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Parent-Teacher Night of Doom

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# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

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# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

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# Maxum Man is missing

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# Now we rule the school

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# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

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# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

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# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

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# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

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# Just like superheroes

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# Just like superzeros

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# But only half as big Sidekick! #

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TYRES SQUEAL

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No, wait!

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Please, please, please...

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HE CHOKES

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Don't make me go to... Ew!

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..parent-teacher night!

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Ow!

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Argh! Oh...

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I am your legal guardian, so it is my duty to go.

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Plus, I would never miss hearing what a bad student you are.

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OK, you're enjoying this way too much.

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Ow! OW! Argh...

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-How am I doing, Trevor?

-A little more...

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-CRASH

-A little more.

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Go forward.

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More, go up. Rotate rightways.

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You're good.

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Namaste, fellow child inspirers. Peace and love.

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"Child inspirers?" That's not even a word.

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-Promise you're not going to embarrass me.

-Fear not, Sun Child.

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Embarrassment comes from within.

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Yeah, sometimes it comes on a bike.

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BIRDS SINGING

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Fly free, my friends.

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Caw-caw! Caw-caw!

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Why can't you just be normal? Like Kitty's parents!

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BOTH: Come along, pumpkin.

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SHE SCREAMS

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Must protect.

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Ha! Wow!

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How lucky is it that my parents - who are perfectly normal -

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weren't crushed to death?

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-SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

-So lucky.

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That's how lucky.

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Excuse me, I've got to go repair someone. I mean, something.

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'Parents and students! Parents and students,'

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thank you for coming and welcome to the parent-teacher night of doom.

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MANIACAL LAUGHTER

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Why is everything at Splitsboro always "something-something of doom?"

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Ow.

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Eric is hands down my worst student.

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-Ever. Seriously, ever!

-Ah. There's the doom.

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For his science project,

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he handed in what I believe to be an automatic waffle maker.

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What? Everybody loves waffles.

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So...dare I ask?

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Trevor cheats, lies, destroys things, burns them, then blows them up.

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Huh. He's got me pegged.

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And now, the bad stuff.

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-MUFFLED:

-I see your point.

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Und Vana has always been a top-notch student. A real delight.

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-For example...

-Ooh, you look tense.

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What are you doing? He was about to tell you how amazing I am!

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-Are... Are you touching me? I think she's touching me.

-Relax.

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-Be at one with your body, your mind, the universe...

-This is an outrage.

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HE SHRIEKS

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HIS BONES CRACK

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But I already told you,

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there is no need to go through Kitty's old tests.

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They're all As.

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BOTH: Incorrect. Kitty received one B.

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Ah. Ja.

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Well, nobody's perfect, right?

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Unacceptable grade alert. We must have grade perfection.

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Initiating massive destruction.

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THEY LAUGH

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Und on top of that,

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it's powered by an incredibly dangerous collapsed star

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-which could destroy the planet.

-HE LAUGHS

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KABOOM!

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I couldn't find any batteries.

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Oh, my RAM hurts from laughing so hard.

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And Trevor is lazy, self-centred, loves destruction,

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and is quite possibly totally evil.

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In short, he will make an excellent sidekick.

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What?! That's a lie.

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La-la-la-la-la, I'm not excellent, I'm not excellent at anything!

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You must be so proud.

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TREVOR GROWLS

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HE LAUGHS

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'Right, everyone.

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'I hope the parent and/or guardian-teacher interview process

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'was less painful for you than it was for me.

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'Und speaking of pain, let the pain begin.'

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Pain? What?

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-STRAINING:

-We have to show our families

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what we've learned at Sidekick School.

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We've got to attack them and win.

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This is going to be so good.

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'Remember, if you defeat your family members, your grades go up.

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'If you lose, you must attend night school, overnight school,

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'pre-breakfast school and back-in-time school.

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'Parents, students...

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'attack at will!'

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YELLING

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'I love this part.'

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Look, I know you're all about peace and love

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and other useless stuff, so I promise to take it easy on you.

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That is so sweet of you, dear.

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Om...

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Come back! I have to defeat you.

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But I don't want to fight you.

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Grades aren't that important to me!

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Unacceptable!

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Destroy us, pumpkin, and increase your grades.

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If you fail to comply, we will destroy you.

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Never!

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Take your best shot, Trevor.

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You need all the grades you can get.

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You've had this coming for a long time, Dad.

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YELLING

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-Ow!

-Ow!

-Ow!

-Ow!

-That smarts.

-Ow!

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Where is she?

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I'm right here, sweetie.

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Watch your breathing, dear. In...and out.

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Would you...stand...still?!

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SHE SCREAMS

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Hey! You don't have to try so hard.

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No, no, no.

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It is being my absolute pleasure.

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It is not hard at all.

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Fine. Then I'll give you something hard.

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Waffle-iron hard!

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Ugh.

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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

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Well, this is annoying.

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Pumpkin is attempting to leave school early.

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Initiate tough-love mode.

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We know what's best for you.

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And what's best for you is to get good grades.

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Or be destroyed.

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Oh, no. Please.

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MANIACAL LAUGHTER

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Come on, son. You have to defeat me or you're going to fail.

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Oh. OUCH!

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I believe my son has defeated me

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with this devilishly masterful paper-cut plan.

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'Pure genius, Trevor.

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'A pass for you.'

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And once again...

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PFFFRRRT!

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-BREATHLESSLY:

-I can't... do this...any more.

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So tired...

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You wouldn't have this problem

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if you just learned to breathe, sweetness.

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In with the good...

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And out with the bad.

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In... Out...

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PANTING

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That's it. In... Out... In... Out...

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I win!

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Wow, that breathing stuff really works.

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GROANING

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KITTY YELLING

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Last chance, pumpkin.

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Fight us, or we will destroy you.

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All right. I didn't want to, but you made me do this.

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Destruct procedure Alpha Bravo.

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Voice authorisation, Kitty Loves Eric.

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OK, fine!

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Now you know. My parents are robots.

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-There, I said it.

-Duh!

-Yeah.

-It explains so much.

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So you don't think it's weird?

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Oh, that is such a relief.

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-Put me down!

-When I am about to defeat you

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and condemn you to an eternity of schooling?

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-Ha! That is a good one.

-Then you've left me no choice.

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-Haven't we been through this before, Waffle Boy?

-This, yes.

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But not this.

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-HE GASPS

-Uh-oh.

-'The collapsed star!

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'Even Eric wouldn't be foolish enough to...

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'Yes, he would.'

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-SLOWLY:

-Nooooooo!

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SLOWLY: Why the overly dramatic reaction?

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-SLOWLY:

-'It will collapse the entire planet!'

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Oh...

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Then...

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Oops?

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SILENCE

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PFFFRRRT!

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In case nobody heard it earlier, I did say, "Oops."

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-Well, technically, you did defeat Maxum Brain, so you pass.

-Yay!

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And for making terrible waffles...you no longer pass.

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Oh, man!

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