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# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# But only half as big! Sidekick! # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
THUNDER RUMBLES | 0:00:33 | 0:00:34 | |
SCREAMING | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
MANIACAL LAUGHTER | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Wah! Whoa! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Burp. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
Whoa! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
CLANG | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Aargh. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
Wow! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
This is awesome. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Ah! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
Is that you posing with Maxum Man? Were you a real superhero? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
Why were you chasing me with a chainsaw? What happened to your body? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Why are you shaking your head and sighing? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
I will answer all of your questions if you're zipping your lip | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
and going to sleep. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
-But... -Zip it! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
It is true. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
I was once one half of the grooviest super duo of the 1970s. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
Maxum Man and Maxum Brain, the Maxum Men. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
DISCO MUSIC PLAYS | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
CRASH | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
SCREAMS | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
BOTH: XOX! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
That's right, Maxum Men. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
I've had it with your funky music, flashy clothes | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
and ridiculous facial hair. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
-Good one, Dad. -I told you to stay in the car. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
I never get to do anything e-vile. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
Ha! Sorry. Take your kid to work day. Now, where was I? Oh, yes! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
Say bye-bye to the boogie and hello to good old black and white. Ha-ha! | 0:01:59 | 0:02:04 | |
What a jive turkey. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
What do you say we show that square how the Maxum Men get down? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
Oh, I am digging it. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Time for our patented Maxum Move. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
You have got it, partner. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Whoa! Whoa! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
Oh! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
Fiddlesticks. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
-Outasight! -Dyno-mite! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
This isn't over, Maxum Men. You haven't heard the last of the... | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
-SCREAMING -Ow. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Another day saved by the superest team of the '70s. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Right on, amigo. Nothing will ever stop Maxum Man. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
-You mean Maxum Men. -Yeah, whatever. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
It's struttin' time! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Relax, kid. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
There'll be plenty of time to clown around | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
when you're my circus slave. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Boom! Hypno-sock! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Must resist. Really don't like clowns. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
Ah-ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
-Ringmaster. -Oh! | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
Stop picking on someone your own size. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Oh, come on! He's clearly bigger than me. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
Waddya say, partner? | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
CRASH | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
Gee, thanks, Maxum Man. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
That's Maxum Men. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Hey, kid. You're all right. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Ow. Hunh. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Golly gee, kid, resisting hypnosis plus taking a pummelling. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
-You ever thought about sidekicking? -Uh? -Let's walk. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:19 | |
And that was how Maxum Man gave Golly Gee Kid his sidekick name. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
SNORING | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
-Wake up! -Huh? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
FLY BUZZES | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Good. You are still awake. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
As I was saying, Maxum Man and Golly Gee Kid | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
started spending more and more time together. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
ENGINE REVVING | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
CRASH | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
Where were you? Hit songs do not record themselves, you know. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
Not yet anyway. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
Take a chill pill, Brainy. Me and Golly Gee here | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
were just rapping about the Maxum Men's new direction. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Right, little buddy? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
Like, totally, dude... Oh, er, Sir. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
What new direction? What are you talking about? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
The '80s is what I'm talking about. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
The new wave is here and its name isn't disco. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
It's keytar! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Ooh, yeah. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
EASTERN MUSIC PLAYS | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Now that's beautiful music. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
But where is the beat? Where is the boogying? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
There is no boogying! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Hey, you can't stop progress. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
-Ah! -Argh! That is what I think of your progress. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:37 | |
What happened to you? What happened to the funk? To the disco? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
What happened to the us? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
-Haven't you heard? -Disco is dead. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Then so are the Maxum Men. I quit! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
MAXUM BRAIN CRIES | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
'It's been three weeks since the break-up of the Maxum Men | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
-'and Splitsboro hasn't been the same.' -Huh! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
-'It's been so much better.' -Oh. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
'Crime is down, rescues are up | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
'and cute little-wittle baby animals are safe. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
'We now go live to City Hall, | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
'where Mayor Swift is presenting Maxum Man and Golly Gee Kid | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
'with a new key to the city.' | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
-CHEERING -Thank you, Mayor. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
My sidekick and I are greatly honoured by this, | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
erm, great honour. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Ooh. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
We wouldn't be here today if it weren't for a very special someone. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Oh. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
Me! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
Maxum Man! Singular. Period. End of sentence. I rule! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:39 | |
CRASH | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
MANIACAL LAUGHTER | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Stop! You. Who are you? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
I am XOX, son of XOX, grandson of... | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
Oh, you get it the gist. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
You dropped a disco ball on my father. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Now it's my turn to drop the ball on disco. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
Now that I've torn a hole in space and time, my decade destroying device | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
will erase the entire decade of the '70s from history. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
Disco really will be dead. Hee-hee-hee. Ha-ha-ha! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:17 | |
PIGS OINK | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
-Golly Gee. -Uh, yes, Sir? | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Uh? Oh, right, it's just you. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Well, kid, it's time for the patented Maxum Move! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Uh-oh. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
Oh, ow. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Hm? That usually works. Something's wrong. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
It's almost as though something was missing. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Ow. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
Aaargh! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
CLANG CLANG CLANG | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
Huh? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
I'm OK. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
MANIACAL LAUGHTER | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
Nothing you do can penetrate this tank. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Trust me, I lost the keys once and it was a nightmare. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Ah! Ee-ah! | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
What? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:18 | 0:08:19 | |
Ha-ha. Hey. Ho-ho. Ow! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Hey, come on, quit it. OK, OK, you win. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
Whoa! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
I win? I win! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
Ee-hee. Ha-ha-ha! | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Wow! I defeated Maxum Man! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
But you did not defeat the Maxum Men. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
You did not really think I would let you destroy my best friend | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
-and the best decade, did you? -That was the plan, yes. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
What do you say? Shall we show this square how the Maxum Men | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
can be getting down, for old times' sake? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
I can dig it, new old partner. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
BOTH: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Aaargh! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Oh. Ow. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
Outasight? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Dyno-mite! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
CRASH | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
BOTH LAUGH | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
My body was damaged beyond repair but it was just as well. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
Like the decade of the '70s, my time as a Super was over. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
Great story. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Now, can I please go to sleep? | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 |