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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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And now welcome to the floor, Martha Fitzgerald

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and her partner dancing the tango.

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MUSIC STARTS

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This isn't my music.

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MUSIC STOPS

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Oh, no! I'm wearing my slippers.

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Stop it, this is your fault!

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Martha, you cannot dance the tango.

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-Sorry, Mum.

-Mum?

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I mean Miss.

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SHE LAUGHS

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You called me Mum!

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By the way, here's your essay back.

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Oh, thank goodness.

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# Ah-ha-ha

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# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

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# Ooh!

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# So

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# So

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# Ooh-hoo-ooh-hoo-ooh-hoo

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# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

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# So, so, so

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# So

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# So awkward! #

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Gates to school entrance, 24 seconds.

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I can't believe Footsteps To Success is nearly complete.

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Just as Captain James Cook mapped the Pacific,

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so we map Cranmede Secondary,

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recording the shortest journey times for every possible route in school.

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Let's go to the library and divide up today's routes.

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-Where are you going?

-To the library.

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But route 39 is the quickest way, we timed it last week.

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-But I want to go this way.

-Why?

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I don't know! I just feel like it and sometimes, Olly,

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people get feelings.

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But I thought we used to disapprove of those people.

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Mrs Griggs, do I need to remind you of the no dawdling in the corridor

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-rule?

-Ssh! Look.

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I've heard about them but I've never seen them in the wild before.

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Aren't they beautiful?

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-Oh!

-Sorry.

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Oh, don't worry.

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Well, I'd better get to class.

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Actually I've been meaning to ask whether you'd like to join me for

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una tazza di cafe.

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That is cup of coffee in Italian.

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Good of you, I'm all right, thanks.

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Are you sure? I have all the flavours.

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Caramelito, vanillalito.

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Peppermint litatitalito.

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I really should get going.

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-Your shoes!

-Sorry?

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I couldn't help noticing your shoes and I wanted to ask...

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Whether you think they are appropriate footwear for the school?

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Just ignore Mrs Rennison.

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We both think your shoes are just wicked.

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-Phew.

-I thought I was going to be arrested by the shoe police.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Can I just remind you, Mrs Griggs,

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that when Mrs Wardle went to Canada on her holidays,

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then came to school dressed as a lumberjack,

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you had her in for a disciplinary meeting.

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That's right, I did.

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I'm afraid I must insist that

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we have a meeting in my office tomorrow, Miss Parfitt.

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Am I allowed to wear the shoes until then?

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Should they be quarantined?

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Perhaps you'd like me to burn them.

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I'm having a coffee with Miss Parfitt.

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Martha, I've been crunching the numbers.

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The route that we took to the library this morning

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was seven seconds longer than the quickest route.

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Working on an average of four trips to the library each week,

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that is an extra 28 seconds per week, or 112 seconds per month.

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Allowing for school holidays

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and taken over our entire school career,

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this amounts to 7,532 seconds, or 125.5 minutes.

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Fascinating, Olly. What is your point?

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My point is that your behaviour this morning was totally irrational.

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Take that back!

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The figures are there in black and white and, unlike you,

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maths would never behave erratically.

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Maths wouldn't do that either.

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Look, I didn't mean to call you irrational.

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I'm sure it's just a freak incident, like that time I scored a rounder.

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Homework on my desk, please.

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Olly, it's not there.

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What do you mean it's not there?

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I must have forgotten it.

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Forgotten it, you?

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Well, I was checking the contents of my bag against my morning checklist

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but then a bird landed on the windowsill

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and it just looked so cold and

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fragile, I must have got distracted and forgot to put my homework in my

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-bag.

-You let a chilly bird distract you from homework?

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Miss Parfitt? I'm very sorry but I've...

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..forgotten my homework.

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Oh, well, bring it tomorrow, please.

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But what will I forget next?

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That the average lifespan of an otter is ten years?

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Or that Venus is the only planet that spins clockwise?

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I mean, where will it end?

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I can deduct a house point if it would make you feel better.

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-What's wrong with Martha?

-I'm not sure,

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but if she was a computer I would be thinking total motherboard failure.

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Martha, I know I'm a thousand years old but I do remember what it feels

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like to be your age when your hormones are raging.

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Sorry, what?

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Hormones, that is what is happening to you now.

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It's nothing to worry about.

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It's just you might find yourself forgetting

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things, being irrational and emotional,

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just, you know, not acting logically.

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And that's the moment I burst into tears.

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Weird, I've been feeling the same.

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The other day I cried at an advert for lawnmowers.

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That's hormones!

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Wow!

