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CHILDREN CRYING

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Please stop!

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Trust me, this was the last thing I wanted to happen.

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I'm sorry, OK?

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I'm afraid it's too late for "sorry".

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Three words, Jas.

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Best. Performance. Ever!

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-I know.

-I think you might be the best actress in the whole world.

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-I know.

-Your Juliet was brilliant!

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So beautiful! So feminine!

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I'm giving you a Double A Star.

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Achoo!

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And then Mrs Griggs will give us a Double A Star,

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and we'll be carried out of the school shoulder high.

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Jas, it's one scene from Romeo and Juliet.

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It's only for assembly and you can't even get the lines right.

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Plus you have a cold so bad it's scaring Ollie.

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Stay away from me, you cold-ridden demon.

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So what? My Juliet is brilliant.

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I'm beautiful. I'm fembidinde.

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You're what?

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Fembidinde!

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And again?

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Fembidinde! I am fembidinde, like a girl.

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Oh, feminine.

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Of course you are.

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In a snotty, dribbly kind of way.

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So, maybe you should just stay home.

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No way! I need to rehearse and I am definitely not contagious.

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Achoo!

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# Ooh, hoo-hoo

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# Ooh-hoo ooh-hoo

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# So, so, so, so

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# Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo

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# Ah ah, ah ah, ah ah.

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-# So, so, so, so

-So, so, so, so

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# So awkward! #

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Welcome, welcome.

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Where's the patient?

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Achoo!

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Thank you so much for having her.

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I am doing a half day today so I'll be back by...

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-8.00pm tomorrow.

-I'm sure she'll be no bother.

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Of course she won't.

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Now just keep the humidifier on medium for optimum air quality.

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I've highlighted her symptoms in my medical dictionary

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here, here, here, here and here.

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That's my number, the GP, the hospital

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and the Institute for Tropical Disease.

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I'll need hourly updates via the webcam.

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What medication are you using for Jas?

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Er...Sugar Puffs?

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Great!

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I'm not sure about this. He has egg on his top.

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Well, eggs are very nutritious. Right, Mr Salford?

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Darling, you're not thinking straight.

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What if you get egg on your top, too?

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I'll... I'll be fine.

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Take this...

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as well.

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SUSPENSFUL MUSIC

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Welcome to the party!

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Oh, you were hiding.

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No, it's just where I sit.

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Crisp?

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No, thanks.

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I'm just going to sit down.

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Well, don't get too comfy. We still need to work on our assembly scene.

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You're still directing, right?

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No, I'm not up to it.

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But don't worry. I've found a replacement.

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Who knew there were so many books about Shakespeare?!

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OK, I've split them up and catalogued them by date

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and by theme.

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And as long as we don't eat or sleep,

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I'm pretty sure we can read everything anyone's

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ever written about him by morning.

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Guys! Guys, wait.

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Look, you need...

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I guess it's just you and me, then.

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What am I doing?

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Playing Juliet.

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Er, no. That would be Jas.

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I've done my research

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and nowhere does it say Juliet was a viral incubator.

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And since everyone else has just quit,

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you're my last resort.

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Aw, that's so sweet.

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So you'll do it?

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No!

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Wait, please, I can't get sick, OK?

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I'm not like normal people. I have a very sensitive immune system.

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So, please,

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if you won't do it for me,

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then do it for my mucous membranes.

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Oh, please.

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Wait!

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Please...

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help me...

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save...

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my...

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nose!

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Get off!

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It's ridiculous!

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I'm sure Jas will be fine.

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Romeo, Romeo!

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Wherefore art that remote control-eo?

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Don't tell me...

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..it fell behind the sofa.

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What?

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Stop making it up!

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I'm improving it.

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Look, there's no point doing this if you're not taking it seriously.

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Now, try again and this time try to get at least one of the words right.

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Yay! It's Mr Sicky Bear!

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Hello, everybody! How are you today?

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We're not very well, Mr Sicky Bear.

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We've caught the sniffles.

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That's what you have to say.

