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It was really good to see you. It's like we're so...connected?

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Yeah. We're totally on the same wavelength.

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Sometimes I feel I know you even more than I know myself.

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Is that Steve Bachelor?

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Yes! He's my favourite naturalist.

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There's just something about the way he looks at animals

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with his dreamy blue eyes.

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-I don't like him.

-What?

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He just loves himself, and he's so annoying.

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You can't say that.

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You can't say that!

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SHE SIGHS IN RELIEF

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-It was just a dream.

-You OK, Lily?

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Yeah. I just had a dream that Rob didn't like Steve Bachelor.

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Oh, that wasn't a dream.

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You just blanked out for a second.

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This is the dream.

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Er...Lily?

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SHE SHRIEKS

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And he's got such dreamy eyes,

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and he does this sort of half smile that's SO adorable.

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Lily, how much longer are you going to talk about Rob?

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I'm not talking about Rob.

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I'm talking about Steve Bachelor.

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You know, the animal guy on TV.

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Oh. Well, at least you weren't talking about Rob.

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Well, actually I am.

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-Of course you are.

-Rob hates Steve Bachelor

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and we're supposed to be on the same wavelength.

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Maybe I don't know Rob after all.

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-Martha.

-What?

-I'm talking about my relationship.

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I know. That's why I tuned out.

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Also, I'm trying to avoid Jas.

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Why?

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It's Experiment Friday today.

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Maybe she won't be as ambitious this year.

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Lily, this is Jas we're talking about.

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What was the object of her last experiment?

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To see if I could learn dog language.

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And did you win the prize?

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No. But I did make friends with next-door's poodle.

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Well, whatever happens, I am not being partnered with her this year.

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Oh, no. It's Rob.

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I can't face him with this Steve Bachelor thing hanging over us.

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Quick, make up something to stall him.

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All right, Martha? What's up with Lily?

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I'm sorry, I'm no good at stalling people.

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You could have two piles, you know.

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-What?

-When you finish the marking, you could put it on a new pile.

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I know how to do marking, thank you very much.

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-Why didn't you do it last night?

-Because I was doing something else.

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There's more to life than work, you know.

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Some of us have got rich and varied lives outside school.

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-What were you doing?

-I was watching TV.

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-Why didn't you do yours?

-I did, after my parachuting lesson.

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I'm just double-checking for errors.

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Oh, obviously, because you're so perfect(!)

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Do you know, Jeff, you might actually find it rewarding

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doing more than just the bare minimum every once in a while?

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And you might find it interesting to know that I actually know

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-what I'm doing. I'm a professional.

-Of course you are.

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-Would you like a fresh crayon?

-SCHOOL BELL RINGS

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HE GROANS

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Hi, guys.

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-BOTH SCREAM:

-We're together!

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Were partnered up for Experiment Friday.

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That's a shame, cos I had an amazing idea.

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Ollie.

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Rob. I'm with Rob.

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OK. Settle down everyone.

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Or get up off the floor.

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Whichever. Right, World War II essays.

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Quite a few of you decided to write about oxbow lakes.

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These are the wrong papers.

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Hey Rufus, want to be my partner?

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I'll take that as a yes.

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Get back, get back, get back. Silence!

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If you are here for Experiment Friday,

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please form an orderly rabble.

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I have the registration forms here.

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You have from lunchtime until the end of the day to perform

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your experiments. This year, you must enter in groups of four.

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Is anyone not clear?

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-Groups of four?

-Groups of four?

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Groups of four!

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Would you care to join our experiment?

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-Why would you want to...?

-Yes! We so would.

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We have to move. Now.

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Hi, boys. Welcome to Team Jas.

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Yes, yes, yes, I know I took your work,

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and I will give it back to you...

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..just, well, not right now,

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because I have popped out for some milk.

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You're bunking off?

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Jeff, could you take this job any less seriously?

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Er, yes, I could actually take it much less seriously if...

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-I'll call you back, OK?

-Jeff!

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Gentlemen, the situation is critical.

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We've been teamed up with Jas,

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which means if we do not act fast and propose our own experiment

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before she comes up with something totally impossible,

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we are doomed not to win this prize.

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-Any thoughts?

-Something to do with football?

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Something to do with football.

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That's the...

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Hang on, though. Hang on.

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What if we transform football into science?

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There's got to be some physics behind it, right?

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The forces on the ball?

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The spinning...

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..and the trajectory towards the, erm...

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The ball-hole thingy...

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-The goal.

-I could measure these forces, work out an equation.

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And I could kick the ball.