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I have been feeling a lot more mature recently.

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So it would make sense.

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Being mature must make you feel...

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-Irrational.

-Sort of churned up.

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Jas, how do you feel?

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Sort of fine.

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You don't need to lie, we are all women here.

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How do you really feel?

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I feel...

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Rubbish. I feel like a bin that's just been emptied.

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A bin that's just been emptied.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Deep.

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When Miss Parfitt was a teenager she lost her appetite

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and didn't come out of her room for two whole weeks

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and would only wear black. It's brutal.

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It's womanhood.

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It's hormones.

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Ta-da.

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Isn't carrot cake clever?

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It's both carrot and cake at the same time.

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Now, one slice or two?

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I don't want any.

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I'm going to my room and I'm going to change into black, all black!

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We knew this day would come, didn't we, cakey?

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Hormones.

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Mother, I have something to tell you.

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Not an A-minus?

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We'll demand a recount, we'll sue! We'll...

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No, it's not an A-minus.

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Phew.

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It's worse.

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I, Martha Fitzgerald, am suffering from hormones.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Don't be so silly, darling.

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We are Fitzgeralds.

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And Fitzgerald women are slaves to no-one, least of all hormones.

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Fetch the sauce, would you, darling?

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They sent a different brand this time.

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This one has anchovies in it.

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Yes, but you can't really taste them.

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You know how much I hate anchovies!

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Oh, no. It can't be.

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Hormones!

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Don't look at me, Brian. I'm as bored as you are.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hi, Lily, how are you?

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-Awful.

-Oh, me too.

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Dad tried to make me eat carrot cake.

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Dads, eh? Doesn't he know I'm hormonal?

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I sent Rob a text and he hasn't replied.

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I mean, who cares that it had orange cream cheese icing?

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Doesn't he realise I'm suffering from hormones?

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I mean, carrot cake wouldn't even be in my top five.

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It is chocolate fudge, lemon drizzle, then...

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Jas, are you even listening?

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I sent Rob a text and he hasn't replied.

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Oh, how long ago did you send it?

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I don't know about four hours, seven minutes and 28 seconds.

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Everything is awful.

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Oh, yeah, totally awful.

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Welcome to this specially convened crisis meeting.

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As you'll see, we have only one item on the agenda, Martha's hormones.

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Mother, what are you doing?

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Now, Stephen, you've been working on a worst-case scenario projection.

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"For every incident of hormonal activity we predict a 2% drop in the

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"likelihood that Martha will be CEO of a multinational company."

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Chilling.

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Do you think Captain James Cook's mother behaved like this?

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Who is Captain James Cook?

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He is not...a boyfriend, is he?

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That's the hormones, Martha, don't listen to them!

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I don't have time for this, I've got ground-breaking work to do.

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Martha, don't forget your papers.

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What's he Captain of, darling?

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Not football? Anything but football!

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Mrs Rennison, I shall need some biscuits for my coffee date

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with Miss Parfitt.

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Don't you mean your disciplinary meeting?

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Honestly, you really should lighten up.

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I mean who are you? The shoe police?

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SHE LAUGHS

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Did you know that Miss Parfitt is setting up a street dance class?

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I didn't. How very modern of her.

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Which is why I can't possibly give here these.

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Miss Parfitt is not a digestive sort of person,

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she is more of a brandy snap.

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She might even be a Viennese whirl.

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Mrs Griggs, are you trying to make her your "best fwend"?

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Of course not. Now, what do you

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think of chocolate-encrusted Florentines?

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Yes.

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Hi, guys.

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-Hey, budge up.

-No room, sorry.

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Oh, OK.

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I guess I'll sit over there, then.

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Fine. I mean, if that's what you want.

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OK.

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Honestly, can you believe him?

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He's trying to act as if everything is totally normal when it has been

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21 hours, four minutes and 17 seconds

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and he still has not replied to my

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text. It wasn't just any old text.

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I asked him a really important question.

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-And what was that?

-What is his favourite pizza topping?

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HE LAUGHS

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But he was just right here, you could have asked him, then.

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That is so not the point,

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and as a mature woman I thought you'd get that.

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Oh, yeah. I mean, totally.

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Oh, these? Just something I picked up from a French bakery.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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I don't care what happens to me, just go easy on the shoes.

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"Go easy on the shoes."

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Oh, Vicky, I'm sure we can overlook the shoes issue.

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Oh, good.

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As long as you let me try them on.

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I can understand this happening to Lily and Jas,

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but I expected better from Martha.

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What's up with Martha?

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What's up with Martha?

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Well, I'll tell you what's up with Martha.

