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This is limestone. Found in a supermarket car park last August. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
And noted for its layers of calcite. Which make it sedimentary, | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
not to mention one of my personal favourites. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
Calcite is SO in right now. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
Any questions? | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
Me, me! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
How do you make geology so interesting? | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
Tell us about the andesite again! | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
-I'm not sure... -Please! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
We have to hear it. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:25 | |
I think once is enough. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
I don't think you understand. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
It's not a request. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:34 | |
-CHANTS: -We want rocks! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
-ALL: -We want rocks! We want rocks! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
Aaargh! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
So... limestone... | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
Car in an August last foundpark! | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
SHE SNORES | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
Thanks for listening! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
# Ooh, ooh, ooh | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
# Ooh, ooh, ooh | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
# Whoo! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
# So, so, so, so, so | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
# Awwww... | 0:01:14 | 0:01:15 | |
# Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
# Ah-ah, ooh, ah-ah, ooh, ah-ah | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
-# So, so, -so, -so -so, -so, -so, -so | 0:01:23 | 0:01:28 | |
# Ooh | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
# So! Awkward! # | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Well, that was interesting(!) | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Classic speech anxiety. She should've come to me for help. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
Ollie, you gave your last presentation via text. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
Exactly. Portable, practical, permanent. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
We sat there for two hours on our phones. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
And was there a problem with the facts? No. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
Because I triple-checked them with this... | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
It's not just about the facts though, is it? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Gah! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
How could you say that?! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
This is the oldest and most expensive book in the library! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:10 | |
Oh, it has everything. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
Diagrams... charts... | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Even its appendices come with appendices. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
It's the ultimate learning... | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
Wow. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
I don't know what's more gorgeous - his hair or his eyes. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
Or his chin... | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
What? It's a good chin. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
"Coming soon, Nox Talks with Dr Simon Nox." | 0:02:35 | 0:02:40 | |
Seriously? He's just a jumped-up TV presenter! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
-Oh! -Dr Nox is not JUST anything. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
He is a serious scientist and cosmologist. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
And his Nox Talks are genius. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
And you can get a badge with his actual face on it. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Hey, Lils. Did your batteries run out? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Hmm? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
Are you OK there? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
Yeah, sure. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
OK, who is he, and why are we looking at him? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
Don't ask. Maybe Martha can talk some sense into these two... | 0:03:09 | 0:03:14 | |
No! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
-Yes! -Seriously?! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Totally! The last three tickets to the final Nox Talk! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
-Not you too? -Of course. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
His calculations may be occasionally flawed | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
but his hypotheses on particle physics are dreamy! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
So are mine! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
But Dr Nox... | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
he's just... | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
different. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
He's got that certain... | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
something. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
I have that certain something too! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
My presenting is just as good as his. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
-Mmm... -Meh. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
-OK... -Uh-uh. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
Isn't it? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
-No. -No. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Fine! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
I'll show you. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
I'll show all of you. And when I'm done showing you? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
You may all consider yourselves shown. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
So, who wants the last ticket? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
Erm... There are three...? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Yeah, well, my mum's coming and I can only take one of you... | 0:04:17 | 0:04:22 | |
So... | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
Rock, paper scissors...? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
POLITE LAUGH | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
What kind of show? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
A science show. I was thinking "Ollie Talks"? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
Yes, that's a great idea! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
You'll be just like that lovely Dr Nox! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
His Nox Talks are genius! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Yes. I've heard. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Yes, he's got that certain something, hasn't he? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
And you can get a badge with his actual face on! | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
I'll show you. You shall all consider yourselves shown. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
SHE MOUTHS | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
And now I can't decide. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
How do I chose between my two friends? It's impossible. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Yes. That's a tricky one. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Do you think you could give up your ticket? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
How do you mean exactly? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
I know that you were planning on taking me. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
But if you don't then I can take both my friends. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
No! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Ahem, I mean... I'd hate to let you down. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
I don't mind. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Yes, you do! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
And I can't miss quality time with my favourite 12-year-old! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
I'm 13. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Maybe there's something else we could do together? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
-Well maybe we could but... -MAKES STATIC NOISE | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
OK, darling I've got to go! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
Thanks for helping me with this. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