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Exactly. Rob, I think we might be able to achieve the impossible.

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Work out the perfect free kick?

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Even better.

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Make football interesting.

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PHONE RINGS

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Jas, me and Rob have come up with a great experiment.

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That does sound interesting. Why don't we meet up in the art block?

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You can tell us all about it.

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What did they say?

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-Are they coming?

-Oh, yes.

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I think today is going to be a very big day for science.

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-TANNOY:

-Mrs Rennison.

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-Yes?

-Sorry to bother you,

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I wonder if you wouldn't coming to my office for a moment.

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I seem to have locked my skirt in the filing cabinet.

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Hello?

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Jas?

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-CLICKING

-The lights don't work.

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Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

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LOUD THUD

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-What is this?

-The room's shrunk.

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Let's get out of here.

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Rob.

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Ollie.

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Welcome to the greatest science project ever.

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MACHINES BEEP

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You're going to the moon.

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Stand by for take off in T minus five minutes.

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Jas, I know you like your little fantasies,

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but no-one else is buying into it, OK?

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Magnolia 849, this is Mission Control, capsule now sealed.

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Beginning final checks.

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OK, so, our experiment.

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I've had one or two vague ideas.

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Let's start with binder number one.

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So, Lily, how's it going with Rob?

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We noticed you weren't together at break.

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Oh, that. It's nothing. We're fine.

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Right. So, back to the ideas binder.

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I've divided my proposals into three sections.

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Although, you know, there's obviously the occasional problem.

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Really? Like what?

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Well, he doesn't like Steve Bachelor,

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which is weird. I mean, how can anyone think he's annoying?

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Hello? I have a folder of ideas.

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I thought we were totally connected,

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and then he goes and says a thing like that.

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And how does that make you feel?

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I don't know. It's silly, really.

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Like maybe I don't really know him at all?

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Will everyone please stop talking about relationships?

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We've got science to do here, people.

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What makes you think we're not doing science already?

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Are you studying me?

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It's OK, guys, you're not actually going to the moon.

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Yeah, Ollie, relax.

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It's 100% safe.

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Well, 90%.

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70% at the very worst.

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Look, forget about how safe it is,

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we've simply imprisoned you to see how you cope with the isolation

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-of deep space.

-So you're simulating a space mission,

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just like the Russians did with cosmonauts?

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Exactly. But guess what? Before now,

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no-one's ever forced teenage boys to do it.

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And do you know why no-one's ever done that, Jas?

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Because they aren't total, utter...

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..geniuses!

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This is the best school science experiment I've ever heard of.

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Seriously, guys, you've cracked it.

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An actual world first.

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Well, I suppose the only problem is getting us to believe

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we actually ARE in space. I mean, no offence,

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but we are just stuck in a box.

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Not that convincing, eh, Rob?

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-Rob?

-This is amazing.

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Poor, suggestible Rob.

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So easy to fool.

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But, it'll take more than a few drawn-on stars to convince me

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that we're...

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..floating in the void of outer space.

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Ollie Coulton...

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Astronaut.

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I can't believe you'd study me.

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Ah!

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Is it because you want to be like me?

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We're not interested in you.

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We're studying teen relationship issues.

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And we need someone who's always going on and on

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about their relationship.

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I do not go on and on about my relationship!

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Do I?

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You really kind of do.

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Even when people are obviously looking really bored.

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We've made charts.

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As relationship talk increases, so too does listener boredom.

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SHE SIGHS

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What do you want me to do?

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Just drone on about whatever comes naturally.

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Let's start with the little things he does that annoy you.

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How long have you been stuck in there?

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Oh, just a couple of hours.

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But I was fine. There were biscuits,

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plenty of water to drink in the vase.

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-Where are your keys?

-In my coat pocket...

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..which is locked in my desk drawer.

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What?

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To make this like a genuine space mission,

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we should really have a chain of command.

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I call Captain.

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What? No, no, no, you can't call Captain.

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The commanding officer should be the one with the most space knowledge,

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which happens to be me.

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I know about space.

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I've seen Star Wars ten times.

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Rob, I got a telescope for my fourth birthday.

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I've been studying space all my life.

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And I know the concept of space isn't easy to adjust to.

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Just all alone, surrounded by emptiness,

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just going on and on

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and on and on and on and on, OK.

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Too much space, my agoraphobia's kicking in.

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Let me out. Let me out.

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Let me out.

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We're losing him. I think we're losing him.

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Ollie, get a grip of yourself.

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Rob, help him. The future of the mission is at stake.

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Oh.