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Things that make Martha sad.

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Rainbows, paint, the Queen, the colour orange.

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Things that make her angry.

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Bacon, France, puppies and hats, clouds.

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Until she can be trusted to act rationally you will be my assistant

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on Footsteps To Success.

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No, no, no, there's no need to thank me,

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just report to mine tonight for a data session.

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Oh, that's just what I need,

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a sheet of graph paper and the soothing balm of statistics.

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I need you to sign off on this...

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Street dance class, girls.

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SHE WHEEZES

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Are you OK?

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Absolutely fine, it's just trapped wind.

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I'm glad I bumped into you, I've got exciting news.

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I'm joining your street dance class!

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Wow! That's...

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Do you remember what we talked about in our meeting?

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Oh, yes!

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How do you get your hair so shiny?

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Oh, erm...

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About how exercise could be a way to help young people deal with their

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-hormones?

-Yes, brilliant idea!

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I can't wait to get my groove on.

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Break out the funk.

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I've actually got more funk than I know what to do with.

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I could open a shop just selling funk.

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Well, if you're sure you're up to it.

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Up to it? I can't wait to get started.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I just need to go and be sick in that bin.

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Don't ever pretend to be hormonal, Brian.

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You can't say yes to anything, including cake.

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I mean, even you like cake, and you're basically a twig.

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HER STOMACH RUMBLES

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OK, that's it, time for a kitchen raid.

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Captain James Cook,

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when you were mapping lands from New Zealand to Hawaii,

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did you ever just want to hide under your duvet and cry?

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I believe we may be suffering from the same affliction.

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-Dandruff?

-No, HTS - hormonal teen syndrome.

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Thank goodness you're here.

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That's the second day running she's said no to cake.

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I normally have to padlock the tin down to stop her wolfing the lot.

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Oh, what are we going to do?

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I can't have Martha being controlled by her emotions.

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Next thing you know she'll be dropping out of school to become an

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aromatherapist.

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KNOCK ON DOOR, DOOR OPENS

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OK, great, you're here.

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I want to double-check the toilets to music block figures.

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What's the point? When you look at all the billions of stars,

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you realise we're just insignificant dots floating in a pointless void.

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No! They've got to you, too!

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Hormones!

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Of course, I never succumbed to this teenage hormones nonsense.

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Oh, tell a lie, I once got a spot.

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I had the lot. Spots, mood swings, tears.

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The only person I'd speak to for four months was the cat.

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I've got a photo of him here somewhere.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Martha said Mrs Fitzgerald was here?

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Yeah, she's just through...

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Research material on hormones in teenagers.

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I can't do everything round here,

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I've got important work to attend to, you know?

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What do you expect us to do?

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You're going to have to talk to your children about their feelings.

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Right, Brian, I am now officially starving.

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I am declaring this a state of emer...

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Wait, why didn't I think of that before?

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My emergency banana!

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Morning, love.

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I wondered if we could have a bit of a chat?

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SHE GULPS

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Is there anything YOU would like to talk about?

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Good morning, darling!

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Mother, what are you wearing?

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This is what mothers wear when they're baking home-made croissants

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for their daughter. I want us to have a nice little chat.

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And we need to be completely honest with each other.

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OK, well, honestly, I think the, er, croissants might be ready.

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SHE COUGHS

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Darling, I think we need to talk about...

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..hormones.

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Why doesn't everyone just shut up about hormones?

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I do not want to talk about hormones!

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Ow!

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SHE COUGHS

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This is why I always e-mail.

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Street dance.

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Not sure I've ever seen those two words together before.

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What on earth are you doing?

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Just chilling, innit?

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Well, what's it to you?

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Stop talking with that ridiculous voice of...

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What are you wearing?

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When Miss Parfitt sees me strut my stuff in street dance class,

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she'll realise how cool I am

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and we'll be, like, best friends for ever.

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We might even form our own dance crew.

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Can you actually do street dance?

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Mrs Rennison, I trained in ballet!

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Street dance can't be harder than that!

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People manage it with their trousers halfway down.

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See? Who brings the funk?

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I bring the funk.

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I wish you'd take it away again.

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Morning, Martha. You look very focused.

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I am, because I'm going to beat these hormones.

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And Footsteps to Success will be right back on track.

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Ah, at last!

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I used a foolproof double-check list to pack my bag this

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morning. A whole block of freezing cold birds could try to distract me,

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it would still be impossible to forget anything.

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-Very impressive.

-Let's do this.

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She wouldn't even speak to me.

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It was like playing charades, but less fun.

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-How did you get on?

-Well, I do need a new oven, but I've got an idea.