No problem, someone has to. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
This Nox guy is taking over the school. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Right. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
OK. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
We just need to find my most dreamy science pose. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
How about this? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
Did you say dreamy or weird? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
Watch and learn, my friend. Watch and learn... | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
What? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Nothing. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
I was just thinking how nice you look today. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
So was I! Have you done something with your hair? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
I brushed it? | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
I can really tell. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
You are so good at brushing hair! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
-That's what I was going to say! -So was I! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
You just did. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Thank you. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
I should probably get back to... | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Are you comfy? Do you want a footrest? | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Another? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
-Better? -Erm... | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
Are you thirsty? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Hungry? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Mostly just scared... | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
Let me get you a drink. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
A sandwich! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Hello, everyone! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
Great to see so many of you here! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Who wants to hear about science?! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Whoo-hoo! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Right, well... We're going to start off with a look at light waves... | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Which, as I always say - light waves are a lot better than heavy ones! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
Because the meaning of light has two meanings... | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
Which of the opposite... I, erm... | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Erm... | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
Serifferem...perba...terra ferthum...piff. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:30 | |
Geoff. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Erm... Sorry. I, erm... | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
Erm... Ollie? The light waves...? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
Brilliant(!) | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
What he meant to say was, erm... | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
Light waves are better than heavy ones! | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Do I really need a manicure? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
I thought it would be fun. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Plus, I think this red is going to look amazing on you. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
Actually, Jas. I think you'll find Martha prefers the pink. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Don't you, Martha? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
I think you'll find Martha prefers red. Right, Martha? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
Erm... | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
I guess... | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
the red? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Yes! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
I win the tickets to... | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
Martha's lovely friendship. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
Is this is about the Nox ticket? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
-Nooo! -What?! No! -Of course not! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
-You must be crazy! -Why would you even say that? | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Good. Because I am not going to be persuaded by bribery. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
Mmm! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
That's really delicious. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
Another? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
Yeah, go on. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
-You got any more of these? -Yeah! -Yeah! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Hello? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:06 | |
Nails first. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
Which, is shown, is equal to 1 over n. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
Now, if you want to see that in action, | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
just ask the lovely Jodie to flick the switch. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
Thank you very much for watching. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
And remember - science is a journey, | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
not a destination. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
HE MOUTHS | 0:10:37 | 0:10:38 | |
Little more waft, please. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
Are you sure you don't want to read anything a little bit lighter? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
No way! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
This is the best compendium of facts I've read for days! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
I just can't put it down. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Which means you can't either! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Aww. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Just look at you over there. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
I know I shouldn't have favourites but you really are terrific. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
Aw, come here. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
Where would I be without you? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Remember - don't bend his spine! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
I won't. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:25 | |
And don't touch his pages. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
And don't breathe on him. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Remember - I'm watching you. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
Maybe we should put it back? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
Good idea. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
THEY GASP | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
Oh! | 0:11:50 | 0:11:51 | |
I'm very disappointed. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:01 | |
This is a precious book. It should be treated with respect. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
-How did this happen? -It's complicated. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
I'm supposed to be going to the Nox Talk, | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
but Lily and Jas both want to... | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
Wait, wait, wait! The Nox Talk? As in Dr Nox? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:24 | |
I've got tickets. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:26 | |
And it just ripped! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Right on the front row... | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
You could almost touch his feet! | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
I mean... | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Oh, no! That's a shame. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
Maybe you could take a teacher instead? Or something. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
Maybe? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
No, I definitely want to take a friend. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
OK. Fine. Whatever. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
But these tickets are obviously causing disruption. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
And bad behaviour. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
And damage to school property. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
I'm going to have to confiscate them. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
You're excused. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
Are you OK? | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
-What did she say...? -You know it was all Jas' fault... | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
How was it my fault? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
You were supposed to be on book duty! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
