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# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules | 0:00:04 | 0:00:09 | |
# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# But only half as big! Sidekick! # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
Welcome back to Lairs, where we | 0:00:33 | 0:00:34 | |
snoop around the homes of villains and heroes. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Tonight, a sidekick secret. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
And here's the Maxum Toilet, | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
which because of Maxum Man's super-everything, | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
needs to be super-strong. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Ah-ha-ha! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Eric! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Eric, I specifically told you not to put the house on TV. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
I even said, "Do not put the mansion on this show that you are watching," | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
which was this show that we are now watching. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
You're all just jealous because after this | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
everyone will know that I am totally cool. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
They're going to show your personal stuff, right? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Stuff that no-one has ever seen before, even through the window, | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
while you were sleeping. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:15 | |
Curse you, curtains. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
Curtains! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
Shh. The magic box is talking. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
And this is the Maxum Kitchen, where all Maxum Man's food things are. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:31 | |
Gah! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
Here, can I offer you a meatball? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
FLIES BUZZ | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
And this is my bedroom, which as you can see is awesome | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
and not infectious at all, so... No need to dwell. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Dwell. Dwell! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
No, no, wait. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
That's nothing. Leave it. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
CUPBOARD RUMBLES | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
Yeah, erm... These aren't mine. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
-They said they'd cut that part. TOY: -Love Eric. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
You know, Eric, you may have disobeyed me but it was worth it. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
High tentacle! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
HE SNORES | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
"Eric, Eric, wake up..." | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
is what I would be saying if we were not homeless hobos without houses. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Erm... Why are we outside? And what's a "for taking" sign? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
It is like a "for sale" sign, but instead of a house being | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
for sale, an evil real estate lady just takes your house and sells it. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:28 | |
Gah! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
Name's Flo Closure. I caught your Lairs episode last night. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
You are quite the showman. I'm kidding, you are awful. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Mansion's great, though. It'll make a perfect evil lair. Here's my card. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
I can definitely sell this place - whether you want me to or not. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
Add a tar pit here, trap door there, I can taste my 10%. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
What? You can't just sell the mansion. I know my rights. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
Splitsboro Law 292, Section C, | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
"If Flo wants to sell your house, she can." | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
-Huh. I do not know my rights at all. -Now, step off, son. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Your do-gooder-ness is hurting my kerb appeal. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Oh, yeah? Well, prepare to meet my kerb and appeal. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:13 | |
Yah! BOOM | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Who knew she had lasers in her corsage? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
-Thanks for letting us crash here, Trevor. -All good, bro. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
Well, I am taking no pleasure in saying that this is all your fault. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
Or, more truthfully, I am taking much pleasure. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Look, my fault, our fault, not my fault... Let's not quibble. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:34 | |
We have to find a way to get the mansion back. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Human pinata! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
That's it - disguises. We'll disguise ourselves and sneak into the mansion. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
You're a genius, Trevor. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Sugar crash! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
HE SNORES | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
Finally, the Maxum Mansion will be mine. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
Not if Brute get house first. What? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Brute need to spread wings. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
So, you are Evil McEvil and his son Bad Guy Junior? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:05 | |
Say, you guys look like what good guys think bad guys look like. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
Say something evil! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
Something evil. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
HE GULPS | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
I hate hugs. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
Hmm... You boys are all right. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Enjoy the tour. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
I had to install the mucus-sprayer. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
The former owner - "good guys" - | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
actually washed themselves with water. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
-Weirdos. -Weirdos? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
I'll give them weirdos. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Ah! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
I wanted to create the feeling of being attacked by a wild beast, | 0:04:45 | 0:04:49 | |
but why just feel | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
when you can fee-ee-eel? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
GROWLING | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
LEOPARD ROARS | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Ah! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
And finally... You should have seen the dusty old mainframe computer. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:15 | |
Don't EVEN get me started. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
So, I added some patented Wreckorator flair... | 0:05:17 | 0:05:22 | |
Vultures. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
No. What have you done? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
-THEY GASP -Oh... | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
You can muck up the house and change the wallpapers all you want | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
but nobody messes with my mainframe. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Are you ready, Eric? Eric? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
ERIC SCREAMS | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
Evil! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
HE GROANS | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
-Don't worry. Kitty will take care of you. -Thanks. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
It was really nice of you to let us stay here and treat our wounds | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
and share your photo collection. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
We really should be going now. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Don't be silly, guys. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
You're staying here forever. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
Ever, ever, ever... | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
OK, or we could... | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
RUN! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Open! Open! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
Not on your life. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
To get the mansion back, | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
we need to beat out all the other people who want it | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
in the bidding war, and may I remind you | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
that in Splitsboro, a bidding war is an actual war of fists and such. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
Maybe we should just let them have it. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
I mean, this bed is pretty comfy. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
-Yes, Grandpa seems to think so. -Grandpa? What do you mean Gra... | 0:06:33 | 0:06:38 | |
GAH! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Contestants, welcome to the bidding war. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
A knockdown, drag-out fight to the finish. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Last one standing takes the mansion | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
and I take my 10%. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
On your marks, get set, | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
let the bidding war...begin! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
ALL: Ah! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
GUN ZAPS | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Ow! Ah! Ow! Ugh! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
Whoa-ho. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
HE GASPS | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Ah! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
-Huh, huh... -Ah! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
HE PANTS It's time for plan B. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
Who are you kidding, Eric? You don't have plan Bs. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Look, I know this mansion like the front of Vana's face, | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
so let's use its secrets against them. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Stop looking at my face. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Why do all of Eric's plans involve a toilet? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Huh! Ya! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Eric's plan worked? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
I must never speak of this again. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
We are finished, kid. This house is mine! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
OK, OK. You win. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
But before you stomp me into dust, can I have one last request? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:05 | |
-What is it? -A snack. -Well, I don't see any harm in a... | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
No! What is that? It's disgusting. It's revolting. It's... | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
It's delicious. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
OM NOM NOM NOM | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
UM NUM NUM NUM | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
Stop, no! Stay back. Ah. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
Ah! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
SHE PANTS | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Why did I agree to this? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Little girl, you need to let Brute catch you | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
and crush you and win house war. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Eric said there'd be something to take out Brute | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
in the evil gadget room. Bu-bu-bu-but where? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
-Ah-ha! -Huh? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Ooh, give to Brute. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
Ugh. Box pretty. Box mine. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
LULLABY PLAYS | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Ah! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
Eric did it! | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
Ah, and it looks like I just found Vana's Birthday present. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:04 | |
GUN FIRES | 0:09:04 | 0:09:05 | |
Gah! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
GUN FIRES | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
HE PANTS | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
Hmm... Hee-hee-hee-ha! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
-Aw, I loved that lamp. -I liked it, too. Hold still. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:24 | |
There's nowhere left for you to hide. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Any last words before I steal Maxum Mansion? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
And end the most annoying sidekick career ever? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
Yes. Humiliation beats annihilation. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Ah! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
-TOY: -Love Eric. -ERIC CHUCKLES | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
-I bet you're mad we won the mansion back. -Doesn't matter to me, kid. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
I told ya - Flo always gets her 10%. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
-HELICOPTER WHIRRS -Ha-ha-ha. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Aw... That 10% was my room. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
BUILDING RUMBLES | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Welcome to Super Extreme Renovations. Tonight, Maxum Mansion. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:13 | |
Eric, I thought I told you not to put the mansion on TV, | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
but in this case I'm happy you did. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
Hmm... Who knew they could rebuild the mansion so fast? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
Yeah, almost makes you want to destroy it all over again. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
House pinata! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
CRASH | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 |