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We're going to let Ollie sort it out?

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This says that exercise can help teens dealing with hormones.

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-Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

-Take up jousting.

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Try your idea first?

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Street dance will not only make you incredibly cool,

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it will also help you deal with the crazy feelings some of you have been

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experiencing.

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So why not sign up, like Lily, Martha and Jas have?

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-What?

-Oh, our parents must have signed us up.

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Oh. I don't want to force you.

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I can take your names off the list if you like.

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-No!

-No?

-I mean, now that we are on there, you may as well leave it.

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-That's the spirit!

-Erm, I won't be needing the class, Miss Parfitt.

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I am more than capable of slaying this dragon myself.

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Do you want to spend break timing routes from the music block?

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No. They polished the music block floors on Tuesday.

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Walking speed would have to be reduced by 25% to avoid injury,

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so any results would be inaccurate.

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We'll do the staff room instead.

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Exemplary rationale.

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Now I'm going to go crush someone at chess.

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How can he just carry on enjoying himself?

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All I'm asking for is a bit of support as a woman.

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Is that too much to ask for, Jas?

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Jas?

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The dance class.

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I honestly just think I'm too hormonal to go.

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Oh, yeah, me too, obviously.

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Ha! And he falls into my trap like a fly into a spider's web.

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Why did I do that? What's the point of chess anyway?

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Now's the time for the killer blow.

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It's just bits of wood moving around another bit of wood,

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just dead wood.

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Maybe he'll be really upset if I beat him.

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No, that's just the hormones talking, making you weak.

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Resist, Martha, resist.

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I might just go home and write some poetry on the emptiness of human

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existence instead.

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OK, time to finish this.

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Or should I just give him a chance?

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No, no! But, in a way, isn't Rufus a bit like that poor,

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cold bird on the windowsill, just looking for a crumb of comfort?

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THEY GASP

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She deliberately let him win!

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It's the hormones!

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We're going to the dance class.

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-No!

-Do you want to let down not only us but Captain James Cook?

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Very well. But I am not wearing Lycra.

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Oh, good to see you, Lily.

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I decided I needed something to take my mind off things.

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Honestly, my life is so complicated!

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Wow, that is quite an outfit.

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Show me some love, sister.

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-Oh.

-I can't believe we're choosing to dance.

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OK, everyone, let's get started.

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Jas! I thought you weren't coming.

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Oh, I just, er...

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You needed some headspace to try and deal with this hormone nightmare?

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Yeah, that, exactly that.

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Right, let's have a look at what we're all going to be learning.

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Rob here is going to demonstrate how it's all done.

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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OK, fine! I admit it.

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I'm happy!

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I'm not hormonal at all.

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You guys were like, hormones this and hormones that,

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but I just felt like a baby so I thought I'd just fake it.

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-I'm sorry.

-Don't worry.

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I'm sure you'll be feeling miserable for real soon.

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Oh, thanks, I think.

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OK, everyone.

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Into lines, let's dance!

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Five, six, seven, eight!

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You realise I'm going to have to have

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therapy after this, right?

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Just keep dancing. I'll be back to my old self any minute.

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Mrs Griggs, try and relax more in the knees.

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No. Mrs Griggs, you're popping on the six instead of the eight.

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But look at my robot.

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Isn't it dope?

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I think it might be less disruptive if you move to the back.

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Honestly, what do you have to do to impress the woman?

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I'm starting to wonder if she knows what she's doing.

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I think she's doing rather well.

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Good control of class, dealing with disruptive elements, impressive.

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This woman is more than just a pair of shoes.

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-That's it!

-What are you doing?

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You can't dance in those!

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Just watch me.

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If this doesn't impress her, nothing will.

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Dancing is the answer. Dancing is the answer.

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Make way for the funk, Miss Parfitt.

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Oh!

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Argh!

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How are you feeling, Martha?

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OK, I guess.

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I just thought this might cure me.

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I know hormones suck sometimes but, eventually,

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your body will come up with the perfect formula for being you.

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Right, and, just to be clear, I never have to do street dance again?

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No! Of course not, no. It's not for everyone.

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I might give it another go.

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What? It's not me. It's the hormones!

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Now that I'm back to being normal, happy Jas,

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maybe I can help you solve your Rob problem?

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Oh, yeah, about that -

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I realised I wrote the text but never actually sent it.

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I blame the hormones.

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I think I should go talk to him.

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-Say sorry?

-No, to ask him what his favourite pizza topping is.

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Mmm.

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Would you put these in the parents' association jumble?

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I've quite gone off them.

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Oh!

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