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Oh, no, not the sniffles!

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Would you like me to chase them away?

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Do the song!

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There's a song?

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# I'm Mr Sicky Bear, and I'm on the sicky chair

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# And won't you say hello

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# To my sicky, sicky hair!

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# My Mr Sick-y Face is really round, not square

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# And my sicky tummy-tum, it rumbles here and everywhere! #

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Well? Say hello, then.

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I don't talk to bears.

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That's OK. You can hug me instead.

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Hello, Mr Bear.

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It's Mr Sicky Bear.

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Get the name right.

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Oh, OK.

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Oh, erm...

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..so,

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have you washed recently?

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LAUGHTER

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You don't wash Mr Sicky Bear!

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That would be like washing the cushions.

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LAUGHTER

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Or hoovering the carpet!

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Zebra. Three down. Striped horse.

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-Thanks.

-Which then makes three across Zulu

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and four down, umbrella

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and then 17 across is anvil!

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Wow! You finished that quick!

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You've got time to do the scene now.

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For the last time. It's Jas' part.

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I couldn't do that to her.

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OK, loo... Oh, no.

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-What?

-It's Natasha Jones.

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She keeps showing me dresses.

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Yeah. Martha put her in charge of costumes.

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Oh, yeah, like that's an excuse.

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Just, er...tell her I'm out.

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Hi, Ollie.

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What do you think?

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Juliet gets to wear that?

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I know! I was thinking hair up?

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Oh! That would be amazing! I've got a clip that would...

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Jas will look great.

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Would you mind trying it on?

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-I just need to check the hem.

-Really?

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I mean, sure, if that's helpful.

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I'll help. Whatever.

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Ooh, are those the shoes?

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I don't know, darling. Is it some sort of dishcloth?

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He's a bear, mother.

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Fascinating.

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What's he for?

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Hugs, apparently.

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And do you wear some sort of protective equipment?

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No, not that I'm aware of.

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Oh, dear. Really?

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Maybe it's time to open the bag.

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Ooh, I don't know.

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I don't want to be rude.

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No! It'll be a nice surprise.

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Anyway, I've got to go, darling.

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Client meeting.

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The one with the breath.

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Right, Mr Wilson. You're up.

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You've got five minutes. Shoot.

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What do you think?

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It's beautiful!

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Yes, it is!

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You, the dress.

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It's like it was meant to be.

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No, this is bad.

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I shouldn't be doing this.

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Take it away!

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No, don't.

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No, do!

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Why are you fighting this

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when you should be asking yourself,

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"What would the dress want?"

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I think...

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maybe...

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..it would want me to wear it?

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I mean, it's not my fault Jas got sick!

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And it's definitely not the dress' fault.

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So all we're saying is,

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me playing Juliet would be the best for everyone.

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Including Jas!

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Exactly! You're such a good friend!

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I've got lines to learn.

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Don't you give me that look!

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I'm doing this for your immune system, too.

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Oh, the sweet smell of potpourri.

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Lavender and Jasmine. Perfect.

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Romeo, Romeo,

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what's your favourite cereal?

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That's how you should do it.

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-Are you all right, Martha?

-Yeah.

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I was just wondering if you noticed anything.

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Anything different?

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Awww. You got crisps!

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Hang on a minute.

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What?

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Juliet can't do the famous balcony scene if she hasn't got a balcony!

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We should build one!

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You are so right.

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Mm, me, me, we need wood, obviously.

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Have you still got that glue gun we got you?

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Can I just get everyone's attention?

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Hello!

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Well, first off, I'd just like to thank you all for coming.

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Now, obviously, I can only pick one Romeo, but to me you're all winners.

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It's OK. I'm only here for the grades.

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It was either this or failing English, so...

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I mean, yay! Theatre!

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I'll go first.

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What are you doing?

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Plate spinning.

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Did Romeo spin a plate?

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Dunno.

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OK. I'm not sure that Romeo spun a plate,

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that's the thing.

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I can do it on one leg if that helps?

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Sorry, sorry. One sec. One sec.