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DOOR OPENS AND HE YELLS

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Oh, Mrs Rennison. Fancy seeing you

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here in the store cupboard.

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Scissors? Good choice.

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Must have something to cut!

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A head teacher's skirt.

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No, no, no!

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-And deep breaths in...

-HE INHALES

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-..and out.

-HE EXHALES

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Yes. Thank you, Junior Astronaut, Rob.

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I'm perfectly fine now.

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Junior Astronaut?

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The thing is, I know he's perfect,

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but I can't stop looking for problems.

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Like this Steve Bachelor thing.

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Does it matter that we don't like all the same things?

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Do you think it does?

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I don't know.

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I guess I just want us to agree on everything.

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Why is that important?

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Well, because...

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Because...

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You know what?

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It's not important at all.

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I'm trying to make him into someone he's not.

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I've got to ease up a bit

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and let him be himself.

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You guys are good. Really good.

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This was a great idea.

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We're really getting on to some issues here.

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I know. Who would have thought your relationship

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could actually be interesting?

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-Just let me cut it.

-No!

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This is my second-favourite pink skirt.

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-Back off! I've got custard creams!

-Oh, my...

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-Stop it. You are such a...

-Don't you dare!

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Give me... Give me...

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-That's ridiculous!

-No!

-Put...

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HIS PHONE RINGS

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Parfitt. Reject call.

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Jeff!

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-Is that my marking?

-What, this? No, course not.

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-Where is it, then?

-Safe.

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It's perfectly safe. I've just got to do a thing.

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Jeff!

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Jeff!

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I need those papers!

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I'm doing a thing!

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This is Chief Astronaut Ollie Coulton,

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and we've been on the ship now for...

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..53 minutes, and I am worried about Junior Astronaut Rob.

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I think he may be suffering from Space Syndrome.

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He's stopped communicating and his body's gone into total shutdown.

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ROB SNORES

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Luckily, I am maintaining my sense of calm detachment by keeping things

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rigorously scientific.

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# Ten

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# Nine

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# Eight

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# Seven

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-# Six

-Here I am sitting in a spaceship

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# Five

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# Four

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-# It's all made of cardboard

-Three

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# Two

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-# And we're going to the moon

-One

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# But we've not left the art room

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# Zero

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-HE SINGS ON HIS OWN:

-# Here I am sitting in a spaceship

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-# It's all made out of card... #

-LOUD THUD

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-What was that?

-I don't know.

-MORE LOUD THUDS

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It came from back there.

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We are not alone.

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THEY ALL SCREAM

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And when he says he likes spending time with me,

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does it mean he likes me or just the time he's spending with me?

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I knew she could go on about Rob, but, wow.

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You guys have really hit on something.

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I can't wait to show this data to Ollie.

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And why particularly do you want to share your data with Ollie?

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We have a stowaway onboard.

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This is a two-teenager simulated spaceship.

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Our supplies are for a two-person pretend mission.

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Now, there are three people.

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You do the maths.

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I'm more of a history teacher, really.

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Ollie's not happy about Mr Malone being on board.

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He's worried about the supplies.

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Our remaining rations -

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one half-empty pack of fizzy orange.

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One family-sized bag of cheesy puffs.

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It says here there's supposed to be sandwiches and chocolate,

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but there's no sign of them.

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-HE WHISPERS:

-I think Ollie might be planning something...radical.

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I'm just asking the question -

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Is it wrong to throw a teacher out of an airlock?

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I'm not actually taking part in this experiment,

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I'm just avoiding someone for a bit, so just pretend like I'm not here.

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He's at the supplies!

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Ollie, calm down. We can still manage.

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We can eat him, you mean.

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Oh, I've had enough of this.

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We have a breach in the hull.

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I repeat, we have a breach.

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Hey, guys, just to let you know, you're losing oxygen into space,

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which is kind of bad.

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Do you think we should do the flashy lights thing?

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Stand by for flashy lights.

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SIREN BLARES

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This is ridiculous.

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Oh, don't make a fuss. No-one else has even noticed.

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I'm sure product design will have some tools we can use.

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-Have either of you seen Jeff?

-No, don't think so.

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-Mrs Rennison?

-Not recently.

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Well, let me know if you do. He's kidnapped my marking.

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We have to find something to seal the hole.

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What about these?

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-IN SLOW MOTION:

-No!

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Not the cheesy puffs!

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SIREN BLARES

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We've lost the moon. I repeat, we've lost the moon.

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Bad news, guys. You're out of control

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and you've kind of destroyed the moon.