-Yeah! But you're the one who ripped it out of my hand! -Just stop! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
It was both of your faults. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
It was, it really was. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Please, forgive us. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
-We just really wanted that ticket. -Nobody's having it now. -No! | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
Please don't say that! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
No, it's just that they've been... | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
Listen, we know you're upset, but just, please, | 0:13:47 | 0:13:53 | |
don't take away that ticket. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:54 | |
Please? We'll do anything... | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
I'm not surprised you were in trouble, | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
the Cambridge Complete Compendium is a very important... | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
Are those chocolates? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Yeah, they're from Lily and Jas. They really want that ticket... | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
Hmm. Maybe I should look after the tickets for a while. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
Erm... | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
Well, the thing is... | 0:14:25 | 0:14:29 | |
Mrs Griggs confiscated them. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
She did what?! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:33 | |
How could she do this to me? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Erm...you? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Look at you, you're devastated! | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
This is completely unacceptable! | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
Don't worry, darling. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
I will get this sorted, | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
even if means I have to personally write to Dr Nox myself. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
-OK... -Of course, I don't have to write to him... | 0:14:50 | 0:14:55 | |
I could just take him for dinner... | 0:14:55 | 0:15:00 | |
Followed by a midnight stroll... | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Look at the moon... | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
-Mum?! -Yes? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Eat your soup. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:09 | |
I mean, seriously! How cool was that? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
One minute I was standing there, next I was, like, bam! | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
Eat my science! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
-Uh-huh. -I never knew I knew so much about it! | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
You don't. You were reading my notes. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
And what was that line at the end? "Science is a journey." | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
I was thinking of making that my catchphrase. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
People don't want catchphrases. They want facts. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
You've got a lot to learn. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
-TV: -'Thank you very much for watching. And remember - | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
'science is a journey, not a destination.' | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
That was amazing! | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
Your presentations are SO in right now! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
Can you say it again? | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
What? The thing? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
-Say the thing! -Yeah! -Go on, do it! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
Science is a journey, not a destination. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
-Please, can I have your autograph? -Sign this, please! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
-You're amazing! -We love you so much! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
Ta-da! | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
I thought we could clean out my locker today. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
Well, I say "we". You'll be doing all the work, obviously, | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
but I'll be there to supervise. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
Lily? That locker's not going to disinfect itself. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
Lily! | 0:16:45 | 0:16:46 | |
That locker's not going to disinfect itself. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
Do you want this ticket or not? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:50 | |
-Hmm? -The ticket to Dr Nox? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
Which I definitely still have. You said you'd do anything, remember? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
I'm sure Jas would be happy to do it. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
Matt, can I have your autograph? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Can I help you with something? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
Yeah, I wanted to talk about the next one. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
What next one? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Video! We've got to keep the fans happy, right? | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
I don't think I have time. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
Besides, the science labs are shut this lunchtime. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
It's OK, we can just do it in the library. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
I just need you to do the boring bit. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
I'm the one they're watching, right? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
"The boring bit"?! Well, I'll tell you...! | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Well, there is one thing you could help me with. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:52 | |
But... I don't know. I'm not sure you're ready for it. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:56 | |
Yes, I am! | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
Ready for what? | 0:17:58 | 0:17:59 | |
Well, if you're sure. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
This is a whale's egg. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
Freshly laid. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
Do whales lay eggs? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
Of course. What do you think baby whales hatch out of? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
Oh, yeah. Of course. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
Are we allowed to use this? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
Leave it with me. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
I'm sure I can arrange something for you. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
You missed a spot. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
It's the least I can do. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
When can I have my ticket? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Soon... Soon... | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
-When I'm finished, can I at least see it? -No! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
I wouldn't want you to lose it. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
You know how... | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
Jas-y you are. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
You're SO right. I'm VERY Jas-y. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
Do you think Lily will be really sad if she finds out you picked me? | 0:19:12 | 0:19:17 | |
No, she's not bothered. She's too busy staring at Matt. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Wait a second. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
Are you saying she doesn't want to go any more? | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
Well... Not really... | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
So why have you got me cleaning out your locker? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Oh, come on. It's not like you don't owe me. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
If you two hadn't ripped the book, | 0:19:35 | 0:19:36 | |
Mrs Griggs would never have confiscated the tickets! | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
So you don't even have them. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Well, not as such, but my mum said she'd... | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
You know what - just forget it. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
I don't want to go with you any more. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
Jas! | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
Wait! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Who am I meant to take now? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Ugh! | 0:20:00 | 0:20:01 | |