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Congratulations!

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You've got the part.

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Sorry, Rufus!

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Sorry, Jas, I'm going to be Juliet. Sorry, Jas, I'm going to be Juliet.

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Ollie's making me be Juliet!

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Can't stop, I'm defrosting the freezer.

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OK.

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It's been nonstop today.

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Don't ask me when I'm going to get round to those cupboards!

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Um. I won't.

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Oh, look at you. Come here.

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Is Jas home?

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Living room. Shoes off, please, I just cleaned the floor.

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OK, Mrs Fitzgerald.

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I mean, Martha.

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I mean, thanks!

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Wow.

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I know, right?

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It's going to look even cooler once we've finished painting it.

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No.

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I mean, whoa!

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Please don't tell me this is for assembly.

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It's the balcony scene from Romeo And Juliet.

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Obviously it needs a balcony.

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Of course it does.

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It's costing me a month's pocket money!

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Even my great-aunt Sue is driving down to see it.

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-Right.

-From Scotland.

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-Oh, boy.

-She's 98!

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The doctors say she shouldn't,

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but we're just so excited about me playing Juliet!

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Anyway, sorry. What were you going to say?

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I was just going to tell you...

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..about the costume.

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I think it'll really suit you.

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Achoo!

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You don't understand. It was all she could talk about.

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I should never have let you talk me round.

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-Lily, we've been through this.

-No! I mean it.

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And this time nothing is going to change my mind.

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Hi, guys. Ready to rehearse?

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OK, I've changed my mind.

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Hey, Matt. So, any particular reason why do you wanted to play Romeo?

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The poetry? The love story?

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Er, no. Just want to pass my English.

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Right. Me too.

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-Really?

-Yeah!

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I mean, who cares about the stupid play...

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..with all the romance and the kissing.

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And the romance and the kissing...

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and kissing.

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-Are you done?

-Yeah.

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Great, so you can both meet up later?

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What? Later tonight?

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But it's the Champions League semifinal.

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Which I won't be watching.

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Yay.

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Theatre.

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Great.

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OK, cast, let's do this.

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Let's put on an assembly!

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Achoo!

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Who's ready for their special break-time biscuit?

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BOTH: Yay!

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Indoors voices, please. Only quiet people get a special biscuit.

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But first we wash our hands!

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Having fun?

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Of course!

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In fact, I've got a surprise for you.

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Fingernails, please.

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You know you said you didn't have time to clean the house?

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No, I didn't.

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-Yes, you did.

-No, I said we don't want to clean the house.

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-You did?

-We like things the way they are.

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We'd never even think of...

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Is that what I think it is?

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Where is he, Martha?

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-I don't know.

-Just tell me where he is!

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Nooooooo!

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Oh, er, surprise!

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You washed Mr Sicky Bear?

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I think he likes it.

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Hello, I'm Mr Bear! I love being clean!

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That's not how he talks.

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You washed Mr Sicky Bear?!

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Be brave, sweetheart. We can get through this.

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Maybe you will, one day,

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but I'm not sure if I can.

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Jas, please, I can explain.

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Stay away from me. I need to be alone.

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-I hope one day someone washes your bear.

-Oh!

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Then you'll understand.

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She doesn't mean it.

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She's just angry.

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Oh, dear.

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I never meant for any of this to happen.

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Oh, speak again, bright angel,

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for thou art...

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..as glorious as this night as a...

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Yes! Get in!

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CHEERING FROM PHONE

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I mean...

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messenger of heaven.

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Achoo!

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Was that OK?

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We can practise the kiss if you want.

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Achoo!

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Your mum said to come through.

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We were just waiting for you!

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Are you OK?

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There's no easy way to say this.

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Martha washed my bear today.

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Oh, no!

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I am so sorry.

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It's probably better if we just don't ask.

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Yeah.

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Are you rehearsing?

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Have you replaced me?

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What? No! We could never do that! It wouldn't be the same without you.

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Aw.

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What are you doing? No, don't come over here.

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What?