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What a twist! I never saw that coming.

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We need help. You have to send for help.

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How much time do you spend with Ollie on an average day?

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About three or four hours.

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And how much time do you spend with Rob?

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Maybe an hour? Hour and a half?

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-Interesting.

-Why is it interesting?

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So, we spend lots of time together - who cares?

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And when you're with him, how do you feel?

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Well, just normal.

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When Ollie's there I just feel normal.

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And when he's not around - like now - how do you feel then?

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Why are we talking about this?

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You seem tense.

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You're making me tense.

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We're just friends, all right?

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Look, I know what you're getting at.

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You're trying to say that...

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You think that...

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..Ollie's my boyfriend.

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PHONE RINGS

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-Hello?

-Lily, we've got a situation.

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It's Rob and Ollie. We need your help.

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Tell them to hold on. We'll be there.

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Sorry, guys. We're going to have to leave it there.

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Our boys need us.

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Not our boys.

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Just some boys.

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It's over, isn't it? I actually thought we were going to do it.

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An original experiment, a first.

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You could just go, you know?

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LOUD DRILLING

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I think I might stay here for a bit.

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Rob! Rob! Are you there?

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Hi, Lily.

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Are you OK? Jas said you were in trouble.

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No, we're fine. We're pretending to go to the moon.

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OLLIE LAUGHS

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That's... Don't listen to him.

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He's got Space Syndrome and doesn't understand the gravity

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of our situation.

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Gravity. Good one.

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This is no time for jokes.

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We're out of supplies and we're drifting off course.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, but more importantly,

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I've got to talk to Rob about our relationship.

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-What?

-Our relationship?

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Why, what's up?

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I just want you to know that I don't mind that you don't like

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Steve Bachelor. We can like different things,

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it doesn't mean we aren't meant to be together.

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Yeah, I know.

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Oh. But the way I reacted when you said you didn't like him...

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Oh, yeah, I thought you were joking.

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Really? Oh.

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Good. Because I was.

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Obviously. Problem solved.

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-Bye!

-Wait! What about the spaceship?

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That's weird. Lily was upset with me and I didn't even know why.

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Women have rules no man will ever understand.

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They expect you to know things without being told.

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They expect you to take the right pile of marking.

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They expect you to be aware of other people's feelings.

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Other people's feelings?

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So, when Lily says she really likes something,

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should I pretend to like it too?

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-Absolutely not.

-So, what's the answer?

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Hmmm...

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-What?

-That's the answer.

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If a woman asks you what you think of something,

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you just raise an eyebrow and look vaguely fascinated.

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-Hmmm.

-Hmmm.

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Hmmm.

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Ollie. Ollie, are you there?

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Martha.

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You've got to help us.

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We've got a breach in the hull,

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we're low on oxygen and the moon has fallen on the floor.

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Then deal with it, Ollie.

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I believe in you. I know you can do this,

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because...

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-Because you're...

-Yes?

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Because you're a person that I know...

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-..and value.

-Thank you, Martha.

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You're a person that I know and value too.

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Jeff, what are you doing in there?

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Sorry, Miss Parfitt, Mr Malone can't speak right now.

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We've got a spaceship to fix.

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Right, team?

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-ALL:

-Yeah!

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Look, Lily,

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I'm sorry I said I didn't like Steve Bachelor.

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Steve Bachelor?

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Who's he?

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But you do like nature documentaries, yeah?

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Nature documentaries?

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Hmmm.

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Wow, Jeff, you did more than the bare minimum.

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I stand corrected.

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Obviously you do care a lot about students.

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Here's your marking. I corrected all the bits you missed.

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I hope you don't mind.

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Hmmm.

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So, where's mine?

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-Hmmm.

-Yeah, can you stop doing that? Where's my marking?

-Hmmm.

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Jeff, where's my marking?

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-Ollie!

-Martha!

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Um, I... Sorry, I've got stuff upstairs that I need to...

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Yeah, um, I've got to... Yeah...

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-Take on each?

-Agreed.

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What was all that about?

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I have literally no idea.

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Oh, I just remembered, I'm wearing another skirt beneath this one.

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Yes, I always remember to put on an extra skirt since the last time

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-I got trapped in a filing cabinet.

-SHE CHUCKLES

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I don't know how I forgot.

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Magnolia 849.

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This is Ground Control, do you want us to prep for another mission?

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-Over.

-MRS RENNISON SIGHS

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Just take me a long, long way away.

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Set coordinates for Jupiter?

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Let's make it Pluto. We're so going to win this prize.

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