALL GASP

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All right, nobody move!

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Stay back! This dark matter is mine!

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-Dibs for the good guys! Called it! Totally ours!

-You can't just call it.

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You good guys always think that you could just call dibs

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and take whatever you like!

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That's not how it works! Otherwise I could call dibs on Cleveland,

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-it wouldn't make it mine.

-We called it. It ours.

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THEY ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER

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WA-A-AIT!

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OK, nobody move.

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We don't want to startle the... Yah!

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Quick! Grab a jet pack! We can still...

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CRUNCHING

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Nuts.

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Well, we're heading back to the diner to finish our lunch.

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And if anyone wants to join us,

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I'll destroy you! Anyone?

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I'm in!

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So, er, you guys want to hang out?

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-Yeah, right.

-As if. Ha!

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(Call me.)

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Well, I guess we deserve each other.

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Indeed. And it cannot get much worse that that.

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-ARGH!

-ARGH!

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You were saying?

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