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# He's a little sicky bear... on the sicky chair...

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# On the...

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# On the sicky chair with his sicky hair... #

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HE SOBS

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Oh, please don't cry. You can't imagine how sorry I am.

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I'm fine. It's just the paint's got in my eyes.

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There must be something I can do.

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Can I help?

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No need.

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But I want to!

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I love dirty bits of wood covered in splinters and dust.

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And...what a lovely smell!

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-I don't think you mean that.

-Yes, I do.

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-No, you don't.

-I do! See?

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-Careful! You're going to...

-HE GASPS

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Oh...good.

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I was hoping that would happen!

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Interesting.

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That was actually quite fun.

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That was really fun!

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Are you OK?

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I'm better than OK, Mr Salford.

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Now pass me that drill.

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37 degrees. It's rising, it's definitely rising, I can feel it.

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How's my neck? Is my neck swelling?

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-No.

-OK.

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Stay back! You've done enough!

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I think I should write a will.

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Get me a pen and some paper. And a solicitor.

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I want a solicitor! Get me a solicitor!

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Ollie, calm down!

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Calm down? Calm down?!

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This never would have happened if you'd just stayed at home

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and let Lily play Juliet!

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Let Lily do what?

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He's joking.

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No, I'm not.

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Lily wanted your part so you wouldn't come back.

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-STRAINED:

-I think... I think my voice just went.

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I'm seeing spots!

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You tried to steal my part?

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I was defending you!

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THEY ALL ARGUE

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QUIET!

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Thanks. I'm glad I got your attention.

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Well, this has been fun, obviously.

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But I would love to get home before midnight.

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If I even make it that long.

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I said, quiet!

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Now, there's an easy way to decide this.

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Which one of you actually knows the lines?

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Well, obviously I...

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..don't know them.

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Here you go, Lily.

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Are you sure?

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Of course. I never really wanted it that badly anyway.

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Honestly! I've already forgotten. What were we all talking about?

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Cos I don't know!

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What do you think?

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Hmm. Not sure.

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Is it a smidge on the bright side?

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Nothing a lick of paint can't fix.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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The important thing is that we don't hold back.

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-Just slap it on with our hands, brushes...

-Er, Martha...

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I could use my sleeve!

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Er...

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We were just, er...

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Darling, what have I told you about painting indoors?

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You have to use a roller for even coverage!

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Right. Thanks!

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Crisp?

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MARTHA: No!

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Beautiful. Just beautiful.

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I'm not too sure this is such a good idea.

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I think you'll be great.

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Of course, if you don't believe me, you can always ask someone else.

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You dirtied him back!

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You look great! Not at all fembidinde!

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-What?

-Fembidinde.

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You know? Like a girl.

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Right, we're losing the tights.

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Whoa, whoa! You have nothing to worry about.

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Really?

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The worst that can happen is everybody just laughs at you...

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And maybe throws stuff...

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And this goes down in history as the most embarrassing day of your life.

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Better?

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OK, one last rehearsal, everyone!

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Shall we start?

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What's in a name?

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That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

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So Romeo would, were he not Romeo called,

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retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title.

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Romeo, doff thy name,

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and for that name, which is no part of thee, take all myself.

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Bravo! Well done, Jas. So beautiful!

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So fembidinde!

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Fembidinde! You know, like a girl!

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Oh. Feminine!

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It's such a shame it's been cancelled.

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Sorry. I thought you said "cancelled".

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Well, didn't you get the message?

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With so many people off sick, they've decided to postpone it.

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But... But we've been...

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It's not all bad news!

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Rufus is going to do some plate spinning in the break room instead!

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Yay!

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It's the kind of thing Romeo would have done anyway, right?

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How are you feeling?

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Much better, thank you. Thanks for having me.

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Don't worry, it was the least we could do. Oh, I almost forgot!

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Really? Are you sure?

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I trust you to keep him dirty.

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Sorry. I can't.

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I know we talked about this, but...

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it's too soon.

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Don't worry. He just needs more time.

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