After careful consideration, I've declared today | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
Get To Know Your Pupils Day! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Yay! | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
I thought you could help me choose which pupil to get to know. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
So just reach in and choose someone. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
Oh? | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
Yay! You've selected yourself! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
So... Did you have anything in mind that we could do together? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
Anything at all? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Some kind of learning event maybe? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
-Kind of talk? -KNOCKING | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
Yes? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
Just came to check on the patient. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
What have they done to you?! | 0:20:58 | 0:20:59 | |
Can I take him? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
Thank you! Thank you so much! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Look, if this is about the Nox tickets, you can have them. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
What? Seriously?! | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
They've upset my friends, my mum's acting really weird, | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
Ollie keeps doing a strange pose all the time. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
They're a curse. Just take them. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
Yes! Ah-ha-ha! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
Best day ever! Ho-ho! | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
I mean, thank you, Martha. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
Excellent. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
That will be all. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
How's the whale egg doing? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
OK, I think. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
I put it in a saucer of water, like you said. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Good. Is it salt water? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
No. Should it be salt? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
Matt, whales live in the ocean! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
How do you ever expect it to hatch in tap water? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:26 | |
If only we had some salt. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
What, what? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
How do we get the salt off? | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
No need. Just arrange it around the egg. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
-What do you think? -I think I'm really going to enjoy this talk. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:47 | |
Wait, where are you going? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
No, no. I need you here. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
This is your talk too. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:53 | |
No it isn't. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Look, I know I took over, | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
but I really appreciate what you've taught me. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
I guess I just liked being the smart one for a change. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
So, are we going to do this together? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
I'll take that as a yes. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
Hey, guys! Who wants to hear about science? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Thanks for seeing me. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:23 | |
-Always a pleasure. -How nice. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Biscuit? | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
Yes, it is. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:30 | |
I'll get straight to the point - | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Martha tells me that you took her tickets. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
"Took" is a very big word. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
I just confiscated them for a while. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
They get so carried away with their heroes, don't they? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
-They really do. -THEY LAUGH | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
I suppose this Dr Nox is OK. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
-In his own way. -Yes. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
If you like that sort of thing. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:52 | |
Don't get me wrong. I haven't got his face on a badge or anything. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
-I take it you'll be returning the tickets? -Well, naturally I... | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
Sort of now. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Well, naturally I would, but Martha doesn't want them any more. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
-She gave them to me. -She did what?! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
I mean... | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
No, that's impossible. She's going with me. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
-No, she isn't. -She is. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:17 | |
-Isn't. -This is getting silly. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
-Is ten times and no returns! -Finders keepers, losers weepers! | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Give them back or... I'm telling! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
You wouldn't dare! Besides, I... | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Where...? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:32 | |
-Oh, no. -What? | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Nothing. Not important. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
I should probably... | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
What we're about to show you really is a miracle of nature. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
-Right, Ollie? -Kind of. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
It's something you'd never imagine you'd ever see... | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
It's my pleasure to present you with... | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
-Ooh! -Wow! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, it is our pleasure to present you with | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
a genuine dinosaur skull. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
What happened to the egg? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
I guess... | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
I guess I decided it wasn't such a great idea after all. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a genuine Allosaurus. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:29 | |
It's, ah... | 0:25:29 | 0:25:30 | |
It... | 0:25:30 | 0:25:31 | |
Iiiitttt'ssss... | 0:25:34 | 0:25:38 | |
It didn't get invited to many parties. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
Why not? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:42 | |
Because he had no BODY to go with. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:47 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
I say, I say, I say - this dinosaur's got no nose! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
Then how does it smell? | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
With chemoreceptor cells connected to the olfactory bulb in its brain! | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
BEMUSED MURMUR | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
Give me that book! | 0:26:03 | 0:26:04 | |
So that's where you hid them! | 0:26:06 | 0:26:07 | |
-No, I hid them... -Argh! | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
AUDIENCE: Ooh... | 0:26:09 | 0:26:10 | |
-Let go! -YOU let go... | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
Oh... | 0:26:22 | 0:26:23 | |
Well, carry on then. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:39 | |
-When does it start? -Five minutes. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
Are you sure you're OK? | 0:26:58 | 0:26:59 | |
Of course. Why? | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
You could be on the front row right now. Don't you mind? | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
I'm with my friends. Why would I want to be anywhere else? | 0:27:07 | 0:27:11 | |
Besides, I think the tickets went to the right people. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
This actually IS genius. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:23 | |
I know. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:24 | |
He's just got that certain something, hasn't he? | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
Shh! | 0:27:28 | 0:27:29 |